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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 29 Mar 2017 08:00:08 GMT reply
That really would be a dilema for Corky. Use his massive fart powers to keep the balloon in the air or jam his mongo cock up A Rod's butthole? Oh the decisions!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 29 Mar 2017 07:22:34 GMT reply
And for the air balloon adventure, is it true that he gas supply ran out mid air? Is it true that this led to an emergency situation where ass was used to propel the hot air? Is it also true that one of the choices was whether corky would allow this, or instead, plough a rods ass leadiing to the balloon plummeting to the ground?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 29 Mar 2017 07:17:00 GMT reply
I liked the first paragraph of the book where corky stuffed his diaper in a rods mouth and took his dong to task on him
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 29 Mar 2017 02:22:37 GMT reply
I heard that there is a new book about an adventure where Corky and A-Rod take a hot air balloon ride! Corky does dookie over the side and slaps A-Rod around in the various storylines!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 21:54:10 GMT reply
That's borderline criminal. What Nazi deleted that? I demand it be replaced immediately!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 21:51:34 GMT reply
Why was the picture of the Choose Your Own Adventure book deleted? That was clearly a topical pic!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 21:49:47 GMT reply
I loved the part where Corky got so excited when he saw a gorilla in the ape house that he went into a 'tard rage and punched A-Rod in the balls and kicked him up the ass!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 20:56:15 GMT reply
I just wanna say I got the choose your own adventure book and it wasso hot I lost my load halfway down the first page. The zoo entrance chapter blew my mind. 5 stars!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 15:19:59 GMT reply
Corky really has a temper! Maybe he's a very passionate lover? A-Rod must love it when Corky really gives it to him right in the ass after slapping him around. He must take out his aggressions on A-Rod's butthole!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 00:22:44 GMT reply
A Rod has really been getting some abuse of late. I wonder if that's a fetish of his? I know he used to enjoy hanging out at rest areas and truck stops. Maybe he's now into being beaten up by a 'tard!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 22:43:08 GMT reply
And OMG that picture book is so so hot!
To be a fly on the wall during the creative process, with Steve, John, Alex and Corky sitting eye to eye in a room discussing the story arc!
What is the second installment??
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 22:41:39 GMT reply
Does Corky still run with the same gang he did from life goes on?
I only ask because I saw A-Rod get a vicious beating off a man in a leather jacket looking like corky and a couple of friends
Is it now a gang that are using A-Rod for their on pleasure?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 16:09:37 GMT reply
I heard that A-Rod took Corky to a Wendy's a few weeks ago. Corky told A-Rod he wanted a vanilla Frosty and then sat down to wait for A-Rod to order the food. However, while A-Rod was standing in line, Corky changed his mind and decided he wanted a chocolate Frosty, but forgot to stand up and tell A-Rod. When A-Rod got back to their table and Corky saw the vanilla Frosty, he flew into a 'tard rage and shoved the vanilla Frosty in A-Rod's face and started slapping and kicking him! He also yelled at A-Rod for being an idiot and getting the wrong flavor! How was A-Rod to know? Corky must expect him to be a mind-reader!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 08:47:35 GMT reply
I bet A Rod was around as Corky manhadled him. I have a feeling he likes it and more then likely incorrectly ordered Corky's hamburger on purpose!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 08:23:01 GMT reply
I was eating at a Burger King in Manhattan last Friday when A-Rod and Corky walked in. Corky sat down and then A-Rod ordered a meal for him and brought it back to their table. When Corky unwrapped a hamburger, he quickly discovered that the hamburger had ketchup on it, a condiment which Corky hates. Corky took up and threw his large order of fries at A-Rod and then slapped him right in the face! I was sitting 15 feet away, but that slap was really loud! I saw that A-Rod's eyes welled up like he was going to cry and Corky told him to "man up" and then slapped A-Rod in the face again! Corky then took his hamburger and rubbed the ketchup and mustard on it on A-Rod's face and then shoved it into A-Rod's mouth and yelled at him to eat it. A-Rod was apologizing profusely and Corky refused to accept the apology and slapped A-Rod yet again!!! Corky then reached into his pants and yanked off his diaper, which was full of dookie and smelled awful - he rubbed it on A-Rod's nose and then slapped A-Rod again. Corky is a very abusive man who mistreats A-Rod. I don't know what A-Rod sees in Corky, as there must be hundreds of thousands other men with Down's Syndrome in the US that A-Rod could be dating and whom would probably treat A-Rod much better.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 02:45:43 GMT reply
Damn! I had no idea John Pepperoni and Steve Anus were in involved! That is damn hot!! This is going to be a national bestseller!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 Mar 2017 21:10:00 GMT reply
Here is a photo of an advance print of the new Choose Your Own Adventure book starring A-Rod and Corky. A-Rod takes Corky to the Bronx Zoo and all types of crazy hi-jinks occur!!!
https://tinyurl.com/n4r9uzx
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 Mar 2017 19:17:08 GMT reply
Rook I would be first to place an enormous order for those queer A Rod and Corky Choose you Own Adventure books! Damn I'm aroused!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 26 Mar 2017 18:55:04 GMT reply
In the mid 1980s, there was a popular line of children's paperback books entitled "Choose Your Own Adventure." In each book, the reader was presented with at least two choices every few pages and based on the reader's choice selection, the reader was instructed to turn to a particular page to continue the story so that the reader had a feeling like he or she was choosing the outcome of the story.
Anyhow, I heard that A-Rod is negotiating to reboot the book series with a series of storylines centered on he and Corky! I'm sure these books will be quite popular, particularly within the gay community. Based on a particular choice selection, will A-Rod end up with Corky'a diaper being rubbed on his face or will he be slapped around by Corky??? The result will be based on the reader's choices!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 Mar 2017 07:22:25 GMT reply
A Rod deserves that for being mean to Corky. He needs to walk a mile in Corky's shoes to understand Corky's need to set fires and shit in the sink!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 08:55:37 GMT reply
I heard that Alex Rodriguez has been infected with a virulent STD form of Down's Syndrome, which he contracted from his gay lover, Corky. This is the root cause of his rapid decline and apparent retirement from baseball as his strenth has been sapped by the cocktail of anti-Down's Syndrome drugs he takes each morning. Hopefully A-Rod will pull through!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 06:24:21 GMT reply
I found this nice pic of Corky and his son. He seems like he must be a no-nonsense dad, given the way he slaps A-Rod around to keep him in line!
[URL]http://noahsdad.com/wp-content//2012/08/chris-burke-corky-life-goes-on-ndss-1-640x426.jpg[/URL]
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 05:32:43 GMT reply
A-Rod has eye-watering Halitosis! His breath is so bad that it can instantly kill potted plants and make children cry. I heard that the reason A-Rod's breath is so bad is because he eats out Corky's filthy anus on a daily basis, yet only brushes his teeth once a week. A-Rod really needs to see a dentist soon!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 03:40:18 GMT reply
I saw a pic on TMZ of Alex and Corky today. They were shopping for clothes at JC Penny and Alex was carrying around a large diaper bag! He keeps Corky's diapers and baby powder along with baby wipes in case Corky goes doody! That's so cute!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 24 Mar 2017 05:03:24 GMT reply
Damn, Corky is getting really fat! I know that he was a total stud when he was in his early 20s, but decades of partying with hookers and blow seems to have taken its toll. He's looking tubby in this photo - does A-Rod like that big fat gut?
https://cradlemyheart.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_0213_dan.jpg
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