Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 15 Aug 2017 01:49:07 GMT reply
Although I am disappointed to see that the Taco Bell near Wrigley is closing, I do have done good news! A new Taco Bell cantina, which serves alcohol, is opening in Streeterville, just north of the Chicago River. The word is that Anthony, Jason Heyward, and Kris Bryant are going to frequent the restaurant and will then head to the river bank and have some hot anal sex and engage in other man-on-man action in full view of hundreds of tourists on the architectural boat tours which frequent the river!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 10 Aug 2017 07:05:30 GMT reply
That really sucks. That Taco Bell is extremely important to all the gay Cubs. It's been a dumpster hookup scene for decades. Hopefully they reconsider. If they don't a new "curse" may be put on the Cubs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Aug 2017 16:23:10 GMT reply
I just read that a real estate developer purchased land near Wrigley which includes the infamous Taco Bell! Sadly, they are going to tear down the Taco Bell building and building some kind of complex. It is a sad day for Anthony and all of his queer fans! 😥
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 01 Aug 2017 06:03:52 GMT reply
Rook I have solid info that the only reason Bartman got a ring was because he blackmailed the Cubs with pics of him engaging in hardcore queer acts with Jason Heyward, Anthony Rizzo, and Kris Bryant. Bartman had a picture of Heyward taking a dump in his mouth in the Cubs locker room. He also had a picture of Rizzo and Bryant spitroasting him in the showers after the World Series. That bastard threatened Theo with releasing these pics as because many happened on Cubs property the Cubs gave in and gave him a ring. Once getting the ring many Cubs did then have gay sex with Bartman!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Jul 2017 07:37:38 GMT reply
I ate lunch at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley Field on Saturday. That Taco Bell has free WiFi. However, when I attempted to access this website to post about the hijinks occurring at that Taco Bell, I discovered that this website was blocked under the WiFi Internet access!!! I was actually sitting naked on Anthony's face while I was on my phone - he really tongued my anus while several other random dudes watched and jerked off. It was pretty hot!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 Jul 2017 22:31:09 GMT reply
No other team likes anal more than the Dodgers. Enough with the Cub hate (LA cheats at everything they do, they pop more steroids than any other city in the world). The Dodgers are the new Cubs (they have the drought now). How many fast food places are there in LA (a fake city that is nothing but sprawl and fantasy)?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 17 Jul 2017 21:31:49 GMT reply
vengeance is mine anthony... i shall tie you to a tree and beat your ballsack with my grandpa's smelly slipper!
die rizzo die! take that! *whack whack*
blue ballz bitch
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 16 Jul 2017 18:07:53 GMT reply
I plan on eating at the Taco Bell on Addison, across the street from Wrigley Field, sometime this week. Does Anthony still loiter in the men's room offering free rim jobs? If so, sign me up!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 15 Jul 2017 23:26:30 GMT reply
Rookie is gay and God hates him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 09 Jul 2017 08:08:56 GMT reply
I would love to jerk off into Anthony's mouth!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Jun 2017 23:59:50 GMT reply
Anthony and Kris Bryant were spotted last night having hot anal sex behind a Taco Bell dumpster. Hopefully that lights a fire in their loins and propels the team back to greatness!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 24 Jun 2017 06:01:52 GMT reply
he's got a smelly diarrhea butthole
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Jun 2017 23:22:55 GMT reply
Rizzo is a bitch. Dirty player, ugly son of a bitch too.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Jun 2017 21:07:21 GMT reply
all the hot action is now on the girlfriend forum!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Jun 2017 07:53:53 GMT reply
Anthony ate out my ass last night. He's a great guy!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 05 Jun 2017 05:16:47 GMT reply
Anthony rented a boat on Lake Michigan and set off a large display of fireworks on Lake Michigan last Thursday while proposing to his girlfriend! He's probably slumping this year because he thinks he has to give up cold turkey on male anuses. Hopefully he meets some random dudes on the down-low to break out of this slump!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 05 Jun 2017 03:00:37 GMT reply
Vet that's sad. Anthony is a raging gay man. This society is forcing him to pretend to be a straight man. This is harming him emotionally as well as in his baseball career. He needs to come out as a flaming, Liberace, queer. He should be able to have hot man action with fans in between innings. He should be able to 69 with Kris Bryant after each game while Jason Heyward farts and beaches on them.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 03 Jun 2017 05:57:11 GMT reply
Anthony got engaged to a woman on Thursday night. That woman is the cause of his struggles at the plate this season! Anthony has tried to give up male ass cold turkey this year with predictable results as he has struggled all season while fighting the urge to have anal sex with his teammates !!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 01 Jun 2017 05:11:35 GMT reply
I've heard rumors that there is significantly less queer activity in the Cubs locker room and it's leading to poor morale. Most post games last year one could find Anthony and Kris Bryant 69'ing each other in the showers. This season that rarely happens. Jason Heyward could be found belching into his teammates assholes, really motivating them. This season he hasn't done that at all. The morale stinks and if the team doesn't really queer up the locker room that won't even make the playoffs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 31 May 2017 06:42:39 GMT reply
The Cubs really stink this season. Anthony needs to suck off his teammates for good luck
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 May 2017 07:45:54 GMT reply
David spent all last season huffing the farts of Anthony Rizzo and Jason Heyward. This sped up the aging process by many years. But David was so addicted he couldn't possibly stop demanding farts to the face.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 17:37:01 GMT reply
Does anyone know why David Ross looks so old? He's only 40, yet could pass for early 50s! Has an MLB career of unprotected butt sex finally caught up with him?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 25 May 2017 07:38:10 GMT reply
These comments have me highly aroused. Anthony is so sad that David has taken his old man asshole out of Anthony's life. Anthony is left with 69'ing Kris Bryant, or smelling the farts of Jason Heyward. I feel for the guy. It's definitely effecting his play.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 24 May 2017 07:04:54 GMT reply
Rizzo sucks this year! Is he still upset that his gay lover, David Ross, retired?
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