Jason Heyward Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 28 Apr 2017 23:53:44 GMT reply
This nigger is a shit.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 06:30:14 GMT reply
The only juice Jason is using is the artificial grape flavor of his delicious soda!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 27 Apr 2017 04:59:27 GMT reply
Arietta is an obvious juicer, but is Kris Bryant also one?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 26 Apr 2017 13:25:25 GMT reply
Jason was forced by Theo to get up to artietta and Bryant like levels of steroid ingestion and so the power outburst has ensued. He has comeback player of the year in the bag
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 25 Apr 2017 22:57:31 GMT reply
I want Jason to retire from baseball and become a grape soda salesmen. His pitch would be to drink a bottle of his soda, then belch into the prospects asshole. This would ensure a 100 percent close rate!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 25 Apr 2017 02:40:31 GMT reply
Let's see now Jason, you averaged 8 ribis per month last year. You now have 16 ribis thru April 24. This means you can go back to your normal POPUP/STRIKEOUT/DRIBBLER/BLOOPERS for the rest of April and ALL OF MAY, and STILL match your stellar RBI average of last year for the first two months!!! So, Jason, just relax, give motovational speeches to teammates, and COAST for the next 5 weeks. That should get you back to living up to the "high" expectations we all have for you here on this forum!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 25 Apr 2017 00:30:39 GMT reply
Alright Jason, now you've gone and done it. You are sullying your reputation as the greatest bloop/dribbler singles hitter in the game. Keep it up and Theo will not offer you that extra 75 mil/3 year extension. And the slobbering sports media and drunk Cub fans will lose all the respect they had for you. Give up these useless/worthless home runs, and go back to being the blooping/dribbling Jason we all love to make fun of OR ELSE!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 24 Apr 2017 23:57:05 GMT reply
This forum is History! JHey is on his way to a monster season. 4 RBI s already tonite. No better glove in RF too.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 24 Apr 2017 07:59:14 GMT reply
After Jason is released, he should become a full-time grape soda salesman. I want to see his super-carbonated grape soda in every Wal-Mart, KFC, and wherever ribs are sold across this great land!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 24 Apr 2017 06:00:20 GMT reply
Damn Rookie that's a sensational story! Jason farting on his own hand is allowing him to self motivate! The Cubs are fueled by nude motivations speeches, belchesl and farts. What a team!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Apr 2017 21:20:58 GMT reply
Ok Jason, that's more like it. Enough of those worthless home runs. Back to being Jason with those $130,000 broken bat bloop singles. That's what you are being paid $23,000,000 a year to do. You WILL be benched if very many more of those useless extra base hits start showing up! Strike outs, pop ups, second/first base dribblers, and bloop singles are your specialty. Nothing else will be tolerated!!! Understand? You don't want to lose your respect and admiration that all Cub fans have for you. would you?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 23 Apr 2017 09:13:24 GMT reply
Jason is renowned for his motivational farts and belches, particularly after he farted in the faces of the Cubs players to motivate them to victory during game 7 of the 2016 World Series. However, as every baseball fan is well aware, he was a horrible baseball player in 2016 and during Spring Training this year. Heyward apparently found a solution after some encouragement from team leader Anthony Rizzo - Heyward has been sniffing his own farts to motivate himself!!! Heyward has been farting onto his hand and then sniffing it before every at-bat for the past week and as a result he got two home-runs!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 23 Apr 2017 05:31:54 GMT reply
These home runs have got to stop!! Jason MUST get back to his great singles or nothing hitting if he is going to make baseballs Hall of Fame as the all time best singles hitter. He simply can't afford to waste his time with these useless, miserable home runs that will never get him (or the Cubs) anywhere!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 22:57:58 GMT reply
My current goal in life is to meet Jason and have him belch into my asshole. This is my one and only goal in life. Does this make me gay?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 19:16:16 GMT reply
http://gay-or-straight.com/Jason%20Heyward
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 19:16:09 GMT reply
Can we get heyward to 95% gay?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 Apr 2017 19:15:26 GMT reply
Jason is a deranged homosexual. More people need to vote on his gayness
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 21 Apr 2017 16:58:09 GMT reply
I wonder if Jason does that to increase business, or because he's a deranged homosexual?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Apr 2017 13:39:43 GMT reply
Jason has really drummed up a lot of business at his Lakeview KFC! The 200th customer each week during the spring wins a great prize - Jason will eat a chicken drumstick out of the winner's ass crack, regardless of who sweaty or smelly the patron's ass crack is!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Apr 2017 12:40:15 GMT reply
Awesome guys! 85%!!!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Apr 2017 08:41:18 GMT reply
Jason needs to come up with a soda which tastes like fried chicken
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Apr 2017 07:00:13 GMT reply
I saw that Dennis Haskins, the guy who played Mr. Belding on Saved By The Bell, is 93% gay
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Apr 2017 04:09:08 GMT reply
There you go. He's at 85%. I'm angry anyone voted straight. It should be 100%. A man who belches into another mans asshole is not straight.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Apr 2017 03:49:31 GMT reply
Only one more person voted for heyward?
Cmon. We need at least 10 more votes. Push him up to 85% gay at least. He's gayer than Michael Sam
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