Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 Aug 2018 06:45:11 GMT reply
Kurt buddy, I have just been reminiscing about the posts we used to make on the D D forums-they were so erotic. Let’s meet up and relive those times, we can smoke cigars, drink port and get misty eyed about your prolific output in the early noughties. We can even wear 3/4 length trousers, hoodies and listen to korn, limp bizkit as well as watching South Park whilst a couple of brawny old dudes ream your a$$. What do you say bud? Hit me up for this trip down memory lane!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 Aug 2018 01:38:22 GMT reply
Corky should consider bottling his farts and selling them as an alternative to smelling salts. His farts are potent enough to revive an unconscious person, so he could make a lot of money. He could probably also make a lot of money selling bottles of it to sexual deviants within the gay community who get turned on by sniffing smelly farts. He’s sitting on a gold mine!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 19 Aug 2018 09:26:54 GMT reply
How dare A-Rod take out his anger on Corky! Corky was respecting A-Rod’s request to not fart in his face and A-Rod returned the favor by berating Corky? Corky’s IQ is maybe 60, so A-Rod should have been thankful that Corky even remembered not to fart in his face!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 Aug 2018 06:23:08 GMT reply
Last night Corky woke up and remembered how A Rod had complained about him farting in his face at night. Corky decided to respect A Rod’s wish and decided to instead take a dump on A Rod’s face. He dangled his ass over A Rod’s face and let loose a mammoth shit in A Rod’s mouth. Within seconds A Rod was choking on Corky’s turd and woke up. Corky expected to be praised for this loving gesture, but instead A Rod ran to the bathroom and spit out the turd then washed out his mouth. This insulted Corky but things got worse when A Rod berated Corky for taking a dump into his mouth while he was sleeping. This sent Corky into a ‘tard rage as he felt unloved and unappreciated. He tore off A Rod’s Yankees uniform pants which he had worn to bed for some reason then began ass raping A Rod while punching him in the back of the head until he went unconcious. This also annoyed Corky so he pressed his ass to A Rod’s face and revived him with a giant wet fart. He then went back to ass raping A Rod while punching him. While this was going on J Lo came in to see what all the noise was and was thrilled to see Corky teaching A Rod a lesson. She began licking Corky’s asshole and Corky ripped a fart in her face causing her to orgasm and fall to the floor in convulsions. Corky finally jizzed all over A Rod, then gave him a vicious final punch knocking him unconcious once again. Corky then went downstairs to eat some captain crunch cereal and watch Scooby Doo!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 Aug 2018 07:07:45 GMT reply
That was so nice of Corky to provide A Rod with a free acupuncture session! Corky is so loving and concerned with A Rod’s well being. I really hope A Rod appreciates everything Corky does for him.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 18 Aug 2018 05:14:30 GMT reply
Corky has been walking A-Rod up at 4AM by ripping insanely loud and smelly farts in A-Rod’s face. Yesterday A-Rod politely asked Corky to stop farting in his face in the middle of the night as it interferes with his sleep schedule. Corky replies that if A-Rod is having sleep problems, maybe he needs to see a doctor. Corky then said that he heard of something called “acco pukkk your.” A-Rod replied, “I think you mean acupuncture?” Corky reposed, “SHUT UP FAGET!!!!!” Corky then pinched A-Rod in the nose and pulled off his uniform pants. Corky grabbed a container of safety pins and began jabbing A-Rod in the nuts with them!!When A-Rod started crying and begged Corky to stop, Corky replies that he was doing acupuncture to make A-Rod better! After several minutes, Corky had jabbed A-Rod so many times in the nuts that he was bleeding profusely on his couch! Corky then farted in A-Rod’s face to wake him up before heading downstairs to watch the Thundercats cartoon! A-Rod eventually regained consciousness and drove himself to the hospital where he received a tetanus shot!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 Aug 2018 10:16:45 GMT reply
Rook, let him be, my name is rawhide and I used to be headstrong like you - then I once took it too far and challenged a guy called ‘deucer’ Online. He subsequently came to my house and gave me a Cleveland steamer
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 Aug 2018 06:39:13 GMT reply
...and what are you going to do about it, you wobbly bum freak?! As a matter of fact I am in the Bahamas right now and can see A rod on a. Alcon just across the road
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 16 Aug 2018 11:14:05 GMT reply
Rook, A-Rod was in the Bahamas with Corky and J-all at the end of July, but they’ve been back in the US for for a couple weeks now. A-Rod is recovering from the latest beating right now. He’s icing his anus. You need to get your facts straight before spouting off!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 Aug 2018 06:22:39 GMT reply
No he didn’t - a rod was papped in the Bahamas yesterday. Are you making this up? If so, I need you to give me your fulll name and state you reside in. I have a middle aged, guitar wielding twin who will come round and silence your dirty mouth
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:02:26 GMT reply
Yesterday, Corky prepared himself a delicious sandwich for dinner. He got out two pieces of bread and then put a few pieces of bologna cold cuts on top. Corky thought that he would still be hungry, so he quickly added M&M’s, Cheetos,?Doritos, Kool-Aid power, Gatorade Powder, peanut butter, and chocolate syrup onto the sandwich. As he started eating, A-Rod walked in and said “Eww!!! Corky, that’s really bad for an obese man like you. You need to eat better!” When Corky heard this, he got really mad at A-Rod for rudely interrupting his dinner and decided to teach A-Rod not to mess with a hungry ‘tard! Corky slapped A-Rod in the face and kicked him up the ass! Corky then started viciously ass-raping A-Rod while eating his sandwich. Corky made a huge mess of his sandwich on the floor and bellowed like a hippopotamus while jizzing intoA-Rod’s anus! Corky then took a dump into A-Rod’s mouth before grabbing a handful of Kool-Aid, shoving it in his mouth, and then went downstairs to watch Sesame Street!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Aug 2018 06:02:11 GMT reply
Well a rod is not helping himself. He recently told corky he supported Sarah jeong’s race comments and got his just desserts from him in the form of a vicious backhand in full view of shocked friends of a rod. The party ended quickly after that with appalled friends making their excuses and leaving at this scene of outrageous domviolence!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Aug 2018 12:02:53 GMT reply
The word on the street is that Corky and A-Rod are going to have a baby! Corky has anally impregnated A-Rod with his Down’s Syndrome tainted semen!! A-Rod is scheduled to give birth to a butt-baby out of his asshole in six weeks! He and Corky are planning on naming their butt-baby “Mongo”!! Congrats to those two gay lovebirds! 👨‍❤️‍👨
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Aug 2018 02:33:52 GMT reply
I first saw that episode when I purchased the Small Wonder DVDs a couple years ago. I think it was from the third season. My college roommate and I were big fans of that show and would sit naked in our couch while jerking each other off during the shower scenes between Ted and Corky! I loved the show, although the continuity was awful as despite the homosexual tension between Ted and Corky, we never saw Corky in any other episodes.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Aug 2018 23:48:00 GMT reply
Today I was watching an episode of the hit show “Small Wonder”. It was the episode where Corky guest starred. I hadn’t seen it before and was surprised to see Corky playing a school bully who was like 20 at the time and in Jr. High with Jamie and Reggie. He sold them drugs and bullied them into giving him all their money. Jamie’s Dad Ted confronted Corky but instead of getting him to stop bullying Jamie Ted instead fell in love with Corky and began a hot sexual relationship with him. It was highly erotic as they showed Corky really buttlsamming Ted while Jamie, Reggie, Harriet, and Vicki spied on them from a closet. After jizzing all over Ted Corky heard Jamie fart and caught them spying on him. He opened the closet door, farted a heinous fart into the closet, then shut the door and locked it shut. Corky then set the house on fire and ran off. It was a highly erotic episode, I just wish there had been more hot man on man action!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Aug 2018 08:11:14 GMT reply
quite self centred of you to be a fan of yourself. Is that you Chuck Tingle?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Aug 2018 07:19:02 GMT reply
Hey there, sailor! I am a waiter at the Manhole men-only bar in San Francisco. I am a huge fan of Me. Rodriguez and also used to watch Life Goes On when I was a kid and needed a laugh or two 🙂. Watching Corky taking Driver’s Ed, shooting a gun, or trying to breakdance in front of his entire school were absolutely hysterical. I can see why Mr. Rodriguez fell in love with Corky 😍. Those two really need to set up a webcam so their fans can see what their lives are like. I know I would pay $25/month to watch them have hardcore anal sex or to watch Corky spray diarrhea into the mouth of a furiously masturbating Alex Rodriguez!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Aug 2018 20:59:54 GMT reply
Well, why don’t they reveal themselves....we can arrange a meeting to drop deuce
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 10 Aug 2018 00:40:44 GMT reply
I assume that one of A-Rod’s employees, such as a maid, chef, or butler watched Corky abusevA-Rod and then reports what he sees in this forum. It’s great that the incidents are reported here as I never would have guessed that A-Rod was into S&M or had a thing for a Downer
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Aug 2018 09:50:27 GMT reply
This is undoubtedly true, are all these stories fan fiction or real? I am sure there are a lot of buckaroos on here reading this and not believing their eyes! Do you post here often?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 09 Aug 2018 06:46:38 GMT reply
A lot of gay men post here. Alex Rodriguez is very popular within the gay community, as is Corky. In fact, Corky is viewed as an adonis by most gay men
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Aug 2018 06:07:22 GMT reply
Ah yeah, there is a woman who normally messages every day, I’m on here every few days for a laugh and there are two guys fighting calling each other Kurt that I know of
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 12:54:01 GMT reply
Wow, I just checked the ip addresses on this forum and there are only 5 different people sending the same messages over and over again.... who are you weird guys?? I’m guessing you are all male
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 09:05:49 GMT reply
Corky must fancy himself as a modern-day tooth-fairy. Instead of leaving money under a pillow in exchange for a baby tooth, Corky instead leaves a smelly dookie just because he's angry!
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