Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Jun 2017 23:22:55 GMT reply
Rizzo is a bitch. Dirty player, ugly son of a bitch too.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Jun 2017 21:07:21 GMT reply
all the hot action is now on the girlfriend forum!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Jun 2017 07:53:53 GMT reply
Anthony ate out my ass last night. He's a great guy!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Jun 2017 05:16:47 GMT reply
Anthony rented a boat on Lake Michigan and set off a large display of fireworks on Lake Michigan last Thursday while proposing to his girlfriend! He's probably slumping this year because he thinks he has to give up cold turkey on male anuses. Hopefully he meets some random dudes on the down-low to break out of this slump!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Jun 2017 03:00:37 GMT reply
Vet that's sad. Anthony is a raging gay man. This society is forcing him to pretend to be a straight man. This is harming him emotionally as well as in his baseball career. He needs to come out as a flaming, Liberace, queer. He should be able to have hot man action with fans in between innings. He should be able to 69 with Kris Bryant after each game while Jason Heyward farts and beaches on them.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 03 Jun 2017 05:57:11 GMT reply
Anthony got engaged to a woman on Thursday night. That woman is the cause of his struggles at the plate this season! Anthony has tried to give up male ass cold turkey this year with predictable results as he has struggled all season while fighting the urge to have anal sex with his teammates !!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 01 Jun 2017 05:11:35 GMT reply
I've heard rumors that there is significantly less queer activity in the Cubs locker room and it's leading to poor morale. Most post games last year one could find Anthony and Kris Bryant 69'ing each other in the showers. This season that rarely happens. Jason Heyward could be found belching into his teammates assholes, really motivating them. This season he hasn't done that at all. The morale stinks and if the team doesn't really queer up the locker room that won't even make the playoffs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 31 May 2017 06:42:39 GMT reply
The Cubs really stink this season. Anthony needs to suck off his teammates for good luck
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 May 2017 07:45:54 GMT reply
David spent all last season huffing the farts of Anthony Rizzo and Jason Heyward. This sped up the aging process by many years. But David was so addicted he couldn't possibly stop demanding farts to the face.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 17:37:01 GMT reply
Does anyone know why David Ross looks so old? He's only 40, yet could pass for early 50s! Has an MLB career of unprotected butt sex finally caught up with him?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 07:38:10 GMT reply
These comments have me highly aroused. Anthony is so sad that David has taken his old man asshole out of Anthony's life. Anthony is left with 69'ing Kris Bryant, or smelling the farts of Jason Heyward. I feel for the guy. It's definitely effecting his play.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 May 2017 07:04:54 GMT reply
Rizzo sucks this year! Is he still upset that his gay lover, David Ross, retired?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 May 2017 03:10:05 GMT reply
His production is down because he misses Ross' nutsack.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 04:55:18 GMT reply
I enjoy putting a bowl of the Grandpa Rossy Crunch in my asscrack while I jerk off into another bowl of Rizzo-O's. I then make my lover eat the semen-coated cereal for breakfast!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 01:08:25 GMT reply
He has a new cereal:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAZIt24W0AAs9pA.jpg
David Ross also has a cereal now:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAZIt28XYAASU-H.jpg
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 19 May 2017 03:25:12 GMT reply
Anthony is a true treasure. I was watching his at bats in the last game and could see him quite obviously sticking his ass in the catchers face and ripping ass. I'm sure that gained him an amazing edge as he did it multiple times! I could see Joe Maddon cheering Anthony's farts and believe I spotted Joe and Anthony jerking each other off after Anthony's one hit!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 18:48:01 GMT reply
ZUCK MY HUMONGUOUSS SALAMI YOU BS.ARTIST.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 05:47:41 GMT reply
Sophomore. I'm pretty sure a gentleman named the "Big Bopper" was part of that group along with Steve Anus and John Pepperoni. I also remember a guy named "Mr. Horton" but am not sure how much he was involved as a groupie.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 20:34:40 GMT reply
Anthony ate so many deep dish pepperoni pizzas over the past few months that he gained 40 pounds and screwed up his swing
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 10:05:36 GMT reply
Maddon should pull this 219 loser from the lineup. Hes weighing down the team. Did he even train in the off season? He looks like he weighs about 300 pounds! World Series champs to last place chumps. What a bust!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 13 May 2017 19:59:37 GMT reply
I remember hearing of a superstar male groupie group called the 'famous five' who bedded nearly half the team rosters in the 90s/00's. but this was pre social media- I know Steve and john were two of the pack, but who were the other three?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 06:06:20 GMT reply
Why would Anthony have ever picked Steve Bartman? He's a known choke artist! I hope Anthony gave him a nice buttslamming while Steve Anus and John Pepperoni ripped ass on Bartmans face!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 May 2017 08:37:57 GMT reply
Anthony is distraught about losing the January 2017 "Nastiest Tag-Team Pepperoni Fart" competition to John Pepperoni and Steve Anus. Although Anthony produced some rank farts, his teammate and lover, Steve Bartman, was only able to force out a couple squeaky farts which were pathetic and he shit his pants in the process! Anthony needs to realize that Steve Bartman choked, not him. His only mistake was in choosing Steve Bartman as his teammate - he probably should have anticipated that Steve Bartman's anus was all stretched-out and incapable of products satisfactory fart!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 May 2017 05:55:47 GMT reply
Anthony really stinks this season. Is he injured or something? He needs to rip some wet pepperoni farts in the catcher's face the next time he's at bat to gain an advantage
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 May 2017 02:07:30 GMT reply
Does anyone know if Anthony will be making a dumpster appearance near Wrigley anytime next week? I will be in town and want to have hot dumpster sex with him. Also, does he normally brig Steve Bartman with him? I've wanted to spray diarrrha on that guy since 2001.
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