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I was sitting in my living room masturbating to my favorite porn flick "In Diana Jones" when my girlfriend walked in. I kind of shifted with surprise and my butt hit the channel change button and the tv switched to a tennis match with Somdev Dvvarman. So my girl caught me watching that fool with my cock in my hand. Needless to say she dumped my ass. I hate that slumdog millionaire son of a w.hore
Was watching some tennis live with my young son this past year. Dvvarman was on court practicing and my boy said "he's pretty good dad!" With that I struck my son in the face, knocking him out. When he finally came out of his coma I told him to never compliment such a garbage player as Somdev Dvvarman ever again, lest he be on the receiving end of a hailstorm of fists from his dad
I watched this guy play and nearly vomited, it was actually that bad. It nearly killed my interest in tennis. This fool would struggle playing against seniors in wheelchairs with mild cerebral palsy. I hope he quits the sport or chokes on curry-soaked naan bread. Rajma bahtura bitch