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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 08:32:30 GMT reply
Anthony is on a nude cruise in the Gulf of Mexico with Kris Bryant and famous homosexual baseball groupie Steve Anus. They daisy-chained each other in the cafeteria during dinner a couple nights ago
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 02:35:45 GMT reply
Nobody beats the Riz, nobody! I'm the Riz.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 01:05:42 GMT reply
Nobody beats the Riz, nobody. I'm the Riz! Greatest Cub ever. Quit typing such long paragraphs you rejects!! Riz=good tv. Love the Riz
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 20 Oct 2017 06:15:18 GMT reply
Man did Anthony miss Steve Bartman this series. Hopefully the Cubs can address this in the off-season. Without Steve Bartman seeing to Anthiny’s penis and ass needs Anthony couldn’t even bat .100. I’m sure it didn’t help Anthony drowned his sorrows in dozens of deep dish pepperoni pizza’s. Hopefully Steve Bartman and Anthony get back together and are seen 69’ing each other in Boystown this offseason!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Oct 2017 07:56:30 GMT reply
Damn Rook that is hot! You can just see something is missing in Anthony’s eyes. That something is Steve Bartman. They really need to work and get those two lovebirds back together pronto. It may already be to late. Bartman needs to take over 4 or 5 Lou Malnati’s deep dish pepperoni pizza’s for Anthony to gobble down. Steve can then suck farts from Anthony’s asshole while also giving his butthole a nice tongue bath. I’m sure Anthony would treat Bartman to some nice pepperoni farts to the tongue. This just might help break the slump and propel the Cubs to victory!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Oct 2017 07:12:10 GMT reply
Soph, I actually ran into Bartman at a Taco Bell at 2575 N Clybourn last Saturday! I had just gone shopping at the Costco across the street and stopped at the Taco Bell to get my fill of greasy tacos, cinnamon twists, and Mountain Dew Baja Blast. After gobbling down five tacos and drinking a large cup of soda, I leaned to the side of my chair and ripped a heinous fart! All of a sudden I heard someone run across the floor and knock into my chair. I turned around and caught Steve Bartman sniffing my ass while congratulating my on my fart! Steve then grabbed my by the arm and led me into the men’s room where he pulled down my pants and started licking my anus! I actually even expelled a meaty turd and Steve gobbled it down! He then sucked me off and said that Anthony rejected him last week and that he thought it was because his butthole was all stretched out from years of unprotected buttsex with random Cubs fans and players over the years. He started crying, so I ripped ass in his face and then advised him to tell Anthony how he feels in case there is just a misunderstanding. Steve sucked me off again to thank me - I’m not gay at all,but I have to say that Steve is an expert lover and I see why Anthony has used him as a semen receptacle! I have a feeling that Steve will eat out Anthony’s ass before the next game in Chicago and Anthony will break out of his NLCS slump!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Oct 2017 06:26:03 GMT reply
Anthony really needs to track down his former lover Steve Bartman. When he and Steve were a couple Anthony had all of his ass and penis needs met. This helped propel him to greatness. Since he and Steve broke up he just hasn’t been the same. Hopefully Steve Bartman will soon be tounging Anthony’s filthy asshole while Jason Heyward vigorously masturbates.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 15 Oct 2017 05:47:02 GMT reply
I hate this guy so much he acts like he's the best he's so overrated he ain't that good
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 15 Oct 2017 04:35:05 GMT reply
Anthony had no hits today. From what I heard he and Jason Heyward went out last night and got into a pepperoni fart competition with Steve Anus. They were complexity destroyed and the competition wiped them out physically. Heyward couldn’t even play today! Hopefully they both learned that in the presence of a hall of fame pepperoni farter they needn’t try and show off!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 10:26:45 GMT reply
During the replay review, Anthony snuck up next to the guy into replay booth and unleashed a heinous wet pepperoni fart to hypnotize them into overturning the call. It worked!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 04:28:30 GMT reply
That sweet tag at first place by Anthony was caused by him ripping noxious, left over game 3 pepperoni farts while playing first. This caused Lobaton to be super aroused smelling this stink allowing him to worry more about trying to eat out Rizzo’s filthy asshole more then getting back to first base. Way to go Anthony!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 04:19:14 GMT reply
Anthony has fallen on hard times. It seems that game 3 deep dish fiesta really worked his intestines over a bit. He just hasn’t been himself since. He really should let Kris Bryant eat out his asshole to make him feel better!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 12 Oct 2017 00:27:01 GMT reply
Sausage Farmer likes to twirl the pepperoni in the clubhouse.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Oct 2017 18:38:20 GMT reply
Anthony Rizzo has already placed an order for 3 deep dish pepperoni pizzas from Giordano’s to be delivered to the Cubs clubhouse before game 3. He intends to eat these all himself and will then rip some spicy pepperoni farts into his teammates’s faces during the game to motivate them to play their best. Anthony typically goes diarrhea 3.5 hours after eating so many pepperoni pizzas, so he’s hoping the game doesn’t go into extra innings!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Oct 2017 00:12:57 GMT reply
Anthony is really doing well this series. I heard that Jason Heyward belched into his asshole before the game while Kris Bryant jerked him off!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Oct 2017 03:01:44 GMT reply
Now that the playoffs have started I hope this board once again gets nice and spicy! I have good info that Coach Maddow cheered on some hardcore man on man action prior to the victory over the Nats tonight! My sources tell my Kris Bryant and Kyle Schwarber 69’d while Jason Heyward and Anthony Rizzo left monster pepperoni farts and belches on them. The rest of the team cheered this on while jerking each other off! What team chemistry!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Sep 2017 06:28:04 GMT reply
Wow, you have a wild imagination there. Good for you. It seems like Dew and tacos make a good combo, even in those situations. Gotta stay hydrated with sugar-crack while you get it on. 
Reply-to:I ran into Anthony in a mens room at the Taco Bell on Addison across from Wrigley a couple weeks ago. He held a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast in one hand and a greasy taco in his other hand while one dude was eating out his ass and another dude sucked him off. etc etc

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 18:31:09 GMT reply
I ran into Anthony in a men's room at the Taco Bell on Addison across from Wrigley a couple weeks ago. He held a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast in one hand and a greasy taco in his other hand while one dude was eating out his ass and another dude sucked him off. There were two other guys standing in the corner wearing Cubs uniforms while singing the "Go, Cubs, Go" song! One of the men singing was older and looked like manager Joe Maddon!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 08:24:00 GMT reply
Anthony please address this immediately!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 08:21:55 GMT reply
I heard through the grape vine that Anthony has been ban from the WS for exceeding the 300 pound weight cut off. If this is the case, I'd be very disappointed. I think Anthony might have had WAY too many deep dish pizzas & baha blasts. WHAT A BUST!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 07:59:51 GMT reply
You said it. Not me
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 07:58:43 GMT reply
Fantasies masquerading as rants...
or
in your words "yank off his uniform pants to get to his balls and ass"
Mere fantasies
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 07:52:42 GMT reply
Questioning his sexuality requires critical thinking. For example, examining Rizzo's REAL LIFE circumstances and actions. You know, facts and not fantasies. 
Users ranting about non-factual sexual situations are actually fantasizing about men on men sex. Why? Because there is no evidence to prove Rizzo is gay, except users putting him in men-on-men scenarios. Hence, fantasizing. 
The only "attack" here comes from the homophobia of the users/comments. I'm just calling them out on it. You seem to want to defend it, and that's okay too. 
Reply-to:Vet, why are you attacking posters for daring to question Anthonys sexuality? There are legitimate questions about what Anthony does on his private life. I have heard many rumors about him having a habit of eating large deep dish pizzas from Giordanos and etc etc 

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Sep 2017 06:40:53 GMT reply
Vet, why are you attacking posters for daring to question Anthony's sexuality? There are legitimate questions about what Anthony does on his private life. I have heard many rumors about him having a habit of eating large deep dish pizzas from Giordano's and then ripping heinous pepperoni farts in various gay clubs in Boystown, mere blocks from Wrigley Field. He's probably had a fair number of gay men yank off his uniform pants to get to his balls and ass after cutting those trademark "Rizzo rips".
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Sep 2017 07:37:06 GMT reply
It's unfortunate that you think a man who exhibits emotion is gay.  That's what happens when people have small teenie tiny minds and dicks. 
Seems like you and your comment buddy Vet need to check in on your sexuality. You two can cradle each other's balls. Gently, of course  
Reply-to:Vet thats sad. Anthony is a raging gay man. This society is forcing him to pretend to be a straight man. This is harming him emotionally as well as in his baseball career. He needs to come out as a flaming, Liberace, queer. He should be able to have hot man action with fans in between innings. He should be able to 69 with Kris Bryant after each game while Jason Heyward farts and beaches on them.

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