James Buescher Sucks Forum

OK OK give me a break about the fifth grader. Astronomy was not my best subject. By the way, can you name all the planets in order? And also is Pluto still classified as a panet? Hey, my Vols are now 5-5 in a season which wasn’t expected to be that good, so I’m happy. Yesturday they got killed by a bad team. I still am not sure what happened. The Steelers are still looking pretty good. It is looking like a field goal race today, as the score is 9-9 as we speak. Also, it looks like the Jets are loosing 21-13. I think we will be on the same page when the Cowboys go to Green Bay at 4:00 right? Now – You have to explain the stolen Polomalu sticker from the bathroom. Only in NY. I hope you have no2 straightened out by now. Hope you don’t let him push you around too much. Knowing you, I’m sure you don’t. Glad you’re keeping your chin up, and keep it going with the TN accent. Y’all will like that. Haha. The 5 Guys thing is starting to be a gathering point for several of us. I have been back again this week, and it seems that every time we go, we run into other people, chew the fat and a couple of hrs later we finally get out. And if I get close enough to NY, I will buy you the best burger you ever ate. Well - - - - - Onions and ketchup is it? Hmmm…… OK NY, the football games are getting good and the race is getting ready to start, so keep those guys in line. Remember, (1) all of us guys are a bunch of butts, (2) and there are millions of guys out there, (3) and you are the winner. Catch you later.

Hey NY, how’s life treating you? Good I hope. Here it is Sunday again and waiting for the race to start. Good truck race Friday night. Hornaday brought home the trophy. It got a little rough there at the end with our boy Buescher knocking the wall down. In Nationwide, it looks like Carl is going to keep the tropht away from Busch for another week. That was a crazy race wasn’t it. What did you think about Hamlin and Keselowski going at it again? I think Hamlin started it by bumping Keselowski, then he bumped Denny back. That should have been the end of it, but he hit Denny again and wrecked him. Anyway, it will be exciting next week. I missed the part where Matt had the baby at the track last week. Did they do an interview with them or just get a camera shot of them with the baby? Have you noticed how good Buescher is doing in the no1 car? I think he will do better in a stock car than the trucks. Is he supposed to drive the car next year, or have you heard anything like that? I can’t remember if I have heard anything or not. Yeah, you are so right about Kyle. Did anyone ever interview him after last weeks race after he ran out of fuel? Funny the way he left the track yesterday with his bottom lip dragging the ground. The boy has got a lot of growing up to do.

Hey NY, Ooops - I got that last one wrong. I remembered seeing the Packers ahead sometime Sunday, but they lost. Sorry

You have to hate it for Aaron Rodgers. He had the ball centered to him last week, and as soon as he got it, he had a face full of defense. And you are right, they had a great comeback. I was really pulling for the Packers. There were some good games though. Oh hell, what about them Yankees? Did they kick ass or what? I bet NY was rockin’. I know it was here!!!!! It worked out great taking the series back to NY for game six. Thanks for clearing up the gay thing. We TN guys are sensitive about stuff like that. Haha. Glad you know that I’m very straight, but I have never heard that expression used like that before. It has to be a NY thing. Gay…. Who would have ever thought it could be used like that? Haha. Sorry things with no.2 have gone whacky. Maybe he will come back to the farm, so to speak. It is funny that you guys go through all things you do and still hook back up from time to time. But to be honest, when a girl made me jealous, it was always time to move on, but maybe he is not like me. Haha. But really, I’m surprised he hasn’t already snatched you up. Especially since you are a cool nascar / football fan who looks like Catherine Zetta, and has no tattoos. You know, it must be the accent. Are you still talking Tennesseean? Haha. Better go NY. My Vols are kicking some ass tonight. 45-7 at half time. Remember – I’m always pulling for you.  OH - I almost forgot. Guess who ate at 5 Guys today.

Hey NY, after reading your last post, cool about the sweet-n-low.  I used to have this girlfriend who collected matches, (match packets with advertisements on them – like a business or something).  It always impressed me. Anyway, what about the Texas races? I assume you watched the truck race last night, and I know you watched the nationwide race today. I think it is safe to say, you know who will win the championship. He is like two to three hundred points ahead of Carl. Buescher did good huh? What was he 11^th? Also, have you heard anything about if they supposed to drive the new Mustang some this season? A good friend told me he heard they were supposed to, but I haven’t heard anything. Here is a note for you, I got home Thursday night and had to go through my E-mails. After which, I came over here to see if you had been on. After reading about Carl being on the fifth grader show, I was choking down a bologna sandwich and flipping through the channels, and here was that show. I checked it out, and here was the host. It was funny, I’m like, we are not that much alike. He parts his hair on the side, mine in the middle, he has glasses and I have about twenty lbs on him, blah blah blah, so I hope you don’t think we’re like twins. Haha. Really, I thought the questions were pretty good, but they had one I blew about the planets, because I could not remember what order the were in. Does that mean that I’m not smarter than a fifth grader? I bet you would do good on that show.

So football. Oh boy what a game Sunday. You know I was cheering on the Packers all day! Especially since Rodgers was sacked like 5 times in the first 5 minutes! I wanted Favre to do good but wanted the Packers to pull out the victory. Too bad they didn't but they had a kickass comeback! I think that was the only game I watched because of the race. You know I'm watching the World Series! Even though I fell asleep at like 10 last night during the game hah AJ looked terrible! But I think they're gonna do it still. As for GAY hahahahahaahah oh man TN that was a hoot! You're too funny haha this must be NY slang but I meant gay as in wow that's so unfair that no 2 was going to the Yankee game. Extreme Straight eh? Hahah I'd definitely tune it to watch that show!! And that's so funny you picture me with tatooes haha I'm pretty much the last person who'd ever do that - just like you I've never really been into the whole thing. As for no 2 I'm not sure what's gonna happen now. We got into an even bigger fight this weekend and he's been saying such mean things to me blah blah blah but I did make him jealous with my Halloween story so I think his feelings for me are still there. Time will tell. Anyways, how was your Halloween? Do anything fun? Did your son dress up? Me, my roomie, and 2 other friends dressed up and went downtown to a dance club. I had so much fun for a change. Met a guy hahah wow I'm terrible. But we just danced the whole night together and such. Spent the night with him which explains why I'm so freakin tired still hah. Turns out he actually goes to Syracuse and was here visiting a friend which sucks but oh well. Anyways hope you're having a better day than I am, not feeling too good at all. I'll let you go and I'm gonna get my ass to class #2 of the day have a good one!! =)

Haha, I’m not sure if it were Big Ben, or the tipped Brett Farve ball that saved me a trip up north. I hate drive all the way there just to kick a girls ass. Haha. No, no way would I ever do anything like that. Either way, a win is a win. Haha, Really, the Vikings look like solid team. It was an exciting game. The Ref – Man, there are a lot of them hitting the ground this year huh? Who are you pulling for Sunday, Farve or the Packers?  Are you taking in the World Series? The mighty Yanks took a beating on Wednesday but turned it around on Thursday. I hope Saturday will be good. No buddies or anyone I know is going to the game. Wish I were. Also, sorry you are not. Really sorry to hear about number 2. I hope you get things worked out. None of my business, but when you guys make up, you should tell him that he should never leave you crying. Tough deal about the break-up story. Also, I’m sorry, but I didn’t understand – “GAY” – Are you asking me if I am? If so, NO,  I’m the straightest guy you will ever meet. Very straight. In fact, if I were on the sports channel, they would name the show Extreme Straight.  Haha. Just ask anyone in the south. This is so funny, I have always pictured you with a couple of tattoos and maybe a wild piercing or two. I guess great minds think alike. I just have never been fascinated with ink in my skin and have never been a fad keeper – but always a self thinker, if that makes any sense. OK NY, I would love to chew the fat with you more but the lack of sleep has me fading fast, so I’m giving up. Catch you later.     PS Chin up

Hello Stephanie, haha, beautiful name, and fitting too. Lucky guess on my part. What did I bring you back from the travels? Hmmm. Didn’t you get it? I mailed it to you. Haha. Though I’m not much on souvieners, I did once reach under the bars and pick up a gravel from the edge of the White House lawn. Haha. Still got it too. Yes I defiantly did see Keselowski’s meeting with Carl. Naturally, I thought of you and which way you were going on that. I’m not a big fan of either, but first, Brad needs to settle down a little, and second he should respect that Carl is running for a championship AND against you know who. I think we are the only two people in the world who like Steven Wallace. Yeah, something must have happened for Matt the take him out. Maybe he was looking in the mirror or something. Update: evidently, Lance M is going to stay with Junior next year according to nascar.com.  Funny how the newspaper article was building up the swap for next year. Sorry, but I missed the whole truck race. I went somewhere or done something, but I can’t remember. Congrats to Colin Braun for sitting on the pole in Talladega. I think he is one of your guys, right? Talladega is one bad ass race, especially for the trucks. If there are a lot of lead changes, it will be a great cup race also.

Looks like Big Ben saved you a trip up north this weekend haha. Man what a game. I was actually out to lunch with my brother who came up here for a bit (it was family weekend haha) and they had the game on in the resturant. I missed the middle of the 2nd quarter-the begginning of the 3rd but saw the rest. How about that ref getting taken out hahah. But I wasn't laughing after the Vikings blew their chance of atleast tying it up 20-20 and sending it into overtime. That was tough but oh well good for you guys. Funny thing is no 2 came over for 4 o'clock games and wouldn't let me live it down that his Steelers beat Favre. As for the Yanks yeah I actually did see that game you were talking about. After they came back that late with like 6 runs I thought they had it for sure. Oh well the more important thing is they made it to the world series! You're welcome by the way =) Funny you should ask if I know anyone going. It sooooo could have been me! No 2 is going and is taking his roommate here because we're having a pretty big fight right now that started Sunday when he was over. Long story short there's this thing on his wall with his girlfriend's name on it that my roommate made way back and he thought we were making fun of him with it. He left I went over to talk to him sat outside his door (crying at times) for an hour waiting then gave up. He still has yet to talk to me since. But anyways he's going to the second game. GAY. How about you? Any of your buddies goin? Haha same for me I don't have any piercings or tatooes either but I must say I'm surprised I've always pictured you with a tatoo for some reason hahah.

OK, help me out. No.3 is the guy with the wardrobe, right? What happened, if you don’t mind telling me. Sounds like something piffed you off. And so no.1 is definitely on the road out of town huh? As for no2, haha, he really is in a tough spot. I’ve been in that spot myself before and it is a lot harder on  him than you think. Apparently, he had no reason to leave her, and she treats him good, but then he met you who he likes even better. One hell of a hard spot. Really, it is tough on all three of you guys. Glad I’m not in his shoes right now. Haha. Remember, I’m pulling for you. As for TN, you better believe the state is in line here. I haven’t played laser tag since the time I told you about. Hope to get back to JC and get back into that. Funny you should ask about the son. As of now he is in bed with a fever. Hope it is not the flu. If so, I know what is coming. That is something to remember when you start having kids – what THEY have……..YOU usually get. Haha, but not every time. With the economy, work is a little slow, except when I have to travel, then it gets really busy. By the way where are you now, in PA or NY? I think you live and school in PA, right? I was on the phone with a guy this week in PA who said job losses have been bad there. OK NY, I’m cutting out and watching to see if Newman hangs on to the pole position.

Have you heard about Dale Junior? Our newspaper had an article about how Rick H was considering swapping crew chiefs with Johnson and Junior would have Knauss (spelling), and that Chad would enjoy the challenge, and that the ticket sales are down because Junior is not winning. What do you think? Looks like Kyle is going to give the trucks a break since he will be racing in Memphis this weekend. Wasn’t Skinner fastest in practice and Hornaday about 10^th or 12^th?  Steelers/Vikings – You are going to cheer them on equally? Come on my NY friend. You remember last year, you pushed the Steelers to the Superbowl championship. You can’t let me down this year. If the Vikings beat the Steelers this weekend, I will come north and kick your ass. So please, I don’t want to drive up there just to hand out an ass kicking. OOOhh, that is a good system you guys have for watching  the Yankees and the race. Did you see the game last night? I gave up on them about half the game and they came back and almost won. Well, they need to win in NY anyhow. Do you have any family or friends going to the game or the series? Haha. Happy B-Day to your friend, and hope her nose is feeling fine. No nose rings or earrings here. Actually no tattoos either. Just smooth slightly tanned flesh. Am I not fitting in or what? Haha. How’s the boob? Only the NY chick. Yep, you remembered, for you got my name right, but I still don’t agree with the lookalike. Maybe a little resemblance, but I’m not sure. Of course, you can’t get a straight answer out of my friends who tell me this stuff. Now, Let’s see for the other part, you said (it starts with S and the shortened form of it rhyms with your name).  I may have to try a few times, but, First guess, could it be Steph?

Hey NY, yeah, it is good to be home. The traveling takes its toll sometimes.  I got stuck in Hazard Ky. for a few days getting some things worked out, and also back to Charlotte for three days. Luckily, I was not there while the race was in town. Also, I vacated a couple days near Knoxville which is actually close to where the BTTF car was back in the spring. I did not go into Gatlinburg where all the tourists go, since I needed to get a break. Not sure if the car is still in that museum or not. It was fun though. I can’t remember if I told you or not, but they also had the motor cycle from the “Top Gun” movie as well as the Beverly Hillbillies truck, and others. Yeah, the racing gets aggravating watching Handrick win every week. That is why I have to ditto the other sucks sites where some guy was saying they were glad it is football season, and now they could have something to watch. I was hoping your Rousch boys would have something for them this year. You are so right about Gilliland. He must have gone brain dead at Charlotte when he ran into the turn like he did. Poor guy. I would like to see him keep his head on straight. He has been doing a lot of work for Gibbs lately and performing descently. Ha, I have seen the Price is Right show, did not know about Carl being on it though. Also, I did hear about the baby. What is it with the Rousch boys?  Haha. And it was a terrible day for Montoya at Charlotte. I felt sorry for him. He crossed Murphy’s Law.

You were also right, instead of watching the Yanks that night I was watching the race. Funny thing is that we were actually watching both. We had the Yankees on in our room and the race out in the common room so my roommate and I kept yelling updates at each other about what was going on hahah but I have been watching them play all week and last week and they've been kickin butt!! Can't wait to see them in the world series! Speaking of my roommate her piercing went good and yeah it hurt her but it's healed now and it's actually her birthday today! Yay for cupcakes and birthdays hahah. And no I don't have my nose pierced, not sure if I could pull that off but I do have my ears pierced of course haha how bout you any crazy piercings? School. School is pretty good no problems except for the love life which I'll come back to in a second. It's funny you should mention me hurting someone because it was me who got hurt today! Haha we were partnered up and doing like an attacking/defending exercise and I was with a guy (the only guy/girl pair hah) and I was the attacker and was kicking ass at it but then we switched and I was the defender and he went to punch (with all of his effort might I add) and as I blocked I semi-missed and he punched my wrist and my boob haha I have a pretty big bruise from that little encounter. Nicest kid though he felt so bad. Now before I get to my love life updates haha I totally remember who your look-a-like is!!!! Jeff Foxworthy!!! So is you're name Jeff?!?! If I'm right you definitely have made up for forgetting to tell me about your middle name hahah. Okay so it's only fair if you know my first name too but I have to make it a game for you too hah hmm the funny part is that it's the feminine form of no 2s actual name but let's see...okay it starts with S and the shortened form of it rhyms with your name. (I thought for 5 mins and that's as best as I can come up with hahh)