Alex Rodriguez

Discussion forum for Alex Rodriguez's fans (N.Y. Yankees, MLB). If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link aside the comment. Comments you post may require a paid membership to delete.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 22 Sep 2017 14:49:45 GMT
Ah, good bye!!! You make me sick
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 22 Sep 2017 14:49:16 GMT
Yo estoy hoy aquí porque la verdad es que nunca, jamás voy a poder entender porque tú siendo un hombre tan bello siempre decides estar con mujeres tan feas. Porque? Puedo saber porque? Todas han sido feas. Algunas han sido horrorosas. Y tú siempre tan Hermoso. En cambio Derek Jeter, quien es un hombre tan requete feo, siempre ha estado con mujeres bellas. Algunas han sido preciosas. Porque? Tan fea que es tu ex-mujer. Es bien fea!!! Y no es para nada graciosa. Tiene piernas de Maradona!!! Es educada y ya. Esa mujer no tiene nada!!! Tu ex-mujer no ha sido nunca ni bonita ni sexy!!! Jamás!!! Y Madonna? Digame Madonna!!! Y Camerón? Oh, my lord!!! Me imagino cómo se verá Torrie Wilson desnuda y sin peluca!!! Y Jennifer por las mañanas? Ya me lo puedo imaginar!!! No lo puedo dejar de pensar!!! Tan fea y tan vieja y tan gorda que está Jenny from the shit!!! Que fea se puso esa mujer!!! Y tu todavía tan bello. La verdad que yo no entiendo ni nunca voy a poder entender!!! Por eso quizás no me has querido conocer? Será que piensas que yo soy fea y ellas son bellas? Yo solo quisiera entender porque? Aunque ya te deje de querer!!! Stupid man
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 22 Sep 2017 14:42:32 GMT
Hey, I see this forum is mine and only mine, which is great!!! It shows a little respect towards my precious and wonderful self!!! If you think I do know how important I am then you better think twice!!! Stupid guy
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 23:29:21 GMT
Lately Corky and J Lo had been really getting along. Especially since they started trying to get anally pregnant with a lovable butt baby. Many nights Corky will back his beautiful bubble butt up against A Rod's face, and J Lo will press her snatch against A Rod's face. Corky then rips a beast of a fart while J Lo rips a monster queer. A Rod's face is nearly blown apart by this. A Rod normally begins crying and if one looks closely you would see the Zoink Man leering from the bathroom, jerking off his minuscule dick. Corky and J Lo then go off together to eat cookies and watch some "Fuller House" on Netflix.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:32:33 GMT
Wait, you should not just cry. You should die. You should kill yourselve every day until you understand that Jennifer Lopez is shit!!! And you are a stupid man for dating someone like her.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:16:57 GMT
Shame on you because you haven't changed. You look pretty much the same, so I hope you have an awful day!!! Stupid man
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:14:34 GMT
Hey A-Rod, how are you? I hope you are not doing so good. I have a question for you. Is your used up girlfriend addicted to drugs? Does she smoke and drinks too much alcohol? Answer me, por favor because I need to know why she looks so old. Me and her are pretty much the same age, yet she looks like I'm going to look when I'm 70. And she is FAT!!! She must love to eat big time crap because how come she is fat when at the same time she works out more than a guy? And she has an ugly ass!!! Is she freaking blind? Tell me please my love, I also need to know, where does she buy her ugly shoes and clothes? At a thrift store? And who does her makeup and hair? Her Mexican maid? I didn't know Jennifer Lopez was so low class until she got with you!!! Now, that's bad!!! Really bad!!! Go cry
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 08:11:44 GMT
like many gay men, Alex likes to eat feces. he just can't get enough of it! Corky gives him a diaper full of dookie 💩 and urine every few hours and A-Rod quickly gobbles it down!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 16:42:43 GMT
Hey, A, I forgot to say, did you see that Amalia Obama is now in Harvard? Yes, she is!!! And her youngest sister is also mentally prepared to go to Harvard as well when she is done being a little girl. so think about this, Alex, please. You don't want your precious little girls to end up like your true love is. An empty human being who can not live without a dick for her to keep and play with. She needs a dick for security, and that's caused by a lack of a degree, I strongly believe.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 16:33:29 GMT
Listen A, seems like your ugly and fat girlfriend can't live without a dick. No wonder she tends to abandon her precious little kids because your dick as well as her crappy gigs are more important than her little twins. I haven't seen a dick since 2008 while your uneducated and ugly girlfriend hasn't been able to live without it because she has an undeveloped brain, Alex, please understand that she has a shitty brain. It also seems like her dear country of birth has been destroyed by the Maria hurricane!!! so Jenny from the shit must be very upset because now she has to help!!! Pleeeease. That selfish human being will give nothing!!! New money.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 16:30:11 GMT
Jesus Rookie, what the heck!?? I thought you lived to love A!!!;-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 05:40:16 GMT
Homophobic Rookie, why are you harassing A-Rod's gay fans? This "Sucks Forum" was created for A-Rod's fans to tell him he sucks and to exchange queer fantasies about him. 97% of the people who post here are turned on by the mere thought of Corky slapping A-Rod around and treating him like his gay sex slave! If you have take issue with such stories, then you should probably stop posting here and instead stick to the "Girlfriend Forum" as your closed-minded viewpoints are not wanted. Now leave us be so that we can masturbate in peace
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 01:52:51 GMT
Rook, how dare you bring you homophobic hatred in here! He board is a safe space for people to post tales of A Rod's and Corky's erotic adventures! I for one enjoyed hearing of A Rod being sodomized by stale breadsticks. Something that is quite common in the queer community! I also enjoyed hearing of A rod's insolence regarding Corky's pubic hair and Corky's appropriate reaction! What I didn't enjoy was your homophobic comments regarding these amazingly erotic stories! I demand you meet me in Miami behind the 7-11 on Brickell tonight at 3:19am. I will be in the dumpster dressed as Corky and will have a massive erection. I will blast ass in your face before going into a 'tard rage and pummeling you. You will probably have a torn anus upon completion. I bet you are reading this and jerking off with excitement. See you soon!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 01:02:14 GMT
I hope he dies in the hurricane with his daughters!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 22:51:55 GMT
Q: Are you a really immature 10 year old OR a middle age dude obsessed with male genitals and flatulence? 
Unsure as to why you keep making this chat homoerotic.
andReply-to:Rook, I can confirm this is accurate. Papa John jammed many rock hard breadsticks into A rods asshole. Corky then made A Rod gobble them up. A Rod was crying as Corky etc childish crap here. 

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 22:44:37 GMT
Bro, you need to really get into directing men on men sex scenes because you have such a vivid imagination for that stuff. A lot of pent up creativity....how you put so much details into the scenes. Almost like you draw from personal experience. 
Reply-to:Last night A-Rod was sucking Corky off when he noticed an eyelash on Corkys face and then picked it up and told Corky to make a wish and then blow it away. Corky smiled and then blew the eyelash away. Corky then BLAH BLAH OTHER HOMOEROTIC FANTASIES

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 16:43:42 GMT
Last night A-Rod was sucking Corky off when he noticed an eyelash on Corky's face and then picked it up and told Corky to make a wish and then blow it away. Corky smiled and then blew the eyelash away. Corky then realized that one of his pubic hairs was stuck to A-Rod's chin. Corky grabbed the pubic hair and asked A-Rod to make a wish and then blow it away. A-Rod refused and told Corky that was nasty. Corky then got really upset at A-Rod for being so rude and flew into a ''tard rage! Corky kicked A-Rod in the face and then hit him over the head with his 2002 AL MVP award! Corky then started stomping on A-Rod's chest until a rib cracked! Corky then rolled over A-Rod and gave him some rough anal sex for the next 5 min until climaxing. A-Rod then went downstairs to eat a snack and watch wrestling
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:31:09 GMT
Were the dipping sauces some type of pepperoni sauce? If so, I bet Corky drank them and then ripped some heinous wet farts in A-Rod's face!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Sep 2017 05:57:00 GMT
Rook, I can confirm this is accurate. Papa John jammed many rock hard breadsticks into A rod's asshole. Corky then made A Rod gobble them up. A Rod was crying as Corky refused to allow him to use any dipping sauces as Corky said they were all for him. Corky then ripped a massive fart and went Dookie out the window!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 18 Sep 2017 13:50:08 GMT
Dear Alex, I just saw Jennifer's video that shows her low class life!!! And yours!!! See? You are not the man for me!!! You are the man for Jennifer!!! I'm educated and classy, Alex. My father was very wealthy!!! Why were your two kids in my dreams? Get out of my life!!! Tell your two kids to please leave my freaking dreams!!!! They should be in Jennifer dreams not mine!!! Good bye.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 18 Sep 2017 13:32:48 GMT
Good morning, how are you? I know, I said good bye for you, but I have to talk to you. I had a dream while I was asleep. I dreamed that I was standing on a gorgeous window looking at a bunch of birds eating out of a feeder, and your two little girls were there with me. I swear, they were there!!! Why? It was such a beautiful dream with the three of us smiling together while looking at a bunch of beautiful birds flying around and eating when suddenly, your oldest daughter (sorry I can't recall her name) gave me a side hug and said "I love you, thank you" So I woke up amazed and asked my head "What the heck? She loves me? And thanks me? Why? I'm not even thinking about her, or A anymore!!! I have moved on!!!" Really, why did I have that dream with your two kids? A very clear dream? What does it mean? I don't think about your kids!!! That's why I'm asking!!! Why were they in my dream? Amazing.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 18 Sep 2017 13:30:15 GMT
Shhhhhhhh Rookie, shhhhhhhhh and thanks!!! Stupid man:-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 Sep 2017 05:52:41 GMT
Fellow Rook, is there any truth to the rumor that the Papa John sodomized A-Rod with stale breadsticks during the incident and then Corky made A-Rod eat the soiled breadsticks?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 17 Sep 2017 21:52:49 GMT
Vet, don't tell me to shut up. I will go Dookie in your mouth! This board should be only used for worshiping Corky. Not writing inane posts about A Rod. You had your chance to be their maid and blew it!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 17 Sep 2017 21:43:07 GMT
I heard that earlier today Corky was butt slamming Papa John while gobbling up an extra large Papa John's Pepperoni pizza. He then grunted, which was a signal for A Rod to begin tounging his anus. He then counitnued pounding Papa John's ass, while ripping enormous pepperoni farts on A Rod's tounge and face! It's amazing how Corky can provide pleasure to so many men at the same time! What a treasure!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 17 Sep 2017 07:07:42 GMT
Last night Corky was banging J-Lo's ass right in front of a sobbing A-Rod. At one point Corky stopped just to rip a wet and insanely loud fart right in A-Rod's face! J-Lo started laughing and then walked over and ripped her own wet fart in A-Rod's face! Corky and J-Lo then hugged tenderly and J-Lo told Corky she loved him. Corky then had anal sec with her for several more minutes before climaxing. He then told A-Rod that J-Lo was pregnant was his butt baby and that A-Rod would have to pay to raise the child! Corky then walked down to A-Rod's kitchen and ate some Oreo cookies while shitting in the sink!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 16 Sep 2017 16:22:22 GMT
Shut up, Rookie!!! Shut up!!! And adios;-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 16 Sep 2017 16:21:21 GMT
See, I believe in education more than anything specially when it comes to girls because we the women use our entire brain when we listen, while man only use part of it, so it is a real waste for a girl not to get a degree. Some degree, my father made me believe. Then they can sing all they want to sing, but first they should go to college because education shouldn't end in high school, and you have the resources to send your kids 'soon to be adults' to a great university, which could be very sweet, but you don't agree with me, so you can not be "the man of my dreams" like Lupe used to say. She made a huge mistake, I now believe. So good bye then. I'm leaving the United States with Bill's help, and I will pay him back whenever I can. Good bye and good luck with your life!!! Maybe I'm wrong and Jennifer is wonderful!!! I truly hope she is what you need for you and your precious kids;-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 16 Sep 2017 16:18:48 GMT
Hello, it's me again. Okay, I'm not here today to fight. I'm only here to say good bye, for good, but before I do, I need to explain to you why I said the things that I said hoping you haven't read anything just yet. See, Lupe assured me since I was 23 that someday very far from that day I was going to be with"the man of my dreams" So I asked Lupe "Who?" Lupe, who was 83, said that this man was like 5 years younger than me and looked like a cat. So I also had to ask "what?" Lupe said "yes, this man is a cat, which means a brown skin man with green eyes" She also said that the cat was holding a bat! Can you believe that? And that cat also had two little girls from a previous marriage, so I thought it was yourself!!! See why I made such a stupid mistake and why I had to explain myself today? Because Lupe told me the same thing again and again and again until I was 37 years old and ready to get another divorce! She also told me about those. But then again she told me about yourself! "Here is the cat again" She used to say every time she read my destiny, so I got confused because it can not be you since you are too diferente than me. Way too different.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Sep 2017 08:18:10 GMT
Corky has been pissing into a wall unit air conditioner in A-Rod's family room for the past several weeks. Corky has peed on it so much that whenever the air conditioner is on, the cold air being blown into the room reeks of the smell of urine! A-Rod asked Corky to please stop this habit and pee in the toilet instead, but Corky took offense and slapped A-Rod right in the face! Corky then pulled down his diaper and made a dookie on A-Rod's face!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Sep 2017 04:57:56 GMT
Corky is working on impregnanting J Lo with a 'tard baby. So far he has only pounded her analy with his anaconda sized dong as he may not completely understand how babies are made. But he will eventually get there. I bet that baby will be adorable and will shit everywhere in A Rod's house!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Sep 2017 04:55:37 GMT
Lately Corky has been withholding sex from A Rod and has instead been ass pounding J Lo. Corky has told A Rod he and J Lo will soon be having a little Corky. This makes A Rod cry which greatly pleases Corky.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 15 Sep 2017 11:26:54 GMT
Good bye, asshole!!! I'm going to finally leave!!! I hope your ugly, used up girlfriend is pregnant with your little boy!!! Estupido!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 15 Sep 2017 11:25:12 GMT
Now, stupid father to be, how dare you gave your overrated and ugly used up girlfriend my precious lady of the garden look? Seriously, how dare you did that? Ah? Oh, I see, so we can be compared? She and me? Well, look who is a super mean human being!!! Jennifer and me are like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the beauty and she is the beast, and you know it!!! So I hate you Alex Rodriguez!!! If you only knew how much!!! Asshole.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 15 Sep 2017 11:22:46 GMT
Oh, I truly, really hope that ugly human being is pregnant!! Can you imagine?? I mean, she is already ugly, old looking and fat!!! Jajajajaja... lot of laugh!!! Jennifer Lopez pregnant with a baby at 48!!!! Eeek
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Sep 2017 09:23:30 GMT
Corky humiliated A-Rod by making him eat a dookie 💩 out of Corky's asscrack right in front of J-Lo last night. I
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 19:23:31 GMT
It is true ? J lol is pregnant?! Awww a rods first!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 15:16:07 GMT
I found a job!!! I found a wonderful job!!! With a great pay!!! So I'm going to safe and leave this country!!! Good luck to you!!! I mean it!!! Good luck!!! I'm sorry we didn't meet, but that's okay because I'm not the woman for you and you are not the man for me!!!:-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 14:32:20 GMT
I swear to my life and to God that I'm not longer into meeting you, so I'm begging you to please get out of my life and leave me alone!!! Thank you very much
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 14:31:00 GMT
Leave me alone!!!! Please. I need you to completely forget about me since I'm not longer into meeting you and being in magazines with you!!! Stupid human being. I need to get a job so I can make money and leave this mean country for good!!! So please leave my life alone!!! And let me go because I AM NOT LONGER INTO MEETING YOU AND BEING WITH YOU!!! Thank you
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:09:55 GMT
How dare someone come in here pretending to be Corky! I'm sure the same clown then bashed A rod's massive homo fan base! Just because I enjoy dressing as Corky and making my Latino partner dress as A Rod before making sweet love to his asshole in a Wendy's dumpster makes me no less of a fan! In fact I think it makes me a super fan! I grunt and go Dookie as I plunder "A Rod's" asshole. One time I found part of a leftover spicy chicken sandwich and made my partner eat it while I sprayed him down with Dookie juice!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 19:21:57 GMT
i will pulvarize your anus with muh shlongg
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 18:59:29 GMT
Rookie, how dare you defame A-Rod's queer fan base! I am a big baseball fan, love hot dogs, but also love a big juicy schlong. This is 2017 in case you hadn't heard and the gay community is loud and proud! Just because I want to watch Corky plow A-Rod's anus until it bleeds while I masturbate vigorously until I blow a loud in A-Rod's cup of tea and then make him drink it doesn't make me any less of a fan!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:15:52 GMT
Congratulations, for what I read and see, you have found the woman of your dreams, so congratulations to you and your precious kids. I just want to make sure you don't ever contact me to be part of so much stupidity since I'm not into becoming rich at selling magazines. Please. I'm a great human being. I don't deserve to be attached to you and Jennifer, so the answer is no, A-Rod. I want a contract, yes. But I don't want to see your stupid face again, thanks. You are perfect for Jennifer and she is perfect for you!!! You should make it official soon. Lupe made a huge mistake. I'm supposed to stay by myself because for what I see there isn't a man for me.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:49:20 GMT
real men who fart and make fart noises with their armpits, its a serious sport you faggots dont know shit.
I have a foot long shlong and i love to go to Subways and drop my pants while i order a foot long meat lovers sub.
I AM HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:42:41 GMT
drop dead and get a life you drug addicted faggots. Baseball is a a game for real men who love big hot doggs and guzzling beer
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 12:35:15 GMT
I can clearly see Alex Rodriguez how impressed you are by your ugly girlfriend's resume. You are absolutely impressed because you are a dumb man. Bill and Marie as well as smart human beings don't know Jennifer. But you are impressed by her global empire resume? That's because you are a dumb man, and the day I see you again I'm going to ask your stupid face "So, where is Jennifer? I thought I meant shit!!!" Stupid man. I can crush Jennifer in a focking day!!! Just give me a single chance
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 12:27:41 GMT
Shut up, A-Rod!!! And stop throwing stupid Jennifer Lopez at Amazon to me!!! J-Low owes who she is to Selena!!! Only that SHE IS NOT Selena. J-Low is a dumb human being. I only like two things by Jennifer Lopez. Maid in Manhattan because I love the actor and Love doesn't cost a thing, and that's it. Nothing is great about Jennifer. I'm not impressed about her resume. She is not Johnny Depp. She is just Jennifer being Jennifer in every single one of her dumb plays. And she doesn't have a great voice, either!!! Then again, like my dear father used to say "Do something great and then go to bed because you are all set" So much of an impressive resume, loser Jennifer is in Vegas making a fool of herself!!! looooseeerr!!!! Bye. That's all I had to say today.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:19:11 GMT
Drug Rodriguez haha.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:35:47 GMT
She owns an empire that is WORLDWIDE. That implies a person with a huge drive and dedication towards her brand/business- because it takes a lot to be that successful.
 Unlike what we have here with you. Youz just a hater with a limp dick. #HateWhatYouCantHave 
Reply-to:Stay with Jennifer Lopez, please. Marry that poor girl, who is always desespérate to finally get a man to stay with her, so stay with her. You two are a wonderful pair made in the planet of earth. A fantastic pair, so you should marry Jenny from the shit and stay with her and only her.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:32:09 GMT
Look, just because you were rejected 20 times from American Idol, does not mean that you need to let that ruin your life. Let is go!! You didn't get her vote, and that's okay. Now put down the turkey leg and go to the gym!!! 
#HatersGetEmotionalQuickly
Reply-to:Excuse me, excuse me!!!! Is your fat girlfriend living in Vegas, or did she completely abandoned her little kids? And who the heck wants to see J-Low perform??? She doesnt even have a good voice!!! Dear Lord, please help us!!! So that means, you are abandoning your kids too? Or are they moving to the city of gambling, prostitution and drugs? What a mess!!! Seriously A, what a mess!!! You shouldnt be a father!!! You should be a completely free man!!! Stupid Man. Thats your name, by the way.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Sep 2017 18:12:46 GMT
You know, I'm done telling you anything because you don't get it!!! You don't care about your kids getting degrees because you are too impressed by Jennifer!!! What degree and what degree when my kids can become famous and rich!!! That's what you think. Stupid human being
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Sep 2017 18:06:58 GMT
Hello, Stupid Man, how are you? I'm here to tell you another truth. I have a beautiful voice. Yes, I do!!! And I'm an amazing cook, yet my father forced me to be educated. He made me get an education and become someone, so today I know who is dumb and who is not. Only education can do that to you. And when I received my law diploma, I felt an amazing electricity that went from my hand and all the way to my head. Hey, I had become an attorney. Just imagine when I got my MBA. This is why I miss my father so much because the day I become rich, I will have it all. Does Jennifer Lopez have it all? Of course not!!! She is only famous and rich, so she should stop teaching your precious kids how to sing because they first need to think about getting a degree!!! Then they can sing all they want to sing, but please encourage your kids to get a degree!!! Please. It is the right thing.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Sep 2017 18:04:54 GMT
Hello!!! Where are Rookie and Sophomore??? Did they die on the storm??? Oh, I so hope sooooo!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Sep 2017 04:34:58 GMT
I heard that there is a growing group of sexual deviants who are 'tard groupies. Apparently there's a huge growing trend among hipsters and the SJW crowd. These groupies are known to drop their pants and allow any 'tard to anally penetrate them! Last week alone Corky had anal sex with two gay groupies on his way home from a Chucky Cheese and then still had enough mojo to give A-Rod some hard anal sex!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:06:14 GMT
You should marry Jennifer, move in with her and watch her perform while you dance on the floor!!! You two are talentless, yet the world could care less.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:04:40 GMT
Look at you, so proud to see your kids becoming Jennifer. You don't care about education. You are not that type of man. You only care about fame, which is a huge shame. Another reason to believe that YOU are not the man for me!!! Dumb human being.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 16:58:52 GMT
Excuse me, excuse me!!!! Is your fat girlfriend living in Vegas, or did she completely abandoned her little kids? And who the heck wants to see J-Low perform??? She doesn't even have a good voice!!! Dear Lord, please help us!!! So that means, you are abandoning your kids too? Or are they moving to the city of gambling, prostitution and drugs? What a mess!!! Seriously A, what a mess!!! You shouldn't be a father!!! You should be a completely free man!!! Stupid Man. That's your name, by the way.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 05:39:05 GMT
Who is this filthy imposter trying to make out corky is a sub bottom??
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 03:16:13 GMT
Have any scientific studies been performed on Corky's bathroom habits? It seems abnormal for someone to make 5+ dookies per day! Does he force them out? If so, he might damage his O-Ring! He must make A-Rod lick his anus clean as wiping several times a day would really irritate his butthole!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Sep 2017 02:47:20 GMT
Sophomore you aren't fooling anyone pretending to be Corky. When Corky posts here his words are full of misspellings and oddly capitalized letters. Also, Corky spent the weekend out fighting hurricane Irma. Many of you may have noticed he was completely successful. He, John Pepperoni, and Steve Anus were able to use their amazing Pepperoni Fart and 'tard rage powers to steer the Hurricane from hitting Miami directly. Corky is a true hero. I highly doubt another hurricane will ever bother him. After his great success there was a wild orgy, with Corky and Steve Anus daisy chaining A Rod and the Zoink Man. Corky plowed A Rod's ass, while A Rod tounged Steve Anus's butthole. Steve Anus plowed the Zoink Man's butthole while the Zoink Man tounged John Pepperoni's asshole while John jerked off. It was so erotic! Thankfully a film crew from the Spice Channel was there to catch all the hot action!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Sep 2017 22:20:55 GMT
Corky has an IQ of 50 or 60. I don't believe he wrote the message below. Corky is so darn lovable with his insatiable sexual appetite, proclivity to go dookie several times a day, and his infamous quick temper
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 10 Sep 2017 21:40:10 GMT
Quiero que sepas que me voy, estupido. Voy a hacer lo imposible por irme de este malvado país en donde nunca he podido ser feliz. Pero yo me lo merecí porque traicioné a mi adorado padre. Lo engañé, lo utilicé y luego lo abandoné y lo deje esperándome hasta que murió con un dolor en su corazón, I'm sure, así que Dios me castigó. Eso fue lo que pasó. Dios me castigó!!! Dios se aseguró de que yo nunca fuera feliz en este frío país. Pero por fin decidí irme de aquí. Por fin!!! Me largo de aquí. Siento mucho que yo no sea famosa como lo es la gorda de tu asquerosa novia. La verdad es que yo pasé la mejor parte de mi vida metida en una universidad, y en una biblioteca. Yo quería ser monja. Yo era muy juiciosa, muy estudiosa y extremadamente bondadosa, por eso no soy famosa como lo es la fea de tu futura esposa. Ella era muy bonita por cierto, pero se puso horrorosa. En cambio yo estoy igualita porque yo viví mis más preciados años estudiando hasta lo más profundo. Yo no he vivido mi vida bailándole el culo al mundo!!! Y tú siempre has sido un tremendo vagabundo!!! Un mujeriego fuera de control. Un jugador y bebedor de alcohol, así que yo mejor me voy!!! Adiós!!! Estupido!!! Adiós
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 10 Sep 2017 21:37:45 GMT
Hola estupido, como estás? Ya veo que estás en las Vegas. Tanto que quería que te llevará el huracán. Primero quiero pedirte que por favor no vuelvas a bailar porque parece que estuvieras matando cucarachas. No vuelvas a bailar en un vídeo, por favor no vuelvas a hacer eso!!! Y segundo hasta lo último, ya puedo ver lo que tu hija mayor va a ser. La misma mierda que Jennifer es. No creo que pase lo mismo con la menor, espero que no!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:24:15 GMT
Hi all, this is the corkster. nothing turns me on as much as a guy's natural ass. hot, sweaty, and ripe. especially after a long, hot summer day. i can't get enough of sniffing and tasting that hot ass juice. I prefer to go bb, and not to use any lube. only use spit and his natural ass juice. it's hot as hell to pound A and feel my cockhead hitting up against something. i don't find it disgusting at all. isn't that what our asses were made for?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 10 Sep 2017 16:02:56 GMT
not sure, i have heard that he was previously non scene and straight. Now he has to withstand whoever, and whatever object Corky deems fit. Rook below, have any other baseball stars commented on your 10 incher?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Sep 2017 07:48:34 GMT
does A-Rod only have gay sex with 'tards? I'm a gay man but I don't have Down's Syndrome. I have a 10-inch cock and would love to use it to pound A-Rod's anus until it is bleeding profusely as I climax! I'm sure he'd love it and beg for more. I'd let him eat Corky's ass during this encounter if it helps seal the deal! Please let me know soon, A-Rod!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 09 Sep 2017 17:42:52 GMT
I need a chance!!! Okay!!! Anyone out there!!!! I need a great chance because I have great talents!!! l'M NOT JENNIFER!!! She's a regular soul with a regular voice!!! While I'm wonderful!!! And I don't need A-Rod either!!! I don't need to be attached to some stupid human being in order to succeed!!! Understand? Please people out there!!! I NEED A FREAKING CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF!!! Thanks in advance!!!;-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 09 Sep 2017 17:03:38 GMT
YOU MAKE ME SICK. I hope you and your ugly, trashy girlfriend become extremely rich at getting cheesy gigs and selling magazines!!! I also hope you marry Jenny from the shit for her fame and have a child with her to be raised by nannies!!! Stupid human being!!! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 09 Sep 2017 16:54:21 GMT
Excuse me? What? Your uneducated and overrated ugly girlfriend has that many followers? Jesus Lord!!! No wonder she is involved in so many crappy shows!!! The world is full of stupid people, I'm telling you. You definitely have to stay with her because I won't be able to attract that much trash!!! You need Jenny from the shit. You must stay with her!!! You need J-Low's fame for what I can tell.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 08 Sep 2017 19:07:36 GMT
Hi Marianeka, this is Bill. Was it you that i saw taking a dump in the urinal then comparing your manhood with a couple of obese dudes outside the truck stop restroom? I so nearly yelled when i saw you!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 08 Sep 2017 14:11:33 GMT
Stay with Jennifer Lopez, please. Marry that poor girl, who is always desespérate to finally get a man to stay with her, so stay with her. You two are a wonderful pair made in the planet of earth. A fantastic pair, so you should marry Jenny from the shit and stay with her and only her.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 08 Sep 2017 14:08:24 GMT
My dad was amazingly smart and incredibly generous. I know many people who today have great degrees thanks to him because my father cared about education more than anything. I would have given Texas lots of what I had in the bank thanks to my dad, but that's only me. I happen to be unique, so you don't deserve to be with me, Alex Rodriguez. Sorry. I mean, I'm very sorry. Bill is a different man thanks to me. Bill never yelled again. He is a happy man and Marie loves me to death because I'm a unique human being who truly cares. Good bye Alex Rodriguez. It was a pleasure having you as my great man until I woke up one day. And because I don't like another man, I have decided to stay by myself until I die. Good bye
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 08 Sep 2017 14:05:37 GMT
You know, before I go for good, I need to tell you one big truth. If you were me and I was you, I would never let you suffer this way. I would do whatever it takes to help you in any posible way because it would break my heart to see you suffering the way I'm suffering. It would crush my soul to see you getting a short haircut because you can not buy products anymore thanks to president Trump. It would break my heart to see you doing that. You would not worry about a thing if I was rich because I would help my worst enemy. And that's the big difference between you and me. I'm extremely caring and generous while you are a rich and selfish human being. Are you Jutish? Like Dr. Birgit, who was so cheap? So you need to forget about me ended because I know your heart now and it is completely different than mine. Wait, I'm not different. I'm unique. Like my father was. My dad told me what's happening in Venezuela today, I swear. Several times and several years ago.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 08 Sep 2017 06:22:03 GMT
I heard that Corky held a hurricane drill last night. A-Rod sat in a chair while Corky, Steve Anus, John Pepperoni, and Jose Canseco each dropped their pants and sprayed diarrhea into A-Rod's face. Corky claimed that the spraying diarrhea was supposed to be a test run of a real hurricane. Corky doesn't know Jose Canseco and didn't know he used to be a professional baseball player! Instead, Corky met him at a Miami Taco Bell and was so amazed when he heard Canseco take an insanely loud and smelly dump that he offered him $20 to do it at A-Rod's home the next night! During the hurricane drill, Corky noticed that A-Rod had unzipped his pants to pull out his cock and was masturbating vigorously when being pelted with chunks of watery diarrhea. Corky got really mad at A-Rod for failing to take the hurricane drill seriously and decided to teach A-Rod a lesson! Corky slapped A-Rod right in the face and then picked up one of A-Rod's Silver Slugger awards and started sodomizing his anus with it! When A-Rod started moaning in pleasure, Corky got even more angry and started having rough anal sex with A-Rod who again moaned with pleasure! To shut him up, Corky started donkey-punching A-Rod until A-Rod was knocked out! When he regained consciousness 30 min later, A-Rod was covered in a thick film of diarrhea, semen, and urine. A-Rod reportedly has security video of the incident which he intends to watch while rubbing one out later tonight!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 07 Sep 2017 17:21:01 GMT
You have known my misery for years, yet you have done nothing to give me a hand. And you are the man of my life? Please. Go to hell!!! You are that man!!! The one I'm sending right to hell!!! Seriously, go. I don't like you anymore!!! I despise you. I hate you!!! Those are my feelings for you and they are not going to change. The only thing changing here is my destiny. That's the only thing!!!! Selfish human being.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 07 Sep 2017 17:10:44 GMT
Don't you even think about trying to meet me because the day I see your face again I swear I'm going to insult you in front of whoever is there, and if you are just by yourself, then I'm going to slap you in the face, so DON'T YOU DARE!!! Please don't make such a stupid mistake. I DO NOT WISH TO SEE YOUR FOCKING FACE AGAIN!!! NEVER AGAIN.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 07 Sep 2017 17:06:15 GMT
Fock you Rookie!!! or whoever you are!!! FOCK YOU!!! Huge time!!! I'm thinking YOU might simple be Alex Rodriguez, that's exactly who YOU are!!! So no!!! I can not even clean toilets no more!!! I'm sure YOU are very happy to know that I'm completely broke!!! Very happy to know!!! Well, I hope you are having a beautiful day everyday with Jenny from the shit flying around earth inside a private plane!!! Because YOU are a waste of man!!! That's exactly what YOU are!!! A WASTE OF MAN!!! NOTHING BUT A WASTE!!! And your kids and J-Low's kids? They are okay, thanks!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 07 Sep 2017 06:39:44 GMT
Oi vey! I heard that a rod didn't even know about this session. First he saw of it was when john pepperoni, Steve anus and corky, driving, went past him in a '78 gremlin with the zoinkman bound up on the half open boot. I think Jason's ass was in corkys face as well! The windows were up, even though it was tropical weather so as not to let the stank out. What a road trip! But isn't a rod thinking about leaving corky after this latest betrayal?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 07 Sep 2017 04:40:06 GMT
i think it is spank-tastic when corky uses arod's mouth as a toilet seat!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 07 Sep 2017 01:49:12 GMT
Maranara today I snuck into your building and dropped a Dookie in a cubicle. Let me know when you find it!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 07 Sep 2017 01:47:56 GMT
Today the crew headed out for a test run. There were many farts and Corky really plowed to Zoink Man's ass. The Coast Guard quickly found them and was about to make them turn back when they saw Corky. He screamed that he was a "Hurricane Hunter" and he was going to fight the Hurricane. The Coast Guard personnel found him so damn lovable they allowed them to continue on. John Pepperoni then ripped a patented fart in their direction as thanks and that spiced up the Coast Guard vessel. All dudes on the Coast Guard boat began having hot gay sex with each other. So the boys continued on for awhile before Corky got a hankering for some fruit loops. They then headed back home and considered the mission a success. Corky is continuing to prepare as are Steve Anus and John Pepperoni. They feel their ass wind, and Corky's mongo strength will destroy the hurricane.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 06 Sep 2017 20:54:13 GMT
Any updates? I've spent the day watching season 2 of life goes on and relieving m childhood
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 06 Sep 2017 13:35:37 GMT
Hey, A, stupid man, how are you today? What happened to you and your ugly girlfriend? Can I have new pictures, please! So I can laugh a little bit? And post them on Facebook! Did you get married? Can I have the pictures of your stupid wedding? I want to see her ugly dress! And laugh about her!!! Yeaeee!;-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 06 Sep 2017 13:33:56 GMT
Rookie nobody wants to marry Jennifer, okay? No man out there dreams to do such a dumb thing for what I see, otherwise she would be married by now. She doesn't have it. She can't get a man fall in love with her, sorry. Where is Caspar Smart and the other guys? They are gone. All of the men in my life asked me to marry them after a few weeks of dating them. Women can't get men to marry them. It has to come from them. That's men, that's how they are, and there is nothing we can do about that.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 06 Sep 2017 13:27:17 GMT
Jajajaja Rookie, please!!! Do you really think Alex will marry such an ugly human being??? In her dreams!!! He might be impressed by her ridiculous fame because he is a stupid man, but he is not going to marry an ugly girl with two kids by Mark Antony!!! Eeeeeee, seriously!!! That could be a dark destiny for him and his two kids. He is not going to do such a stupid thing.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 06 Sep 2017 03:43:24 GMT
I've very concerned. Corky has gotten both Steve Anus and John Pepperoni to join himself, the Zoink Man and A Rod on his Hurricane fight. He is furious Hurricane Irma has invaded so soon after he began training and feels Steve Anus and John Pepperoni will be solid backup. The Zoink Man will be there as a sex slave for Corky, Steve and John. A Rod will be there for Corky to fart on and in case Corky has any penis or ass needs. I'm fearful this powerful hurricane will blow them away!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 05 Sep 2017 20:01:35 GMT
Marianeka, don't fight the truth in the last message. Please heed the new revelation.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 05 Sep 2017 20:00:21 GMT
God that's hot ! That must have been before his final training? I can now confirm that despite the most brutal pre fight regime of all time.where corky was given a 8 count three times, rocked by Steve anuses food poisoned diarrhoea and cum blasts, he successfully fought back to a last minute stoppage. At one point he was in the eye of the hurricane, butt slamming Jason Hayward whilst swirling around the air shafts. Can you picture the scene rook? Corky, bare ass squinting, as he was giving it to a prostate Jason heyward, prison rules style with arod inconsolable at this lovers infidelity 30ft in the air? Damn I bet you wish you were storm chasing at that time !
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 05 Sep 2017 14:26:42 GMT
Hey, she probably married A-Rod over the holidays looking like a ridiculous college girl, and since Alex is so impress with her fame!!! Stupid man
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 05 Sep 2017 14:24:56 GMT
Jajajaja... Rookie you are so mean!!! J-Low looks like me! jajajaja... God
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 05 Sep 2017 14:20:19 GMT
Excuse me, Rookie, excuse me!!! Jajajaja... J-Low looks like me? Oh yes!!! We have the same length of hair, only that hers is a wig!!! Stupid human being. Ugly Jennifer wishes she looked like me!!! Please. In her dreams!!!:-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 05 Sep 2017 09:00:19 GMT
A-Rod took Corky to a Korean barbecue restaurant on Monday to celebrate Labor Day. Each dinner table at the restaurant has a grill in the middle of the table which patrons can use to cook chicken, steak, fish, or other types of meat or food. Corky and A-Rod started out cooking chicken and steak sirloin and were having a wonderful time - they even got a bit amorous and grabbed each other's asses at one point! However, Corky forgot to drink juice beforehand and the restaurant's juice machine wasn't working, so Corky ordered a Mountain Dew to get his sugar fix and kept getting refills. After his fourth refill, Corky got so wound up that he pulled down his diaper, squatted over the grill, and dropped a giant dookie on the grill! Corky asked A-Rod how he'd like the dookie to be prepared . A-Rod replied that it was disgusting and wasn't funny. Corky got mad and then slapped A-Rod right in the face and then belched in his ear! Corky said he'd prepare the dookie "medium-well" and then flipped the dookie with a spatula until it got crisp. Corky then removed the dookie from the grill and set it on A-Rod 's plate and threatened to stab A-Rod if he didn't eat the nice treat Corky prepared! A-Rod started crying and Corky replied that he'd give A-Rod something to cry about and then punched A-Rod in the crotch and then shoved the cooked dookie into A-Rod''s mouth and held his hand over A-Rod's mouth until he had gulped down the dookie! After dinner Corky said it was the best day ever and went home and peed in A-Rod's closet
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 05 Sep 2017 05:26:59 GMT
Damn, can Corky really last against John Pepperoni, Steve Anus and Jason Heyward? Seems like a suicide mission to me!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Sep 2017 19:32:36 GMT
Marianela, I was a friend of your parents and I can tell you now that J-Lo is your biological sister. She was given up when young. Think about it, you both look so familiar
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Sep 2017 19:28:54 GMT
latest from the gym is that Corky took on a dominant John Pepperoni and went over 30 minutes of life and death battling. In the end, as Corky collapsed to the floor, ARod came over beside himself in tears - sneaky zoinkman seemed to enjoy it - however, Corky got back up, Bustr Douglas Style and pummelled JP's ass wind into submission and out cold. But still it isnt enough for the next hurricane apparently, so there is talk over a double Steve Anus, John Pepperoni ass cyclone tag team with Jason Heyward inserting dirrhea into the midst...Ido hope corky won't die frpm this next training!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 04 Sep 2017 17:24:25 GMT
Okay so she definitely needs to lose a ton of weight. I mean, urgently because she looks a bit like Peppa Pig to me. Look at the fat coming out of her arms and tights!!! She also needs to wear better makeup, better shoes and better clothes!!! And what about her ugly nose??? She needs three surgeries!!! And can she please do something about her strange looking hair that makes her seem like she is fighting and incurable disease??? Thanks in advance!!!;-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 04 Sep 2017 17:12:11 GMT
Okay, okay! Stupid man. I'm going to give her a last chance. I'm going to google her name and examine her today's "striking" looks!!! Lol
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Sep 2017 17:06:53 GMT
Jajajajaja, I can not stop laughing, my God!!! Hey, I just need to know, who is in charge of J-Low's "striking" looks? And, is Alex truly satisfied and truly proud of his famous gal? Or he can't wait to dump her ugly yet secured ass!!! Jajajajaja, lots of great laugh!!!;-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Sep 2017 07:00:12 GMT
Damn, I hope Maranara comes back soon and provides all the hot details. I'm guessing her/his new job has kept them from posting on this board.
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