Albert Pujols Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:02:12 GMT reply
I have good info that Albert's boyfriend, the Problem Child guy, has been banned from the Angels stadium after many fans complained that his ass and balls stank so badly that it was ruining the game experience for them. The final straw was when people in an upper level nearly 15 sections away said they had been smacked in the face with a "stink train" when the wind kicked up a bit. I bet Albert will now go into a slump.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 24 Apr 2017 03:54:31 GMT reply
I believe Albert has been dating the guy who was in the Problem Child movies. I wonder if Albert has been eating his well known filthy ass in order to rejuvenate his failing career? I have good info that the Problem Child was in the stands multiple times over the last week. I was told by an attendee they could smell his ass and balls two sections over!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 24 Apr 2017 01:14:49 GMT reply
3-for-4 on Sunday and his batting average is up to .237. Playing with a filthy diarrhea butthole seems to be Albert's good luck charm!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 23 Apr 2017 09:03:38 GMT reply
Albert got another hit on Saturday and is now hitting a scorching .208, an impressive average for a DH!!! His stinky diarrhea butthole has helped him catch fire
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 23:00:55 GMT reply
Good for Albert. I have heard very good things about Moutain Dew's Baja Blast bringing on peak sports performance when ass quantities are ingested.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 06:43:43 GMT reply
Albert may have broken his curse! I heard that he was planning on playing with a stinky diarrhea butthole in tonight's game for good luck - it has clearly worked!!! He ate 9 greasy tacos for lunch at a Taco Bell and two refills on a large Mountain Dew Baja Blast. He needs to keep up this routine until his batting average is up to .300!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 06:04:03 GMT reply
Pujols is 3 for 5 tonight! I bet he ate out half the teams assholes before the game!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 05:08:08 GMT reply
BULLCRAP..ALBERT NOT A GAY. DONT CARE WHAT U SAY ABOUT FAT MIKE SIOCIA BECUZ HE ACTS LIKE A FAT OLD PERVERT BUT NOT ALBERT. NO WAY HE MARICON. TU ERES MARICO PUTO.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 04:12:19 GMT reply
Rook Albert isn't doing well because he is in a free fall decline. Also because he has gotten lazy about eating the assholes of derelicts each day. His undisciplined ass eating leads to his sloppy at bats. He would be best off just hanging around the dugout servicing the penis and ass needs of his teammates.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:59:22 GMT reply
THE ONLY REESON ALBER IS NOT DOING GOOD IS BC U PPL R NOT SUPORTING HIM. FAKE FANS. HATERZ. ALWAYS HATING ON HIM FOR BEING THE BEST HITTER IN THE LAST 50 YEARS. THEY HATED IN SAINT LUIS AND NOW THEY HATEING IN CALIFORNIA. HATERZ HATE PLAYERZ PLAY...BICHEZ.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:00:02 GMT reply
Albert if a pig. I can't believe he gets away with shitting in the sink of an Olive Garden. When one is at a fine, fancy, restaurant like that they don't want to be met with Albert Pujols turd when they go to wash their hands!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 21 Apr 2017 10:42:21 GMT reply
Albert went to an Olive Garden last night after the afternoon game and ate two big plates of spaghetti with large meatballs. He then went into the men's room and shit in the sink. Apparently this is a slump-busting trick he learned from Mark McGwire
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 21 Apr 2017 04:32:51 GMT reply
This is just another repeat of last season. Soon enough he will be sitting in the dugout ripping heinous smelling farts and watching Saved by the Bell episodes on a little TV while fondling himself.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 20 Apr 2017 21:28:34 GMT reply
Yet another 0-for-4 day on Thursday for Pujols. His batting average is now down to .177! He needs to eat out the owner's ass if he wants to guarantee his starting role!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Apr 2017 10:22:18 GMT reply
He went 0-for-4 on Wednesday and his average is now down to a pathetic .190! He's done now. He'd be more valuable sucking off his teammates in the dugout to help them relax than he does as a batter!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Apr 2017 02:28:12 GMT reply
I heard Albert is dating his garbage man.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 19 Apr 2017 08:15:39 GMT reply
Sophmore below note Sophmore 15:23:44's post. Albert had off Monday and spent it fellating a few janitors. This definitely helped his game and gave him a boost. Last year he was eating the assholes of filthy derelicts. It is always short lived.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 19 Apr 2017 01:58:05 GMT reply
PUJOLS HOMERUN and now has a .280 slugging percentage!!!!!!!!!! YOU HATERZZZZZZZZZ CAN SUCK ON THAT!!!!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 18 Apr 2017 15:23:44 GMT reply
Albert mercifully didn't play on Monday. Instead, he hung out in the clubhouse and sucked off a couple janitors. Hopefully he'll be rejuvenated for Tuesday's game
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 18 Apr 2017 10:36:44 GMT reply
Wow, that's so generous of Albert to show up at that charity golf tournament for a mere $50k appearance fee! Is that any truth to the story that he shit in the sink at the tournament to gross out all of the downers who were there?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 18 Apr 2017 07:25:52 GMT reply
Why would a high earning sportsman drive a '78 Gremlin?!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 18 Apr 2017 03:34:21 GMT reply
cuz haterz gonna hate hate hate....on people like Albert who keep it real 24-7-365
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 18 Apr 2017 03:32:50 GMT reply
You ppl are lying on Albert. He throws a golf tournament every year at Pelican Hill in Newport Beach for his down syndrome charity. And he only takes 50,000 dollars from the charity for his appearance fee to play in the tournament (a big bargain compared to other celebrities who charge way more money to make appearances at places like Las Vegas nightclubs). Albert does it all for the kids and its just like all u jealous HATERzzzz. He only signed the 240,000,000 dollar contract with the Angels that pays him way past his prime because he wanted to help the kids. Every year he donates almost 20 thousand dollars to his own charity out of the 30,000,000 annual salary. Lets see u be that generous with ur salary...20,000 is big money! u freakin haterzzz
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 17 Apr 2017 21:00:16 GMT reply
Damn this board is spicy! I saw Albert after yesterday's game. He didn't in any way seemed upset that he now stinks. A pack of fans met hm leaving the stadium and asked for his autograph. He looked around, then took a Middle Aged woman by the head. He pressed her face to his ass then let loose a disgusting sounding fart. She was shocked by this but everyone else began to cheer and Pujols even took a little bow. He then got into a 1978 AMC Gremlin and drove away.
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