Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 May 2017 03:10:05 GMT reply
His production is down because he misses Ross' nutsack.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 04:55:18 GMT reply
I enjoy putting a bowl of the Grandpa Rossy Crunch in my asscrack while I jerk off into another bowl of Rizzo-O's. I then make my lover eat the semen-coated cereal for breakfast!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 22 May 2017 01:08:25 GMT reply
He has a new cereal:
David Ross also has a cereal now:
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 19 May 2017 03:25:12 GMT reply
Anthony is a true treasure. I was watching his at bats in the last game and could see him quite obviously sticking his ass in the catchers face and ripping ass. I'm sure that gained him an amazing edge as he did it multiple times! I could see Joe Maddon cheering Anthony's farts and believe I spotted Joe and Anthony jerking each other off after Anthony's one hit!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 18:48:01 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 May 2017 05:47:41 GMT reply
Sophomore. I'm pretty sure a gentleman named the "Big Bopper" was part of that group along with Steve Anus and John Pepperoni. I also remember a guy named "Mr. Horton" but am not sure how much he was involved as a groupie.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 20:34:40 GMT reply
Anthony ate so many deep dish pepperoni pizzas over the past few months that he gained 40 pounds and screwed up his swing
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 May 2017 10:05:36 GMT reply
Maddon should pull this 219 loser from the lineup. Hes weighing down the team. Did he even train in the off season? He looks like he weighs about 300 pounds! World Series champs to last place chumps. What a bust!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 13 May 2017 19:59:37 GMT reply
I remember hearing of a superstar male groupie group called the 'famous five' who bedded nearly half the team rosters in the 90s/00's. but this was pre social media- I know Steve and john were two of the pack, but who were the other three?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 06:06:20 GMT reply
Why would Anthony have ever picked Steve Bartman? He's a known choke artist! I hope Anthony gave him a nice buttslamming while Steve Anus and John Pepperoni ripped ass on Bartmans face!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 10 May 2017 08:37:57 GMT reply
Anthony is distraught about losing the January 2017 "Nastiest Tag-Team Pepperoni Fart" competition to John Pepperoni and Steve Anus. Although Anthony produced some rank farts, his teammate and lover, Steve Bartman, was only able to force out a couple squeaky farts which were pathetic and he shit his pants in the process! Anthony needs to realize that Steve Bartman choked, not him. His only mistake was in choosing Steve Bartman as his teammate - he probably should have anticipated that Steve Bartman's anus was all stretched-out and incapable of products satisfactory fart!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 May 2017 05:55:47 GMT reply
Anthony really stinks this season. Is he injured or something? He needs to rip some wet pepperoni farts in the catcher's face the next time he's at bat to gain an advantage
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 May 2017 02:07:30 GMT reply
Does anyone know if Anthony will be making a dumpster appearance near Wrigley anytime next week? I will be in town and want to have hot dumpster sex with him. Also, does he normally brig Steve Bartman with him? I've wanted to spray diarrrha on that guy since 2001.
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 May 2017 05:40:35 GMT reply
I saw Anthony with a Steve Bartman today. He was jamming one of those little Cubs mini bats up Bartman asshole! This happened at the Taco Bell right near Wrigley and was quite erotic.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 May 2017 00:32:52 GMT reply
Anthony determined Steve Bartman was the culprit shit in his locker. Steve was jealous after seeing Anthony and Kris Bryant 69'ing in the Cubs locker room. Anthony farted in Bartman's face then gave him a vicious teabagging!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 May 2017 20:22:48 GMT reply
Jackie Robinson
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 01 May 2017 04:59:55 GMT reply
I heard someone shit in Anthony's locker during today's game. Anthony tried to find the culprit by sniffing the assholes of every person in the clubhouse. Unfortunately he did not solve the mystery and the search continues!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Apr 2017 07:04:57 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 30 Apr 2017 03:35:43 GMT reply
I met Anthony in a dumpster. He tongued my anus. He asked me to sing the Cubs fight song and when I didn't know it he farted on me and left.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 21:12:42 GMT reply
If we write a script and hawk it around, maybe one of the studios will pick it up and tempt rizzo with the juicy plot?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 22:55:19 GMT reply
I saw Anthony receiving a rim job from the dork who used to dress up as "Billy Cub" in the men's room at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley last week!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 06:31:13 GMT reply
He want to rub knobs with Anthony behind the Cubby Bear! Does anyone if Anthony posts a schedule?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 25 Apr 2017 22:59:20 GMT reply
Rook I believe you speak for everyone. I'm angry this hasn't already been accomplished. We mega queer Rizzo fans demand Anthony and Kris produce some hot spank material. I for one would enjoy it if they threw Steve Bartman in the mix!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 24 Apr 2017 07:55:56 GMT reply
Anthony and Kris need to hook up in a hot gay porn scene. I think I speak for the majority of Anthony's queer fans when I say the the mere thought of Anthony and Kris rubbing cocks and 69'ing each other really brings some wood into my life!!! I would also like to see them golden shower each other and fart in each other's faces!
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