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I forgot to mention that my girlfriend Mona reached around and unhooked her brassiere. She slipped it off and handed it to Rafa. He was speechless as I reached under her blouse and began to massage her breasts..until she had an orgasm that is. She then gave me a hand job. Rafa stood there motionless as I released on the floor.
I was fortunate(?) enough to meet Rafa in Istanbul last year. He was rather personable. I was with my girlfriend and Rafa was checking out her enormous breasts. I asked him if he was going to the movies? he looked at me and asked why do I ask that question.? I said to him that I saw him picking his seat so I assumed he was going top the movies.
Rafa and his gay Unca Tony have cum up with a song. It's called "The Ass Pickin Polka". They'll be playing this catchy litle tune every time Rafa tees it up on the court, especially when he just finishes picking his ass...again !.
Rafa has this little game he likes to play between sets of a tournament. The game is called SWITCH. What you do is stick one finger in your mouth, and the other finger up your ass....and then you,switch !!!! He likes to play thios with his UNCA TONEY ...
Breaking News... Rafa's clothing sponsor just announced that from now on they will reinforce the seat of all his tennis shorts. Since he spends so much time pickling his seat, the seat fabric wears out before the rest of the shorts do.
You picked your ass just one too many times Douche Bag.. Now you and your Gay Uncle Tony can go home to Spain and give each other Hand Relief..you homosexual cock sucking pile pf human excrement... And Rafa..I don't mean anything bad by that mind you !
You've heard of Tommy Hilfiger sports apparel... Well Rafa has his own line...It's called Rafa's Stink Finger. That's from his right hand constantly picking his ass during a match. Fukk YOu you spic homosexual piece of shit... Go sir with your fukking uncle Tony as he gives you a hand job.