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Anthony is a true treasure. I was watching his at bats in the last game and could see him quite obviously sticking his ass in the catchers face and ripping ass. I'm sure that gained him an amazing edge as he did it multiple times! I could see Joe Maddon cheering Anthony's farts and believe I spotted Joe and Anthony jerking each other off after Anthony's one hit!
Sophomore. I'm pretty sure a gentleman named the "Big Bopper" was part of that group along with Steve Anus and John Pepperoni. I also remember a guy named "Mr. Horton" but am not sure how much he was involved as a groupie.
Maddon should pull this 219 loser from the lineup. Hes weighing down the team. Did he even train in the off season? He looks like he weighs about 300 pounds! World Series champs to last place chumps. What a bust!
I remember hearing of a superstar male groupie group called the 'famous five' who bedded nearly half the team rosters in the 90s/00's. but this was pre social media- I know Steve and john were two of the pack, but who were the other three?
Anthony is distraught about losing the January 2017 "Nastiest Tag-Team Pepperoni Fart" competition to John Pepperoni and Steve Anus. Although Anthony produced some rank farts, his teammate and lover, Steve Bartman, was only able to force out a couple squeaky farts which were pathetic and he shit his pants in the process! Anthony needs to realize that Steve Bartman choked, not him. His only mistake was in choosing Steve Bartman as his teammate - he probably should have anticipated that Steve Bartman's anus was all stretched-out and incapable of products satisfactory fart!
Does anyone know if Anthony will be making a dumpster appearance near Wrigley anytime next week? I will be in town and want to have hot dumpster sex with him. Also, does he normally brig Steve Bartman with him? I've wanted to spray diarrrha on that guy since 2001.
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Anthony determined Steve Bartman was the culprit shit in his locker. Steve was jealous after seeing Anthony and Kris Bryant 69'ing in the Cubs locker room. Anthony farted in Bartman's face then gave him a vicious teabagging!
I heard someone shit in Anthony's locker during today's game. Anthony tried to find the culprit by sniffing the assholes of every person in the clubhouse. Unfortunately he did not solve the mystery and the search continues!
I saw Anthony receiving a rim job from the dork who used to dress up as "Billy Cub" in the men's room at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley last week! http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusmlbexperts/BillyCub2.jpg
Rook I believe you speak for everyone. I'm angry this hasn't already been accomplished. We mega queer Rizzo fans demand Anthony and Kris produce some hot spank material. I for one would enjoy it if they threw Steve Bartman in the mix!
Anthony and Kris need to hook up in a hot gay porn scene. I think I speak for the majority of Anthony's queer fans when I say the the mere thought of Anthony and Kris rubbing cocks and 69'ing each other really brings some wood into my life!!! I would also like to see them golden shower each other and fart in each other's faces!