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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 23 Apr 2018 08:43:09 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 23 Apr 2018 08:37:57 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 19:17:59 GMT
Today Corky had A-Rod’s driver take him to the ocean where he dumped several trash cans full of garbage into the Atlantic Ocean to celebrate Earth Day! A policeman witnessed this and started laughing. However, a low-T social justice warrior videotaped the incident and started whining to the policeman. The cop decided that Corky was so darn lovable, so he drove to A-Rod’s home and arrested him! When A-Rod protested that he had nothing to do with it, the cop and his partner viciously beat A-Rod with billy clubs! After the beating, they drove back to the ocean with Corky. They found the social justice warrior and beat him to the ground while Corky kept yelling that the guy was a “stoopid faget!” Corky got so excited that he went dookie, overflowing his diaper! Corky then took off his diaper and made the social justice warrior lick it clean! When Corky realized that the guy enjoyed eating the dookie, Corky was so disgusted that he kicked him right in the junk!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 14:17:50 GMT
I often meet them and sneak on their bus when they go to away days to watch hot episodes of life goes on and play some dutty brown sports ...I am normally down to my soiled and brown gussetted y-fronts by the time we get to our destination (which is usually a community centre where we perform theatre shows of early 90's teen dramas...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 07:40:10 GMT
I can barely recall rook. But i know it was a mistake...everything is in black and white and slow mo when i recall. At one point I remember being thrown up against a pinball machine and pounded by two twins that had guitrs, whilst others leered and clapped...the only thing i remember was the jukebox, that kept playing 'ob la de, ob la da' and this -
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:15:25 GMT
Soph, I have had numerous encounters with ‘tards, but I have never brought one home with me for the exact reasons you mentioned. A ‘tard cannot be controlled in any way, and when running into one at a dumpster, rest stop, or truck stop men’s room one must prepare for anything. Tards can be set off by anything and one can go from really pounding a ‘tards ass, to being tossed to the ground and forced to eat a ‘tards asshole. The ‘tard scene is currently very hot and it’s rare for me to not run into one of two at a swinging dumpster party. Last night I was at a dumpster behind a Taco Bell and there were three ‘tards all dressed as ‘Corky’. I found myself sprayed with diarrhea, pounding some ass, then being strangled with a shit filled diaper. It was super erotic but I certainly wouldn’t bring one home with me!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 21 Apr 2018 22:59:10 GMT
Hi Soph.I am a respectable family man with two kids, a great wife and a senior executive position. A few years ago, my love life was getting stale, so I went for a drink, and let myself get chatted up by a guy that looked like a 70 year old corky, and he was wearing a baseball jacket. We met a few times and one thing led to another, then on our second date, he manhandled me into the back of a chevy pickup with some of his 'tard mates and locked me in a room where they had their fill of carnal delights with me, I was passed around like a thai ladyboy and i couldnt feel my ass for days!! When they had tired of me, they threw in a bush outside a truck stop and my ordeal was over. I sometimes go past the 'sunshine club' where they hang out on their wheelchairs an shorts and get the shivers...........
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 20 Apr 2018 18:56:33 GMT
"Quiero estar contigo" by Marianela Ferrer, will be in theaters someday.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 20 Apr 2018 16:56:42 GMT
Ese es el nombre de nuestra historia "Quiero estar contigo" Es un nombre bonito, no crees tu mi errorcito favorito? Voy a llamarte A-rror, intead of A-Rod. La historia no va a empezar en el 2010, no va a comenzar en el 98 cuando por primera vez te vi en Miami Beach.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 20 Apr 2018 16:49:01 GMT
Hey Jennifer, por fin desidistes dejar a ese hombre respirar? Tienes que dejar a ese hombre tranquilo. Deja que ese hombre quiera estar contigo.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 19 Apr 2018 18:48:57 GMT
Have any of the queers who post here ever hooked up with a lovable ‘tard similar to Corky? I question whether the sex is so good that it is worth dealing with all of the damage that a ‘tard will do to one’s belongings. It has to be expensive to pay professional cleaners to try to remove or fade dookie stains from carpet and couches.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:40:13 GMT
Walgreens? Wow. All the sponsors that you have in your page thanks to what I say, yet you pretend like you don't know me. Well, shame on yourself!!! Shame on yourself, selfish man.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:35:19 GMT
Manhattan Mini Storaga, ah? I was trying to find a mini storage room in New York for a king time, and you knew that. You did. You know everything that has to do with me because I know my destiny. I created it, i know it. You can lie to Jennifer, but you can not lie to me, sorry.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:30:37 GMT
Just to let you know, selfish man, I'm going to write a story about you and myself. Yep, I thought about it yesterday. I'm going to write a true story that will start when you and I met at a charity event in 2010. Hey, if you only knew the name.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 19:31:52 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 16:10:27 GMT
You are an evil man because you know my horrible situation day by day, yet you could care less. How can you live with yourself? How can you sleep? I'm sure very well because you are a mean human being.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 16:03:27 GMT
You are mean. You are mean. You are a horrible human being who doesn't care about someone so wonderful like myself. A latin girl who only wants to succeed to help people in need. You are mean. You are very mean to me, you are extremely mean and selfish and insensitive.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 15:59:52 GMT
Listen to me Alex Rodriguez, the Yankees are having an ugly start because they are mean human beings just like yourself. You know my horrible situation. You know I'm homeless and sleeping at the airport, yet you could care less because you are a bad man the same as the Yankees.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 09:23:13 GMT
What a fantastic story! A-Rod got to smell Corky’s orgasm-inducing farts, received free cookies and drinks, and walked away with his anus intact! It was the equivalent of him hitting four home runs in a game back in his baseball days!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 04:56:04 GMT
Corky loved this and began punching Hogg as he kept ass slamming him. Corky then jizzed all over Hogg’s head before rubbing his dirty diaper all over Hogg’s face. By this point the commotion had attracted the police who almost stepped in. They then realized lovable ‘tard Corky was teaching the despised David Hogg a lesson. They laughed hysterically, then farted in Hogg’s face while high fiving Corky. The cops then pulled out their guns and began firing them in the air. Corky gave Hogg one last punch then stood up and pissed all over him. This entire time A Rod had been tounging Corky’s filthy ass. As a reward Corky farted in A Rod’s mouth causing him to jizz his pants and go into orgasmic convulsions. When A Rod recovered Corky and he went into the Starbucks, leaving David Hogg laying on the ground covered in blood, shit, piss, and jizz. Corky was greeted with applause by the Starbucks employees and both he and A Rod received drinks cookies for free! Corky is a national treasure and really taught David Hogg a lesson!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 04:55:31 GMT
Today Corky went with A Rod to Starbucks. Corky was very excited to get a Starbucks Caramel drink which he not only found delicious, but also gave him tons of energy. Upon getting there he found a group of people out front blocking the entrance and screaming nonsense about Starbucks being racist. Leading this crowd of protestors was annoying faggot David Hogg. When Corky tried to enter the Starbucks David Hogg got in his way and began yelling how Starbucks was racist and guns were bad. Corky not only likes a Starbucks, he loves guns, as seen in numerous episodes of his 90’s hit show ‘Life Goes On’. This enraged Corky who overflowed his diaper and began growling and dancing like Curly from the three stooges. Corky then violently attacked David Hogg. While A Rod and the crowd watched Corky body slammed Hogg, then ripped off his pants. Everyone began laughing when they saw Hogg had a microscopic penis and a tattoo of Screech on his ass. Corky screamed “I knew he was fagit” then began anally violating him. This really turned on A Rod who went behind Corky and began tounging his asshole. Corky quickly won over the protestors who began cheering hm on. A few protestors came close and pressed their asses to David Hogg’s face and began ripping ass. Some fat chick queefed in his face causing Hogg to puke.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 17 Apr 2018 06:22:49 GMT
i think about him when i play with my peepee.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 17 Apr 2018 06:15:35 GMT
i luv arod. i think about him every day when i okay with my peepee. he is so handsome. i wanna have him lick my butthole and suck my peepee. i am 13 years old. my name is dusty
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:48:02 GMT
Fukk You queers
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:26:10 GMT
It sure makes a lot of sense. Are you reading what I'm saying, Jennifer? If there is an engagement it would be fake. Leave that poor man alone!!! Try to live without a dick for a little bit!!!! Please? Funny, she can't see what I see.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:24:18 GMT
Poor Jennifer, if she only had a good brain to understand what I can clearly understand. Men get tired of so much closeness!!! Unless that closeness is super great. No wonder Jennifer can't get a man to marry her.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:21:53 GMT
Excuse me, stupid man, what are you doing today? Getting tired of Jen day after day cause you are glued to her? That happens when a girl can't live without a man. She should have left you there and go to her crappy concert!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 15 Apr 2018 22:36:09 GMT
Cuanto lo siento. Pero conmigo no vas a poder porque tu nunca me vas a tener. Nunca. Olvidate de mi porque a mi no me vas a hacer sufrir, mean human being. Tu y tu vida llena de mentiras. Que tristeza me das, esa es
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 15 Apr 2018 22:33:36 GMT
Pues algun dia lo va a saber porque ese dia se las vas a hacer a ella tambien. Cree Jennifer que te vas a quedar con ella? Por favor. Y ella tan enamorada que esta de ti, por Dios, hasta cancela sus conciertos que por cierto son de lo peor.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 15 Apr 2018 22:30:35 GMT
Hola tonto. Tonto y malo. Eres malo. Bien malo. Nacistes para hacer sufrir a las mujeres. La pobre Cynthia todavia sufre gracias a ti. A todas las haces sufrir. No eres capaz de hacer feliz a ninguna mujer. La tonta de Jennifer. Si supiera en realidad quien eres.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 14 Apr 2018 22:03:30 GMT
Why does Mike Tyson have a cartoon but Corky doesn’t? I’d love to see a Corky cartoon which follows him as he engages in various hijinks and shows him slapping around A-Rod and using him as his sex slave!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 14 Apr 2018 18:22:42 GMT
Alex seems to love left overs. A the left overs man. That's how I'm going to call him from today because he loves to hook up with women that are used up. That's exactly what he does when it comes to love. He does women that are obviously used up, sorry A-Rod.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 14 Apr 2018 18:18:28 GMT
Excuse me again, I must say this today... Jennifer Lopez, the dying "star" doesn't look tired, no, she looks old. Very old. No wonder she is done because what can she offer these days? Absolutely nothing, sorry. And to think that me and her are the same age!!! Amazing. Truly amazing.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 14 Apr 2018 18:14:31 GMT
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 12 Apr 2018 22:27:23 GMT
Damn Rook, that story is so hot! I only pray that someone got that hot Kangaroo/A Rod action on video! I bet Corky was so happy when the kangaroo attacked A Rod.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 12 Apr 2018 05:31:26 GMT
I don’t understand your animosity toward J-Lo. She seems far more decent than Madonna, whom he also dated, and who is notorious for being a dirty skank. He also dated Cameron Diaz, although J-Lo is prettier than her. J-Lo seems far more decent than either of them, although I do question why she was with Puff Daddy as he seems to have a very low IQ and seems like an overall dirtbag.
But evenJ-Lo can’t match what Corky brings to the table. It’s clear that Corky is volatile and often flies into ‘tard rages for seemingly trivial reasons. However they have a very passionate love life and it is obvious that A-Rod loves it when Corky shoves his massive mongo cock right in A-Rod’s anus!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 12 Apr 2018 03:13:06 GMT
A-Rod took Corky on a two week vacation to Australia back in December. Corky was bored most of the time back he thought it was too hot. However, one day they were resting in a park when they came across a family of kangaroos. Corky got so excited that he made a giant dookie in his diaper! The kangaroos could tell that Corky was an alpha male, do they observed him curiously. At one point Corky slapped A-Rod in the face and the kangaroos started jumping up and down in delight. Corky then yanked off A-Rod’s shorts a huge gay kangaroos hopped over and then started really giving it to A-Rod right in the ass!while clawing at him with the claws on his little arms. Corky laughed hysterically while the kangaroo had its way with A-Rod!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Apr 2018 15:43:48 GMT
Right Jennifer? You wanted to get into A-Rod's pants? Problem is, was he really into you? Hmm? One piece of advise easy ass, you need to read "The Rules" oh, that's right, you don't read. You don't know what that means.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Apr 2018 15:39:20 GMT
This is how Alex and Jennifer met... Easy Jennifer wanted to get into A-Rod's pants since she met him with UGLY Marc Anthony, so low class Jenny from the Bronx asked her manager to set them up on a date, and because he is forced to use famous dumbs, there you go, 2 + 2 equals 4.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Apr 2018 15:29:45 GMT
First of all, I'm starting to believe the gay story, and how can Alex Rodriguez stand Jennifer Lopez? My God, just by the way she talks make a me feel really annoyed. She is annoying!!! She is rude, uneducated and low class. Money can not buy everything, obviously.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 10 Apr 2018 05:42:46 GMT
Sophomore, are you serious? A-Rod is divorced and already has kids, so he has no reason to rush into marriage at this point. He gets a ton of ass thrown at him every day - whenever he uses a men's room, he always catches random dudes leering at him and offering to service his penis and ass needs. I think he is with J-Lo to bolster his image so that he can continue to get choice endorsements. However, in private and even in semi-private settings, he's a huge freak and gets it on with lots of random gay men. As we all know, he's been hooking up with Corky from Life Goes On for over a year now. They have some type of dominance relationship where Corky beats A-Rod, whips him in the nuts with car antennas and belts, and otherwise gives him the rough man-on-man action he loves!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 23:58:50 GMT
Gary you imbecile. When did I ever say I was from Vegas? I clearly said I was traveling to Vegas for the week, which I have. I will be here until Saturday but have no time for you as you were to slow to get back to me and I now have a packed schedule for hot man on man action. I think your comments regarding the cops are hysterical. Please contact them, and let them know you can’t read and are annoyed by people on the ‘A Rod Sucks’ board. I’m sure they will throw an entire team at it after they finish sodomizing you with their billy clubs.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 13:42:38 GMT
You live to lie!!! Serious to God. How come you don't marry Jennifer? Ah? Oh, I know, because you are not in love with her!!! You are in love with me!!! Stupid human being. You are with Jennifer for money and fame, and you know it. Go live your lie!!! Go cry. Good bye.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 13:39:23 GMT
You know my horrible situation. You know I'm sleeping at the airport. You know every single thing about me!!! Stop pretending like you are in love with Jennifer and stop saying that meeting her is the best thing that ever happened to you!!! You are a huge lier!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 13:36:16 GMT
Hello low class. You pretend like you are in love with Yellow blah, blah, blah!!! You are not in love with Jennifer stupid human being, you are in love with me!!! Yes, you are!!! Don't lie!!! I need you to leave me alone!!! Leave my life alone!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 07:29:04 GMT
Gary, now you’re a Sophomore? You aren’t fooling anyone! How many times have you written about “niggers” and “faggots” on this forum? In this politically correct world, you are definitely the one who should and would be arrested by the police! How dare you threaten Alex’s homosexual fans??
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 05:10:42 GMT
06:48 I’m reporting you to the cops don’t think they can track your IP address think again asshole
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 05:08:22 GMT
There is no corky you.dumb fukks
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 09 Apr 2018 05:08:00 GMT
Your not from Vegas idiot you are on the Aaron judge forum as well your not from New York either your a sack of queer shit all you do is keyboard warrior it up with your sexual harassment
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Apr 2018 23:41:42 GMT
A-Rod owns a McMansion condo which was cheaply built during 2005. The building contractor went cheap on the ventalation system such that if the fan is on in the lower level bathroom, the air backs up into A-Rod’s living room through the air ducts. Yesterday Corky was going dookie in the toilet and had the fan on and was proud of himself for not going in his diaper. At the time A-Rod was in the living room talking to future Hall of Famer and former teammate Derek Jeter. While Corky was in the toilet, the bathroom fan caused the air to back up into the living room, which resulted in the living room reeking if the smell of Corky’s dookie! 💩. After he finished, Corky ran upstairs to tell A-Rod he had successfully used the toilet. However, instead of receiving praise, A-Rod was holding his nose and told Corky he needed to give him a courtesy flush next time and that he shouldn’t sit in the toilet too long. When Corky heard this, he flew into one of his trademark ‘tard rages! He slapped A-Rod in the face and then karate-chopped his neck! He then kicked A-Rod in the neck, causing A-Rod to fall off his couch and double over in pain. Derek Jeter started laughing hysterically and cheered Corky on! Corky then started stomping on A-Rod’a chest with his Velcro shoes as A-Rod sobbed uncontrollably. Corky then pulled down his diaper and peed all over A-Rod! Then Derek Jeter dropped his trousers and jerked off into A-Rod’s head! Derek Jeter then took Corky to lunch at a Burger King down the street. Corky sure taught A-Rod a lesson that time!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Apr 2018 07:50:07 GMT
....David Dookie, wow that is not a name I heard in a while! i thought he was called 'colostomy' dave now after he decided to live in a retirement home and bang old granddads...mmmm!he had a linen porter called Gary B he used to treat badly - a bit like how Corky and A-Rod treat the zoink man!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Apr 2018 20:11:41 GMT
Damn that’s hot! I’m so glad Corky immediately re asserted himself as the dominant male in that household. With a 2 week break from Corky A Rod seems to have taken advantage and began thinking he was a man. Corky stomped that out and really taught A Rod a valuable lesson. Corky then having J Lo suck him off was the final amazing piece. I hope Corky broke a few of A Rod’s ribs during that attack. I’m know how hearing the snap of a rib excites him!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Apr 2018 13:33:52 GMT
So, since Yellow is pretty much done is she finally going to be a mother to her daughter and son? Is Alex going to marry Jennifer? I must say "No way!!! Mean Alex can do much better than her!!!" He's done using Jennifer!!! Okay, that's all I had to say today. You now have a beautiful day:-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Apr 2018 13:31:24 GMT
And it seems like the big ass "Star" is about to die when I'm about to rise. Oh well, like my dead father used to say "When women don't get educated it comes a moment when there is nothing they can accomplish"
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Apr 2018 13:30:18 GMT
Excuse me! Excuse me!!! Did you all read the good news? Jennifer Lopez is very proud of her famous boyfriend. This is what she gushes "My baseball man Alex Rodriguez really knows what he’s doing" Is she talking about sex? That would be my only guess.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Apr 2018 09:45:53 GMT
Corky just got released of a 2-week stint in rehab where he was dealing with his addiction to cocaine and hookers. When he got back to A-Rod’s home and caught A-Rod with J-Lo, he accused A-Rod of cheating on him and went ballistic as he flew into a ‘tard rage! He violently slapped A-Rod in the face and kicked him in the belly! J-Lo saw this and got turned on as she knew she was in the presence of a true alpha male! J-Lo took off her today pants and panties and started fingering herself while Corky beat A-Rod! At one point Corky got so excited that he overflowed his diaper with dookie for about the 3,000th time before taking it off and shoving it in A-Rod’s face! Corky then sat on A-Rod’s face and dropped ass repeatedly until A-Rod begged for mercy. Corky was sickened by A-Rod’s pathetic display and then knocked A-Rod out by hitting him over the head with A-Rod’s Rookie of the Year trophy. J-Lo then sucked Corky off and took selfies of herself doing so to show A-Rod when he regained consciousness! J-Lo then took Corky out for a nice hearty meal at Pizza Hut!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 20:11:44 GMT
And she wants to be my Facebook friend? Give me a massive break!!! Yellow and her new Terminator ass!!! Jesus Christ. Alex always destroys women. But he won't do it to me simply because he will never be with me! Nooooo. I'm not Jennifer. I'm a princess, all right? I'm classy, educated and sexy with a gorgeous hair of hair, and I know how to play with it. Yellow and I could never be friends. Sorry again.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 20:03:42 GMT
Excuse me again, super stupid man. Your uneducated girlfriend has a huge complex. Every time I see her in a picture she looks like a school principal. She never looks sexy. NEVER!!! She looks like an executive secretary to me, that clueless human being, sorry.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 04:02:34 GMT
Excuse me stupid man, please tell your school-less girlfriend that I do not have friends, sorry. Jennifer Lopez is not good enough to be my friend anyways, sorry again. You two leave me alone and out of your superficial lives. Good bye
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 00:34:27 GMT
Gary you goblin I’ve got some bad news for you. After not getting a response on my hot Vegas offers I was contacted by a representative for Steve Anus who told me there is a pepperoni fart convention in Vegas next week. Steve Anus, David Dookie, Pepperoni Pete, John Pepperoni, and others will be in attendance. My hot man action card is now FULL you dumb bastard. I cannot wait to be blown away by a Steve Anus Pepperoni Fart, while David Dookie munches on my asshole! You really blew it faggot!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 05 Apr 2018 18:24:18 GMT
Veteran, why are you posting abusive messages in this forum? The girlfriend forum is supposed to be for a discussion of a player’s dating life. As we all know, A-Rod is dating Jennifer Lopez and Corky from Life Goes On. Who are you to judge A-Rod if he enjoys having hot anal sex with someone with Down’s Syndrome? Wake up, it’s the 21st century and it is time for you to accept that it is a beautiful thing for two grown men to munch on each other’s anuses and have sex with each other for hours on end? Yes, there is always the risk of a torn sphincter which might require the permanent use of a colostomy bag, but there are always risks in life, so don’t hold back
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 05 Apr 2018 10:00:52 GMT
Gary, please pencil me in for 10:45 PM on Saturday. I would like to be blown and for you to suck on my anus. I intend to eat pepperoni pizza for dinner beforehand. Let’s have sex
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 05 Apr 2018 01:00:31 GMT
Gary you bastard I need you to get back to me regarding our potential rendezvous next week. I am planning on wearing my Corky jersey and would like you to wear an A Rod jersey. I highly doubt a low caliber person like youself will be allowed to enter the Venetian so we will need to meet up at the McDonalds on the strip. I will totally understand if once I pound your anus you need to move on to take a shift at a random bathroom or gloryhole. It’s sad windows in Vegas don’t open as you could stand below my window and I could attempt to shit on your head!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 04 Apr 2018 00:41:11 GMT
Rook 06:48 that is one erotic tale! Gary Ballbag aka Vet seems like one crazy faggot! I hope he makes it to Vegas to meet up with me next week. I’ll be staying at the Venetian and if he plays his cards right I might take him on a romantic gondola ride during which he can suck me off while I rip heinous farts!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 04 Apr 2018 00:39:04 GMT
J Lo is a beard. Corky has been A Rod’s boyfriend for at least a year and a half during which time he’s flown into hundreds of ‘tard rages and given A Rod violent anal sex. Corky has also banged J Lo a few times.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 14:43:46 GMT
then why is j-lo with him?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 14:43:17 GMT
Alex Rodriguez has no dick
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 13:32:20 GMT
Alex Rodriguez is almost as gay as Brandon Huang
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 06:51:11 GMT
cont... He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit – it turns me on just thinking about it. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was free. I’m sure he says that to all the guys, but even if he doesn’t return, at least we had that one beautiful night of homo erotic pleasure that gets me hard and dripping every time I think of it.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 06:48:05 GMT
So I met Vet (aka Gary Ballbag) at The 5 Star Saloon, a Reno, NV gay bar, last week and he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a nice stiff drink, which he slammed down. I called up a guy that I hook up with and told him that my new friend needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Vet downed a few more drinks. During that whole time Vet and I got to talking about baseball and how we were both big fans of A-Rod both on the field and in the broadcast booth - I really think we hit it off. He asked me if I would have a problem if he smoked some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little cloth bag that had a glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He kind off smiled when he saw that I noticed the penis pipe. He lit up and smoked and offered me some. I refused so he smoked more. After a while he sat by me and started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck me off. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a rusty trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We had sex all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my A-Rod costume. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his stomach. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face. ... cont
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 01:06:02 GMT
Vet, I can’t believe how angry you get. We are just advertising your rest stop business. I’ll be in Vegas all next week. It would be great if you could relocate your operation there. As Rook previously said you would have a much greater opportunity in Vegas to hook up with random dudes non stop. You could establish yourself in dumpsters, gloryholes, and thousands of rest rooms! I’ve hit up the dumpster behind the mcDonalds on the strip for hot man action many times. We should hook up there first. I’ll eat a few Big Macs then give you a nice shit spray before you suck me off. The stench of my shit and the dumpster will be a huge turn on for you. Let me know if you can make it!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 00:47:59 GMT
Vet, you complain now, but you certainly weren’t complaining on Saturday when I plowed your anus in that bathroom stall in the Reno rest stop men’s room. Remember how turned on you were when that truck driver in the next stall had explosive diarrhea? Let’s hook up again soon. I want to fire my seed up your brownpipe!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 22:23:22 GMT
Fags are nasty
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 21:23:47 GMT
I bet your really fat and smelly
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 21:23:20 GMT
Your name is Billy little gay cock boy who fukks niggers and spics
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 21:22:38 GMT
It’s not Gary you stupid fukk I heard you have aids typical gaynigger
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 20:56:28 GMT
Vet/Soph, so you love it when you are sucking off a client in a bathroom stall in the men’s room at a rest stop while you can hear a random dude in an adjacent stall farting while taking a dump? The rank odor must be a huge turn-on for a demented homosexual like you!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 19:29:08 GMT
Now you’re a sophomore again? At least you’re finally admitting your name is Gary! Why are you such a self-hating homosexual?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 11:03:44 GMT
05:10 my name is Gary you stupid faggot pos
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 11:01:42 GMT
Figures your some west coast faggot
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 05:12:45 GMT
I mean Las Vegas, not Los Angeles. Stupid auto-correct! Gary, let’s talk about this as we jerk each other off
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 05:10:45 GMT
Gary (aka Vet), thank you for our magical encounter on Sunday evening. You ate out my ass and then took my cock like a champ! Not surprising, given your years of experience on the Nevada gloryhole circuit! Are you planning on move your operation from Reno to Los Angeles in the near future? I know you meet with many truck drivers who drive through Reno, but you are missing out on your true potential. You could get far more clientele in Las Vegas. I would like to go to the crappy Medieval Times type of show at Ex Calibur and then finish my night with your tongue in my ass crack! The next night I could see Carrot Top, play blackjack at the Bellagio, watch the volcano eruption at the Mirage, and then finish the night giving you hot anal sex in the men’s room stall at the Denny’s across the street before taking a dump in your mouth! Let’s have sex!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 00:18:14 GMT
That’s why he comes on here and acts like a jackass making sexual harassment threats
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 02 Apr 2018 00:17:19 GMT
07:46 has daddy issues because his dad hates him because he is a fag
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 01 Apr 2018 12:33:53 GMT
07:46 blows black guys is a liberal hypocrite pos voted for Hillary
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 01 Apr 2018 07:46:59 GMT
Vet, why are you angry and hurtful towards the gay community? We gays just want to be accepted and treated as well as everyone else. You want to beat up gay men who only want to masturbate in peace while watching Corky from Life Goes On having rough anal sex with A-Rod? I don’t understand your hostility or why you are so angry. I get the feeling that you may be a closeted homosexual coming to grips with your gay sexual desires...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 01 Apr 2018 07:06:51 GMT
Vet, those are some mean and hateful words. Ones which are inappropriate on this board. Remember, you’re the guy hanging out at a rest stop leering at random dudes cocks. We don’t judge here. Just like we don’t judge why A Rod loves having a ‘tard kick the shit out of him, then fire his downer seed into his ass. It’s all cool. Still looking forward to blasting ass in your face in Reno. Is it true you at times also act as a bathroom attendant and have a little change dish set out as well as some colognes and mints? Sounds pretty fancy!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 01 Apr 2018 06:43:07 GMT
00:31 blows Muslims he is a gay tea boy also fukks goats a very sick person
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 01 Apr 2018 06:41:44 GMT
You type out this novel of bull shit, why? Oh it’s because you have not life your gay little self has nothing you still live with your parents, and your dad still hates you for being a flamethrower!!! Corky must be some made up bullshit that’s in your sick gay head. When did you come out? Being gay is wrong you worthless fag.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 01 Apr 2018 00:31:17 GMT
Vet you have really spiced up this board! You just be pleased with the warm welcome you’ve received and all the offers for hot man action! I must remind you the primary focus of this board is to discuss A Rod and his hot relationship with Corky. I personally love hearing about Corky man handling A Rod and really pounding his ass. Please tell us you’re thoughts. Also, if you have a set rest area schedule where dudes can meet up with you and have hot man love please feel free to post it. I for one am looking forward to a potential rendezvous in a few weeks if I can make it to Reno. That’s quite a ways from Vegas but you sound like you could suck a mean cock. I of course would repay that with my well know fart blasts that would double you over in ecstasy! Welcome to the board!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 31 Mar 2018 19:10:03 GMT
Gay nasty rookie blows dead goats
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 31 Mar 2018 19:09:32 GMT
08:16 your not a man men that are gay are more like women
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 31 Mar 2018 19:09:00 GMT
08:16 I want to curb stomp your faggot ass where are you from so I can find you and beat your limp wrist ass
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 31 Mar 2018 08:16:45 GMT
vet, I would luv to have a cock sword fight with u. U really turn me on. I rub my cock thinking of u! is your penis uncut? how wide is ur a-hole? I want to have anal sex with u. I’ll give it to you hard, leaving u screaming for more. i can whip your balls with a car antenna. contact me. I luv u
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 31 Mar 2018 07:46:19 GMT
Fags are evil
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 31 Mar 2018 06:03:48 GMT
Alex is a gay pos he sucks at ancouncing
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 31 Mar 2018 06:03:20 GMT
17:05 your the gay suck forum troll
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 31 Mar 2018 06:02:21 GMT
17:05 go find a big black spook you liberal pos
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 30 Mar 2018 17:05:50 GMT
Vet, you’re so silly and it is really turning me on!! I think it is so hot that you are pretending you aren’t a gay man, when everyone who knows you is aware of your deviant sexual behaviors! Which rest stop are you working this weekend? I want to hook up with u and turn u into my little cum bucket. Pleas have some hardcore gay porn playing on a tv in the men’s room during my appointment and I’ll tip you an extra couple bucks
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 30 Mar 2018 15:52:56 GMT
16:36 is a non working ass liberal pos
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