Aaron Judge Sucks Forum

Discussion forum for Aaron Judge's anti-fans (N.Y. Yankees, MLB). Does he suck? Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans. If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link aside the comment. Comments you post may require a paid membership to delete.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 05 Jun 2018 11:48:55 GMT reply
My gf said she was down for anything sexually and told me to try whatever I wanted. Last night I shat in her mouth after 12 minutes of standard missionary. She looked somewhat confused when she opened her eyes (I told her to close her eyes and open her mouth and I’d surprise her) and then rushed to the bathroom and began vomiting before heading to the Emergency Room. Anyway she hasn’t returned any of my texts or Snaps today. I’m pretty broke but am thinking of buying her some flowers to make up for last night (but honestly I didn’t really do anything wrong as she said I could do whatever I wanted which I did). Any advice is appreciated. Thanks.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 05 Jun 2018 06:08:32 GMT reply
Aaron stuck out 8 times today! I went to help him get his groove back by taking a massive dump into his mouth. Aaron his me up buddy!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 14 May 2018 20:01:49 GMT reply
Hey Legend, you got a problem with me mahng? you want to say it up in ma grille mahng? whatcha gonna do biatch? Big Demasi don't take kindly to your sh**
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 14 May 2018 09:27:16 GMT reply
Is there any truth to the rumor that Aaron ruptured his anus after being on the receiving end of rough anal sex with a horse and now wears a colostomy bag?
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 12 May 2018 20:32:47 GMT reply
02:07 your obsession with farting is just nasty I bet you are 5”6 and 300lbs gaynigger sambo
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 12 May 2018 20:31:51 GMT reply
06:28 is gay
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 12 May 2018 20:31:27 GMT reply
Rookie your just a lying pos queer go die fags are evil
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 11 May 2018 06:28:40 GMT reply
Hey Aaron this is Demasi - you know my name! Keep away from my dimepiece you hear? Or man gonna call out the ooo wooop on dat a$$ o' yours
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 May 2018 02:07:43 GMT reply
I was at a truck stop last night when I heard a commotion behind a dumpster. When I got close I could hear some ridiculously loud farts and some moans. I peeked behind the dumpster and saw this enormous obese trucker sitting on Aaron’s face ripping ass. Aaron was moaning in pleasure and had a massive erection. As this didn’t seem like an open party I snuck away and beat off in the back of my truck.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 01 May 2018 04:30:11 GMT reply
Rook, that is one hot story. I’ve met up with Carrot Top a few times in Las Vegas. He appears almost nightly at a dumpster behind the McDonald’s on the strip. Was the 2007 Carrot Top the roided out monster or the skinny freak of nature? After having hot buttsex with the Top my cock turned orange!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 29 Apr 2018 07:30:44 GMT reply
I wish I could meet Aaron for some hot manly love! I once caught a guy staring at me taking a piss at a urinal in a bowling alley. That guy looked like Carrot Top! I’m not sure whether he was Carrot stop, although he led me into a wooded area behind the rest stop and offered me $20 if I let him suck me off and lick my butthole. I’m not gay, but this was back in 2007 when gas was around $5/gallon, and I needed the money. This man had expert lips and really drained my nuts. As a straight man, I do wonder how Aaron measures up against that man I met in 2007!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 28 Apr 2018 05:46:59 GMT reply
Last night I was at a truck stop filling up my Kenworth when I was approached by a large dude. He was wearing a Yankees uniform and I recognized him as Aaron Judge. He asked if I was looking for a good time. I’m no fag, but I had just smoked some meth and figured it might be fun. Aaron and I got into the back of my sleeper cab and he really went to town sucking me off. While doing so he kept ripping ass making the entire cab stink like anus. It was pretty erotic. After jizzing all over his head I turned around and let loose a massive fart which caused him to fall to the ground and have convulsions while jizzing his pants. We then traded numbers to hook up again sometime. From speaking to other truckers he’s there many nights and is known as a “lot lizard”!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Apr 2018 02:05:59 GMT reply
Last night I was at a Denny’s when I had to take a nasty shit. I’m a long haul trucker and occasionally my bowels get angry. When I went into the bathroom I saw Aaron Judge at a urinal. I went into a stall and quickly was ripping farts and letting loose some nasty diarrhea. I could hear some moaning coming from outside my door, and it sounded like someone was in pleasure. All of a sudden the door to the stall was kicked in and Aaron was standing there with a raging boner. He told me the stink and sound of my farts and shit had turned him on and he really desired to eat out my dirty ass. I’m no queer, but I figured what the hey. That degenerate cleaned my ass like a champ, gobbling up dingleberries and feces. For doing such a nice job I ripped a nasty fart in his mouth which he seemed to love. We traded numbers and agreed to hook up again. What a great guy!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 23 Apr 2018 23:30:36 GMT reply
I totally want to fart in Aaron’s mouth. I’ve heard that during autograph signing sessions he will do this for an extra few bucks. Can anyone confirm this? I’d pay an extra $5 or so to get to rip a really wet fart in his mouth!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 08:43:46 GMT reply
Where is all of the gay spank material that was posted here???? My balls are full of semen!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:10:23 GMT reply
Who deleted all of the hot stories Aaron’s gay fans posted? That person my have committed a hate crime! Last night I saw Aaron hooking up with a couple guys in the men’s room of an Arby’s. One dude was playing the saxaphone and holding it right up to Aaron’s ass, while the other guy related Aaron! Aaron was moaning with delight, and eventually ripped an enormous fart into the saxophone causing the guy playing it to fall to the ground and instantly orgasm in his pants. During this escapade Aaron was eating a couple Beef N Cheddars with Arby’s sauce. It was super erotic!
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