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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 23:29:21 GMT reply
Lately Corky and J Lo had been really getting along. Especially since they started trying to get anally pregnant with a lovable butt baby. Many nights Corky will back his beautiful bubble butt up against A Rod's face, and J Lo will press her snatch against A Rod's face. Corky then rips a beast of a fart while J Lo rips a monster queer. A Rod's face is nearly blown apart by this. A Rod normally begins crying and if one looks closely you would see the Zoink Man leering from the bathroom, jerking off his minuscule dick. Corky and J Lo then go off together to eat cookies and watch some "Fuller House" on Netflix.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 08:11:44 GMT reply
like many gay men, Alex likes to eat feces. he just can't get enough of it! Corky gives him a diaper full of dookie 💩 and urine every few hours and A-Rod quickly gobbles it down!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 05:40:16 GMT reply
Homophobic Rookie, why are you harassing A-Rod's gay fans? This "Sucks Forum" was created for A-Rod's fans to tell him he sucks and to exchange queer fantasies about him. 97% of the people who post here are turned on by the mere thought of Corky slapping A-Rod around and treating him like his gay sex slave! If you have take issue with such stories, then you should probably stop posting here and instead stick to the "Girlfriend Forum" as your closed-minded viewpoints are not wanted. Now leave us be so that we can masturbate in peace
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 01:52:51 GMT reply
Rook, how dare you bring you homophobic hatred in here! He board is a safe space for people to post tales of A Rod's and Corky's erotic adventures! I for one enjoyed hearing of A Rod being sodomized by stale breadsticks. Something that is quite common in the queer community! I also enjoyed hearing of A rod's insolence regarding Corky's pubic hair and Corky's appropriate reaction! What I didn't enjoy was your homophobic comments regarding these amazingly erotic stories! I demand you meet me in Miami behind the 7-11 on Brickell tonight at 3:19am. I will be in the dumpster dressed as Corky and will have a massive erection. I will blast ass in your face before going into a 'tard rage and pummeling you. You will probably have a torn anus upon completion. I bet you are reading this and jerking off with excitement. See you soon!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 22:51:55 GMT reply
Q: Are you a really immature 10 year old OR a middle age dude obsessed with male genitals and flatulence? 
Unsure as to why you keep making this chat homoerotic.
andReply-to:Rook, I can confirm this is accurate. Papa John jammed many rock hard breadsticks into A rods asshole. Corky then made A Rod gobble them up. A Rod was crying as Corky etc childish crap here. 

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 22:44:37 GMT reply
Bro, you need to really get into directing men on men sex scenes because you have such a vivid imagination for that stuff. A lot of pent up creativity....how you put so much details into the scenes. Almost like you draw from personal experience. 
Reply-to:Last night A-Rod was sucking Corky off when he noticed an eyelash on Corkys face and then picked it up and told Corky to make a wish and then blow it away. Corky smiled and then blew the eyelash away. Corky then BLAH BLAH OTHER HOMOEROTIC FANTASIES

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 16:43:42 GMT reply
Last night A-Rod was sucking Corky off when he noticed an eyelash on Corky's face and then picked it up and told Corky to make a wish and then blow it away. Corky smiled and then blew the eyelash away. Corky then realized that one of his pubic hairs was stuck to A-Rod's chin. Corky grabbed the pubic hair and asked A-Rod to make a wish and then blow it away. A-Rod refused and told Corky that was nasty. Corky then got really upset at A-Rod for being so rude and flew into a ''tard rage! Corky kicked A-Rod in the face and then hit him over the head with his 2002 AL MVP award! Corky then started stomping on A-Rod's chest until a rib cracked! Corky then rolled over A-Rod and gave him some rough anal sex for the next 5 min until climaxing. A-Rod then went downstairs to eat a snack and watch wrestling
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:31:09 GMT reply
Were the dipping sauces some type of pepperoni sauce? If so, I bet Corky drank them and then ripped some heinous wet farts in A-Rod's face!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 05:57:00 GMT reply
Rook, I can confirm this is accurate. Papa John jammed many rock hard breadsticks into A rod's asshole. Corky then made A Rod gobble them up. A Rod was crying as Corky refused to allow him to use any dipping sauces as Corky said they were all for him. Corky then ripped a massive fart and went Dookie out the window!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 Sep 2017 05:52:41 GMT reply
Fellow Rook, is there any truth to the rumor that the Papa John sodomized A-Rod with stale breadsticks during the incident and then Corky made A-Rod eat the soiled breadsticks?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 17 Sep 2017 21:43:07 GMT reply
I heard that earlier today Corky was butt slamming Papa John while gobbling up an extra large Papa John's Pepperoni pizza. He then grunted, which was a signal for A Rod to begin tounging his anus. He then counitnued pounding Papa John's ass, while ripping enormous pepperoni farts on A Rod's tounge and face! It's amazing how Corky can provide pleasure to so many men at the same time! What a treasure!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 17 Sep 2017 07:07:42 GMT reply
Last night Corky was banging J-Lo's ass right in front of a sobbing A-Rod. At one point Corky stopped just to rip a wet and insanely loud fart right in A-Rod's face! J-Lo started laughing and then walked over and ripped her own wet fart in A-Rod's face! Corky and J-Lo then hugged tenderly and J-Lo told Corky she loved him. Corky then had anal sec with her for several more minutes before climaxing. He then told A-Rod that J-Lo was pregnant was his butt baby and that A-Rod would have to pay to raise the child! Corky then walked down to A-Rod's kitchen and ate some Oreo cookies while shitting in the sink!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Sep 2017 08:18:10 GMT reply
Corky has been pissing into a wall unit air conditioner in A-Rod's family room for the past several weeks. Corky has peed on it so much that whenever the air conditioner is on, the cold air being blown into the room reeks of the smell of urine! A-Rod asked Corky to please stop this habit and pee in the toilet instead, but Corky took offense and slapped A-Rod right in the face! Corky then pulled down his diaper and made a dookie on A-Rod's face!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Sep 2017 04:55:37 GMT reply
Lately Corky has been withholding sex from A Rod and has instead been ass pounding J Lo. Corky has told A Rod he and J Lo will soon be having a little Corky. This makes A Rod cry which greatly pleases Corky.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Sep 2017 09:23:30 GMT reply
Corky humiliated A-Rod by making him eat a dookie 💩 out of Corky's asscrack right in front of J-Lo last night. I
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:09:55 GMT reply
How dare someone come in here pretending to be Corky! I'm sure the same clown then bashed A rod's massive homo fan base! Just because I enjoy dressing as Corky and making my Latino partner dress as A Rod before making sweet love to his asshole in a Wendy's dumpster makes me no less of a fan! In fact I think it makes me a super fan! I grunt and go Dookie as I plunder "A Rod's" asshole. One time I found part of a leftover spicy chicken sandwich and made my partner eat it while I sprayed him down with Dookie juice!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 19:21:57 GMT reply
i will pulvarize your anus with muh shlongg
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:59:29 GMT reply
Rookie, how dare you defame A-Rod's queer fan base! I am a big baseball fan, love hot dogs, but also love a big juicy schlong. This is 2017 in case you hadn't heard and the gay community is loud and proud! Just because I want to watch Corky plow A-Rod's anus until it bleeds while I masturbate vigorously until I blow a loud in A-Rod's cup of tea and then make him drink it doesn't make me any less of a fan!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:49:20 GMT reply
real men who fart and make fart noises with their armpits, its a serious sport you faggots dont know shit.
I have a foot long shlong and i love to go to Subways and drop my pants while i order a foot long meat lovers sub.
I AM HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:42:41 GMT reply
drop dead and get a life you drug addicted faggots. Baseball is a a game for real men who love big hot doggs and guzzling beer
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:19:11 GMT reply
Drug Rodriguez haha.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Sep 2017 04:34:58 GMT reply
I heard that there is a growing group of sexual deviants who are 'tard groupies. Apparently there's a huge growing trend among hipsters and the SJW crowd. These groupies are known to drop their pants and allow any 'tard to anally penetrate them! Last week alone Corky had anal sex with two gay groupies on his way home from a Chucky Cheese and then still had enough mojo to give A-Rod some hard anal sex!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 05:39:05 GMT reply
Who is this filthy imposter trying to make out corky is a sub bottom??
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 03:16:13 GMT reply
Have any scientific studies been performed on Corky's bathroom habits? It seems abnormal for someone to make 5+ dookies per day! Does he force them out? If so, he might damage his O-Ring! He must make A-Rod lick his anus clean as wiping several times a day would really irritate his butthole!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 02:47:20 GMT reply
Sophomore you aren't fooling anyone pretending to be Corky. When Corky posts here his words are full of misspellings and oddly capitalized letters. Also, Corky spent the weekend out fighting hurricane Irma. Many of you may have noticed he was completely successful. He, John Pepperoni, and Steve Anus were able to use their amazing Pepperoni Fart and 'tard rage powers to steer the Hurricane from hitting Miami directly. Corky is a true hero. I highly doubt another hurricane will ever bother him. After his great success there was a wild orgy, with Corky and Steve Anus daisy chaining A Rod and the Zoink Man. Corky plowed A Rod's ass, while A Rod tounged Steve Anus's butthole. Steve Anus plowed the Zoink Man's butthole while the Zoink Man tounged John Pepperoni's asshole while John jerked off. It was so erotic! Thankfully a film crew from the Spice Channel was there to catch all the hot action!
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