Alex Rodriguez

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 23 Nov 2017 19:12:35 GMT
Rook, that is so hot! I remember on the show ‘Saved by the Bell’ Mr. Belding cooked Screech’s dog ‘Hound Dog’ for Thanksgiving many times. He once presented it on a silver platter! I hope A Rod is a good sport about Corky cooking up his dog for Thanksgiving! If he’s not he could throw the easily angered Corky into a ‘tard rage of epic proportions!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 23 Nov 2017 08:32:49 GMT
A-Rod has owned a poodle for the past five years. He loves the dog and walks it all of the time. Corky is apparently planning on throwing that dog into the oven and cooking it for a Thanksgiving meal! A-Rod is going to be in for a big surprise!
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2017 19:23:02 GMT
No entiendo. Ayudame a entender, por favor. Osea que tu dejaste a la fea de la billonaria para meterte con la culona de Jennifer? Y yo? Muy mal, gracias. Sinceramente nunca voy a poder entenderte.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2017 18:36:33 GMT
Listen, you are not dumb. No, no, no, you are not dumb. I think you didn't like the ugly billionaire and her mom at all, so you decided to watch television all they long instead of talk, but don't worry my selfish love because you are not dumb. You are okay. You are an okay stupid man, who likes to date ugly girls like Jennifer:-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2017 16:23:21 GMT
Excuse me, whoever you are. I'm here to say good bye for life because I shouldn't criticize anyone since I have class. Lots of class, something you down seem to have, so good bye for life. I'm going to appear in a movie anyways, so when you see me again at some Hollywood event, please don't come to me for an autograph because I'm going to ask my security guy to grab you by the arm and walk you out to your car. Good bye
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2017 10:00:17 GMT
When is an E! True Hollywood Story about Corky going to air? I want to know more about his cocaine and crack abuse throughout the 1990s as well as his love of hookers and his many illegitimate children. Maybe this will shed some light on why he enjoys beating and ass-raping A-Rod so much!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:54:06 GMT
Woah Woah, what is going on in here?? Only joking! This is Steve Anus and I have been getting off daily on these erotic, true life E! Hollywood stories! Anyway, Can i count on everyones vote in here for my re-election to the Association of fast Food Parking Lots and Restrooms 'Q' premiership?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 21 Nov 2017 18:34:35 GMT
Excuse me? Being famous and rich doesn't make you a smart human being. Kim Kardashian is dumb as well as her sis, yet they are super rich. It has to do with luck, who you know, and willing to show off your butt in front of the freaking world. Good bye. I need to go write!:-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 21 Nov 2017 18:27:04 GMT
Oh, I see your back with ugly Jennifer!!! So don't get upset when people call you dumb. Don't blame it only on baseball. You have to blame it on Torrie, Cameron and all of the other dumb girls you like to date including Jennifer.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 21 Nov 2017 18:02:45 GMT
Well, well, well. I see you found a better girl to date!!! That's so great. What happened to ugly Jennifer? Did you get rid of her? Not, yet? Oh, okay. You have to think about the holidays and the money you will make. I understand, and I could care less. I'm only here to say that the reason why you couldn't play smart in front of your ex and her mom was because of Torrie and Cameron. Yep. I mean, really, what did you learn when you dated those two? And from the prostitutes? What did you learn from them? Excuse me? What? I can't heeeear yooouuu!!!! Oh well, like my dear father used to say before he went dead "Behind a stupid man there is always a Jennifer or one like her" Sorry
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 Nov 2017 06:38:30 GMT
Rook, A Rod and Corky have normal conversations every day. Just today, as A Rod was changing Corky’s diaper and powdering his bottom, A Rod told Corky how much he loved him and how he couldn’t wait for Christmas. Corky respondedby telling him he was a giant faggot then ripped a noxious fart on A Rod, causing a nice poof of baby powder to explode in A Rod’s face. Corky then went off to get some graham crackers and watch Sesame Street.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 20 Nov 2017 20:29:51 GMT
Hello, stupid man, did you read the news today? Your ex, the ugly billionaire and her mom, both, are calling you dumb! Lol... They also think you and Jennifer are a great pair made in the planet of earth because Jenny is dumb as well!!! Jajajajajajaja lot and of laugh!!! See? See?!!! That happens when you use other human beings to your own benefit.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 Nov 2017 19:38:34 GMT
Can anyone give any concrete information that Corky and ARod have ever held a normal conversation, or is it always couched in aggression, or the threat of aggression?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 20 Nov 2017 18:26:04 GMT
Excuse me again, stupid man. I see you found someone better looking than Jennifer to date. Hey, are you going to let your fans post messages so mine can go away? You sure like to use people and take advantage of them. No wonder my love for you is dead!!! My father was right when he used to say "You can't love people until you know them really well"
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 Nov 2017 08:20:08 GMT
For a man with submissive fantasies, being sexually dominated by a gay ‘tard must be really hot for A-Rod! I bet he enjoys it when J-Lo wears a strap-on and then ass-slams him, but being slapped around and then anally violated by someone who wears a diaper and watches cartoons and Sesame Street all day is on another level!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:41:36 GMT
I can see how important I am to you, thank you!!! For the picture with the worst photoshop in the entire world. Okay so, here is ugly Jennifer. The real ugly and chubby Jennifer with no pantyhose, no wig and wearing of course awful makeup... Now, copy, paste and go!... https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=w7IRWti_AcaZmQGKr7DgDA&sjs=1&q=jennifer+lopez+shades+of+blue+pictures&oq=je&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.0.41l3j0j0i46k1.3424.3854.0.6138.3.2.0.1.1.0.264.512.2-2.2.0....0...1.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.3.563.3..0i131k1.0.5-xLJhmuTd0#imgrc=yPdZCPyFanQGDM:
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:10:27 GMT
Hey, one last question... How come you and your twin-love appear in sexy pictures on top of this page but not from my end? How come I don't get to see J-Low laying on top of you when she's half nude? You are the stupidest and most selfish man on earth. That's all I have to say. Good bye stupid man. Go find yourself another "Next"
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 19 Nov 2017 16:04:26 GMT
Excuse me. Hello. I have an important question for you. How come you are so extremely into chubby Jennifer, yet no one else other than myself makes comments on this page? You are living the most exciting relationship of your life full of lies, sex and events with ugly Jennifer, yet no one other than myself makes a single comment on this page? You are making millions everyday thanks to trashy Jennifer, so I would expect lots to say on this page. This page was so busy before, how come it isn't anymore? You are so mean to me. You and your team. Disgusting human beings. You are using my comments to your sick benefits because that's who you are. Greedy people who live to lie. You only care about yourselves, and would do anything for money!!!! If you think I'm going to be next then you better think again stupid man because I don't want to be related to trashy Jennifer. And you are not the man for me. I rather clean toilets than kiss your lips, sorry. Oh wait, I'm not sorry. You belong with Jennifer my sweet love. You better propose. No wait, you are safe!!! No decent man seem to want to date trashy Jennifer.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 19 Nov 2017 10:15:53 GMT
Yeah Rook, your comment was a mistake of the highest water. Who else can A-Rod get? Charlie Zelenoff I wager! In the queer game, attractiveness goes by dong length, ability to patent diaorre sprays, strength, past record in terrestial TV shows and personality. I'd say CORKY COMES OUT RIGHT ABOUT TOP ON ALL OF THESE. . . Ask yourself, why is corky in the frame for the huge Mall Cop 3 role, and has been given an opportunity to write the script?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 22:02:48 GMT
Rook, A Rod is like any bitch out there who desires an Alpha Male. Corky is truly an Alpha male as he dominates everything in his path. A Rod loves when Corky dominates him by shitting all over his home, pounding his anus whenever he likes, and generally being a lovable Alpha male ‘tard. A Rod loves that Corky is confident in his chubby body, and most certainly Corky’s massive dong. A Rod loves being forced to change Corky’s diaper, powder his bottom, and tounge his anus. Imagine having an Alpha like Corky rip farts in your face, plow your ass, then watch cartoons. Such innocence. A Rod will never leave Corky.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 16:12:31 GMT
Excuse me for a bit. Human beings are made to be bones covered with skin and that's it. Jenny looks to me in these pics like a pig with a wig ready to be killed, cooked and served for the coming holidays. I don't care how much money she might make at dancing her body on a stage in a vulgar way because Jenny from the streets is and has always been a nobody to me, sorry. A cheap performer. A third class entertainer. She only has a few songs and a few cute movies to hold on to. So she has to stop comparing herself to Selena, Por favor because there isn't comparison at all. Selena was a great artist with a beautiful voice. Jennifer Lopez is just a performer with a big name. A third class entertainer. That's all she is to me. Sorry
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 16:07:35 GMT
Eeeeeee.... When is the wedding?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 16:06:45 GMT
http://footwearnews.com/2017/fashion/celebrity-style/jennifer-lopez-alex-rodriguez-dubai-457142/
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 08:46:31 GMT
I don’t understand what arod sees in Corky. Why is he with a fat and ugly downer? I could treat arod so much better with lots of anal sex and as many farts in his face as he can take! I’d fill his colon to the brim with my thick semen much better than Corky ever could.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:11:46 GMT
Sophomore you are correct. It is common within the queer community to eat foods that will bring about constipation. After a month or two one then has their lover lay on the floor while they use an enama to release the bowels. The ensuing shit tsunami completely coats ones lover in a delightful mix of waste. It is all erotic.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:07:52 GMT
Corky recently took a break from preparing for Paul Blart 3 and watched a nice documentary on Hitler on Netflix. As he watched it he became enamoured by Hitler and started talking about how he also hated Jews. When the Zoink Man yelled “double Zoink” and declared he was Jewish Corky became infuriated. He said it was time the Zoink man be punished. He then emptied out a deep freezer, unplugged it, and threw the Zoink man into it. He cut a small hole in the side and duct taped the door shut. He then proceeded to rip farts into the hole thus “gassing” the evil Jew Zoink Man. The Zoink Man attempted to please Corky by licking his asshole threw the hole but Corky wasn’t having any of it and grabbed the Zoink Man’s tongue and tried to rip it off. He then continued rippping farts until the Zoink Man went quiet. Corky then goosestepped around the place quite proud of himself. A Rod later found the Zoink Man unconscious and clinging to life. He rushed him to the hospital. When Corky found out he was furious and that night A Rod had to sleep on the couch. The Zoink man has since returned to his post as an unpaid bathroom attendant. He better hope lovable Corky doesn’t watch any more Nazi videos!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 Nov 2017 20:25:08 GMT
Isn't it a form of foreplay to go constipated for over a month then expel your smelly bowels over your lover?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 Nov 2017 16:58:57 GMT
Excuse me, pardon. I do have a plan for my own. I have a definite plan to succeed and become very rich, so I can someday assist human beings in need. Now, listen to me carefully. You have to find someone who lives in Puerto Rico. A person who knows the country well enough. Someone who you can trust. I like the mayor, don't you? She doesn't seem like she cares about looking great. She seems like she loves her country more than she loves herself. But I'm not sure. I can not really say since I don't know her. You have to find someone in Puerto Rico to assist you spend the money that you supposedly earned to help rebuild your country again.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 Nov 2017 16:36:15 GMT
Jennifer if you need a plan that has to do with life, then call me sweetheart. I can give you one. And if you don't really know what to do with the money you "supposedly" earned to help your country of birth be okay again. Then call me today. Please don't hesitate. I will tell you what to do right away.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:39:22 GMT
Excuse me, hello. I'm here to talk about your famous love. I tend to call J-Low trashy, pardon, simply because she doesn't care to go on a stage and dance her pussy away in front of a bunch of human beings including little kids. She even gives them her middle finger like "Take this" That's trashy to me. If you do trashy things, then I call you trashy human being. I also wanted to say that due to her lack of education and good brains, clueless Jennifer shouldn't be allowed to talk to the public anymore because she sounds like she's drunk or stoned, or both. How come she doesn't know what to do with the 35 million dollars that she supposedly made for Puerto Rico? Lol... And can she let go of the wig and find a better makeup artist, please!?? Also, tell Jennifer that we know that she has toned arms, so she can put them down. Okay, that's it for today. I hope you have found someone better to date, otherwise I'm gonna have to call you stupid man again, sorry.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 Nov 2017 01:04:05 GMT
I like Corky. I want him to pin me down and use his Mongo strength to penetrate me repeatedly causing my ass to release a shit gusher. I heard Corky is good at getting constipated people to let loose. I haven’t shit in a month. I hate that Zoink Man faggot. If I see him I’m gonna kick him in his tiny little dick. I can’t believe Corky allows that queer to be his bathroom attendant.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:55:41 GMT
Good bye and good luck. You have changed from stupid to a smart man, who got tired of trashy Jennifer, so that's great. That's really great.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:53:10 GMT
Hey, I read that you are taking a break from Jennifer. Are you tired of her? Of course you are tired of Jennifer!!! I can only imagine what it would be like being Jenny's twin for a while. That's why she likes to date younger guys that she can buy, so they stay with her. Poor clueless Jennifer. She really thought you were going to propose!? Lol... Seems like her wealth and big fame aren't enough after all. I only hope you learn your lesson and finally be more careful when it comes to love. I would do what Jeter did if I were you. Find me a young, gorgeous wife to adore and take care of. A beautiful soul healthy enough to give you a precious son.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:45:19 GMT
Excuse me, did people forget how to write? Where is everyone?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 Nov 2017 03:53:35 GMT
The Zoinkmans’s stupid videos are as high quality as a Sasquatch video as they are shaky and it’s clear the Zoink man was being anally violated against his will as he tried to shoot them. Corky is preparing for the new Paul Blart movie and has nearly destroyed A Rod’s home trying to learn to ride a Segway. He has overflowed his diaper in anger numerous times, causing A Rod to change him and powder his ass. One time Corky drove right threw a wall and saw the Zoink Man was pleasing himself to a “Bayside” yearbook. This enraged Corky who ran over the Zoinkman with the Segway. He then yelled something about “Mall Justice” and raped the Zoinkman until his asshole was torn apart. Corky then got back on his Segway and zoomed off, making another hole in the wall.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:37:56 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:20:05 GMT
Being a parent isn't difficult. Now, bieng a good one is. It has to be if you want to do a great thing at raising new human beings. You have the fortune to have kids. Your own kids, so you should read. That's what I believe.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:17:30 GMT
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/family/2009/01/i_spy_daddy_giving_someone_the_finger.html
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:09:31 GMT
Hello, and how are you today? Have you thought about what I told you yesterday? You need to start respecting your two little girls, I seriously mean it. You have to treat your girls exactly the same way you want other men to treat them. With extreme respect. The next time your daughters want to sit on your lap, you should say to them "No honey pies. It isn't right for you to sit on my lap" And if they ask you "Why, dad? Then you tell them "Because it isn't right for you to sit on the lap of any man on earth. You should only sit on the lap of the man you will marry someday" That's it. That's what you tell your girls because kids need to know everything, and it should be up to you to tell them a beautiful truth. It has to come from yourself because they trust you more than anyone else on earth. You have to treat your kids with lots of respect, do you understand? So they can expect the same treatment from other men. Do you understand? You must be gentle and sweet, yet conservative and strict when it comes to your precious kids. Forget about 2017. You have to raise your girls like it was 1942. That's what you need to do. You wouldn't want to see your daughters sitting on Roberto's lap? Right, dad? Just think about that.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Nov 2017 00:32:18 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Nov 2017 18:24:10 GMT
And stop "touching feelings" to your kids, please. Because that's exactly what you are doing, innocently "Touching feelings" to your kids. Don't you know that your kids create habits based on what you do? How dare you sit your daughters on your lap and touch their legs? You are a man with a dick, A, please don't forget. You have to start respecting your little girls, or soon enough you will see them sitting on the lap of some strange men, and you shall not get upset because you started it.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Nov 2017 18:19:14 GMT
http://people.com/babies/jennifer-lopez-alex-rodriguez-take-kids-for-ice-cream/
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Nov 2017 18:18:33 GMT
Hello, stupid man. How are you today? Did you lose some weight? No? Okay then, this is what you should do starting soon. You should eat a big, healthy meal at lets say 8am. You have to eat enough because you won't eat again until 8pm. Yo can only drink water. You are going to notice that you will only have a few bites at dinner time. It is called "the fasting diet" to reduce your inside since you've been eating too much crap with your twin gal. So you are overweight, I must say. You can not even close your vest. And Jennifer? Well, what do you see? I see a completely clueless human being. No wonder the new, ugly pics have disappeared.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 17:14:13 GMT
Excuse me? Why nobody says anything other than me? I think you might be making fun of me. Well, I don't care, stupid man. Yes, you are a stupid man. I don't call you names for the heck of it. If you do stupid things, then I must call you stupid human being. And if you are fat, then I have to call you what you are, fat since this is what my father used to believe as well as me "The best way to change a human being is by being truthful and mean" Sorry, and you are welcome, stupid man. I'm only here to help.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:43:55 GMT
Damn, spellcheck hits you hard when you are too rabid to type! No more leaving through corky calendars....
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:41:42 GMT
Also is it true that the zoinkman has been put into a bind after videos of him purposefully back8g into Becky the duck and hound dog’s monster songs been uncovered?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:39:59 GMT
I think you will be disappointed as the hardcore fans are close to getting what they wanted - Paul blast will still be Paul blast and corky will co lead as a. MAll cop from ‘the wrong side of the tracks’. The interplay between these two would be so erotic and remind me of some of the naughty bro films you see on the spice channel. Would a rod be able to deal with the jealousy?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:22:55 GMT
The First Paul Blart movie was good, but the second one totally sucked. Hopefully the producers turn things around with the third movie! I’m sure that some hardcore man-on-Man action between Corky and some other dude in the movie would really spice things up!!! I would also like to see a diaper strangulation scene and one or two diarrhea sprays expelled by Corky. It would also be great if A-Rod was a victim of a robbery and Corky had to slap him around, kick him in the junk, etc.!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Nov 2017 00:35:28 GMT
Rook I totally agree. Paul Blart is one hot beefcake. I cannot wait to see Corky portray him and use his massive cock to hand out Mall Justice. Corky has generously allowed A Rod to be in the movie as “guy who smells fart” which has made A Rod very happy. The Zoink Man however is on Corky’s shit list right now how first he pestered him to be in the movie, then he started going on about reporting some minor rapes he received in the rowdy set of a TV show he filmed. This reminded Corky of the time he did a bunch of crack in his trailer on the set of Life a Goes On. He then dressed as Hitler and made some extra, who had a Jew fro and hook nose, tounge his anus while threatening to “gas him”. This somehow made it on film and Corky is worried this, or one of many other incidents will come out and derail his Paul Blart role! Poor Corky!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 17:51:13 GMT
Alex can you tell this to Jenny, please? "Jennifer you are fat!!! Sweet heart. You need to stop eating so much crap!!! You have to lose 40 pounds!!! At least. Keep going to the gym... Eat only fruits and veggies... You also need to fire your manager, please!!! And your publicist, and your stylist, and your hair dresser, your makeup artist... You need to fire everyone that makes you look like that!!! And those who don't care if you are fat!!! Fire everyone!!! Including your cheating man!!! Do it today, Jennifer!!! And start fresh!!! So I can become one of your favorite fans;-)"
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 17:19:53 GMT
Can someone call the police, please? No one should be permitted to go out looking like this!!! Seriously!!! She looks like Jenny the pig!!! Cause she is fat!!! Strict diet my cute ass!!! Jajajajajajaja.... Lot of laugh!!!... And it seems in this pic like she is seriously trying to get a hold of her man, who by the way is always cheating on her!!! What a shame. Clueless Jennifer.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 17:13:16 GMT
https://www.vogue.com/article/jennifer-lopez-monochromatic-dressing-christian-louboutin-new-york-city-celebrity-street-style?ref=yfp
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 16:29:15 GMT
Urgh I just want to go down on Paul Blart's huge pringles can sized chod right about now!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 13:20:04 GMT
I heard there is a big bombshell rumour coming out regarding corky's antics on the Life goes on set
NY Post has allegedly a couple of VHS tapes to hand, Whilst shaky camcorder footage has also been found from Principal Beldings old camcorder!
Lot of the gay clubs up and down the country are getting rowdy at the thoguht f some of these clips being released
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 08:29:10 GMT
Is the awful “Big Brother” show still on CBS? If so, they need to get Corky on the next season. It would be a ratings hit if the entire world could see what Corky does 24 hours a day! A-Rod should also be invited on the show to really spice things up!! Every gay bar in the country will tune in the watch Corky slap A-Rod around and then anally violate him!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 06:05:41 GMT
Corky is very concerned in this climate where celebrities like him are being accused of sexual improprieties left and right, that some of his antics from the rowdy “Life Goes On” set will come out. He was sharing this with A Rod when the Zoink Man chimes in that he was thinking of telling his tales of thousands of rapes while he was filming a show in the 90’s. Corky yelled at the Zoink Man to shut the fu@k up, then threw a book at his head. Corky fears that one of the dozens of extras, and cast members he assaulted while in a coke fueled rage will come forward and will blow his Paul Blart movie! A Rod is quite sympathetic and took care of changing Corky’s diaper, then meeting all of his penis and ass needs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Nov 2017 04:14:08 GMT
Corky has been constantly jumping around, farting, and sodomizimg anyone in the house who farts, in order to get ready for Paul Blart: Mall Fart. He has also heard from many of his old cast members from ‘Life Goes On’ who have called to beg him for a part in his movie. He gets really angry at this and farts into the phone while yelling at them. He even went into a ‘tard rage at his old crack smoking buddy Max Wright who was on the show ‘Alf’. Even the Zoink Man, who had farted and was being anally violated by Corky, had the audacity to ask if there was a role for him where he could utter “Zoink”. Corky began donkey punching him in the head, the jizzed in his massive Jew fro. Corky is totally adorable running around A Rod’s house constantly yelling “Paul Blart, Mall Cop, freeze!” I can’t wait for the movie to start filming.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Nov 2017 21:25:09 GMT
God that was one horny game! me and a couple of guys from the gas station used to play the board game religiously. Wasn't it in the style of monopoly, with the 'Go' board being a ride f Belding's king kong principal dong?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Nov 2017 17:21:22 GMT
Oh my God!!! A-Rod, please tell J-Low " NO BAGGY PANTS!!!! No baggy pants!!! Alex, please tell her that!!! She reminds me of Ray Charles on those ugly pants!!! And the boots, and her purse and the little yellow hat??? Oh my Looord!!!! She is definitely Jenny from the block. A rich Jenny from the block!!! Oh, my lord.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Nov 2017 17:10:10 GMT
And yes, you two look fat!!! Old looking and fat!!! You better do something fast about that!!! Like stop eating so much crap!!!! Good buy stupid guy.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Nov 2017 17:07:16 GMT
Hey, stupid man. How are you today? Did you lose some weight? I hope you are not mad because I called you ugly and fat? Lot of laugh!!! Oooh, you are so cute. Too cute to be true. I want to put you inside my pocket, and then throw you out on my way to somewhere because I don't think I can stand you for very long, so I will have to get rid of you at some point. Sorry my sweet love!!! Lol... Hey listen, on a serious tone, poor J-Low doesn't know what to do with her hair anymore!!!! I feel bad for her. Please tell her to stick to the little bun as much as she can, and to hang in there because I'm going to give her my super scalp treatment someday not far from today, I promise. And please make sure she starts wearing more attractive clothes!!! You know, for classy girls, with no little, yellow hats on her head because she doesn't really know what do do with her poor hair!!! Okay, stupid man? Great!!! Now, have a beautiful day, everyday next to clueless Jennifer.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Nov 2017 15:32:57 GMT
Adios!!! Estupido!!! Some women can really bring your life down!!!! Don't forget that behind a stupid man there is a Jennifer, or someone like her, brainless. I only wish you could understand what I understand someday not too far from today. Let's pray, you and I, for that to happen very fast.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Nov 2017 15:30:04 GMT
Read this, please. So you stop being such an ignorant human being. You are damaging your kids!!! You are damaging your precious kids!!! You have to avoid at any cost pimples!!!! Please. Because that's coming thanks to the fact that their cool dad opened up a huge sugar world to them. Yep, you are teaching your kids to eat shit!!! Hey wait, look who you date!!! An ignorant Jennifer, who eats whatever the heck she wants to eat and then hits the gym to work out like a damn machine!!! No wonder YOU THINK you two are twins!!! Stupid human being!!! Seriously, stop feeding shit to your kids, please!!! I only wonder what they eat everyday. Now, that's very scary.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Nov 2017 15:21:55 GMT
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/08/17/4-shocking-ways-sugar-affects-your-kids-health.html
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Nov 2017 02:53:04 GMT
Today the producers of Paul Blart 3 contacted Corky and let he know he got the role! They are currently naming it “Paul Blart: Mall Fart” with Corky as Paul Blart and a to be cast character who will terrorize the mall with heinous farts. Corky will track this hoodlum down and insistute some “mall justice” by viciously sodomizimg him before a cheering mall crowd. This will take place over the Christmas season so the mall will be packed! They are expecting Corky to learn how to ride a Segway which could be a problem. Corky has demanded A Rod buy him one so he can began practicing. He has already practiced the anal rape scene multiple times with both A Rod and the Zoink Man. Corky is determined to come up with a cool catch phrase as well. Stay tuned as this baby percolates and Corky heads back to Hollywood!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 17:54:03 GMT
Good bye, stupid guy!!! Soon you will be very fat and die from a heart attack!!! That day I will laugh and laugh and laugh!!! Cause you are who you are thanks to who you date!!! My dear father used to say, so I have to say "Amen" to it.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 17:49:27 GMT
Hey, tell Jennifer she needs Rogain. She really does!!! She's going bold. I can see her scalp. And you too!!! You need Rogain too. That boldeness of yours might be caused by hormonal inbalances due to the use of drugs, drinking too much alcohol, exchanging germs with trashy girls, and eating shit every day.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 17:44:43 GMT
Excuse me, stupid man, is this my page? Does this page belong to me? How come nobody says anything other than me? Hm, I see. Anyways, I just saw you in Miami shit with ugly Jennifer and a bunch of noisy kids. Eeeee. Seriously. How can you like your life? And you are fat!!! You look ugly and fat!!! The gorgeous boy became a frooog! Oh, oh. You look like an used up dad. Is not just Jennifer. You look bad too!!! And I know now why? You 2 eat ice cream made with greesy cow milk. Tons of ice cream!!! Seriously? Like you are both so thin!!! Like me!!! I'm thin. I could eat all the ice cream I want!!!! Eeeeeek!!!! Please. That ignorant you are? Ice cream? At a public ice cream place. Really? Is that what you give to your precious kids? Ignorance is a bad thing. That's exactly why YOU ARE NOT the man for me!!! obviously. What was I thinking? No wonder we will never be. Seriously!!! So, no contract for me? I see. Oh, well. You and Jennifer are a perfect pair. When is the wedding? You should get married because you two are twins. You really are. You have found your freaking twin!!! You really did.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 03:06:27 GMT
Today Corky was on pins and needles waiting to hear if he got the Paul Blart role. A Rod kept bothering him by asking him if he could be in the movie if Corky got the role. Corky farted in his face, then caught the Zoink Man leering at him from the bathroom. Corky sprinted across the house had smashed the Zoink Man’s through the glass door of the shower. He then went back to stand by the phone. As of yet no word on the Paul Blart 3 starring Corky.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 03:03:07 GMT
A Rod is a total idiot for asking Corky to calm down. He should know once Corky gets riled up that’s the worst thing one can do. I once owned a Saved but the Bell adult board I game I got in a adult sex shop. It had behind the scenes pictures of Screech being ass raped by numerous characters and special guest stars as well as “remember when” questions. The winner got to move their piece, which had a boner, into Screech’s asshole. The game was eventually tossed in the trash when it became covered in jizz, piss, feces, and blood. I miss that game.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Nov 2017 22:36:46 GMT
Corky and A-Rod were shopping at Target last week when Corky saw the next Saved By the Bell board game. Corky got mad that there wasn’t one for Life Goes On! Corky then gave the finger to the picture of Screech on the front. A-Rod asked Corky to calm down and then Corky started spazzing out! Corky grabbed one of the board games and smacked A-Rod in the head with it! Then Corky slammed into A-Rod with his cart!! Corky then overflowed his diaper with dookie and made A-Rod lick it clean!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Nov 2017 17:31:49 GMT
Corky needs to get that role! It would be funny if they gave Corky a taser prop and Corky didn’t think it was sufficient, so he replaced it with a Glock from his own personal collection! That lovable ‘tard could really cause some mayhem!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Nov 2017 03:30:18 GMT
Big news!! Disney wants to keep the “Paul Blart” franchise going and Kevin James has passed on doing “Paul Blart Mall Cop 3”. From my inside sources I’ve learned Corky is the front runner to replace him! That lovable ‘tard would make an awesome mall cop, and he would definitely spice up the role by dropping numerous dookie’s and providing hot anal action to his love interest. I can’t wait!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Nov 2017 00:47:11 GMT
Today Corky and A Rod went to the lawyers. Corky proceded to demonstrate his “double dookie” on the floor of the attorneys office. Unlike stupid A Rod the attorney saw it as a brilliant idea and immediately filed for a patent. A Rod was annoyed and asked how much this would cost him. This of course enraged Corky but also the attorney. Corky clotheslined A Rod, then began stomping on his balls while the attorney climbed into his desk then dropped his pants, dangled his ass over A Rod’s head, and dropped a massive shit. The attorney then launched himself off the desk and brought a big leg down on A Rod’s chest snapping a few ribs while Corky danced around cheering. Corky and the attorney then rippped off A Rod’s pants and began having a cock sword fight in A Rod’s asshole! They left A Rod in a pile of piss, shit and jizz, then went across the street to a Baskin Robbins to get some ice cream and make out! Corky’s double dookie, once patented is sure to be a huge hit!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 16:17:37 GMT
Good bye, asshole!!! You are not going to use me next!!!! Like you are using Jennifer!!!! Never in your focking life!!! YOU HAVE TO FORGET ABOUT ME!!!! Seriously. Stupid human being. I hate you with all I have!!!! And I will hate you for life!!! I hope you can finally understand that, and this is "THE END!!!" Thanks
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 16:14:10 GMT
And delete my comments, estupido!!! I AM NOT GOING TO BE WITH YOU!!! AND YOUR STUPID KIDS!!! Who are in love with Jenny from the shit!!!! No thanks!!!! NEVER!!!! EVER!!!! So what is your plan? Ah? You are going to stay with Jennifer for the holidays, and then you will dump her to be with me??? Jajajajajajajajajaja!!!!! In your focking dreams!!! I rather be a maid and clean toilets than kiss your lips!!! Eeeek. Eeeeeeekkk!!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 16:09:13 GMT
You are so pathetic to me, seriously. I'm was going through Yahoo news when suddenly you tried to stop me from reading a stupid news about you and ugly Jennifer, her huge ass and her long wig eating ice cream with a bunch of noisy little kids? Are you freaking kidding me? I'm too smart for this, you stupid human being!!! AND I AM NOT INTO YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE LIFE FULL OF LIES!!! I AM NOT INTO YOU, ESTUPIDO!!! I am not into anyone that is human!!!! SPECIALLY YOU BECAUSE I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!!!! WAY TOO GOOD!!! All I want is a contract to write!!!! Understand, stupid man? I could care less about your stupid daddy life full of stupidity and lies!!! So stay with Jenny from the shit!!! She is stupid as well!!! Like yourself!!! You seem like you love to tap her ugly ass!!!! Yep. You can not have enough of HER HUGE, UGLY ASS!!!! So good bye... Stupid guy!!!!!!! You really think that I care to see you and Jenny from the shit eating ice cream with both of your kids??? Please. Seems like YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! Stupid human being.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 08:47:21 GMT
Wow, Corky sure is lovable! That’s great that he thinks he’s a ‘tard version of a famous inventor such as Thomas Edison!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 08:03:47 GMT
Today Corky began yelling at A Rod that he had a new “invention”. He then dropped trou and took a nice dump on the floor. When A Rod said that wasn’t an invention Corky screamed at him to shut the fu@k up then proceeded to drop out a second even larger steamer. Corky then yelled “ta da” and began jumping around while clapping. Idiot A Rod still didn’t understand and Corky had to explain his invention was the “double dookie”. Corky said he had eaten mass amounts of food, but not Taco Bell as he didn’t want diarrhea. His patented process ensures not one, but two enormous ass burritos. Corky claimed he would make billions on this and demanded A Rod keep his invention a secret. A Rod agreed to set up a meeting with his attorney, and he and Corky then hit the sheets where A Rod kicked Corky’s dirty butthole clean! Hopefully all goes well with Corky’s new invention!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Nov 2017 14:20:15 GMT
You are not as good looking as you used to be, anyways!!! So you can stay with trashy Jennifer!!! Stay with her and forgert about myself!!! You can publish all the fake news you want to publish!!! Yo can marry Jennifer today for what I Freaking care!!! Just forget about my precious self!!! Thanks in advance!!! Stupid man.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Nov 2017 14:17:37 GMT
Estupido!!! That's exactly who YOU are!!! A big time stupid guy!!! Stay with trashy and fat Jennifer!!! She suits you really well. You two are a great pair made in the planet of earth!!! Stupid man.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Nov 2017 14:15:46 GMT
Excuse me, can you delete my messages, please? What's wrong with this page? How come I'm the only one that writes here??? Delete my messages!!! You are not going to use me next!!! You have to stay with fat and ugly Jennifer!!! I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR NEXT PRAY!!! You are not going to use me next!!! You need to forget about me!!! Do you understand, stupid man??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? Please don't make a fool of yourself by trying to ever meet me!!! I AM NOT INTO YOU AND INTO TOUR STUPID LIFE!!! I want you to delete my messages and myself from your head!!!! UNDERSTAND??? You belong with trashy Jennifer!! Not me. You do not belong with me!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Stupid human man. I want you to delete my messages!!! Why are you saving them, ah? I do not want my name next to yours!!!! Ever!!! Stay with ugly Jennifer!!! I'm into another man!!! I am not longer into you!!! i do not want to see your face again!!! And that's not going to change!!! I rather be a maid than see your stupid face again!!! So delete my messages!!! Oh, what the fock do I care!!! Go to hell!!! And leave the pirate alone!!! Estupido
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Nov 2017 01:34:10 GMT
Rook, A Rod noticed the same thing and insisted that J Lo must have helped Corky. This enraged Corky who pounded A Rod’s anus until it tore. Then he went in to snuggle with J Lo, eat some candy, and watch the care bears movie!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Nov 2017 07:23:51 GMT
Lovable or not, Corky is still a ‘tard. Does he get smarter when he’s angry? I’m surprised he knows how to spell “faggot.” I would have guessed he would misspell it as “”faget”!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Nov 2017 05:35:06 GMT
That was “giant faggot” not “giant factor”. When A Rod got home he found Corky plundering J Lo’s ass which made him cry. Corky cheered him up by ripping a fart in his face, them shooting him in the balls.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Nov 2017 05:33:36 GMT
Corky really didn’t appreciate A Rod bothering him, and he especially got annoyed at A Rod trying to talk dirt to him as Corky isn’t gay. A Rod found out today that Corky was so angry he shit all over the interior of A Rod’s Bentley! He smeared “giant factor” on the outside in shit. Corky really taught A Rod a lesson!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 Nov 2017 09:47:24 GMT
A-Rod was obviously just taking advantage of Corky, knowing full well that the mere sound of Corky ripping ass would bring himself to climax! How dare he call while He-Man reruns were airing! He deserved to have Corky use his pillowcase as toilet paper!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Nov 2017 03:58:42 GMT
While A Rod was gone covering the World Series he would call home each day to talk dirty to Corky and jerk off. This annoyed Corky who was always watching cartoons when A Rod would call him. Corky would rip farts into the phone which would make A Rod moan with delight, but when A Rod would try and talk dirty Corky would call him a stupid faggot and hang up. For bothering him so many times Corky shit all over A Rod’s closet and wiped his ass with A Rod’s pillowcase!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 01 Nov 2017 22:35:31 GMT
I read that you are marrying J-Low, in March, lot of laugh. You suddenly felt in love with her so fast. Your life is full of lies. Full of stupid lies. And if that's the truth then good. Very good. Go live a life of constant drama with a bunch of little kids, eee. No wonder they killed Rita in Dexter. I would have killed her too. So destiny did take a turn for a better luck, ah? At least for me it did. No drama for me and no little kids for me to put up with. I love them, they are sweet, but I don't have kids. They weren't part of my destiny. I shouldn't live among kids that don't belong to me because if something happens and I have to leave, I suffer because of the kids. No, thank you very much. Your life is too much. I wouldn't mind staying by myself until the end of my days, actually, so go head and marry ugly Jennifer. Tonight. Why wait until March? I'm going to make it anyways. I AM GOING TO MAKE IT, ANYWAYS. Understand, stupid man? You might see me someday again. By myself. Please don't come to say hey. I don't need you, or anyone. It's the other way around.
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 Nov 2017 00:00:50 GMT
Who cares about the loser cheat
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 Nov 2017 00:00:07 GMT
Get him off the world series!!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 31 Oct 2017 19:24:23 GMT
It was bad for me to say that I shouldn't insult you. Of course I have to insult you!!! I should insult you every single day!!! Stupid man.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 31 Oct 2017 18:35:11 GMT
Well, I guess this is good bye, for life. Destiny has taken a turn for better luck. At least for me. I wish for you to try your best to stand Jennifer as much as you can for more money and greater fame. I hope you get to enjoy every one of her cheesy shows. Do it por favor because the end of her cheesy fame is coming to and end. Please tell Jennifer that this is the end of her cheesy fame. She is also close to the end of furtune making at selling magazines and fake news that people crave to read for what I can clearly see. Unless you marry her and have a kid. Are you willing to do all this? Marry J-Low so she can raise your son? Well, good luck. But you have to do it, so you probably will, I truly believe. Otherwise, no more selling magazines. That's it and nothing else because what great can come from Jennifer? What great can come from her? Truly her? Nothing, other than cheesy shows. And movies staring her wearing a wig, obviously. So you have lost me, my sweet love. That happens when you are dumb and don't know how to fight for your true love.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 31 Oct 2017 16:45:03 GMT
Can you delete my messages, por favor? How come my messages is all there is to read on this board? You are not going to use me anymore, so delete my messages, por favor. Thank you very much.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 30 Oct 2017 21:51:10 GMT
Corky finally finished his potty training the other day! A-Rod took him out to Taco Bell to celebrate. When they got back home, Corky went into the bathroom and went explosive diarrhea while ripping some heinous and insanely loud farts! A-Rod heard the farts and went into a gay frenzy, running upstairs and knocked Corky off the toilet seat and then dunked his head in the toilet to get to Corky’s juicy, mouth-watering dookie juice!! A-Rod instantaneously gulped down about a gallon of the foul waste! Corky was so angry that A-Rod had knocked him over, so he started smacking A-Rod with shampoo bottles and bars of bath soap!! Corky then tried to strangle A-Rod with a bath towel and punched his balls like a boxing speed bag! Corky sure taught A-Rod a lesson that time!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 30 Oct 2017 06:32:02 GMT
Corky is the greatest lover of all times. The other day he was watching He-Man when A Rod walked by. Corky left a massive fart to entice A Rod. This worked and seconds later A Rod was aroused and was tounging Corky’s anus. A Rod profusely complimented Corky with for his amazing foreplay and Corky in return let loose a monster bomb on A Rod’s tongue. Corky then enjoyed having his butthole licked by A Rod while enjoying cartoons. What an amazing lover!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 30 Oct 2017 05:30:40 GMT
A-Rod and Corky are such a cute couple! It’s fantastic when Corky slaps A-Rod around for some trivial reason and then they have make-up sex in which A-Rod lovingly tongues Corky’s dirty anus!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 29 Oct 2017 13:09:04 GMT
I'm very sorry because I have insulted you so much. I'm not a bad person. I'm really not. I was just very upset because I believed in you. And me. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I made a mistake. It won't happen again. I swear. Good luck and I really wish you the best.
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