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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 25 Jul 2017 16:26:54 GMT
Yes, I do clean toilets because I have nothing to prove. I know you don't care about me at all. I know you could care less about me. I can now see, so I'm sorry for making such a huge mistake. I thought you did care but I made a mistake, again. I get it, I'm a nobody, you are right. I do clean toilets but I'm smart like my dear dad was. Are you smart? I hope you are. And I hope you keep having such a wonderful life. Good bye for life, Marianela
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 25 Jul 2017 08:25:56 GMT
i wanna go diarrhea in arod's salad while corky watches and cheers me on until he makes a dookie. he will then feed the dookie to arod. i would also want to watch j-lo use arod's mouth as a toilet seat and piss and shit in his mouth. she and arod will then handcuff arod to a chair and beat and sodomize him with his illegitimate mvp awards. corky will also whip arod with his belt, laughing hysterically while doing so. corky will then strangle arod with a dirty diaper while i rub one out and j-lo fingers herself intensely
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 25 Jul 2017 08:01:13 GMT
Rook, that's probably because of the time that black family moved into the neighborhood and the son, Trudell, stole Corky's Big Wheel
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 25 Jul 2017 07:24:40 GMT, this is clean toilets?!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 25 Jul 2017 07:13:49 GMT
Corky might be a retard but he still hates niggers. He will not get within 50 meters of a rancid negroid ape pie.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 25 Jul 2017 07:08:02 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 25 Jul 2017 01:40:56 GMT
Today I saw a hot YouTube video of Corky whipping A Rod's nuts with a car antenna! He was really going to town. A Rod was in so much pain he puked, then shit himself. This made Corky very happy and he danced around with joy before pressing his giant bubble butt to A Rod's face and ripped a giant, wet, fart!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 24 Jul 2017 22:51:24 GMT
You are such a despicable human being, inside, you really are. No wonder so many people wish you would retire and never come back. You are selfish, that's exactly who you are in my heart. You have known my misery and my suffering for years and years, yet you have never done anything to help me out. Without me knowing, it's okay and it was a test. I have been waiting for something that can help me come out of this horrible hole but nothing comes my way. Nothing. Like I don't exist. Better yet, like I don't deserve it, why? My family might die because I can't help them leave the country. I can't help them. How can I? I don't have any money and I can't get a decent job because I don't have a green card. I made so many mistakes because I had a dream man. But he wasn't worth it. I have been through hell While you have being living such a wonderful life full of luxury, and now celebrating your birthday for days with your girlfriend. This is why my love for you has died. This is why I prefer to cook and clean toilets for a living than see you again. I don't love you anymore. My love for you is gone, and I wish I didn't see your face again, sorry. Wait, I'm not sorry.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 24 Jul 2017 08:27:03 GMT
Vet I can feel your tranny rage surging through your hateful messages. Relax and try and lay off the hormones.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 24 Jul 2017 08:26:15 GMT
Rook those are some erotic dreams!! Corky abusing A Rod then destroying his home is also a fantasy of mine. I for one hope they start a reality show to meet the needs of the Gay for A Rod and Corky fans!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 24 Jul 2017 08:14:59 GMT
corky is such a sexy man. i love him. i want to watch him shoot a load of cum into arod's butthole. watching corky sexually abuse arod for his own selfish desires is a gay fantasy of mine. i want to watch corky shit all over arod's mansion and piss in arod's mouth. i luv him!!!!!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 24 Jul 2017 02:19:18 GMT
I saw a picture of J-Lo and A-Rod on Yahoo News. Corky is going to be so pissed when he finds out! He is going to slap A-Rod around before tying A-Rod to a bed and making him watch while Corky has some hot sex with J-Lo. Afterwards, J-Lo and Corky will each go explosive diarrhea in A-Rod's face!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 24 Jul 2017 01:45:57 GMT
You are such a stupid human being. Like my dear daddy said one day "When you date dumbs, you become dumb as well" You started to blackmail the man I really like and by doing that you brought my dad back to life because you are a stupid guy!!! Yes, you are!! and I'm very sorry stupid frog but I'm not into you anymore!!!! Estupido!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 19:03:29 GMT
Vet, please confirm you are a tranny with a giant cock. Your obsession with A Rod would then make so much more sense. A Rod might even be interested as he is a raging gay man, although I doubt Corky would allow it.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 19:02:10 GMT
I want to drop a CHUD in A Rod's mouth while Corky watches He-Man and jerks off.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 16:54:43 GMT
Jajajaja I love myself:-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 16:53:53 GMT
You 2 make a perfect pair!!! Yes
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 16:53:11 GMT
Hey, happy birthday stupid man. So, are you going to marry Jenny from the shit? You better do that stupid man because if you thing you are going to come after me when you dump Jen then you better think again because I'm not longer into yourself. Okay, stupid man? I'm too good for you, and that's the truth about me and you. I'm way too good for you. You deserve to stay with Jenny from the shit and I deserve to get a great man, otherwise I prefer to stay by myself. Okay, stupid man? Now, have a beautiful day with the girl YOU really deserve.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 09:02:08 GMT
arod likes to eat doodoo
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 08:53:21 GMT
I want Corky to jerk me off into A-Rod's mouth. Then Corky will give A-Rod some rough anal sex until A-Rod's anus has been ruptured. As a-Rod writhes on the ground in pain, Corky and I will take tag-team dumps on A-Rod's head and then rip ass right in his face while forcing him to smell the farts!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 07:27:44 GMT
Actually my memory fails, I am thinking of ,world of kindness' - because it ends with corky and the demasi twins about to go on stage in Africa and corky dumping a load in the hotel reception
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 07:25:33 GMT
What is the x rated video? Is it the exotic one where he is in the Moroccan crack den picking up hot young guys then giving them an anal prolapse whilst he and some hot women share a needle?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 02:09:02 GMT
So obsessed weird lady is actually an obsessed tranny? Now that makes sense!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Jul 2017 02:07:55 GMT
Damn Corky is a good singer!! I like how he sings about eating trash like pizza that will help him produce rank farts. Those stupid DeMasi's sing about eating healthy. I bet that really enraged Corky. I wish they would release the X rated video that goes along with that song!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 22 Jul 2017 21:49:24 GMT
Re: the dude below that talked about the eliminator competition - corky confirmed that he is training with 'sausage and pepperoni' pizzas 10 seconds into the song
damn he is a good singer! no wonder a rod bangs him -
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 22 Jul 2017 15:50:29 GMT
but she has a dong like a pringles can, so maybe Arod will be down to meet her? See her reply on friday at 18.10
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 22 Jul 2017 15:48:59 GMT
wow i second that! but sophomore, can you give out your ass dimensions, cologne you use, bum flap ratio and whether alex will get a 'fruitbowl' view in bewtween your legs?? these are absolutely crucial in making you head of the competition. I know for a fact that corky is on these boards, and sometimes if you impress him, that is your lottery ticket...
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 22 Jul 2017 13:02:59 GMT
Corky! See Obsesssed ho, you're making Corky sad. Isn't there a homeless dude you can suck off to boost your self esteem?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 22 Jul 2017 13:01:23 GMT
Damn Sophomore that's a hot offer! Alex is really missing out on some amazing sexual hookups by neglecting his fans. Hopefully he gets his act together soon and begins promptly responding to his countless queer fans attempts to sexual gay sex with him!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 22 Jul 2017 11:38:35 GMT
Hi THiS cOrKy
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 22 Jul 2017 06:43:58 GMT
i have been making diarrhea for 12 days in a row and have not showered once. i have a stinky diarrhea butthole for alex to lick clean. i will give corky some g.i. joe action figures to play with while alex licks my anus clean. alex is my favorite ball player of all time and i would be so honored if he would lick my anus clean
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 22:13:07 GMT
I definitely like Torrie's wig much better than J'Low's, definitely so, okay my love? I just wanted you to know! Lol
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 19:39:20 GMT
And rookie below, it is true, I head he once f^cked around with marky mark and the funky bunch before getting thrown off the set off beverly hills 90210 for some hot MMFF four way gang play
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 19:38:07 GMT
dayyyumm! Been off here a few weeks, and come back on to see lots of new hot material! has seafood sammy sosa popped in to say hello yet?
I hear there is a 'super 8' eliminator series in the competitive farting world running the same time as the boxing eliminator!
anyone know who John Pepperoni has been matched up with? I hear corky is being considered as the wild card after his last outing?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 18:10:53 GMT
Hi yes it's me, i was so excited when he squelched it inbetween his flapping bumcheeks and through his delectable brown eye. I was like all 'que? que?' before he boomed out a foghorn-esque fart in muy cara!
The thing is, even though I am female, I have a huge schlong that is pringle can sized. The 'baseball player' must have had his gaydar screwed on tight that night and i was given muchas gracias as I ploughed him from behind as a couple of rowdie male groupies watched on in Zubaz pants
Then we left the 'baseball player' on the floor and covered in ass and congealing babysick as we went to watch the new episode of 'forensic diaries' which had another story about a baseball player and a latino woman who was obsessed with him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 17:48:09 GMT
Shut up ho. You would be lucky to have A Rod fart in your face out of a funnel.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 11:05:52 GMT
If I'm obsessed with you is because you are obsessed with me too! Okay, stupid man? Now, go marry Jenny from the shit, for what I care!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 10:46:21 GMT
Hey, I had a dream. I just woke up. I dreamed that you were marrying L-Low from the block in front of a bunch of folks you didn't even know including myself. Yes A, I was there, and I cried and cried and cried in my dream watching you do such a stupid thing until I suddenly thought "What the heck am I crying for?" So I stopped and didn't cry no more.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 04:26:01 GMT
I saw the "E! True Hollywood Story" about Corky a couple weeks ago. I didn't know that Corky was a heroin addict back in the early 1990s before turning to crack cocaine. It is sad that he squandered so much of his fortune on hookers, many of whom he beat and sodomized, just like he does to ARod
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 00:35:47 GMT
Just saw a hot ep of "A Rod's House" on The Learning Channel where Corky and Webster had a cock sword fight in his ass! It was super erotic!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 00:05:42 GMT
Today Corky was making love to A Rod's asshole when Corky left a loud fart. This annoyed Corky as A Rod was unable to enjoy the fart and Corky considered it wasted. He worked himself into a 'tard rage and fully blamed A Rod for not properly enjoying his fart. He began pummeling A Rod while he continued pounding his ass. He gave A Rod so many donkey punches A Rod was knocked unconscious. Corky then blew his load in A Rod's ass and went to the kitchen to get some Cinnimon Toast Crunch and watch Ghostbusters.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 23:52:24 GMT
Lately I've been having dreams of behemoth Rosie ODonnell queefing in my face instead of my normal dream of being the meat in an A Rod and Corky sandwich. Am I turning straight? Please help!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 22:34:17 GMT
Holy shit that's hot! I wonder if that was filmed before A Rod went Liberace gay? Obsessed Latino can you confirm that was you? I would enjoy watching A Rod fart in your face using a funnel.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 22:32:00 GMT
Who is this weirdo infatuated with some guy named "Kurt"? I'm here for hot Corky spank material. I need to hear tales of Corky dropping a nice meaty shit into A Rod's sock drawer!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 22:28:35 GMT
A Rod is only dating Corky. I agree a porno with him and OJ would be highly erotic!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 20:37:55 GMT
...the baseball player is the notorious restaurant fartmeister who puts a funnel in his ass than squeezes noxious gasses out in front of latino woman called marianela
its such a good episode, have you seen it?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 20:36:12 GMT
also there is an episode in season 2 where there is a baseball player that looks just like arod
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 20:27:41 GMT
to veteran below, I was watching forensic files, and there was a woman like you getting farted on. Was it you?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 20:09:50 GMT
is arod now dating corky and someone named kurt? they should meet up with oj simpson now that hes free and have an orgy. oj either had a lot of gay sex in prison or is really backed up after 10 years of no sex. get it on video and u can sell a lot of copies
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 17:57:26 GMT
Wow 'Kurt' you are bringing out the classics! I haven't heard that since 'Dner' said something similar in 2006!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 14:58:39 GMT
Corky, what happened to A and J? What happened to their ridiculous love holding hands all day long? Did they brake up? Did A-Rod said "No more! I'm done with J-Low from the block! And took off? That's possible. They are probably just broke and can't show off their tender love in front of the world no more!!! Lol
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 14:17:41 GMT
Corky friend, how are you today? Hey, what happened to A? Wait, let me guess... He dumped J-Low from the block because he couldn't take it anymore and his back with Torrie since she is of course his true love. I think I like Torrie's wigs better than J-Low's. No? Okay then let me guess again. He left Jenny from the shit because he met another girl much better than her? No. Oh. Okay, one last chance then. He broke up with J not only because she is a pain in the neck, but also because thanks to her A realized he's gay. No? Okay, I give up. I don't know. I give up.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 07:10:47 GMT
If anybody receives this message, please send help.
Like others before me, I too have somehow become trapped within Alex Rodriguez's enlarged, stretched colon cavity. I don't know if I have shrunk or what, but it is literally like being in a large, moist cave. So far it has been nearly two weeks since I last saw real daylight. I know I am not alone in here because I often hear voices echoing farther down in his colon cavity, but I am unable to see anything due to the darkness. At one point I even struggled with a large hairy 'something' over a small kernel of undigested corn that I had found. Unfortunately I lost the struggle, but I did manage to get away from it when it attempted to sexually assault me, but I am now pantless as a result.
So far, I have attempted to escape A-Rod's colon several times by trying to catch a ride on one of the many shit logs that pass through here occasionally. At one point I nearly succeeded in escaping when a very wet and mucousy fart, followed by a tsunami of diarrhea, carried me towards a long tunnel of light leading to the outside world. Unfortunately, before I managed to exit the tunnel, a large black fleshy penis ended up shoving me BACK UP into the darkness of A-Rod's colon again, immediately followed by a thick spray of hot salty semen which hit me so hard that it blew my shirt apart and knocked me unconscious. When I finally regained consciousness, I was completely naked and covered in several layers of moist shit, sticky mucous, and rancid semen, all of which I was forced to lick off myself out of pure desperation for food and nourishment. I have since grown addicted to semen as a result, of which there is large quantities of, thanks to the several ejaculating penises which pop in and out of here every couple hours.
If anybody out there receives this message, please send help as soon as possible. I can only live off of shit nuggets and semen deposits for so long and have grown frail and weak as a result. Please help.
John McJohnson
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 19 Jul 2017 08:07:26 GMT
Hey gang, I'm a friendly advisor. go to Chirs "Corky" Burke's Wikipedia page look at the sexy picture of him. i just discovered that if you enlarge it a bit and print it out, cut a hole in his mouth, and tape it to the face of a blow up doll, you can use it to pretend that you're actually receiving a blow job from Corky himself. for added effect, you can even shave off all your pubic hair and tape the shavings to his chin for some deliciously yummy scrotum scrubbing goodness. the headshot is a bit small but can easily be enlarged to lifesize proportions, as if A-Rod or Corky himself had planned for it to be used this way from the beginning. thanks dude!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 19 Jul 2017 05:41:27 GMT
I want to go diarrhea on Alex.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 19 Jul 2017 05:40:56 GMT
Alex, I will be in town this weekend and will have a belly full of deep dish Pepperoni pizza. I would like to meet up with you in the dumpsters behind the Four Seasons Hotel on Brickell Ave. I will rip numerous pepperoni farts in your face. You may then tounge my filthy ass before I let loose an enormous Pepperoni fueled shit into your mouth. If all goes well I will butt slam you. I'm certain you are highly aroused reading this hot, once in a lifetime offer. Get back to me soon butt breath!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 18 Jul 2017 17:56:45 GMT
Where is A-Rod and where is J-Low? Did they elope? I hope not! Hm
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 18 Jul 2017 17:55:12 GMT
You want what? Helloooo!!! Where is everyone? Is he cheating, or what? Helloooo! The world wants to knooooow!!!;-)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 18 Jul 2017 00:39:20 GMT
Rook you better watch your step. Corky is a real prize and will use any means necessary to keep A Rod as his bitch.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 18 Jul 2017 00:38:21 GMT
I want to A Rod to suck a fart from my ass.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 21:28:51 GMT
alex is so sexy. i want him so badly. he needs to lick my asshole while i shart in his face. i will slap him in the face with my cock to leave a mark and claim him as my sex slave. he needs to be with me instead of retarded Corky
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 20:14:06 GMT
Oh but it is! everybody goes on this site now to talk about A-Rod -
have you been on this site yet lady?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 12:51:17 GMT
Is this forum dead? This forum is dead! How come no one other than me says anything? So this isn't Alex Rodriguez forum anymore? Ah
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 12:48:17 GMT
See corky love that what I told you about Derek Jeter was right? Hey, I'm turning into my dad! Jeter lives in a perfect, little world he owns. He can't close on a business deal because he has to be in total control in order to preserve his perfect, little world. He bought a gorgeous, dumb wife for her to be just that a wife and a mom and that's it. That's all she is aloud to be because Jeter has to live in a perfect, little world. How come he didn't fall in love with a woman with a bunch of degrees like me? No, she has to be dumb so Jeter can be in complete control. Jeter and his perfect, little record living inside his perfect, little world make me feel soooo bored. No wonder his head is turning into a light bulb! Lol
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 08:36:15 GMT
each of Corky's testicles is the size of a tennis ball and his dong is 12 inches long and as thick as a Pringles can. Corky must have really torn up A-Rod's anus with rough anal sex before pumping gallons of his 'tard semen into A-Rod
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 06:30:37 GMT
I watched the new episode of "Game of Thrones" tonight and was furious to see that Corky is not in it! I could see Corky as a main character, preferably the King of everyone. He would fly into 'tard rages constantly which would be quite spicy as heads would roll everywhere. He would also constantly have sex with men and women, while going Dookie and having midgets tounge his anus. Now that's a show! Hopefully the writers see this and quickly add Corky to the mix.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 04:36:50 GMT
Today Corky was watching TV while siting on the couch. He had to piss and didn't want the wet feeling in his diaper, nor did he feel like trudging all the way to the bathroom. Corky decided to whip out his cock and piss all over the floor without even bothering to get off the couch. Corky felt this decision was quite ingenious and that he would receive praise. When A Rod saw him pissing in the floor he became irate and yelled at Corky. This greatly hurt Corky's feeling, causing him to fly into a justifiable 'tard rage. He grabbed the TV off the wall and bashed it over A Rod's head. He then ripped off A Rod's pants and really drilled his ass. Corky then spooged all over the managed TV and A Rod's unconscious, bloody, body. Corky then went into the bedroom to watch TV as the living room was bashed apart.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 02:50:12 GMT
It seems the DeMasi twins are hardcore racists and taught Corky to hate all minorities. He recently discovered the "Zoink Man" is Jewish and demanded he get in the oven so Corky could "gas him"! When th Zoink Man refused Corky went into a 'tard rage and beat the Zoink Man unconscious then went Dookie in his Jew fro!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 16 Jul 2017 23:47:15 GMT
Even a virulent racist such as Al Sharpton can't help but smile when a lovable 'tard like Corky calls him the "n" word!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 16 Jul 2017 19:14:46 GMT
Corky has turned very racist. He constantly refers to blacks as "moulies", to Hispanic as "spics", and to Jews as "kikes"! He yells these slurs constantly when he is out in public with A Rod but he is such a lovable 'tard people just laugh and cheer him on.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 16 Jul 2017 08:09:31 GMT
I heard that Corky is racist against regular people and believes that normal people are his servants here solely to service his penis and ass needs. Why is A-Rod with someone so demeaning to him??
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 16 Jul 2017 05:20:02 GMT
Great thought Sophomore. Corky currently goes into 'tard rages whenever he gets agitated, which is quite often. Corky on 'roids would probably be in a combined 'tard and 'roid rage at all times. This would lead to mass destruction with many torn buttholes!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 16 Jul 2017 00:10:59 GMT
Corky is more dangerous than a loaded gun when he goes into a 'tard rage. I wonder how much worse they would be if Corky started abusing steroids like A-Rod used to do? The combination of a'tard and a 'roid rage would be quite a spectacle!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 20:12:26 GMT
Last night Corky demanded A Rod take him to Wendy's so he could get a frosty. When they got there A Rod went through the drive through and ordered Corky's frosty. He then pulled forward and found 3 cars were ahead of him in line. This annoyed Corky who was excited to get his tasty frosty. He began telling A Rod to get moving and wouldn't listen when A Rod tried to point out the cars in front of him. Corky reached over and began beeping the horn and when A Rod yelled at him he flew into a 'tard rage! While laying on the horn Corky crawled on top of A Rod and jammed on the gas pedal forcing the car to smash into the car in front of him. As A Rod screamed Corky kept the pedal to the metal and began pushing the cars in front of him forward. He continued blaring the horn and plowing the cars until he reached the drive through window. He then began screaming at the window person to get his frosty. The people who he had bashed out of the way were by now out of their cars and came back screaming. Corky started yelling at them while the window cashier got his frosty. Once he got his frosty he farted in A Rod's face then pressed the pedal back down running over some last and smashing through the other cars. Corky then climbed back into his seat and enjoyed his frosty as A Rod drove him home. Once home A Rod and Corky had some hot butt sex!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 14:24:29 GMT
Can you delete my messages, please? We are DONE! You and me! DONE, DONE, DONE! So delete all of my messages, please! Today! Today!!!! Thanks in advance!!! Stupid man:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 07:47:22 GMT
These comments are highly erotic! I would love to see A Rod pounded so hard his asshole falls apart causing the need for a colostomy bag! I
I wonder what a used, and autographed colostomy bag would go for on the open market?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 07:29:46 GMT
i want to see corky go dookie on the floor and then roll around on top of it with Arod as they make out and stroke each other's cocks. corky will then make a smelly fart and will then have rough anal sex with arod.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 07:25:59 GMT
arod is a very popular among gay men. i know so many twinks who would love to suck him off and eat his spicy asshole. i will shoot a load of cum down his throat and pound his anus so hard that he needs to wear a colostomy bag.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 05:25:16 GMT
A-Rod bought Corky a tandem bike for his birthday. A-Rod wanted Corky to sit in the rear so he could steer, but Corky insisted on being in the front seat. Not surprisingly, Corky got scared and jerked the handlebars quickly to the right after 25 feet of riding and the tandem bike fell to the ground and he and A-Rod fell off. Corky was really angry and said it was A-Rod's fault! Corky then ripped out the front seat and smacked A-Rod around with it and then made A-Rod ride the bike with the metal pole where the front seat used to be lodged right up his anus!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 00:08:50 GMT
Sophomore. My name is not Kurt. I am here to enjoy the company of Corky fans and people who despise A Rod. I enjoy thinking about Corky dropping a nice Dookie in A Rod's mouth, before grunting and letting loose a massive fart that would spray A Rod with fecal matter and fart juice. Ugggghhhh! I just lost a massive load.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 14 Jul 2017 19:56:49 GMT
if my knowledge of your style is right, you will hopefully reply by calling me a deranged queer and that there are millions of corky fans on here!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 14 Jul 2017 19:56:00 GMT
Great story! I have also highlgihted your dustin diamond blog to a few 'top 10 weirdest blogs', including one for the guardian - your stuff is absolutely hilarious, really well written too. Keep up the good work on these boards 'Kurt!'
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 14 Jul 2017 06:05:12 GMT
Corky has been filling his diapers with doo-doo and then taking them off and making A-Rod use them as pillow cases on his bed pillows. Corky loves watching A-Rod sleep with his face touching his drying dookie! Humiliating Alex brings so much joy to Corky!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 14 Jul 2017 04:20:15 GMT
How dare A-Rod interrupt Corky's masturbation session by farting loudly! He should know that he needs to keep his farts quiet or run to his neighbor's house to cut one!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 14 Jul 2017 01:22:31 GMT
Today Corky was watching midget porn when he heard A Rod fart in the next room over. Corky took this interruption as a high insult and grabbed A Rod's 600th home run bat, went into the other room, and beat A Rod unconscious breaking the bat in the process. Corky then jammed the broken bat up A rod's ass and went back to watch midget porn.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 14 Jul 2017 00:30:59 GMT
I want A Rod to suck a fart from my ass.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 14 Jul 2017 00:30:10 GMT
Alex there are many important and pressing questions here. You have already missed quite a few hot hook ups because of your lack of attention to this fine board. Please immedialty spend any moment that Corky is not pounding your ass waiting on this board to promptly respond to your fans.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 13 Jul 2017 17:55:42 GMT
So much stupidity makes me sick. Seriously. Now, J-Low from the Bronx has hired a detective guy to watch after her man's ass? Jajajaja jajajaja, who really gives a damn? She really gives a damn, ah? So, it isn't enough to hold her hand to trust her man??? Jajajaja so much stupidity!!! Some people make me sick. Seriously!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 13 Jul 2017 07:54:34 GMT
mr. arod, does retard semen taste the same as semen from a normal person?? why are you dating corky, are you a weirdo or something? does he really have a big cock that you stuff in your asshole every night? lets have sex
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 13 Jul 2017 06:48:14 GMT
Alex as you did not contact me in time I used my noxious sauerkraut farts on a hobo behind a Taco Bell dumpster. He moaned in pleasure as my fart caused him to temporarily go blind! You really blew it buddy. You need to keep up with this board in case someone has a hot sexual offer for you. Please set up a google doc schedule so we may pencil ourselves in to have unprotected buttsex with you, or rip farts in your face.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 13 Jul 2017 00:40:09 GMT
Alex, I have eaten nothing but hot dogs and sauerkraut for the last week. I am now releasing farts so noxious they maybe able to render a man unconscious. I'm certain this is making you horny and I would like to schedule an appointment to rip a juicy fart in your face. Please get back to me soon while my farts are at their most disgusting
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Jul 2017 23:28:31 GMT
I love when Corky tosses A Rod into a urinal, dishwasher, toilet, or washing machine, in an attempt to drown him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Jul 2017 23:26:57 GMT
I would love to see a Corky and A Rod cartoon! I believe a hardcore version could easily fit in with the Cartoon Channel's normal crap. I'm certain Corky would gladly do a voice over, but it would be hard for him to separate the cartoon from real life and he may attack A Rod in the recording studio!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 12 Jul 2017 19:34:50 GMT
Corky loves the Attack on Titan anime. He loves to role play at nights with A Rod, he calls it Attack on Tight One. Corky sends his colossal titan penis to break through A Rod's anal walls.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Jul 2017 08:53:47 GMT
Last month, Corky's balls started to hurt after he blew his 8th load into A-Rod's various orifices. He then said it was A-Rod's fault and began beating him viciously. At one point, Corky threw A-Rod face-first into the dishwasher and tried to turn it on.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Jul 2017 08:00:13 GMT
Corky is a true gentleman. He always asks politely if you would like to eat his dookie. That boorish A Rod fella just assumes you'll dive right into his dookie loaf. That's why Corky never asks A Rod to eat his dookie pies. He forces him. Corky is a man of the people and the people worship him as their champ. Except the kikes because they all worship Moloch instead and kidnap then kill little Christian children in ritual murders as dictated by their holy book, the Talmud(not the Torah like those sneaky bastards would like for you to believe).
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Jul 2017 07:29:22 GMT
Mike Tyson has that great cartoon, "Mike Tyson Mysteries." Why doesn't Corky also have one? The Cartoon Network or possibly a porn channel is sitting on a goldmine here! Who wouldn't want to watch a cartoon version of Corky and A-Rod driving to start solving a mystery before getting sidetracked as Corky goes into a 'tard rage for minor infractions and then viciously beat A-Rod to a pulp before they have sweaty make-up sex?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Jul 2017 05:02:13 GMT
Tonight A Rod took Corky to see the All Star game. As they had eaten at Taco Bell before the game Corky's tummy began to hurt and A Rod took him into the crowded bathroom. Instead of heading into a stall Corky went to a urinal, dropped his pants and diaper, and went diarrhea in and all over the urinal. When A Rod scolded Corky for shitting in the urinal Corky got angry and began smacking A Rod around. This caused many of the bathroom patrons to cheer. A Rod threw A Rod face first into the urinal, then began flushing it. He then ripped off A Rod's pants (for some reason A Rod was wearing his Yankees uniform pants). Corky began ass slamming A Rod while continuing to flush the urinal while yelling "eat my Dookie". The rest of the men in the bathroom became highly aroused watching this and began jerking off whike watching this spectacle. A Rod was in pure ecstasy as Corky butt slammed him and tried to drown him in the urinal. Corky then blew a massive load all over A Rod's Yankees pants, then went off to get a hot pretzel!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 11 Jul 2017 20:48:38 GMT
...and this mailman guy, this is a new charac We that is being developed? Does he has a mailmans outfit on?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 11 Jul 2017 20:47:31 GMT
But 'kurt' I originally thought you were sad, but looking at your hot sexual history, I know realised you are a queer on par with Steve anus himself! Can you please tell me again about that time you shared the jacuzzi with a guy called Hitoshi and got in a gangbang with him and a guy that looked like Wilford Brimley? I know corky reads this blog avidly and is looking for new ideas all the time...
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