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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Feb 2018 09:25:13 GMT reply
Corky sure loves sitting bare-assed on A-Rod’s expensive white leather furniture while ripping wet farts! He’s just so lovable!
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Yesterday Corky went into the the bathroom to go dookie and was very excited that he was progressing in his potty training. He had eaten a large deep dish Meat Lover’s sausage pizza from Pizza Hut the night before and really had to go badly! After expelling the giant dookie, he stood up to admire his creation! He then pulled out A-Rod’s phone and took a photo! He then ran out of the bathroom to show A-Rod the photo. A-Rod told Corky that he was disgusting and that he didn’t want to see Corky’s feces! A-Rod also scolded Corky for stealing his iPhone and failing to wash his hands. A-Rod then told Corky he was failing at potty training! Corky hen got really mad and slapped A-Rod in the face and then kicked him in the junk, causing A-Rod to double over in pain! Corky then turned around and somehow managed to spray diarrhea into A-Rod’s face even though he just released a giant dookie minutes before! Corky then jerked off into A-Rod’s face before heading downstairs to sit bare-assed on A-Rod’s white leather couch again while watching The Jetsons!
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Here is a picture of Corky’s dookie: https://m.imgur.com/pG9a1go
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Feb 2018 07:45:24 GMT reply
How rude of A Rod. It’s so obvious he must have been horny and baited Corky into providing some red hot anal sex! I bet he didn’t count on Corky catching on and donkey punching him into unconsciousness! Today Corky was sitting bare assed on A Rod’s white leather couch. He ripped many wet farts while watching the Smurfs. When smurfette came on Corky get excited and began grunting and jerking off. A Rod came in and began to cry seeing that Corky needed to seek the love of a cartoon female to get horny. Corky farted in A Rod’s direction and told him to get the f@ck away from him. He then jizzed all over A Rod’s leg before ripping a few more wet farts. He then wandered to the kitchen for a snack, leaving many brown stains all over the leather couch. When he got back with his twinkies and gummy bears he saw A Rod sniffing and licking the shit stains! Corky accused A Rod of cheating on him with the shit stains and flew into a ‘tard rage. He bashed A Rod’s head into the arm of the couch repeatedly, then tossed him out the window! Corky then relaxed with his snack and went back to watching the Smurfs.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 20 Feb 2018 11:20:32 GMT reply
Yesterday Corky was eating a chocolate cake and was watching He-Man cartoons when A-Rod walked in and said that although Corky had the perfect bubble-butt, he needed to cut back on the sugary foods as he now had a bubble-gut! Corky got really mad at A-Rod for interrupting the cartoon to insult him and flew into a 'tard rage! Corky kicked A-Rod in the nuts and then pulled down his diaper and went dookie on A-Rod's head! Corky then yanked down A-Rod's Yankee uniform pants which A-Rod apparently still wears, and then gave A-Rod some rough anal sex! A-Rod enjoyed the rough anal and started moaning with pleasure, which made Corky even more angry! Corky then donkey-punched A-Rod before pumping his semen into A-Rod's colon. Corky then started watching the next episode of He-Man!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 20 Feb 2018 09:23:47 GMT reply
Today Corky was watching an old episode of one of his favorite shows “Step by Step”. He made a guest appearance on the episode as he played the lover of Cody, the idiot who lived in a van in the Lambert’s driveway. Corky and Cody had some wild sex in Cody’s van which was so loud with farts it woke up much of the lambert family. When they complained Corky viciously attacked them, and went dookie in their kitchen sink. (Corky later told me he had ad libbed that dookie!). Corky then had hot man action with Cody and J.T. Lambert in the van before heading off into the sunset. It was a very touching episode. Corky should have been added as a regular to that show.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 18 Feb 2018 04:26:19 GMT reply
Today Oprah visited A Rod’s home. She was sitting on the couch in the living room when a naked Corky strolled through. He was totally nude and had an enormous erection. The Zoink Man was behind him. He was on a leash Corky was holding, and was on all fours like a dog. He was nude except for a spiked dog collar. Oprah stared at this spectacle as Corky pressed his bubble butt to the Zoink Man’s head, then ripped a massive fart. Oprah gasped in disgust at this display, embarrassing A Rod and annoying Corky. Corky best over, aimed his ass at Oprah, and let loose a torrent of shit. She screamed as his waste coated her from head to toe. The Zoink Man began tounging Corky’s asshole clean while Oprah ran screaming from the house. That lovable ‘tard sure spices up life in A Rod’s house!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 15 Feb 2018 02:26:09 GMT reply
‘Fart Club’ is a hot queer movie about an underground club of faggots who meet in abandoned buildings and basements and fart all over each other. The battle ends when one of the two opponents jizzes his pants in ecstasy from smelling his opponents farts. This is quite erotic and the movie is one of Corky’s all time favorites. Both of his hero’s John Pepperoni and Steve Anus are in the movie and meet in the final epic battle!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 13:28:30 GMT reply
whats the plot for fart club? is it two men in a ring, cheered on by an amphitheatre of rowdy men?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 09:59:32 GMT reply
Wow, Corky is so loving and talented to be able to create a heart-shaped dookie! Corky obviously put a lot of thought into that gift! I don't blame him at all for feeling that A-Rod didn't appreciate him - A-Rod deserved to be taught a painful lesson!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 07:44:13 GMT reply
Tonight Corky celebrated Valentines Day by leaving a heart shaped Dookie on A Rod’s pillow. When A Rod climbed into bed he laid his head on the pillow before noticing Corky’s gift. This enraged Corky who flew into a ‘tard rage. He began beating A Rod with a belt as A Rod jumped around the room yelping in pain. Half his head was covered in Corky’s dookie. Corky accused A Rod of destroying his gift and of not appreciating him. He then smacked A Rod in the face, then ripped off his pants and had some hot anal sex with A Rod. Corky was happy when A Rod’s anus tore and blood gushed all over the floor. Corky then jizzed all over A Rod, then ripped a nasty wet fart in his face. Corky then went off to get some Valentines Day chocolates and watch a spoof of the movie “Fight Club” called “Fart Club”. A Rod sure learned a lesson that time.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Feb 2018 10:57:32 GMT reply
Hello sir, I am a manager for Larry Flynt’s entertainment division. We would like to hire Mr. Corky to film some hardcore gay pornography with Alex Rodriguez. We will pay top dollar for Mr. Corky and Mr. Rodriguez will be paid minimum wage as that lovable Downer is the real star! Hope to hear from you soon!
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- John Testicle
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 11 Feb 2018 07:36:31 GMT reply
Why does A-Rod continually treat Corky like a baby? Although Corky wears a diaper and is still potty training, he certainly isn’t a baby! A-Rod must do things just to piss off Corky so that he receives some hot rough anal sex as punishment!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Feb 2018 20:30:43 GMT reply
This week I was skiing in Jackson Hole when I saw A Rod and Corky on the tram. They were making out which was pretty adorable. Corky then left a massive fart which made the entire tram stink of ass. At the top Corky got scared and told A Rod he didn’t want to ski down. A Rod told him to stop being a baby. Corky then made a dookie in his diaper then attacked A Rod, stabbing him with a ski pole, then ripping down his ski pants before giving him some really rough anal sex in the snow. At the same time Corky shoved his overflowing diaper in A Rod’s face. Shockingly during this attack A Rod moaned with delight. I watched this and found myself highly aroused! Corky jizzed in A Rod’s bleeding asshole. He then made A Rod lay flat and act as a sled. Corky then rode A Rod down the hill, laughing the entire time! They are one adorable couple!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Feb 2018 01:33:48 GMT reply
A Rod really is rude. I’m glad Corky is teaching him some manners. Today Corky was watching ‘Step by Step’ and jerking off to J.T. Lambert. When A Rod came in he saw this and started crying. Corky called him a little faggot then took a monster dookie in his diaper. Corky then yelled at A Rod and told him he better find J.T. Lambert today so Corky could have hot man action with him while A Rod watched. A Rod is so terrified of Corky he said he’d get right on it. Corky was so happy he made another dookie in his diaper then began jerking off again.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 19:03:49 GMT reply
Corky ripped a particularly heinous-smelling fart in A-Rod’s face on his 42nd birthday last July. Corky thought he had given A-Rod a very valuable gift which A-Rod would cherish. However, Corky just realized that A-Rod never sent him a “thank you” card for that fart gift! Corky follows the rules of etiquette and got really angry and flew into another ‘tard rage yesterday, which ended when A-Rod had a torn anus, cracked ribs, and was covered in semen, piss, and dookie! Corky taught A-Rod a lesson that time!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 04:51:49 GMT reply
That stinks that you got stuck cleaning it up! It must have been quite a sight. But Corky cannot be held responsible as he’s just too darn lovable! Obviously A-Rod is to blame for what happened!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 01:35:27 GMT reply
I work at US Bank Stadium as a janitor. I was tasked with cleaning up the suite A Rod and that Corky guy were in during the Super Bowl. It was heinous. In a matter of hours they completely destroyed the suite. When I first entered the stink of ass and shit hit me. The place was coated in shit, blood, semen, and piss. Someone had scrawled “Corky” all over the walls in shit. The furniture was all destroyed and the TV’s that had been hanging on the wall were now covered in shit and had been ripped off the walls and smashed! There was en enormous amount of gay porn laying all over the room as well as dildo’s, and a large bottle of KY jelly. The bathroom in the suite was an abomination and was covered in diarrhea. Even the ceiling was coated! The toilet had been somehow ripped off the ground and was smashed and laying on its side. The toilet did have an enormous turd in its bowl. There were McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Arby’s wrappers everywhere. It was the most horrendous site I’d ever seen! Those guys are total animals!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 07 Feb 2018 04:09:53 GMT reply
Your friend is so lucky! Not only did he get to see Corky’s bubble butt, he also got to watch dookie being sprayed out of it like a fire hose!! It sounds like your Corky turned the Super Bowl into a Super Bowel experience!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 06 Feb 2018 09:09:47 GMT reply
I have a friend who was at the Super Bowl. He sat right below the private suite A Rod and Corky were in. He said that the entire section ignored the game and instead was focused on the hot sexual antics going on in A Rod’s suite. At one point Corky stuck his bubble butt out causing his adoring fans to cheer. He then sprayed diarrhea all over everyone which caused the section to go into a a queer frenzy with dudes jerking off and buttslamming each other while chanting “Corky”. Corky was later spotted having hot man action with Urkel.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Feb 2018 07:53:23 GMT reply
I was watching the SuperBowl when the camera quickly showed A Rod and Corky. They were making out and Chris Collinsworth seemed very excited to announce A Rod and Corky were in the house. I noticed their private suite also had the guy who played JT Lambert on ‘Step by Step’, the guy who played ‘Eddie’ on ‘Growing Pains’, Ralph Macchio, Urkel, and a number of midgets. They were all engaged in some hot man action. I bet by the end of the game that suite was covered in shit, jizz, piss, blood, and reeked of farts. That was one A list celebrity gathering. I wasn’t positive but I thought I saw Alf there as well as Max Wright!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 08:47:38 GMT reply
Last night A-Rod took Corky out for a lovely romantic dinner at Pizza Hut. After eating half of a Meat-Lovers pizza and drinking three glasses of Mountain Dew, Corky was incredibly happy and was having a great time. There was a Mexican family eating at a table nearby and one of the people at the table suddenly ripped a loud fart. A-Rod turned around and crinkled his nose after hearing the fart. Corky saw this and got really angry! Corky accused A-Rod of cheating on him by smelling the fart! Corky then started slapping and kicking A-Rod before pulling down his diaper and going dookie on A-Rod, who was curled up in a ball on the floor! Corky when ripped offA-Rod’s pants and underwear and then proceeded to pound A-Rod’s anus until it spurted blood like a fire hydrant! Corky then got bored and played on a pinball machine near the entrance until an ambulance came to help A-Rod. Corky taught A-Rod respect that time!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 08:36:37 GMT reply
That story is so hot! A-Rod totally deserved to be anally pounded like that for failing to properly advise A-Rod in the use of moisturizer on his asshole! Sometimes I wonder whether A-Rod does things to intentionally piss off Corky, resulting in some hot anal sex!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 07:09:31 GMT reply
Today Corky decided in order to look his best for the upcoming “Paul Blart 3” role he really needed to get his anus in shape. After making A Rod tongue his anus clean he decided to apply some fancy moisturizer A Rod uses on his face. When it began to sting his anus Corky accused A Rod of trying to kill him and ruin his acting career. A Rod denied this and told Corky he never advised him to use that moisturizer on his asshole. Corky was having none of this and flew into a ‘tard rage. He beat A Rod over the head, then began working the body like Mike Tyson in his prime. A Rod went down groaning like a sack of potatoes. Corky pounced on him and removed his diaper and pants before giving A Rod the roughest anal sex of all times. A Rod began crying as his ass began gushing blood. This pleased Corky and he made a dookie that landed with a splat on the floor behind him. Corky then spun A Rod around, and as he continued punishing his ass shoved A Rod’s face into the dookie and screamed at him to eat it. Only once A Rod had gobbled up the dookie did Corky relent and stop pounding A Rod’s asshole. Corky then left A Rod laying on the floor in a puddle of shit, jizz, cum, and blood, and went off to get a push pop from the freezer before heading to watch some teletubbies.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 01:27:43 GMT reply
Just saw a super hot episode of Mr. Belvedere. After raping most of the family Corky as “Mongo” was so darn lovable they tossed Mr. Belvedere into the garage and let Corky sleep in his bedroom. Corky shit all over the house. During this period we found out this was a “very special episode” as Wesley was going to camp and some demented faggot camp counselor was trying to molest him. Corky sniffed out this faggot quickly and went to the camp where he brutally attacked the counselor. He then ripped many farts in his face and strangled him to death with his diaper. Once he was dead Corky proceeded to have hot butt sex with him while all of the camps kids and other counselors cheered him on. The police were called in but found Corky/Mongo so darn lovable they didn’t even charge him with anything. Instead the cops planted a gun on the deranged faggot counselor and then said he must have killed him self. None of this made sense but everyone got a great laugh. The episode ended with Corky and Mr. Belvedere in bed together snuggling. What an erotic and special episode!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Feb 2018 11:13:13 GMT reply
A-Rod must have had a great time jerking off with Corky while watching that episode. He had to have been relieved that he wasn’t on the receiving end of one of Corky’s vicious tard rages!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Feb 2018 06:46:13 GMT reply
Today Corky was watching Mr. Belvedere while eating a box of twinkies. He was very happy to see it was the episode he starred in. He told A Rod the story of how he just wandered onto the set and began ass raping the various characters. The homosexual director enjoyed this so much he decided to add Corky to the episode as a character named “Mongo” who lurked outside the ‘Owens’ home and whenever anyone would come out he would attack and rape them. When Mr Belvedere tried to protect them Corky gave him a good beating then ripped numerous farts in his face before also ass raping him! Both Corky and A Rod jerked off while watching this Uber erotic piece of TV history!
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