Pat Burrell

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:59:15 GMT

He sings "HEAL THE WORLD" after taking his Viagra and Valtrex

Pat Burrell

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:00:59 GMT

Michael Jackson song.....Got to be startin' somethin' ..... that's our boy ;)

Pat Burrell

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:39:17 GMT

Pat Burrell favorite Michael Jackson songs are?

this is a question

that needs an answer....

Preferrably by people who are stalking Pat...or have seen him dance to said songs by Michael...

I will give the most easiest one ...

Thriller

Pat Burrell

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:05:19 GMT

Oh and I must add.....of course I would blush and when I said of course because I am a lady ;)

Pat Burrell

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:14:25 GMT

Lol I would not giggle :) and I would say of course. Lol

Pat Burrell

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:18:38 GMT

ok..he would say "haven't I seen you at the park? " and your reply would be? Yes No or just stammer and giggle? Reply-to:He would say....... something hot and romantic cause hes awesome like that ;)

Pat Burrell

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:38:33 GMT

I meant rookie not freshman.... I got all flustered thinking about how sexy pat is =)

Pat Burrell

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:36:13 GMT

I hate I go from sophmore to freshman all the time...it is annoying =/

Pat Burrell

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:43:31 GMT

I am waiting.......shart is not sexy.......I want sexy........ please cont with the story.... ;p

Pat Burrell

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:34:09 GMT

No shart.....that is not sexy =/ try again.....

Pat Burrell

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 04:52:53 GMT

better yet, he would SHART something HOT ....knowing Patti

Reply-to:He would say....... something hot and romantic cause hes awesome like that ;)

Pat Burrell

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:40:41 GMT

He would say....... something hot and romantic cause he's awesome like that ;)

Pat Burrell

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:15:27 GMT

Pat turns down hot women for a greasy bag of johnny Rockets
and johnny Walker red- Johnny Futz

Reply-to:...a dose of Pat continued...after seeing the highlights from sportscenter start lifting weights for 10 reps each on the circuit (legs, arms workout station ) now sit on a balance ball for 7 minutes against the wall in sitting position..this helps your quads...now cool down....next get into what you plan to wear the rest of the day perferrably layers like the button down collar with a fitted sweater unless you have a meeting then its a suit and tie.(aka the English teacher look - swoon ) Spend at least twenty minutes on your hair to ensure the receding hairline and the growing bald patch dont meet up. Now its early dinner ...that usually entails either a four star restaurant or dinner with friends...tonight its dinner w/ friends and their kids which bothers you because they are setting you up on a blind date. ( see Cody Ross picture that is a blind date setup ) while she is nice you are not interested women can be like fast food and you end the night at the Tipsy Pig ...where you see her.. the commnetor here on the page and you fall madly in love as you walk up to her and say ????Ok I made it this far anyone want to finish this....

Pat Burrell

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:27:55 GMT

...a dose of Pat continued...after seeing the highlights from sportscenter start lifting weights for 10 reps each on the circuit (legs, arms workout station ) now sit on a balance ball for 7 minutes against the wall in sitting position..this helps your quads...now cool down....next get into what you plan to wear the rest of the day perferrably layers like the button down collar with a fitted sweater unless you have a meeting then its a suit and tie.(aka the English teacher look - swoon ) Spend at least twenty minutes on your hair to ensure the receding hairline and the growing bald patch don't meet up. Now its early dinner ...that usually entails either a four star restaurant or dinner with friends...tonight its dinner w/ friends and their kids which bothers you because they are setting you up on a blind date. ( see Cody Ross picture that is a blind date setup ) while she is nice you are not interested women can be like fast food and you end the night at the Tipsy Pig ...where you see her.. the commnetor here on the page and you fall madly in love as you walk up to her and say "????

Ok I made it this far anyone want to finish this....

Pat Burrell

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:19:21 GMT

Let's see what a "dose of Pat" would be like...first there is Starbucks an apparent unnatural obsession for him he goes there more frequently then postman. Next, you have to read one section of the paper and only one section...the sports section because that is where the comics now are located and you like to try to do the crossword but you only do the easy ones bc you get a headache...next you must find a nice restaurant like Mamacitas or Lot 41 to have lunch in because you skipped breakfast now its time to put on some work out clothes preferrably Nike matching shorts and shirt ..Now do twenty minutes stretching 25 push ups/crunches each and 30 minutes running on the treadmill...take a 15 minute break check sports center Reply-to:I think the only cure would be a dose of Pat ;)

Pat Burrell

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:17:56 GMT

I think the only cure would be a dose of Pat ;)

Pat Burrell

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:13:17 GMT

There is help available out there. Just pick up the phone and call. Recovery is possible!
Reply-to:I like the house. I think its beautiful I would live in it and I definitely would live in it with him :)

Pat Burrell

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:22:07 GMT

I like the house. I think its beautiful I would live in it and I definitely would live in it with him :)

Pat Burrell

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 06:20:52 GMT

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/rxU0GNpmU0sclF4yP6lkpA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusmlbexperts/jimmy_pat_liz02_01_12.jpg

Pat Burrell

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:35:13 GMT

I think that this probably is a nice family home but honestly its ugly http://trap.it/#!traps/id/14eb96f6-56e6-4e42-b8c5-a0d1aeb389ac/jump/658HMZLnx002q6IUb6HL

Pat Burrell

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:03:33 GMT

I wont forget him and I for sure wouldn't mind taking care of him ;)

Pat Burrell

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:36:52 GMT

Patsy is history... done, crisped, a forgotten has been. Washed away in a sea of alcohol and pick up lines. We all get what we deserve at some point in our lives. Buenosre reTardes

Pat Burrell

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:02:53 GMT

So Fox is confirming Pat is retired I have my suspicions only because there isn't a video of Pat standing in front of a podium crying...like he did when he (paid) entered the University of Miami Hall of Fame thanking his Wife and Parents.

Pat Burrell

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:01:27 GMT

867-5309Reply-to:whats yo numba? -Mr. Burrelleply-to:I have one bottle of wine in me and working on a 2nd bottle of champagne I kinda get what Pat feels like when he is inebriated ( scrabble double word score ) and yet I kinda know it would not work out if pat burrell and I actually took the plunge ...I am a morning person ...like 5am and I hog the sheets and I think I snore and have a bad credit score even as I make a rhyme I know Pat wont give me the time...of day ...oh how I wish that wasnt so but I drink my champagne and go.Shit I should write for hallmark

Pat Burrell

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:02:34 GMT

He looks like him and his ex wife are in a fashion show. I love her glasses. That woman had to of lost her mind cheating on him :( he's hot as hell