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I think it would be interesting to watch the guy who played Mr. Belding have rough sex with Dustin Diamond if they were both dressed up as their characters on Saved By The Bell. Maybe Marion Lopez could be in a scene in a non-sex role such as playing the drums or driving that Driver's Ed golf cart while Mr. Belding really gives it to Screech!
I remember something about AROD getting busted for jerking off with paul rubens in a seedy porn theater in queens to a private showing of the Dustin Diamond sex tape "Dirty Sanchez". I also heard that the dman was reviving this franchise with a part 2 with the working title "Dirty Rodriguez" where the dman and arod are celebrity volunteers at an immigration detention processing center on the TX border. I heard it was going to be hot and that there would be many communicable deases being spread anally. Would someone please confirm these rumors and get back to me fast? My ass is ready to vomit!
This is hot news! I am so glad A Rod has found a new career. I'm also thrilled to see him care so much about our environment. I wonder if to save water he will also accept bm's into his mouth as well? What a hero! Sophmore did you happen to see his lover Corky?
I stopped at a rest stop in Tampa last week and ran into A-Rod! He said he's been working there as an unpaid intern for a few weeks now. He showed me where the urinal was and offered to unzip my pants for me. I couldn't believe it - I thought "wow, the great Alex Rodriguez is going to unzip my pants at a urinal!!!" A-Rod when unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock. He also pulled out a ruler and said he needed to measure the length of my cock for a project he was working on. When he measured me at a full 10 inches, he said he was impressed. Then he said he was interested in protecting the environment by saving water and asked me to pee in his mouth instead of peeing in a urinal and then wastefully using water to flush the urine away. I obliged him and pissed into his mouth for a good 115 seconds! A-Rod then thanked me and then started jerking my cock - he tugged away for 10 minutes until I came hard onto the floor, which he quickly licked up as though he were a hungry puppy licking food off the floor. I pulled out a $1 bill to tip him, but he said that Florida law prohibited the tipping of unpaid bathroom interns at state rest stops. So I washed my pants, farted in his face, and then got back into my car to drive away! He's a great guy!!
This guy really sucks a mean schlong. I met him at a Miami truck stop back in October. I was doing a cross country run in my Peterbilt. I went into the bathroom and took a nasty shit. Next thing I knew A Rod came into the stall and told me he heard my shit and "needed some of that action". He then tongued my anus before giving me an amazing blow.. He begged me to fart in his face but I didn't have any left. It was an amazing time.
I heard they were at an Old Country Buffet last week and A-Rod pranked Corky! He tricked Corky into believing that his asshole was a yogurt dispensing machine! He filled up a big bowl of his dookie, put hot fudge and sprinkles on top and then fed it to Corky! Corky took one bite and then simultaneously overflowed his diaper and threw up! A-Rod really got Corky good that time! I heard they had sweaty make-up sex in the alley behind the restaurant next to the dumpsters afterward!!
I'm a tow truck driver. Yesterday I was dispatched out to a broken down motorcycle. I was kind of excited when I saw it was Alex Rodriguez. Less, when I saw he had a side car and the guy who played Corky was with him. Mr. Rodriguez was really nice and told me "his friend" had pissed and shit in the gas tank causing the breakdown. I could see shit smeared all over the fuel cap and sidecar. At that point Corky began screaming "dookie" and laughing hysterically. He did this at least 25 times. As I loaded the motorcycle and side car onto my flatbead Corky danced around. When Mr. Rodriguez asked him to calm down Corky became irate and smacked him in the mouth. I pretended not to notice this and got the motorcycle loaded up. I got the address for delivery and told Mr. Rodriguez it would cost $250 for the tow. He told me he didn't have that on him but he would suck me off and Corky would tongue my ass if I wouldn't charge them. At this point Corky began grunting. I declined the offer and told them I would take it back to my shop where they could come and pay before I would take it to his home or another shop. I left them by the side of the road and in my rear view mirror could see they had decided to begin having anal sex right on the side of the road! They still haven't picked up the bike.
I saw A Rod at my gym today. I was bench pressing a considerable amount when I saw an ass and heard a loud fart. Once I finished my lift I looked over and saw the farter was a Rod. He winked at me as I breathed in his meaty stink. Later on I hit the showers and as I was soaping off A Rod entered and asked if I needed help. He then gave me a fine rim job before I left a few bombs in his face that made him moan in ecstasy. It was highly erotic. I hope he's there again tomorrow.
I'm an angry old man. Earlier today I saw that bastard A Roid driving his motorcycle all over the place. Zoooming up and down and all around making a considerable commotion. He also had this retard in a side car who was making faces, yelling "dookie" an urinating out of the sidecar. It was an abomination. I don't care what those two sissy boys do in their spare time, but I don't want to see or hear them!
Today while driving on a highway near Miami I saw A Rod driving a motorcycle. I could see he had a sidecar attached and Corky was in it! When I got along side of them Corky began reaching in his diaper and threw a glob of shit at my car. I could see A Rod yelling at him and Corky then threw shit at A Rod! A Rod then winked at me and massaged his dick while Corky threw a fit. It was pretty funny.
That's a hot post Vet. It would really be nice if A Rod was my personal bathroom. I wouldn't have to ever waste time going to the bathroom. I would just piss in A Rod's mouth or take a dump in it, then he could clean me right up with his tongue! A Rod let's make this happen!!
I saw A Rod at a casino with Corky today. Corky was misbehaving by farting and jumping around while A Rod was playing craps. He kept yelling "dookie" over and over again annoying A Rod. A Rod then had to take Corky into the bathroom to change his diaper. I'm not sure if he tongued Corky's ass clean as well but Corky was in a much better mood when they came back out and the two were grabbing each other's asses and farting on each other. At one point that lovable retard grabbed the dice and whipped them across the casino before yelling "Corky Wins"!! Everyone got a good laugh ot of this! Right before I left I saw Corky shitting on the floor.