Jonas Valanciunas Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 24 Mar 2017 02:07:33 GMT reply
Trade him in the off season with his itty bitty ballers. Poetl's the man!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 Mar 2017 13:59:51 GMT reply
Jv has the muscle tone of a 12 year old girl.
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 12 Mar 2017 19:29:44 GMT reply
Woo woo
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Mar 2017 17:04:54 GMT reply
Whoever decided to sign the clumsy piece of shit to a 4 year deal should be fired. my grandma has stronger hands.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Mar 2017 12:59:15 GMT reply
this is obviously satire.
Reply-to:hes sexy no one can tell you different this man is a god no one can stop him

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 Mar 2017 12:58:15 GMT reply
Big V is slow. I suspect his drinking problem affects his game. He is slow, not athletic and big D-league player. Sen him to D league if you want to keep him, but I suspect Raptors want value in trade and its fading fast. Develop your other centres. Give the BIG V what he needs to recoup his game. Waivers. A fast send off. A kiss goodbye. He still plays like a rookie and doesnt fit in. Is he a couch potato. This guy is frigging slow. SLOW. Give Noggy and others the start. Or someone put this slow uninspired player in the pool and on the treadmill and do drug testing and alcohol testing him. He stes up under the net on offence and is useless. I am sure his heart isn't in it and the rest of the team is suffering. D2 is ready to be the next KOBE. Give him a real centre and this team can win everything. The last cog.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 16:01:07 GMT reply
The Raptors cannot possibly win with him. Cousins plus the necessary army of therapists would be better.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 02 Feb 2017 04:11:50 GMT reply
Valunuseless is pathetic.  When he is in the game, raptors were mostly negative.  A big liability in defence.  Timid to shoot when facing the basket.  We have seen the ceiling from this guy.  Trade him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 31 Jan 2017 04:22:28 GMT reply
This guy flat out sucks. He sounds like a f****** crow whenever he tries to put up a shot and it gets stripped out of his weak arms. Zero back to the basket game, all defensive rebounds and a straight up liability. LOL
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 31 Jan 2017 00:23:09 GMT reply
Rebound stats look good but they are all defensive, while he is doing defensive basket hanging. Dick all offensive rebounds. Dick all key points and a liability at the end of the game. Sucks at 15 feet and in, non-existent beyond 15 feet. That Serb who plays for the Magic is heaps better. Time to send him on his way.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 09 Jan 2017 16:26:13 GMT reply
This dinosaur always folds when it matters most. Bring back Biyombo. We need a WALL to block those shots and GET THAT GARBAGE OUT OF HERE !!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 06 Dec 2016 11:16:58 GMT reply
He also cannot raise his game when it matters
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 06 Dec 2016 11:01:26 GMT reply
Awful, plays well against weak teams, appalling against the good ones. Can't shoot, can't pass can't dribble except from the corner of his mouth, can't run, can't jump. Needs a one way ticket to 905. Siskin and Bebe are better ball handlers and much more athletic. Was he on drugs last night?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Jun 2016 20:03:07 GMT reply
and me @josh.seo
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Jun 2016 20:02:56 GMT reply
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Jun 2016 20:02:24 GMT reply
hes sexy no one can tell you different this man is a god no one can stop him
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 18 May 2016 13:53:59 GMT reply
Now he has no ankle.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 03:55:13 GMT reply
This guy is retard. He is the most uncoordinated human being to ever set foot on earth. He can't even put the ball in the basket above his head. How on earth is this loser playing in NBA??? Get rid of him Casey. His ugly beard blinds him.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 11 Nov 2015 22:27:32 GMT reply
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 11 Nov 2015 22:27:19 GMT reply
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 Apr 2015 11:38:40 GMT reply
Ety Ballas aka Esther Ballas aka Esther serruya has been scamming a lot of people in the montreal Jewish communityShe goes to any funeral and gets close to the family members even by having sex with them she is a wh oreShe tells them she can talk to the dead and scams money from themShe had a baby in France and left her child there and came to Canada to scam more people
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 02:18:42 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Sep 2014 14:27:34 GMT reply
The guys a pussy, Demarcus should've fu*ked him up
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 12 Sep 2014 14:26:12 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 Nov 2013 04:08:56 GMT reply
I hate this bastard with a passion, F Jonas valanunigicils, however you spell that faggots name.
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