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Two words- Extreme underachiever. I've been in this guy's gym and have witnessed his "training" firsthand. Same nonsensical and ineffective approach no matter who he's going to be up against. He flies in this really bizarre, so-called Muay Thai grand master from Thailand. They get in the cage. Chris throws a flurry of straight lefts and rights while making this creepy, high-pitched machine gun sound, then throws two kicks while only making the creepy sound one time per each kick. Doesn't matter who he's going to be fighting. Inexperienced noob Louis Smolka? Creepy machine gun. Epic champion Demetrious Johnson? Yep, you guessed it, the creepy machine gun. Chris is a very lazy "fighter" with a very lazy work ethic. He is not innovative or creative, and will soon enough be cut from the UFC because he refuses to put in the hard work that would come from re-thinking and re-inventing himself. And to top it all off, his wife is a Martian-headed moron who doesn't work and who makes low-level peons constantly order out food for her from a nearby restaurant. Next time you watch a Chris Cariaso fight, listen for the sound of the Taiwanese grand master periodically yelling, "Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!" And then watch Chris' non-responsiveness. He's a bum.