Jason Heyward Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Feb 2019 06:53:04 GMT reply
Heyward sucks ass. I don’t blame Theo for paying him because he was coming off a career year and was a top prospect from the day he was drafted. He just never lived up to it. I’m more upset with the fact the cubs are stuck with Yu Darvish. Now that dude is TRASH
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 15:54:58 GMT reply
Why is this faggot still on the team???
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Jan 2019 20:08:49 GMT reply
Rookie, please confirm than when you drop ass, you do so safe in the knowledge it is laced with baja blast mountain dew?
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 21 Dec 2018 05:55:59 GMT reply
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 17 Dec 2018 03:05:06 GMT reply
Everyone I’m here to report that once again team superstar Jason Heyward is living in the Cubs locker room. His diet this offseason consists of nothing but Mountain Dew and Chicago style hot dogs. His farts have become so rancid a maintenance man who entered the locker room to do some work last week vomited. Jason is working on his farts this offseason and plans on using them to distract catchers in 2019. He spends much of each day watching gay porn and flexing his butthcheeks. Things are looking great for the cubs in 2019!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 19 Nov 2018 03:25:56 GMT reply
How was gayboy denied the mvp again. After all he does with the cockblowing.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 12 Nov 2018 20:26:49 GMT reply
Nice Bluetooth helmet phone yo, do beats by Dre make them shits?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Nov 2018 19:51:49 GMT reply
Well, let Epstein enjoy his contract to the end.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Nov 2018 23:26:34 GMT reply
Queerf.uck Heyward to remain team gimp and cockblower for 5 more years.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Nov 2018 23:25:37 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 27 Oct 2018 19:53:04 GMT reply
Why isn’t this gay nigger in the World Series every year?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 20 Oct 2018 14:52:28 GMT reply
Best gay nigger in mlb.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 Oct 2018 23:56:39 GMT reply
WAR statistic is bullshit!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 13 Oct 2018 03:49:23 GMT reply
Heyward has a higher war for 2018 than Harper. He will for sure opt out and get a 400-500$m new contract.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 Oct 2018 11:03:35 GMT reply
Gay nigger what a queer sack of shit
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 09 Oct 2018 11:02:28 GMT reply
119 hits. What a season. Almost every one was a bloop or an infield dribbler.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Oct 2018 21:38:24 GMT reply
깜디신 종신컵스 기원합니다.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 09:36:47 GMT reply
Also get a new hitting coach. 39th time they've score 1 or 0 runs this year. Per ESPN only the Orioles had more. Miracle they won 95 games this year with numbers like that. So much potential on this team and it's not even close to being lived up to. Rumor is Heyward's arm was super sore after manually masturbating steve bartman for hours before the game. bartman had ate a load of Hydrocodone and could not for the life of him blow his man juice all over Jay Jay's chest like he usually does.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 09:33:52 GMT reply
They really need to find some way to move this guy in the off season. I know he has an opt out in his contract but with numbers and suckage like his no way he's opting out. Eat it, get Harper somehow and make heyward a bench player. One can dream.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 09:32:16 GMT reply
Feel bad for this guy. What happened to him. I know he got hit in the head years back but man has he really SUCKED since coming to chicago. They should have hit Schwarber in the 7th, but in Joe Maddon's infinite wisdom he decided to go with they guy with the worst average in postseason history (over 100AB)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 07:36:41 GMT reply
These belching into ass comments are fuqqin hilarious haha
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 05:14:27 GMT reply
Jason worked his tush off all season. Motivating his teammates with wet farts and ass belches. He lived in the locker room and engaged in tons of hardcore anal action with his teammates. The season just wasn’t meant to be. Thankfully we will still see Heyward next season. I heard that Jason will be teaming up with Taco Bell this off season “to really make his ass sing” come opening day 2019. What a superstar.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 05:07:00 GMT reply
Only Chicago, the turd of the world, would keep defending J-Hey. What does this guy do? Sucks in the clutch, sucks in no-pressure situations, sucks all around.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 03:37:25 GMT reply
Can't spend all that money if you keep having to wake up to play
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 03 Oct 2018 03:32:55 GMT reply
Where's my sarcastic thumbs up for closing yet another inning when we really needed a hit?
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