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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Sep 2017 06:28:04 GMT reply
Wow, you have a wild imagination there. Good for you. It seems like Dew and tacos make a good combo, even in those situations. Gotta stay hydrated with sugar-crack while you get it on. 
Reply-to:I ran into Anthony in a mens room at the Taco Bell on Addison across from Wrigley a couple weeks ago. He held a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast in one hand and a greasy taco in his other hand while one dude was eating out his ass and another dude sucked him off. etc etc

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 18:31:09 GMT reply
I ran into Anthony in a men's room at the Taco Bell on Addison across from Wrigley a couple weeks ago. He held a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast in one hand and a greasy taco in his other hand while one dude was eating out his ass and another dude sucked him off. There were two other guys standing in the corner wearing Cubs uniforms while singing the "Go, Cubs, Go" song! One of the men singing was older and looked like manager Joe Maddon!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 08:24:00 GMT reply
Anthony please address this immediately!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 08:21:55 GMT reply
I heard through the grape vine that Anthony has been ban from the WS for exceeding the 300 pound weight cut off. If this is the case, I'd be very disappointed. I think Anthony might have had WAY too many deep dish pizzas & baha blasts. WHAT A BUST!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 07:59:51 GMT reply
You said it. Not me
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 07:58:43 GMT reply
Fantasies masquerading as rants...
or
in your words "yank off his uniform pants to get to his balls and ass"
Mere fantasies
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 07:52:42 GMT reply
Questioning his sexuality requires critical thinking. For example, examining Rizzo's REAL LIFE circumstances and actions. You know, facts and not fantasies. 
Users ranting about non-factual sexual situations are actually fantasizing about men on men sex. Why? Because there is no evidence to prove Rizzo is gay, except users putting him in men-on-men scenarios. Hence, fantasizing. 
The only "attack" here comes from the homophobia of the users/comments. I'm just calling them out on it. You seem to want to defend it, and that's okay too. 
Reply-to:Vet, why are you attacking posters for daring to question Anthonys sexuality? There are legitimate questions about what Anthony does on his private life. I have heard many rumors about him having a habit of eating large deep dish pizzas from Giordanos and etc etc 

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 06:40:53 GMT reply
Vet, why are you attacking posters for daring to question Anthony's sexuality? There are legitimate questions about what Anthony does on his private life. I have heard many rumors about him having a habit of eating large deep dish pizzas from Giordano's and then ripping heinous pepperoni farts in various gay clubs in Boystown, mere blocks from Wrigley Field. He's probably had a fair number of gay men yank off his uniform pants to get to his balls and ass after cutting those trademark "Rizzo rips".
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 07:37:06 GMT reply
It's unfortunate that you think a man who exhibits emotion is gay.  That's what happens when people have small teenie tiny minds and dicks. 
Seems like you and your comment buddy Vet need to check in on your sexuality. You two can cradle each other's balls. Gently, of course  
Reply-to:Vet thats sad. Anthony is a raging gay man. This society is forcing him to pretend to be a straight man. This is harming him emotionally as well as in his baseball career. He needs to come out as a flaming, Liberace, queer. He should be able to have hot man action with fans in between innings. He should be able to 69 with Kris Bryant after each game while Jason Heyward farts and beaches on them.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 07:27:36 GMT reply
Whoa. I am starting to believe that MLB fans are very gender fluid A few posts here all involve fantasies about anal sex between men. There appears to be a common thread and obsession with anal penetration.  You should really look into that, no pun intended. 
Reply-to:Although I am disappointed to see that the Taco Bell near Wrigley is closing, I do have done good news! A new Taco Bell cantina, which serves alcohol, is opening in Streeterville, just north of the Chicago River. The word is that Anthony, Jason Heyward, and Kris Bryant are going to frequent the restaurant and will then head to the river bank and have some hot anal sex and engage in other man-on-man action in full view of hundreds of tourists on the architectural boat tours which frequent the river!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 15 Aug 2017 01:49:07 GMT reply
Although I am disappointed to see that the Taco Bell near Wrigley is closing, I do have done good news! A new Taco Bell cantina, which serves alcohol, is opening in Streeterville, just north of the Chicago River. The word is that Anthony, Jason Heyward, and Kris Bryant are going to frequent the restaurant and will then head to the river bank and have some hot anal sex and engage in other man-on-man action in full view of hundreds of tourists on the architectural boat tours which frequent the river!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 10 Aug 2017 07:05:30 GMT reply
That really sucks. That Taco Bell is extremely important to all the gay Cubs. It's been a dumpster hookup scene for decades. Hopefully they reconsider. If they don't a new "curse" may be put on the Cubs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:23:10 GMT reply
I just read that a real estate developer purchased land near Wrigley which includes the infamous Taco Bell! Sadly, they are going to tear down the Taco Bell building and building some kind of complex. It is a sad day for Anthony and all of his queer fans! 😥
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 01 Aug 2017 06:03:52 GMT reply
Rook I have solid info that the only reason Bartman got a ring was because he blackmailed the Cubs with pics of him engaging in hardcore queer acts with Jason Heyward, Anthony Rizzo, and Kris Bryant. Bartman had a picture of Heyward taking a dump in his mouth in the Cubs locker room. He also had a picture of Rizzo and Bryant spitroasting him in the showers after the World Series. That bastard threatened Theo with releasing these pics as because many happened on Cubs property the Cubs gave in and gave him a ring. Once getting the ring many Cubs did then have gay sex with Bartman!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Jul 2017 07:37:38 GMT reply
I ate lunch at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley Field on Saturday. That Taco Bell has free WiFi. However, when I attempted to access this website to post about the hijinks occurring at that Taco Bell, I discovered that this website was blocked under the WiFi Internet access!!! I was actually sitting naked on Anthony's face while I was on my phone - he really tongued my anus while several other random dudes watched and jerked off. It was pretty hot!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 Jul 2017 22:31:09 GMT reply
No other team likes anal more than the Dodgers. Enough with the Cub hate (LA cheats at everything they do, they pop more steroids than any other city in the world). The Dodgers are the new Cubs (they have the drought now). How many fast food places are there in LA (a fake city that is nothing but sprawl and fantasy)?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 21:31:49 GMT reply
vengeance is mine anthony... i shall tie you to a tree and beat your ballsack with my grandpa's smelly slipper!
die rizzo die! take that! *whack whack*
blue ballz bitch
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 16 Jul 2017 18:07:53 GMT reply
I plan on eating at the Taco Bell on Addison, across the street from Wrigley Field, sometime this week. Does Anthony still loiter in the men's room offering free rim jobs? If so, sign me up!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 23:26:30 GMT reply
Rookie is gay and God hates him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 09 Jul 2017 08:08:56 GMT reply
I would love to jerk off into Anthony's mouth!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Jun 2017 23:59:50 GMT reply
Anthony and Kris Bryant were spotted last night having hot anal sex behind a Taco Bell dumpster. Hopefully that lights a fire in their loins and propels the team back to greatness!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 24 Jun 2017 06:01:52 GMT reply
he's got a smelly diarrhea butthole
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Jun 2017 23:22:55 GMT reply
Rizzo is a bitch. Dirty player, ugly son of a bitch too.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Jun 2017 21:07:21 GMT reply
all the hot action is now on the girlfriend forum!
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