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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 23 Jan 2017 05:19:24 GMT reply
Pistol Pete should have called the police. If Albert walked into my house uninvited and made smelly, green, chocolate milk doo-doo in my toilet I would call the cops. We can't let athletes get away with this kind of thing any more. They need to be held accountable. Albert Pujols has also been seen and caught on camera hundred of times throughout Orange County and St. Louis throwing fast food trash out of his car window. I was behind him on the freeway when he threw Arbys and Jack in the Box bags and wrappers out of his window. A big glop of mayonnaise covered tomato and lettuce landed on the windshield of the car driving next to me. Albert could have caused a major fender bender!!!! He has no respect for people's houses, bathrooms, or the environment. We've had enough, Pujols has to go!!!!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 22 Jan 2017 03:12:46 GMT reply
Albert gets most of his meals from homeless men's filthy assholes. So him having intestinal issues is not surprising. I once saw him eat a rotten avacado from a homeless men's butt crack.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 21 Jan 2017 07:30:01 GMT reply
Maybe Albert had eaten dinner at a fondue restaurant? I ate at one with my wife last night and just went diarrhea as a result. My diarrhea isn't green like Albert's, although he may have had food poisoning or an intestinal virus
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 21 Jan 2017 03:04:39 GMT reply
Poor Pete. His house is probably worthless after that and will wind up being condemned and destroyed. Nothing will get rid of the vile stench that eminates from Albert's asshole.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 20 Jan 2017 06:23:49 GMT reply
That was quite rude of Albert to walk in uninvited and then use and overflow Pete's toilet without even bothering to shut the door, wipe, flush, or wash his hands. Maybe Albert had bad food poisoning and was so embarrassed that he left so abruptly?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 20 Jan 2017 05:14:49 GMT reply
Last nigh Albert showed up to my friend Pete's Wednesday night poker game uninvited. Pete and the rest of the guys dont even know how Albert could have possibly known about the game or where he lived, because he has never met any of those guys. He just showed up, walked in the house without knocking and sat down at the table without even so much as an introduction. Right after sitting Albert started bragging about how much Mongolian BBQ he ate before coming over. Because he's such a famous baseball player, Pete just sat there speechless, in shock that the famous Albert Pujols was in his dining room, and made the mistake of not asking him to leave.
About 5 minutes after walking into Pete's house uninvited, Albert got up and walked around the downstairs until he found Pete's bathroom. He went in and plopped down on the toilet, not closing the door behind him. Seconds later Pete says all he heard was Albert groaning and moaning. He was making gurgling sounds, and then he said ""OHHH, BUENO, BUENO....UHHHHH....ME GUSTA....OHHHHHH"....between the loudest, wettest sounding farts any of the guys had ever heard. Albert then screamed in a super high pitched voice "eeee wheeeee wheeeee...GREEN CHOCOLATE MILK IS COMING OUT OF MY ASS....eeeeeeekkkkkk tree teeehhhhheeeeee".....and the whole house became filled with the most vile, repugnant odor that the guys had ever experienced. One of them compared it to a swimming in a pool filled with week old dirty diapers.
I guess Albert then got up, pulled his pants on and left Pete's house without saying a word. No apology, no explanation, nada. He didn't bother to wipe, he didn't flush, and he didn't wash his hands. He just skipped out of the house smiling and laughing the creepiest laugh the guys had ever heard. Pete says that they all just sat their for several moments in stunned silence, while choking on the toxic fumes, unsure of what had just happened. He also said that Albert left the toilet bowl overflowing, with green runny diarrhea all over the seat and floor, and that the house still doesn't smell right 24 hours later.
What kind of big leaguer does something like that? He's no hall of fame in my book after doing something like that to my friend Pete.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 19 Jan 2017 21:41:30 GMT reply
Which baseball record is Albert most likely to break in the coming years? I think that the RBI record is the one at which he has the best chance. He doesn't have the power or speed to break the home run or double records, but he still drives in a lot of runs.
I could also see him breaking the record for most anuses tongued during a double-header game!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 18 Jan 2017 06:15:44 GMT reply
albert is a gaywad
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Jan 2017 10:35:34 GMT reply
Albert and I compared cocks at a truck stop a couple years ago. I walked up to a urinal and ran into Albert who was pissing at the urinal next to mine. He was wearing his Angels uniform including his cleats, which was strange as it was during November, long after the season had ended. I told him that I was a big fan and he thanked me and asked to compare cocks to see whose was bigger. I replied ok and then we compared cocks. As it turned out, we were about the same length. Albert then asked whose cock tasted better, so we 69'ed each other on the floor of the men's room in full view of several men pissing at the urinals. I also heard someone spraying diarrhea in a nearby stall! Albert said my cock won the "Pepsi Challenge." Then he asked me to play "hide the salami," so I started giving it to him hard, right in his ass!!! I came within minutes and Albert said he wanted to be my sex slave and that he's into humiliation. He then said I should rip ass in his face and use his mouth as a toilet! So I pissed in his mouth and then he said I needed to drop a "Number 2" in there as well! So I tried to take a dump in his mouth, but all I could do was force out a small turd, which he greedily gobbled down. Afterward, I used his beard stubble to wipe my anus clean!!! He's a great guy!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 16 Jan 2017 09:00:03 GMT reply
If not the Louvre then definitely Cooperstown. I wish Cooperstown would have an entire wing of ball players shit stained underwear! Albert's would definitely get top billing. Hopefully they start with Albert's amazing pair, then move to creating that entire wing. Raging queers would mob the place!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 14 Jan 2017 21:10:26 GMT reply
His underwear from those pics are a work of performance art - they belong in the Louvre!!! I bet they smell like ripe shit!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 14 Jan 2017 20:26:57 GMT reply
Man Albert has some filthy underwear! He must wear a single pair for a month straight to get that level of embedded farts and shit! I hope he sells them to his adoring fans!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 Jan 2017 01:14:24 GMT reply
That's so nice of Albert to post that pic of his soiled underwear!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 12 Jan 2017 03:17:40 GMT reply
Amazing story Rook! It seems Albert's desire for random unprotected man action is off the charts! He's gotta have a plethora of diseases! I for one wish I was dropping my seed into his ass, then taking a dump on his little beard!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 21:37:39 GMT reply
I ran into Albert in a men's room at a Taco Bell a few weeks ago. I told him he was a fan and he thanked me. Then he asked me to "make his brown eye blue". I remarked that his eyes were brown and how would I make then a different color. Albert replied, "I said 'eye,' not 'eyes.' Think about it ..."
Then Albert pulled down his pants and underwear and backed up into my crotch. I finally knew what he wanted me to do, so I pulled down my pants and gave him some rough anal sex for 10 min until I climaxed in his butt hole. I gave it to him so hard that his ass had started bleeding all over the place! Albert then said, "thanks, dude," pulled up his pants, and limped out the door!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 19:48:16 GMT reply
HELO. MY NAME IS TIMMY AND IM FRUM COTA DE CAZA CALIFORNIA. IM 8 YEARS OLD AND ALLBERT POJOLS IS MY FAVORITE PLAYER IN THE PROS. LAST YEAR MY MOM BRING ME TOO THE FAN DAY AT THE STADEUM TO MEAT ALLBERT.WE GOT A PICKTUR WITH HIM 2. HE WAS SOOO NICE. HE TOLD ME IM HIS LITLE BIG LEEGUR AND HE SPANKED ME ON MY BOTOM BEECUZ THAT IS HOW THEY DO IT IN THE BIGS HE SAID. ALBURT INVITED ME OVER TO EAT ICECREAMS AND PLAY WITH HIS GOLDAN RETREEVER DOGS NAMED BRUCE AND HARVEY. IM GONA GO OVER THIS WEAKEND....IT WIL BE LIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOO EXCITED.......... SOOOOOO LIT!!!!!!! :-) :-)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 10 Jan 2017 07:30:08 GMT reply
Greg and Albert would be a hot couple. I could see Albert smacking Greg in the face with his cock, then bending over and ripping a very spicy fart in Louganis's face.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 09 Jan 2017 17:22:21 GMT reply
Has Albert met up with HIV+ former Olympic diving champion, Greg Louganis? I believe that Louganis lives somewhere in southern California. I heard that in his autobiography, Louganis mentioned that a former gay lover used to slap him around and beat him up. I wonder whether Louganis is still into that rough stuff? If so, he and Albert would make a cute couple and Louganis could give Albert the "gift" he so desperately wants!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 09 Jan 2017 06:45:35 GMT reply
If he remains healthy, he should finisht he 2017 season with nearly 3000 hits, just over 620 home runs, over 1900 RBIs, 53 STDs, and 378 different sets of balls in his mouth!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 08 Jan 2017 05:35:46 GMT reply
That is a mega hot story! Pujols is a deviant queer of an enormous magnitude!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 04 Jan 2017 23:04:52 GMT reply
I was behind Albert at a Schnucks grocery store in the West County of St. Louis back in 2009. He was drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew from the bottle and also ate from a family size bag of Cheetos. He belched several times and also cut a couple rank loud farts! The next thing I knew, a little midget came over and started sniffingAlbert's ass! Albert ripped another loud fart and the midget acted like he ate it and then rubbed his tummy like he was full. The midget then yanked down the sweatpants stuck his face in between Albert's ass cheeks and started licking his anus right in front of everyone! After a few minutes, Albert turned around and started viciously ass-raping the midget while everyone started clapping and cheering!!! Albert is really into kinky gay sex!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 03 Jan 2017 02:03:36 GMT reply
I hope Rawhide comes back in full fury. Has he ever hooked up with Albert? I dream every night of Albert sneaking into my bedroom and tounging my anus.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 Jan 2017 19:33:01 GMT reply
sophomore, proof (or report) or it didn't happen!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:56:14 GMT reply
Albert Pooholes likely has a pretty raw hide so to speak after being on the receiving end of lubeless anal to celebrate the new year
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 Jan 2017 15:26:27 GMT reply
wow, this site has really cleaned up this act since 'Rawhide' got booted off the forum a few months ago.
Vet, this may be before your time but 'rawhide' and his gang of 'cowboys' used to foul up these pages with filth pertaining to 90's tv and baseball characters. you are lucky he is no longer on here or you would really 'get it up ya' as he used to like to say..and do.
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