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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:40:28 GMT reply
Good to see the toolbag lose one for the Whitesux... that chit will never get old.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 Aug 2010 02:40:31 GMT reply
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:48:26 GMT reply
Crain-wreck!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:39:10 GMT reply
Jesse Crain has nothing to offer humankind. Well there is one thing he'd be useful for; they should use the ligaments and tendons in his arms for other pitchers that have talent and need Tommy John surgery.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:35:40 GMT reply
Jesse Crain SUCKS!! GET OUT OF MINNESOTA!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:28:10 GMT reply
And he just gave up a game-tying triple...d-bag. Get rid of this loser! Oakland 3 / Twins 3. Gardy just pulled him...should be the last time that guy ever sees a pitching rubber again in a Twins uniform.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:24:20 GMT reply
Twins up by 2 against Oakland and he puts two runners on with back to back hits...what a tool.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:43:42 GMT reply
he sucks because even tho he throws hard, his fastball is straight as an arrow...not to many major leaguers that can't hit a straight 94-95 mph fastball. he puts gas on the fire consistently. twins, you NEED TO GET RID OF HIM. HE'S DOUBLE A AT BEST.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:18:52 GMT reply
agreed
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:17:00 GMT reply
this website doesnt let me use the F word...but F crain, he blows every F'ing game, hes the F'ing worst ever
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Apr 2010 20:33:28 GMT reply
Well, off to another exciting Twins season.... and another year of JESSE SUCKS. Just gave up 3 in the 8th and didn't complete the inning (vs. the Red Sox). Once again I find myself pondering who in the Twins organization he is sleeping with... although I seriously doubt he'd be good at that either...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:15:52 GMT reply
this f.agot blows another game in extras, why is this POS still pitching for us????? I thought we had a great farm system?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:14:05 GMT reply
waste of money crain u should not be getin 1 mil for nothing come is that all u got
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:12:34 GMT reply

jesse crain sucks he can't throw a strike for his life he sucks come on crain blow it again how many blows is that estimate 100 thats a world record u are know in the record books for the most pathedic pithchers u ar in 1st place congrats u made it in the record HORRAY stay in minors the will probally cut u in minors u suck so bad LOL......

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:08:02 GMT reply
oh dont waste no penny on this pitcher who is pathedic
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:02:50 GMT reply
why isn't crain any good??? he throws mid-nineties and has a good curve, throws a lot of strikes.  who cares why I guess, we can't afford him wasting any more great efforts by our starters, they will begin to get demoralized with him blowing it all the time 
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:30:32 GMT reply
OMG!! This guy blows!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:42:32 GMT reply
CUT HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:40:17 GMT reply
This guy is the worst reliever in all of baseball. Crain is completely pathetic and Gardy is an idiot for continuously putting him in important situations. He should never be allowed to pitch unless we are on the losing end of a blow-out.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:21:01 GMT reply
THIS GUY EFFING BLOWS, CRAIN DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GET OUT OF THE TWIN CITIES YOU EFFING CLOWN, YOUR TERRIBLE AT DOING YOUR JOB AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE YEARS AGO.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:12:26 GMT reply
Annnnnnnd he blows another game. What an idiot.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:13:22 GMT reply
After watching yet another painful outing last night, all I keep thinking is: which Polad's homely cousin is he sleeping with? There HAS to be another reason this guy is still on the roster!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 May 2009 14:40:51 GMT reply
I seriously would rather have Eddie G in there than Crain.  I hate him so much, we have to send him down to the minors.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 May 2009 03:28:30 GMT reply

Crain had one decent season years ago, but since then he has blown game after game after game.  If it's not blowing playoff games in the late innings, he blows them on pickoff attempts to first base (Anaheim), balking in the go ahead run (Detroit; although he was saved by the team on that one), or giving up GW homeruns like today (NYY).  What Gardenhire sees in this clown is beyond me.  He sucks.  Shoulder surgery and time on the DL did nothing for him, he still sucks.  Cut the idiot loose.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 May 2009 02:51:33 GMT reply
i am all about giving chances, but after he blew that playoff game a few years ago against oakland, i have yet to see improvement.  instead, all i've seen is a major liability on the mound!!  please, get this guy off the roster!!  don't get me wrong the entire bullpen has been bad this season, but atleast its only one season for them!
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