Jake Gardiner's Fan Forum

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 19:00:19 GMT reply
Did anyone get a look at the manager of the TML/ Marlies? he looks like he just avoided a hall monitor and snuck out for a quick smoke and selfie between classes. A man impersonating a 13 year old. This is the Shanaplan? another Gord Stelick!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Jun 2018 03:12:27 GMT reply
the marlies have a better defense corp than the leafs, with or without the goofinator. even without him they are sub-par. with him, they are easily the worst in the league, and miles from decency and respectability. he's a dufus, plain and simple. did anyone watch the Marlies win tonight with Holl and Dermott and that whole D corp. each one far better than the ICE Capades Clown Show that is Jake THE FAKE Gardinator.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Jun 2018 14:16:09 GMT reply
Jake Gardiner plays with an upper body problem. NO BRAINS!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:26:57 GMT reply
AREA 51 is a dunce (no exclamation mark because it's not surprising anymore).
The Goofinator is an imbecile(again, he has no redeeming qualities that can actually minimize his obvious retardation). he's the donald trump of hockey- considers himself great when everyone else thinks he's a dufus.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:05:04 GMT reply
there's that white tape again....
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:04:05 GMT reply
now the rolling video of goofinator on the bench sitting beside morgan reilly. talk about a blank look on his face- dahhhhh. It's like he just realized he left a chicken in the oven- last Sunday, before he left on a two week road trip. he's trying to compute just how burnt the chicken is, how much heat there is in the kitchen now, and if the condo building has burnt down as a result of his stupidity, and lives have been lost and families destroyed. he would never tell anyone that he is concerned because he could look even more stupid than he usually does. A class act that Area 51....
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Jun 2018 02:48:50 GMT reply
and I also like this photo of jake and his brother pretending to be smart. those ears are killer. those lips and broad forehead- definitely indicate high IQ. and that dirt covering his shirt-that's a disguise okay.....
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Jun 2018 02:45:17 GMT reply
area 51,a mystery. he really concentrates on the tape on his stick. wow- that's deep!he's so dedicated and intense. Notice that his eyes open right up like he's discovered plutonium or a black hole or something. wow, that's intense. OR, super dumb-ass retarded. I'm leaning towards stupidity and mental limitations. Just saying....
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Jun 2018 20:16:27 GMT reply
wwjd (what would jake do?). apparently the answer is always one of the following: "run like hell" , because he can't skate worth a crap. "skate like hell", if you can. "take cover", if you're under attack. Or "find somewhere to hide". And his last option is always "avoid contact with anyone except your mother", especially on the ice.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Jun 2018 16:31:06 GMT reply
All the talk is the Leafs trying to acquire a defence man. I think all the talk should be about how to get rid of a defence man, you all know who I'm talkin about , that's right Dipshit 51. Now that's something to talk about. Send that useless goof packin back to the US.with our luck we will see him on Border Security ,being denied entry to the US for being such a shitty hockey player.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 07 Jun 2018 05:13:51 GMT reply
does the word "cowardly" describe a hockey player you might know? fun fact- YES! Go figure....
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 06 Jun 2018 16:24:59 GMT reply
You would think that if dipshit was such a elite defence man that even his national team would want him to play every chance he was available. I wonder why the U.S. didn't want him to play at the world championship.Do all the great hockey minds in the U.S. know something that we don't?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 06 Jun 2018 03:56:16 GMT reply
anyone that watches hockey knows that gardiner is a total idiot. he's an embarrassment to the U.S., so we're glad you're paying him. please keep his ass up there.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Jun 2018 18:17:19 GMT reply

Jake Gardiner, 100% useless. No hockey smarts at all.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Jun 2018 07:33:50 GMT reply

Jake Gardiner has the hockey sense of a loaf of bread.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Jun 2018 04:22:57 GMT reply
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 04 Jun 2018 01:04:19 GMT reply
He's a waste of 4 million dollars that could be spent much better elsewhere, say, box seats for kids with learning disabilities. Oh somehow jake would end up there too.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 04 Jun 2018 00:58:11 GMT reply
Maybe all us hears should start a go fund me account to hire a hit man to take care of this problem the leafs have called Jerk Gardiner. I for one would donate at least 10 bucks to the cause.thers prolly a leafs fan hit an that might give us a hometown discount on his services. Who knows! If management is not willing to take care of the problem then at least it's the least we can do. I'm just saying.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 03 Jun 2018 21:31:42 GMT reply

Who's more brain dead than Jake Gardiner? That's easy, Maple Leaf GM Dave Nonis. He's the genius that signed this useless twit for  $4,050,00 a year for five years. Brilliant. Really makes me wonder how he keeps his job. The Leafs might as well have a chimpanzee as GM.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 03 Jun 2018 14:17:10 GMT reply
service no longer required and never rendered.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 03 Jun 2018 14:14:44 GMT reply
junk gardiner: all-round liability extraordinaire, NHL level defenceman impersonator, coward, and general burden and embarrassment to his team. shameful to the profession. Please depart this city and search for a brain and courage and talent elsewhere.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 03 Jun 2018 02:27:14 GMT reply
Vegas is trying to exploit a weakness in Orlov by continuously airmailing the puck into his vicinity. They must perceive Orlov as the weak link in the Caps defence, reminiscent of how the opposition would exploit The Goofinator, every single game, entering the TML end through the AREA 51 back door-"access NEVER denied". Fortunately for Orlov, he has other skills. The Goofinator has none.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 02 Jun 2018 01:18:17 GMT reply
AREA 51 has been just smoke and mirrors for a long time- a cover-up of huge proportions. So has the top secret base in Nevada.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 01 Jun 2018 22:02:09 GMT reply

When Jake Gardiner is on the ice it's like the Leafs are playing a man short!

I have been watching hockey for close to fifty years and in all that time I don't that I have ever seen any player as totally useless as this guy.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 01 Jun 2018 03:04:12 GMT reply
I must admit that I like the "Brenda" ref to Shanny. Well done. In league with Area 51, Gardenia, Goofinator, Super-Dufus, Ice Capades, Waltzing Matilda, and a few others that we've come up with over the Gardiner years of torture.excellent. I think my all time fave is AREA 51, but Brenda is good. What about Babcock: anything really demeaning?
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