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I can't believe it, a completely empty slate. I might just make this board my own personal Buster Posey blog.
*cracks knuckles*
No one have ever posted in here before. No one. The kid was baseball's reigning phenom on the World Series winning team and no one - no one! - out there thinks he's hot enough to talk about?
I mean, so he doesn't have long hair or awesome orange shoes (I will never never condone the beard or it's rabid fandom), but you can't deny he has classic baseball good looks. Is it because he's boring or because he's married - if there's anyone out there, please feel free to weigh in on this - I'm going to have to say because he's married. Am I wrong? I mean, guddurn, the kid is handsome, I mean, okay, so sometimes I look at him up there on jumbo and see a certain chinless family resemblance to Napoleon Dynamite (eat some ham, tina!), but by god, between those bottle green eyes and those thighs - Buster Posey has a butt you can set a drink on, ladies - he's going be smoking for years to come.
So he's married and she's adorable, isn't anyone else interested in is the correlation between Buster Posey's performance at the plate and her in utero twins? Utility hitting is fine - when you're having 21-game hitting streaks, but if you're not, you're gonna have to dip for some long ball. Curiously enough, tho he brings art to baseball - I could watch that guy in the batter's box all day long, the kick, the toss away swing - lately he's turned art into business. I don't know I don't like it, but maybe there's a reason for the visible lack of panache in his game - just how well do you suppose our ROY is sleeping, on the road, away from his delicately conditioned wife? And rumor has it that she suffers from hyperemesis, which some of you out there, and judging from the traffic at this website, there's no one out there, might be familiar with.
With Elements of Style,
Gameday Girlfriend
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