Jake Gardiner Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 12 Oct 2018 06:31:36 GMT reply
Riley is wayyyyy better. Get PHANARDINER off the fcking team he’s TERRIBLE.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 25 Sep 2018 07:00:38 GMT reply
Waste of a maple leafs jersey
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 21 Sep 2018 11:19:58 GMT reply
I'm hoping that Matthews does not have to play with The Goofinator, like he did all of last year, so that he can have a great year- the kid deserves to play without that boat anchor around his neck. It's no wonder the kid is pissed off. He had to do two jobs every single game: try to score a goal and cover the Goofinator's position so that he(the Duncinator) could conserve his own lame-ass energy and put in lots of minutes coasting up and down, never fighting for a puck, and impressing the stats dufuses with his minutes.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 21 Sep 2018 01:44:19 GMT reply
It's remarkable, Clown Show Jake Gardiner has one of the worst playoff game 7's in NHL history and his fanboys on Sport-snot still insist everyone has a bad game! I responded by pointing to a few of the MANY other game losing f@ckups by the idiot and they come back again saying everyone has a few bad games! These fantasy hockey morons wouldn't know defense if it hit them in the corner cause just like their defensively useless hero Jake-off they would never go into a corner to retrieve a puck. You know they don't actually play hockey by their over reliance on nebulous stats while denying the objective reality of what we all see the idiot do/not do on the ice.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Sep 2018 20:39:13 GMT reply
yes, very strange that the Elite one is absent, but still, is playing his best hockey (least disastrous) by not showing up. Well done Jake!Can we get him to commit to the very same consistency for the regular season- JUST STAY HOME, Goofinator!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Sep 2018 20:23:56 GMT reply
Jards Garbaginer has been remarkably consistent these 2 preseason games, I like it. Maybe he's finally found his rhythm and spot .... not on the ice and far away from anything requiring defense or quick thinking. Great start Jake-off keep up the good work staying off the ice!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Sep 2018 13:04:15 GMT reply
Imagine that- The Goofinator away? he's always miles behind everyone else during the season,has to re-learn everything, because he has no natural talent, and can generally figure out a few things by January-February. But this year, if he misses the exhibition season, he'll never get sorted out. BUT, maybe it's a good thing- or he might have been wearing the A that Zaitsev wore last night. Can we all imagine that?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Sep 2018 05:41:46 GMT reply
Apparently clown show is away because his wife is giving birth. I was crossing my fingers and toes for his absence to mean trade but it looks as if Babscrock-a-shit and Scooby-Dubas will continue to deny objective reality and laughably insist that the idiot is a D man. The only explanation is that Jake-off is retained as ballast to keep the Leafs, and consequently their young stars with looming contracts, out of the stratosphere.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Sep 2018 02:44:01 GMT reply
did they trade The Goofinator? he didn't play tonight or yesterday while everyone else did. very strange!.Zaitsev was an alternate captain tonight, while the Duncinator, who treats him like shite every night, even though he gets paid more than the Super-Dufus, was AWOL. very strange! Is there a full moon?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Sep 2018 00:46:12 GMT reply
Or maybe all the comments were inappropriate
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Sep 2018 00:44:17 GMT reply
I guess all the comments are to be forgotten , the ame as the minus 5 in the last game
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 19 Sep 2018 23:38:38 GMT reply
this is very weird! we have all been dumped. every comment is gone. WTF!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 19 Sep 2018 18:41:04 GMT reply
Now there are two of us - we have started a movement. The previous post was not by the Stats Gramps.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 08 Apr 2018 14:04:30 GMT reply
Yeah, but you guys were prescient and were on the band wagon before others knew there was a wagon to jump on and you nailed it - Jake Gardiner was just awful this year.
Just consider the following:
First in total ice-time for the year – Yeah, but DJ Smith was ordered by management to play Gardiner
First in ice-time / game – Yeah, but he only played easy minutes
First in expected plus / minus – Yeah, but lies, damned lies and statistics
First in 5-on-5 ice time– Yeah, but what about his PK TOI, that is what it is all about
First (tied with Marner) in assists – Yeah, but all his assists were secondary assists
First (tied with Rielly) in D-men total points – Yeah, but Rielly had more goals and played fewer games
Second in even-strength assists to Nylander – Yeah, but again all his assists were secondary assists and all Nylander’s assists were primary assists
Third in Point Share (behind Anderson and Matthews) – Yeah, but what the hell is Point Share
Third in the league (behind Klingberg and Karlsson) in even-strength assists by D-men – Yeah, but the other D-men are Swedes
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 07 Dec 2017 03:06:02 GMT reply
He does not have a good sense for hockey and it’s hard for him to make a consistent play. He is a liability. He plays way too much like phaneuf.
I guess he’s learned defence from one of the worst
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 07 Dec 2017 03:02:23 GMT reply
He plays way too edgy and fcks up a lot. Total useless player to have on your hockey team.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 07 Dec 2017 03:00:36 GMT reply
Lol they just said getting it out of the zone is difficult for gardiner as seen on that play. Kind of an asset being a d man and I doubt your goalie wants you playing net with him gtfo out of the way you mutt. Most ices on the team connect a pass or two dumshit!! Hahaha so pathetic. Leafs are a man short when he dresses
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