Alan Harper

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:49:47 GMT

I agree with all of you - Alan Harper should die. Just watched S09E04 and it ended him choking on a popcorn! Here's hoping for a dead Alan in the next episode. His last words: "How about that! For once things actually work out well for old Alan *annoying laugh while inhaling a popcorn* *choking sounds*"

Alan Harper

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 05:25:20 GMT

Alan Harper..... I always hoped they'd shoot a dream sequence
of sorts where the entire cast KILLS him!
(Not to mention Jake, the KID....running a close 2nd).
The "NEW" show.....blows w/o Charlie.... it's like, "Dumb & Dumber"......can't watch it at all.

Alan Harper

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 20:26:53 GMT

Thrown mr harper down the well!!!!!!!! (Alan not charlie)

Alan Harper

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 20:26:04 GMT

Alan is also a gypsy jacob

Alan Harper

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 20:23:45 GMT

Allan harper is a jew

Alan Harper

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:24:33 GMT

alan kinda sucks but he nailed kandi so...respect!!!

Alan Harper

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Alan Harper

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 02:57:11 GMT

this show is dead,unless they kill off fag boy cryer.whar a hump

Alan Harper

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:04:30 GMT

When im watching Alan Harper I just wanna put my fingers thru my eays and swing my brain around god I hate that thing called Alan Harper. Charlie is the best and Jake too love them

Alan Harper

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 18:01:39 GMT

I hate himmmmmm!!!!!! :@ :@ :@:@

Alan Harper

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 01:51:25 GMT

Prosciuto and melon?????? I bet you ate every single one u piece of shit!!!!!!!

Alan Harper

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 05:03:25 GMT

Reply-to:Wrong forum to post this on, huh?

Alan Harper

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:12:37 GMT

Reply-to: Wrong forum to post this on, huh?

Alan Harper

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:44:51 GMT

Alan is such a hideously ugly, repulsive, disgusting faggot and I hope he f*cking dies.

Alan Harper

Fri, 27 May 2011 01:41:20 GMT

Wat a fag, ooo i just made love, i need to share, i need to connect. Wtf u dont deserve to kiss Kandi u dick face. And u suck gas out of a car? That alimony check u had enlarged was 4 grand which is supposed to b half ur income! U cant survive off of 4 grand a month with no rent or car payments u fck!!!!! Fck u alan. Pay fcking rent asshole. Fck scrabble.

Alan Harper

Fri, 20 May 2011 23:51:04 GMT

Reply-to:When he is cheap, its a bit annoying, but hilarious. Thing is, Alan Harper gets more ass than all of you. Melissa, Kandi, Lyndsey, that Santa Claus Girl, that prostitute, Kandi, the girl who cried after sex, those two girls he dated at the same time, and, once again, KANDI.

Go kill yourself, moron!

Alan Harper

Fri, 06 May 2011 23:47:13 GMT

When he is cheap, its a bit annoying, but hilarious. Thing is, Alan Harper gets more ass than all of you. Melissa, Kandi, Lyndsey, that Santa Claus Girl, that prostitute, Kandi, the girl who cried after sex, those two girls he dated at the same time, and, once again, KANDI.

Alan Harper

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 04:02:20 GMT

Who ever wrote alan is great and handsom. Is prob the actor playing alan! U loser u suck at life. Kill ur self!

Alan Harper

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 03:58:45 GMT

Alan should die and berta should move in

Alan Harper

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 03:17:06 GMT

I wish Charlie wouls settle down,if Betsy the married stripper that Charlie secretly married in Vegas were not already married,she would be perfect for him,or Chelsea's best friend,Gail,Gail is hot!!!

Alan Harper

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 03:13:48 GMT

Alan"The Sponge"Harper

Alan Harper

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:00:26 GMT

first season alan harper was watchable, as the seasons went on he became a scummy cheap leach. I now hate jon cryer because he plays alan, and for someone to act so well as him, in real life he must resemble the same person...so in conclusion...kill jon cryer. Hate cheap people, especially ones who arent thankful for people doing favor for them. The guy fought with charlie for 38 dollars, and in season 8 just comes into his house when he doesnt live there. He should have been killed off the show in the last episode.

Alan Harper

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 14:50:04 GMT

Seriously Alan should go and penetrate himself with an electric power drill. Nothing he does is funny, he is a worm, and thoroughly unlikable. He is a snake and a scumbag. Charlie only suffers form being associated with him. He is disgrace to mankind.

Alan Harper

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:21:57 GMT

Alan is weak sick disgusting kerkily scum character ever created someone tell the writers to kill him in the series and make an entire new season without him the show still would be funny plus pleasent to watch jakes is there to do stupidities without being a loser someone tell the producers. I used to careless about a tv annoying character and I still can but for one reason or another if I want to watch TV and hardly find something remotely worth watching like comedy..: just tell the producers to kill the scum too much time with it can be hurtful.why people even give people like this to live. Malfunction is malfunction make him die or killitself let the world be a truly better place this kind of malfuntion is no joke is disgusting. I think a guy who rapes puppies for living would be a better character in the show.

Alan Harper

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:01:05 GMT

jon cryer is a faggot and im gonna murder him bc i was hired by his wife...