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I met Anthony at Sidetrack in Boystown last month. When I walked into the bar, I saw Anthony drinking a Corona while decked out in his Cubs uniform. He smiled at me and told me I looked cute and I thanked him. The next thing I knew, he was yanking down by pants in front of everyone in the bar. He then pressed his face up against my bare ass and tried to burrow his face in between my ass cheeks. He then started going to town on my butthole, giving me a slopping rim job while also giving me a vigorous reach-around. At one point, he belched right into my asshole and I came instantly!
Anthony gave another of his infamous nude motivational speeches before last Sunday's games against Kansas City. Jason Heyward has been very jealous ever since the word got out that Anthony gives motivational speeches while standing bare-assed with his balls hanging out for his teammates to see. So on Sunday, Jason Heyward snuck up behind Anthony and belched right into Anthony's anus! The warm air from Heyward's breath against Anthony's asshole caused Anthony to climax immediately! Unfortunately, Anthony went 0-for-3 on Sunday and the Cubs lost.
Anthony is obviously an expert at ripping pepperoni farts, although he can barely compete with John Pepperoni in local pepperoni fart contests. How would either of them perform against an MLB fat-ass such as Prince Fielder or Bartolo Colon? Both are obese and look like they could rip some nasty farts after binging on greasy pizzas!
Good idea! I would like to jizz onto Anthony's Cubs cap and make him wear it in the field during a nationally televised game. I also think it would be hot if Anthony wore a game microphone so that the national audience could hear him rip ass in the catcher's face during his at-bats - that would be a "Sportscenter moment"!!!
I heard that during the speech he was suspended, high above everyone in a hoist. His bare bum cheeks were sticking out and the players stopped arguing as they were enthralled by the motivating site and sounds! His ass went into overdrive with huge, patriotic farts and inspirational diarrhea sprays. I think this is the first time he used a hoist for dramatic effect!
These stories are proof positive that Anthony is a raging faggot. There is no other reason a guy would give nude speeches or hang out with another guy so much the media gives them a queer nickname. I'm certain Anthony sucks farts from other dudes buttholes as much as he enjoyed ripping heinous pepperoni farts in a catchers face. I used to think he did this to gain an edge. Now I believe those farts are his attempt to sexual attract the opposing teams carcher and instigate a post game dumpster hook up!
I have been on numerous sports teams over the years and never stood around naked talking to other dudes. Have times and perceptions really changed recently? When I was in high school, everyone thought you were a fag if you walked around in the nude with your balls and bare ass hanging out for the world to see!
I agree. How did these "nude speeches" remain from us for so long? They definitely were fueled by pepperoni farts and were a big reason the Cubs won. It's now completely clear the Cubs have the queerest team in MLB.
Damn, that story about Rizzo's naked speeches is shocking! Perhaps he ripped a few wet pepperoni farts before game 7 of the World Series? If so, his pepperoni farts may have been more valuable and motivational than Jason Heyward's KFC- and grape soda-fueled farts!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-kris-bryant-anthony-rizzo-bryzzo-spt-0309-20170308-story.html Look how the media has given love birds Anthony and Kris Bryant a queer nickname, "Bryzzo"! That's the gayest thing I've ever heard!
Anthony came into spring training at least 40 pounds overweight. I have no idea how he thinks farting in the catchers face with his nasty pepperoni farts is going to help the Cubs gain an edge if he can't get any damn hits! He isn't even trying to lose weight and refuses to take extended batting practice. All he talks about is farting in the catchers face and how he's going to eat tons of pepperoni pizza as part of his daily regiment.