Alex Rodriguez

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:21:22 GMT
Corky and A-Rod were watching "Jurassic Park" yesterday and Corky absolutely loved the movie. Corky went dookie twice during the movie and peed 3 times but refused to let A-Rod change his diaper until after the movie as he didn't want to pause the movie. After the movie ended, Corky gave A-Rod a tender hug and asked A-Rod to take him to Jurassic Park to see the dinosaurs. A-Rod replied that the movie wasn't real and that dinosaurs went extinct 60 million years ago. When Corky heard this, he got angry and accused A-Rod of lying to him. A-Rod replied that Corky was living in a world of make-believe and could read any book on dinosaurs to discover that they were extinct. Corky then got very red in his face and flew into a trademark 'tard rage! Corky started slapping A-Rod in the face and then removed his overflowing diaper and shoved it into A-Rod's mouth! Corky kept slapping A-Rod and kicked him in the junk! Corky then pulled down A-Rod's uniform pants and started giving A-Rod rough anal sex! A-Rod moaned in pleasure despite the pain of Corky shoving his monster schlong into his ass! After several minutes of anal thrusts, Corky raised his head and then let out a yell as if he were a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he jizzed into A-Rod's colon! Corky then pulled out and took a dump on A-Rod's head, which was impressive as it was his 3rd dookie within a span of two hours! Corky then sat naked on A-Rod's white leather couch and ripped a wet fart as he turned on an episode of Barney the Dinosuar. When the episode started, Corky pointed at the screen and called A-Rod an idiot as there was a real dinosaur on the show!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:06:06 GMT
This IS the customer service department. Messrs Corky and Rodriguez have patented a brown diaper with flap duch around the undercarriage area. There are also 'sensitize zones' around the peni and anal areas to act as a breaout mechanism. Coky's diapers - 'they are good to go!'
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:28:15 GMT
They are white num nuts. Are you the customer service rep for Corky’s brand diapers? Why would there be exit holes in a diaper? I love my Corky brand diapers. I just need to know if Taco Bell farts are supposed to be able to give the diapers a blowout?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:53:24 GMT
Okay everyone, listen up! Jenny from the block is trying to prove to us that she can write a thing or two because her team has a dumb plan... Since Jennifer is an overrated dying star, who has nothing left to do with her life other than being a mom full time (yeah right she is going to do that) has hired a ghost writer to write for her. Yep, Jennifer is set. She is going to be the author of something written by someone else. You know, like she did with her first book that nobody bought. I can't wait to read what the experts have to say, Jennifer.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:39:29 GMT
Hey Jennifer, do you really think I believe that you wrote that long, tedious Twitter speech? Jennifer, please. You are a clueless human being who rarely read. I want to lock you inside a room by yourself with a piece of paper and a pen to see what you have to say, Jennifer. You are not such a great mother, either. You are pretending like you are a good mom now because I opened my big mouth, but we'll see how long that's going to last, yellow sweet pea. Let me think... As soon as your current stupid man finds another famous dumb girl to date, he will dump you like a piece of broken underwear, and then, don't worry Jennifer because you will hook up right away with another bimbo man almost half your age. What can I say? It is Jennifer:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:37:45 GMT
Excuse me, stupid man. Are you making a fun of myself? I think I'm upset. The day I see your dumb face again, I'm going to put my foot inside your mouth and bounce you up and down. And then, I'm going to treat you like an evil man every single day until the end because you deserve it.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 23 Jun 2018 07:43:21 GMT
Out of curiosity, what colour are the diapers, and are there any ‘exit’ holes? A lot of vanilla like reviews on Amazon have complained that the dumps just fall out of the vent
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:46:05 GMT
Hello. I am a little confused as I was directed hear from a package of “Corky Brand” diapers. Is this customer service? My gay lover and I were wearing these diapers and ate a large meal of Tack Bell. Soon after we filled our diapers with diarrhea. I must say the diapers held up quite well. But when I bent over to leave a massive fart in my lovers face the back of the diaper exploded, leaving my lover highly aroused, but covered in shit. Unfortunately a sharp piece of a taco shell damaged his eye. I need to know if this is normal behavior for a Corky diaper? If so I’m going to order a dozen cases so my lover and I can spray shit on each other.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:33:07 GMT
Hi this is David Hogg, I am Corkys half brother and for his birthday, I want Rocco to do a 'remember when' story about hound dog, hitoshi and Jason Heyward....can you fix this up for me kurt buddy?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:48:18 GMT
THis is corkYE. arOd is my seex slavE!!!! he a faget!!!!1 HE suk my cok!!1! wehave buttsecks and he eat my dooodoo!!!!!!!!!1
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:40:08 GMT
Kurt, remember that time in 2002 when you set up that fake dustin D site and you got national exposure? boy! if i had that level of infamy, i sure would dine out on it every night.Did Dner advise you? Hit me up soon buddy, as I need it for the autobiography of you I am writing!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:54:30 GMT
Hey, Jennifer, how are you today? Are you having a beautiful day with the man you retain with your fame? I understand. And where are your bad looking kids? With nannies and relatives even on a trip? I see. Honey, don't be so sensitive. Be realistic, please. Nobody asked you to have kids with ugly Marc Anthony. Hey, my dad was ugly and I adore him. Listen, my dad was so ugly that if someone said I looked him, he would take his gun and tell that person "You say that again and I will shoot you in the head" He married my gorgeous mom because he wanted to have beautiful kids. You should have done the same thing. Anyways, yellow sweet pea, instead of doing so much stupidity that makes no sense why don't you help Puerto Rico again. You should send them foods and medicines and other things they might need, don't you think? How come you don't think about this? Aren't you worth 400 million bucks? You could get a lot of fame by doing such a beautiful thing. See, that's my dream. To become very rich, so I can help my country of birth. I want to give all of my money to them. I know, Jennifer and that's okay. That's something you will never be able to understand.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:08:12 GMT
Hello everyone! I have an announcement to make while I make my delicious pancakes. I have found a safe place where I can hide if immigration looks for my little self. Behind Yellow sweet pea. Yes, her ass is so big that I can hide behind it comfortably. Not even the police will see me.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:53:31 GMT
Excuse me, stupid man. What are you doing today? Wait, let me think... Having a noisy time with noisy Jennifer and a bunch of nannies and noisy kids? I see. Poor nannies. I hope they can sleep. I can't be with you anyways because I have to save another man as you may suspect. Tell Jennifer I say hey. I will come back to talk to her later today, okay? Okay, stupid man. I have to go make some out this earth vegan pancakes. I hope you have a good day for a change.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 08:14:21 GMT
Is there any truth to the rumor that A-Rod has been cheating on Corky with Steve Bartman?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Jun 2018 04:16:42 GMT
A-Rod is concerned that Corky now weighs in excess of 200 lbs even though he is only 5’4” tall. Worried that Corky might have a heart attack since he is currently obese, A-Rod has been trying to feed Corky healthier food. The other day, A-Rod cooked a delicious meal of hot dogs and corn. Corky hates corn and had a tantrum during dinner, threatening to withhold hot dogs until Corky had a bowl of corn. Corky had a bit of a tantrum, although he was so hungry for hot dogs that he did managed to eat several large spoonfuls of corn which he swallowed down with large gulps of chocolate milk without actually chewing the corn. After ingesting the bowl of corn, Corky followed by eating five hot dogs. Not surprisingly, Corky ended up going diarrhea, overflowing his diaper on the process later that evening. As A-Rod was changing Corky’s diaper and putting talcum powder of A-Rod’s bottom, Corky looked over and saw gobs of undigested corn in the mound of watery dookie 💩 in his dirty diaper. Corky then remembered how A-Rod made him eat that gross corn and decided to get even. Corky grabbed A-Rod by the neck and then shoved his face into the diaper, telling A-Rod it was time that HE ate some corn! A-Rod said he already ate corn with dinner and then Corky got really mad at A-Rod for talking back! He yelled at A-Rod to eat it as he shoved A-Rod’s face into the diaper! Then Corky started punching and slapping A-Rod until A-Arod started eating the dookie while Corky acted out during his ‘tard rage! A-Rod started crying like a little girl until Corky pulled off A-Rod’s trousers and started really pounding away on A-Rod’s anus before unloading a gallon of semen into A-Rod ! Corky then went downstairs and ate animal crackers while watching Finding Nemo with J-Lo!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Jun 2018 16:17:35 GMT
I recently bought some Corky brand diapers and was steered here as this site is listed as customer service? I am really enjoying the diapers and cannot believe how much shit they are able to hold. My question is on the side of the package it says “they are great for strangling your lover”. Yet no diagrams are provided as to how one can best use the diaper to strangle someone. I am a raging queer and one of Corkty’s biggest fans. Are their videos of him strangling men with his diapers or possibly a diagram so I may strangle my current lover Pepe? I hope this truly is the Corky diaper companies customer service website?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 21 Jun 2018 13:03:38 GMT
Hey Alex, can you do me a favor, please? I got pregnant with your kid, you know, from the night before? Oh yeah, we are having a son, and the baby has gotten so strong that my uterus suddenly dropped to the point that I can feel it with my thumb, so can you please put something in it and push it in until you put it back in place? Move it around a little bit, that's okay. You can be rough, but not too much. Sometimes, you have to be soft. Okay? Yes? Great. See you at 8:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:58:25 GMT
Excuse me, everyone. Jennifer Lopez, the overrated dying star is going to try to play baseball from now on because she sucks, so no one wants to give her a job anymore. And because Alex doesn't want to tie the knot, she will give him a son, so she will end up looking older than the pope. Sad enough, Alex is going to dump her like an old shoe when he finds another dumb blonde like he usually does. But what Jennifer doesn't know is that I also want to play baseball. I'm only interested in hitting A-Rod's balls. I also want to have sex with him a lot, so I can get pregnant with his son even though I don't have a damn uterus. I just want to know if I can play baseball with A-Rod's balls until I hit a home run. Thank you very much for your kind support.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:55:39 GMT
Good morning, A. How are you today? Did you die last night by any chance? Not yet? Oh, damn. Let me know when. I'm still waiting for you to say "I'm in love with Jennifer. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her" Because that's what a real man would say when he is in love with someone. Right? Right. Now, the day you say that, I'm going to burry you alive. Good bye:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 20 Jun 2018 20:42:15 GMT
Kurt baby, you used the word 'taint'!!! omg, i havent heard you use that term since 2011! me and Ric Bawls have decided to celbrate this date as 'taint' day in honour of your word use!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 20 Jun 2018 13:59:00 GMT
Excuse me A but what the heck? Can a lady go away for a few days without you going insane? You act like you are the proud owner of this mess. I'm very insulted by the way you behave. Anyways, did you see the picture of the day? I can't believe this man was only 13 years older than me. I'm going to tell you something you probably don't know, A-Rod love. Alcohol and drugs can kill a man's testosterone even when he is still young. Can you imagine? Now, that's tragedy. Not being able to have sex can make a man become extremely depressed to the point that he will hate who he becomes. In other words, not being able to have sex can kill a man before he is dead. Do you think Anthony Bourdain was able to have sex like a healthy man? I don't know, but I don't think so. He looks 90 to me in that pic. So it is time for you to stop being dumb if you are of course into that kind of stuff. Okay? Okay, have a beautiful summer day:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 20 Jun 2018 13:53:55 GMT
https://www.google.com/amp/www.grubstreet.com/amp/2018/06/anthony-bourdain-and-the-silent-epidemic-of-male-suicide.html
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 20 Jun 2018 13:49:44 GMT
Happy summer, Corky's fans, one day in advance. I hope you enjoy this summer more than you enjoyed the others. I hope you get to take the time off to put your life in order. And if you have a kid, then sweet, summer is the best time to spend it with a child. Please don't forget not to get too close to the flame. You are not a burger, Corky's fans. You are more like tender bread, so if you toast yourself too much under the criminal sun, your skin will eventually fall off:-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Jun 2018 12:16:31 GMT
Kurt buddy? Why the awkward silence?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 20 Jun 2018 06:26:41 GMT
thanks Dustin - did u enjoy the bit where i stuffed your cavity with plaster of paris then removed it - to you extreme pain - then bashed you around the head with it?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Jun 2018 01:07:08 GMT
this is Dustin d. sophomore, thank you for the buttsex last night. u were great and licked my taint like an expert. i think i luv u
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Jun 2018 00:15:29 GMT
Dis is corkY. Dis now my diaper site for Customners onl1! Dat dookie was gift to customew fo byeeng diaper. Soph yOu ar faggit
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:43:36 GMT
Rook buddy, the whole plan is to make you uneasy after what you did to Dustin d
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Jun 2018 19:48:33 GMT
Sophomore, you need to stop being such a weirdo. This is an open forum for fans of A-Rod and Corky
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 19 Jun 2018 16:20:03 GMT
Rook, a dozen fo the regular posters on this board are fed up with your lack of transparency about your relationship with Kurt, Dner, Fagbusters, the Ox and Rocco. there has therefore been a self imposed ban on writing comments until this mystery is solved!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 19 Jun 2018 14:32:43 GMT
Hello A, how are you today? I hope your friend the headache is giving you a good break. I didn't want to come back here again, but then I thought to myself "What the heck? I'm still his fan" Besides, I had a dream last night that I wanted to tell you about. I dreamt that you had met a beautiful, blonde girl on the Internet. She was young, about 28. She looked much younger than Jennifer. You said to me in my dream that you wanted to have a son with that beautiful blond girl you had just met, so I said to yourself "Hey, that's great. Just make sure you two have sex the day she ovulates"
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Jun 2018 05:36:11 GMT
Rook, you are so lucky! The mere thought of wearing a diaper into which the legendary already left a dookie is spank-tastic! But you probably shouldn’t wear it, as it is incredibly valuable. Instead, you need to purchase a glass display case to show off this masterpiece. Remember to get a glass case which has UV protection so that neither the diaper nor the dookie is damaged by the sun’s rays!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Jun 2018 01:17:16 GMT
Hello all. I recently purchased some Corky brand diapers and on the package this site is listed as the “customer service website”. I have to say I’m mostly pleased with the diapers. They are comfortable and hold quite a bit of piss and dookie. But I did notice a few were already used? One had a massive shit log in it. Another had piss and dookie juice in it. Are these autographs from Corky himself? Or something else. I need to know. Hopefully Corky will promptly respond as I’m a big fan and a raging queer who would love to tag team A Rod with him.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 18 Jun 2018 13:26:27 GMT
Dear Alex, you are a pathetic lier. Your life is based on lies. You got paid to stay with Jennifer big time because you have to save a dying star. You also have to support the Yankees one more time. There you have it. I'm so tired. You are in love with me, of course. It is impossible to believe that you prefer Jennifer over me. I also love you too. Our love is like glue, but I'm done. I can not take it anymore. You were never into Torrie Wilson. You didn't care about the billionaire. You didn't like Cameron at all, and now you can't fall in love with Yellow sweet pea because you can't forget about me. But you must forget, honey please, so you can finally sleep in peace. You will dump Jennifer as soon as you meet a better girl the same way Ben got rid of her to marry a better Jennifer, who is by the way an excellent mother, so Ben is a smart man. Okay, I said what I had to say. Have a nice day, everyday. The End
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 Jun 2018 10:27:05 GMT
Quick! It’s all going crazy with a rod on the ‘sucks’ forum!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Jun 2018 20:04:11 GMT
Rookie, below. The first draft of hogg-tied has been written and is getting bound as we speak. Apparently it has to be put together by a team of rotating staff to prevent any of them blowing their wad by being alone with it for more than 5 minutes at a time.
A-Rod is naturally ravenous for peni and ass action from corky after hearing this. For xmas, A-Rod really needs to know your name and/or handle, and also if you know ox, dner, rocco, fagbuster or gay zack? This is time critical and as a big A-Rod fan i am sure you will comply buddy!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 17 Jun 2018 19:22:15 GMT
does David Hogg wear Corky brand diapers? Has anyone measured the diameter of his anus? Arod’s anus is getting all stretched out from Corky’s big juicy cuck. Could David Hogg’s anus provide more anal pleasure to Corky?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Jun 2018 17:20:43 GMT
Excuse me stupid Alex team. I only come here to help Jennifer because she is a mess. Clueless Jennifer can keep her man until the end because I could give a dumb about him. He is to me a very stupid human being. Sorry
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Jun 2018 16:24:03 GMT
Excuse me, Jennifer. I just saw you in your trashy black dress trying your best to show bigger breasts. I also couldn't stop noticing, Jennifer that you need a neck lift, sorry. You should have your face fixed as well, Jennifer. Too much fitness and too much bs including wearing fake hair plus the usual sucking dick expression on your face are starting to make you look like you are a girl who used to be a man. I'm serious to death, Jennifer. You look like a man wearing a trashy black dress and a yellow wig in the above pic.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Jun 2018 15:44:57 GMT
David, do you know the ox, Kurt, Rocco, Dner, Fagbusters or gay zack?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:45:23 GMT
Hey A, Happy Father's Day. Happy Father's Day to all the men who try their best to raise their children with respect and lots of consciousness. Happy Father's Day to the men who never think less when it comes to their precious DNA. A special Father's Day to the dads who love to be dads. To the ones who can't wait to see their kids everyday. Those dads who spend enough time with their kids, and read to them before they go to bed deserve to have a Happy Father's Day. I also hope today will be a great day to all those men who are able to understand that a university degree is the best thing that they can give to their kids.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 17 Jun 2018 07:14:50 GMT
I want to meet up with Corky and A Rod. Corky and I will get buck naked, and press our backs up against each other while squatting over A Rod’s mouth. We will then let loose lovely, mammoth, shits into A Rod’s ready mouth. After feeding A Rod some nice soft serve from our assholes we will let A Rod tongue our Anus’s while repeatedly farting in his mouth. I bet A Rod will orgasm mutiple times!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Jun 2018 23:56:19 GMT
David Hogg sees more anuses than a toilet seat. I think it would be really hot for Corky to hog tie him with dirty diapers and then have some anal sex while Arod cheers him on. Afterward, Corky would turn to Arod and really pound his anus until Arod needs a colostomy bag.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Jun 2018 23:48:55 GMT
Hey Alex, I read your article about your father. Well, I'm only hoping you are a great man. Please don't abandon your little girls. Please always be there for them even when you are not present. You have to become the most important person in their growing up world. You need to make sure your daughters love you more than you thought. I also hope your current love Jenny from the Bronx has also changed because she used to be a horrible mother to her twins. Yes, she was very bad because she was rarely there for them. When Jennifer felt in love with that dumb boy young enough to be her son, she was rarely seen with her kids, seriously. She is NOT going to lie to me. I actually used to think that Jenny from the block was the worst mother of all because she can't live without a dick. She is famous for that. She says it all the time. She can not live without a man sharing her bed. Disgusting Jennifer. Then again, I hope she has changed thanks to what I say on this page. Listen to me when I say this, if I had a kid, I would be completely devoted to him. I would need no nannies and no relatives to help me raise him because I would take care of him personally. Anyways, have a nice day next to the clueless girl that gives sex these days.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Jun 2018 20:16:37 GMT
Eberyone, news just in! Corky is dumping A-Rod *breaking news* does he have another squeeze? *breaking news"
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:53:49 GMT
wow another poster. Rook below, give me your namr or handle. A-Rod is adamant he wants you in the next book for corky's birthday
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:23:21 GMT
I knew David Hogg was a demented feces eating freak. He doesn’t deserve Corky.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:29:55 GMT
So, what's the most made up pair doing for Father's Day? Wait, let me think for a sec... I see Yellow sweet pea with her bad looking kids. I also see Marc Anthony. And hey, A is also going to be there with his tall girls getting prepared to celebrate the most fake Father's Day displayed on the Internet. All to promote baseball of course as well as Jenny from the block crappy work. Lol
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:28:27 GMT
Excuse me, this message is for the queen of low class... Hey Jennifer, when you married your ex Marc and were trying to have kids for the heck for it, I was also trying to conceive desperately. You had your twins, how lucky can someone be, while I had to have a complete hysterectomy because I was extremely sick, so no kids for me. Then, you got divorced because you felt in love with a dumb boy old enough to be your son. A man who only cared about your undeserved wealth and ridiculous fame. Since then, you abandon your precious kids constantly because you can't live without a dick. No wonder your daughter is always holding up to you like a monkey because she doesn't know when she will see her mom again. So, I have never being your fan, Jennifer. I have never had respect for your low class self, Yellow sweet pea. There you have it. Sorry for being so sincere. Sorry because I had to spill the beans, clueless human being.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 20:00:12 GMT
Thanks, Dave and that is a hot second name. A Rod has just emailed me to say he wants to run with a script called 'Hogg-tied' where he captures you in a bear trap then slowly suspends you by a rope into a vat of bacteria rich dookie. It will be like the terminator and all the while he will be dropping deuce after deuce on you as you beg him for clemency! Hit me back up if you are down for this idea Dave!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 14:34:35 GMT
Here you go. Enjoy the made up news with Yellow from the block using Marc Anthony and A-Rod to promote her crappy dancers show. Because that's what Jennifer does. She didn't do this stupidity for the kids, no. She could care less about those four. She did this to promote her crappy dancing show on television....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l-wa9l733rw#fauxfullscreen
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 14:17:00 GMT
Excuse me, Mrs. Dinero and El Anillo songs, and what else do you have going on? Oh yeah, that's right, a low class copycat, drama show that belongs to Dancer's World. I have a question for you, Jenny from the Bronx... Why did you have to PAINT those little girls' faces so much? Seriously, what the fock? They look like prostitutes, my lord, yellow!!! A little bit of makeup was enough. You didn't have to make those little girls look like hookers who have to work because they happen to be broke. They look like three clowns too!!! But what can we expect from yourself, Jennifer? Look at your bleached hair. It is yellow!!! Yep, you have yellow hair!!! Like a baby bird on a fire flame. You have yellow hair, okay Jennifer? Poor girl. Holding a man with her crappy fame. I have yet to hear Alex Rodriguez say "I'm in love with Jennifer. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her" Clueless Girl. Next time you get to live, you should definitely get a degree, so you don't grow up to be a stupid human being. That's what my father used to believe. This is what he used to say... "Girls have complicated brains, so if they don't get a degree they someday will live to be stupid human beings. Sweet. Sweet because I had a super great dad:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:48:01 GMT
Hello A, how are you today? I hope you can't get out of bed thanks to a horrible headache. Oh, I can't wait to see you again and start my life with you my stupid A. I'm so anxious to share with you my towel that I decided to write my vows, you know? For when we tie the knot at a shameless Catholic church in two thousand and forty four. Here you go... Dear A, I promise to love you like a real man until one day I get too upset to the point that I will cut your dick off from the bone because you will cheat on me so much that I won't be able to take it anymore. I also promise to cherish you, and poison your food if you don't think it is good. I commit to pee on your bed every now and then until one day you are thankfully dead. At any rate, I will support you on a 10th floor, and suddenly let you fall, so you can really feel what hurts. Oh, no. It is impossible to love you more.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 09:50:45 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 09:49:35 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 07:20:06 GMT
Rook, that diaper idea sounds spectacular! Corky has been using diapers for so long he could design the best diaper for both infants and adults! I bet his diaper would easily surpass huggies and depends diapers to be the world best seller! I wonder if that cash would cause Corky to trade in A Rod for younger beefcake? Corky is such a catch!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Jun 2018 21:13:35 GMT
my name is David Hogg. i am gay tor Alex Rodriguez. i don’t understand why he’s with a retard like Corky. i have so much more to offer him. I have some gerbils that I can use with alex for anal pleasures
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:50:45 GMT
Hey, who's that girl sitting on Alex leg? Is she having sex with him? She is pretty much sitting on his dick, that's why I'm asking.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:47:02 GMT
Oh, how sweet. What a beautiful family of 6. A family made by Yellow sweet pea to sell magazines. Hey Jennifer, can I babysit, please? I can babysit successfully, keep your house in Beverly Hills impeccably clean since I tend to be OCD, cook delicious international cuisine for the whole family, and then because I'm going to look pretty every day, there will be a sexy accident. I'm going to suck your man's dick deliciously and make love to him like he is a king, and because he's in love with me naturally he will ask me to marry him immediately. I will say no, but he will yes until I say yes as well. Okay, Jennifer? Okay, have a nice day, everyday, until that happens, and hey, I'm not laughing.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:46:28 GMT
I sure see your love for corky and imagine your I would be happy to help in any way you can!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:41:39 GMT
https://www.accessonline.com/videos/jennifer-lopez-alex-rodriguez-spend-a-cozy-evening-in-with-their-kids/
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:40:55 GMT
Rookie below, please give me your name or handle. A rod has specifically employed me to write erotic fan fiction about the many deranged dudes on here as he plans to give this as a birthday gift to corky
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:09:00 GMT
Why doesn't Corky start his own diaper company? He's notorious for overflowing his diapers and for using them to strangle A-Rod during rough sex. He could make tens of millions by selling his own "Corky" brand diapers! Obviously they would be a big hit among Downers, but the gay community would also buy them like hotcakes. It is common knowledge that a large portion of gay men enjoy going to the bathroom in diapers and then wearing those diapers all day until they take them off to copulate with their lovers. Corky is sitting on a gold mine and doesn't even realize it! Obviously Corky's mental deficiencies prevent him from realizing what he's missing out on, so I blame A-Rod for this oversight!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 23:43:15 GMT
Where was A-Rod during that incident? Was he hiding in the linen closet listening while rubbing one out?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 23:08:15 GMT
Rook that story is so hot! I love when Corky gives it to J Lo making A Rod insanely jealous. I bet J Lo’s farts and queens are nasty!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 23:06:40 GMT
Today Corky was taking a shower when the Zoink Man started pestering him. The Zoink Man asked Corky if he needed help washing his back to which Corky hung his ass out of the shower and ripped a rank fart. Then the Zoink Man offrered to was Corky’s balls for him. This angered Corky who opened the shower door, bent over, and fire a massive shit torpedo at the Zoink Man. The Zoink Man got out a scream before the torpedo hit him knocking him backwards into the sink and mirror which caused the mirror to fall over into his head giving him many cuts. Corky watched this and laughed hysterically before finishing his shower and heading downstairs to watch Mr. Rogers and eat Cocoa Puffs. He left the Zoink Man laying on the floor covered in shit and blood.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 16:03:11 GMT
Two more things I need to say before I leave to write a book or three... First, education is the key to really succeed. Please encourage your kids to get a university degree, please. Unless of course you want them to end up like Jenny the yellow pea selling creams on TV because that's her destiny. Jennifer will sell creams on TV like Cindy Crawford and many other celebrities. Companies in the United States will use her big, cheesy name to sell shit over the Internet. So to me, education is the key to really succeed. Secondly, please stop smoking, using drugs, drinking alcohol, and exposing yourself into the open sun because you are looking much older than you actually thought. No wonder I look so young. See, human beings are like cars. We go by our miles, and I have low mileage on me. Age is not a number, Jennifer. Age is a process related to lifestyle, and mine is perfectly intact. I couldn't have a more healthy lifestyle. That's what you should say when people ask you why you still look young, Yellow sweet pea. Oh, I see. You probably know that you will end up selling creams on TV.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 15:57:04 GMT
To the people who don't understand the whole Anthony Bourdain's death, this is what I have to say... Anthony hanged himself because Anthony hated who he became. Maybe his girlfriend broke up with him that day? Then again, Anthony hanged himself because he didn't love himself, the end. C'mon people, please. Think about this... Human beings don't hang themselves for the heck of it. When people are depressed and don't want to live, they usually take sleeping pills. Tony didn't love himself. He felt fortunate because he found someone else to love, but because she didn't want to be with him anymore, Anthony thought "Oh, well" Then he went into his French hotel and hanged himself like a stupid man with a damn belt. I would never do that to myself, by the way because I love me more than I love anyone else living in this horrible planet. I love my mom, yes, my sisters, my nephews and nieces, and a couple of friends including A and the pirate man, but I love myself first, thanks.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 15:53:34 GMT
Excuse me, Corky man, you want to have an affair because you are sick of A, the stupid man? Well, I'm also sick of you. Maybe Alex is sick of you too. Hm.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 13:44:27 GMT
He won’t reply, he is too scared about his old emotions coming back - him and Rocco are a long standing couple now, and any mentions of toilet based eroticism will put him back in his old kinky ways
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:32:33 GMT
Ttt Hi S iS CoRkY...i Am WanT To hAvE A AN affir i aM siCk oF A-RoD!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 12 Jun 2018 14:15:57 GMT
Dear Jennifer, you must understand that men usually tell you what you want to hear, so you don't bitch at them, okay stupid girl? I hope you get a stomachache that lasts 13 days.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 12 Jun 2018 14:06:57 GMT
Hey,Yellow, hello. There is something you don't know. I'm not only a fantastic cook, no. I can also dance better than you. I know how to dance and sing beautifully. I just wanted you to know, so you don't get surprised the day you see me dance.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 12 Jun 2018 14:03:00 GMT
Shut up, dude! Or I'm going to torture you until you mute! Your execution is passed due. Besides, I'm not here to talk to you. I'm here to talk to Winnie de Pooh. Hello, this question is for the legend of shaking butt... Alex doesn't want to marry you because he is mature? Jajajajajaja... Lot of laugh!!! Let me tell you a true story, Yellow sweet pea. Are you ready for this? You better be, Jennifer because I'm going to say it anyways. A good friend of mine, who is 75 asked me to marry him the same day we met. Just like that, he gave me a big smile and asked "Would you marry me?" I said "No, but I can cook for you" And up until today this very mature friend, who is only my friend, we don't have sex, asks me to marry him every now and then, I swear. He dreams of me being married to him, that's what he says. So if my friend, who was 73 when we met, asked me to marry him right away, then that says men can't wait to marry the woman they truly love. When men really love men propose, that's the truth. Two of my husbands proposed to me on the first day we had sex. The first one also proposed, but he didn't want to make love. I was a virgin when we tied the knot.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Jun 2018 14:02:40 GMT
Kurt buddy, why are you ignoring me?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Jun 2018 09:50:52 GMT
last night, corky and J-Lo were 69'ing each other when arod walked in on them and was so upset that he started crying like a huge faggot. Corky and J-Lo each got really mad that arod interrupted their sex session. J-Lo when broke a glass plate over A-Rod's head, much to Corky's delight. J-Lo then sat on A-Rod's face, which A-Rod initially enjoyed, until J-Lo ripped a nasty rank fart in his face which reeked of the smell of rotting eggs! Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls before he fell over laughing at A-Rod's pain! J-Lo and Corky then 69'ed each other right in front of A-Rod until the each came! Corky and J-Lo then each pressed their bare asses against A-Rod's face as he wept uncontrollably and then each ripped a wet fart in his face! Then Corky went downstairs to watch the Carebears movie!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Jun 2018 21:06:45 GMT
Reply. Back to me ASAP buddy!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Jun 2018 21:06:21 GMT
Hey Kurt, this is ox. Remember that cat of mine used to double dip with, mr meow? Anyway, I was working on an assignment last night when I noticed my cat kept going to the litter tray to drop deuce after deuce and it got me thinking. How hot would it be if corky had one outside a rods bedroom? It would be a sure fire hit!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Jun 2018 17:48:16 GMT
Corky, is it true that you taught J-Lo how to cut off a deuce with your patented sphincter tightening technique?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 11 Jun 2018 14:39:37 GMT
Don't get upset by what I had to say here today, Jennifer. The fact that you decided to become a low class star doesn't give you the right to make two innocent girls become yourself, no offense, but Alex Rodriguez daughters will both get a university degree like their mother did. They will not become you, so please have some respect by not bringing two little girls to a crappy show made for men since their father doesn't seem to understand what I'm desperately trying to say. Okay? If you don't want your kids to see you making a fool of yourself on a dirty stage, then why do you invite A-Rod's girls? Because you could care less about them. I can tell. You don't have to swear. You and Alex are only having a convenient romance. You are not going to be his wife, so please understand your place, and leave alone his two little girls, thanks.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 11 Jun 2018 13:59:17 GMT
Hello A, I'm not here to be mean today, I swear. I'm only here to educate yourself. You didn't have a father to teach you the difference between right and wrong for what I know. Little kids like your two daughters shouldn't be brought to Jennifer Lopez vulgar concerts. Do you want your two little girls to become Jennifer someday? No, I'm sure you don't want to end up with two Yellows, so please don't take your kids to see a clueless human being wearing a ridiculous wig while she dances on a stage and shakes her pussy away in front of a bunch of low class men. Please don't do it again. Jennifer doesn't take her kids to her concerts simply because she knows that her crappy shows are only done for low class adults.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 11 Jun 2018 13:57:49 GMT
Yes, that's very true Rookie love. But don't worry because the next time I take a shit I will let you know, so you can see it very close, estupido.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Jun 2018 03:05:12 GMT
Rook, thanks for turning me on to that erotic story! Is it true that Corky did then develop a prototype bed and had A Rod use it? I’ve heard that A Rod truly enjoyed sleeping with his head and nose mere centimeters from Corky’s asshole. After breathing in Corky’s farts all night long, as well as the stench of Corky’s full diaper, A Rod decided to invest but Corky had already moved on to new inventions?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Jun 2018 01:00:34 GMT
Corky fancies himself as a the preeminent inventor of the Down’s Syndrome community, such as a modern-day retarded Thomas Edison. He ran into A-Rod’s room the other day with a “brilliant “ idea for a new two-person bed which is arranged so that one sleepers head is positioned right next the other sleeper’s ass. Corky askedA-Rod for $2 million in money to get the design built. A-Rod replied that it was a terrible idea and that nobody would want to sleep with their head positioned right next to someone else’s ass. Corky then got really mad at A-Rod for being such a jerk and decided to teach him a lesson! Corky then proceeded to slap A-Rod around and started kicking him in the balls and up the ass until A-Rod doubled over in pain! Corky then made A-Rod suck him off and tongue his anus until Corky simultaneously blew an enormous load of Down’s Syndrome-tainted semen and ripped a heinous wet fart, incapacitating A-Rod!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 20:50:58 GMT
corky, there you are! is it true that when you drop a deuce, you have learned to clench your bumcheeks at regular intervals to create a clean cut, similar to a cigarette end cutter?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 16:33:09 GMT
And for those who can't understand why Anthony Bourdain killed himself, then look at his face before he passed away. What do you see? I tell you a story, please picture this... I see an extremely old man addicted to alcohol and drugs, and who knows what more. I see a waste of talent and amazingness killing himself for years before he decided to end it all because he wasn't being himself anymore. Hey, I love pot, a lot, but does pot love me? No, pot doesn't love me at all. Pot can kill my brain, that can pot do, so I try my best not to smoke it. Have I ever used any other type of drugs? No, I'm not dumb. I'm actually smarter than I thought.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 16:10:02 GMT
Excuse me A to Z, the irresponsible human being, what's wrong with your brain? Are you okay? How can you take your precious girls to Jennifer's crappy concerts? Ah? How can you do such a dumb thing? And how come Jenny from the block never takes her twins to see her making a fool of herself on a stage to entertain mostly drunk men? She is not stupid, ah? Why would she do that? So why do you want your kids to see such a low act? I'm seriously starting to believe that you where never the man for me because you don't remind me of my dear daddy. I mean, not even a little bit. My father would have never taken me to a concert to see a low class human being wearing a long wig, trying desperately to succeed. You should not mix your kids with Yellow sweet pea, seriously.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 16:06:43 GMT
No, I'm not Corky, stupid human being. I'm the mean witch that will sofocate you until you can not longer breathe. And then I'm going to kill you with a knife and with a gun both, and if that doesn't work, I will throw you in front of a train, and then I will strike you on the head until you are dead. Okay, Rookie man? Okay, have a bad day, everyday.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:04:50 GMT
Yes thans, it is good to know that my post at 09.05 was so well received. I was actually just going to speak to Kurt as I have a proposition for him. Hey Kurt! Me and Rick Bawls met accidentally at an Arby's last week and we both agreed it would be a great idea to drop a deuce in your mouth. Hit me up soon buddy so we can schedule this in our busy schedules!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:20:29 GMT
Well said Dner. You always are so eloquent on these issues!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:05:58 GMT
A-Rod sure is an enormous faggot from time to time . He’s fortunate that he has Corky to keep him in line when he’s embarrassing himself with his pathetically wimpy behavior. Corky clearly just uses A-Rod’s mouth and anus for his deviant sexual pleasure. A-Rod is just a piece of meat to Corky, whereas A-Rod views Corky as the love of his life. A-Rod really needs Corky’s kicks to his balls or to receive rough anal sex when he starts behaving like a candy-assed faggot!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 08:02:31 GMT
i I i M RigHt HeRe you f *ck wIt! i Am GlAd yO U enn jOY MY hOT AND sTeAMy VIDDDEOS
you need to teel e where this RaNdy CONsTAN IS!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 00:52:58 GMT
Corky fighting the power
https://youtu.be/JVcbY3Tf_TE
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 00:52:41 GMT
https://youtu.be/JVcbY3Tf_TE
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Jun 2018 00:49:25 GMT
Where is Corky now? I loved the talent show episode where he performed fight the power. Sometimes when I need a pump up before the gym, I watch it on your and I get so psyched.
Also, arods a homo
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Jun 2018 23:26:05 GMT
Corky?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Jun 2018 23:24:48 GMT
Tr th this is CoRky w who the f f f f@ck is Randy Constan?! o one of my bEst bUddIES ‘fag busters’ said he sAWw A -RoD get a deuce on his face from this guy - SomEone T tell me who he is and HOW I CAn sort this out with him Mano a Mano. A rod is so gonna get it wh when I get back fRom MY daY trip to thE ZOo
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Jun 2018 21:27:56 GMT
Damn A Rod gets a lot of sweet hook up offers from his raging queer fans. A Rod, I for one would like to spitroast you with Corky. I would plow your ass while Corky treated your mouth to his monster dong. I bet he’d even rip some farts in your face causing you to moan in delight!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Jun 2018 14:21:47 GMT
Hello, and welcome to a crazy board where every one can be a baseball commentator, including Yellow. Yep, Jennifer is going to be the new baseball commentator. ESPN gave her the okay. They said to her "Okay Jennifer, we need you to come and entertain ourselves. We need to use your big, cheesy name, and since you have nothing great to create, you have ESPN. Ha! This is the story of Dumber and Dumb, being Yellow the more dumb because she doesn't know what to do anymore to stay afloat. I'm so glad I'm not in her place anyways because I don't have time to sit next to anyone to discuss a damn game. I'm writing movies and cookbooks for God's sakes. I'm creating stories and CDs for little kids since I'm able to sing beautifully. I'm also passionate about inventing new food recipes as well as beauty products using food including makeup. I don't have time for baseball. I'm not a person you can use for pleasure. I'm too special to be paid to entertain a group of men watching a game. For that you have Jennifer. Yep, that's why she thinks she won. But can she win that man's love, hm, can she? Can she make that baseball man propose to her and say I do? Hmm? We'll see if that comes true.
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