Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 May 2019 01:53:23 GMT reply
Vet I’m definitely thinking of Legend. I’m thinking of him gobbling a massive shit log from my ass, tounging my anus, then huffing a few wet farts. Who could have imagined that Legend eating a diet that consists of 95 percent feces would be bad for him?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 20 May 2019 21:14:55 GMT reply
Legend is gravely ill from eating feces. It is a dangerous habit among demented faggots like him and he’s paying the price now. Keep him in your thoughts
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 May 2019 16:57:02 GMT reply
Ah you’ll get nothing Out of veteran, he has been autistic since he first started writing rubbish on the boards
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 May 2019 06:26:52 GMT reply
Anyone got a link to the garage door website?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 21:09:03 GMT reply
Legend, you have not responded to my plea to stay at your apartment during Tard Feast. There are no hotel rooms. We know you have been a little shy on this board lately. Give us an update on your break at the garage door factory.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 19:15:55 GMT reply
Apparently, he is also in his newest straight to video flick called 'general commander'
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 19:15:27 GMT reply
Veteran, he also appeared in under siege with Steven Seagal as 'hoodlum number 2'. He was in that memorable fight scene in the snooker hall here he rushed at seagal ith his pants don and then sensei Seagal akido'd his ass
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 10:20:00 GMT reply
Rookie (8:38), remember how Corky’s fire caused $2 million in damages? That was a lot of money in 1984! Three people also died! Although Corky’s scene made me laugh, I never understood why Corky was even in the movie at all. The movie producers must have feared that the movie might be a flop, so they add some Corky scenes for comic relief.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 08:59:44 GMT reply
Sorry, back to the photo, but does a rod have his trousers on the window sill next to his shades? It is so hot that he takes off his pants completely to dump!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 08:38:30 GMT reply
Just watched “The Karate Kid” for the first time in years and had forgotten that Corky was in it! He was a member of “Cobra Kia” but Sensei Kreese beat him up for going dookie in a corner of the dojo. Corky later came back to burn down the place but forgot where it was and burned down the wrong building!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 01:11:02 GMT reply
Lege, what are you up to? U b hidin.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 20:44:53 GMT reply
Hi all, I am a cross country coach driver for retirees and i have been forwarded to this forum for customer complaints. I drove for a 'golden girls' over 80s sightseeing trip around the Troy area, but at every traffic light stop and corner turn, there were dudes butt naked romping with each other and farting. Nearly everyone had a ghetto blaster playing this horrid new song = i can't believe many of the men were dressed similarly as well
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 15:58:53 GMT reply
You need to go to the Kyrie Irving girlfriend forum. You'd have a great time making fun of these women on there.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 09:21:27 GMT reply
So A-Rod’s condo is located directly across from a hedge fund’s office? He’s obviously a perverted voyeur - the window in his bathroom is huge and appears to extend from the ceiling down to maybe a few feet above the floor. He had to have known people could look in at him sitting on the toilet expelling the contents of his bowels! Maybe Corky makes him shit with the shades up in order to humiliate A-Rod?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 13:33:28 GMT reply
God I can’t wait for the next game of bones episode! Is it true that Steven seagal will make a guest appearance and get into an aloof fight with corky? I heard that he will akido corkys ass red raw!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 12:56:47 GMT reply
The nickname for my bedroom is ‘the wank tank’ and it sure lived up to its name when I saw those hot toilet photos! After a while though I began to question why the toilet is so clean, why there is a dressing gown on the door and why there is no toilet roll? Also, it doesn’t look like he is straining so perhaps he is just indulging in the aroma? Can anyone confirm these idiosyncrasies and was he left alone to finish, or did the paparazzo catch corky storming In after to go to town on a rod?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 12:34:06 GMT reply
Legend, where have you been hiding? I do see that you've gone undercover taking pics. Are you still welding at the garage door factory?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 01:48:30 GMT reply
I just received an unverified piece of info that claims Legend was the spy who was seen leering at A Rod and jerking off vigorously while watching A Rod take a dump. Legend please confirm/deny this was you who shot this hot pic!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 01:46:21 GMT reply
Today someone posted a pic of that idiot A Rod on his toilet while looking at gay porn on his phone. I’ve attached the hot pic. I only wish Corky was in it giving him some hot anal sex! I’m sure Corky will track down the person who was spying on his man and give them the ass raping of a lifetime!
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 10:46:13 GMT reply
Rook these are undeniably seminal stories and it was good to see corky ruin a rods orgasm by putting a mask over him before leapfrogging him so he couldn’t inhale. Was a rods butt showing as he was led out the store by corky? One thing I have always wondered is why cork wears diapers? He didn’t during lifeGoes on, indeed, preferred to sh’t in the sink 💩 or do it in his trousers and hide it in bushes (usually until his dog fetched them). Any info on this important mystery buddy?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 05:21:51 GMT reply
A couple weeks ago A-Rod took Corky to the zoo and Corky got so excited when he saw a lion that he unleashed an enormous dookie in his diaper! A-Rod then took Corky to the food court where Corky ate a couple hot dogs and drank a large Pepsi. Afterward as they were walking to the ape house 🦍 they came across a small petting zoo enclosure with goats, sheep, alpacas, and llamas 🦙. Corky instantly filled his diaper with pee and dookie when he saw people feeding the llamas and insisted that they go into the petting zoo! Corky was in ecstasy while feeding animal feed to the llamas. He felt like king of the world after A-Rod bought him several cups of the animal feed from a vending machine which only accepted $1 bills and quarters. After several cup fulls Corky asked A-Rod to get more animal feed , but A-Rod replied that he was out of $1 bills and quarters and couldn’t buy any more. When Corky heard this, he went ballistic and flew into a ‘tard rage!! Corky started slapping A-Rod around in front of startled alpacas and donkeys! A-Rod started crying and told Corky he loved him and begged Corky to stop. Corky got even more enraged and pulled down A-Rod’s pleated Dockers and started violently sodomizing A-Rod’s anus! Corky was really giving it to A-Rod right in the ass while the animals stared at Corky! Corky felt like he was the center of attention and was so happy when he blew his diseased ‘tard semen into A-Rod’s torn anus!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 05:06:23 GMT reply
What was A-Rod thinking by taking A-Rod to Whole Foods? He deserved that vicious beating for daring to try to force Corky to eat healthy!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 03:30:41 GMT reply
Today Corky and A Rod went to Whole Foods. When they got there Corky started jumping up and down and said he needed to get a couple boxes of Fruit Loops and a case or two of Mountain Dew. When A Rod said Whole Foods didn’t carry sugary cereals or Mountain Dew Corky began to get annoyed. A Rod then told Corky that it was time to start eating healthier so Corky could lose some weight, and would stop having non stop diarrhea. This enraged Corky who turned bright red and overflowed his diaper with diarrhea. He then punched A Rod in the throat causing A Rod to fall to the ground. Corky then ripped off A Rod’s skinny jeans and began ass slamming him while strangling him with his diaper. A Rod began moaning in delight angering Corky who pulled a leather mask out of his man purse and pulled it over A Rod’s head. He then continued ass slamming A Rod while A Rod grunted. During this time a large crowd gathered to cheer on lovable Corky while many of the males began jerking off wildly. After jizzing all over A Rod’s back Corky did the sensational leapfrog move over A Rod, but instead of releasing a fart he let loose a torrent of shit right in A Rod’s face. Corky then told A Rod he had to wear the leather mask the rest of the day and that Corky was going to treat him like a dog. Corky then attached a leash and collar to A Rod and led him out of the store, caked in shit and jizz. Corky then made A Rod treat him to Taco Bell where Corky ordered 45 tacos and two extra large Mountain Dew Baja Blasts! Corky sure taught A Rod a lesson for trying to make him eat healthy!
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