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I have good info that Albert's boyfriend, the Problem Child guy, has been banned from the Angels stadium after many fans complained that his ass and balls stank so badly that it was ruining the game experience for them. The final straw was when people in an upper level nearly 15 sections away said they had been smacked in the face with a "stink train" when the wind kicked up a bit. I bet Albert will now go into a slump.
I believe Albert has been dating the guy who was in the Problem Child movies. I wonder if Albert has been eating his well known filthy ass in order to rejuvenate his failing career? I have good info that the Problem Child was in the stands multiple times over the last week. I was told by an attendee they could smell his ass and balls two sections over!
Albert may have broken his curse! I heard that he was planning on playing with a stinky diarrhea butthole in tonight's game for good luck - it has clearly worked!!! He ate 9 greasy tacos for lunch at a Taco Bell and two refills on a large Mountain Dew Baja Blast. He needs to keep up this routine until his batting average is up to .300!
Rook Albert isn't doing well because he is in a free fall decline. Also because he has gotten lazy about eating the assholes of derelicts each day. His undisciplined ass eating leads to his sloppy at bats. He would be best off just hanging around the dugout servicing the penis and ass needs of his teammates.
THE ONLY REESON ALBER IS NOT DOING GOOD IS BC U PPL R NOT SUPORTING HIM. FAKE FANS. HATERZ. ALWAYS HATING ON HIM FOR BEING THE BEST HITTER IN THE LAST 50 YEARS. THEY HATED IN SAINT LUIS AND NOW THEY HATEING IN CALIFORNIA. HATERZ HATE PLAYERZ PLAY...BICHEZ.
Albert if a pig. I can't believe he gets away with shitting in the sink of an Olive Garden. When one is at a fine, fancy, restaurant like that they don't want to be met with Albert Pujols turd when they go to wash their hands!
Albert went to an Olive Garden last night after the afternoon game and ate two big plates of spaghetti with large meatballs. He then went into the men's room and shit in the sink. Apparently this is a slump-busting trick he learned from Mark McGwire
Sophmore below note Sophmore 15:23:44's post. Albert had off Monday and spent it fellating a few janitors. This definitely helped his game and gave him a boost. Last year he was eating the assholes of filthy derelicts. It is always short lived.
Wow, that's so generous of Albert to show up at that charity golf tournament for a mere $50k appearance fee! Is that any truth to the story that he shit in the sink at the tournament to gross out all of the downers who were there?
You ppl are lying on Albert. He throws a golf tournament every year at Pelican Hill in Newport Beach for his down syndrome charity. And he only takes 50,000 dollars from the charity for his appearance fee to play in the tournament (a big bargain compared to other celebrities who charge way more money to make appearances at places like Las Vegas nightclubs). Albert does it all for the kids and its just like all u jealous HATERzzzz. He only signed the 240,000,000 dollar contract with the Angels that pays him way past his prime because he wanted to help the kids. Every year he donates almost 20 thousand dollars to his own charity out of the 30,000,000 annual salary. Lets see u be that generous with ur salary...20,000 is big money! u freakin haterzzz
Damn this board is spicy! I saw Albert after yesterday's game. He didn't in any way seemed upset that he now stinks. A pack of fans met hm leaving the stadium and asked for his autograph. He looked around, then took a Middle Aged woman by the head. He pressed her face to his ass then let loose a disgusting sounding fart. She was shocked by this but everyone else began to cheer and Pujols even took a little bow. He then got into a 1978 AMC Gremlin and drove away.