Bartolo Colon Sucks Forum

Discussion forum for Bartolo Colon's anti-fans (N.Y. Mets, MLB). Does he suck? Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans. If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link aside the comment. Comments you post may require a paid membership to delete.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 22 Apr 2018 16:05:57 GMT reply
A nice "Before and After":
Bartolo Colon Cancer
This PED-scumbag is a cancer in the MLB encouraging players to cheat with steroids. He should have been done in 2006 when his pitching ducked, but then he took the steroids to cheat his way into becoming good (with an asterisk) again.
He should be forever banned from baseball.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 28 Sep 2017 19:39:42 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 31 May 2017 04:54:02 GMT reply
Pujols just hit a 3-run homer against this fat ass who should not be pitching anymore.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 09 May 2017 11:17:35 GMT reply
Bartolo is bad! he needs roids to be good. Sad!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 17:46:50 GMT reply
This fat tub of crap was done in 2009! Then he took HGH and came back pitching like he was 10 years younger, although he's still a total fat-ass. He should be banned for taking PEDs!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 28 Mar 2017 14:43:36 GMT reply
About time you retire already, you fatso. People are sick of seeing you obese idiot whose excessive weight and good ERA at your old age are both side effects of your PEDs, aka Steroid, you low life scum bag cheater.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 20:36:16 GMT reply
Same thing. Reply-to:I think it is funny that people are calling him a Mexican in this forum. Hes from the Dominican Republic, not Mexico

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 20:35:44 GMT reply
I think this guy just fools batters. They see this fat greaser and get mezmorized that he's in MLB, and swing and miss as a result.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 18:57:51 GMT reply
If you placed a hamburger between your ass cheeks, I bet that the tubby Bartolo would not only eat the hamburger, but would also lick up and down your asscrack to get to all of the hamburger grease! He's a sicko!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 02:38:49 GMT reply
I want to jerk off onto Bartolo's big titties!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 Mar 2017 05:21:47 GMT reply
Mr. Colon has a bulbous ass, and large disgusting D-cup breasts. He is an alcoholic drug abuser, a steroid freak and unsanitary conveyor of filth. This spic sickens me. It's also rumored that he worships Satan
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:27:29 GMT reply
I heard that Bartolo Colon gorged on fried chicken from KFC before a game last season. When he was showering before the game, he ripped an insanely loud fart and sprayed diarrhea on the way! He's a sick bastard!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 20 Mar 2017 07:30:06 GMT reply
Colon is a fat disgusting pig. The only reason he is still playing is because he is reaping the benefits of taking HGH and steroids.
I would like to rip ass into his face!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Jul 2016 00:19:13 GMT reply
Hahaha....stupid fat f uck already gave up a Hr in the first with no out.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 16:59:08 GMT reply
I think it is funny that people are calling him a Mexican in this forum. He's from the Dominican Republic, not Mexico
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 16:54:22 GMT reply
I saw him eating lunch at Pizza Hut before a game in which he was the starting pitcher last month. He ate 3 deep dish Meat-Lover's pizzas. When he got up to leave, I heard him rip an incredibly loud fart, which stunk up the entire establishment!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 15:26:45 GMT reply
At least show you care u f ucken spic. Die motherf ucker
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 20 Jul 2016 19:57:10 GMT reply
Stupid fat pig....die already u stupid fat spic
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 20 Jul 2016 19:56:01 GMT reply
Get a heart attack and die u stupid fat f uck... F ucken spic.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 20 Jul 2016 18:48:36 GMT reply
Hey stupid fat f uck, stop giving up runs u pos.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 Jun 2016 11:03:21 GMT reply
I saw his fat ass at Taco Bell the other day eating 27 greasy tacos while drinking a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. He has grown some massive d-cup man-boobs. When I saw him I yelled out, "yeah, feed them titties," and he smiled and lifted his shirt. He then expelled an insanely loud fart which stunk up the entire establishment and then dropped his pants and jerked off in front of disgusted customers!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 16 Jun 2016 10:55:56 GMT reply
This fat pig must have the smelliest anus in all of baseball. His farts probably stink up the team's airplane when they fly
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 28 May 2016 02:20:19 GMT reply
Big Bart ate a tart had to fart was not too smart,He smelled his fart ate another tart had a wet fart realized his drawers were now a work of art !!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 May 2016 07:28:30 GMT reply
He's obese.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Apr 2016 08:13:28 GMT reply
Did Fartolo Colon just fart? My thingometer just measured a shift in Earth's axis.
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