Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum

Discussion forum for Alex Rodriguez's anti-fans (N.Y. Yankees, MLB). Does he suck? Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans. If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link aside the comment. Comments you post may require a paid membership to delete.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 19 Aug 2017 17:53:59 GMT reply
That pitch is hawt! Corky would be a natural in filming the transforming scenes. My only fear is that the beatings he will dole out will continue after the cameras are cut!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 19 Aug 2017 17:42:39 GMT reply
Yeah, and watching Corky's version of the Incredible Hulk stopping fight periodically to go dookie would provide some comic relief. Or would he still wear his diaper while in character?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 19 Aug 2017 08:29:18 GMT reply
Damn that's hot! I can just picture A Rod as Wonder Woman. She would be hanging out with Corky and for a short while everything would be fine. Then A Rod would do something that would enrage Corky sending him into a 'tard rage. This would turn lovable Corky into the Hulk! The Hulk would then run around sodomizing everything in sight! He of course would buttslam A Rod's Wonder Woman quite vigorously! Hopefully the show is picked up and the network decides to show full on hardcore penatration!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Aug 2017 19:22:52 GMT reply
Corky is preparing for a pitch for a superhero show to Hollywood executives next Monday. He wants to play a Down's Syndrome version of "The Incredible Hulk" in a TV reboot and wants A-Rod to play "Wonder Woman." Corky reached out to Hollywood executives on his own with this idea. Hopefully we'll see Corky's show on TV next season!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 18 Aug 2017 08:38:27 GMT reply
Last night A-Rod and Corky had a belching contest at a Taco Bell after eating dinner and each sucking down large Mountain Dew Baja Blasts with a refill. Corky started things out by belching in A-Rod's face for 3 seconds and also sharted at the same time! Then A-Rod unleashed a 7-second epic belch! When Corky got a whiff, he realized that A-Rod's breath smelled like he'd been munch on stinky assholes and got really upset! Corky apparently forgot that A-Rod had just eaten out his ass in the men's room 5 minutes earlier and assumed that A-Rod's ass-breath was a sign that he must be cheating on him! Corky decided to teach A-Rod a lesson - he popped A-Rod in the mouth and slapped him in the face as he flew into a 'tard rage! Corky kept slapping A-Rod until A-Rod fell onto the floor and started crying. Corky then called him a faggot and pulled down his diaper and made a dookie on A-Rod's head!!! Corky then grabbed A-Rod's wallet and got back in line to purchase a couple orders of cinnamon twists!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Aug 2017 03:17:04 GMT reply
I saw Corky and A Rod in a supermarket today. Not sure what had previously occurred, but I turned into an aisle and saw Corky on top of A Rod giving him an amazing pair of Arabian Goggles! I immedialty whipped out my cock and began furiously jerking off. What was funny was while Corky was doing this he was eating Captain Crunch cereal right from the box. As I climaxed Corky bent forward and let a massive shit torrent loose in A Rod's face!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 17 Aug 2017 11:00:44 GMT reply
Sophomore that is one hot story! Any chance that hot action will be shown on TV anytime soon? I certainly hope if it is they don't censor the hot anal action Corky gave that human gargoyle Dustin Diamond!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 16 Aug 2017 21:37:37 GMT reply
Corky had a reunion with his former Life Goes On co-stars where they visited the old set. A-Rod was Corky's date for the evening. Once they got on set, Corky remembered how rowdy the set was back in the early 1990s and felt nostalgiac for all of the hot man-on-man action he used to have in his trailer with random men in between takes. Corky even remembered the time when the Saved By The Bell cast visited and he pushed Dustin "Screech" Diamond into a men's room and ruptured Screech's anus with some hard anal sex! Corky made a dookie while thinking about how he really gave it to Screech and then took off his full diaper and used it to strangle A-Rod! Needless to say, it was a fun reunion for Corky!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 16 Aug 2017 15:47:40 GMT reply
I wonder what his attention span is like? It seems that every day is a relentless cycle of getting given a treat by A-Rod, then abusing him in return, leading to hot butt slamming. Has he ever shown any remorse?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Aug 2017 07:22:43 GMT reply
Corky heard the reports that Iceland has been aborting all Downs Syndrome babies and has thus nearly eridicated the disease in that country. Corky got really angry and took out his aggressions on A-rod's anus! Corky said that A-Rod's anus was Icehouse (he forgot the country's name) and then ass-slammed it until it bleed and Corky yelled out, "yeah, take that Icehouse!"
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Aug 2017 07:21:07 GMT reply
Damn! Whenever Corky gets on the crack he gets hornier then usual and will buttslam nearly anything. I'm sure that seeing that hot rebound fart pushed poor A Rod over the edge. I'm certain that I'm the morning he and Corky made up and had hot rough anal sex.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 15 Aug 2017 20:55:09 GMT reply
I was out last night at a dive in L.A. I always thought A and Corky were lovebirds, however, i really feel sorry for A. All their friends and family were there to celebrate their second year anniversary and they were acting very lovey dovey - publicly proclaiming their love over a karaoke song of Belinda Carlisle. Then Corky got on the crack and loudly said he 'was looknig for some meat' before chatting Aron Carter. They started kissing near the dance floor and A Rod started crying. It was such a heart wrenching sight as people comforted him. How could corky be such a pig! The final straw was then Aron Carter and Corky were snogging and walking past a mirror, when Corky unleashed (for the first time) his patented rebound fart, ploughing a gust of dump so hard against the metallic glass that rebounded and coated Aron Carter from head to toe, it was so hot!
A Rod saw this and ran out of the club screaming and being consoled by some women. Does ayone know if they are back together? Corky got angry and chased after him out of the club...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 15 Aug 2017 04:22:47 GMT reply
Damn Corky is hot! I wish I was sucking his 'tard seed into my mouth right now! I would then spit it into A Rod's face before Corky and I started simultaneously jump farting on A Rod's face! Corky and I would then head off for a snack and to watch the 'Garbage Pail Kids' Movie.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 15 Aug 2017 03:32:57 GMT reply
Who is Aron Carter hooking up with? A-Rod or Corky? Corky is a "man's 'tard " and is so brimming with testosterone that he can have sec with several dudes a day! He can also produce three or more dookies 💩 during a typical day!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 13 Aug 2017 12:45:51 GMT reply
Now Aron carter has come out as bi, I heard there is a bit of friction between a rod and corky as both are the jealous type...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 13 Aug 2017 05:41:41 GMT reply
Man , it would be so hot to watch Corky getting it on with both A-Rod and Jeter! He would pound both of their anuses, rip ass in their faces, and slap them around. Corky is man enough for both of them!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 12 Aug 2017 08:15:30 GMT reply
Has anyone else heard that Derek Jeter's interest in being a partner in buying the Miami Marlins is s he can move to Miami to try and steal Corky away from A Rod without arousing suspicion?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 12 Aug 2017 07:35:44 GMT reply
I saw that. He was a strawman buyer for a little kid! I heard that Corky used to do that as a side job during "Life Goes On"!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 12 Aug 2017 05:27:23 GMT reply
I was watching the new Netflix show, Ozark, and saw that a young man with Down's Syndrome was allowed to purchase several semi-automatic rifles at big box stores! Is it really that easy in real life for Downers to purchase guns? If so, A-Rod had better grow eyes in the back of his head!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 11 Aug 2017 10:00:03 GMT reply
I was fantasizing about watching Corky slap A-Rod around and then giving him rough anal sex turned me on so much last night that I jizzed in my pants! A-Rod must love being a sexual slave to the lovable 'tard!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 09 Aug 2017 22:50:14 GMT reply
Rook, what a hot story! Corky was really abusive and out of control. But it sounds like A Rod really enjoyed it! I bet the McDonalds patrons really enjoyed seeing Corky sexually assaulting A Rod while the manager did nothing but jerk off! Hopefully McDonalds corporate gets wind of this and makes Corky its new spokesperson!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 09 Aug 2017 07:40:32 GMT reply
Corky pulled out his massive cock while he and A-Rod were at McDonald's last night and started smacking A-Rod right in the face! Corky also started peeing on A-Rod's fries and cut a wet fart on A-Rod's ear. A-Rod bought Corky a hot fudge sundae hoping it would calm him down and it did until Corky had eaten all of the fudge and then got mad that there was still ice cream in his cup but no more fudge. Corky said that it was all A-Rod's fault and then slapped him in the face and punched him in the nose, drawing blood. Corky then started pelting A-Rod with trays, packets of ketchup and salt, and then reached into the garbage can and started throwing garbage at A-Rod as he attempted to finish a Big Mac! Corky slapped the Big Mac out of A-Rod's hand and then knocked him onto the floor. Corky pulled down A-Rod's pants and started giving him some rough anal sex while the McDonald's manager leered and rubbed one out! A-Rod yelled out in ecstacy that he loved it when Corky was rough. Corky then shot a monster load of semen into A-Rod's anus, infecting him with an adult-onset form of Down's Syndrome!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 09 Aug 2017 01:22:19 GMT reply
Rook, nearly every gay major league player (which is like 90%) stops by A Rod and Corky's pad when in Miami to play the Marlins. I have heard some horny AL players make he journey while in Tampa to play the Rays! I'm sure Napoli has dropped by for some scat play and ass eating!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 08 Aug 2017 03:00:54 GMT reply
Have Corky or A-Rod ever gotten together for some ass play with Mike Napoli? According to his board, Mike gets into some steamy situations with random dudes!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 07 Aug 2017 22:56:58 GMT reply
Rook, I have solid info that one time someone used the term "franks and beans" and Corky heard it. It sent him into a 'tard rage so violent that person now has to use a colostomy bag for the rest of their life.
More Comments...

If the editor doesn't load, then click the button below or refresh the page.

Load Editor
Bold Italic Underline Left Center Right Ordered List Bulleted List Hyperlink Image
Smiley Face Heart
Big Smile
Smiley Tongue
Surprised

Link to this webpage

Get this forum in your email inbox.

via reblinks
Find a Player

About Us Contact Us Privacy Policy Terms of Service DivorceIt.ca