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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 27 Jun 2017 07:11:36 GMT reply
Hi Mr. Demasi! I haven't seen Corky, but I am one of your biggest fans and just to let you know, you have a huge fanbase here on the Berlin clubbing scene! I was in a club called the mancave last night and this dropped - Damn bruh! I have never seen the 'mancave' club go as wild as it did at the end of that jam! it was played on repeat and turned into a blind, aggressive orgy that had to get broken up by the fire brigade!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 27 Jun 2017 06:49:51 GMT reply
Vet, thanks for the question. One of the reasons we keep Corky in a cage is to limit his diet. We do not give him tacos. He is fed only hot dogs and farts. Another reason to cage him. He loves hot dogs and we allow him ketchup and mustard but we do not give him the bottles. We put it on for him. He grunts and points to the one he wants. The farts are not a real part of his diet but we realized farts make him happy. So we fart on him. As I mentioned before he does occasionally throw feces, but it is almost always firm. When this happens we get out a regular hose and hose him down. He hates this and it really keeps down the feces tossing incidents. Once he settles down we then open the cage and put a new diaper on him. Corky is not a pet. He is a band member, and a key one at that. No one wants to pay to see my brother and I sing old Beatles songs. But when you add in Corky the 'tard world goes crazy. He can stand there like a goon, sing a few off key lines, and the 'tards and their parents cream their shorts. We then rake in the cash. That cash pays for Corky's hot dogs and jelly beans, and my brother and my Mercedes and Hawaiian vacations. It's very equitable.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 27 Jun 2017 05:09:54 GMT reply
Hey, Joe Demasi, thanks for posting here! Is your Corky your pet 'tard, or do you just work with him? Also, what do you do when Corky has a stinky diarrhea butthole? Corky loves greasy tacos, although he craps his diaper 45 minutes later, just like clockwork. When he goes diarrhea in his cage, do you make him take off his diaper and then hose him down with an industrial strength fire hose? Or do you take him out of the cage, wash his ass by hand, apply talcum powder, and then put a new diaper on him? Please let us know the answers to these important and pressing questions!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 27 Jun 2017 04:57:33 GMT reply
I want to make sweet love to Corky. I'm certain his diaper would be full and when he removed it the wonderful mushy shit would flow out onto the bed. Corky and I would find this warm, stinky, mess a fantastic love nest. Corky contact me! Let's make this happen buddy.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 27 Jun 2017 04:03:49 GMT reply
This is Joe DeMasi. We still have not heard from A Rod. We are growing concerned that he is not being kept in a cage and is allowed to run wild. The story below covering Corky owing his breakfast, then blaming and beating A Rod is quite troubling. A Rod should have had Corky in a cage for his safety. He should only feed him hot dogs and farts. A Rod obviously has no idea how to take care of a 'tard. We spent years on Corky (we were his camp counselors in the 70's)! Corky come back!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 26 Jun 2017 17:50:04 GMT reply
The new picture of Corky with the red microphone is hilarious! Did he ever smack A-Rod in the face with it?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 26 Jun 2017 08:05:30 GMT reply
Yesterday Corky poured himself a bowl of Fruit Loops for breakfast, set the bowl down on top of the microwave, and then turned on the tv to watch cartoons. After turning on the tv, Corky went to sit down and got concerned when he didn't see his bowl on the table. Corky forgot he had set the bowl on the microwave and got really mad because he thought A-Rod had stolen it. Corky grabbed a frying pan and ran to A-Rod's bedroom and smacked him in the face with it! Corky then pulled down A-Rod's Yankees uniform pants which he sleeps in, and started sodomizing his anus with the pan handle! Corky looked over and realized J-Lo was fingering herself while cheering him on! A-Rod also yelled out, "yeah, give it to me, stud! I love you, Corky!!!" Corky then went dookie in his diaper and went back downstairs and lit A-Rod's couch on fire!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 26 Jun 2017 06:25:46 GMT reply
Rook, we are singers in Corky's band. We are not kept in a cage as we are not 'tards. We bring hoe and joy to millions of people by carting Corky from place to place where we get him up on stage (sometimes with the help of a little crack) then we treat the audience to wholesome entertainment. We make a nice living doing this and treat Corky right. He gets all the hotdogs and farts he can eat. He also gets some of those jelly beans that taste like fancy flavors like pina coloda. My brother and I keep him in a cage for his own good. We certainly do not go in the cage with him. Corky does occasionally throw feces from his cage at us. We will normally hose him down and then feed him a hotdog with a sedative in it to calm him down. We really need to get Corky back.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 26 Jun 2017 03:05:37 GMT reply
What do the Demasi twins do? Are they also kept in a cage? I think that the gay community would love to watch Corky have his way with the Demasi twins while they are locked in the same cage! Does Corky throw his own doo-doo just like a monkey???
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 26 Jun 2017 02:58:50 GMT reply
Corky has never been in a Zoo or Circus. We take him on a summer carnival/fair circuit each year. We keep him in a very nice cage and give him as many hot dogs and farts as he wants. At each location we appear on stage and provide the crowd with uplifting songs and some dancing. For this we pay Corky in jellybeans. Many times my brother and I have become lovers with Corky and we spitroast him. But he loves all of this, including behind kept in a cage which is done for his own good. We have no interest in Mr. Rodriguez at all. That Corky is constantly going into 'tard rages which is evident by reading the posts on the board, shows the decline of his mental state that has been caused directly by Mr. Rodriguez! We need Corky back. There are many large fairs we are expected at. No one wants to see just the Demasi twins! We need Corky!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 25 Jun 2017 22:03:40 GMT reply
Rook, was Corky in a zoo or circus at some point? A-Rod needs to have his own cage - even better, they can share a cage and people will pay a lot of money to watch their antic live!!! I'd eat peanuts and cotton candy while watching Corky viciously beat A-Rod!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 25 Jun 2017 21:04:50 GMT reply
Sophomore. We are only in this shithole of a board in order to force Mr. Rodriguez to return Corky. We need to return him to his cage so he can travel the world with us entertaining people and making us money!! We will gladly give you an autograph for a nominal fee after one of our shows. Corky come back! Mr. Rodriguez if we don't have Corky back in time to hit the carnival tour starting this weekend there will be hell to pay!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 25 Jun 2017 08:31:48 GMT reply
De masi twins*
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 25 Jun 2017 08:31:19 GMT reply
Omg are the demasinteons on here?! You are my heros, can I have an autograph?! 'Eating is fun, eating is serious' and my imAgination' are the greatest songs of all ti,e andhelped me when I was coming out (and also let me seal the deal with a lot of hot himbo's when I span your disk in my trailer after the club)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 25 Jun 2017 07:57:42 GMT reply
Alex and Cork are a super cute couple. As a result of all of the rough anal sex, Alex now wears a diaper, just like Corky! The mere thought of seeing those two gay lovebirds parading around in matching diapers really turns me on!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 25 Jun 2017 07:31:15 GMT reply
Rook, I'm not certain of the Zoink Man's education level. But a guy who serves in a residential home as an unpaid bathroom attendant doesn't even sound like a High School graduate to me. I have heard of Corky going Dookie in urinals, but I don't believe A Rod has a urinal in the bathrooms in his home. I could be wrong. I have heard he was considering installing Japanese Toto toilets that offer users cleaning options but Corky stopped that by telling A Rod no robot would ever clean his anus!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 25 Jun 2017 07:28:06 GMT reply
A Rod is a moron. He continuously puts himself in positions where he ends up sending Corky into a 'tard rage! I wish I could personally witness one, then with Corky's permission I would feed A Rod a nice brown CHUD from my ass. Corky and I would then go into Alex's bedroom to snuggle and fart on each other.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 24 Jun 2017 22:07:03 GMT reply
Last night Corky and A-Rod were eating a taco dinner when Corky leaned to his side and ripped a loud fart. A-Rod jumped out of his chair, rushed to Corky and then leaned over to sniff Corky's ass! A-Rod rubbed his stomach and told Corky that it was a yummy fart. Corky immediately got red-faced and angry because A-Rod didn't ask for permission before smelling the fart! Corky then flew into a 'tard rage, flipped over the dinner table and then smashed a glass pitcher of Kool-Aid over A-Rod's head! Corky then made a dookie in his diaper and then in-velcroed his full diaper and shoved the dirty part in A-Rod's face before strangling him with the diaper! A-Rod lost consciousness and then woke up 20 minutes later with his pants down and in a puddle of blood, semen, and piss. Corky taught A-Rod some manners that time!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 24 Jun 2017 21:50:31 GMT reply
He sounds like a college dropout! Does he leer at Corky when Corky shits in the urinal?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 24 Jun 2017 19:42:52 GMT reply
Rook. The Zoink Man is A Rod and Corky's unpaid bathroom attendant. He is a deranged freak who wears multicolored pants, and has a massive Jew fro. He is most definitely not dating either A Rod or Corky. Corky has caught him many times overstepping his bathroom duties by leering at him while Corky takes a piss. This enrages Corky. Corky has also dressed the Zoink Man as a gimp and inserted him as a sexual device for he and A Rod to fart on.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 24 Jun 2017 19:13:07 GMT reply
Who is the zoink man? Is he dating A-Rod and Corky?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 24 Jun 2017 07:43:10 GMT reply
Today Corky went Dookie in the toilet. He was furious when the Dookie broke off from his ass and demanded the Zoink Man due his duty and tounge his anus. When the Zoink Man did this he attempted to give Corky a "reach around". This incensed Corky as he does not consider himself a gay man. He pummeled the Zoink Man, then ripped off the Zoink Man's multicolored pants and buttslammed him while attempting to drown the Zoink Man in the turd filled toilet!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 24 Jun 2017 05:52:38 GMT reply
It is becoming more and more fashionable to date a gay 'tard. A segment of the gay community is really into public humiliation and there isn't much more humiliating than a 'tard with an IQ of 60 slapping you around or making you into his gay sex slave. Way to go, Alex!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Jun 2017 23:40:10 GMT reply
Dear Mr. Rodriguez. No one messes with the Demasi's! We demand you return Corky to us. We had a good thing going. Making music, and living off the moolah of suckers! We treated Corky well, keeping him in a cage and feeding him hot dogs and farts! Without him we are sad and miss his grunts, and smelly dookie. We are planning a world wide tour where we will sing "Life Goes On" but without Corky no one will come. I bet Corky misses us spitroasting him and paying him in jelly beans. Give Corky back or be prepared for not only a lawsuit, but a brutal assraping! Corky is our property and must be returned.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Jun 2017 22:17:55 GMT reply
Who is Kurt? Is he a former lover of Corky's? I'm insanely jealous of anyone who has had the pleasure of receiving Corky's pleasure stick, as well as being able to sniff his meaty farts. That Corky has never been People's man of the year is criminal.
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