Pat Burrell's Girlfriend

ok..he would say "haven't I seen you at the park? " and your reply would be? Yes No or just stammer and giggle? Reply-to:He would say....... something hot and romantic cause hes awesome like that ;)

Reply-to:He would say....... something hot and romantic cause hes awesome like that ;)

Reply-to:...a dose of Pat continued...after seeing the highlights from sportscenter start lifting weights for 10 reps each on the circuit (legs, arms workout station ) now sit on a balance ball for 7 minutes against the wall in sitting position..this helps your quads...now cool down....next get into what you plan to wear the rest of the day perferrably layers like the button down collar with a fitted sweater unless you have a meeting then its a suit and tie.(aka the English teacher look - swoon ) Spend at least twenty minutes on your hair to ensure the receding hairline and the growing bald patch dont meet up. Now its early dinner ...that usually entails either a four star restaurant or dinner with friends...tonight its dinner w/ friends and their kids which bothers you because they are setting you up on a blind date. ( see Cody Ross picture that is a blind date setup ) while she is nice you are not interested women can be like fast food and you end the night at the Tipsy Pig ...where you see her.. the commnetor here on the page and you fall madly in love as you walk up to her and say ????Ok I made it this far anyone want to finish this....

Let's see what a "dose of Pat" would be like...first there is Starbucks an apparent unnatural obsession for him he goes there more frequently then postman. Next, you have to read one section of the paper and only one section...the sports section because that is where the comics now are located and you like to try to do the crossword but you only do the easy ones bc you get a headache...next you must find a nice restaurant like Mamacitas or Lot 41 to have lunch in because you skipped breakfast now its time to put on some work out clothes preferrably Nike matching shorts and shirt ..Now do twenty minutes stretching 25 push ups/crunches each and 30 minutes running on the treadmill...take a 15 minute break check sports center Reply-to:I think the only cure would be a dose of Pat ;)

867-5309Reply-to:whats yo numba? -Mr. Burrelleply-to:I have one bottle of wine in me and working on a 2nd bottle of champagne I kinda get what Pat feels like when he is inebriated ( scrabble double word score ) and yet I kinda know it would not work out if pat burrell and I actually took the plunge ...I am a morning person ...like 5am and I hog the sheets and I think I snore and have a bad credit score even as I make a rhyme I know Pat wont give me the time...of day ...oh how I wish that wasnt so but I drink my champagne and go.Shit I should write for hallmark