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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 21 Oct 2017 05:59:33 GMT reply
After A-Rod filmed his episode for Shark Tank, he returned home and Corky told him he needed to invest in Corky’s new dating app. Corky claimed he had invented a dating app to match regular women with ‘tards! Corky claimed that the app was pretty much complete, although someone who knew computers would need to write all of the code. A-Rod replied that he didn’t think the idea was commercially viable and that normal women might not be interested in a homosexual ‘tard like Corky. Corky was irate that A-Rod would call him a ‘tard as within the ‘tard community, it is common etiquette that only ‘tards can use that term! Corky was also mad that A-Rod said he was a homosexual, as Corky follows “prison rules” on homosexuality and although he frequently ass-slams and occasionally ass-rapes A-Rod, A-Rod is the one of the receiving end, so he is the gay one, not Corky. Corky then decided to teach A-A-Rod a lesson by throwing him a beating and then lit his $100,000 BMW on fire! Corky really taught A-Rod an important lesson
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Oct 2017 07:51:21 GMT reply
How dare A Rod cheat on Corky! That rat bastard never knew that lovable ‘tard was going to surprise him on set. I wonder if Corky and A Rod will break up or if Corky will keep A Rod as his bitch and beat him even more then he usually did? Poor Corky. I would love to be his boyfriend and have him fill my anus with his potent seed!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Oct 2017 05:15:12 GMT reply
Corky showed up at the FS1 baseball ALCS set to see A-Rod and realized he had to make a dookie. Corky walked into the men’s room and heard grunting. He looked over and saw A-Rod eating out Frank Thomas’ ass while giving him a reach-around! Corky got so upset that he made a dookie and then kicked Frank Thomas in the anus! The Big Hurt turned around and Corky punched him in the balls, causing him to double over in pain. A-Rod turned around and looked as pale as a ghost when he saw Corky and was overcome with fear as he realized he was about to get pummeled. Corky slapped A-Rod right in the face and then removed his overflowing diaper and started strangling A-Rod! Corky then pulled A-Rod over to a urinal and shoved his head in to drown A-Rod in urine! Corky then started viciously ass-slamming A-Rod for several minutes before pumping his Down’s Syndrome-ridden semen up A-Rod’s colon! Corky turned around and saw that Keith Hernandez and David Ortiz were jerking each other off while applauding Corky! Corky really taught A-Rod a lesson that time
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Oct 2017 17:05:02 GMT reply
I could be wrong, but isnt this also the episode that opened with Kevin and Corky at the arcades playing paperboy? I seem to remember a gang of hooligans surround corky and start to push him, before he flew in a tard rage and anally violated them whilst kevin watched on shocked?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Oct 2017 07:06:53 GMT reply
Soph, that’s the episode! When Corky knocked down the door to the Arnold home he found Mr. Arnold butttslamming that Screech guy. Corky liked this and went over and really smacked him around before face farkiing him! Corky then turned around and let loose a dookie. Mr. Arnold high fived Corky before blowing a massive load all over Screech’s matter Jew fro. Corky then shit on Wayne’s bed, and raped the family dog before burning the house down. That episode was off the hook. At the end Mr. Arnold was hustling a shirtless Screech into the car of his good buddy “Mr. Horton”.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:45:55 GMT reply
Rook, the dork who played Screech was in a few Wonder Years episodes. Did he make an appearance in the episode to which you refer? I could see Corky and Kevin Arnold’s dad slapping Screech around before pulling a train on him!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Oct 2017 00:21:50 GMT reply
Just saw a hot ep of ‘The wonder years’ where Corky guest starred. When Wayne made fun of a Corky for being a ‘tard Corky raped Wayne, then took a dump in his bed. Corky then raped the family dog and burned down Kevin and Wayne’s house. The rest of the neighborhood cheered this on, showing that times really were changing and lovable ‘tards would always prevail.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 15 Oct 2017 18:30:27 GMT reply
I don’t think they are the same person but I do remember an erotic episode where Mr. Dewey raped Screech while Screech’s dog “Hound Dog” pissed all over Screech’s Jew fro. I jerked my dick raw to that!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 15 Oct 2017 15:56:35 GMT reply
Is it just me or does corky look like Mr. Dewey, the math teacher from SBTB?
Are they the same?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 15 Oct 2017 04:31:38 GMT reply
I saw that commercial myself. I wonder if Corky will appear and pitch his new “Dookie Juice” cologne, or his ‘tard pills that are so potent you immediate contract Downs Syndrome? If he does A Rod better chip in big time or I sense a bearing followed by a nice raping!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 14 Oct 2017 06:21:54 GMT reply
I saw a preview of an upcoming Shark Tank episode in which A-Rod guest stars. During a pitch for a new baseball yard game, Corky ran into the set and started punching A-Rod in the balls ! Barabara Corcornan got so turned on that she started fingering herself while Mark Cuban watched while eating out Mr. Wonderful ‘s ass! It looks like a great episode!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 01:23:58 GMT reply
Corky is planning on holding a press conference and claiming that A-Rod has been sexually harassing him! Corky claims that whenever he goes dookie in his diaper, A-Rod has been tanking off the diaper to get to the mouth-watering dookies, which A-Rod hungrily gobbles down! Corky also claims that A-Rod sexually assaulted him! Corky claims that A-Rod pulled down Corky’s sweat puts lick Corky’s balls. Corky also says that A-Rod has been shoving Corky’s massive cock into A-Rod’s dirty anus!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 12 Oct 2017 22:26:36 GMT reply
Corky is such a stud. I heard that he continuously called A Rod during the mlb live broadcast and FaceTimed him buttslamming J Lo. A Rod was distraught as Corky really plowed her ass. The both then farted loudly into the phone causing A Rod to cry.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Oct 2017 20:48:34 GMT reply
omghas corky had plastic surgery - he looks so hot in this pic

No wonder he has all the baseball players acting like Himbos around him!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Oct 2017 02:55:36 GMT reply
Poor Corky. Thankfully A Rod and his anus were there to console Corky. I have heard rumors that Harvey Weinstein tried to have sex with Corky in the late 90’s and Corky declined. Corky went into a ‘tard rage and pummeled Harvey, then set him on fire while repeatedly kicking him in his tiny nuts while repeatedly calling him a fat Jewi faggot! For this Harvey had lovable Corky blackballed from Hollywood!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 10 Oct 2017 07:25:52 GMT reply
A-Rod was watching “The Goonies” last night when Corky walked in from taking a shower. As usual, Corky sprayed dookie all over the wall during his shower and the drain clogged from all of the undigested peanuts and corn in his dookie spray. When he saw what A-Rod was watching, he got sad as he had his first major role in The Goonies, where he portrayed the “Sloth” character. Corky felt sad because his next major role after that movie was the late 80s sitcom, “Life Goes On,” where he played a lovable ‘tard. Corky got mad because he only had two major roles in his career and was now forever typecast as ‘tard and now cannot even get roles as monsters like Sloth! Corky then decided to take out his aggressions on A-Rod, sodomizing his lover until he had ruptured A-Rod’s anus! Corky felt better afterwards as A-Rod crumpled up on the floor, bleeding profusely. A-Rod then crawled I yothe bathroom and saw that the shower was still on and water was dripping everywhere as Corky’s dookie particles clogged the drain! A-Rod ended up having to go to the hospital to get fitted for a colostomy bag and also had to pay $20kto repair the water damage to his bathroom. Corky really got him good that time!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 10 Oct 2017 03:28:02 GMT reply
Below poster that is well said. I can’t stand that fags get shows and straights get shows, but poor Downers get jack shit. Billions of people would tune in each week to watch Corky and A Rod together. I would warch for the hot butt sex and for lovable Corky doing things like shitting in A Rod’s sock drawer, farting in A Rod’s face, crashing A Rod’s Ferrari into a Baskin Robbins, then demanding drive up service! He’s so damn lovable he deserves a show!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Oct 2017 08:05:22 GMT reply
Why hasn’t Hollywood had any mainstream shows where a regular person is in a loving and committed gay relationship with someone with Down’s Syndrome ? It is mind-boggling how this hasn’t happened in our progressive society. The anti-retard bias in Hollywood needs to stop and it is a shame that Corky was typecast into Down’s Syndrome roles. Corky and A-Rod are so a cute couple- I hope their relationship helps break some barriers as the world sees just how lovable Corky is, regardless of whether he’s recklessly driving a car, shitting in A-Rod’s closet, or slapping A-Rod around!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Oct 2017 00:11:21 GMT reply
I bet A Rod misses Pete Rose. Last year he and Pete were absolute lovebirds, playing footsie under the booth and having hot man action every night. I heard Pete was spotted taking a dump on A Rod at a club in Boystown during the World Series! If A Rod is messing around with Frank Thomas or David Ortiz I expect Corky will soon pay a visit and beat the shit out of A Rod!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Oct 2017 06:46:47 GMT reply
Has A-Rod been hooking up with Frank Thomas and David Ortiz during breaks on the rowdy TBS postseason baseball set?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Oct 2017 06:44:07 GMT reply
J-Lo must be Corky’s true love! They seem to get along so well and have lots of hot and dirty sex. They also love sexually abusing A-Rod!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Oct 2017 00:53:00 GMT reply
How dare A Rod delay getting Corky to that attorney! His laziness might have cost Corky billions! Can anyone confirm that Corky then hired that same attorney to sue A Rod for his inept behavior? I heard that last night Corky and J Lo gave A Rod a real treat. Corky taught JLo how to light her queefs on fire. So while A Rod was sleeping Corky pressed his ass to A Rod’s face while J Lo pressed her snatch to A Rod’s face. Corky then adorably counted down from 3, he skipped both two and one, then at the same moment Corky lit a lighter and ripped a fart fireball on A Rod’s head while J Lo lit her lighter and ripped a queef fireball on A Rod’s head. This double ball of flames engulfed A Rod’s head singing off his eyebrows and remaining hair. He woke up screaming as Corky and J Lo pointed and laughed at him. As A Rod moaned in pain Corky farted on him once more making J Lo giggle. The two of them then went into the kitchen where Corky ass pounded J Lo before they enjoyed some Klondike Bars from the freezer. It was so adorable.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 04 Oct 2017 21:42:34 GMT reply
Corky fancies himself as a inventor, much like a modern-day Thomas Edison. He recently decided that he had invented his strain of Down’s Syndrome and told A-Rod to set up a meeting with an attorney. When A-Rod replied that he didn’t think Corky would be able to patent his type of Down’s Syndrome, Corky got mad and slapped A-Rod right in the face and said they were missing out on millions of dollars. A-Rod started crying until Corky kicked him in the Adam’s Apple and A-Rod passed out from the pain. Corky then farted in A-Rod’s face to wake him up and told A-Rod they needed to also patent his farts as they were worth a lot of money. Not wanting another beating, A-Rod agreed and contacted his lawyer to set up a meeting for a couple days later. Corky wore his lucky diaper that day as he and A-Rod met with the lawyer. The lawyer gave Corky some gum to chew during the meeting to keep him calm and then told Corky that he wouldn’t be able to get a patent on his strain of Down’s Syndrome or on his farts. The lawyer went on to say that this subject matter was ineligible for patenting, but Corky was so angry that he stopped paying attention and assumed that A-Rod must have waited too long to take him to see the lawyer and that now it was too late to get the patents. Corky got so angry that he went dookie, overflowing his diaper and then flew into a ‘tard rage! Corky spit his gum into A-Rod’s face and started trying to claw his eyes out! The lawyer burst out laughing uncontrollably during this encounter and started cheering Corky on!Corky then started kicking A-Rod in the junk and then pulled off his dookie-filled diaper and shoved it in A-Rod’s face as the lawyer laughed so hard that he fell out of his chair and peed his pants! Afterwards, the lawyer took Corky across the street to a BaskinRobbins and they each ate an ice cream cone while paramedics came to place A-Rod on a gurney and then wheeled him down to an ambulance to go to the hospital to recover from this vicious beating!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 04 Oct 2017 03:25:28 GMT reply
Man, watching Screech and Corky in the same show would have been great! Screech seems to be mildly retarded, whereas Corky is a full-blown 'tard. Corky is clearly the alpha of the two and would often abuse Screech for his own selfish pleasure!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Oct 2017 17:18:54 GMT reply
I just saw a pilot Corky filmed in the late 90’s that never made it on air. It was to be a children’s show, and it revolved around “The Anarchists Cookbook”. That guy who played Screech on “Saved by the Bell” was his sidekick and Corky would make explosives and other things and test them out on Screech. In the pilot Corky did an interview with the Unabomber from his prison cell. He then made a bomb following the unabombers instructions and had Screech test it. It blew off most of Screech’s Jew fro, which caused him to yell “Zoinks”. This angered Corky and the Unabomber. With the Unabomber watching and jerking off Corky began ass raping Screech to teach him a lesson. He also dumped some home made napalm on him and set him ablaze. This excited the Unabomber who jizzed all over the place, while Corky pulled out of Screech’s asshole and put out the fire with his massive load. It was highly erotic but I didn’t see how it was a children’s show. I do wish it had aired and wonder if they made any further episodes. Screech was pretty burned up by the end and was being carted off to an ambulance so I doubt he would have been in any further episodes.
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