Joe Blanton

Sat, 14 May 2011 17:32:00 GMT

Fat Ass Blanton, just threw back to back home run pitches to Atlanta. Why do they keep that stupid pig?

Joe Blanton

Sat, 14 May 2011 17:28:31 GMT

joe blanton is the worst pitcher in the mlb. please cut his ass now. i dont care about how much money we lose, it will be worth it. standard case of addition by subtraction.

Joe Blanton

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 18:08:57 GMT

Please get injured Joe, please. Thats the best you can do for us right now. It's V.Worl time!

Joe Blanton

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:36:12 GMT

Blanton, I hope you are reading these forums. I am coming for you this spring with a can of whoop ass! You suck!

Joe Blanton

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:35:03 GMT

9-6, era of 4.82 last year....he sucks. I will be all over his ass in spring training this year. Even have a blanton sux t shirt made up. Along with Kendrick these two will be heckled every chance i get at spring training so they know who bad they suck.

Joe Blanton

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:16:35 GMT

Why the Phillies kept him is beyond my comprhension. They traded Cliff Lee to keep a guy who can't pitch beyong 5/6 innings. I would say trade him but no other team would want him.

Joe Blanton

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 13:21:35 GMT

Go Joe! I just hope he trains off-season to stay healthy and strong. Joe's just a nice guy.

Go Phils! We're gonna win all the way!

Joe Blanton

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 20:16:14 GMT

acquardness? You get your GED at JC Penney? Its awkwardness. Bloated Joe blows!

Joe Blanton

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:47:55 GMT

still shows no signs that he is capable of consistently pitching six+ strong innings without taking his team over a cliff. I am not sure how he earned a $24M contract renewal with a world-series-class ballclub I guess though that he no long disappoints me as I have come to expect him to be so abysmal.

Joe Blanton

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:37:25 GMT

Just blew YET ANOTHER lead to the Nats of all people.

Yes, once again.

Joe Blanton

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 00:14:19 GMT

Lets see if he can manage to blow a 4 run lead.

Joe Blanton

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:29:58 GMT

NO JOE STAYS

Joe Blanton

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:26:28 GMT

My God! Blanton has no business being a big league pitcher. Not only does he give up 2 triples in an inning, he can't field! Joe must go!

Joe Blanton

Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:53:31 GMT

Joe if u ever read this, you are a great pitcher and I think you're adorable. These people don't know what the hell they're talking about! Thanks for being a Phillie!

Joe Blanton

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:13:32 GMT

And he puts us in a hole once again! LOL

Joe Blanton

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 23:50:12 GMT

...I meant"HOLE" I was so pissed when I wrote that last post, I spelled it wrong! (Lead off homer, although it was only ONE run as opposed to his usual SIX...GAH!!!!)

Joe Blanton

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 23:48:03 GMT

Joe Blanton CONTINUES to be a Joe Blow. He sucks. I am so sick of this fool putting us in a whole EVERY TIME he pitches!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Blanton

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 23:58:40 GMT

I'd rather watch a Jersey Shore marathon than watch this fat ass lose another game for the Phils. Good thing we got rid of Lee. Who needs that baggage.

Joe Blanton

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:23:08 GMT

he is a fat slob.

Joe Blanton

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:51:18 GMT

I think he's real cute and I would tear him up!!

Joe Blanton

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:27:49 GMT

I am mad that the Phillies kept him and traded Lee. He is fat and can't pitch past the 7th inning.

Joe Blanton

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 19:49:40 GMT

I still say they should have traded him and kept Lee.

Joe Blanton

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 17:01:42 GMT

This guy was kept over LEE, how the hell did this make sense? 8-9 mil per year right? And his "great" outings are at least 3er. Seriously, Kendrick has much more upside and consistancy than this trailer trash. He should go down south with Charlie "studderin'" Manual and swap cousins for marriage. As long as he gets that pussy beard outta philly I'll be happy.

Joe Blanton

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:06:05 GMT

Joe Blanton is a fat mentally retarted loser that walked right by me at Fenway Park. ewa ewa

Joe Blanton

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 18:47:09 GMT

he was never decent. hes always sucked. overpaid piece of trash. hes a bum