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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:57:03 GMT reply
Corky walked into the bathroom yesterday and saw A-Rod peeing while sitting down. When Corky saw this, he went ballistic!!! He accused A-Rod of being a woman and then pulled down his diaper and expelled a diarrhea spray right in A-Rod's face! Corky had eaten an entire jar of honey roasted peanuts the night before, so he had lots of sharp chunks of undigested peanuts in his stool! After A-Rod got pelted in the face with the sharp peanuts, he started crying like a bitch! Corky then rubbed his cock in A-Rod's face and used A-Rod's tears to lube up his massive mongo cock! Corky then slapped A-Rod so hard in the face that he fell off the toilet! Corky then proceeded to give A-Rod some unprotected anal sex, which A-Rod loved! What a cute couple!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:46:23 GMT reply
That Zoink guy sounds like he's mentally deranged!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 Jan 2018 05:01:09 GMT reply
Today A Rod treated Corky to Arby’s. They took along the Zoink Man so he could handle carrying Corky’s diaper bag. Once at the Arby’s The Zoink Man started crying and begging for some Beef N Cheddar’s saying they brought him such joy. This annoyed Corky who belted the Zoink Man in the throat with a karate chop. He then ordered himself 10 Beef N Cheddar’s and a double order of curly fries. A Rod, not wanting a beating, said nothing and just smiled. Corky went to his booth chowed down, then ripped a loud fart which the Zoink Man rushed over to huff. Corky made a dookie in his diaper then told the Zoink Man he had a real treat for him. Corky then went dookie in his diaper and pulled down his pants. He took a Beef N Cheddar, took a large bite from it, and shoved the rest in his buttcrack. He then yelled Merry Christmas and told the Zoink Man that Beef N Cheddar was his. The Zoink Man got so excited and began gobbling up the Beef N Cheddar from Corky’s filthy asshole. A Rod just watched with jealousy as the Zoink Man licked Corky’s butthole clean then claimed he hadn’t enjoyed a finer meal in his life. Corky quickly tired of this sentimental nonsense and ripped a massive fart in the Zoink Man’s face, then bent him over and gave him an anal plundering while the Arby’s patrons watched and cheered him on. Many a “Zoinks” and “Double Zoinks” was heard. While reaming the Zoink Man Corky kept shoveling down curly fries and began making out with A Rod who loved it. The patrons and manager really cheered this display of love. Corky really treated everyone well today. It’s easy to see why he’s so darn lovable!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 Jan 2018 04:49:21 GMT reply
Today A Rod treated Corky to Arby’s. They took along the Zoink Man so he could handle carrying Corky’s diaper bag. Once at the Arby’s The Zoink Man started crying and begging for some Beef N Cheddar’s saying they brought him such joy. This annoyed Corky who belted the Zoink Man in the throat with a karate chop. He then ordered himself 10 Beef N Cheddar’s and a double order of curly fries. A Rod, not wanting a beating, said nothing and just smiled. Corky went to his booth chowed down, then ripped a loud fart which the Zoink Man rushed over to huff. Corky made a dookie in his diaper then told the Zoink Man he ha a real treat for him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 Jan 2018 04:08:33 GMT reply
It’s amazing how A-Rod has morphed from a masculine home run-hitting MLB superstar to a limp-wristed candy-assed faggot within the span of a couple years. Apparently getting repeatedly plowed in the ass and slapped around by a gay ‘tard has had a huge effect on A-Rod’s life!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 22:14:46 GMT reply
I heard that Corky and A-Rod are measuring the lengths of their cocks this weekend...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 20:22:37 GMT reply
Yes, these wack 386 servers sure need updating!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 07:20:26 GMT reply
Last night Corky opened up a large bag of Cheetos and then sat naked on it and rocked back and forth until his bare ass was covered with Cheetos dust. He then walked into the family room was A-Rod was sitting down watching tv and then ripped a smelly fart in A-Rod’s face, coating with with a moist layer of a dookie-Cheetos mixture! A-Rod started coughing and then Corky got mad at A-Rod for wasting his gift! Corky kicked A-Rod in the face and stomped on his chest until he heard a couple ribs crack! A-Rod doubled over in obvious pain and started crying while Corky pulled down his diaper and instantly ejaculated in A-Rod’s face! Corky sure taught A-Rod not to waste his gifts that time!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 02:25:21 GMT reply
Rook 08:11:49 that is one hot damn story! I
A Rod is a really rude ass clown and he deserves having the ‘tards treat him to some street justice. I enjoyed that Cousin Geri was hanging out with Walt Jr. I bet she and Corky are role models for the much younger Walt Jr.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 02:21:30 GMT reply
The owners of this board really need to improve the service! I’ve visited a number of times this weekend trying to get my fill of some hot Corky spank material! Instead I found this board down once again. I had to break out my old “Life goes on” vhs tapes which are covered in jizz and farts and barely play anymore. Thankfully the episode where Corky shits in the sink, then rapes the family dog, before burning down the house, shooting a pistol at his dad, and driving the drivers ed car into a dumpster, is still playable. I was able to jerk my cock raw to that, but I can’t count on that tape holding up much longer! I demand this board be placed on a more reliable server. Using a 1993 packers bell 486 to run this site just isn’t reliable enough for all my Corky based sexual needs!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Jan 2018 08:11:49 GMT reply
A-Rod is a huge fan of Breaking Bad and Corky asked A-Rod if he wanted to go to a big Hollywood party last year. A-Rod was so happy that that he hugged Corky and told him he loved him. Corky pushed A-Rod away and yelled “stop being a stoopid faget!!!!” Corky then pulled down his diaper so A-Rod could give him a rim job.
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The next night, Corky ordered A-Rod to drive him to a mansion in Hollywood Hills where “Baking Bad” cast was having a party. A-Rod replied, “don’t you mean ‘Breaking Bad,” not ‘Baking Bad’?” Corky then slapped A-Rod in the face for annoying him! A-Rod’s eyes welled up like he was going to cry, although he managed to avoid crying. When they arrived at the address, A-Rid parked and then rang the doorbell. A-Rod was star-struck when the door was opened by Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad! A-Rod looked over and also saw Cousin Geri from The Facts of Life! A-Rod said, “I think it’s great that Hollywood retards can party on down!” Walt Jr. then got his trademark angry/whiny look on his face and then smacked A-Rod in the head with one of his crutches! Corky then kicked A-Rod up the ass and threw him face-first into a wall. Corky then pulled down A-Rod’s pants and jock strap and Walt Jr. started sodomizing A-Rod’s anus! A-Rod started moaning in pleasure, which infuriated Corky, causing Corky to overflow his diaper with dookie! Corky pulled off his full diaper and started strangling A-Rod! Meanwhile, Cousin Geri watched in delight while vigorously fingering herself at the sight! Cousin Geri then walked over so that she and Corky were each pressing their bare asses against A-Rod’s face and simultaneously ripped heinous ‘tard farts! Walt Jr. masturbated vigorously during the farts! They all left A-Rod in a puddle of blood and dookie juice and then went downstairs and dropped acid while watching Sesame Street on PBS!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Jan 2018 00:40:43 GMT reply
Rook, that is one romantic story for the ages! How dare A Rod deny Corky a little kiss and loving just because he was eating. Corky was trying to share his food with ungrateful A Rod! I wish I had been there to witness such a loving site, followed by that hardcore anal, to which I would definitely have jerked off and cheered.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 09 Jan 2018 03:21:33 GMT reply
Last night A-Rod treated Corky to a lovely meal at Taco Bell, Corky's favorite restaurant. When Corky ordered 10 Dorito tacos, A-Rod told Corky it was unhealthy to eat that many and then Corky shot A-Rod a dirty look and although A-Rod feared a pummeling was imminent, Corky forgot he was angry when he received his large soda cup as drinking Mountain Dew: Baja Blast gives him an incredible amount of joy. After they received their order, they sat down to eat. After eating two tacos, Corky leaned to his side and ripped a heinous-smelling fart! A-Rod simply smiled and that made Corky feel warm and fuzzy inside. Corky then shoveled four more tacos into his mouth and while his mouth was full of half-eaten tacos, he grabbed A-Rod and started passionately kissing him while food was falling out of his mouth! A-Rod pushed Corky away and told him it was disgusting and then Corky got a crazy look in his eye and flew into a 'tard rage! Corky started slapping A-Rod in the face and then dumped his soda on A-Rod's head! Corky then pulled down A-Rod's pants and underwear and shoved several packets of spicy taco sauce up A-Rod's anus! Corky then pulled down his diaper and gave A-Rod rough anal sex in full view of about 20 customers and staff who all cheered on Corky! Corky continued until climax, at which point he pulled up his diaper and sweatpants and then walked out of Taco Bell to the 7-11 across the street, where he purchased a cherry Slurpie! Corky sure taught A-Rod respect that time!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Jan 2018 09:43:21 GMT reply
How dare A-Rod yell at Corky for making a mistake! Corky can't be held accountable because he forgot to wear his diaper and sprayed dookie in A-Rod's bed! A-Rod should have checked Corky before they went to bed to ensure that Corky was wearing a fresh diaper - he obviously didn't do this, so he is largely to blame for Corky's accident!
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I'm amazed that A-Rod was able to clean Corky's dookie spray from his sheets and bed without leaving any stains. A-Rod needs to do an infomercial and sell whatever cleaning conconction he's brewed up to remove Corky's dookie stains! He's probably using a combination of vinegar and something else, but he's sitting on a goldmine and needs to cash in. I'd love to see he and Corky star in the infomercial as I have no doubt that Corky would slap A-Rod around at some point!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Jan 2018 07:59:26 GMT reply
Last night after some amazing love making Corky decided to go to sleep and not put his diaper back on. Later that night he woke up and had to take a dump. He forgot he didn’t have his diaper on and just let it loose causing a massive shit to coat the middle of the bed. A Rod rolled over and was covered in Corky’s dookie. He awoke to the stink and wet feeling of shit all over hIs body. When he yelled at Corky for not wearing his diaper Corky got very angry. He felt it was A Rod’s job to make sure he was powdered and had on his diaper after providing A Rod with an anal pounding. Corky flew into a ‘tard rage and started choking A Rod. He did this until A Rod was unconscious. He then pissed all over A Rod, and used his hair to wipe his filthy ass. Corky then went downstairs bare assed to get some cookie crunch and watch the ghostbusters cartoon. A Rod eventually woke up and cleaned up the sheets. He then went downstairs and apologized to Corky before cleaning him up, powdering his bottoms and putting on a fresh diaper. Corky is really training A Rod to be respectful!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Jan 2018 06:11:44 GMT reply
A Rod is a fool. Why take a total gem like Corky and treat him to fast food as if it’s something special? Why, knowing Corky will go into a ‘Tard rage would he remove the gum Corky lovingly placed on his head? Corky deserves meals at Morton’s and Joe’s Crab. Corky deserves to be pampered and have his every wish catered to. Instead A Rod treats him like a piece of garbage. Hopefully Corky soon pounds him into oblivion and moves on to someone who will treat him right. Thankfully Corky pounded A Rod’s anus, showing the world A Rod is a little bitch.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Jan 2018 17:24:41 GMT reply
Last night A-Rod treated Corky to dinner at Burger King. Corky was chewing a huge wad of gum after ordering and when he and A-Rod sat down at s table to eat, Corky spit his wad of gum into his hand and then placed it in A-Rod’s head so that he could resume chewing it after eating his meal. A-Rod was insulted that Corky placed the gum on his head and then grabbed the gum, placed it in a napkin, and then threw it away. When Corky saw this, he flew into a ‘tard rage! Corky started slapping A-Rod and then hit him in the face with his tray! Corky then stabbed A-Rod in the hand with a plastic fork and hit him then used his strength to fire A-Rod into the soda machine! Corky then pulled down his diaper and A-Rod’s jeans and started giving A-Rod some hard anal sex! A-Rod moaned in delight, which infuriated Corky even more! Corky then shot s huge load of ‘tard semen into A-Rod while bellowing like a hippopotamus! Corky then rolled A-Rod over and pissed in his face! Corky really taught A-Rod a lesson that time!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:03:14 GMT reply
DIs IS COrkY! NO ONe gunNa DROp AsS in mI JaCKEt! I Am goIN DookIE IN YouR MOUTh!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Jan 2018 19:53:26 GMT reply
either way, i wanna drop ass in it, then pass it around to the pizza shop boys - steve, john and seafood sammy
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Jan 2018 01:09:05 GMT reply
Rook, it looks like the same jacket. But since Life Goes On Corky has put on a lot of weight. Maybe he had the jacket altered or it’s very possible he purchased or stole a jacket that was very similar.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Jan 2018 19:55:06 GMT reply
Is this the leather jacket he wore at school when he was part of a gang ( and on the gif in the pics section?)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Jan 2018 04:11:07 GMT reply
Corky is such a stud. Today he joined a hardcore 1 percent biker gang named the ‘Devil Dogs’. He invited them to move their clubhouse to A Rod’s home. They drove their motorcycles all over A Rod’s mansion and tormented the Zoink Man, throwing him to the ground and doing burnouts on his head! This all made Corky very happy and he relished in his new life as an outlaw biker. Corky himself owns a Harley and now has a leather jacket with spikes on it. At one point A Rod came home and was angry when he saw a Harley zoom through the house and smash through some glass doors that led to the pool. When he complained to Corky one of the bikers told Corky to ‘get his bitch in line’. Corky then smacked A Rod around, making A Rod cry. The bikers cheered this on. Corky then bent A Rod over and went to town on his asshole while bikers jerked off and revved their motorcycle engines. After Corky blew his load all over A Rod he presented A Rod with a hot pink jacket with ‘Property of Corky’ on the back! A Rod loved the jacket and he and Corky lovingly embraced. Corky then jumped on his Harley and with A Rod riding bitch road over the Zoink Man and out the front door. Corky is one hot biker.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:33:47 GMT reply
This is old news*
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:33:29 GMT reply
Yeah, this is of new, him and the Demasi twins documented this affair in their b side to a cover of salty the pocketknives ‘rim goblin’ in the mid noughties. It was called “I gotta put dat dong on ya, daddy” and was a gorgeous balled
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 Jan 2018 07:52:41 GMT reply
Rook, I remember reading that Corky has orgies with the actors who played his parents on Life Goes On. It seems as though Corky really slept his way to the top!
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