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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 31 Mar 2019 01:41:05 GMT reply
Orioles pitchers discovered the inside of the plate against luke voit. He cant pull the ball and if he does he hits it on the ground.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 10 Oct 2018 18:41:45 GMT reply
Fluke Voit. Yankees pick up a guy who hits the ball hard. Tell him what pitch is coming and hope for the best. This guys still cant hit inside fastballs or high fastballs. Hopefully the Yankees trade him.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 23:15:40 GMT reply
Luke Voit will go 0 for the playoffs. He doesnt pull the ball. He cant hit inside or high pitches. They will pitch to get him out not pitch to make him look good.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Sep 2018 23:34:05 GMT reply
Look who else cant hit a high fastball. Say goodnight Luke. You are done in this league. I hate you.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 18 Sep 2018 20:15:43 GMT reply
Neil Walker getting the start tonight against Eovaldi. Walker will go hitless. He has had one good month. Voit has cooled off and Bird will be getting his job back soon. His back might be feeling better.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 18 Sep 2018 13:39:49 GMT reply
What has 3 balls and sucks? A Tyler Austin Luke Voit platoon at first base. I hope Boone dies and Cashman gets blackmailed by another teenage boy he met at Catholic mass.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 18 Sep 2018 12:32:52 GMT reply
Voit > Austin > Turd
You have Austin’s nut in your mouth and you suck off Voit daily. GregTurd has stained the Yankees lineup for the last time.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 18 Sep 2018 05:00:27 GMT reply
A few more ABs and Luke Voits 2018 numbers with the Yankees will be identical to his 2017 numbers with the Cardinals. And where did that get him? Sent back to AAA. Voit sucks and Tyler Austin has one nut.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 15 Sep 2018 04:19:33 GMT reply
Greg Turd sleeps with a Luke Voit doll.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 14 Sep 2018 23:03:31 GMT reply
You spank it white thinking about Voit, then you sob softly into your many Semen stained Greg Turd jerseys. Now get back under your bridge, loser.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 14 Sep 2018 21:42:42 GMT reply
De Voit of talent is playing tonight against BP Estrada. Austin hit Estrada hard hopefully his stunt double with fat titties will do the same. I hope Voit gets Mono from a Waffle House waitress like Holiday.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 14 Sep 2018 04:52:32 GMT reply
22.29 is Greg Turd’s fat mom.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 12 Sep 2018 23:56:30 GMT reply
They’re both in the lineup tonite. No matter what the outcome, you’re still a bitch.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 12 Sep 2018 22:29:02 GMT reply
18:17 is Tyler Austins dad. When Marakatits asked Tyler about being traded he almost started crying. Voit will look good in Mets blue and orange next season.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 12 Sep 2018 18:17:58 GMT reply
Watch you being a queer.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 12 Sep 2018 17:43:34 GMT reply
Bird is going to start tonight. Watch!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 12 Sep 2018 12:57:59 GMT reply
Go suck Turd’s pecker, faggot.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 12 Sep 2018 03:03:36 GMT reply
The magic has run out for this bum. Go back to the Ozarks and start a meth lab you white trash big titty piece of shit. Bring back the Bird.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 08 Sep 2018 05:00:12 GMT reply
After a 2-4 night, LV sports a .328 BA. Suck it Greg Turd.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 05 Sep 2018 04:43:04 GMT reply
HR #8. Greg Turd will never start again.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 04 Sep 2018 19:04:05 GMT reply
Voit: 66 AB, 7 HR, .303 BA, 13 R, 17 RBI
Turd: 259 AB, 11 HR, .197 BA, 22 R, 35 RBI
You must really suck at math.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 04 Sep 2018 18:53:09 GMT reply
I’d say you were trash, but that’d be an insult to garbage. You and Greg Turd can suck a bucket of balls together.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 04 Sep 2018 17:26:55 GMT reply
You are semi literate white trash from Missouri who hopes this turd will last. He was an even swap for Shreve. He is a bucket of balls talent. Enough said.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 04 Sep 2018 15:27:23 GMT reply
You fat mom pulled on his balls after he hit her fat ass curves.
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