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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 18 Jan 2018 05:30:17 GMT reply
Rook, it is yellow and has heavy rust damage on the passenger side. Your friends story seems to describe those two lovebirds perfectly. Everywhere they seem to go they must make passionate love to each other. Even in a dirty gas station bathroom. Anthony looked like he’s well over 300 pounds. I wonder if he will even play for the Cubs this season or if he will continue hanging out and banging Steve Bartman!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 07:45:39 GMT reply
Rook, thanks for that story! Is Bartman’s car still yellow and with rust spots on the passenger side? I know a guy who manages an Exxon gas in Cicero- he said that Anthony and Bartman stopped at his gas station last week to fill up the car and then they both disappeared into the men’s room. Apparently they locked the door and then several insanely loud farts were heard as well as some moaning! Apparently they both skipped out of the men’s room while holding hands a few minutes later! The manager looked in the bathroom shortly thereafter and was disgusted when he noticed the strong smell of ass and saw that the walls and floor were covered with a thick layer of dookie and semen!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jan 2018 02:30:02 GMT reply
Today I was driving when I saw a Geo Metro spewing black smoke and swerving all over the place. When I tried to pass it I saw the driver was Steve Bartman and the passenger was Anthony Rizzo! Anthony had his bare ass pressed against Bartman’s head while Bartman was trying to drive. Bartman was also sucking down Anthony’s fart, and licking his asshole. He was driving erratically with one hand while using his other to jerk Anthony off! What a site! The little geo metro was weaving all over the road and almost crashed numerous times! I could even hear Anthony’s insanely loud farts from my car and I had my windows up! Those two faggots are a total menace to the roads of Chicago!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Jan 2018 10:49:47 GMT reply
Anthony sure is weird! With all of the money he makes, one would think he could afford his own hot dogs. He must just really get off on ripping nasty farts in public and sexually humiliating his gay lover, Steve Bartman!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Jan 2018 00:35:42 GMT reply
Today I decided to treat myself to a hotdog for lunch. I left my office in Chicago and went to the street to find a vendor. When I found one I recognized Steve Bartman who was wearing the exact same outfit he wore in the infamous NLCS game. It was filthy and covered in jizz and ketchup and mustard. I ordered a hotdog with ketchup and some relish. At that point I noticed a guy sitting on the curb. At second glance I realized it was Anthony Rizzo! He was wearing his Cubs jersey which barely fit and some filthy sweatpants. When Bartman handed me my hotdog I saw there were bites out of both ends. I glanced to the grill and saw every hotdog had bites out of them. When I asked Bartman who took bites from my hotdog he pointed to Rizzo who was eating a giant piece of deep dish pepperoni pizza with hot dogs on top. He leaned his ass towards me and ripped a ridiculously loud and smelly fart. I tossed the hot dog back at that weirdo Bartman who was insanely turned on by the heinous stink Rizzo’s ass had produced. He began moaning and then went over and began making out with Rizzo. Soon, Rizzo had ripped off Bartman’s pants and was giving him some rough anal sex! Dozens of people out for lunch cheered on this scene which ended with Rizzo jizzing all over Bartman’s headphones. Anthony then stood up and took a dump in the hotdog stands sauerkraut. What a bunch of disgusting animals!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Jan 2018 07:53:25 GMT reply
Does anyone know if Bartman and Anthony will be rooming together during Spring Training? I think it would be really hot if the players on either sides of them could listen in to their incessant love making. I bet Jason Heyward or Kris Bryant would press their ears to the wall to hear Anthony ripping wet pepperoni farts in Bartman’s face before pounding his ass. I wonder if Jason Heyward would join in and let loose a few of his patented belches to cheer the lovebirds on? I’ve heard that Kris Bryant is very jealous of a Anthony and Steve Bartman and cries each time he hears of their amazing romance.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Jan 2018 06:28:34 GMT reply
I saw Anthony shit in a dumpster.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Jan 2018 00:36:48 GMT reply
Rook, I mostly agree with you but you don’t eat another mans food or take a shit on his driveway. If I had gotten my food and Anthony hadn’t shit on my driveway I would have eaten my grub and watched those guys go to town on each other. I might hate even jerked off!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Jan 2018 13:03:50 GMT reply
Rook, the only part of the story which would upset me would be when Anthony Rizzo took a dump on your driveway. Other than that, it is a hot story and you are lucky to have witnessed a beautiful expression of their homosexual love affair!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Jan 2018 07:34:54 GMT reply
Today I placed an order from grubhub. I ordered from a local Chicago fast food restaurant and got a few burgers, fries, and a milkshake. When the driver came to my door I immediately recognized him as Steve Bartman. He was wearing the exact same clothes he did during the infamous NLCS game. He even had on headphones and a Walkman although he wasn’t listening to them. When he handed me the bag and milkshake I immediately realized they were empty. The bag and drink weighed nothing. When I opened the bag all I found were empty wrappers. I asked him what the hell was going on and he said he was sorry and that his boyfriend had eaten all the food. I then looked to this little decrepit Geo Metro that was in my driveway. I then noticed Anthony Rizzo. Bartman pointed to him and Anthony rolled down the window and let loose a belch of monster proportions. He began yelling to Bartman to hurry up and that he was ‘horny’. Bartman began to blush and said no charge and pranced back to the car. I watched with disgust as Anthony ate a monster slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza and then he and Bartman had hardcore man love in my damn driveway! Upon completion Anthony opened the passenger door and took a nasty dump on my driveway. Bartman then gunned the engine of that piece of crap Geo and drove away in a cloud of black smoke. What a bunch of idiots. First Rizzo eats all my food, then they have hardcore man love in my driveway. I called grubhub to complain and when I described iwhat had happened it was obvious the customer service rep had begun jerking off and asked me to repeat in further detail the man action I had witnessed. He then ripped a nasty fart into the phone and hung up. What kind of a company is that!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Jan 2018 04:15:58 GMT reply
Rook if is so hot that Anthony brought his own pizza to Taco Bell! Is their any doubt he will weigh 400+ pounds by spring training? I really hope he and Steve Bartman keep going strong and that Coach Maddon allows Bartman in the dugout and on away trips so Anthony has someone to meet all of his penis and ass needs. I think Anthony will be an MVP if this happens. I can’t wait to see Anthony rip a nasty fart and incapaticte an opposing teams catcher, then return to the dugout to get a well deserved hand job from Steve Bartman! Oh man this will be the Cubs year!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Jan 2018 09:44:18 GMT reply
Anthony and Steve Bartman must have a great sex life! They were spotted at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley Field during the afternoon on 12/31. Anthony rested a box of Giordano’s deep dish pepperoni on Bartman’s head while he ate 8 of the Dorito tacos and sucked down a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast - I even saw him get a couple refills! At one point, he was in the middle of eating a taco and although his mouth was full of food, he gave Bartman a passionate open- mouth kiss! He even belched loudly from his soda while they kissed!! After finishing his tacos, Anthony stood up and belched before he and Bartman disappeared into the men’s room along with his pizza. I cannot day for certain what happened in the bathroom , although I did hear some insanely loud farts and some moaning. A few minutes later, Anthony and Bartman walked out of the bathroom - Bartman had brown stains on his shirt and all over his face! I guess those two gay lovebirds go at it 24-7!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Jan 2018 09:37:55 GMT reply
Anthony and Steve Bartman must have a great sex life! They were spotted at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley Field during the afternoon on 12/31. Anthony rested a box of Giordano’s deep dish pepperoni on Bartman’s head while he ate 8 of the Dorito tacos and sucked down a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast - I even saw him get a couple refills! At one point, he was in the middle of eating a taco and although his mouth wa
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Jan 2018 04:35:21 GMT reply
Last night I was at a large New Year’s Eve gala in Chicago and saw Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman. They were holding hands and pinching each other’s asses. They were very noticeable as everyone was wearing tuxedos except those two guys. Rizzo was wearing his Cubs uniform which was filthy and Bartman had on the same clothes he wore in the infamous NLCS game. He even had on the same headphones and Walkman! Anthony was eating a piece of deep dish pepperoni pizza and Steve Bartman was holding the box. At one point I saw Anthony bend forward and grunt before releasing a ridiculous loud fart that was easily audible over the music. It stank up the entire ballroom. Anthony then began grinding in Bartman in this weird dance that ended with Anthony bending Bartman over and having hardcore anal sex with him right in the middle of the dance floor! He was still munching on a slice of pizza as well! During this scene Anthony must have release a dozen more farts and a few people puked. Others enjoyed the spectacle and cheered it on. Many male guests began jerking off all over each other. Anthony made a noise like a grizzly bear roar and then jizzed all over Bartman’s head. The lovebirds then held hands and skipped away. I didn’t see them again but the place reeked of anus and pepperoni the rest of the night.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 31 Dec 2017 08:55:38 GMT reply
Wow, glad to see that Anthony and Bartman are still going strong! They compliment each other beautifully, as Anthony feed Bartman the wet farts he loves!-
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 31 Dec 2017 04:40:07 GMT reply
Today was really cold in Chicago and I was sledding in Palmisano Park when I saw Anthony Rizzo. He was wearing a filthy Cubs uniform and had a little pink toboggan. He was with a man, and after a minute I recognized him as Steve Bartman. They were playing grabass and Anthony was eating a piping hot slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza. He had an entire box of pizza! He ripped a massive fart and one could see the warm, heinous, air, expel from his ass in a massive cloud. This turned on Steve Bartman who got down like a dog and began sniffing Anthony’s ass. Anthony fell backwards sitting on Bartman’s head. Then he ripped off Bartman’s pants and began having anal sex with him right in front of dozens of parents and their kids! Many of the male parents began cheering and jerking Orr wildly as Anthony pounded away at Bartman’s butthole. Anthony jizzed all over Bartman then stood up and ripped a massive fart that reeked of pepperoni and asshole. Bartman, who has been moaning with delight, crawled into the little pink toboggan. Anthony then crawled in behind him and lifted his ass ripping a massive blast that propelled he and Bartman down the hill at lightning speed.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 26 Dec 2017 08:19:24 GMT reply
Rook that is one hot display of man action and you are extremely lucky to have witnessed it. Steve Bartman and Anthony are an adorable couple and have no fear showing it. Especially in this horrible world where someone like Donald Trump would like nothing more then to shut down men lovingly tounging each other’s anus’s in public or jerking each other off! That is a beautiful thing and I’m glad Anthony is brave enough to show his love for Steve Bartman in public!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Dec 2017 19:58:22 GMT reply
I saw Anthony and Steve Bartman at a Pizza Hut in Naperville last Saturday. Anthony and Bartman shared a large “Meat Lovers” pizza and Anthony also ordered a deep dish pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni. I saw that Anthony was drinking a large cup of Mountain Dew, whereas Steve Bartman was drinking a green tea. Anthony ate a few slices of the Meat Lovers pizza before moving on to the deep dish pepperoni pizza. Anthony got several refills of Mountain Dew during his meal and started belching as a result of all of the carbonation he had ingested. At one point, the combination of soda carbonation and greasy pepperoni became too much for his body to bear and he stood up, walked over to Bartman, turned around so his ass was mere inches from Bartman’s face, and then ripped an insanely loud and smelly fart! The fart was so powerful that it blew napkins off nearby tables! But Bartman loves the fart and started smiling before pulling down Anthony’s sweatpants and tonguing Anthony’s anus! He also gave Anthony a reach-around until Anthony jizzed into Bartman’s cup of green tea, which Bartman greedily drank down as if he were dying of thirst! Bartman then paid the bill and he and Anthony held hands and skipped out the door! It was a surreal experience!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 08 Dec 2017 03:27:33 GMT reply
I was skiing in Vermont last weekend and saw two guys in front of me on the chairlift making out. I realized one was Anthony Rizzo and the other was Steve Bartman! They were really going at it until Anthony farted in Steve’s face which caused him to fly off the lift. He landed with a thud on the ground and his Walkman headphones flew off. Anthony then went back to eating this huge piece of pepperoni pizza he had brought along. A the top I began skiing down as did Anthony and we quickly ran into Steve Bartman who was on the ground moaning. Anthony ripped off his pants and began having hot anal sex with him while still eating his pizza. The people on the chairlift could see this and began cheering and jerking off. Anthony noticed me watching and let loose a massive fart which nearly knocked me over. It reeked of anus and pepperoni. The snow around my feet began to melt and turn brown! Anthony then jizzed all over Bartman and left him crumpled up on the ground. I skied behind him and saw a flap open around his ass and all of a sudden a massive diarrhea spray began coating the snow. It was extremely erotic. When Anthony got to the bottom he went right into the snack bar and got an entire pizza. I didn’t see him or Steve Bartman again.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 05 Dec 2017 12:15:08 GMT reply
Wow, what a crazy experience! I went skating there last year and the rink was pretty full - I hope nobody fell and got injured when Anthony pounded away at Bartman’s anus! I amazed that Anthony’s hot farts didn’t melt the ice!
I think it’s great that Bartman still wears the same clothes he wore in 2003 so his queer fans can recognize him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Dec 2017 09:14:40 GMT reply
Today I was Ice Skating in Millemium Park. All of a sudden I saw two guys holding hands and skating totally out of control. I recognized one as Anthony Rizzo and he was eating a slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza. The other was Steve Bartman who was wearing the same outfit he did at the infamous playoff game. Anthony was wearing a filthy Cubs uniform. I was behind these guys and they were constantly pinching each other’s asses and Anthony kept ripping ridiculously loud and smelly farts. All of sudden Bartman yelled “I need some of that” and got down on his knees and pulled down Anthony’s pants. He began tonguing his anus right there on the ice! Anthony responded to this by moaning and ripping numerous wet farts. I could see Bartman was giving him a nice reach around and was really working the balls. After a minute of this Anthony bent backwards and ripped a massive fart that launched Bartman a few feet. Anthony then fell on top of Bartman and really pounded away at his asshole. The place was packed and people were falling over everywhere when they saw this amazing sight. I personally began jerking off to this erotic display. Somehow Anthony handn’t lost his slice of pizza and kept eating it as he pounded Bartman who moaned in delight. Anthony jizzed wildly spraying it all over Bartman and the ice. The two lovebirds then slowly got back to their skates and held hands as they sashayed away. As they did a flap opened on Anthony’s pants and he took a nasty shit on the ice. Many people were cheering she jizzing all over the place while watching this spectacular ice performance! It was truly amazing and really got me in the Christmas spriit.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 03 Dec 2017 07:10:10 GMT reply
Rook that is some hot action you witnessed! I like how Anthony brings his greasy pepperoni pizza everywhere, and is constantly eating it even when ass slamming Steve Bartman! It seems Bartman can’t get enough of Anthony and doesn’t mind that he has ballooned to nearly 350 pounds!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 02 Dec 2017 09:05:43 GMT reply
Anthony and Steve Bartman were spotted at the Pepe’s Mexican restaurant near Midway Airport last night. My buddy and I were eating dinner there when Anthony and Bartman pranced inside. They ordered some taco dinners and large Mountain Dew sodas. After eating, Anthony leaned to his side and ripped a loud fart - it hit me hard a few minutes later as it was quite smelly. Bartman quickly ducked under the table and the started sniffing Anthony’s ass as if he was a dog in heat! One thing led to another until Anthony pulled down Bartman’s pants and started giving it to him hard right in the ass! It was at this moment when I noticed that Anthony had brought a deep dish pepperoni pizza into the restaurant and grabbed a slice to eat while reaming Bartman’s ass! Anthony ripped several wet and heinous-smelling farts before blowing a massive load of semen into Bartman’s anus! Afterwards, Anthony stood up to a round of applause from the restaurant patrons as Steve Bartman struggled to get to his feet while in obvious pain from a torn butthole! Then the two gay lovebirds held hands and skipped out the door!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 02 Dec 2017 00:44:36 GMT reply
Rook, I did not see any drinks, but there could have been one back in the small bathroom I couldn’t see. It was funny to see the metal tray holding a large pizza resting on Bartman’s back. Bartman was even wearing his World Series ring the Cubs gave him which I found disgraceful.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 01 Dec 2017 01:44:25 GMT reply
Rook, everyone knows that Anthony’s favorite beverage is Mountain Dew, of which he drinks several liters per day. Lou Malnati’s, however, only serves Coke products. So sometimes Anthony will either bring his own 2-liter if Mountain Dew or if there is a Taco Bell nearby, sometimes he will order a couple large cups of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Was Anthony holding a 2-liter or cup of Mountain Dew in one hand when you saw him plowing Bartman’s anus? If so, it just goes to show what an uber-talent Anthony is!!
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