Discussion forum for Bartolo Colon's anti-fans
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If you placed a hamburger between your ass cheeks, I bet that the tubby Bartolo would not only eat the hamburger, but would also lick up and down your asscrack to get to all of the hamburger grease! He's a sicko!!!
Mr. Colon has a bulbous ass, and large disgusting D-cup breasts. He is an alcoholic drug abuser, a steroid freak and unsanitary conveyor of filth. This spic sickens me. It's also rumored that he worships Satan
I heard that Bartolo Colon gorged on fried chicken from KFC before a game last season. When he was showering before the game, he ripped an insanely loud fart and sprayed diarrhea on the way! He's a sick bastard!
I saw him eating lunch at Pizza Hut before a game in which he was the starting pitcher last month. He ate 3 deep dish Meat-Lover's pizzas. When he got up to leave, I heard him rip an incredibly loud fart, which stunk up the entire establishment!
I saw his fat ass at Taco Bell the other day eating 27 greasy tacos while drinking a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. He has grown some massive d-cup man-boobs. When I saw him I yelled out, "yeah, feed them titties," and he smiled and lifted his shirt. He then expelled an insanely loud fart which stunk up the entire establishment and then dropped his pants and jerked off in front of disgusted customers!