Olindo Mare

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I hate Kelly Ripa but I think she may be the hottest woman on the planet.  She is such an arrogant bitch, she sucks on the Regis show and on that horrible sitcom with Faith Ford but I can't stop lusting after her.  Why can't there be a KellyRipa-Nonomous for people like me who can't help to be obsessed with an stupid annoying woman like her. 

By the way Orlindo Mare KICKS ASS and I don't care if his feet or Kelly Ripa's feet smell like a pile of manure on a hot summer afternoon. 

IT's ON BUDDY.  After Saturday Night's game against the Broncos I snuck out the unwashed socks of nine Seahawks players including Mare, Hasselbeck, Forsett and head coach Mora! 

And I guarantee that Mare's socks will stink feet and shoulders above the rest.  Those socks should be used as torture devices in Guatanomo Bay.

Since you live in Everett we should have the "Smell Off" at Everett Mall.  We can invite Hawks fans to smell the sock of their favorite player for a charity donation.

How about this weekend?

Okay Mr. Qwest Field locker room foot smeller. I will take your challenge ANYTIME (weekends and evenings) ANYWHERE (Everett would be preferrable) ANYPLACE (make it a public place because you come across as "Gary Glitter Like Creepy") (no offense)  I will bet that Orlindo Mare socks/shoes are not the worst smelling footwear on the Seahawks roster. 

BRING IT ON AND GO SEAHAWKS

I never understood why Al Bundy never wanted to have sex with Peg/  I mean look at her she is one hot mamma jamma if you know what I mean.  With a body like that I would be hitting that every night.  I think Al was more attracted to Steve if you know what I mean. 

Back to Olindo Mare, I have never had the "pleasure" to smell his feet, and I hope I never do, but I would bet that his feet do not smell.  This is just one man's opinion who is spending his Friday Night dreaming about Peg Bundy. 

All you guys are a bunch of idiots who have athlete's foot in the mouth disease.  So what if Olindo Mare's feet stink!  If he kicks a game winning field goal for the 'Hawks in the Super Bowl, I will personally give him a pedicure with my tongue.

By the way I believe you meant to say Al Bundy, not Ted Bundy.  One is a fictional charachater from the tv show MARRIED WITH CHILDREN and the other is a serial killer from the 1970's.

Are you callin me a liar, I said are you calling me a liar.  Answer me!  So you work in shoe store?  I didn't know I was talking to Ted Bundy.  OWNED

If you want to put money on this, I will grab socks from every Seahawk player and we can have a blind stink test.  I will garandamntee that Mare will have the most putrid smelling feet that will make those fat old ladies feet smell like a fresh baked loaf of footbread.

I think the stink is caused by Mare's diet. 

YOU ARE A LIAR, MR ANONYMOUS.  I work in a shoe store and I will swear on an NFL rule book that his feet do not smell.  I sold a pair of shoes to Mr. Mare and his lovely family last year and his feet (and his kids feet ) were stinkless.  I wish the fat ladies that come into my store would take care of their feet like Orlindo does.

If you were a real fan of the Seahawks you would keep this quiet because Orlindo should not be thinking about his foot odor when he is lining up to make a game winning kick.

I work at Qwest and he has the worst foot odor of all the players (Now that Darrell Jackson is gone).  The kick returners better wear gloves otherwise they may get a yeast infection.