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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2017 10:00:17 GMT reply
When is an E! True Hollywood Story about Corky going to air? I want to know more about his cocaine and crack abuse throughout the 1990s as well as his love of hookers and his many illegitimate children. Maybe this will shed some light on why he enjoys beating and ass-raping A-Rod so much!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:54:06 GMT reply
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 Nov 2017 06:38:30 GMT reply
Rook, A Rod and Corky have normal conversations every day. Just today, as A Rod was changing Corky’s diaper and powdering his bottom, A Rod told Corky how much he loved him and how he couldn’t wait for Christmas. Corky respondedby telling him he was a giant faggot then ripped a noxious fart on A Rod, causing a nice poof of baby powder to explode in A Rod’s face. Corky then went off to get some graham crackers and watch Sesame Street.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 Nov 2017 19:38:34 GMT reply
Can anyone give any concrete information that Corky and ARod have ever held a normal conversation, or is it always couched in aggression, or the threat of aggression?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 Nov 2017 08:20:08 GMT reply
For a man with submissive fantasies, being sexually dominated by a gay ‘tard must be really hot for A-Rod! I bet he enjoys it when J-Lo wears a strap-on and then ass-slams him, but being slapped around and then anally violated by someone who wears a diaper and watches cartoons and Sesame Street all day is on another level!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 19 Nov 2017 10:15:53 GMT reply
Yeah Rook, your comment was a mistake of the highest water. Who else can A-Rod get? Charlie Zelenoff I wager! In the queer game, attractiveness goes by dong length, ability to patent diaorre sprays, strength, past record in terrestial TV shows and personality. I'd say CORKY COMES OUT RIGHT ABOUT TOP ON ALL OF THESE. . . Ask yourself, why is corky in the frame for the huge Mall Cop 3 role, and has been given an opportunity to write the script?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 22:02:48 GMT reply
Rook, A Rod is like any bitch out there who desires an Alpha Male. Corky is truly an Alpha male as he dominates everything in his path. A Rod loves when Corky dominates him by shitting all over his home, pounding his anus whenever he likes, and generally being a lovable Alpha male ‘tard. A Rod loves that Corky is confident in his chubby body, and most certainly Corky’s massive dong. A Rod loves being forced to change Corky’s diaper, powder his bottom, and tounge his anus. Imagine having an Alpha like Corky rip farts in your face, plow your ass, then watch cartoons. Such innocence. A Rod will never leave Corky.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 08:46:31 GMT reply
I don’t understand what arod sees in Corky. Why is he with a fat and ugly downer? I could treat arod so much better with lots of anal sex and as many farts in his face as he can take! I’d fill his colon to the brim with my thick semen much better than Corky ever could.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:11:46 GMT reply
Sophomore you are correct. It is common within the queer community to eat foods that will bring about constipation. After a month or two one then has their lover lay on the floor while they use an enama to release the bowels. The ensuing shit tsunami completely coats ones lover in a delightful mix of waste. It is all erotic.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:07:52 GMT reply
Corky recently took a break from preparing for Paul Blart 3 and watched a nice documentary on Hitler on Netflix. As he watched it he became enamoured by Hitler and started talking about how he also hated Jews. When the Zoink Man yelled “double Zoink” and declared he was Jewish Corky became infuriated. He said it was time the Zoink man be punished. He then emptied out a deep freezer, unplugged it, and threw the Zoink man into it. He cut a small hole in the side and duct taped the door shut. He then proceeded to rip farts into the hole thus “gassing” the evil Jew Zoink Man. The Zoink Man attempted to please Corky by licking his asshole threw the hole but Corky wasn’t having any of it and grabbed the Zoink Man’s tongue and tried to rip it off. He then continued rippping farts until the Zoink Man went quiet. Corky then goosestepped around the place quite proud of himself. A Rod later found the Zoink Man unconscious and clinging to life. He rushed him to the hospital. When Corky found out he was furious and that night A Rod had to sleep on the couch. The Zoink man has since returned to his post as an unpaid bathroom attendant. He better hope lovable Corky doesn’t watch any more Nazi videos!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 Nov 2017 20:25:08 GMT reply
Isn't it a form of foreplay to go constipated for over a month then expel your smelly bowels over your lover?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 Nov 2017 01:04:05 GMT reply
I like Corky. I want him to pin me down and use his Mongo strength to penetrate me repeatedly causing my ass to release a shit gusher. I heard Corky is good at getting constipated people to let loose. I haven’t shit in a month. I hate that Zoink Man faggot. If I see him I’m gonna kick him in his tiny little dick. I can’t believe Corky allows that queer to be his bathroom attendant.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 Nov 2017 03:53:35 GMT reply
The Zoinkmans’s stupid videos are as high quality as a Sasquatch video as they are shaky and it’s clear the Zoink man was being anally violated against his will as he tried to shoot them. Corky is preparing for the new Paul Blart movie and has nearly destroyed A Rod’s home trying to learn to ride a Segway. He has overflowed his diaper in anger numerous times, causing A Rod to change him and powder his ass. One time Corky drove right threw a wall and saw the Zoink Man was pleasing himself to a “Bayside” yearbook. This enraged Corky who ran over the Zoinkman with the Segway. He then yelled something about “Mall Justice” and raped the Zoinkman until his asshole was torn apart. Corky then got back on his Segway and zoomed off, making another hole in the wall.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:43:55 GMT reply
Damn, spellcheck hits you hard when you are too rabid to type! No more leaving through corky calendars....
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:41:42 GMT reply
Also is it true that the zoinkman has been put into a bind after videos of him purposefully back8g into Becky the duck and hound dog’s monster songs been uncovered?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:39:59 GMT reply
I think you will be disappointed as the hardcore fans are close to getting what they wanted - Paul blast will still be Paul blast and corky will co lead as a. MAll cop from ‘the wrong side of the tracks’. The interplay between these two would be so erotic and remind me of some of the naughty bro films you see on the spice channel. Would a rod be able to deal with the jealousy?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:22:55 GMT reply
The First Paul Blart movie was good, but the second one totally sucked. Hopefully the producers turn things around with the third movie! I’m sure that some hardcore man-on-Man action between Corky and some other dude in the movie would really spice things up!!! I would also like to see a diaper strangulation scene and one or two diarrhea sprays expelled by Corky. It would also be great if A-Rod was a victim of a robbery and Corky had to slap him around, kick him in the junk, etc.!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 00:35:28 GMT reply
Rook I totally agree. Paul Blart is one hot beefcake. I cannot wait to see Corky portray him and use his massive cock to hand out Mall Justice. Corky has generously allowed A Rod to be in the movie as “guy who smells fart” which has made A Rod very happy. The Zoink Man however is on Corky’s shit list right now how first he pestered him to be in the movie, then he started going on about reporting some minor rapes he received in the rowdy set of a TV show he filmed. This reminded Corky of the time he did a bunch of crack in his trailer on the set of Life a Goes On. He then dressed as Hitler and made some extra, who had a Jew fro and hook nose, tounge his anus while threatening to “gas him”. This somehow made it on film and Corky is worried this, or one of many other incidents will come out and derail his Paul Blart role! Poor Corky!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 16:29:15 GMT reply
Urgh I just want to go down on Paul Blart's huge pringles can sized chod right about now!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 13:20:04 GMT reply
I heard there is a big bombshell rumour coming out regarding corky's antics on the Life goes on set
NY Post has allegedly a couple of VHS tapes to hand, Whilst shaky camcorder footage has also been found from Principal Beldings old camcorder!
Lot of the gay clubs up and down the country are getting rowdy at the thoguht f some of these clips being released
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 08:29:10 GMT reply
Is the awful “Big Brother” show still on CBS? If so, they need to get Corky on the next season. It would be a ratings hit if the entire world could see what Corky does 24 hours a day! A-Rod should also be invited on the show to really spice things up!! Every gay bar in the country will tune in the watch Corky slap A-Rod around and then anally violate him!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 06:05:41 GMT reply
Corky is very concerned in this climate where celebrities like him are being accused of sexual improprieties left and right, that some of his antics from the rowdy “Life Goes On” set will come out. He was sharing this with A Rod when the Zoink Man chimes in that he was thinking of telling his tales of thousands of rapes while he was filming a show in the 90’s. Corky yelled at the Zoink Man to shut the fu@k up, then threw a book at his head. Corky fears that one of the dozens of extras, and cast members he assaulted while in a coke fueled rage will come forward and will blow his Paul Blart movie! A Rod is quite sympathetic and took care of changing Corky’s diaper, then meeting all of his penis and ass needs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 04:14:08 GMT reply
Corky has been constantly jumping around, farting, and sodomizimg anyone in the house who farts, in order to get ready for Paul Blart: Mall Fart. He has also heard from many of his old cast members from ‘Life Goes On’ who have called to beg him for a part in his movie. He gets really angry at this and farts into the phone while yelling at them. He even went into a ‘tard rage at his old crack smoking buddy Max Wright who was on the show ‘Alf’. Even the Zoink Man, who had farted and was being anally violated by Corky, had the audacity to ask if there was a role for him where he could utter “Zoink”. Corky began donkey punching him in the head, the jizzed in his massive Jew fro. Corky is totally adorable running around A Rod’s house constantly yelling “Paul Blart, Mall Cop, freeze!” I can’t wait for the movie to start filming.
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