Kyle Beckerman Sucks Forum

Discussion forum for Kyle Beckerman's anti-fans (Real Salt Lake, MLS). Does he suck? Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans. If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link aside the comment. Comments you post may require a paid membership to delete.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 Jul 2016 04:38:23 GMT reply
Kyle should be playing in the EPL! He recently rejected a move to MAN U! He is the American Messi. The guy's first touch might be the best in the world!!! I met a guy who gave him a BJ at a vegas club. The guy said he could barely handle his sheer girth.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 Jun 2016 05:18:44 GMT reply
This guy sucks. I just took a huge huge shit and named it KB.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 29 Jul 2015 00:16:22 GMT reply
AND.... He is a homosexual....
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 26 Jul 2015 18:11:08 GMT reply
Horrible at soccer and smells bad too.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 25 Jul 2015 22:44:37 GMT reply
His dreads are crusty
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 23 Jul 2015 01:06:51 GMT reply
He looks like he smells bad
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 Jul 2015 22:40:10 GMT reply
He's a cupie doll with no legs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Jul 2015 02:22:05 GMT reply
No touch. No finesse. Seems like he has no knowledge of how to really play soccer. I can't figure out how he continually gets playing time for the U.S. when he is clearly not fit to be on the team. He's probably a great MLS player, but that's not saying a lot
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Jul 2015 03:26:11 GMT reply
i cannot stand watching this hack play, every pass is backwards or right back to the player who just passed it to him, who is sucking off to play on the mens team?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Jul 2015 08:02:04 GMT reply
Beckerman is the worst player on the us team he doesn't contribute to an attacking team and he never marks up..I've been playing this sport since I was 4 and I've been coaching for 20 yrs..and if you know soccer you must know that USA is better off playing with 10
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 30 May 2014 15:02:33 GMT reply
I'm frustrated by the way he plays because I think he has potential but he's not living up to it, especially on the national level. As a holding midfielder, he should be doing two things - creating plays to get the ball upfield & helping out on defense. I've been playing and coaching soccer some time, and what you should watch for is this... He almost always passes the ball directly back to the person who passed it to him, and he does not hustle as much as he could to get back, get goal-side, and stick closely with his mark. I hope he reads this, because I think he would be really good if he improved on these things.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 14 Sep 2013 03:30:33 GMT reply
He waddles and is slow.  No true skill.  He is coasting by somehow
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:11:54 GMT reply
This is love same person Jorjiana Saylor I just want to say that good job at the play offs you guys played really good and tough. Nice job 😉
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:08:54 GMT reply
I can say I just love love Kyle u are like an older brother to me. I have lots of pictures of u on my wall in my room. And even one of you and nick together I think it's like the best picture ever. Tell nick I said hi. - love jorjiana Saylor P.S tell nick I'm a goalie too and that I love playing goalie and it's my favorite position that I have ever had. Thanks so much Kyle
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Jun 2010 21:51:34 GMT reply
He Might Be a nice Guy,But He Sucks He has no precised passes or control of the ball, I Mean My Grandma Plays Better than Him,AND SHE HAS NO LEGS!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:30:36 GMT reply


Hi.  Its Monica, Josh O'Dell's mom.  Blast from the past!  I have been bugging Josh to get me your contact info, but he hasnt and I am getting frustrated.  How can I find you?  When will you be in Crofton?  Hard to exchange personal info on a public website.  I dont know if your family still lives here anymore or not.  We have been following your career and are just so very happy for your success.  My nephew Mike Kovach is the Kyle Beckerman of Arundel HS.  He has been a starter since his freshman year and has been their #1 player since.  He is Junior this year and I have just been dying to get a hold of you.  I want to surprise Mike and can set up a time for Josh and I take you and Mike to dinner one night when your home visiting.  Mike would just die!  Id be the best Aunt ever!!!  I hope you remember where we live on Walleye??  I am sure you do.  If you get this email, PLEASE contact me at and tell me how we can contact you or just stop by.  Thanks Monica 

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 27 Dec 2009 07:38:28 GMT reply

If someone could help me find a web site to find a jersey with Beckerman on the back I would appriciate it. And these comments are most likely made by guys. they are very rude. Most likey none of them played soccer or should I say played well. Boys look at the girlfriends section.  They love his hair and the way he plays. What does that tell you. The ugly green monster lives in all of us.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:36:30 GMT reply
He might be nice but he is an awful soccer player. He stabs on defense. IHe doesn't run to space. No composure. Its sad he got to play with our national team. The US has too much talent to be playing these Middle aged I put in my time has beens. I feel better now.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:25:25 GMT reply

who ever said Kyle has shitty hair is really talking about them selves because he has awesome hair

          kyles #1 fan

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 May 2009 22:11:30 GMT reply
uh, your crazy because his hair is one of his many great features!
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