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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Feb 2019 10:02:14 GMT reply
Legend, there have been a voluminous amount of hot spankworthy posts during the past few days! How many times have you masturbated vigorously during the past week while fantasizing about the queer stories posted here? I bet your computer keyboard is coated in your semen right now!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Feb 2019 06:42:41 GMT reply
hi mr. legend, my name is billy. i am 13 years old. i met u at a rest stop in ohio last summer. u were peeing at the urinal next to me. u kept staring at my peepee and said u liked it. then u started sucking my peepee. my peepee got hard and then u put in in ur butthole. i thought it was gross at first but then it felt good and i came in ur butt. i want u to know that my peepee was itchy so i went to the doctor. i have herpees. u should go to see the doctor, u faget!!!!!1
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 23:39:47 GMT reply
Buuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppp! Soph 09:43. There was a bit of a mess, but that’s normal for one of my truck parties. I just hose the cab out in the truckers wash bay, wash everything down with bleach, and I’m good to go. That Bartman character did a pretty good job gobbling up all the feces and jizz, so it was an easy cleanup.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 09:43:27 GMT reply
Pig Pen, what a fantastic story! Did you and Rizzo make a mess inside your cab? Did you get any doo doo or jizz on the seat? If so, did that Bartman character lick the seat clean???
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 08:17:46 GMT reply
Buuuuurrrrpppppp! Pig Pen here boys. Last night good ole Pig Pen had a nice little Valentines Day party. I had parked my big rig at a fine truck stop. I was a little bummed I didn’t have anyone to take in the noxious farts I’d been ripping since eating an all you can eat bufffet 6 hours earlier. To my surprise once I opened the door the stench of my cab immediately attracted these two dudes who were in an old Geo Metro. One was named Anthony Rizzo and the other was his boyfriend Steve Bartman. They asked if they could join me in my cab and I said yes. Then things got interesting. It was obvious Bartman was a total weirdo and he was huffing the air trying to breath in every fart molecule. They explained they were enroute to Arizona where Anthony plays baseball. Anthony was eating a large deep dish pepperoni pizza and offered me a slice. He then ripped a ridiculously loud fart in Bartman’s face causing Bartman to moan. Bartman then pulled down our pants and began tounging both our assholes. He was a total pro! We then crawled into the sleeper compartment and I ripped a massive fart causing the entire cab to stink. That Bartman guy began moaning again and the Rizzo guy began buttslamming him while continuing to chow down on some pizza. I got in front of Bartman’s face and ripped a mighty blast, then felt Bartman expertly tounging my asshole. I felt a bit of a rumbling in my belly and instantly decided to go with it. Seconds later I was releasing a massive diarrhea spray right into Bartman’s face. It was an amazing release and included some enormous farts. Bartman by now was moaning as he gobbled up all my dookie. Bartman then began sucking me off and I found myself being part of a nice spitroasting. Minutes later Anthony and I jizzed all over Bartman. Anthony then presented me with a heart shaped box of chocolates and he and Bartman wished me a happy Valentines Day before joining hands and skipping away. Just another day in the life of a trucker! Ughgghhh! I just lost a load writing about that amazing encounter!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 01:47:09 GMT reply
Legend, there is no reason to be embarrassed that you enjoy huffing another mans exhuast. It’s not for me personally, but I do love ripping backfires into my lovers faces. I think you need to come clean on here and admit to all of your demented behaviors. Your enjoyment of farts is well documented as is your proclivity to then have a seizure and jizz your pants. I say whatever makes you happy buddy.
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 22:16:48 GMT reply
Gays think it's ok to screw little kids thats sick you probably are all lazy and fat
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 22:15:16 GMT reply
You are all sick evil
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 19:46:34 GMT reply
Rook (16:00), I’m a giver, not a receiver of farts during my gay encounters. The thought of someone farting in my face doesn’t turn me on. However, I enjoy doing the farting! The mere thought of humiliating my lover by farting in his face and making him smell it is a huge turn-on for me! Once I entered this scene, it initially shocked me that so many gay guys, like Legend and A-Rod, actually enjoy being in the receiving end of this!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 19:06:00 GMT reply
I just watched “Bohemian Rhapsody” last night. There’s actually a scene where Freddy Mercury is talking on a public phone outside of a men’s room at a truck stop. All of a sudden, a truck driver parks his Mack truck and is eyeballing Freddy Mercury as he walks over to the men’s room and Freddy looks over curiously! It isn’t clear whether Freddy Mercury followed that horny trucker into the men’s room that time, although obviously he did so with many other gay dudes over the years as he eventually died from AIDS. Legend, please regale us with your own tales of rest stop love with horny truck drivers!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 16:06:20 GMT reply
Oooof! That is one hell of a conundrum for soph! I know what a rod would say - if he ever had balls out of his mouth that is!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 16:00:12 GMT reply
Soph 07.45, I was reading your post then a super urgent, pressing issue cam to mind. Would you prefer to huff a fart from a clean ass, perhaps with a hint of cologne, a baked ass that has been strutting all day in acid washed jeans, or a juicy smooth bubble butt, just taken out of a diaper with a smear of Hershey’s looking diarrhoea? Get back to me soon!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 09:26:49 GMT reply
Rookie that is super steamy! Didn’t mr bending once served up hound dog at a thanksgiving dinner years ago as well? I recall the episode having slater and Zack pounding at screeches anus and giving him a lesson in etiquette that time as well. It was a hot episode!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 08:09:04 GMT reply
Damn Soph that is a super erotic offer you gave Legend. Hopefully he responds in the affirmative and allows you to tape and distribute that hot action! Today I watched a Valentines Special of ‘Love in Bayside’! In it Mr. Belding cooks up Screech a lovely valentines dinner while Screech is hard at work smelling the farts and being a human urinal for the students of Bayside High! When he gets home he is so happy when Mr. B tells him he’s cooked a special Valentines Dinner. Mr. B then brings out a covered silver platter. Mr. B was wearing an amazing tuxedo top with no pants on. When Screech took off the cover he was shocked to see that Mr. B had once again cooked up the latest version of Screech’s beloved Hound Dog! Mr. B began laughing hysterically while Screech began crying. Mr. B then told Screech that would teach Hound Dog a lesson for crapping in his slippers. Mr. B then ripped a wet fart in Screech’s face before ripping off his Zubaz pants and having some hot Valentines Day buttsex, shredding Screech’s anus in the process. What lovebirds!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 07:45:05 GMT reply
Legend, I want to film a video of us with a high definition video camera. In the video, I am just eaten 8 greasy tacos from Taco Bell and I’m starting to get indigestion and have gas. I walk into your studio apartment and you are waiting for me naked - your baby dick is standing at attention. Then you lay down on your couch with your face pointing toward the ceiling and I drop my pants and then squat over your face bare-assed. Then I slowly start to expel a meaty turd into your mouth! When the turd is halfway out of my butthole, I rip a ridiculously loud and heinous-smelling fart! The turd lands in your mouth as your are coated with a thick film of diarrhea! Then I rip several more farts in your face which you deeply inhale! Then your mouth starts salivating as you are in homosexual ecstasy while sniffing my fart! You then jizz your pants from all of the homosexual fun you are having and then pull off your pants and beg me for some hot anal and say that you need my seed! Then I insert my erect penis into your anus and start pumping away...UUGGHH!!! I just blew my load!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 05:13:09 GMT reply
Legend, you stood me up at the Arby’s! And on Valentine’s Day!! Now my ass is super itchy and has flies circling it you bastard. Are you too good for your fans now that you got back your Legend moniker? You better meet me behind the Edward Jones in two hours so you can take care of my penis and ass needs! Don’t be late Legend.
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 21:30:25 GMT reply
Sane old assholes saying the sane gay shit faggots are evil
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 21:29:47 GMT reply
Gays are a problem
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 18:25:26 GMT reply
Mmmmm! this is milo the janitor. !this hot news makes me gotsta drop trou! I GOTSTA drop trou!!! you hip L?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 16:46:26 GMT reply
Hey mahng! This is cholo, lover of the brown baron (not to be confused with screech’s mid noughties nickname) and we both want to congratulate big legend on his status. Drop one for me baby!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 16:24:16 GMT reply
Damn legend! This is demanding! How did you get your mojo back? Was it when you welded a cheese cutter to your ass so your stools could split in two on your lovers face during intercourse? It was one of the most erotic things I ever saw when you bent over to show that shiny metallic contraption up your ass!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 16:17:35 GMT reply
... very disappointed. What happened to your high flying graduate retail placement at Walmart? Your grandfather is so disgusted he has cut your inheritance!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 16:16:26 GMT reply
Chad? Chad! This is your mother! Know I hear you are calling Yourself legend and going with men 4 times your age? Your father, myself and your gran are very
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:21:57 GMT reply
This is the ghost of Hugo chavez. I don’t usually
Post on this side of the board but be it know. This is big news! Well done legend, now let me see your balloon knot Ghirl! I’m rabid!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:16:25 GMT reply
This is indeed a red letter day for Troy and legend. Congrats bud! Now let me hog tie you and beat your bum cheeks red raw! Goldberg
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