Albert Haynesworth

can't get out of the getto! why do u all have babies

Reply-to: Let me start by saying Al's comments about black women was just said for the sake of discrediting the waitress and for "shock value" because he has been pursuing my best friend  Alexis every since he came to Washington. Now, I will admit she is a rare beauty (waist length black hair, gray eyes, dimples and a figure that gives Pamela Anderson a run for her money), so maybe it didn't matter to him but nevertheless, she is a woman of color. As for all the women, my bff does not care because she has other high-profile athletes and rappers pursuing her. He has proposed to her (and I have the photos of the 10 carat ring to prove it) but she turned him down, which made his courtship of her even more intense especially since he is now with the Patriots. As for the "gf" Cassie, I hate to inform her but she is just a "jump-off" because not only is Al  pushing for marriage with my bff, he has also expressed his desire to have a child with her. These women need to follow my bff's lead and not seek worth through a man. He may sleep with these other women but it's clear that he loves the wealth and social status that he would gain by marrying my bff.

Reply-to: if this is true contact me, smhaynesworth@aol.com

Reply-to:I know him and his gf Cassie who thinks shes better than every1 but shes ft.lauderdale trash! I work for a company that holds events that theyve been going to in FL for the past year and a half. Everyone at my company and members know that he made Cassie get an abortion. People hate them and are fake to their face because they dont wanna bother with them. Ive personally seen him with another grl this year and it wasnt Cassie, he was all over her. Cassie is not his only gf and he DOES pay for everything wether hes with them or not. ITS hilarious cz everyone except Cassie know that hes broke and cant even pay anyy of his bills but pretends to have money and live a lavish lifestyle. When she finds out he

I see that he is going through a lot. we have a baby and he knows it but I have the papers he sent to me and the blood test. I wanted to talk to him before i went to the media but every time i try i must contact his attorney so it looks like someone else will know before he does.  But i dont know how why he says he doesn't date black women because I am considered black but I look like im mixed.  he didn't tell me that he was married and our daughter is the same age as his daughter with his wife.  its time for him to take care of our daughter no matter if i don't need it.

Reply-to: girl w 'secret child'

If this is legit contact me, smhaynesworth@aol.com

 

Reply-to:Fat guys usually have small dicks duhh.. lol

I dated him and we have a secret child.  He knew I was pregnant but he had his own thing going on.  I want to contact him but I dont want to get the media involved but his daughter has the right to know him.

what a waste of F$%#& oxygen.......All that money for nothin how pathetic!!!!

he got a girl pregnant in ft . lauderdale florida

Here is what I have to say:  YOU, Mr. Haynesworth, are ruining professional football.

When I look at you, I see someone who is absolutely everything that is wrong with professional sports and who corrupts everyone's beliefs that pro athletes are prima donnas who are only in it for every dime that is not nailed down.

You had an incident on October 1, 2006 where you maliciously ripped the helmet off of an opponent and stomped his face.  Twice.  After you missed the first time.

Forget that it was a game and that it was the heat of the moment.  You premeditated assault on another human being who was lying defenseless on the ground.  It is one thing to strike someone who is standing in your face talking smack.  That day, you showed the world how awful of a person you were.

Oh, and then you were ejected from the game, not for driving your cleats into the front of another person's skull, but for throwing your helmet and screaming, "That's bullsh*t!"  So, you did not agree with the call?  A helmet-less person obviously deserves to be kicked.  It's like there being a wall in a back alley, of course if it's there, you're supposed to spray paint it.

You asked people to forgive you.  To leave it behind.  You even mentioned your son in your apology, saying that you would one day have to explain what prompted you to act this way when your child asks.

Maybe you really were sorry.  We will give you another chance.

After coming back from this event and having outstanding performances during the rest of your tenure in Tennessee, you publicly declared you were looking for a contract of about $100 million.

You know, most players would just simply say, "No comment," when it comes to the contract they are looking for in free agency, especially if it is one as drastic as you were looking for.

So you went to the one place that they would give a man like you that kind of money:  Washington.  Dan Snyder is always willing to pay top dollar to whoever he thinks can bring a Lombardi trophy to his club.  Yes, I know you said Tampa offered you more money, but it was the guaranteed money and the media outlets that brought you to Washington.

So Jim Zorn is out as head coach now and you get the privilege to play under Mike Shanahan, a future Hall of Fame coach.  What is more, he is changing the defense, something you advocated for in December when you said you could not "survive another season in this system if it stays the way it is." How can life get any better?

Well, apparently for you, it can.  You are upset that the team is switching to a 3-4 defense whereby you would be moved to nose tackle.  You said that you did not feel like you should be absorbing multiple blockers.

Let me remind you of something:  You signed a $100 million contract for seven years.  $41 million of it is guaranteed.  Dr. Evil would be salivating at this.  You should not only be willing to play nose tackle, but you should also be a groundskeeper for the stadium and the head vendor.  The fact that you are receiving this much money and are throwing a tantrum about getting what you asked for is an insult to every football fan out there.

Why is it an insult?

Here is a list of things I am NOT willing to do for $100 million dollars.

1.  Impale myself on Poseidon's pitchfork.

2.  Headbutt a windshield repeatedly until the apocalypse.

3.  Place the barrel of an M-16 against my chest and squeeze the trigger until the magazine runs out.

4.  Very few other things.

I did not have the opportunity that you have.  I got very little scouting coming out of high school due to my small size.  Instead, I worked to pay for my college education, something that is still not completed.  You, however, went to a big time college in the SEC, got drafted in the first round of the NFL Draft, then signed a nine figure deal when the opportunity surfaced.

If you really want to bark at the notion of playing nose tackle, I offer you the opportunity to switch jobs with me.  Go ahead and work 90 hours a week during the month of May.  I will GLADLY throw on shoulder pads, put on as much weight as I can in the meantime, and absorb two blockers for the rest of your contract.  Let's see how much you like bringing home about a grand a week for your 90 hour endeavors.

Tell your new coach I greatly admire him for not putting up with your crap and shopping you around.  It takes a big set of brass ones to decide that one player who is getting as much money as you are getting is not deserving it and looking to trade you, especially if he has only been head coach for a few months.

So do the rest of the country a favor.  Think before you say anything or act.  Because you have no idea of how petty it makes you sound.

Did you hear he hurt his ankle

I grew up near this fool,his mother used to say(You is the dumbest damn fool i ever did see).That dumb gorrilla went snipe huntin maybe 40 times now that tells ya somethin.Lazy fat and Stupid thats all he is .He got probably 4 kids in this neighborhood alone.They all fat an stupid just like they daddy..

Total piece of shit will end up in prison in a few years and his 17 kids will terrorize the world.You stinking ho's who breed with him are nasty pigs.