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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 29 May 2017 06:30:40 GMT
That is so hot! The mere thought of Corky ass-slamming A-Rod while shoving his head into and nearly drowning him in a piss-filled toilet really turns me on!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 May 2017 03:21:36 GMT
Today there were fireworks for Memorial Day. Corky is petrified of fireworks and believes they are ghosts and demons, both things he hates. When the fireworks went off Corky went dookie and hid in a closet. When Alex told him he was being silly and tried to explain what fireworks were made of Corky went ballistic. Corky accused Alex of siding with the ghosts and demons and went into a 'tard rage. He punched A Rod in the face, then slammed him to the ground before taking off his filthy diaper and rubbing it all over A Rod's face! When this sexually aroused A Rod Corky was furious! Corky the buttslammed A Rod while shoving his head into a piss filled toilet. When Corky caught the Zoink Man peering at them and jerking off from behind a shower curtain he went bonkers and let A Rod go and attacked the Zoink Man. He clotheslined the Zoink Man then sprayed watery Dookie in the Zoink Man's Jew fro. As the Zoink Man begged for mercy Corky violently ass raped him while forcing A Rod to tongue his filthy asshole. Corky was super annoyed he was forced to teach two lessons at one time! After jizzing in the Zoink Man's ass he ripped a massive fart on A Rod's tounge. Then he went back to his closet to smoke crack and hide from the fireworks.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 May 2017 23:51:03 GMT
That's a hot pic. Corky is such a hunk!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 May 2017 23:50:34 GMT
Corky is so hot! Alex is such a lucky man. Alex was way wrong to sick the Cheaters squad on Corky. He needs to accept he's with one of the most desirable person on earth and Corky needs to spread the love as well as the Dookie.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 May 2017 22:22:43 GMT
Picture of Corky and Alex Rodriguez's sister
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 28 May 2017 06:32:13 GMT
I think it is hot when A-Rod pulls off Corky's diaper and eats his anus while Corky tries to release a dookie into A-Rod's mouth! They are a cute couple!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 28 May 2017 04:01:05 GMT
Corky is in his 50s and he came twice within 10-15 minutes or so while high on crack? What a total stud! He oozes masculinity ! That must be why A-Rod fell in love with him!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 May 2017 07:41:42 GMT
I just saw an episode of "Cheaters" where A Rod had them spy on Corky! Corky was spotted banging dozens of women, and dudes. At one point the Cheaters cast had A Rod pop out while a hooker was sucking off Corky while Corky was smoking crack. A Rod, bouyed by the Cheaters host began yelling at Corky, calling him a cheater. A Rod even began crying. Corky let the hooker finish blowing him, then jizzed all over A Rod's leg. He then put out his crack pipe in A Rod's hair before going into the 'tard rage of a lifetime! He body slammed A Rod, then picked him up and piledrived him onto the concrete! A Rod was unconscious at this point but Corky continued on. He ripped off A Rod's pants and screamed "your my bitch" repeatedly as he began ass raping A Rod while working the body unmercifully with his fists of fury. A Rod gained consciousness during this and was shocked to find himself being anally violated while the entire Cheaters crew cheered, clapped, and jerked off! Corky told A Rod that the rules of their relationship were Corky was allowed to bang whoever he wanted while A Rod couldn't even speak to another guy. Corky also called him a "giant faggot" then blew his load all over A Rod's head. He then stood up and got in A Rod's face. He asked if A Rod had understood him and A Rod nodded. He then asked A Rod who the boss was and A Rod said " you are". Corky said "damn right" then ripped a loud and heinous smelling fart in A Rod's face before making him tounge his filthy anus clean. The Cheaters crew cheered Corky and carried him around on their shoulders! What an episode!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 May 2017 07:32:26 GMT
Vet I'd like to fart in your face. Can that be arranged?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 May 2017 07:30:03 GMT
Vet I believe you are thinking of degenerate A Rod or the Zoink Man. Both have been spotted sniffing the seats of Corky's tandem bike!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 27 May 2017 00:16:34 GMT
Reply-to:Sophomore Grandma J Lo does nothing but bake cookies and clean Dookie. Corky did bang her once or twice and they have been spotted riding a tandem bike together, but it doesnt mean they are in love. Corky is just a stud.

Oh yea..forgot to mention that the Corkster really enjoys sniffing those bicycle seats..just like most Downe Syndrome douche bags.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 26 May 2017 01:58:52 GMT
Sophomore Grandma J Lo does nothing but bake cookies and clean Dookie. Corky did bang her once or twice and they have been spotted riding a tandem bike together, but it doesn't mean they are in love. Corky is just a stud.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 26 May 2017 01:56:56 GMT
Corky is such a lovable 'tard! Corky's sisters boyfriend did contract AIDS in the episode where Mr. Belding and Mr. Horton came to visit. They were good friends of Corky's dad and lived in a camper in the driveway for like a month. They were seen many times luring the boyfriend into their camper. Corky would peer in the windows and watch whatever transpired while laughing hysterically and rubbing his crotch! Soon after the boyfriend came down with AIDS which Corky also found hilarious.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 21:06:21 GMT
Corky has a habit of pulling down his diaper and pissing all over the place when he's in a bathroom. A-Rod had enough and asked Corky to stop peeing on the roll of toilet paper and instead pee in the toilet. Corky was really upset at A-Rod for asking him this and decided to get even. Corky then threw a bike lock from his tandem bike at A-Rod's head, barely missing him. Corky then used his mongo strength to body slam A-Rod before kicking him repeatedly in the face with the moon boots Corky was wearing at the time. Corky then pissed in A-Rod's hair and finished him off with an incredibly smelly wet fart!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 17:35:01 GMT
Man, you guys are giving me serious wood! Wasn't there an episode where Corky's sister's boyfriend caught AIDS? I think they said it was from heterosexual sex with a girl, which is practically impossible. They need to revisit that ep - maybe Corky was pimping him out to some HIV+ truckers?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 05:28:52 GMT
I would love to see a new season of Life Goes On on Netflix or Amazon Prime!! Life Goes On was one of the best sitcoms of the early 1990s - it was so innately funny that they didn't even bother to add a laugh track as every scene with Corky was so funny that you just couldn't help but smile and laugh even when he was shooting guns, recklessly driving, or going dookie in a closet!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 03:52:45 GMT
Rookie I have not gotten a confirmation but have also heard the same rumors. After "Fuller House" I knew "Life Goes On" couldn't be far behind. I for one need to see Corky shit in the sink, rape the family dog, burn things down, fire guns randomly and frequently, and drive around like a maniac once again. I hope Netflix signs on for this needed and erotic reboot!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 03:49:52 GMT
That's a hot story! Alex should never have tried to give lessons to Corky. He's a lovable 'tard who loves to throw down at the drop of a hat! A Rod was lucky that Corky didn't viciously sodomize him! I hope those lovebirds continue riding that bike as seeing them riding through the park on a tandem bike would definitely give me a boner!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 03:10:59 GMT
A-Rod bought Corky a tandem bike recently and they tried to ride it to Central Park. However, Corky is so uncoordinated that the tandem bike kept tipping over. When A-Rod told Corky he needed to balance his weight on the bike, Corky got really mad and steered the bike into a tree! When A-Rod fell off, Corky flew into one of his trademark rages and started stomping on A-Rod's head! Corky then rode the bike over A-Rod's neck and tried to murder him! A-Rod is lucky that Corky was so uncoordinated that he couldn't steer the bike for long. Corky then made a dookie and went inside to watch cartoons
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 24 May 2017 19:52:19 GMT
Wow, the thought of corky in biker leathers really revved my engines I can tell you!
I heard somewhere that 'life goes on' is coming back for another series. Can anyone verify this is true and that Corky stil lives at home but sometimes helps out at the 'sunshine' day centre for the handicapped? Can someone also confirm that he gets into lots of scrapes and he still defends his sister?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 May 2017 16:47:36 GMT
I personally think that Jenny and A are the perfect pair because they both care about two things and are not really their kids. They are both crazy about money and fame. That's why they hooked up in the first place. That's what they live for. Alex uses Jen and Jen uses him. Two shallow human being who tend to abandon their little kids. Money and fame are the love of these two, so to me Alex and Jen are the perfect pair:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 May 2017 15:58:21 GMT
Byyyye!:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 May 2017 15:57:58 GMT
Corky, how are you? Did you read the good news? Alex Rodríguez is set to marry Jenny from the block, who has actually become a monkey see, monkey do. Hey, she can do it in portugués too! Wooow
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 May 2017 07:13:29 GMT
Alex is the luckiest man on earth to be with a 'tard as lovable as Corky! Corky has an insatiable sexual appetite and goes dookie several times a day, which results in many hijinks! A-Rod gets to enjoy Corky's bubble butt, flabby gut, and monster cock!!! Being with Corky is definitely the highlight of A-Rod's life - it greatly exceeds winning the World Series or one of his 3 MVP awards!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 May 2017 05:40:42 GMT
Corky befriended a nice man named "Harry Bawls," whom he met while peeing at a urinal on Saturday. He brought him home and then they both banged A-Rod right in the ass multiple times!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 23 May 2017 23:20:46 GMT
LISTEN AZZWHITE GOFUK YOURSELF AZZHOLE, YOU AINT GOT NOTHING BETTER 2DO. GOFUK YOURSELF B!TCH AZZPIG. LEAVE ME THE HELLALONE.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 23 May 2017 23:20:21 GMT
LISTEN AZZWHITE GOFUK YOURSELF AZZHOLE, YOU AINT GOT NOTHING BETTER 2DO. GOFUK YOURSELF B!TCH AZZPIG. LEAVE ME THE HELLALONE.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 23 May 2017 07:23:29 GMT
Wow, that is one hot story - Corky really got A-Rod good that time!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 May 2017 06:26:09 GMT
I saw Corky and Alex today. They were on a Harley and Corky was driving while Alex was riding bitch. Alex had a little pink helmet on and was wearing a mesh shirt. While Corky had a bad ass leather jacket with spikes and a bunch of lightning bolts and fire all over it. Corky had a helmet with a spike on it. I followed them for a bit and saw Corky was out of control most of the time. He was weaving all over the place and every now and then would reach back and smack Alex in the mouth. While coming up to an intersection the bike tipped over which truly enraged Corky. I could see that he blamed Alex and he began punching him in the face and kicking him in the balls. While a bunch of other drivers watched and beeped their horns in support Corky ripped off A Rod's pink helmet and pressed his ass to his head. Even over the car horns I could hear Corky's enormous fart! Corky then ripped off Alex's pants and began anally violating him while more horns blared and I could see many male drivers jerking off. Corky then blew his load in Alex's mouth then the two love birds got back on the bike and zoomed away. It was amazing and erotic!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 18:07:12 GMT
A-Rod also realized he's into humiliation and enjoys it when a 'tard rips ass in his face and has sex with his public girlfriend!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 16:56:13 GMT
Feminism and extreme capitalism is destroying this country. I say this here because I'm extremely upset at Jennifer Lopez. Who takes care of the two new people that Alex Rodriguez' girlfriend brought to this planet? Who?Nannies take care of them while Jennifer makes more money than she can possibly spend.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 16:44:21 GMT
Kids need their mommies to be there when they come home from school, okay? American women out there? Kids need their mommies every single day!!! Kids are tired of nannies!!! I can prove it!!! I have a tape with a little girl crying to me desesperarly because she was tired of nannies taking care of her!!! I can prove it!!! I still have the tape!!! Kids need their mothers every single day!!!! Understand??? Otherwise, don't have them!!! Don't bring new people to Earth if you don't want to take care of them!!! Grrrrrrr I'm so upset
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 13:59:26 GMT
A Rod's position in life has really gone downhill since he met Corky. A Rod has finally met a true Alpha Male.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 13:54:33 GMT
Corky I'm sorry you have to wade through crap about Grandma J Lo to get to my hot posts to you. I worship you and have made a shrine to you in my home. Could you stop by to fart on me and the shrine? You could fart in my mouth in order to bless me. This would make me content as well as giving me a boner. Let's make this happen!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 12:59:49 GMT
I got it. Nannies take care of Jennifer Lopez kids and that's very worrying. No wonder there are so many problems in this country when it comes to kids killing other kids? I blame this issue on extreme feminism in this country. Women think and act like men and that's a huge shame because we are different. Jennifer López has money. She just doesn't want to be a mom full time. That's the bottom line. This country is being raised by nannies. The newer generations are going to be horrifying. I only hope A-Rod's kids have a good mother.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 12:45:40 GMT
Corky how are you? I have a question for you that has been tormenting me a little bit. Who takes care of Jennifer Lopez' kids? She insisted to get pregnant with twins with ugly Mark Anthony and then she abandoned them to get involved in a bunch of cheesy shows and forgot about motherhood? And she is always involved with some guy. Always sleeping around and being proud of her huge, ugly ass. She has to be somhow black by her huge ass. I mean really, who takes care of J-Low's kids? I was wondering.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 07:43:56 GMT
Corky duct-taped A-Rod's face to his ass the other day and then proceeded to have hot sex with J-Lo. Corky was sweating profusely while giving it to J-Lo, and his butt sweat dripped all over A-Rod's face! After climaxing, Corky yanked off the duct tape and then J-Lo made A-Rod eat out her ass while Corky took a huge dump in A-Rod's bedroom closet!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 05:45:26 GMT
I spent my entire weekend thinking and dreaming about A Rod and Corky. I feel it would be very special if the three of us moved into a teepee together. We would live in Wyoming on 5,000 acres of land with wild Buffalo running around. We would live together in a small teepee and would spend most of our time smelling each other's farts. Hopefully the buffalo wouldn't scare Corky or annoy him in any way or there could be trouble. He would dress as an Indian in our teepee and would drive around in a monster truck with his face on the side of it. Corky please contact me to discuss this. We could soon be living in a teepee together, farting up a storm, and having mass amounts of hot man action!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 21 May 2017 22:11:12 GMT
This board is only for Corky stories. Corky I worship your bubble butt and must gobble up one of your farts. Please allow me this treat.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 21 May 2017 22:07:13 GMT
Those stories are so hot! I love when A Rod gets smacked around by Corky for some various infraction. I strongly believe A Rod loves being demeaned and manhandled by such a lovable 'tard! The fact that Grandma J Lo is getting in on the action, and even treating Corky to Olive Garden shows she has been won over as well! I wish J Lo and Corky had ridden around and over A Rod on a tandem bike after Corky's vicious attack!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 21 May 2017 17:15:54 GMT
Corky and J-Lo played a practical joke of A-Rod last night. J-Lo told A-Rod she wanted to have kinky sex with him and tied him naked to a bed. Then Corky walked into the bedroom and went into a 'tard rage, slapping A-Rod repeatedly! A-Rod cried out in pain, although he must have enjoyed it because he popped a boner during this vicious attack. Then Corky grabbed one of A-Rod's MVP trophies and began sodomizing him with it! During this attack, J-Lo started vigorously fingering herself until she climaxed a minute later! Then Corky and J-Lo each pressed their bare asses up against A-Rod's face and simultaneously ripped ass! J-Lo hugged Corky afterward and told him he was so lovable and then left A-Rod tied to the bed. She and Corky got dressed and then she took Corky to eat at an Olive Garden nearby!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 21 May 2017 05:55:02 GMT
Corky and A-Rod took a vacation to Santa Monica Pier last summer. Corky saw someone selling cotton candy and got mad because A-Rod didn't buy any for him. Corky went into one of his 'tard rages and started slapping and kicking A-Rod. Corky then tied A-Rod to the pier and then slapped him again. A-Rod nearly drowned during high tide as Corky looked on and laughed hysterically!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 21 May 2017 03:41:09 GMT
Dear Alex, I like you as much as I like Jeter and that's the truth. I'm not longer into you.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 20 May 2017 18:37:56 GMT
That water park story is hot! Sounds like Corky had a great time!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 20 May 2017 16:10:48 GMT
The other day Corky told A Rod and Zoink Man be needed more Lebensraum. He then proceeded to lock the both up in a small room and gassed them with his rancid butt fumes. After they passed out he walked around the house triumphantly. Not 5 minutes passed before he started getting a massive tard erection and he realized he needed additional lebensraum for his penis. He got A Rod and Zoink Man out of the gas chamber and proceeded to rape them back to conciousness. Afterwards, they went and got some gelato made from J Lo's ass fat and dingleberries.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 20 May 2017 15:41:05 GMT
CLASSLESS PIECE OF SH!T! CORKY SUXKS BIG DONKY DYCK.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 20 May 2017 07:55:08 GMT
I wish I was snuggling with Alex and Corky. Corky and I would get along great. I would give him back massages and tell him how smart he is. Corky would thrill us by ripping farts and going Dookie in his diaper like a good boy. If A Rod annoyed us we would spitroast him, blowing our loads at the same time. Erotic doesn't begin to describe this hot man action!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 20 May 2017 00:42:17 GMT
Today I was at a water park in Florida. I saw Alex and Corky. Corky was hanging his ass over a kiddie pool and going Dookie. When Alex scolded him and told him to use the bathroom Corky became enraged! He popped A Rod in the mouth then flung him into the shit filled kiddie pool. When Alex tried to crawl out Corky hung his bare ass over him and demanded A Rod tongue his filthy anus clean. After Alex completed licking Corky's asshole clean Corky drug him out of the water and tore off A Rod's speedos. He then began buttslamming A Rod while giving him repeated Donkey Punches while screaming that A Rod's butthole was to loose for him to enjoy. When he finally came he bellowed like a hippo then gave A Rod one finally punch to the back of the head and called him a "giant faggot". He then left A Rod laying there in a pool of blood, shit and jizz. Corky then strutted around a bit before heading to get himself a rainbow sno-cone! It was quite the scene!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 19 May 2017 07:16:34 GMT
Damn Sophomore that story is quite erotic! I can just picture Corky up in the air bombarding those below him with shit! Alex is solely to blame as he never should have taken such a loveable 'tard to a place where dangerous activities would entice him. Although Corky did seem quite rough with A A Rod I'm sure Alex learned a valuable lesson, and probably enjoyed that 20 minute ass reaming he received!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 19 May 2017 06:11:17 GMT
Last February A-Rod and Corky went on a romantic trip to a Mexican resort. The resort offered parasailing rides. Corky asked A-Rod for some money to go parasailing, but A-Rod warned Corky that parasailing might be dangerous and that to be on the safe side, Corky shouldn't go. When Corky heard A-Rod's answer, he got mad and slapped A-Rod in the face several times until A-Rod started crying and then gave Corky some money. 30 minutes later Corky went parasailing hundreds of feet up in the air. During his trip, Corky got scared and went dookie, overflowing his diaper and causing a big mess. By the time he got back to the ground, Corky had forgotten that A-Rod warned him against parasailing and flew into a 'tard rage, slapping A-Rod numerous times in the face and kicking him in the balls repeatedly until blood was dripping from A-Rod's crotch onto the floor. Corky then yanked down A-Rod's pants and used the blood to live up his cock and then viciously sodomized A-Rod for the next 20 minutes! 45 minutes after this incident, Corky remembered that A-Rod warned him about parasailing and then laughed so hard thinking about the way he beat A-Rod that he peed his diaper!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 19 May 2017 03:19:17 GMT
Does anyone know if the "Zoink Man" is the same guy who used to tend to Mr. Beldings penis and ass needs on the TV Show "Saved by the Bell"? I used to jerk off to that show every Saturday!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 19 May 2017 03:16:42 GMT
Sophomore, Alex is a raging queer. Can't you get that through your head? Why do you keep posting nonsense about Grandma J Lo who is merely there to bake them cookies and clean up after them?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 18 May 2017 20:03:18 GMT
Corky, how are you? Did you read the latest news? A-Rod is crazy in love with J-Low on her cell phone while she looks like Whitney Houston before she died. Jesus Christ. The story of my hopeless life:-(
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 May 2017 08:51:24 GMT
RIP Arod board.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 May 2017 02:19:30 GMT
Corky you are a god to me! Please fart in my face to bless me!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 May 2017 02:18:17 GMT
Damn sophomore that is hot! The Zoink Man should have stuck to his job instead of playing stupid practical jokes. He totally deserved that beating and hopefully he learned a lesson. Can you confirm A Rod came in during the beating and got so excited he dropped his pants right there and began jerking off?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 19:36:56 GMT
I think the Zoink Man gets it worse, I used to live next door, and once heard an argument through the partition wall that would make a hooker blush!
apparently, the Zoinkman had stretched clingfilm over the toilet as both a prank and erotic fantast, hoping A-Rod would go to the bathroom. Instead, Corky stomped in and grunted out a monster dump as he had been in one of his constipation episodes.
When he found out, he dragged the zoinkman in, and through the wall i could hear the most heinous begging and pleading from the Z-man, which did not stall the monstrous beating. I should really have called 911, but it was so hot!
Is the Z man still locked up for the nightclub incident?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 06:51:55 GMT
A-Rod is considered to being either very progressive or mentally deranged because he chooses to date Corky from Life Goes On instead of a beautiful woman. I just don't understand why he refuses to leave Corky when Corky is so abusive. Is the gay sex really that good? Does having your anus stretched by a lovable 'tard with a monster cock really worth tolerating daily beatings? A-Rod must spit blood when Corky whips him in the nuts with a belt of car antenna, yet he keeps coming back for more!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 02:32:07 GMT
It is interesting that they brought along the Zoink Man. But Corky and Alex like having a true bathroom attendant. Someone who sees to their many bathroom needs. They especially enjoy that they don't pay the Zoink Man and he eats left over room service and farts. If Corky washes his hands after taking a piss and the Zoink Man isn't there ready with a towel over his forearm Corky goes bonkers!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 19:00:25 GMT
Wow, Zoink man still works as a personal toilet attendant on the gay cruise?? that is wack dawg!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 18:59:07 GMT
Sshe Is a Lost girl! A Rod needs a StRoNg WOman to Keep him riGht iN between my aNaL gAmes wItH him. He needs an older woman. I go dookie n ow! To The pOsTer be be be below, I haVe MoRe class thAn to Bum You!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 06:25:34 GMT
I wish I was living with Alex and Corky. We would live together in a little camper that we would park at a highway rest stop. This would be amazing. We would have access to rest rooms and snacks as well as tons of random dudes! We would have constant sexcapades in our camper, which would be an erotic paradise. Corky would fill the camper with farts and Dookie giving it a musty, sexual, shit smell. If we got bored we would just move to a new rest stop. Really see the country while rubbing knobs and huffing each other's farts! Man I need to make this happen.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 05:07:51 GMT
Can anyone confirm that Grandma J Lo is knitting Corky a nice sweater with a picture of Corky viciously sodomizing A Rod? Sounds hot!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 05:06:30 GMT
I can confirm that since Alex put Corky in charge of his fortune he has lost 95 percent of it. Corky just sits at a computer smashing the keys and looking mostly at gay porn. When Alex asks how things are going or who Corky's strategy is Corky gets enraged and violates A Rod's brownpipe! At this rate Alex will be broke by June and Corky will move on to another sugar daddy!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 00:40:00 GMT
Corky is currently on a nude cruise with A Rod. Grandma J Lo is not with them and is probably back in Miami baking Corky treats and cleaning his many Dookies.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 23:19:27 GMT
Corky how are you today? I hope you are doing great. Did you read the news? A looked cute for Mother's Day but J did not look good. She decided to wear the curtains from her living room. And she made the dress herself. I can just tell she made it herself and that's a shame. J-Low is worth millions of dollars, yet she decided to wear her curtains for Mother's Day? What a lost girl:-(
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 08:39:55 GMT
I just found out that the Zoink Man is on the cruise with Alex and Corky. He is staying in their tiny bathroom as am unpaid attendant. They have dressed him in an uncomfortable leather outfit and he is not allowed to speak to them. His only job is to make sure the bathroom is clean and to hand Alex and Corky towels and make sure all toiletries are ready when needed. The Zoink Man has enraged Corky a few times by uttering "Zoinks" or by doing a terrible job at his very simple duties. Corky, as a good boss, teaches him lessons by beating the shit out of him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 07:25:01 GMT
A-Rod has been rubbing talcum powder on Corky's bottom every time he changed Corky's diaper. Corky typically farts in A-Rod's face during this, causing A-Rod to inhale the talcum powder. A-Rod asked Corky to stop doing this as the inhalation of talcum powder reportedly may cause cancer. Corky went ballistic and started slapping A-Rod in the face and told him to shut-up about cancer! Corky then kicked A-Rod up the ass and pulled out a Bowie knife and made A-Rod inhale an entire bottle of talcum powder! A-Rod learned not to question Corky that time!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 05:27:21 GMT
Corky is so hot. I want to give him a blumpkin!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 05:25:39 GMT
Today A Rod was sad because the Yankees were retiring Derek Jeter's number. A Rod was whining to Corky that no one will ever retire his number and the fans don't like him. Corky quickly grew tired of A Rod's whining as it was ruining his time on the Nude Gay Cruise. He told Alex to shut his yapper, then pissed on his head. Corky followed this up by pressing his bare ass to Alex's face and ripping an enormous shart. Alex thanked Corky for helping him then they had hot man action with Corky really giving it to A Rod's ass while Corky also gave Alex dozens of rabbit punches to A Rod's kidneys and ribs! After blowing his load Corky went out to find some dudes to tounge his anus! What a couple!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 04:05:24 GMT
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 01:27:19 GMT
I love that Corky posts on here. A Rod was always to special to take a minute to post to his fans! Corky I want to eat your ass and jerk your massive ding dong!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 18:21:20 GMT
I hEaR YoU sOPPHomOrre, I had the same Dream, buT it TurnEd iNto Reality!! M uh muh muh many people have these hOt dReAaMs, Aerre you sUre it WaSS a-Rod? Loook bacck in your dREAMM? iT MIGHT hAVE BEEN PiRINCIpAL bELDING OR sCRRECH YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT? i LIke you whats your name, wHats youR aFE aGRE? AGE? I'm CoRky, I am in My 40s
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 15:19:59 GMT
Corky how are you? I have to talk to you... I had a dream. It was more like a nightmare I must say because J-Low was marrying A. On the beach. It was a beautiful ceremony. I could even see their 4 precious kids. So that's it? What about me? I not longer believe in destiny. My destiny. The one that I have been told since I was very young. Nothing of that is true. A brown skin man with green eyes? How can I meet someone like that? But how come I was told so many years ago about that cat? How come? I was only 24 when I started to know about A-Rod. I knew about A way before I knew about him. Oh well, if that's the case another chocolate man might be on his way because I don't want to end up with a drunk with his body full of tattoos! I'm glad that part was not true:-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 09:28:31 GMT
I want to live in a cave with Corkie and Alex. Corky will fill the cave with his stink. We will all engage in anus tounging and will eat each other's farts.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 09:25:32 GMT
Damn Rookie that is one hot story! I have not yet caught that episode but your recap gave me a serious boner! Corky is a national treasure! He absolutely taught Steve Harvey and A Rod a well deserved lesson!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 05:07:45 GMT
I just saw an episode of "Family Feud" where Corky's team won the game. His team consisted of his mom, dad, and sister from Life Goes On and the fifth player was Alex Rodriguez! The episode was filmed in 2016 where Steve Harvey was the host. Corky went first in the final round and only scored five points because he couldn't name a US president, didn't know the names of any fruits, forgot the name of a professional sports team in New York, etc. When A-Rod walked out to go second during the final round and saw that Corky only scored 5 points and that he needed to score 195 points by himself to win, A-Rod rolled his eyes and said, "man, I have my work cut out for me." Corky took offense when he heard A-Rod and went into a 'tard rage. He started slapping A-Rod around while Steve Harvey cracked jokes. Corky then knocked Steve Harvey over with a karate kick! Corky then started stomping on Steve Harvey's head and then yanked off his overflowing diaper and threw it at A-Rod. Corky then jumped off Steve Harvey's head and picked up A-Rod and bodyslammed him to the ground! Corky then jumped up in the air and landed on A-Rod's throat with a leg drop ala Hulk Hogan! Corky then had anal sex with A-Rod for several minutes before pulling out and blowing a huge load into Steve Harvey's mouth! It was a great episode and was replayed on the Game Show Network last week!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 13 May 2017 20:53:26 GMT
I want to snuggle with Alex and Corky under an electric blanket. We would turn the blanket onto high and then tighten it around our bodies. We would then rip enormous farts, and bake in our hot stink! Oh man it would be so erotic!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 13 May 2017 20:50:47 GMT
A Rod should take care of his anus. Corky had every right to go into an adorable 'tard rage! Have good information that Corky is the hit of the nude cruise he and A Rod are on. He walks around the ship showing off his massive cock, bubble butt, and huge gut. He struts like a peacock and all the other guests cheer and wave to him. One time someone recognized A Rod and waived to him. When A Rod waived back Corky saw it and I felt that was enough to claim A Rod had cheated on him. He went into a mega 'tard rage and viciously attacked A Rod. He almost threw him overboard! He bashed A Rod's head against the deck of the ship, then butt slammed him violently as the other guests cheered and jerked off. By the end of the attack the deck was slippery and covered in jizz, shit, piss and blood!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 13 May 2017 08:22:36 GMT
Corky was really giving it hard to A-Rod in the ass the other day when he realized that A-Rod's torn anus was leaking all over the bedsheets. Even though they were in A-Rod's bed, Corky flew into a 'tard rage at A-Rod for getting blood stains on the sheets! Corky viciously slapped A-Rod around as he continued to ass-slam A-Rod!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 13 May 2017 04:08:50 GMT
A-Rod seems like a dog who's been beaten far too often. I think Corky needs to take some anger management classes! I know A-Rod enjoys the rough stuff when they're having sex, but does Corky really need to slap A-Rod around in public? Or does A-Rod actually enjoy the humiliation of being publicly beaten by a lovable 'tard?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 May 2017 18:37:47 GMT
Admittedly, he was moaning in pleasure as Corky serviced his penis and ass needs just after
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 May 2017 18:37:24 GMT
Not so sure, I was in line at an Arby's when Corky went off at A-Rod. A Rod was pleading for corky to stop, and key crying 'not in front of the customers' then 'help me!' as he was crying his eyes out...Does A rOD ENJOY THE PHYSICAL ASSAULTS?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 12 May 2017 17:02:16 GMT
Why do these comments bother you?? They are directed at Alex Rodriguez not you.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 12 May 2017 15:57:50 GMT
LISTEN AZZWHITE GOFUK YOURSELF AZZHOLE, YOU AINT GOT NOTHING BETTER 2DO. GOFUK YOURSELF B!TCH AZZPIG. LEAVE ME THE HELLALONE.YOU MODER FUKER SVCK MYBIG CHORIZO.STOPIT B!TCHAZZNIKEL.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 12 May 2017 07:08:23 GMT
A-Rod is really jealous of Corky because Corky can do whatever he wants and people will still think he's so darn lovable! Steroid abuse also shrunk A-Rod's cock and he's jealous that Corky sports a 12-inch cock as think as a can of Pepsi!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 12 May 2017 05:27:29 GMT
Rookie, that is a fantastic story! A-rod is one lucky man, although I bet his anus is a bit sore today after 30 minutes of taking Corky's massive schlong in his butthole!!! A hazmat team must have had to clean the bathroom after Corky was done with it!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 May 2017 03:48:20 GMT
A Rod and Corky were on a plane today traveling to a nude gay cruise. Corky decided he wanted to join the "Mile High" club and demanded Alex meet him in the little airplane bathroom. Upon entering the door closed and the passengers could hear Corky slapping A Rod around, then heard A Rod's head bashing into the bathroom door as Corky really gave it to him in the ass! A flight attendant knocked and asked if everything was ok and the only response she got was a ridiculously loud fart. The other passengers had to listen for 30 minutes of grunting, farts, and Corky plowing A Rod's ass! When the bathroom door finally opened A Rod was very dishelved and his shirt was torn apart. The male passengers began to cheer Corky who raised his hands over his head like a winning prizefighter! Those lucky passengers were treated some amazing in flight entertainment!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 20:24:55 GMT
Wow!!! Are you Alex Rodriguez? The way your responding you might think so. I will kill him myself!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 19:17:39 GMT
Reply-to:I hate Alex Rodriguez so much!!!! I wish he were dead!!!!
LISTEN AZZWHITE GOFUK YOURSELF AZZHOLE, YOU AINT GOT NOTHING BETTER 2DO. GOFUK YOURSELF B!TCH AZZPIG. LEAVE ME THE HELLALONE.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 16:28:18 GMT
I hate Alex Rodriguez so much!!!! I wish he were dead!!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 14:39:32 GMT
Somebody should kill Alex Rodriguez and his daughters!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 07:03:13 GMT
Corky is a gay man's man! I love how he handles A-Rod and makes A-Rod service all of his penis and ass needs even though he has an IQ of just 60!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 05:57:09 GMT
Corky you are a god! Why do you think you've been passed over for so many roles since "Life Goes On" ended? Have you ever considered a career in porn? You and A Rod could release a blockbuster! Especially if you were choking him while really pounding his ass!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 05:55:47 GMT
cOrky make dookies in dieper and make aRod clean up!!!!1 aRod is faget!!!1 aRod suck cRoky's cokc!!! coryk made dookie in arods laundry bag lasst nite. when arod find out, hel'l be mad. haha!!! cOrky fuk arod in ass tonite!!1
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 05:55:26 GMT
Holy shit! I cannot wait to see that remake of Zookeeper!! I hope they add in the after filming shart sex as a bonus for the DVD release!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 May 2017 20:35:32 GMT
One of the creepy twins in Corky's rock band is named Joe Demasi. Accordingly to this article from the New York Times, Joe Demasi is a pedophile! http://www.nytimes.com/1998/04/19/nyregion/child-psychiatrist-pedophile-his-therapist-knew-but-didn-t-tell-victim-suing.html
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 May 2017 19:29:23 GMT
Hi sophomore, 17:33, asking about Corky, you seem a nice person : ) Have ou been on this site long? sa x
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 May 2017 18:33:44 GMT
Corky and A Rod are filming a remake of Zookeeper. They have hired David Ortiz to play the part of Bernie the Gorilla as well as being an on set fluffer. After filming ends every night, the three of them fill up on grape soda and fried chicken then proceed to have shart sex with each other.
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