Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 08:23:01 GMT reply
I was eating at a Burger King in Manhattan last Friday when A-Rod and Corky walked in. Corky sat down and then A-Rod ordered a meal for him and brought it back to their table. When Corky unwrapped a hamburger, he quickly discovered that the hamburger had ketchup on it, a condiment which Corky hates. Corky took up and threw his large order of fries at A-Rod and then slapped him right in the face! I was sitting 15 feet away, but that slap was really loud! I saw that A-Rod's eyes welled up like he was going to cry and Corky told him to "man up" and then slapped A-Rod in the face again! Corky then took his hamburger and rubbed the ketchup and mustard on it on A-Rod's face and then shoved it into A-Rod's mouth and yelled at him to eat it. A-Rod was apologizing profusely and Corky refused to accept the apology and slapped A-Rod yet again!!! Corky then reached into his pants and yanked off his diaper, which was full of dookie and smelled awful - he rubbed it on A-Rod's nose and then slapped A-Rod again. Corky is a very abusive man who mistreats A-Rod. I don't know what A-Rod sees in Corky, as there must be hundreds of thousands other men with Down's Syndrome in the US that A-Rod could be dating and whom would probably treat A-Rod much better.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 02:45:43 GMT reply
Damn! I had no idea John Pepperoni and Steve Anus were in involved! That is damn hot!! This is going to be a national bestseller!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 Mar 2017 21:10:00 GMT reply
Here is a photo of an advance print of the new Choose Your Own Adventure book starring A-Rod and Corky. A-Rod takes Corky to the Bronx Zoo and all types of crazy hi-jinks occur!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 Mar 2017 19:17:08 GMT reply
Rook I would be first to place an enormous order for those queer A Rod and Corky Choose you Own Adventure books! Damn I'm aroused!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 26 Mar 2017 18:55:04 GMT reply
In the mid 1980s, there was a popular line of children's paperback books entitled "Choose Your Own Adventure." In each book, the reader was presented with at least two choices every few pages and based on the reader's choice selection, the reader was instructed to turn to a particular page to continue the story so that the reader had a feeling like he or she was choosing the outcome of the story.
Anyhow, I heard that A-Rod is negotiating to reboot the book series with a series of storylines centered on he and Corky! I'm sure these books will be quite popular, particularly within the gay community. Based on a particular choice selection, will A-Rod end up with Corky'a diaper being rubbed on his face or will he be slapped around by Corky??? The result will be based on the reader's choices!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 Mar 2017 07:22:25 GMT reply
A Rod deserves that for being mean to Corky. He needs to walk a mile in Corky's shoes to understand Corky's need to set fires and shit in the sink!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 08:55:37 GMT reply
I heard that Alex Rodriguez has been infected with a virulent STD form of Down's Syndrome, which he contracted from his gay lover, Corky. This is the root cause of his rapid decline and apparent retirement from baseball as his strenth has been sapped by the cocktail of anti-Down's Syndrome drugs he takes each morning. Hopefully A-Rod will pull through!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 06:24:21 GMT reply
I found this nice pic of Corky and his son. He seems like he must be a no-nonsense dad, given the way he slaps A-Rod around to keep him in line!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 05:32:43 GMT reply
A-Rod has eye-watering Halitosis! His breath is so bad that it can instantly kill potted plants and make children cry. I heard that the reason A-Rod's breath is so bad is because he eats out Corky's filthy anus on a daily basis, yet only brushes his teeth once a week. A-Rod really needs to see a dentist soon!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 03:40:18 GMT reply
I saw a pic on TMZ of Alex and Corky today. They were shopping for clothes at JC Penny and Alex was carrying around a large diaper bag! He keeps Corky's diapers and baby powder along with baby wipes in case Corky goes doody! That's so cute!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 24 Mar 2017 05:03:24 GMT reply
Damn, Corky is getting really fat! I know that he was a total stud when he was in his early 20s, but decades of partying with hookers and blow seems to have taken its toll. He's looking tubby in this photo - does A-Rod like that big fat gut?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 23:07:34 GMT reply
I know that Corky frequents this board and enjoys reading about himself. He despises the salacious lies spread in the girlfriend board and its causing him to act out. Shitting in the sink was one of those actions as well as smacking A Rod around frequently.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 08:48:25 GMT reply
Fellow Vet, I agree with you. A-Rod should know by now that people with Down's Syndrome often shit in sinks/closets and light things on fire - it is part of their nature. How dare A-Rod try to break Corky's spirit by trying to prevent him from doing what comes natural!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 03:51:34 GMT reply
Damn Vet. A Rod never should have spanked Corky! I remember when Corky shit in the sink on "Life Goes On" and his Dad spanked him. Corky attacked him with a knife!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 03:49:52 GMT reply
Hey Vet can we get JM J Bullock in on that action? He, Louganis, and Magic could complete an HIV trifecta on A Rod!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 03:48:40 GMT reply
I want Corky to eat a bag of Taco Bell then take a dump on me! 😋(Laura)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 00:53:03 GMT reply
Last week, Corky took a shit in A-Rod's kitchen sink. A-Rod was enraged and yelled at Corky and then spanked him. Corky got mad and hid one of his dirty diapers underneath A-Rod's pillow, which A-Rod discovered later that night when he tried to sleep. When A-Rod yelled at Corky, the Corkster flew into a 'tard rage and slapped A-Rod around and beat him up before they had rough make-up anal sex! There's a lot of drama in that relationship!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 00:49:32 GMT reply
Stop spamming this forum with messages about the girlfriend forum! This forum is for people to tell A-Rod how much he sucks!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 16:50:12 GMT reply
Just stay off the girlfriend forum, that is all i'm saying!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 10:02:16 GMT reply
I think that Greg Louganis would be better forW-Rod than Corky ever could. If Louganis and Magic Johnson had a 3-way with A-Rod, it would be so hot!!! They could each fill up A-Rod with their HIV juices!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 01:57:01 GMT reply
I want to eat Alex's ass while Corky drills me with his massive mongo cock! (Laura)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 01:56:09 GMT reply
Today there was a loud knock on my door. It was Alex and Corky! The asked if they could use my bathroom and I obliged. Even though I have more then 1 bathroom they went in together and didnt bother closing the door. They shared the seat and quickly began farting and groaning and they began taking huge dumps! They were also making out a bit while they shit. It was very erotic! Alex then helped Corky wipe his ass with his tongue. They then thanked me and left. What a day!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 00:31:29 GMT reply
Sophmore. I would like to fart in your face. Please let me know when we can make this happen.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 21 Mar 2017 18:32:08 GMT reply
You reall yneed to grow up you sad little boys and stay off the girlfriend forum.Have you not heard of having a life anf you should keep your fantasies elsewhere. I dreadd to think what Alex would say if he saw all this slander.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 21 Mar 2017 06:26:59 GMT reply
That new pic of Corky in that multi-colored sweater is giving me a boner!
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