Alex Rodriguez

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Feb 2018 09:25:13 GMT
Corky sure loves sitting bare-assed on A-Rod’s expensive white leather furniture while ripping wet farts! He’s just so lovable!
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Yesterday Corky went into the the bathroom to go dookie and was very excited that he was progressing in his potty training. He had eaten a large deep dish Meat Lover’s sausage pizza from Pizza Hut the night before and really had to go badly! After expelling the giant dookie, he stood up to admire his creation! He then pulled out A-Rod’s phone and took a photo! He then ran out of the bathroom to show A-Rod the photo. A-Rod told Corky that he was disgusting and that he didn’t want to see Corky’s feces! A-Rod also scolded Corky for stealing his iPhone and failing to wash his hands. A-Rod then told Corky he was failing at potty training! Corky hen got really mad and slapped A-Rod in the face and then kicked him in the junk, causing A-Rod to double over in pain! Corky then turned around and somehow managed to spray diarrhea into A-Rod’s face even though he just released a giant dookie minutes before! Corky then jerked off into A-Rod’s face before heading downstairs to sit bare-assed on A-Rod’s white leather couch again while watching The Jetsons!
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Here is a picture of Corky’s dookie: https://m.imgur.com/pG9a1go
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Feb 2018 07:45:24 GMT
How rude of A Rod. It’s so obvious he must have been horny and baited Corky into providing some red hot anal sex! I bet he didn’t count on Corky catching on and donkey punching him into unconsciousness! Today Corky was sitting bare assed on A Rod’s white leather couch. He ripped many wet farts while watching the Smurfs. When smurfette came on Corky get excited and began grunting and jerking off. A Rod came in and began to cry seeing that Corky needed to seek the love of a cartoon female to get horny. Corky farted in A Rod’s direction and told him to get the f@ck away from him. He then jizzed all over A Rod’s leg before ripping a few more wet farts. He then wandered to the kitchen for a snack, leaving many brown stains all over the leather couch. When he got back with his twinkies and gummy bears he saw A Rod sniffing and licking the shit stains! Corky accused A Rod of cheating on him with the shit stains and flew into a ‘tard rage. He bashed A Rod’s head into the arm of the couch repeatedly, then tossed him out the window! Corky then relaxed with his snack and went back to watching the Smurfs.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 21 Feb 2018 05:45:25 GMT
Do you want to know what I think? I think that you don't care about me, and you don't care about Jennifer either. You only care about you, your team and the Yankees. That's what I strongly believe, and that's all right since I leave everything to God. Good bye
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 21 Feb 2018 05:35:48 GMT
Are you trying to make me believe that Jennifer knows about me and she personally responded to one of my messages today? You must stick to your sick plans, ah? Well, if that's the case you will go straight to hell the day you pass away, selfish man.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 20 Feb 2018 11:20:32 GMT
Yesterday Corky was eating a chocolate cake and was watching He-Man cartoons when A-Rod walked in and said that although Corky had the perfect bubble-butt, he needed to cut back on the sugary foods as he now had a bubble-gut! Corky got really mad at A-Rod for interrupting the cartoon to insult him and flew into a 'tard rage! Corky kicked A-Rod in the nuts and then pulled down his diaper and went dookie on A-Rod's head! Corky then yanked down A-Rod's Yankee uniform pants which A-Rod apparently still wears, and then gave A-Rod some rough anal sex! A-Rod enjoyed the rough anal and started moaning with pleasure, which made Corky even more angry! Corky then donkey-punched A-Rod before pumping his semen into A-Rod's colon. Corky then started watching the next episode of He-Man!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 20 Feb 2018 09:23:47 GMT
Today Corky was watching an old episode of one of his favorite shows “Step by Step”. He made a guest appearance on the episode as he played the lover of Cody, the idiot who lived in a van in the Lambert’s driveway. Corky and Cody had some wild sex in Cody’s van which was so loud with farts it woke up much of the lambert family. When they complained Corky viciously attacked them, and went dookie in their kitchen sink. (Corky later told me he had ad libbed that dookie!). Corky then had hot man action with Cody and J.T. Lambert in the van before heading off into the sunset. It was a very touching episode. Corky should have been added as a regular to that show.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 19 Feb 2018 17:41:11 GMT
Hello, and good bye for life since this time I swear I'm not coming back. And you just wait selfish man because you will pay for your mistakes. The mean mistakes that you make every single day. You should cancel your plans to hurt Jennifer because all she has is her name. That's all Jennifer has left, her fame, so you watch out mean man because if you hurt her name she will hurt you back, big time. And then comes God to make you pay as well. I can't wait.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:46:02 GMT
Hola fea. Ahora que destruiste tu cabellera, vas a tener que vivir usando pelucas. Ahora eres otra Torrie Wilson, pegandote pelo rubio porque destruistes el tuyo. Eso fue lo que hizo Alex Rodriguez con tu pobre vida, destruirla porque desde que comenzaste a salir con el te ves fea, cansada, arrugada y maltratada. Tu no te veias asi? Eso pasa cuando estas con un hombre que te da mala vida y preocupaciones. Asi que quedate con el!!! Para siempre!!! Ese hombre destruye a las mujeres!!! Definitivamente. Las destruye porque les da mala vida con tantas mentiras. Alex Rodriguez vive una vida llena de mentiras!!! Y eso debe de ser una pesadilla.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:42:00 GMT
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5404929/A-Rod-snaps-pic-Jennifer-Lopez-daughter-Emme.html
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:09:34 GMT
Hola estupido, como estas? Me dijeron por ahi que te vas a casar con la fea Jennifer y sus wigs? Bueno mira quiero que sepas que "cada obeja con su pareja" asi que estoy muy contenta de que eso sea asi porque tu definitivamente no eres el hombre para mi. Nunca lo fuistes! Me confundi como todo human being. 
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 18 Feb 2018 04:26:19 GMT
Today Oprah visited A Rod’s home. She was sitting on the couch in the living room when a naked Corky strolled through. He was totally nude and had an enormous erection. The Zoink Man was behind him. He was on a leash Corky was holding, and was on all fours like a dog. He was nude except for a spiked dog collar. Oprah stared at this spectacle as Corky pressed his bubble butt to the Zoink Man’s head, then ripped a massive fart. Oprah gasped in disgust at this display, embarrassing A Rod and annoying Corky. Corky best over, aimed his ass at Oprah, and let loose a torrent of shit. She screamed as his waste coated her from head to toe. The Zoink Man began tounging Corky’s asshole clean while Oprah ran screaming from the house. That lovable ‘tard sure spices up life in A Rod’s house!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:44:22 GMT
Plus the prostitutes and the "Fitness models" seriously, man. I'm way too good and decent for you. Way too much for someone like you. So go live you low class life While I live mine, which is very decent and clean. Disgusting human Being. That's exactly what YOU are to me.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:39:51 GMT
So today you are disgusting to me. You are the enemy. The type of dumb man who has sex with any trashy girl he encounters. Eek
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:38:02 GMT
Excuse me, stupid human being. Do you know how many times I have pictured yourself having sex with trashy Jennifer? Many times and it is disgusting. How about Torrie and the other ugly girls you love to date? Many times. While you never think that of me because I'm decent. Very decent.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Feb 2018 20:51:47 GMT
Just to let you know, I have a new dream that doesn't include you and your team, so you better stay with overrated Jennifer or someone else, stupid man because you are not in my new dream. The pirate is. Sorry. Sorry for losing me. Sorry for never being sensitive towards me. Sorry for always making fun of me!!! And for making me feel horribly. You and your team. Stupid human beings!!! Seriously
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Feb 2018 18:45:29 GMT
Exactly, Corky is right!!! LIFE GOES ON!!! Without you.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Feb 2018 18:43:37 GMT
Hello, stupid man. Are you awake? Did you finally wake up and are thinking about how to get rid of ugly J-Low? Are you finally aware that I should not be taken for granted? You, your team and the Yankees have been taking me for granted since you and I met in 2010. Yes, that is correct!!! That is very correct!!! Don't think I can forget!!! Okay so, just like Monk, this is what happened.... You and myself met in 2010 at a charity event for Boys & Girls, and even though we felt badly in love, you decided to let me go, but you always left me there waiting and waiting for you to come and get me someday. You first put me off to date goofy Cameron, which I never understood what for? Then you dumped her like an old shoe, of course, and put me off again to date man looking Torrie. But you got tired of her as well because she has nothing in her head other than fake blond hair, and hey you put me off again!!! To date an ugly billionaire, who by the way never cared about your stupid self. And now you are dating overrated, talentless, clueless and chubby Jennifer!!! You are once again pretending like you could care less about my precious self. I hope you and your people of support now understand why I AM SO UPSET!!!!! I'm very upset!!! Stupid man. Now, have a nice day, everyday with whoever the heck YOU choose to date!!! For what I freaking care.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 15 Feb 2018 16:42:35 GMT
Estupidoooo!!!! You and your life full of lies!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 15 Feb 2018 16:40:41 GMT
No wait, and this morning I open my Facebook page and the first thing I see is you showing me "All I Have" by J-Low sort of like letting me know that I'm right and she is wrong about feminism? You know that she abandons her kids, but you two are going strong! Lol
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 15 Feb 2018 16:36:28 GMT
You are sooo pathetic to me. So you don't want to propose to Jennifer just yet because the day you two get engaged you have to get married right away? Jajaja...Lot of laugh!!! The day I see you again I'm going to laugh on your stupid face.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 15 Feb 2018 02:26:09 GMT
‘Fart Club’ is a hot queer movie about an underground club of faggots who meet in abandoned buildings and basements and fart all over each other. The battle ends when one of the two opponents jizzes his pants in ecstasy from smelling his opponents farts. This is quite erotic and the movie is one of Corky’s all time favorites. Both of his hero’s John Pepperoni and Steve Anus are in the movie and meet in the final epic battle!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 13:28:30 GMT
whats the plot for fart club? is it two men in a ring, cheered on by an amphitheatre of rowdy men?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 10:15:02 GMT
Derek Jeter, Miami, FL
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 10:13:02 GMT
Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 09:59:32 GMT
Wow, Corky is so loving and talented to be able to create a heart-shaped dookie! Corky obviously put a lot of thought into that gift! I don't blame him at all for feeling that A-Rod didn't appreciate him - A-Rod deserved to be taught a painful lesson!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Feb 2018 07:44:13 GMT
Tonight Corky celebrated Valentines Day by leaving a heart shaped Dookie on A Rod’s pillow. When A Rod climbed into bed he laid his head on the pillow before noticing Corky’s gift. This enraged Corky who flew into a ‘tard rage. He began beating A Rod with a belt as A Rod jumped around the room yelping in pain. Half his head was covered in Corky’s dookie. Corky accused A Rod of destroying his gift and of not appreciating him. He then smacked A Rod in the face, then ripped off his pants and had some hot anal sex with A Rod. Corky was happy when A Rod’s anus tore and blood gushed all over the floor. Corky then jizzed all over A Rod, then ripped a nasty wet fart in his face. Corky then went off to get some Valentines Day chocolates and watch a spoof of the movie “Fight Club” called “Fart Club”. A Rod sure learned a lesson that time.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Feb 2018 10:57:32 GMT
Hello sir, I am a manager for Larry Flynt’s entertainment division. We would like to hire Mr. Corky to film some hardcore gay pornography with Alex Rodriguez. We will pay top dollar for Mr. Corky and Mr. Rodriguez will be paid minimum wage as that lovable Downer is the real star! Hope to hear from you soon!
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- John Testicle
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 13 Feb 2018 05:44:31 GMT
You are beautiful in the ouside, but ugly in the inside. I didn't know that, but now I know!!! So please leave me alone!!! Thank you very much. Asshole.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 13 Feb 2018 05:42:33 GMT
I'm not into you anymore!!! SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Go make other women bleed inside. I'm done with your stupid ass.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 13 Feb 2018 05:41:09 GMT
Leave me alone!!! Okay. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! AGAIN, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I moved on with my life. Now, it is your turn to move on with yours!!! Asshole.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 11 Feb 2018 16:47:08 GMT
And I was kidding, stupid man! You don't look like Donkey from Shrek! You know you are a gorgeous man, so please don't cry! Or you will have lines under your pretty eyes! Lot of laugh... Okay so, I'm back here again today to say something else because as you must suspect, I can not control myself... Humans are glass. Yep, that's what my dear father used to say to me all the time. Humans are glass, and when we are born, we are thick and strong. Almost unbreakable. And as we all live along, we become thin and thin and thin depending on how we live our lives as human beings. So to those who read this, stop using drugs, please. You should also stop drinking alcohol, smoking nicotine, as well as doing and eating the wrong things, or you will soon be crystal thin. So thin that you will break easily, and then you will have to be thrown away! Okay? Okay, then. Thanks and have a beautiful day, everyday. Nela Ferrer:-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 11 Feb 2018 15:17:01 GMT
Jennifer Lopez you are the worst. Yes, you are because you are a horrible mom. I have zero respect for yourself because you could care less about your children. You had kids for the heck of it, and then you abandon them whenever you have a chance. You love to go to New York to do crappy work, and you love to travel and play monkey on a stage because you don't want to be a mom because being a mom is hard. Very hard. Well, too bad so sad. No one asked you to have those kids. Not even Marc Anthony. You wanted to have kids, and since you gave birth to twins purposely you don't want to take responsibility. Being a mom is not something you do sometimes, sweetie pie. Being a mom is something you do all the time. So stop fooling around with younger men who don't care about yourself, and stop doing crappy work and playing monkey on a stage and take care of your kids personally, or one day not far from today you will live to regret not doing it.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 11 Feb 2018 15:16:20 GMT
Listen to me, Jennifer, please. Listen to me carefully because I know you read what I say in this page... Your priority in life is not your crappy career, or your cheesy dreams. That was before you had kids. Your priority in life are your twins. The ones you had with Marc Anthony? You have to raise those kids PERSONALLY. You can't let your mom do it for you, that's not good. Your kids need you because they came from you. They didn't come from your mom. And feminism is shit, anyways. Shit. I'm a single woman with no kids, yet I'm not trying to be a man. Like my dear father used to say "Men will always come first because we are the ones with the strong muscles, the deep voices, and the big hands" Can you go out there and rape a man, Jennifer? No, you can't. You can only open your legs. Men are stronger than women Jennifer, that's what you need to understand. God is a man, and he used Mary to have his son, Jesus. How come she didn't get pregnant with a girl? Because men are first and will always be first, Jennifer, and women are on earth to respect their bodies, have kids, and take care of their families. So stop fooling around with younger men, or one day you will regret not being there to take care of your kids properly, so they can grow to be great human beings. Amal Clooney is a very smart woman with a brilliant law career, but she pretty much quit to take care of her precious twins PERSONALLY. Too bad you don't have a degree to understand that YOU must do the exact same thing.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 11 Feb 2018 07:36:31 GMT
Why does A-Rod continually treat Corky like a baby? Although Corky wears a diaper and is still potty training, he certainly isn’t a baby! A-Rod must do things just to piss off Corky so that he receives some hot rough anal sex as punishment!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Feb 2018 20:30:43 GMT
This week I was skiing in Jackson Hole when I saw A Rod and Corky on the tram. They were making out which was pretty adorable. Corky then left a massive fart which made the entire tram stink of ass. At the top Corky got scared and told A Rod he didn’t want to ski down. A Rod told him to stop being a baby. Corky then made a dookie in his diaper then attacked A Rod, stabbing him with a ski pole, then ripping down his ski pants before giving him some really rough anal sex in the snow. At the same time Corky shoved his overflowing diaper in A Rod’s face. Shockingly during this attack A Rod moaned with delight. I watched this and found myself highly aroused! Corky jizzed in A Rod’s bleeding asshole. He then made A Rod lay flat and act as a sled. Corky then rode A Rod down the hill, laughing the entire time! They are one adorable couple!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 10 Feb 2018 14:26:38 GMT
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5372839/Jennifer-Lopez-bonds-nine-year-old-daughter-Emme.html
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 10 Feb 2018 14:24:16 GMT
Okay so this text is for obsolete and overrated Jennifer... Let's all be men, right Jennifer? Let's all be men. Isn't that what you are teaching your little girl? Let's all be men, women as well. Let's forget about family and motherhood and let's all be men? Let's all have a dick and compete for the same things. Women should have kids and leave them in the care of old relatives and suspicious nannies because Jennifer believes that women should not be girls. No, women should all be men, says clueless Jennifer. Isn't that what feminism is all about? Ah, stupid human being? You gave birth to twins, and then you pretty much abandon your kids to go after your dreams. Do you see them every day? Do you make breakfast for them? Do you take them to school? Do you give them a bath and read to them before they go to bed? Do you do those things every single day, ugly Jennifer? Every single day? No, you can't because you are out there sleeping with men, and working out there while traveling all over the United States even though you don't need the damn income. So let's forget about what women are really meant to do on earth, and let's all be men, so we can compete with them and get what we all deserve? God bless, clueless Jennifer. If I could only help feminist women understand that at the end of the day they are making a huge mistake by trying to compete with men. I mean, that would be amazingly great.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 10 Feb 2018 14:22:44 GMT
Good morning, stupid man. How are you today, Donkey from Shrek? Oh, I hope you're having a stomachache from all the shit that you eat everyday with chubby Jennifer. Let me tell you something, selfish man, and this text is mostly for your soon to be "fiancé" overrated Jennifer. She has been "nominated" to a few Golden Globes awards because sad enough you can buy anything in today's dirty world. Yes, you can. You can even buy followers. Oh, you didn't know? Yes, you can buy all the followers you want to get if you have money!!! Like you and your ugly lover. Why hasn't she won? Well, simply because she has terrible voice and not enough dough to buy a damn award!!! There you go, estupido. You think you are smarter than myself? Then you have to think again, and again, and again, and again until you understand since YOU don't seem to have a good brain inside your stupid head!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 09 Feb 2018 16:35:28 GMT
And my family is in danger!!! Do you even care? No, you could care less. You could give a flying damn. A-Rod the mean man. A-Rod the selfish man. You should be ashamed of yourself!!! Stupid man.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 09 Feb 2018 16:34:33 GMT
And Jennifer is the worst. Ugly J-Low from the block and her false reports... J-Low the glamorous, mega star, one of the best dancers of all times, the strict diet that she swears by even though she is fat! The many pictures that shows she hasn't aged at all? Hello!!! Dear, Lord. She's even been a singing judge when she doesn't even have a good voice!!! How many awards has she won? Ah? None. None! For what I recall. She does hair commercials wearing a wig! Seriously, a freaking wig!!! Please. I have a gorgeous head of hair, yet no one cares! So you two are among the worst! You've been using J-Low from the moment you two hooked up, and since Jenny from the block can not live without a cock, hey there you go!!! 2 + 2 is obviously 4.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 09 Feb 2018 16:32:19 GMT
You are amazing to me. I mean, AMAZING. Beyond believe. You should be nominated for an award. And you should also win. You don't even need to have an acting degree. And the Oscar goes to... The most fake man in this universe. They don't even have to say your name, stupid man.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Feb 2018 01:33:48 GMT
A Rod really is rude. I’m glad Corky is teaching him some manners. Today Corky was watching ‘Step by Step’ and jerking off to J.T. Lambert. When A Rod came in he saw this and started crying. Corky called him a little faggot then took a monster dookie in his diaper. Corky then yelled at A Rod and told him he better find J.T. Lambert today so Corky could have hot man action with him while A Rod watched. A Rod is so terrified of Corky he said he’d get right on it. Corky was so happy he made another dookie in his diaper then began jerking off again.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 19:57:29 GMT
Good bye, stupid man. I'm gonna go marry a dear friend, so I can stay in the United States!!! Seriously, I swear to my hair, if you only knew how much I hate your stupid self!!! Say hi to ugly Jennifer. Thanks
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 19:54:11 GMT
And you got rid of the big sponsors! Right, stupid guy? Why? Oh, I know exactly why... To protect your stupid ass!!! Because I happen to have an attorney now, and you know that!!! I'm telling you A-Dumb became that's your new name A-Dumb! The day you die you will go straight to hell!!! Stupid man.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 19:50:24 GMT
Excuse me! Where are the sponsors? Ah? You are amazing. Amazing!!! You are someone I would never trust with my own precious life. Never!!! Anyways, it is me again. The only one who can obviously post on this dumb page. I have a question for your stupid self... Jennifer Lopez is the greatest dancer of what? Are you freaking kidding me now? Let me say this again, sir... Jennifer Lopez has zero talent. Zero talent!!! I can dance much better than she does. Yes, that's right. I'm a no one, yet I can dance much better than overrated Jennifer. She is only an ugly girl with a lot of cheesy fame because I'm a much better dancer than she is!!! I'm actually thinking she might be hooked up on cocaine? And that's it!!! Just look at her latest video, please. Stupid human being. One of the greatest dancers of all times my beautiful Venezuelan ass! Stupid guy.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 19:03:49 GMT
Corky ripped a particularly heinous-smelling fart in A-Rod’s face on his 42nd birthday last July. Corky thought he had given A-Rod a very valuable gift which A-Rod would cherish. However, Corky just realized that A-Rod never sent him a “thank you” card for that fart gift! Corky follows the rules of etiquette and got really angry and flew into another ‘tard rage yesterday, which ended when A-Rod had a torn anus, cracked ribs, and was covered in semen, piss, and dookie! Corky taught A-Rod a lesson that time!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 04:51:49 GMT
That stinks that you got stuck cleaning it up! It must have been quite a sight. But Corky cannot be held responsible as he’s just too darn lovable! Obviously A-Rod is to blame for what happened!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Feb 2018 01:35:27 GMT
I work at US Bank Stadium as a janitor. I was tasked with cleaning up the suite A Rod and that Corky guy were in during the Super Bowl. It was heinous. In a matter of hours they completely destroyed the suite. When I first entered the stink of ass and shit hit me. The place was coated in shit, blood, semen, and piss. Someone had scrawled “Corky” all over the walls in shit. The furniture was all destroyed and the TV’s that had been hanging on the wall were now covered in shit and had been ripped off the walls and smashed! There was en enormous amount of gay porn laying all over the room as well as dildo’s, and a large bottle of KY jelly. The bathroom in the suite was an abomination and was covered in diarrhea. Even the ceiling was coated! The toilet had been somehow ripped off the ground and was smashed and laying on its side. The toilet did have an enormous turd in its bowl. There were McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Arby’s wrappers everywhere. It was the most horrendous site I’d ever seen! Those guys are total animals!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 07 Feb 2018 04:09:53 GMT
Your friend is so lucky! Not only did he get to see Corky’s bubble butt, he also got to watch dookie being sprayed out of it like a fire hose!! It sounds like your Corky turned the Super Bowl into a Super Bowel experience!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 06 Feb 2018 13:49:18 GMT
And Jennifer Lopez sucks. Yes, she does. She sucks. She knows she sucks, so she is using Puerto Rico's misery to stay afloat because she knows she sucks. But many people in this world also suck, so there you go. Dumbs follow Jennifer, so you are with her to get some of that love because people hate you, stupid A-Rod. You made a mistake by going on that stage Saturday. Huge mistake because you are a fake, so most people hate your stupid self. And Jennifer is exactly the same way. You two should stay together until you both die someday because you two are exactly the same shit.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 06 Feb 2018 13:48:45 GMT
You know, year after year I have come to realize that you don't care about anyone other than yourself, and that's because you don't have a heart inside your chest. I don't know what you have in there, but it isn't a heart. It can not be a heart. You have millions of dollars sitting in the bank. You even have a new plane, so watch out, stupid man because one of these days, that plane might crash with you and your family in it because you know my misery and my suffering, yet you don't care since you don't have a heart inside your chest. Mean man. Horrible man. Selfish man. That's why you don't deserve any respect from any person on earth including myself. That's why you shouldn't go on a stage because people hate your fake self. They boo yourself for you to go away because they know that you don't have a heart inside your chest.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 06 Feb 2018 09:09:47 GMT
I have a friend who was at the Super Bowl. He sat right below the private suite A Rod and Corky were in. He said that the entire section ignored the game and instead was focused on the hot sexual antics going on in A Rod’s suite. At one point Corky stuck his bubble butt out causing his adoring fans to cheer. He then sprayed diarrhea all over everyone which caused the section to go into a a queer frenzy with dudes jerking off and buttslamming each other while chanting “Corky”. Corky was later spotted having hot man action with Urkel.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Feb 2018 23:37:22 GMT
Hey, stupid man, I know exactly what's wrong with you!!! Your life is Boooooo... Yep! Your life is soooo fake, people can not take it. They don't know why, but they can sense something is not right. You are a fake. Your life has always being a huge fake. So you and Jennifer are a huge, famous fake as well. Your relationship with her is fake. She knows you are not really into her. I can tell when she tries to talk about yourself. She looks the other way with hate like "Don't ask me about him, please" Are you doing this for the Yankees, or only for yourself? You are committed to ugly Jennifer for business and only business. Overrated Jennifer understands that you are with her for fame and to sell shit over the Internet. How can you live with yourself? Oh, I know how you can... Money!!! Money and fame control your stupid head. So, what's next? An engegament? Are you and Jennifer be willing to go that far? No matter what? I see. And your kids? Oh, who cares about them!!! They have to take it as well!!! Worthless man. Seriously!!! I have the right to be upset because YOU ARE A COMPLETE FAKE!!!! Booooooo!!!! Booooo man.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Feb 2018 20:35:38 GMT
Hey, I'm only hoping your little girls don't follow Kylie Jenner because that would be a crying shame.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Feb 2018 20:34:41 GMT
Hello, and what's wrong with you? No, really, what is wrong with you? How come you are so hooked up with J-Low? Not that I care anymore because I'm not attracted to you thanks to your relationships with stupid human beings. I'm just wondering, what is wrong is you? I'm thinking you are either getting a lot of money from J-Low, or you have become a gay man. Yep, I'm thinking you are gay these days and don't care anymore who you date. Because who has Jennifer to offer? Nothing. Noooothiiiing!!! She has no talent, no voice, no beauty, no class, no style, no hair, no good brain, and on top of all of that, she is fat and a terrible mom, who sees her kids only sometimes. So, I don't understand what the heck is up with you. Maybe you are just dumb? Yeah, you might be dumb and I didn't know it before.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Feb 2018 07:53:23 GMT
I was watching the SuperBowl when the camera quickly showed A Rod and Corky. They were making out and Chris Collinsworth seemed very excited to announce A Rod and Corky were in the house. I noticed their private suite also had the guy who played JT Lambert on ‘Step by Step’, the guy who played ‘Eddie’ on ‘Growing Pains’, Ralph Macchio, Urkel, and a number of midgets. They were all engaged in some hot man action. I bet by the end of the game that suite was covered in shit, jizz, piss, blood, and reeked of farts. That was one A list celebrity gathering. I wasn’t positive but I thought I saw Alf there as well as Max Wright!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 18:29:05 GMT
It is all about you two!!! And only you two!!! Until you are useful to the news. Again, I have not read anything that says that Jennifer Lopez has really given millions of dollars to the Puerto Rico cause. For what I recall she only gave 25 thousand bucks!!! Lol
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 18:26:03 GMT
Excuse me again. I have to say something else because I can not control myself. First, Jennifer looked like a pregnant leopard last night, lot of laugh. Second and last, where is the news that proves that she really donated millions of dollars to Puerto Rico? Ah? How come the mayor hasn't said anything about that? I might be wrong and you might be right, again lot of laugh! I'm going to be waiting for your response! Liars, liars, pants on fire!!! 35 million dollars my beautiful ass!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 14:07:40 GMT
Excuse me, do you think I'm weird? No, seriously, do you think I'm weird? Why? Why most people think I'm weird. Wait, no most people, every people think I'm weird. So I need to ask, why? Because I don't sleep with any man on earth? Because I haven't had sex since 2008? I'm not a lesbian, by the way. I'm completely straight. So, why am I weird again? Well, I don't think I'm weird. Now, this is what's really weird... Having sex with a man, being dumped by him, then having sex with another man, being dumped by him as well, then having sex with another man and being dumped by him again? And again? Well, that's not just weird. That's a fatality to me, specially when a woman has little kids since I'm not a feminist. Men can do whatever the heck they want to do with their dicks because they are here to spread their seeds while women must respect their bodies and their families because that's why my dead father used to believe. So, I'm not weird. I'm actually smart. Very smart, for not sleeping with every man who wants to sleep with my precious self. Okay, that's all I had to say today, stupid man. Have a beautiful football day next to used up Jennifer. Booooriiiiing. Boring. I prefer to watch baseball, sorry.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 08:47:38 GMT
Last night A-Rod took Corky out for a lovely romantic dinner at Pizza Hut. After eating half of a Meat-Lovers pizza and drinking three glasses of Mountain Dew, Corky was incredibly happy and was having a great time. There was a Mexican family eating at a table nearby and one of the people at the table suddenly ripped a loud fart. A-Rod turned around and crinkled his nose after hearing the fart. Corky saw this and got really angry! Corky accused A-Rod of cheating on him by smelling the fart! Corky then started slapping and kicking A-Rod before pulling down his diaper and going dookie on A-Rod, who was curled up in a ball on the floor! Corky when ripped offA-Rod’s pants and underwear and then proceeded to pound A-Rod’s anus until it spurted blood like a fire hydrant! Corky then got bored and played on a pinball machine near the entrance until an ambulance came to help A-Rod. Corky taught A-Rod respect that time!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 08:36:37 GMT
That story is so hot! A-Rod totally deserved to be anally pounded like that for failing to properly advise A-Rod in the use of moisturizer on his asshole! Sometimes I wonder whether A-Rod does things to intentionally piss off Corky, resulting in some hot anal sex!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 07:09:31 GMT
Today Corky decided in order to look his best for the upcoming “Paul Blart 3” role he really needed to get his anus in shape. After making A Rod tongue his anus clean he decided to apply some fancy moisturizer A Rod uses on his face. When it began to sting his anus Corky accused A Rod of trying to kill him and ruin his acting career. A Rod denied this and told Corky he never advised him to use that moisturizer on his asshole. Corky was having none of this and flew into a ‘tard rage. He beat A Rod over the head, then began working the body like Mike Tyson in his prime. A Rod went down groaning like a sack of potatoes. Corky pounced on him and removed his diaper and pants before giving A Rod the roughest anal sex of all times. A Rod began crying as his ass began gushing blood. This pleased Corky and he made a dookie that landed with a splat on the floor behind him. Corky then spun A Rod around, and as he continued punishing his ass shoved A Rod’s face into the dookie and screamed at him to eat it. Only once A Rod had gobbled up the dookie did Corky relent and stop pounding A Rod’s asshole. Corky then left A Rod laying on the floor in a puddle of shit, jizz, cum, and blood, and went off to get a push pop from the freezer before heading to watch some teletubbies.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Feb 2018 01:27:43 GMT
Just saw a super hot episode of Mr. Belvedere. After raping most of the family Corky as “Mongo” was so darn lovable they tossed Mr. Belvedere into the garage and let Corky sleep in his bedroom. Corky shit all over the house. During this period we found out this was a “very special episode” as Wesley was going to camp and some demented faggot camp counselor was trying to molest him. Corky sniffed out this faggot quickly and went to the camp where he brutally attacked the counselor. He then ripped many farts in his face and strangled him to death with his diaper. Once he was dead Corky proceeded to have hot butt sex with him while all of the camps kids and other counselors cheered him on. The police were called in but found Corky/Mongo so darn lovable they didn’t even charge him with anything. Instead the cops planted a gun on the deranged faggot counselor and then said he must have killed him self. None of this made sense but everyone got a great laugh. The episode ended with Corky and Mr. Belvedere in bed together snuggling. What an erotic and special episode!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Feb 2018 16:38:50 GMT
And why am I upset? Oh, I will tell you exactly why I'm upset, stupid man. I'm upset because I'm pregnant with hate! That's right. And you are the father of my hate because I haven't had sex with anyone on earth other than myself since 2008 waiting for your stupid self! While you prefer to date used up, ugly Jennifer, who buy the way can't live without a man! Trashy Jennifer. Always bringing different men into her bed! Always fooling around with men much younger than she is while her mom raises her two little kids! That's right! Her mother raises her twins because her daughter can not live without a dick! Clueless human being. I have zero respect for women like Jennifer! Zero respect!!! I will never understand God. Never!!! How come he didn't give me a kid? A great woman like me. If I had a kid, I would raise my kid personally. I would not have my mom raise him for me!!! Grrrrrr!!!! Good bye now. I'm gonna go write! Because that's what I do. I create beautiful things every single day while clueless Jennifer produces shit and sleeps with any man who wants to sleep with her! Grrrrrrr... I'm so upset I want to kill someone today! Alex are you there? Can I kill you today? Oh, that would be so great if I could kill you today!!! Stupid man!:-)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Feb 2018 16:35:14 GMT
Okay, so you wanna play a game? Let's play a game then! Stupid man. Hey, Jennifer! Are you there? Jennifer! I'm Marianela Ferrer. Yes, I'm the other girl! The one your boyfriend really wants to marry! Yes, he wants to marry me! Because you don't want to leave a finger free for the engagement ring! Low class human being living in Beverly Hills. How much money did you give to Puerto Rico? Ah? How much? Nothing!!! Nada!!! Zip. You only used Puerto Rico's misery to sell magazines!!! That's all you did. Crying on TV. Pleeease. Who is going to believe this? Not me!!! You should be ashamed of yourself! Ugly Jennifer. Ugly Jennifer!!! Chubby Jennifer!!! Because you are fat!!! Look at your chubby arms!!! Strict diet my cute ass. Jajajaja jajajaja lot of laugh.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 03 Feb 2018 16:31:44 GMT
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Feb 2018 11:13:13 GMT
A-Rod must have had a great time jerking off with Corky while watching that episode. He had to have been relieved that he wasn’t on the receiving end of one of Corky’s vicious tard rages!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Feb 2018 06:46:13 GMT
Today Corky was watching Mr. Belvedere while eating a box of twinkies. He was very happy to see it was the episode he starred in. He told A Rod the story of how he just wandered onto the set and began ass raping the various characters. The homosexual director enjoyed this so much he decided to add Corky to the episode as a character named “Mongo” who lurked outside the ‘Owens’ home and whenever anyone would come out he would attack and rape them. When Mr Belvedere tried to protect them Corky gave him a good beating then ripped numerous farts in his face before also ass raping him! Both Corky and A Rod jerked off while watching this Uber erotic piece of TV history!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Feb 2018 21:55:16 GMT
Wow!!! Look at the sponsors on top of this page thanks to what I say here everyday. No one can post any comments here other than myself. No one other than Marianela Ferrer. Four people try to post something here yesterday, yet there isn't a way to post anything. No one can say anything other than me. They can only read. They can not write anything. Only me can do such a thing. You must be making a killing while I can't help my family leave the country of crime and misery. I just pray they don't get killed one of these days. Well, I'm not going to talk to an attorney, by the way. I'm just going to let you pay for your own mistakes. You will pay for your mistakes.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Feb 2018 21:43:55 GMT
Just to let you know, I just found a good job with good income. I'm going to safe and then I'm going to leave this country and never come back here again. Never. The United States will never see my face again, I swear. So if you want to steal my work. The precious work that I've been living for, then go ahead. What can I say. We all pay for our mistakes here on earth. Just look around yourself. Everybody pays for their mistakes. So you will pay for your mistakes as well. Specially when you hurt someone like myself, who only tries to help as much as she can. No wonder I'm so upset. Now, go pray and then try to have a nice day, everyday next to Jennifer, or whoever girl you choose to date. You have lost me. You have lost me because you use dumb, innocent girls for money and fame. You have lost someone great like myself, and that will be enough punishment.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 02 Feb 2018 16:04:36 GMT
Listen to me, stupid man. I want you to delete me from your sick plans. I do not want to be compared to someone like Jennifer. No thanks. I'm too special to be compared to her, and too good for yourself, anyways. I also hate games. You are not Christian, I am not An, and this isn't Fifty Shades of Grey. Again, I hate games. So please cancel your sick plans. Do it today. And do not safe the date because it isn't going to happen between you and me. I'm too smart for your stupid being. And if you don't get rid of all of my messages on this page, I'm going to seek legal help as soon as I can. The love is gone. The dream is destroyed. I am not longer into you. I do not like you anymore. I do not want to see you again. I swear to God and I swear to my life, I do not care about you at all. You did this to us. This is all your fault. So good bye and good luck.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Feb 2018 05:52:41 GMT
How dare A Rod try and treat Corky like a baby! Thankfully Corky taught A Rod an important lesson. Corky enjoys wearing a diaper and having his ever penis and ass need met by A Rod and if A Rod doesn’t like it Corky can easily find a new lover who will gladly tongue his filthy butthole clean and change his diaper multiple times a day.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Feb 2018 00:33:21 GMT
A-Rod has been potty-training Corky recently and yesterday tried to teach Corky how to wipe his ass with toilet paper after taking a dump. Corky kept making mistakes and wiped his leg instead of his anus and A-Rod corrected him repeatedly. After the third time, Corky got frustrated and angry and said A-Rod needed to lick his butthole clean! Corky grabbed A-Rod’s head and shoved it into his asscrack! Corky then ordered A-Rod to lick it clean! Corky also ripped several wet farts during this process to teach A-Rod a lesson! Corky sure turnedtbe tables on A-Rod that time!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:41:42 GMT
As I told you before, stupid A-Rod, I'm broke. Oh, I'm sure you know that I'm broke because you know everything about me, stupid human being!!! I am broke!!! So broke that I can not even buy me a tooth brush. But, I'm beautiful. Very beautiful and very smart, and that stupid guy is enough for me to have a wonderful life, because my beauty and brains and priceless. PRICELESS!!! Poor ugly girl wishes she looked like myself. Now, go have a beautiful day next to UGLY Jennifer!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:33:33 GMT
Please tell overrated Jennifer that SHE IS FAT!!! Yes, yes, yes, fat, fat, fat, lot of laugh!!! She is fat!!! I probably weight as much as one of her thighs. Tell her to stop eating so much crap!!! Fat ass.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:30:40 GMT
Hello, stupid man. How are you today? Oh, I hope you are having a toothache that lasts three hundred and sixty five days. I have a question for you stupid self... Who dresses ugly Jennifer? Ah? And who does her makeup and macho hair? She probably does it herself for what I can tell. She looks so much like Chicken Run. Yes, she does!!! I'm only hoping you were smart enough to get the number of one of those pretty Guess models that posed on a picture with ugly Jennifer and her ugly hair? I mean, seriously you are obviously with Jennifer for her fame because she is UGLY!!! Ugly. Jesus, she's is ugly. And what's with her dumb face? She tries so hard when the photographers hit her face that she seems like she's about to faint! When is the wedding again? NEVER!!! That's when you are going to marry ugly Jennifer. Never!!! The rest is pretend because she is AN UGLY GIRL!!! Ugly girl with a huge famous name. But nothing can take the Bronx from her. NOTHING!!! Not even Guess can.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 30 Jan 2018 07:15:28 GMT
Corky has the flu right now. A-Rod was driving Corky to Carl’s Jr. last night in his Bentley for a delicious meal when Corky suddenly had to sneeze. Instead of using a tissue, Corky l, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, turned his head toward A-Rod and unleashed a powerful sneeze, coating A-Rod’s face with boogers and snot! A-Rod turned his head toward Corky and yelled, telling him that was disgusting and dangerous to do while A-Rod was driving. Corky then became enraged that A-Rod dared to yell at him and grabbed the steering wheel, jerking the car into a tree, causing $200k in damage to A-Rod’s Bentley! Corky then slapped A-Rod in the face repeatedly before pulling down A-Rod’s pants to ass-rape A-Rod! A-Rod learned to respect Corky’s sneezes that time!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 29 Jan 2018 13:27:30 GMT
Hey, it's me again! You know, the owner of this stupid page? Please tell ugly Jennifer that her body looks just like one of those huge ice-cream cones you can buy at the mall! Chubby Jenny from the Bronx and her pantyhose. She is so awful and dumb. Awful and dumb!!! Lol
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 29 Jan 2018 13:16:23 GMT
Excuse me, I'm Marianela Ferrer, the owner of this page, so I demand you include UNF because that's my favorite place in the whole freaking world! Lol
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 29 Jan 2018 12:55:33 GMT
You've got to be freaking kidding me! FSCJ? On top of this page? Really, FSCJ? I just contacted FSCJ a few days ago! I mean, what at the odds? Bill is so right, my dear Lord. I'm more important than I really know! Lol
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 28 Jan 2018 13:49:48 GMT
Asshole
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 28 Jan 2018 13:49:33 GMT
Hey, I forgot to say that you are using me as well, senseless man. Yes, you are!!! You are getting a profit out of what I say in this board while I don't even have a buck to buy me a tooth brush at a dollar store!!! Oh, I hate you!!! If you only knew how much.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 28 Jan 2018 13:46:23 GMT
Okay so, this is what I think about you. And I'm not trying to be mean. I'm only here to be sincere. You are not a good father to your kids. You love them a little bit, but not enough for me to be proud of you. I'm sure your girls know how bad of a husband you were to their mom. Yes, you were. You used her. You did. You married Cynthia only because at the time it was the best thing for you and your contract. She became a rich wife in the outside, but a miserable woman in the inside. Hey, you were having sex with the material girl when your ex was giving birth to your second daughter. You are also a bad friend. Yes, you are, otherwise where are the other baseball men? Do you even talk to them? No, you don't because they don't like your selfish guts. You are as well a mean boyfriend to Jennifer. Yes, you are. You are using her. That's all you are doing with Jennifer, using her for more money and greater fame. You could care less about her. If Jennifer couldn't give you sex today, you would just go ahead and get it from someone else. You were also mean to Kate, and to Cameron, and to Torrie Wilson, and to the ugly billionaire simply because you were a lier, lier pants on fire, and a fake boyfriend to all of them. I can only imagine how much YOU lied to all of those poor girls. You love your mom because you are a mama's boy, but do you really care about her at all? Oh, I don't know. You only care about you and only you for what I can tell. So if I had to pick between yourself and the pirate man, I would definitely stay with Johnny Depp.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 27 Jan 2018 19:46:00 GMT
Good bye, baseball man. Have a nice day, everyday, and a cheesy Saint Valentine's Day next to your soon to be fiancé, easy Jennifer.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 27 Jan 2018 19:45:23 GMT
Years before then, I was probably ten, I was sitting on my grandfather's legs when out of somewhere my father yelled "Marinela! Come here!" I thought "oh, oh" because I knew I had done something wrong. I went to my dad right away as always, and he secretly told me "You can not sit on any man's legs. Do you understand?" I didn't understand, so I had to ask him "Why?" He said "Because men have a pennies. Women have a vagina and men have a pennies, and when little girls sit on their legs their pennies grows, and that's wrong. Very wrong. You can not sit on any man's legs, including your grandfathers. You can only sit on your husband's legs when you marry someday. Do you understand?" I said "Yes sir, I understand" He smiled with me and said "Okay, go play" And that was my father. The greatest man I have ever met.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 Jan 2018 19:44:43 GMT
When I was a kid, probably 14, my dad had a house on the beach. One day, I went for a swim when suddenly a man approached me. He was about your age, and a very nice man. We started talking inside the beach when unexpectedly, my father yelled at me "Marinela! Come here! Right now!" So I left the nice man and went to my dad right away. When I got to him he asked me "Why are you talking to that man?" I didn't know what to say, so my father told me "Go inside the house" I said to him "Yes, sir" And went inside his place while he approached the man and threatened him to put him in jail if he ever talked to me again. Okay. Then my dad when inside the house and saw me crying profusely because I couldn't understand why he treated me that way in front of such a nice man. So my father asked me "Why are you crying?" Again, I didn't say anything since I didn't understand what was happening. So my father said this to me "Stop crying and look at me" I looked at him and he said to me "That man doesn't want to be your friend. That man wants sex because that's what all men want, sex" He got closer to my face and said "You are not allowed to talk to estrangers again. Do you understand?" He asked me again "Do you understand?" I said "Yes sir, I understand". So my daddy finally said "Okay, go play"
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 Jan 2018 00:43:26 GMT
Rook, that is so hot. I wonder if lovable Corky will seek out a hot rendezvous with Mr. Heyward? A Rod really is a little bitch for worrying about Corky not shitting his diaper when he looks at him. Is that some kind of ‘tard sign for attraction? I found it incredibly erotic, and very World Series like, that Heyward motivated Corky to give his best while pummeling A Rod, by belching into Corky’s anus! I bet Corky was delighted with that. If A Rod doesn’t watch out he will soon loose Corky. I doubt A Rod could handle that as he would only be left with the Zoink Man.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 26 Jan 2018 17:05:31 GMT
You need to be a good father to your kids, please. You need to forget about selling stupid magazines, and be there for your little girls because when you are certain age, you are only going to care about the love that you get from the people that you made!!! Look at Elton John. He is retiring to be a father to his sons, and that's because he is old enough to understand that he must be a family man. I know you are still young, oh well to bad so sad!!! YOU ARE A DAD!!! Do you understand, stupid man? Where are you today? When was the last time you saw your two little girls? I don't know why God gave you kids!!! I really don't know what he was thinking!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 26 Jan 2018 17:03:44 GMT
And Jennifer doesn't really care to bring a different man into her bed whenever she can for what I can tell. Oh well, her little girl will do exactly the same!!! Trashy girl. That's what my father used to call women like Jennifer, who have sex with any cute man that wants to sleep with her. Trashy girl!!! Always opening her legs to men!!! Maybe her daddy touched her and kissed her to much? Hey, U 2 are a great pair made on planet earth!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 26 Jan 2018 17:01:37 GMT
Jesus Christ, baseball man, you are definitely NOT a family man. You have two precious little girls, yet you don't seem to care much about them. But I understand, shallow man because you didn't have a father to raise you well. I only hope Cynthia is a good mom to her little girls. I also pray for her current man to be a good father to them because YOU seem like you could give a flying damn about being a parent. It is all about MONEY!!! That's what your life is all about, stupid man. Dirty Money and cheesy fame.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 Jan 2018 09:59:56 GMT
A-Rod treated Corky to dinner at a KFC on Wednesday night. When they walked into the restaurant, Corky saw Jason Heyward filling up a cup with grape Crush at the soda machine. Corky had no idea which player it was, although he recognized the Cubs uniform that Heyward was wearing. Corky got so excited that he made a huge dookie in his diaper! A-Rod immmediately got extremely jealous and said that Corky must not love him anymore since Corky didn't make dookies when he looked at A-Rod! Corky then got really mad at A-Rod for acting like a little bitch! Corky slapped A-Rod right in the face and then started throwing trays and various condiments at him! Jason Heyward turned around and started laughing and cheered Corky on! Heyward then bent down and released one of his epic grape soda belches near Corky's anus to motivate him! Corky gave Jason Heyward a high-five and then continue to beat the crap out of A-Rod! Corky then jumped up and down on A-Rod's chest until a couple ribs snapped like twigs! Jason Heyward then took Corky to the Wendy's across the street and bought him a frosty!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 Jan 2018 09:06:50 GMT
Today Corky was riding in A Rod’s car when A Rod tried to show off and turned on the cooling feature in Corky’s seat. When Corky felt the cool air on his asshole he was furious and accused A Rod’s car of being a faggot and trying to grab his ass. He then began kicking and punching everything in sight as he flew into a ‘tard rage. He kicked his foot threw the glove compartment, then bashed out the window with his arm. He then dropped his pants and diaper and let loose a nice shit spray into the back seat. When A Rod tried to settle Corky down by exposing what had happened Corky became even more enraged and began pummeling A Rod, smacking him across the face, then pressing his bare ass to A Rod’s head and ripping a massive wet fart that coated A Rod in diarrhea slime. A Rod barely was able to control the car and nearly sideswiped a minivan! Corky then demanded he be treated to a frosty which A Rod immediately did. Corky really taught A Rod a lesson that time!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 25 Jan 2018 12:23:29 GMT
Now, go dream about me!!! Stupid human being. Go dream about me while I move to Madrid to succeed!!! Finally.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 25 Jan 2018 12:18:42 GMT
Hey, I see the sponsors that I have been able to bring to this page!!! Yeaeee!!! That's so great!!! I mean, great for you of course!!! It is always about you and ONLY you!!! Now, go use J-low. Go live a life of lies.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 25 Jan 2018 12:15:48 GMT
Excuse me, can I order a bouquet of flowers, please? So you can become even more rich? What about an engagement ring? Where can I buy one? Do you know? Any thoughts?... Now, that Saint Valentines comes, it is time to sell a bunch of stupid stuffs!! That's exactly what U 2 are useful for!! Lol
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 Jan 2018 07:16:40 GMT
Wow! Corky was really supportive of A Rod’s dream of getting into the HOF! I bet A Rod felt like a million bucks as Corky’s ass pressed itself to his face and released a noxious fart.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 Jan 2018 06:44:31 GMT
A-Rod and Corky were watching a report on new baseball Hall of Fame selections on Wednesday evening when A-Rod told Corky he hoped he’d get voted in a few years from now. Corky said that was great and then pulled down his diaper, pressed his bare ass against A-Rod’s face, and then ripped a loud wet fart!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 Jan 2018 02:45:22 GMT
Ben was a total moron. He was funny as a little kid but became retarded as he got older. Maybe he contracted downs from the Corkmeister? I remember that homeless girl that stole all their gifts. I liked when Jason Seaver whipped Ben for that while Mike ripped heinous farts in his face. Remember when Ben began moaning with pleasure? That was pretty funny.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 Jan 2018 18:17:08 GMT
Ben deserved to be sexually assaulted! Remember when he let that homeless girl stay at his house in the “special “ Christmas episode and she stole the family’s Christmas presents? Corky lived in the same dumpster as her and had a crush on her. He got really mad at Ben for taking her away from him for a day and decided to get even by ass-raping Ben! Corky obviously remembers the episode well as he does similar things to A-Rod on a daily basis!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 24 Jan 2018 17:20:17 GMT
Rook that is one super hot episode of ‘Growing Pains’! Remember when they panned to Ben’s bedroom closet while Corky was ass raping Ben and you could see Mr. Seaver and Boner watching with lust? A few minutes later they panned back and Mr. Seaver was pounding away at Boner’s asshole! That episode makes my cock hard just thinking about it!
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