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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 30 Apr 2017 04:56:35 GMT reply
Th NFL is a total disgrace! Once again they have passed over drafting Corky. That lovable ''tard would gladly play without equipment potentially saving a team thousands of dollars! His 'tard rages would propel his team to victory and the fans of that team would chant "Corky!" over and over again! He would bring in a new fanbase as well. The NFL refusing to bring a player in because of his 'tard is insane. I also think a team that is already well stocked should have drafted the "Zoink Man". A team like the Patriots already has plenty of talent. But as every professional athlete is a raging queer there is also the need for a talent like the "Zoink Man" to meet the penis and ass needs of the team. This would be a much better choice then a pick that most likely never even play!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 30 Apr 2017 00:57:14 GMT reply
Dumb shit like that really makes me believe A Rod enjoys it when Corky smacks him around. He had to know asking Corky for a stupid "Courtesy Flush" was going to send Corky into a 'tard rage yet he did it anyway. I wonder if he also realized that rage would finish with his head in a bowl of Corky's diarrhea? Corky got him good.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 29 Apr 2017 21:42:22 GMT reply
Corky was going diarrhea in A-Rod's master bathroom the other day and A-Rod could hear it from 20 feet away. He asked Corky for a "courtesy flush " and Corky went into a 'tard rage! He ran out of the bathroom with a turtlehead still sticking out and started slapping A-Rod! He then tried to drown A-Rod in the diarrhea water in the unflushed toilet. A-Rod learned to let Corky shit in peace that time!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 29 Apr 2017 20:27:49 GMT reply
Today Corky woke up A Rod by ripping a nasty wet fart in his face. Corky then went Dookie on the floor and called for their maid, J Lo, to come in and clean it up. Corky then went into the bathroom where he pissed on the Zoinkman's leg, then made him tounge his anus while he brushed his teeth. What a guy!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 29 Apr 2017 15:38:51 GMT reply
Corky has white skin but when he pulls down his tard pants you will see the biggest black cock in the world. Corky's penis is so black that it looks purple. And it's more veiny than A Rod on steroids. A Rod just can't wait to massage it with his purple gums at every night. πŸ’©πŸ†β¬…Makes A Rod super horny!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 29 Apr 2017 07:14:14 GMT reply
I believe we should send Corky to North Korea to take care of things. The North Korean people would fall in love with that lovable 'tard. This would include Kim Jong Un who would love being bent over by Corky and anally violated. Corky would difuse the situation in a day or two. Also, if he didn't get his way he would go into a 'tard rage and wipe out the entire country. Either way problem solved.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 29 Apr 2017 07:09:08 GMT reply
Corky knows that he can get away with anything by just playing up the lovable 'tard angle. If A Rod gets in his way he is in for one hell of a 'tard rage. The likes that would require surgery for a badly torn anus!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 29 Apr 2017 06:59:02 GMT reply
I heard that Corky has purchased hundreds of canisters of Zyklon B which he plans to use to exterminate the Hollywood Jews who typecast him in retarded roles. Hopefully his lover, A-Rod, can stop Corky from becoming a mass murderer!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 23:19:38 GMT reply
That's a solid thought. J Lo is pretty much their cleaning lady.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 14:27:26 GMT reply
Alex is with J Lo because he and Corky needed an old ass grandma figure in their lives. J Lo will have to get used to cleaning cum stains and shit stains off of walls if she's gonna make it in that house.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:14:37 GMT reply
Update: It was close by the Raiders decided to go with an accused rapist who can play football and will also meet their players ass needs. Through rape if necessary. The Zoinkman's inability to play football at any level really hurt his chances, but it was still close. I am still furious Corky was not chosen.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 01:26:54 GMT reply
I have solid 2017 NFL draft info. The Raiders are considering taking the "Zoinkman" in the first round so he can service the penis and ass needs of their players! Let's see if it happens I'm not sure how that's a draft pick, but it's what I'm hearing.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 01:17:04 GMT reply
I'm watching the 2017 NFL Draft and am livid that Corky has not been chosen! What a national disgrace! Corky would be an amazing player with his known Mongo strength! He would also be a secret weapon if he went into a 'tard rage. I think it's pathetic that just because he's a Downer no team will take a chance on him!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 00:32:31 GMT reply
Today I saw A Rod and a Corky at a Publix supermarket. Corky was really rowdy and was jumping around, grunting loudly, and ripping loud farts. I saw him take a box of donuts, and go Dookie in it. He then out it back on the shelf while hysterically laughing. Alex tried to settle him down after that but Corky wasn't having it. Corky attacked him, then bent him over right in the middle of the produce section. Corky then began having hard core anal sex with A Rod. People stared at this insane spectacle while Corky really pounded A Rod's ass up against the Cantelopes! The police had been called by store management but when the police arrived and realized who it was they just laughed and took some pictures with Corky and Alex. I heard then scold the employee who called them and told him they should arrest him for calling the police on such a lovable 'tard! Alex and Corky are an adorable couple!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 21:46:01 GMT reply
That story is so damn hot! Is it true the Zoinkman thought the gloryhold would be for his tiny cock, but was actually cut at his mouth so dudes could jam their dicks down his throat? Corky and Alex got him good that time!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 20:26:30 GMT reply
Wow, so you are saying the Zoinkman was hoisted onto a wall and stuck there with duct tape? that is hawt! I bet he got aroused within seconds!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 15:43:59 GMT reply
JENNIFER LOPEZ IS ALEX RODRIGUEZ NEW GIRL, THERE'S BEEN TALK OF THEM HAVING KIDS ALLREADY AND YOU SAY HE IS GAY. S.UCK A.SS ROOKIE.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 14:22:47 GMT reply
Corky was so moved by Stickman's nationalism that he has decided to be Poo-on-a-Stick man for the upcoming Battle of Berkeley. Antifa fags and their Kike puppet masters needs to watch out for the unstoppable force that is Corky's supertard rage and rancid beer shits.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 09:10:56 GMT reply
Hey Zoinkman, remember that time you first applied for the toilet attendant role? Remember when you were in the middle of a hazing by two local bums outside of the stadium and after they were done with you they threw you in the Arby’s dumpster? Remember when as your head hit the bottom garbage bag, you saw a tattered flyer advertising for a non paid toilet attendant role at a famous athletes house? Remember how you ran to the nearest phone booth to apply? Remember how nervous you were at the time of the interview in your best suit and sat there waiting outside? Remember when the first thing you were asked inside the interview room was what car you drove? Remember when you said a ’78 Gremlin and then got your ass kicked by Corky? Remember how ARd then duct taped you face first to the wall with only your bare ass sticking out? Remember how Corky proceeded to take out his tard rage on you and your ass? Remember how his friends also got involved and even cut a hole through the other side of the wall as a glory hole? Remember how happy you were? Also remember a few weeks later where you were moved to another wall and to your surprise, you realised there was another pair of musical twins next to you, ecstatic about having their asses ploughed each night? Damn! That was one happy interview! Shame you are still to hear whether you got the job!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 26 Apr 2017 04:13:54 GMT reply
I saw Corky today on Fox News. He was taking about heading black to Berkeley to "go Dookie" on the Berkeley Antifa in support of Ann Coulter. A Rod was with him and kept massaging his shoulders. It was so cute!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 26 Apr 2017 02:16:12 GMT reply
This forum is retarded. The person writing all this crap must be a closet homosexual who is using A-Rod as a source of coping with the self hatred. Who would commit so much time to writing endless stupidity that isn't clever and too juvenile to be funny. Repetitive repetitive repetitive repetitive repetitive. A-Rod is busy fluffing J-lo
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 25 Apr 2017 06:03:51 GMT reply
I love Corky. Who knew he was such a fervent Trump supporter? I shocked Trump hasn't called attention to this in order to garner mass support from the 'tard community!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 25 Apr 2017 00:33:51 GMT reply
I saw a video of A-Rod and Corky at the recent Berkeley "Free Speech" riot where Trump supporters clashed with Antifa anarchists. A-Rod was there to quietly support Trump, but Corky was there to crack some skulls! I saw Corky give a karate kick at an Antifa girl who was throwing rocks at Trump supporters. Corky also tackled an Antifa guy who was throwing fireworks and shooting pepper spray - Corky kicked that guy in the balls and then dropped his sweatpants and diaper and went dookie on that guy's face. Corky really went into a 'tard rage. Corky's a true patriot. A-Rod is a lucky man!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 24 Apr 2017 22:48:28 GMT reply
That Eiffel Tower story is so hot! I heard Alex and Corky were making out at the top of the Eiffel Tower moments before Corky went Dookie over the side. That lucky family really has some fond memories I'm sure!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 24 Apr 2017 20:48:56 GMT reply
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