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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 May 2017 13:02:58 GMT reply
Good Job at Indy Fernando! I see that the "Honda Curse" has carried over to Indy cars as well!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 May 2017 11:33:38 GMT reply
FERNANDO DOING GREAT AT INDY IN SUCH PRESTIGIOUS COMPANY-KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 06 May 2017 00:31:53 GMT reply
Good Luck at Indy, Nando!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 29 Apr 2017 22:43:23 GMT reply
joke of the day, read it and weep:
http://www.f1-fansite.com/f1-news/alonso-still-not-regretting-ferrari-exit/
Reply-to:McLaren Honda II, a British Comedy with a Japanese voiceover!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 18 Apr 2017 20:51:25 GMT reply
McLaren Honda II, a British Comedy with a Japanese voiceover!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 13 Apr 2017 15:19:42 GMT reply
it doesn't suck to be Fernando. well paind F1 ride and a fully funded joyride in the indy 500.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Mar 2017 06:01:45 GMT reply
What's the line on how many honda engines Nando will blow up in 2017?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Mar 2017 00:33:03 GMT reply
Caution: Alonso going to NASCAR!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 01 Mar 2017 00:55:47 GMT reply
The season is already over for Fernando and Stoffel, Honda looks like they screwed up royally again. Perhaps they could still dominate again if they were in Nascar, they just have to pay Mr. France to change the rules in their favor. THrow that yellow!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 17 Dec 2016 16:53:23 GMT reply
Maybe so, but he's still " Alonso ALoser"
Reply-to:Fernando Crashgate Alonso.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 25 Oct 2016 14:15:37 GMT reply
Fernando ''Crashgate'' Alonso.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 26 Jun 2016 00:48:08 GMT reply
here to say nice things about this psychic I went to see in Canada Montreal
People say psychic are scams but this lady is one of the best she should be on tv she got my past right gave me my futur and told me to check myself with my dr they found a lump on my breast she was right she saved me she is no scam
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 04 May 2016 03:20:28 GMT reply
Alonso Aloser...
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Mar 2016 21:30:23 GMT reply
Barcelona F1 test: Sebastian Vettel and Ferrari end winter on top
By Ian Parkes Friday, March 4th 2016, 17:08 GMT
Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari, Barcelona F1 testing February 2016
Sebastian Vettel concluded Formula 1 pre-season testing as he started it, by posting the quickest time for Ferrari.
Of his four days overall in the SF16-H, Vettel topped the Barcelona timesheet on three occasions.
With team-mate Kimi Raikkonen leading the way on two of his four outings, it means Ferrari was fastest on five of the eight days overall.
On the Friday of the second test, Vettel's lap of 1m22.852s proved to be the best seen on the super-soft compound across both weeks.
That time was set in the morning run, with the four-time champion embarking on a full race simulation in the afternoon on his way to 142 laps overall, the highest total of the day.
Vettel finished 0.282 seconds clear of Toro Rosso's Carlos Sainz Jr, whose lap of 1m23.134s was posted before lunch on Pirelli's new-for-2016 ultra-soft compound.
Felipe Massa leaped from 10th in the times in the morning to third come the end courtesy of a super-soft tyre run that put him 0.792s behind Vettel.
Like Vettel and Sainz, the best lap from Force India's Sergio Perez was also done in the morning, with the Mexican using super-softs to finish 0.889s down on Vettel.
On his final test outing in the morning, Lewis Hamilton was denied the "knife-edge" run he had hoped for as Mercedes kept the true potential of its W07 Hybrid under wraps.
Come the end of his 638th lap in the car over the two weeks, Hamilton broke down with a transmission problem that delayed team-mate Nico Rosberg's running in the afternoon.
Hamilton finished fifth quickest, with Rosberg down in 13th, and with neither driver using any of the soft compounds, as was predominantly the case across the eight days.
Rosberg still managed 70 laps on Friday, but in appearing to concentrate on high-fuel runs the German finished 4.599s behind compatriot Vettel.
Red Bull's Daniel Ricciardo was sixth quickest on a set of softs, followed by the McLaren of Jenson Button who found himself still almost two seconds off the pace, despite his best lap being on ultra-softs.
Jolyon Palmer suffered yet another issue on his final day in the car.
A hydraulic problem limited his Renault to just 31 laps in the morning, the Briton added another 59 in the afternoon to finish eighth best on a super-soft lap.
Sauber's Marcus Ericsson was ninth courtesy of a soft tyre outing, 2.1s behind Vettel, and just ahead of Haas drivers Romain Grosjean and Esteban Gutierrez.
Grosjean completed 66 laps in the morning after being plagued by brake-by-wire woes on Thursday before handing over the car to Gutierrez for the afternoon.
The Mexican managed just 25 laps, with his super-soft blast still 0.167s behind Grosjean's best effort on a set of softs.
Following mechanical issues in the morning that confined Rio Haryanto to a solitary installation lap just before lunch, the Indonesian rookie managed a further 57 across the afternoon, but three seconds down even using ultra-softs.
FRIDAY TEST TIMES:
Pos Driver Car Time Gap Laps
1 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari 1m22.852s - 142
2 Carlos Sainz Toro Rosso/Ferrari 1m23.134s 0.282s 133
3 Felipe Massa Williams/Mercedes 1m23.644s 0.792s 129
4 Sergio Perez Force India/Mercedes 1m23.721s 0.869s 60
5 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 1m24.133s 1.281s 69
6 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull/TAG Heuer 1m24.427s 1.575s 123
7 Jenson Button McLaren/Honda 1m24.714s 1.862s 121
8 Jolyon Palmer Renault 1m24.859s 2.007s 90
9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber/Ferrari 1m25.031s 2.179s 132
10 Romain Grosjean Haas/Ferrari 1m25.255s 2.403s 66
11 Esteban Gutierrez Haas/Ferrari 1m25.422s 2.570s 25
12 Rio Haryanto Manor/Mercedes 1m25.899s 3.047s 58
13 Nico Rosberg Mercedes 1m26.140s 3.288s 70
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 23 Feb 2016 14:27:48 GMT reply
Full testing times from the second day of the first F1 test of the 2015 pre-season from the Circuit de Catalunya – Day 2 1pm
1. Sebastian Vettel Germany Ferrari-Ferrari 45 laps 1m 22.810s
2. Daniel Ricciardo Australia Red Bull-TAG-Heuer 58 laps 1m 23.525s
3. Nico Rosberg Germany Mercedes-Mercedes 81 laps 1m 24.867s
4. Sergio Perez Mexico Force India-Mercedes 48 laps 1m 25.692s
5. Marcus Ericsson Sweden Sauber-Ferrari 49 laps 1m 25.734*
6. Valtteri Bottas Finland Williams-Mercedes 54 laps 1m 25.872s
7. Pascal Wehrlein Germany MRT-Mercedes 36 laps 1m 25.925s
8. Jolyon Palmer Britain Renault-Renault 41 laps 1m 26.189s
9. Esteban Gutierrez Mexico Haas-Ferrari 31 laps 1m 26.931s
10. Fernando Alonso Spain McLaren-Honda 69 laps 1m 27.198s
11. Max Verstappen Netherlands Toro Rosso-Ferrari 59 laps 1m 27.346s
Read more at http://www.crash.net/f1/results/227834/1/barcelona-f1-testing-results-tuesday-1pm.html#zJAgYbY1gLUgiA9w.99
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 Feb 2016 14:22:14 GMT reply
GP2 engine might beat Haas, one thing for sure, gonna be a long season for Fernando!!!
Wow and just think how much happier he is now compared to finishing 2nd in a Ferrari!!!
Reply-to:Fernando will beat Hass -Smen Kttl 2016

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 Feb 2016 04:00:18 GMT reply
"Fernando will beat Hass" -Smen Kttl 2016
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 22 Feb 2016 19:36:30 GMT reply
Results of the opening morning test session at Barcelona;
1 S. Vettel Ferrari 1:24.939
2 L. Hamilton Mercedes 1:25.409 0.470
3 V. Bottas Williams 1:26.091 1.152
4 D. Ricciardo Red Bull 1:26.704 1.765
5 C. Sainz Toro Rosso 1:27.180 2.241
6 J. Button McLaren 1:27.691 2.752
7 M. Ericsson Sauber 1:28.165 3.226
8 R. Grosjean Haas 1:28.399 3.460
9 A. Celis Force India 1:29.406 4.467
10 J. Palmer Renault 1:31.351 6.412
11 P. Wehrlein Manor 1:33.455 8.516
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Jan 2016 16:58:45 GMT reply
Sebastian Vettel is 'more Ferrari' than Fernando Alonso was in F1
By Lawrence Barretto Sunday, December 20th 2015, 11:11 GMT
Sebastian Vettel, F1 2015
Sebastian Vettel has a stronger tie with Ferrari after one Formula 1 season than Fernando Alonso managed in five years, according to its president Sergio Marchionne.
The German four-time world champion joined Ferrari at the end of last season with Fernando Alonso moving to McLaren and made an instant impression.
Vettel was the only non-Mercedes driver to win, achieving the feat three times and climbing the rostrum on a further 10 occasions as he finished third in the drivers' standings.
Those inside Ferrari have spoken about the positive atmosphere in the team this term, with Vettel embracing his new role and seamlessly slotting into the Ferrari way of life.
"Alonso stayed here for five years and he was less Ferrarista than Vettel is after one year in terms of identity and identification with the team," said Marchionne.
"We had the annual Gestione Sportiva event with all the technicians, the mechanics, the sponsors and the drivers earlier this month.
"There were over 1,200 people and Sebastian gave a speech entirely in Italian.
"Of course he learned it by heart but it was perfect, incredible. He had prepared it so well.
"He did it very honestly, like the guy he is, with a great heart and a lot of attachment.
"He became more Ferrari, like a guy who has always been Ferrari."
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Jan 2016 16:53:22 GMT reply
Reply-to:Alonso has the best racecraft of any driver on the current grid. Ferrari gave him a shit car and he still managed runner up. Look at what happened when he was driving a Renault, HE BEAT MICHAEL SCHUMACHER. Alonso was the quickest even in 2005, when the McLaren was clearly faster. Just because hes not nice doesnt mean hes not talented. Ofcourse hes selfish and he brags alot, but as a double world champion Id say he has reason to. P.S. McLaren will once again be champions, good luck Jenson and Fernando!
too bad he's the worst at getting the best out of people,...he deserved McLaren and their dead-honda project. I guess that he'll still rationalize that last is better than 2nd.  Let's see if Jensen can make the McLaren fast again because Fernando, who is a fast driver and useless at anything else, won't be up to the development tasks required to make McLaren-Honda champions again,...
Just watch,...

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Jan 2016 16:46:17 GMT reply
Webber: Vettel’s the best, Maldonado the worst
While Mark Webber rates Sebastian Vettel as the best overall in F1, he puts Pastor Maldonado at the opposite end of the scale as he is “out of his depth.”
Webber retired for Formula 1 at the end of the 2013 season, calling it quits on a career spanning more than a decade.
During that time he raced against some of the best in the sport including former team-mate Vettel, reigning World Champion Lewis Hamilton and good friend Fernando Alonso.
But while Webber says Hamilton is “incredibly fast” and has denied that Alonso is “running out of puff”, he feels it is Vettel who has the most to offer any team.
“If you’re talking Formula 1, the good boys always find themselves at the front and the good guys always find themselves in the best cars,” the Aussie said in an interview with Australia’s Wheels magazine.
“Lewis has always been an incredibly fast, naturally gifted guy in all conditions and he’s very, very insensitive to tracks and to light rain and drizzle. It’s these sorts of things that makes the calibre of a very, very fast and phenomenal driver.
“Someone like Seb, he’s very good at the resources, at pulling the whole team together and getting everything around him and filling in his weaknesses. He’s exceptional on that front.”
As for Alonso, the former Red Bull driver reckons the double World Champion still has what it takes but concedes his wretched 2015 campaign with McLaren-Honda was a blow to his motivation.
“Fernando, I wouldn’t say he’s running out of puff, but his motivation I think at the moment is challenged for sure,” Webber said.
He continued: “But those three [Vettel, Hamilton and Alonso] are on a very, very, high level.
“And if I had to pick one, I’d probably pick Sebastian, in terms of pulling the whole juggernaut together and getting the whole team going, which I think he will do at Ferrari shortly.
“He’s notoriously consistent and unfortunately I was on the receiving end of a lot of that, but he’s pretty handy. Lewis has a little bit more of that mind-management challenge, whereas Sebastian is true to form in the Germanic fashion of that delivery.”
The 38-year-old was then questioned about those at the opposite end of the scale.
Asked who was the ‘worst driver he’d ever shared a track with’, he answered: “Probably Maldonado.
“He’s out of his depth and just shouldn’t be there. He’s making up the numbers basically.”
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Jan 2016 18:54:56 GMT reply
Alonso has the best racecraft of any driver on the current grid. Ferrari gave him a shit car and he still managed runner up. Look at what happened when he was driving a Renault, HE BEAT MICHAEL SCHUMACHER. Alonso was the quickest even in 2005, when the McLaren was clearly faster. Just because he's not nice doesn't mean he's not talented. Ofcourse he's selfish and he brags alot, but as a double world champion I'd say he has reason to.
P.S. McLaren will once again be champions, good luck Jenson and Fernando!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Oct 2015 02:47:13 GMT reply
Vettel the best
One of the brightest aspects of F1 is, according to Wolf, Ferrari's main star.
"You know that a Canadian manages Ferrari? The CEO is Sergio Marchionne, from Hamilton in Ontario. He's one of the best managers around. Look at what he did.
"Ferrari is not finished yet this season. He got right away the best driver in the world, Sebastian Vettel, and they are going to sort out the car also.
"For me the best driver in the world - and not because I have a German background - is Vettel. Not [Lewis] Hamilton.
"Hamilton is very good, but he has an excellent car. The engine in that Mercedes is unbelievable. But Vettel will be world champion again, if not this year, then next year."
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Oct 2015 21:46:06 GMT reply
http://autoweek.com/article/formula-one/manor-f1-destroys-fernando-alonso-tweet
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