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Wusz Up From Greg Hardy Ya all Knows Dhet I Luvs to Git Duh Azz . Ahh Ite . Beotches be git -tin Paid fo dey Laid so what Duh Big Deal Man . Dat Why I getz all dis Mun- A fo . To Pay fo duh Bits-Says Ass . Dah bits Take it good Doh . I git Uhm Good in Deh Brown eye. Doh dumbtimes it turns to a Black Eye afta I hit it Hahd . Playa - Playa So What Duh Big Fut-tin Deal ! If Dey Don Giv it Up I beat Dey Azz GoodN takes it all fo Ah Day ifs I wants ta. - Nuh Doh Duh Bits Jes Want Duh Mun -A anyways. So I Takes sit and I pays . WhAA Duh Big Fut -Tin Deal man. You Mad Bro .I Stoles Duh SeaHawks Dunder Derr Man ! I Got Dat Azz N I Beats Dat Ass N I Getz Away Wit it Ova and Ova Again. Naw Uns Gun na Stop me Eat Ta .Hell Dem Cowboys Even pays me fo Dis Sh -It.DeN Dey Defens Me good. Hell Dey evens offas me a Dall-ass cheerleadin HO to gets Sit on wit N Deen Beats Duh Fuks Outs Ofs ! I like Dats Man ! Doos A Brutta fo wheel here. You All Cum N see; it great in Dall-Ass Man . I gets Sit All ! I Duhs Whateva I Wants. I own Dem Cowboys !I Shows Up Wheneva N I does Whateva N Dees Dumb Bitches Pays Duh millions Fo Dat Shit ! D-own Trys N keep a Brutta down Or I knock you duh Fuk out to Playa Playa ! Back Duh Fuk Off Caus I'm In Duh Muutta FuKin House Man ! N I ownsit All Mans !
Listen, Matt Assiata AKA te Assman is the biggest f*cking waste of a human i have ever seen. He calls himself the "power back" yet this bitchass finds himself on his back after every freaking play. Now you're probably wondering, "why is he on his back if he's so powerful?" We'll thats the f*ckin joke. Big piece of shit Matthew is all air, no muscle. The man uses the puddly rubber weights when he hits the gum. You know, the big ones that look like a lot of weight from afar but they're actually only f*cking paperweights. So then Head coach Mike Zimmer waddles his sorry ass into the weight room and is like DAMN MATT U SO STRONG U GET GOSL LINE CARRY U MY POWER BACK. meanwhile the entire f*ckin state of Minnesota looks on as this jackass running back embarrassed himself every f*ckin Sunday. You could go to curves and find some GILFs who are bigger, better, faster, stronger than Matt's pussy ass. But, Zimmer will continue to deploy the Assman for he has a ASSiata fetish. if u see this Matt, suck it