Bryce Harper Sucks Forum

Discussion forum for Bryce Harper's anti-fans (Washington, MLB). Does he suck? Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans. If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link aside the comment. Comments you post may require a paid membership to delete.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 25 Apr 2018 04:15:07 GMT reply
56 buttholes, 7 of which were diarrhea buttholes
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 25 Apr 2018 02:37:49 GMT reply
Does anyone know the number of buttholes Harper munched during the off-season?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 03:12:15 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 21:00:27 GMT reply
He should tone down his "look at me " act until he does something to make his team win a series.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 19:06:39 GMT reply
Harper may be a lot of things in baseball...big game clutch player ain't one of them.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 10:29:55 GMT reply
I heard that Bryce is going on a men-only nude cruise to relax this offseason. He’s going to eat out so many buttholes that he forgets how the Nationals blew a golden opportunity in the playoffs
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Oct 2017 14:06:27 GMT reply
Aaron judge
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 08 Oct 2017 13:04:47 GMT reply
still flipping the hair back like a fruit
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 06 Sep 2017 15:53:51 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 13 Aug 2017 13:10:20 GMT reply
now his nick-name is pretzel
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 07 Aug 2017 19:01:11 GMT reply
will never even be close to as good as Mike Trout.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 20:28:02 GMT reply
Bryce is the best lefty hitter since Teddy Ballgame!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 07 Jun 2017 21:58:39 GMT reply
Today's loss is 100% on BH. That guy is a worthless pile of shlt.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 07 Jun 2017 21:34:01 GMT reply
I hope Harper dies soon, painfully
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Jun 2017 12:16:34 GMT reply
That is one fruity hairstyle he has.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 01 Jun 2017 19:58:58 GMT reply
Reply-to:Bryce would fit nicely on the Giants and he loves it in sf!

Not anymore he doesn't o.o

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 May 2017 02:12:42 GMT reply
10 fun facts about Bryce Harper
1. He hates babies and puppies
2. He pleasures himself to the thought of boys between the age of 8-12
3. The hair gel he uses has horse semen in it
4. His favorite color is rainbow
5. His mother works in a Las Vegas brothel
6. When he struck out in high school he cried like a bitch
7. His favorite drink is a vodka cran
8. He still orders off the kids menu at restaurants
9. His parents used to send him away to summer camp where he received electrotherapy in an attempt to get rid of his gayness
10. He is no better than any player on the 2005 Orioles
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 May 2017 00:07:03 GMT reply
BH pretended to approach Hunter Strickland after getting hit by him (and failing in his first two ABs) but he was very happy to be separated. He would've looked like Ventura vs. Ryan. I bet he's never been in a fight in his life. And, yes, I would fight him. And win.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 May 2017 23:39:07 GMT reply
Bryce Harper is a spineless, dickless, homosexual who deserves to catch aids from sharing steroid needles with his gang of butt buddies. Every time i see him flip his hair i wish he would be scalped Native American style. The only reason he's having a good year is because all the pitchers feel bad for him because he's the biggest faggot in the world.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 11 May 2017 03:41:01 GMT reply
Looking foward to seeing him in a yankee uniform a couple years from now.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 May 2017 02:25:02 GMT reply
Stupid mormon inconsistent-playing asshole
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 May 2017 02:03:58 GMT reply
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