Udonis Haslem

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:15:42 GMT

wow! his bm/wife-to-be is beautiful.

Udonis Haslem

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:15:41 GMT

http://styleuncut.com/?p=958 his girlfriend/baby momma

Udonis Haslem

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:11:57 GMT

To say he is married why is he disrespecting the bitch by hittin on other females

Udonis Haslem

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:19:34 GMT

YEAH HE FINE!!!!

Udonis Haslem

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:21:36 GMT

Cancerian July

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Udonis Haslem

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:11:13 GMT

what made you post that? which one are you? -LaShea

Udonis Haslem

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:17:05 GMT

Gemini and Cancer:

This is a very popular pairing. These two meet and feel destiny from their very first conversation. An intense physical attraction could lead to a sexual relationship or perhaps a marriage. The key to making this work is both must to be willing to forgive and forget. One major problem here is Gemini’s need for space and variety at all times. Gemini is an Air sign. Gemini is also a mutable sign, which means they can multitask task whereas Cancer focuses on one person, place or situation at a time. Cancer may mistake Gemini’s need for outside stimulation as a sign of sexual rejection and Gemini will get irritated by Cancer’s emotional showdown and become agitated quickly. Gemini may flee and will pursue outside interests while Cancer will withdraw and become paranoid. On the flipside, Gemini can banish Cancer blues while Cancer can provide warmth and security to Gemini. Either way, this attraction is if anything, a very good learning experience for Cancer and an emotional experience for Gemini. That’s fine and well but down the line, problems can and will arise. One day, one of you could go to the store and never return. Don’t be surprised, Gemini!

http://www.sexualastrology.com/sexual_compatibility_gemini_cancer.html

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Udonis Haslem

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:42:47 GMT

Geminis really work my nerves but u gotta luv em, lol.........Happy B-Day!!!! ;)))))

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Udonis Haslem

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:52:30 GMT

Girl fall the f#ck back! I know DAMN well you aint read nothing over here to make you go off like that! Sit yo wack ass down! And get the f#ck off her nuts! You dumb bitc#!!
Im OUT this muf#cka! - LaShea

Udonis Haslem

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:52:14 GMT

RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! NERD!!!! Who is checkin' for haslam? No ONe! calm down! LMAO

Ms.Bossy *** Im not spoiled just well taken care of!!

Udonis Haslem

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:40:03 GMT

shhhhh. nobody aint even on him like that..

&you say the name (MON-JAY) learn it cuz ya man already screamin it. <3

Udonis Haslem

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:17:08 GMT

LISTEN ALL YOU GROUPIES OR SHALL I SAY HOMEWRECKERS, UDONIS HAS A WIFE ALWAYS HAS ONE AND ALWAYS WILL, WHO IS FLY NICE AND SMART, I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU HOES THAT THINK YOU COULD EVEN WALK A DAY IN HER SHOES LET ALONE FILL THEM.....

Udonis Haslem

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:43:14 GMT

He sure does!

Udonis Haslem

Thu, 28 May 2009 08:26:11 GMT

too dark ha ha ha ha he like's dark ho3's too boo

Udonis Haslem

Tue, 26 May 2009 22:30:56 GMT

Chile u might be right..........he would never claim that.......imma jus have to keep my eyes and ears open for some more tea and anymore of these specimans reppin team Miami in the worst ways.

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Udonis Haslem

Mon, 25 May 2009 14:17:24 GMT

sorry... to dark for him... lol

Udonis Haslem

Mon, 25 May 2009 01:18:57 GMT

oh wow....

&you say the name (MON-JAY) learn it cuz ya man already screamin it. <3

Udonis Haslem

Sun, 24 May 2009 22:22:54 GMT

Ewwwww...... That's just foul! And Miami, the sun has come out again! That on and off again raining had my hair poofed!

Ms.Bossy *** Im not spoiled just well taken care of!!

Udonis Haslem

Sun, 24 May 2009 20:33:59 GMT

Couldnt see it couldnt see it....What is it??????????

Udonis Haslem

Sun, 24 May 2009 05:13:26 GMT

Browsing the internet and found a artifact from the Miami Heat in the hands of a gender unknown speciman a.k.a. tranny....can someone identify the artifact in this pictures origin and y is this the gender unknowns main prop.

.....http://www.blackplanet.com/photos/your_page/view.html?pid=11334445&gtid=3&profile_id=52182414&profile_name=babyphat3zz&user_id=52182414&username=babyphat3zz&slider_total=28&slider_page=3

http://www.blackplanet.com/photos/your_page/view.html?pid=11334611&gtid=3&profile_id=52182414&profile_name=babyphat3zz&user_id=52182414&username=babyphat3zz&slider_total=28&slider_page=1

This is a serious question.

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Udonis Haslem

Sat, 23 May 2009 20:28:41 GMT

Some of the biggest names in hip-hop and R&B are in town to help celebrate Urban Beach Week. Be on the lookout for Diddy, Flo Rida, Fat Joe, Cash Money, Jermaine Dupri, Fabolous, Busta Rhymes, Nelly, Snoop Dog, Plies, Ace Hood, Trina, T-Pain, Trick Daddy, Jadakiss and Nas. And they’ll be joined in VIP by their celeb friends Bill Bellamy, Mario Chalmers, Udonis Haslem, Michael Beasley, Allen Iverson, Dwyane Wade, Jamie Foxx and Miami’s newest residents, the Kardashian sisters.

Ms.Bossy *** Im not spoiled just well taken care of!!

Udonis Haslem

Wed, 13 May 2009 15:48:54 GMT

Wait, the little boy was born in Jan 07, like the 6th I believe. I remember reading it in the paper, cause haslam didn't play for a week. It was the same year Arenas, Melo, Wade and LeBron had boys too! He just turned 2 in Jan. I do believe he has awhile before he'll be 3.

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Udonis Haslem

Wed, 13 May 2009 14:30:30 GMT

Those are old pics...his little boy is almost 3 now and that pic with him his bm was taken in 2007 at one of Alonzo's parties.

Udonis Haslem

Wed, 13 May 2009 02:28:26 GMT

The pic was just floating around on the net. google him

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Udonis Haslem

Wed, 13 May 2009 00:31:35 GMT

http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=610250958#/photo.php?pid=1325077&id=610250958