Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 25 Apr 2018 02:23:04 GMT reply
I want to poop in Anthony’s mouth while Steve Bartman watches.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 23 Apr 2018 23:37:14 GMT reply
Anthony is terrible this season and it’s all due to how he spent his off-season. Not a day went by without him downing multiple deep dish pepperoni pizza’s. He did this as he finds them delicious, but also to provide the massive amounts of pepperoni farts his lover Steve Bartman desires. He and Steve were spotted everywhere in Chicago over the off-season and most times they were engaged in hot man love, followed by skipping while holding hands. Anthony will never be a good player again as he’s hooked to the queer Pepperoni fart lifestyle!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 05:31:31 GMT reply
Oct 12, 2015 · My sources tell me there is a Michael Sam type situation going on in the Cubs clubhouse. Rizzo is gay and pretty much everyone including teammates and...
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 05:29:06 GMT reply
Rizzo is well known as gay within the organization. To appease him they brought in the other most flaming faggot in MLB gayson Gayward. After 2 years of sleeping together gaywads gay germs in his anus and bed he has been hopelessly infected with Heywards queer hitting inability. Maybe the cubs finally see what’s mistake bringing in gay wad was and letting the two indulge in incessant faggot behaviors.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:17:35 GMT reply
As this board predicted before the seasons Anthony has lost all ability and desire to play the game. He now is only out to have his every ass and penis need met by his adoring gay fans, as well as his lover Steve Bartman.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 10:26:40 GMT reply
Rizzo is only 28 and he’s already complaining about playing too much baseball?? He’s getting fame and fortune for playing a kid's game. Plus,he gets tons of hot man-on-man action from all of the fawning queer Cubs fans who hang out in the bleachers! He must have been tired after blowing a few loads of semen into Bartman when he complained about playing too much
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 18 Apr 2018 05:06:09 GMT reply
Rook that is one hot story! Today Rizzo, who has barely played this season, announced he believes the season is to long. I’m certain he said this as he wishes to make money, but wants to spend all his time with his gay lover Steve Bartman. Anthony has also realized he can’t possibly play more then 5-10 games a season as he’s too fat. Anthony desires to make $20 million per year, eat deep dish pepperoni pizza constantly, and have near constant man action with Steve Bartman. When asked by a reporter how many games he left should replace the current 162 Anthony answered “three”. He then ripped a loud fart which Steve Bartman immediately ran over to begin huffing. The two lovebirds then joined hands and skipped out of the press conference.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Apr 2018 06:35:16 GMT reply
I went to the Lakeview Athletic Club yesterday for the first time. I typically go to the Chicago Athletic Clubs in Wicker Park and in Lincoln Park, but wanted to see how the Lakeview one was. When I walked into the cardio room, a noxious odor hit me like a freight train! It literally smelled like an outhouse! I looked over and saw that Anthony Rizzo was walking on a treadmill. He was wearing his Cubs jersey and running shorts, although the ass portion was cut out of the shorts! He was holding a dog lease and Steve Bartman was in a dog collar at the end of the leash! Anthony was walking slowly at the end of the treadmill and Bartman was crouching down behind the treadmill so that his face was positioned mere inches away from Anthony’s bare ass! Anthony was apparently rehabbing rehabbing his knee as the Cubs game was rained out. He was holding a 2-liter of Mountain Dew in one hand and a large deep dish Lou Malnati’s pizza in his other hand. Every few seconds he would rip a heinous fart and Bartman’s eyes would bulge out with excitement as he attempted to inhale as much of the fart as he could! This happened several more times until Bartman fell over and appeared to have some orgasmic seizure as we apparently jizzed and also lost control of his bowels in his pants!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Apr 2018 09:31:12 GMT reply
Anthony has been in mourning over the news that his beloved Wrigleyville Taco Bell will close over the summer. This is likely the reason for his slow start as he really looks forward to getting some hot man-on-man action in the Taco Bell men’s room after a game. Apparently a gym is going to be built where the Taco Bell currently resides. Hopefully the gym quickly goes gay so that Anthony can get his penis and ass needs serviced after home games!!
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Apr 2018 03:47:09 GMT reply
Anthony skipped his second game in a row. Instead of playing in today’s game he helped his lover Steve Bartman deliver pizzas in Bartman’s rusted out Geo metro. The lovebirds were spotted having man action in numerous places and I saw one social media post of Anthony having Bartman tongue his asshole while Bartman drove! When Anthony ripped a fart Bartman swerved off the road and almost crashed!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Apr 2018 20:14:35 GMT reply
Is it any surprise that fat Anthony has already suffered an injury? I doubt he’s even injured and imagine he wants to spend all his time eating deep dish pepperoni pizza’s and ripping nasty greaseball farts in his lover, Steve Bartmans, face. The Cubs really should have allowed Steve to share Anthony’s hotel room, as they may have lost Anthony completely. It’s clear Anthony is putting his own penis and ass needs over that of the team!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 09:30:45 GMT reply
Does Anthony Rizzo really read the posts here? It's hard to believe that he would take time out of his busty schedule to read and post here. I heard that he hangs out at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley after games where random Cubs fans team up to service his penis and ass needs in the men's room - there's always a long line of horny dudes who want to pleasure Anthony! I used that men's room recently after Anthony walked out with a few fans - the entire men's room smelled like an anus and there was piss and semen all over the walls and floor! Anthony must have had some fun...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 06:40:10 GMT reply
Rook, Anthony is barely batting .100 after going 0-5 today. His off-season of hot man action with Steve Bartman along with him eating 100’s of deep dish pepperoni pizza’s has caught up with him. Just like we said it would. The only thing your nephew might get is a whiff of a nasty pepperoni fart. Rizzo is washed up.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 06 Apr 2018 02:39:56 GMT reply
Hello Mr. Rizzo. I’m writing this for my Nephew. He is an addimit upcoming sports player(9years Old) and a huge fan of yours. It would be a life changing or a life benefit event if I were to be able to set up a meeting with you. I know this is most likely a dream, but it’s worth a try. May I add that I am a life long fan and I would reap the rewards as well😘
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 05 Apr 2018 01:15:39 GMT reply
Today Anthony felt his .130 batting average sufficient enough to spend his off day driving around in Steve Bartman’s Geo Metro playing grabass and listening to an old mix tape of ‘The Cure’. At one point Bartman almost crashed when Anthony pressed his bare ass to Bartman’s face and took a shit. This turned on Bartman so much he instantly orgasmed and nearly lost control of the car! This reporter feels Anthony should have spent some of that time in the batting cages instead of having his penis and ass needs met!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 03 Apr 2018 03:52:14 GMT reply
Anthony is up to .130! Hurray!! I have info that Coach Maddon is allowing Steve Bartman to be in the clubhouse on game days so Anthony can sneak back and have his penis and ass needs met. This has already helped his game!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 01 Apr 2018 00:36:04 GMT reply
Anthony is only batting .077! I know it’s early in the season but could all the off season deep dish pepperoni pizza, coupled with his non stop man action with Steve Bartman have ruined his game? I also dislike the Cubs are keeping Bartman from sleeping in Anthony’s hotel room causing Bartman to drive from town to town in his rusty Geo Metro where he and Anthony secretly meet up at a motel 6 for hot man love. Poor Steve Bartman works as a pizza delivery boy in order to pay for all this travel! The Cubs need to let Bartman be their queer mascot and let him cater to Anthony’s every penis and ass need!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 28 Mar 2018 09:13:38 GMT reply
I would pay to watch Anthony Rizzo, Kris Bryany, Pepperoni Pete, Steve Anus, John Pepperoni, and David Dookie take turns on Bartman's orifices! Hopefully this happens and they get it on video for Anthony's queer fanbase!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 27 Mar 2018 01:42:29 GMT reply
Today Anthony and Steve Bartman had a threesome in the Cubs dugout with some guy named “Pepperoni Pete”. Bartman and Pepperoni were tounging Anthony’s asshole when Anthony grunted out a fart, then released a small turd which Pepperoni Pete gobbled up. This made Steve Bartman insanely jealous and he engaged in a slap fight with Pepperoni Pete. The rest of the Cubs watched this hot action and jerked off all over each other!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 26 Mar 2018 00:13:00 GMT reply
Rizzo and Bartman are an adorable coupe. Today while signing autographs Bartman came out of the dugout and yelled “I need some anus”. He then ripped down Anthony’s pants and began tounging his anus. Anthony responded by ripping many wet farts causing Bartman to moan and immediately orgasm. During this Anthony continued signing autographs for his adoring queer fans.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Mar 2018 12:06:40 GMT reply
Steve Bartman was eating a bowl of the RizzO’s cereal in the Cubs spring training clubhouse when Anthony came up from behind and started peeing into the bowl of cereal! Bartman smiles and then continued eating the piss-coated cereal. A few minutes later, Bartman sucked off Anthony. What a cute couple!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 20 Mar 2018 05:35:09 GMT reply
Damn! No wonder Anthony was constantly with Bartman this off season, constantly engaging in not man action in restaurants, cars, bathrooms, dressing rooms, sledding hills, etc. Bartman is so horny for man ass he can’t be left alone for a second! I hope those two lovebirds don’t break up!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 08:11:41 GMT reply
I think Bartman is cheating on Anthony! During a January 2018 “pepperoni fart” contest whichwent into overtime as Anthony engaged in an epic battle with John Pepperoni, Bartman was caught in the men’s room tonguing the anus of a previously eliminated contestant named David Dookie! So Bartman was apparently cheating on Anthony with David Dookie, although I don’t know how long they were seeing each other...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 00:01:19 GMT reply
I certainly hope Bartman isn’t cheating on Anthony. That could throw the entire Cubs team into a spiral that not even Jason Heyward’s belches and farts could help!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 10:20:59 GMT reply
I was watching the Cubs spring training game on WGN the other day. Steve Bartman was sitting on the bench as Anthony’s guest as they’ve been dating for the past year. When Anthony was at bat during one of the later innings, the tv camera panned to the Cubs dugout and caught Bartman down on his knees sucking of Kris Bryant! Does anyone know whether Bartman is cheating on Anthony, or does Anthony lend Bartman to his horny teammates occasionally??
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