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The rumor is that Lupul received a lump of coal in his stocking during this Xmas. Big Fox on the other hand received a full carton of Calendars featuring Lupul in all his sexy nude poses. Big Fox is now pondering whether he should make Lupul that next Captain of the team. He made a comment earlier that the quality if the photos inside the Calendar got his utmost attention. He also says that if players want to receive better treatments and possible opportunities, they must think outside the box and surprise their coaches from time to time. Lupul has certainly done just that.
Newsflash! Big Fox visits Loops at the hospital to give him hot dose of dozy pills, once Loops wipes out Big Fox can do the nasty stuff Loops don't let him do when he's awake. He scrapes the dry dookie flakes out of his anus and puts it in the zip lock. He cuts it with his coke and sniffs it. Big Fox is a wild one.
Newsflash, the ACC installed additional peep holes for Big Fox. Also micro cameras in the shower to have a clear view of the players nutsack for "medical purposes". Big Fox is slick and gets away with anything.
Lupul waxes his pee pee. The softest player in the entire NHL. He doesn't participate in practices as he is afraid he will get man handled by others. He bruises easily and his body is extremely frail. Even when it rains he hides under three different umbrellas. Once a water droplet put him in the hospital for half a year.