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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 18 Feb 2018 09:59:14 GMT reply
I was driving on the I-55 south of Chicago last month when I passed a rusty Geo Metro which was emitting a cloud of smoke! There were also orange spark coming from the underside of the car where where the muffler was scraping the pavement as it was falling off! I looked over and saw that it was Steve Bartman’s car! Steve was driving about 45 mph, possibly the top speed for his car, in a 65 mph zone. I saw that Anthony’s pants were down and his bare ass was pressed against Bartman’s face! Anthony also had a deep dish pepperoni pizza in one hand and a huge cup of a yellow drink which may have been Mountain Dew! Anthony then ripped a fart in Bartman’s face and the air in the interior of the car quickly turned brown! I could even smell the fart in my car, which was strange as my windows were rolled up in the frigid 10 degree winter temperature! Bartman then got off at the next exit and parked on the parking lot at a Home Depot. I followed them to observe to make sure those two didn’t cause a car accident with their unsafe driving! At the Home Depot parking lot, Bartman was really tonguing Anthony’s anus while giving him a reach-around! Anthony ripped several farts during this before finally blowing his load into one of his Cubs game cleats! Bartman then started licking the semen out of the game cleats like a greedy cum-guzzler! Then Anthony pulled up his pants and Bartman drove back to the highway. They are a cute gay couple, but they need to respect the rules of the road so that they don’t hurt anyone with their reckless driving!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 18 Feb 2018 04:37:14 GMT reply
Rook, solid question. After Bartman and Rizzo left the manager came out and checked the bathroom. I could hear him yell to another employer to bring him a bug bomb. I’m not sure if was to try and cover the stink or for some other reason. This didn’t sit well with the patrons of the restaurant and we all soon after left. Who knows what they had to do to get rid of the stink and human bodily fluids those two lovebirds left.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 17 Feb 2018 20:13:52 GMT reply
Rook, did a hazmat team have to fumigate that’s Arby’s after Anthony and Steve left? Their love is so hot and the smell of anuses when they are together is fantastic. However, after they left, the aroma of anuses must be intolerable. At a minimum, the restaurant needs to be hosed down!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 15 Feb 2018 02:36:53 GMT reply
Soph, that is extremely hot! Tonight I was at a Chicago Arby’s when I spotted a reserved table with ‘Bartman’ on it. Soon after I saw Anthony and Steve Bartman entering together while pinching each other’s asses. They went to the counter and ordered at least a dozen been n cheddars then sashayed to their reserved booth. They say on the same side of the booth and fed each other sandwiches. They were both drinking enormous soda’s and after a few minutes Anthony let loose a monster belch into Steve Bartmans’s face! He then stood up in the booth, dropped his pants, and let loose a nasty wet fart right in Bartmans’s face. Bartman began moaning and then started tounging Anthony’s asshole. They then skipped to the bathroom together where I heard some massive farts and more moaning. It was ridiculous. But the time the lovebirds came out the place reeked of anus! They returned to theIr booth to collect a few uneaten sandwiches then joined hands and skipped out to this rusty old Geo Metro. I last saw them burning out of the parking lot in a giant cloud of black smoke! What a true Valentine’s Day couple!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 10:12:44 GMT reply
Anthony constructed a men's room in his condo to use as a "play room" for the gay Cubs fans he brings home. A couple years ago, he had this bathroom stall built in his master bathroom:
Anthony and his current gay lover, Steve Bartman, enjoy holding hands while shitting at the same time. However, they feel that having to use separate toilets just isn't sufficiently intimate. Accordingly, Anthony hired a building contractor to rip up these dual toilets and instead install one extra wide toilet seat so that Anthony and Steve Bartman can sit on the same seat while shitting! They love it when their knees and ass cheeks touch while they simultaneously spray diarrhea into the toilet bowl! Apparently, the smell of farts and dookie really turns on Bartman!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 07:46:31 GMT reply
I bet those Bartman will eat a beef n cheddar sandwich out of Anthony’s asshole! They will probably then head to the bathroom to make sweet love while treating the patrons to a bunch of farts and moans.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 12 Feb 2018 07:26:57 GMT reply
I heard that Steve Bartman is planning a romantic dinner at Arby’s for Anthony to celebrate Valentine’s Day! I’m sure there will be lots of semen, diarrhea, and a torn anus !
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 07 Feb 2018 10:37:07 GMT reply
Hey Rook, that’s an unbelievable experience! I have been to that Taco Bell and was in the men’s room peeing at a urinal when Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman walked in! Anthony was wearing his uniform and even his game cleats. They both went into one of the stalls and apparently sat down and shared the seat! I heard some insanely loud farts and simultaneous splashes of feces hitting the toilet- it was as if they were WWII Allied bombers trying to take out a German U-boat with fecal bombs! After hearing them take simultaneous dumps, I heard one of them lean against the partition wall and saw two pairs of feet. Curious, I looked through a crack by the stall door and saw them having some hot anal sex - Rizzo was really giving it to Bartman right in the ass! It was weird that I hadn’t heard any wiping after their dumps - they proceeded straight to butt sex! After climaxing Rizzo and Bartman got dressed and then skipped out of the men’s room while holding hands! They sure are a cute couple!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Feb 2018 06:51:31 GMT reply
Today I was at a Taco Bell near Wrigley Field. I saw Anthony and Steve Bartman sitting a few tables away eating a mountain of food. At one point Anthony ripped a really loud and disgusting fart. Moments later I saw Steve Bartman slip under the table and begin huffing the fart. He then began fellating Anthony as Anthony downed piles of food. At one point I heard Anthony say “hold on” then he moved a bit, then ripped a humongous fart in Bartman’s mouth. Bartman collapsed and fell from being under the table to being partly in the aisle. He was moaning with pleasure and it was clear he had ejaculated in his pants. Anthony finished eating, then took a nasty shit on Bartman’s head. The two lovebirds then joined hands and skipped out of the restaurant. I saw them get into an old Geo Metro and fly out of the parking lot in a cloud of black smoke. What’s up with that?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Feb 2018 05:55:28 GMT reply
I have good info that Anthony and Steve Bartman will be rooming together during spring training. Somehow Anthony has enough power that the team has hired Steve Bartman and his Geo Metro to be Anthony’s driver and personal assistant. I’m not sure yet if Bartman will be allowed in the dugout to take care of Anthony’s various penis and ass needs but I’m hoping they do. I can’t get enough of those lovebirds!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 30 Jan 2018 08:45:57 GMT reply
Rook, that’s a crazy story! Anthony and Bartman sure do have a crazy homosexual relationship, as it is clear that are a great couple. I heard that Anthony was sick over the weekend with some type of food poisoning from eating undercooked pizza. He was running to the toilet and had a stinky diarrhea butthole! Bartman, of course, loves it and reportedly gave Anthony some hit rim jobs to lick clean Anthony’s anus as if he were a kitty cat cleaning itself!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 Jan 2018 00:51:43 GMT reply
Today I was working construction at a site in Chicago when I needed to take a piss. I went to a porta potty and heard a bunch of farts and then some moaning coming from it. This went on forever. I knocked with no answer, then opened the door which was unlocked. To my surprise I found Anthony Rizzo, who was wearing his Cubs uniform. He was squatting over Steve Bartman who was moaning with pleasure as Anthony released an enormous turd into his mouth. They didn’t seem to care at all that I had intruded on their ‘lovemaking’. I backed out and closed the door. I heard more grunting and farting for another 20 minutes before the door flew open and Anthony and Steve Bartman came out and held hands while skipping away! What a bunch of weirdos! During this entire escapade Anthony was eating an enormous double slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza. The guy must weight like 325 pounds!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 Jan 2018 05:30:17 GMT reply
Rook, it is yellow and has heavy rust damage on the passenger side. Your friends story seems to describe those two lovebirds perfectly. Everywhere they seem to go they must make passionate love to each other. Even in a dirty gas station bathroom. Anthony looked like he’s well over 300 pounds. I wonder if he will even play for the Cubs this season or if he will continue hanging out and banging Steve Bartman!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 07:45:39 GMT reply
Rook, thanks for that story! Is Bartman’s car still yellow and with rust spots on the passenger side? I know a guy who manages an Exxon gas in Cicero- he said that Anthony and Bartman stopped at his gas station last week to fill up the car and then they both disappeared into the men’s room. Apparently they locked the door and then several insanely loud farts were heard as well as some moaning! Apparently they both skipped out of the men’s room while holding hands a few minutes later! The manager looked in the bathroom shortly thereafter and was disgusted when he noticed the strong smell of ass and saw that the walls and floor were covered with a thick layer of dookie and semen!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 02:30:02 GMT reply
Today I was driving when I saw a Geo Metro spewing black smoke and swerving all over the place. When I tried to pass it I saw the driver was Steve Bartman and the passenger was Anthony Rizzo! Anthony had his bare ass pressed against Bartman’s head while Bartman was trying to drive. Bartman was also sucking down Anthony’s fart, and licking his asshole. He was driving erratically with one hand while using his other to jerk Anthony off! What a site! The little geo metro was weaving all over the road and almost crashed numerous times! I could even hear Anthony’s insanely loud farts from my car and I had my windows up! Those two faggots are a total menace to the roads of Chicago!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Jan 2018 10:49:47 GMT reply
Anthony sure is weird! With all of the money he makes, one would think he could afford his own hot dogs. He must just really get off on ripping nasty farts in public and sexually humiliating his gay lover, Steve Bartman!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Jan 2018 00:35:42 GMT reply
Today I decided to treat myself to a hotdog for lunch. I left my office in Chicago and went to the street to find a vendor. When I found one I recognized Steve Bartman who was wearing the exact same outfit he wore in the infamous NLCS game. It was filthy and covered in jizz and ketchup and mustard. I ordered a hotdog with ketchup and some relish. At that point I noticed a guy sitting on the curb. At second glance I realized it was Anthony Rizzo! He was wearing his Cubs jersey which barely fit and some filthy sweatpants. When Bartman handed me my hotdog I saw there were bites out of both ends. I glanced to the grill and saw every hotdog had bites out of them. When I asked Bartman who took bites from my hotdog he pointed to Rizzo who was eating a giant piece of deep dish pepperoni pizza with hot dogs on top. He leaned his ass towards me and ripped a ridiculously loud and smelly fart. I tossed the hot dog back at that weirdo Bartman who was insanely turned on by the heinous stink Rizzo’s ass had produced. He began moaning and then went over and began making out with Rizzo. Soon, Rizzo had ripped off Bartman’s pants and was giving him some rough anal sex! Dozens of people out for lunch cheered on this scene which ended with Rizzo jizzing all over Bartman’s headphones. Anthony then stood up and took a dump in the hotdog stands sauerkraut. What a bunch of disgusting animals!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Jan 2018 07:53:25 GMT reply
Does anyone know if Bartman and Anthony will be rooming together during Spring Training? I think it would be really hot if the players on either sides of them could listen in to their incessant love making. I bet Jason Heyward or Kris Bryant would press their ears to the wall to hear Anthony ripping wet pepperoni farts in Bartman’s face before pounding his ass. I wonder if Jason Heyward would join in and let loose a few of his patented belches to cheer the lovebirds on? I’ve heard that Kris Bryant is very jealous of a Anthony and Steve Bartman and cries each time he hears of their amazing romance.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Jan 2018 06:28:34 GMT reply
I saw Anthony shit in a dumpster.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:36:48 GMT reply
Rook, I mostly agree with you but you don’t eat another mans food or take a shit on his driveway. If I had gotten my food and Anthony hadn’t shit on my driveway I would have eaten my grub and watched those guys go to town on each other. I might hate even jerked off!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Jan 2018 13:03:50 GMT reply
Rook, the only part of the story which would upset me would be when Anthony Rizzo took a dump on your driveway. Other than that, it is a hot story and you are lucky to have witnessed a beautiful expression of their homosexual love affair!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Jan 2018 07:34:54 GMT reply
Today I placed an order from grubhub. I ordered from a local Chicago fast food restaurant and got a few burgers, fries, and a milkshake. When the driver came to my door I immediately recognized him as Steve Bartman. He was wearing the exact same clothes he did during the infamous NLCS game. He even had on headphones and a Walkman although he wasn’t listening to them. When he handed me the bag and milkshake I immediately realized they were empty. The bag and drink weighed nothing. When I opened the bag all I found were empty wrappers. I asked him what the hell was going on and he said he was sorry and that his boyfriend had eaten all the food. I then looked to this little decrepit Geo Metro that was in my driveway. I then noticed Anthony Rizzo. Bartman pointed to him and Anthony rolled down the window and let loose a belch of monster proportions. He began yelling to Bartman to hurry up and that he was ‘horny’. Bartman began to blush and said no charge and pranced back to the car. I watched with disgust as Anthony ate a monster slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza and then he and Bartman had hardcore man love in my damn driveway! Upon completion Anthony opened the passenger door and took a nasty dump on my driveway. Bartman then gunned the engine of that piece of crap Geo and drove away in a cloud of black smoke. What a bunch of idiots. First Rizzo eats all my food, then they have hardcore man love in my driveway. I called grubhub to complain and when I described iwhat had happened it was obvious the customer service rep had begun jerking off and asked me to repeat in further detail the man action I had witnessed. He then ripped a nasty fart into the phone and hung up. What kind of a company is that!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Jan 2018 04:15:58 GMT reply
Rook if is so hot that Anthony brought his own pizza to Taco Bell! Is their any doubt he will weigh 400+ pounds by spring training? I really hope he and Steve Bartman keep going strong and that Coach Maddon allows Bartman in the dugout and on away trips so Anthony has someone to meet all of his penis and ass needs. I think Anthony will be an MVP if this happens. I can’t wait to see Anthony rip a nasty fart and incapaticte an opposing teams catcher, then return to the dugout to get a well deserved hand job from Steve Bartman! Oh man this will be the Cubs year!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Jan 2018 09:44:18 GMT reply
Anthony and Steve Bartman must have a great sex life! They were spotted at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley Field during the afternoon on 12/31. Anthony rested a box of Giordano’s deep dish pepperoni on Bartman’s head while he ate 8 of the Dorito tacos and sucked down a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast - I even saw him get a couple refills! At one point, he was in the middle of eating a taco and although his mouth was full of food, he gave Bartman a passionate open- mouth kiss! He even belched loudly from his soda while they kissed!! After finishing his tacos, Anthony stood up and belched before he and Bartman disappeared into the men’s room along with his pizza. I cannot day for certain what happened in the bathroom , although I did hear some insanely loud farts and some moaning. A few minutes later, Anthony and Bartman walked out of the bathroom - Bartman had brown stains on his shirt and all over his face! I guess those two gay lovebirds go at it 24-7!!!
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