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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 Nov 2017 08:29:56 GMT reply
Man, you are so lucky to have witnessed that hot homosexual lovemaking!! But why in the hell is Bartman delivering Papa John’s pizzas? It is common knowledge in Chicago that Gino’s East is the greasiest and their deep dish pepperoni pizzas have fueled the winners of the last 7 “Pepperoni Fart” contests! Last year Dr. Phil Anus, the brother of famous baseball groupie, Steve Anus, won a Nobel Prize for his work calculating the “fart fuel density “ of Chicago deep dish pizzas. Northwestern University is proud to have him as a tenured professor in the Science Department!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 Nov 2017 04:30:59 GMT reply
Today I ordered a papa johns pepperoni pizza and some wings. The delivery driver was Steve Bartman! When he delivered it I opened the box and found that 3 slices had been eaten already! He pointed to the car and that’s when I saw Anthony Rizzo! I was still pretty annoyed and demanded a price reduction, after a minute Anthony got out of Bartman’s tiny Ford Fiesta and came up. The guy looks huge. He was out of breath by the time he got to my door! Anthony asked what the problem was and I explained he had eaten near half my pizza. He leaned to his left and ripped a fart of epic proportions. It was ear splitting! This cleared turned on Bartman who informed me the pizza was on him. I closed my door and they went back to the car. From a window I watched as they got in the car and began making out. That turned into them have hardcore anal sex in my driveway! What’s up with that Anthony. Oh, and Anthony for some reason was wearing his Cuspbs uniform. What a total disgrace. The fart and driveway lovemaking were kinda hot, but you don’t eat another guys pizza!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 08:52:49 GMT reply
Man, the mere thought of Steve Bartman eating Anthony’s turd as if he’s PAC-Man is so hot!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 08:51:08 GMT reply
Sounds like Anthony and Steve Bartman are passionate lovers again! But Bartman shouldn’t be an Uber driver if he’s going to jerk Anthony off while he’s driving on a highway! I hope you gave him a poor rating on the Uber app
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:16:19 GMT reply
Today I got an Uber and was surprised when Steve Bartman picked me up. Anthony Rizzo was in the passenger seat and was gobbling up a large Malnati’s deep dish pepperoni pizza. He was wearing his uniform which was filthy. As we headed to the airport Anthony began ripping massive farts which stank up the small car quickly. Bartman began making these moaning sounds and I could see him reach over and start jerking Anthony off. The car by now reeked of anus and pepperoni. Minutes later Anthony grunted loudly and jizzed all over Bartman’s head causing the car to swerve into oncoming traffic. We barely made it back into our lane before a monster truck flew past. I was glad to get to the airport and leave those lovebirds in peace. They are an adorable couple. Just not safe as an Uber team!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 Nov 2017 01:09:11 GMT reply
Today I was enjoying the pool at the Four Seasons hotel. I heard some fart noises coming from the spa and looked over to see Anthony and Steve Bartman enjoying the spa. Anthony was grunting, and moments later a large brown shit log popped to the surface of the water. Bartman became clearly excited at this and began moving his mouth like Pac Man. When the shit log got to him he gobbled it up! Anthony smacked him in the mouth and told him to slow down or he would get a bellyache. This made Bartman cry and Anthony then shoved his cock down Bartman’s throat. He also ripped a number of ridiculously loud and smelly farts. He eventually jizzed all over Bartman’s head and the two lovebirds left the shit and jizz filled water and headed to the locker room. What an amazing spectacle. I of course rubbed one out while watching this amazing escapade!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 Nov 2017 04:03:52 GMT reply
Today I was driving under the subway when I looked over and saw two dudes having hot man action against a subway support. I immediately recognized Anthony Rizzo as he was wearing his Cubs uniform. He was really giving it to some dude right in the ass. The other guy took a minute but I realized it was Steve Bartman as he was wearing the exact same outfit he had years ago at the infamous Cubs game. He was even wearing those old Walkman headphones. I honked my horn in approval and Anthony waved at me, as he continued plowing Bartman’s stink chute. All of a sudden a flap opened in Anthony’s uniform pants and seconds later a long, meaty, turd, fell out onto the ground. Anthony then reached back and closed the flap. A few seconds later he let loose a massive bellow and jizzed all over Bartman. It was all highly erotic.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 03:08:56 GMT reply
Rook that is so hot! I’m certain every cubs fan is glad to hear Anthony and Steve Bartman are once again lovers. I wonder if Anthony was cool with Kris Bryant just strutting in and buttslamming his boyfriend?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 08:59:20 GMT reply
I ate at the Taco Bell near Wrigley yesterday and saw Steve Bartman and Anthony eating together! Apparently they are back together and were getting hot and heavy! After eating his tacos and cinnamon twists, Anthony stood up and pulled down his pants. Anthony then pressed his bare ass up against Steve’s face while Steve drinking his large cup of Mountain Dew. Anthony proceeded to rip a powerful and incredibly smelly fart right in Steve’s face! Steve’s eyes opened really wide and then he started French kissing Anthony Rizzo’s ass! Steve nibbled on Anthony’s anus just like how a rat nibbles on cheese!!! Steve started giving Anthony a reach-around while nibbling away until Anthony blew his load onto the floor! Steve then dropped down and started kicking the semen off the floor! Then Kris Bryant walked in and started having rough anal sex with Steve Bartman while everyone started singing “Go Cubs, Go.” It was a great time - hopefully someone got this incident on video!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 08:10:13 GMT reply
I have inside info that Anthony is already up to 325. He’s going to be huge! I want to tongue his butthole then have him fart on my dick!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Nov 2017 05:38:45 GMT reply
Damn Soohomore that’s hot! I actually prefer a bulked up fat piece of garbage Rizzo. I bet his anus will reek, and he won’t be able to wipe properly. I’ll really go to town on his ass, while demanding he let loose some really nasty pepperoni farts on my cock!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 Nov 2017 05:04:48 GMT reply
Do any of the queers who post here want Anthony to pull down his pants and rip ass in you while you jerk off into Anthony’s anus? It really turns me on just thinking about it... UGGH.... I just blew my load!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Nov 2017 04:04:03 GMT reply
Anthony is really hitting the deep dish hard this offseason leading many to believe he will enter spring training weighing over 400 pounds! He is desperate to get his lover Steve Bartman back. The gay cruise with Steve Anus and Kris Bryant only helped for a short time. Now he’s drowning his sorrows in pepperoni grease. It has been claimed he has been calling Bartman constantly and leaving loud pepperoni farts in his voicemail in an attempt to woo him back. Hopefully this works!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 02 Nov 2017 01:16:23 GMT reply
Nobody beats the RIZ, nobody!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 24 Oct 2017 10:45:14 GMT reply
Dude, you don't stop with your fantasies on here. #GossipQueens
Reply-to:Anthony really needs to track down his former lover Steve Bartman. When he and Steve were a couple Anthony had all of his ass and penis needs met. This helped propel him to greatness. Since he and Steve broke up he just hasn’t been the same. Hopefully Steve Bartman will soon be tounging Anthony’s filthy asshole while Jason Heyward vigorously masturbates.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 24 Oct 2017 10:41:46 GMT reply
Is this the homo-erotic forum for people who are sexually repressed and fantasize about Rizzo? Yes, based on the comments.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 08:32:30 GMT reply
Anthony is on a nude cruise in the Gulf of Mexico with Kris Bryant and famous homosexual baseball groupie Steve Anus. They daisy-chained each other in the cafeteria during dinner a couple nights ago
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 02:35:45 GMT reply
Nobody beats the Riz, nobody! I'm the Riz.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 01:05:42 GMT reply
Nobody beats the Riz, nobody. I'm the Riz! Greatest Cub ever. Quit typing such long paragraphs you rejects!! Riz=good tv. Love the Riz
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 20 Oct 2017 06:15:18 GMT reply
Man did Anthony miss Steve Bartman this series. Hopefully the Cubs can address this in the off-season. Without Steve Bartman seeing to Anthiny’s penis and ass needs Anthony couldn’t even bat .100. I’m sure it didn’t help Anthony drowned his sorrows in dozens of deep dish pepperoni pizza’s. Hopefully Steve Bartman and Anthony get back together and are seen 69’ing each other in Boystown this offseason!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Oct 2017 07:56:30 GMT reply
Damn Rook that is hot! You can just see something is missing in Anthony’s eyes. That something is Steve Bartman. They really need to work and get those two lovebirds back together pronto. It may already be to late. Bartman needs to take over 4 or 5 Lou Malnati’s deep dish pepperoni pizza’s for Anthony to gobble down. Steve can then suck farts from Anthony’s asshole while also giving his butthole a nice tongue bath. I’m sure Anthony would treat Bartman to some nice pepperoni farts to the tongue. This just might help break the slump and propel the Cubs to victory!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Oct 2017 07:12:10 GMT reply
Soph, I actually ran into Bartman at a Taco Bell at 2575 N Clybourn last Saturday! I had just gone shopping at the Costco across the street and stopped at the Taco Bell to get my fill of greasy tacos, cinnamon twists, and Mountain Dew Baja Blast. After gobbling down five tacos and drinking a large cup of soda, I leaned to the side of my chair and ripped a heinous fart! All of a sudden I heard someone run across the floor and knock into my chair. I turned around and caught Steve Bartman sniffing my ass while congratulating my on my fart! Steve then grabbed my by the arm and led me into the men’s room where he pulled down my pants and started licking my anus! I actually even expelled a meaty turd and Steve gobbled it down! He then sucked me off and said that Anthony rejected him last week and that he thought it was because his butthole was all stretched out from years of unprotected buttsex with random Cubs fans and players over the years. He started crying, so I ripped ass in his face and then advised him to tell Anthony how he feels in case there is just a misunderstanding. Steve sucked me off again to thank me - I’m not gay at all,but I have to say that Steve is an expert lover and I see why Anthony has used him as a semen receptacle! I have a feeling that Steve will eat out Anthony’s ass before the next game in Chicago and Anthony will break out of his NLCS slump!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Oct 2017 06:26:03 GMT reply
Anthony really needs to track down his former lover Steve Bartman. When he and Steve were a couple Anthony had all of his ass and penis needs met. This helped propel him to greatness. Since he and Steve broke up he just hasn’t been the same. Hopefully Steve Bartman will soon be tounging Anthony’s filthy asshole while Jason Heyward vigorously masturbates.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 15 Oct 2017 05:47:02 GMT reply
I hate this guy so much he acts like he's the best he's so overrated he ain't that good
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