Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 30 Mar 2017 03:25:39 GMT reply
Anthony is awesome. I really want him to belch in my asshole as I turtlehead! I cannot imagine the quivers of ecstasy my asshole would do!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 29 Mar 2017 11:35:30 GMT reply
I met Anthony at Sidetrack in Boystown last month. When I walked into the bar, I saw Anthony drinking a Corona while decked out in his Cubs uniform. He smiled at me and told me I looked cute and I thanked him. The next thing I knew, he was yanking down by pants in front of everyone in the bar. He then pressed his face up against my bare ass and tried to burrow his face in between my ass cheeks. He then started going to town on my butthole, giving me a slopping rim job while also giving me a vigorous reach-around. At one point, he belched right into my asshole and I came instantly!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 22:48:48 GMT reply
Awesome! I bet Heywards jealous belch really threw Anthony off his game! The sneaky anus belch is a well known erotic move in the gay community!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 09:24:41 GMT reply
Anthony gave another of his infamous nude motivational speeches before last Sunday's games against Kansas City. Jason Heyward has been very jealous ever since the word got out that Anthony gives motivational speeches while standing bare-assed with his balls hanging out for his teammates to see. So on Sunday, Jason Heyward snuck up behind Anthony and belched right into Anthony's anus! The warm air from Heyward's breath against Anthony's asshole caused Anthony to climax immediately! Unfortunately, Anthony went 0-for-3 on Sunday and the Cubs lost.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 21 Mar 2017 04:16:34 GMT reply
Prince Fielder and Bartolo Colon are so obese they would push to hard and wind up sharting themselves.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 21 Mar 2017 04:12:30 GMT reply
Anthony is obviously an expert at ripping pepperoni farts, although he can barely compete with John Pepperoni in local pepperoni fart contests. How would either of them perform against an MLB fat-ass such as Prince Fielder or Bartolo Colon? Both are obese and look like they could rip some nasty farts after binging on greasy pizzas!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 20 Mar 2017 07:27:07 GMT reply
Good idea! I would like to jizz onto Anthony's Cubs cap and make him wear it in the field during a nationally televised game.
I also think it would be hot if Anthony wore a game microphone so that the national audience could hear him rip ass in the catcher's face during his at-bats - that would be a "Sportscenter moment"!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 20 Mar 2017 07:19:51 GMT reply
I want to wipe my ass on Anthony's uniform.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 Mar 2017 07:23:47 GMT reply
Holy shit that is awesome! Like a magical trip back to 80's! Anthony really knows how to party!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 16 Mar 2017 23:56:54 GMT reply
There must have been a thick layer of semen and feces on that floor after Anthony's nude speech!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 16 Mar 2017 23:03:53 GMT reply
That's so damn hot! I bet players stood under him cheering while getting hosed down with his magnificent shit sprays!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 16 Mar 2017 08:15:56 GMT reply
I heard that during the speech he was suspended, high above everyone in a hoist. His bare bum cheeks were sticking out and the players stopped arguing as they were enthralled by the motivating site and sounds! His ass went into overdrive with huge, patriotic farts and inspirational diarrhea sprays.
I think this is the first time he used a hoist for dramatic effect!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 Mar 2017 03:30:43 GMT reply
Homeboys pride yourselves on some strange shit.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 16 Mar 2017 01:05:38 GMT reply
These stories are proof positive that Anthony is a raging faggot. There is no other reason a guy would give nude speeches or hang out with another guy so much the media gives them a queer nickname. I'm certain Anthony sucks farts from other dudes buttholes as much as he enjoyed ripping heinous pepperoni farts in a catchers face. I used to think he did this to gain an edge. Now I believe those farts are his attempt to sexual attract the opposing teams carcher and instigate a post game dumpster hook up!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 19:04:31 GMT reply
According to the other article Anthony and Kris are referred to as "Bryzzo". Reminiscent of many Hollywood romances.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 18:27:00 GMT reply
So is Anthony a nudist? I bet he went on some hot nude cruises with Kris Bryant during the off-season!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 17:38:53 GMT reply
This is hawt hawt news. I doubt any of the players were looking at his face!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 16:49:52 GMT reply
I have been on numerous sports teams over the years and never stood around naked talking to other dudes. Have times and perceptions really changed recently? When I was in high school, everyone thought you were a fag if you walked around in the nude with your balls and bare ass hanging out for the world to see!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 15:22:37 GMT reply
I agree. How did these "nude speeches" remain from us for so long? They definitely were fueled by pepperoni farts and were a big reason the Cubs won. It's now completely clear the Cubs have the queerest team in MLB.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 10:57:04 GMT reply
Damn, that story about Rizzo's naked speeches is shocking! Perhaps he ripped a few wet pepperoni farts before game 7 of the World Series? If so, his pepperoni farts may have been more valuable and motivational than Jason Heyward's KFC- and grape soda-fueled farts!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 06:43:03 GMT reply
These news reports clearly show that the Cubs are a team of raging queers.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 06:41:56 GMT reply Look how the media has given love birds Anthony and Kris Bryant a queer nickname, "Bryzzo"! That's the gayest thing I've ever heard!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Mar 2017 06:39:43 GMT reply
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Mar 2017 22:55:22 GMT reply
Anthony came into spring training at least 40 pounds overweight. I have no idea how he thinks farting in the catchers face with his nasty pepperoni farts is going to help the Cubs gain an edge if he can't get any damn hits! He isn't even trying to lose weight and refuses to take extended batting practice. All he talks about is farting in the catchers face and how he's going to eat tons of pepperoni pizza as part of his daily regiment.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Mar 2017 19:31:10 GMT reply
Anthony needs to focus on hitting the baseball instead of farting in the catcher's faces to gain an edge. Now if he could combine clutch hitting with smelly farts, he'd be an unstoppable force!
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