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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 07:55:10 GMT reply
A-Rod’s room must have smelled like Corky’s anus for days after those farts! He’s just so darn lovable! A-Rod doesn’t know how lucky he is!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 00:07:14 GMT reply
Last night Corky woke up in the middle of the night and decided to rip wet farts in A Rod’s face. When this annoyed A Rod who told Corky he had to get up early for work Corky became annoyed and waited for A Rod to fall back to sleep. He then blasted another fart in A Rod’s face. Corky did this repeatedly for hours making the room reek of ass. When A Rod had to get up after getting almost no sleep and headed off to his job with the Yankees Corky went back to sleep. A Rod was in for one last surprise when he found that Corky had taken a nice dump in his shoes. Corky is such a lovable prankster!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 15 Mar 2018 03:31:57 GMT reply
Great recap! I missed that episode and now look forward to watching it and jerking off! I hope Corky is being paid for his appearance, unlike when he was on Life Goes On, and was paid in Hot Dogs and Pop Tarts!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 14 Mar 2018 09:13:09 GMT reply
I saw the premier episode of "Back in the Game" on CNBC on Tuesday. In the episode, A-Rod attempted to help Joe Smith, a former NBA player, improve his financial standing. About 35 minutes into the episode, A-Rod was advising Joe Smith in A-Rod's kitchen when Corky walked into the room and started yelling at A-Rod because he had just overflowed his diaper with dookie. Corky was mad that A-Rod didn't stop what he was doing to change Corky's diaper! Corky then started slapping A-Rod in the face and kicking him up the ass! Then Corky ripped off A-Rod's trouser's and started viciously sodomizing him against the kitchen table! Joe Smith saw this and got so turned on that he pulled down his pants and started rubbing one out! Corky then shot a load of his Down-s Syndrome-infected semen into A-Rod's butthole before shoving A-Rod's face into his ass crack and ripping a ridiculously smelly fart! That was a great way to premier the series - I'm sure it will be a big hit!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 11 Mar 2018 08:10:39 GMT reply
Last night Corky decided to be nice to A-Rod to thank him for successfully potty-training him! Corky started making A-Rod a delicious hand-tossed salad and started making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for A-Rod. Halfway through the meal, Corky realized that he needed to go dookie. So Corky went into the bathroom and started ripping insanely loud farts while spraying diarrhea! Corky pulled up his sweatpants and then walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands. Corky then dug his hands into the salad and told A-Rod that dinner would be ready in a few minutes. A-Rod replies, “Eww! I don’t want it now!!!” When Corky heard A-Rod’s rude comment, his eyes got really wide and then he flew into a ‘tard rage! Corky started slapping A-Rod and then kicked him in the balls repeatedly!!! A-Rod fell onto the groans then Corky plopped down on A-Rod’s head and dropped ass! Corky then pulled down A-Rod’s pants and started taking liberties with A-Rod’s anus before pulling out and jizzing on A-Rod’s head! A-Rod learned to be more respectful that time!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 08 Mar 2018 01:59:36 GMT reply
Corky had raw, anal sex with some colored guy.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 07 Mar 2018 10:33:50 GMT reply
A-Rod has hemorrhoids right now. Last night he told Corky that his anus was off-limits. When Corky heard this, he got really angry and accused A-Rod of lying! Corky also told A-Rod that he needed to take care of all of Corky’s penis and ass needs! Corky was so upset that he overflowed his diaper with dookie! He then used all of his mongo ‘tard strength to slap A-Rod with all of his strength! A-Rod fell over and then Corky pulled down A-Rod’s cotton Dockers and started viciously ass-slamming A-Rod!!! A-Rod begged him to stop as Corky laughed maniacally before blowing his huge load into A-Rod’s ruptured anus! Corky then apparently had a surge of adrenaline, which he used to jump over A—Rod! After jumping over him, Corky landed with his bare ass mere inches from A-Rod’s nose! Corky then ripped a powerful wet fart! A-Rod’s eyes rolled back into his head and he started moaning as he immediately ejaculated! A-Rod then grabbed Corky, hugged him, and said he loved him! A-Rod then gave A-Rod a make-up anal tongue bath!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 06 Mar 2018 21:06:24 GMT reply
Hi, I was on the panel for Corky's audition. I was one of the 3 out of the 5 that loved corky's hawt pitch. We have called him in for another casting tomorrow. His audition scene was a replication of the speech given by Paul Blart in the second film, but just a lot more erotic. I for one hope that he reads this and sees the invite!
We have Principal Belding as a love interest
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 06 Mar 2018 02:03:58 GMT reply
Today disaster struck. Corky had his first meeting with the studio heads after being cast as the lead in “Paul Blart 3 - Mall Fart”. He brought a list of demands as well as actors he demanded be in the movie with him. He insisted Edie McClurg, Max Wright, David Faustino, Corey Feldman, and Todd Bridges be given starring roles. Along with his demands the studio head was already annoyed. Then Corky went dookie in the Studio Heads wastebasket! It overflowed onto the floor, causing the place to stink like ass! After that the studio head kicked Corky out and told him the movie was cancelled! Corky went home to A Rod and beat him senseless, then anally violated him! Corky then came up with a new plan. He has put into action, backed by A Rod’s fortune, a plan to bring a hardcore reality show. One where the cameras film he and A Rod 24/7! Fellow queers, this may be the greatest thing to happen for us since AIDS! They are still working out details but it more then likely will be a streaming service, rather then a TV show. Corky will not allow any censorship and correctly surmises his audience will demand to see hardcore anal action, as well as him regularly abusing A Rod! My cock is so hard thinking about this!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Mar 2018 02:27:38 GMT reply
The next day Corky realized that he forgot to ask for any money for his appearance on 21 Jump Street. He got really angry again and beat A-Rod into oblivion before anally violating A-Rod!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Mar 2018 20:16:53 GMT reply
A couple days ago, Corky and A-Rod were sitting in bed watching an episode from the 3rd season of 21 Jump Street. Corky was a major star at the time as his sitcom, Life Goes On, was a big hit and there was demand for him for ‘tard roles in other hit tv shows. In the episode, Corky ran a prostitution and drug ring at a high school. Johnny Depp’s character went undercover to infiltrate the ring and befriended Corky’s character. About halfway through the episode, Corky and Johnny Depp were at a house party when Corky invited Johnny Depp into a bedroom and sucked him off! A-Rod saw this and asked why Corky never did that to him. Corky got mad and yelled that it was just acting and besides, Johnny Depp wasn’t a “greasy -Mexican” like A-Rod! A-Rod replies that he wasn’t greasy or Mexican and was beloved by women all over the world. Corky then got really mad and flew into one of his ‘tard rages! After several minutes of vicious slaps, rough anal sex, and a diarrhea spray, A-Rod’s anus was bleeding profusely and he was covered in semen, dookie juice, and piss! Corky then went downstairs and ate Cap’n Crunch cereal while watching The Flintstones! Corky taught A-Rod a lesson that time!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Mar 2018 04:05:18 GMT reply
Today Corky was watching the show Small Wonder. It was the erotic episode where Jamie and Reggie become crackheads and become gay lovers. A Rod walked in while Corky was watching this masterpiece and told Corky he was watching way to much TV and it was unhealthy. A Rod encouraged Corky to stop watching so much garbage and to get out and try and get a bit more in shape. Corky was annoyed A Rod had interrupted his watching Small Wonder, especially since he had interrupted the hot part where Jamie tounged Reggie’s butthole. Corky then leaned towards A Rod and began ripping fart after fart until the entire room reeked of ass. Corky then told A Rod if he ever interrupted him again he would strangle him with his diaper. Corky then told A Rod to get busy tounging his anus while Corky enjoyed the rest of Small Wonder and jerked off his cock. A Rod obeyed Corky and Corky repaid him by first ripping a loud fart, and second letting loose a giant shit spray. The spray was so powerful A Rod was thrown across the room. He landed in the fireplace and was knocked unconscious. Corky laughed at this and continued watching Small Wonder and jerking off. A Rod sure learned a lesson about interrupting Corky!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Mar 2018 09:34:37 GMT reply
Last week A-Rod asked Corky to please turn on the fan when he goes dookie in the bathroom as the ventilation is poor and the smell lingers for hours. Corky was very insulted and said that his dookies smelled good and that A-Rod was being an idiot. A-Rod replies that the entire top floor of his apartment smelled like anuses for hours after Corky made a dookie. A-Rod’s flippant comment enraged Corky, who flew into one of his ‘tard rages!!! Corky slapped A-Rod several times until A-Rod started crying! Corky then removed his diaper and started strangling A-Rod! Corky then violently ass-slammed A-Rod until he blew his load and A-Rod’s anus was gushing blood! Corky then went downstairs to watch The Smurfs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Mar 2018 08:59:32 GMT reply
Corky sure is a sadist! A-Rod complains now, but if Corky ever got tired of ass play with A-Rod and dumped him, A-Rod would be suicidal!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 03 Mar 2018 08:08:41 GMT reply
Since A Rod brought up the Hall for Fame and how he would put a bust or portrait of him eating out Corky’s asshole Corky has been very excited. Corky has made A Rod eat his ass dozens of times since, and each time Corky uses his phone to take pictures of A Rod doing so in order to try and get the perfect picture for a bust to be made. A Rod is now suffering from blood poisoning of the tongue from eating out Corky’s dirty asshole so many times! His tongue has swollen to three times it’s normal size which has made Corky happy as it feels even better when tounging his anus. Corky also things A Rod’s huge tongue looks hilarious and he likes how A Rod can barely speak and instead grunts ad mumbles. A Rod begged to go to the doctor today but Corky said he hadn’t yet gotten a picture he liked for the bust and made A Rod spend all day once again tounging his ass. Hopefully A Rod gets some antibiotics soon!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 02 Mar 2018 08:39:52 GMT reply
That story is so hot! Visits to the Hall of Fane would increase 300% as a result of all of A-Rod’s queer fans who would love to see a bust of A-Rod eating our Corky’s anus!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 01 Mar 2018 19:47:09 GMT reply
Corky has played ball before, he has the jacket to prove it
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Feb 2018 06:03:27 GMT reply
Today A Rod was taking about how he might get into the hall of fame one day. Corky responded by saying he might get in the hall of fame also. He then leaned towards A Rod and ripped a massive fart. Corky then insisted on talking about how he would most likely beat A Rod into the hall of fame because he wasn’t a cheater like A Rod. This made A Rod cry which made Corky happy. Corky told A Rod his cheating had also made his cock small. Corky began telling A Rod how when he got into the hall of fame he would demand they put on display a bronze cast of his massive dong. When A Rod got angry and told Corky he wouldn’t be considered for the Hall of Fame as he never played an inning of baseball Corky got annoyed. He flew into a ‘tard rage and began pummeling A Rod. He began yelling how his massive bronzed cock would be in the hall of fame before A Rod would. He then made a A Rod tongue his filthy asshole, while releasing multiple wet farts in A Rod’s face. Corky then told A Rod even if he did get into the Hall his portrait would be of him eating out Corky’s ass. The idea of this made Corky happy and he began giving A Rod some rough anal sex. This gave A Rod so much pleasure he agreed his portrait would be of him chowing down on Corky’s dirty anus. Corky grunted in agreement then blew a massive load in A Rod’s bleeding anus. He then went off to eat some Cookie Crisp cereal and watch the episode of Full House where Joey has sex with Comet the Dog.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 27 Feb 2018 09:02:15 GMT reply
I believe that move is called a “Monroe Transfer”! I’m so happy Corky was able to accomplish it. A-Rod is so lucky to get so much attention from a ‘tard as lovable as Corky!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 26 Feb 2018 06:37:20 GMT reply
Today it was reported that A Rod will be a consultant for the Yankees as well as working with ESPN on Sunday night games. Corky demanded to know how much the deal was paying Corky. When A Rod told him he wasn’t part of the deal and wouldn’t be paid Corky flew into a ‘tard rage! He began punching A rod in the dick before ripping off his Yankees pants and give him some extra rough anal sex! Corky was screaming how he had to be part of the deal as he would be expected to show up to rape A Rod both at the Yankees and on ESPN. After tearing A Rod’s butthole Corky backed his ass up to A Rod’s torn butthole and let loose a nasty shit. The shit came out of Corky’s ass and went into A Rod’s gaping and bloody asshole. Corky was so happy he had completed a shit transfer and danced around with joy. He was even happier when A Rod said Corky could have 75 percent of the deal for himself right before he passed out from blood loss. Corky left A Rod laying on the floor covered in hiss, piss, and blood, and with a Corky dookie in his asshole. Corky then went off to get a PB&J sandwich before watching some Bugs Bunny cartoons. Corky really taught A Rod a lesson on dealmaking that time!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 24 Feb 2018 08:19:47 GMT reply
A-Rod should have anticipated that Corky would assume that the indoor pool was a toilet! It is perfectly reasonable for a 'tard with an IQ of around 50 to make that assumption. A-Rod was completely to blame and deserved to be charged cleaning fees by the health club! I hope that Corky made A-Rod eat a giant dookie right out of his anus as punishment!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Feb 2018 21:43:01 GMT reply
Today A Rod took Corky to his health club. Corky was proud to be with A Rod and strutted around. A Rod was showing him around when they got to the massive indoor pool. Corky’s face lit up when he saw it as he thought it was the worlds biggest toilet. He had never seen an I
Indoor pool before. He quickly dropped his pants, ran over, and dropped a nasty dookie into the pool. It quickly spread out like a toxic oil spill. Corky was so proud of himself. A few members saw this happen and were shocked and when A Rod yelled at Corky Corky’s feelings were very hurt. Corky insisted the pool was for dookies, and flew into a tard rage. He tossed A Rod into the pool, making him splash down in Corky’s dookie. Corky then began tossing things at him, which ended when Corky tipped over a lifeguard chair which crashed onto A Rod’s head rendering him unconscious. Corky then went to the snack bar for a treat but was angered to find they didn’t have gummy bears! Someone fished a shit covered A Rod out of the pool and he drove an angry Corky home in time for Corky to watch He Man. Corky said he’s never going back to that giant toilet place with no gummy bears.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Feb 2018 09:25:13 GMT reply
Corky sure loves sitting bare-assed on A-Rod’s expensive white leather furniture while ripping wet farts! He’s just so lovable!
Yesterday Corky went into the the bathroom to go dookie and was very excited that he was progressing in his potty training. He had eaten a large deep dish Meat Lover’s sausage pizza from Pizza Hut the night before and really had to go badly! After expelling the giant dookie, he stood up to admire his creation! He then pulled out A-Rod’s phone and took a photo! He then ran out of the bathroom to show A-Rod the photo. A-Rod told Corky that he was disgusting and that he didn’t want to see Corky’s feces! A-Rod also scolded Corky for stealing his iPhone and failing to wash his hands. A-Rod then told Corky he was failing at potty training! Corky hen got really mad and slapped A-Rod in the face and then kicked him in the junk, causing A-Rod to double over in pain! Corky then turned around and somehow managed to spray diarrhea into A-Rod’s face even though he just released a giant dookie minutes before! Corky then jerked off into A-Rod’s face before heading downstairs to sit bare-assed on A-Rod’s white leather couch again while watching The Jetsons!
Here is a picture of Corky’s dookie:
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Feb 2018 07:45:24 GMT reply
How rude of A Rod. It’s so obvious he must have been horny and baited Corky into providing some red hot anal sex! I bet he didn’t count on Corky catching on and donkey punching him into unconsciousness! Today Corky was sitting bare assed on A Rod’s white leather couch. He ripped many wet farts while watching the Smurfs. When smurfette came on Corky get excited and began grunting and jerking off. A Rod came in and began to cry seeing that Corky needed to seek the love of a cartoon female to get horny. Corky farted in A Rod’s direction and told him to get the f@ck away from him. He then jizzed all over A Rod’s leg before ripping a few more wet farts. He then wandered to the kitchen for a snack, leaving many brown stains all over the leather couch. When he got back with his twinkies and gummy bears he saw A Rod sniffing and licking the shit stains! Corky accused A Rod of cheating on him with the shit stains and flew into a ‘tard rage. He bashed A Rod’s head into the arm of the couch repeatedly, then tossed him out the window! Corky then relaxed with his snack and went back to watching the Smurfs.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 20 Feb 2018 11:20:32 GMT reply
Yesterday Corky was eating a chocolate cake and was watching He-Man cartoons when A-Rod walked in and said that although Corky had the perfect bubble-butt, he needed to cut back on the sugary foods as he now had a bubble-gut! Corky got really mad at A-Rod for interrupting the cartoon to insult him and flew into a 'tard rage! Corky kicked A-Rod in the nuts and then pulled down his diaper and went dookie on A-Rod's head! Corky then yanked down A-Rod's Yankee uniform pants which A-Rod apparently still wears, and then gave A-Rod some rough anal sex! A-Rod enjoyed the rough anal and started moaning with pleasure, which made Corky even more angry! Corky then donkey-punched A-Rod before pumping his semen into A-Rod's colon. Corky then started watching the next episode of He-Man!
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