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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 26 Apr 2018 09:44:29 GMT reply
A-Rod took Corky to the movies the other day and were harassed by people who hate gays! A group of homophobes were yelling just because Corky was having anal sex with A-Rod next to the refreshment stand. Corky was so upset at the harassment that he overflowed his diaper with dookie, which he fed to A-Rod!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Apr 2018 21:14:02 GMT reply
Rook, that sounds like something out of Mad Max!!! You were so lucky to attend a dumpster party of gay lovable ‘tards! Hopefully those Corkys were released by those weirdos!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Apr 2018 03:45:31 GMT reply
Last night I experienced something odd. I was at a dumpster parts and was being tag teamed by two Corky’s. Dookie was everywhere, as I was being manhandled from behind by a leather jacketed Corky, and strangled with a diaper by a letterman jacketed Corky. All of a sudden this 1979 Maroon Oldsmobile Toronado sped around the corner and the Corky’s all began to scatter. At first I thought it was a police raid, but then I saw these two old guys, who were twins, jump out of the car, grab nets from the backseat and begin corralling the Corky’s. They caught three of them in their nets and tossed them into the trunk. They then jumped back in the car and sped away. The only other thing I noticed was the license plate which read “DeMasi”. Has anyone ever experienced something like this? I’ve never seen those lovable ‘tards scared like that before.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Apr 2018 02:13:29 GMT reply
Today Corky went swimming in A Rod’s pool. Corky loves to swim naked and use those arm floaty things. While doing so he had to go dookie and was pleased at how releasing a stream of toxic shit felt in the pool. When A Rod saw the stream of brown spraying from Corky’s ass he as irate and complained to Corky he would have to now pay to have the pool sterilized. This didn’t sit well with Corky who believed he had done a good thing. Corky got out of the pool, went over the A Rod, and smacked him in the face. He then kicked A Rod in the nuts, before booting him up the ass causing A Rod to fall into the pool and into the shit water. Corky then pissed on A Rod’s head before heading inside to watch some He Man.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 23 Apr 2018 23:34:39 GMT reply
Soph that description of Corky and of him dumping trash in the ocean for earth day shows how darn lovable that ‘tard is. One never knows what will happen from minute to minute with Corky. I bet A Rod was delighted when he got to feel Corky’s bare, wet, ass presssed against his head. Even more so when Corky let loose a musky pepperoni fart! I also agree with Rook in that there are too many close minded people who would get upset and condemn A Rod licking Corky’s hot anus in public.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 23 Apr 2018 19:22:23 GMT reply
Yesterday Corky got out of the shower where he had just taken a dump and then cleaned himself. When he walked into A-Rod's master bedroom with his bubble butt and beer belly, A-Rod couldn't look away. A-Rod started salivating while staring at Corky's mouth-watering ass crack! Corky opened up A-Rod's sock drawer and started peeing all over A-Rod's dress socks. Then Corky walked over and ripped a pepperoni fart right in A-Rod's face, causing A-Rod to undergo some type of homosexual orgasmic seizure!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 23 Apr 2018 18:12:24 GMT reply
Why is America still so closed-minded? I think it is ridiculous that in the year 2018 some homophobes are disgusted by two gay men have raw anal sex in public. Anyone who has a problem with A-Rod licking Corky’s anus in Central Park in full view of everyone needs to seek physiological counseling, as that person has issues!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 23 Apr 2018 18:06:54 GMT reply
wow, that must have been a long drive. I hoe if was uneventful and not used a steamy toilet with the air con on and windows up!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 19:17:59 GMT reply
Today Corky had A-Rod’s driver take him to the ocean where he dumped several trash cans full of garbage into the Atlantic Ocean to celebrate Earth Day! A policeman witnessed this and started laughing. However, a low-T social justice warrior videotaped the incident and started whining to the policeman. The cop decided that Corky was so darn lovable, so he drove to A-Rod’s home and arrested him! When A-Rod protested that he had nothing to do with it, the cop and his partner viciously beat A-Rod with billy clubs! After the beating, they drove back to the ocean with Corky. They found the social justice warrior and beat him to the ground while Corky kept yelling that the guy was a “stoopid faget!” Corky got so excited that he went dookie, overflowing his diaper! Corky then took off his diaper and made the social justice warrior lick it clean! When Corky realized that the guy enjoyed eating the dookie, Corky was so disgusted that he kicked him right in the junk!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 14:17:50 GMT reply
I often meet them and sneak on their bus when they go to away days to watch hot episodes of life goes on and play some dutty brown sports ...I am normally down to my soiled and brown gussetted y-fronts by the time we get to our destination (which is usually a community centre where we perform theatre shows of early 90's teen dramas...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 07:40:10 GMT reply
I can barely recall rook. But i know it was a mistake...everything is in black and white and slow mo when i recall. At one point I remember being thrown up against a pinball machine and pounded by two twins that had guitrs, whilst others leered and clapped...the only thing i remember was the jukebox, that kept playing 'ob la de, ob la da' and this - https://macabremastermindrecords.bandcamp.com/album/short-bus-retard-im-not-on-twitter-but-im-always-on-the-shitter
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:15:25 GMT reply
Soph, I have had numerous encounters with ‘tards, but I have never brought one home with me for the exact reasons you mentioned. A ‘tard cannot be controlled in any way, and when running into one at a dumpster, rest stop, or truck stop men’s room one must prepare for anything. Tards can be set off by anything and one can go from really pounding a ‘tards ass, to being tossed to the ground and forced to eat a ‘tards asshole. The ‘tard scene is currently very hot and it’s rare for me to not run into one of two at a swinging dumpster party. Last night I was at a dumpster behind a Taco Bell and there were three ‘tards all dressed as ‘Corky’. I found myself sprayed with diarrhea, pounding some ass, then being strangled with a shit filled diaper. It was super erotic but I certainly wouldn’t bring one home with me!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 21 Apr 2018 22:59:10 GMT reply
Hi Soph.I am a respectable family man with two kids, a great wife and a senior executive position. A few years ago, my love life was getting stale, so I went for a drink, and let myself get chatted up by a guy that looked like a 70 year old corky, and he was wearing a baseball jacket. We met a few times and one thing led to another, then on our second date, he manhandled me into the back of a chevy pickup with some of his 'tard mates and locked me in a room where they had their fill of carnal delights with me, I was passed around like a thai ladyboy and i couldnt feel my ass for days!! When they had tired of me, they threw in a bush outside a truck stop and my ordeal was over. I sometimes go past the 'sunshine club' where they hang out on their wheelchairs an shorts and get the shivers...........
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 19 Apr 2018 18:48:57 GMT reply
Have any of the queers who post here ever hooked up with a lovable ‘tard similar to Corky? I question whether the sex is so good that it is worth dealing with all of the damage that a ‘tard will do to one’s belongings. It has to be expensive to pay professional cleaners to try to remove or fade dookie stains from carpet and couches.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 09:23:13 GMT reply
What a fantastic story! A-Rod got to smell Corky’s orgasm-inducing farts, received free cookies and drinks, and walked away with his anus intact! It was the equivalent of him hitting four home runs in a game back in his baseball days!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 04:56:04 GMT reply
Corky loved this and began punching Hogg as he kept ass slamming him. Corky then jizzed all over Hogg’s head before rubbing his dirty diaper all over Hogg’s face. By this point the commotion had attracted the police who almost stepped in. They then realized lovable ‘tard Corky was teaching the despised David Hogg a lesson. They laughed hysterically, then farted in Hogg’s face while high fiving Corky. The cops then pulled out their guns and began firing them in the air. Corky gave Hogg one last punch then stood up and pissed all over him. This entire time A Rod had been tounging Corky’s filthy ass. As a reward Corky farted in A Rod’s mouth causing him to jizz his pants and go into orgasmic convulsions. When A Rod recovered Corky and he went into the Starbucks, leaving David Hogg laying on the ground covered in blood, shit, piss, and jizz. Corky was greeted with applause by the Starbucks employees and both he and A Rod received drinks cookies for free! Corky is a national treasure and really taught David Hogg a lesson!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 04:55:31 GMT reply
Today Corky went with A Rod to Starbucks. Corky was very excited to get a Starbucks Caramel drink which he not only found delicious, but also gave him tons of energy. Upon getting there he found a group of people out front blocking the entrance and screaming nonsense about Starbucks being racist. Leading this crowd of protestors was annoying faggot David Hogg. When Corky tried to enter the Starbucks David Hogg got in his way and began yelling how Starbucks was racist and guns were bad. Corky not only likes a Starbucks, he loves guns, as seen in numerous episodes of his 90’s hit show ‘Life Goes On’. This enraged Corky who overflowed his diaper and began growling and dancing like Curly from the three stooges. Corky then violently attacked David Hogg. While A Rod and the crowd watched Corky body slammed Hogg, then ripped off his pants. Everyone began laughing when they saw Hogg had a microscopic penis and a tattoo of Screech on his ass. Corky screamed “I knew he was fagit” then began anally violating him. This really turned on A Rod who went behind Corky and began tounging his asshole. Corky quickly won over the protestors who began cheering hm on. A few protestors came close and pressed their asses to David Hogg’s face and began ripping ass. Some fat chick queefed in his face causing Hogg to puke.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 17 Apr 2018 06:22:49 GMT reply
i think about him when i play with my peepee.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 17 Apr 2018 06:15:35 GMT reply
i luv arod. i think about him every day when i okay with my peepee. he is so handsome. i wanna have him lick my butthole and suck my peepee. i am 13 years old. my name is dusty
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:48:02 GMT reply
Fukk You queers
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 14 Apr 2018 22:03:30 GMT reply
Why does Mike Tyson have a cartoon but Corky doesn’t? I’d love to see a Corky cartoon which follows him as he engages in various hijinks and shows him slapping around A-Rod and using him as his sex slave!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 12 Apr 2018 22:27:23 GMT reply
Damn Rook, that story is so hot! I only pray that someone got that hot Kangaroo/A Rod action on video! I bet Corky was so happy when the kangaroo attacked A Rod.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 12 Apr 2018 03:13:06 GMT reply
A-Rod took Corky on a two week vacation to Australia back in December. Corky was bored most of the time back he thought it was too hot. However, one day they were resting in a park when they came across a family of kangaroos. Corky got so excited that he made a giant dookie in his diaper! The kangaroos could tell that Corky was an alpha male, do they observed him curiously. At one point Corky slapped A-Rod in the face and the kangaroos started jumping up and down in delight. Corky then yanked off A-Rod’s shorts a huge gay kangaroos hopped over and then started really giving it to A-Rod right in the ass!while clawing at him with the claws on his little arms. Corky laughed hysterically while the kangaroo had its way with A-Rod!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 23:58:50 GMT reply
Gary you imbecile. When did I ever say I was from Vegas? I clearly said I was traveling to Vegas for the week, which I have. I will be here until Saturday but have no time for you as you were to slow to get back to me and I now have a packed schedule for hot man on man action. I think your comments regarding the cops are hysterical. Please contact them, and let them know you can’t read and are annoyed by people on the ‘A Rod Sucks’ board. I’m sure they will throw an entire team at it after they finish sodomizing you with their billy clubs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 07:29:04 GMT reply
Gary, now you’re a Sophomore? You aren’t fooling anyone! How many times have you written about “niggers” and “faggots” on this forum? In this politically correct world, you are definitely the one who should and would be arrested by the police! How dare you threaten Alex’s homosexual fans??
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