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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 Jul 2017 03:48:15 GMT reply
STFU
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 16 Jul 2017 16:14:10 GMT reply
He sucks
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Jun 2017 16:09:31 GMT reply

Reply-to:Im not a fan of Phil Kessel due to his lack of character and commitment, and his sheer laziness on the ice. THEREFORE, I am thrilled that he won the cup again, because it means that his off season is cut in half. I hope he wins it for the next few years too, because it will mean he retires that much sooner due to exhaustion. Playing all these games - even no hitters - is clearly taking its toll on his out of shape body. His speed and energy was down noticeably this post season compared to last year, and hes not even 30 yet.

he'll be out of hockey by the time he's 30 but he won't care because he's made a pile of money and he'll be laughing at you!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 27 Jun 2017 16:06:20 GMT reply
Phil Kessel is, by far, the BEST Ringette player in the NHL!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Jun 2017 16:51:55 GMT reply
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Jun 2017 16:14:17 GMT reply
I'm not a fan of Phil Kessel due to his lack of character and commitment, and his sheer laziness on the ice. THEREFORE, I am thrilled that he won the cup again, because it means that his off season is cut in half. I hope he wins it for the next few years too, because it will mean he retires that much sooner due to exhaustion. Playing all these games - even no hitters - is clearly taking its toll on his out of shape body. His speed and energy was down noticeably this post season compared to last year, and he's not even 30 yet.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Jun 2017 12:23:59 GMT reply
The man leads the NHL playoffs in the past two years in Goals (18), PP Goals (10), Shots (165) and Rating (+17)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 12 Jun 2017 12:38:14 GMT reply
Once again I would like to thank you for Phil Kessel. The Penguins have now won back to back Stanley Cup's and are in fact 100% in winning since getting Phil. Thank you for running him out of town. We couldn't have done it without you.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 13:27:36 GMT reply
Even when Kessel picks up 3 points, he's invisible, a ghost out there - shying away from contact, staying out of the "dirty areas" (corners and crease fronts), skating huge circles, always out of position, making hasty, rushed passes when an opponent is bearing down on him. It's as if the Pens are playing shorthanded when Kessel is on the ice. His linemates pick up the slack, and cover for his many deficiencies. Even the normally reserved Malkin loudly reprimands Kessel for his "don't give a shit" play when Malkin is reluctantly saddled with carrying Kessel on his line. When you consider that Kessel plays his inefficient, useless style of play against the other teams' 3rd and 4th lines and 2nd and 3rd defensive pairings, it really emphasizes his uselessness. And his so called interviews are pathetic. Little leaguers provide more insight than Kessel does. And he doesn't even have the intelligence or common courtesy to refer to the opposition's goaltenders by name ("their goalie..."). Kessel's former stick boy in college, Pens rookie Jake Guentzel, plays with WAY more jam and passion, and has long passed Kessel in terms of being a complete player, because, thankfully, Crosby is Guentzel's mentor, NOT Kessel.
Crosby actually has his mind, body and soul in the game. He's always all in, and is a beast and a difference maker, no matter whether he gets points or not. The contrasts between Crosby and Kessel could NOT be any starker.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 06 Jun 2017 12:36:03 GMT reply
Another fine game by the one nutted bastard
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 06 Jun 2017 03:19:30 GMT reply
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Another Beauty game for Kessel!
O Points!
O Hits!
MINUS 2!!!
1 Giveaway (actually, at least 3)!
What A LOSER!!!
Can't do anything unless he's on the 3rd line with no real defense against him!
YouTube This:
PHIL KESSEL SONG
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Jun 2017 12:10:06 GMT reply
His new name - the invisible man. Doesn't do anything to help his team
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Jun 2017 03:36:28 GMT reply
Way to go Fat Phil!
Crashes into his own player and causes a goal against!
Minus 2!
O POINTS!
Arguing and yelling at his own players--Malkin HATES PHIL!!!
That's the REAL PHAT PHIL!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Jun 2017 04:32:58 GMT reply
Phil Kessel unironically listens to All-Star by Smashmouth while driving around. 
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 02 Jun 2017 20:29:03 GMT reply
If Phil Kessel was a fifth grader, he'd be the kid sitting at the back of the class, mouthing off at the teacher but never responding when called upon.  He would never do his homework. He'd fail his tests and blame his teachers. He'd never participate in phys. ed. unless it was for floor hockey. He'd have more lunch money than everyone else, but he would only eat junk food. He'd be the least popular kid in the school because he would sneer and grimace at everyone, yet would be a coward when challenged. But at least he would have perfect attendance, raaaaight?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 May 2017 12:55:58 GMT reply
Everytime kessell misses an easy goal he shakes his head like he was just robbed by Johnny bower
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 May 2017 07:02:55 GMT reply
Ha HA HA HA!!!
HILARIOUS KESSEL VIDEO!! MUST SEE!!
https://youtu.be/4g3ezk6swn4
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 May 2017 07:01:07 GMT reply
Good Comment!!
Reply-to:Note that Kessel NEVER gets hat tricks, because he limits himself by scoring in just one way. He is always content with 2 goals, and just cruises the rest of the game. Imagine if he played a 200 game, screened goalies with his wide body for point shot tip in opportunities, finished his checks, played with intensity without the puck, blocked shots, killed penalties utilizing his speed, played with a stiffer shafted stick that actually enabled him to take slap shots and one timers. Baldy would then have a chance at cracking the 40 goal barrier that has always eluded him. He could get 40 like Auston Mathews, who plays just such a well rounded game. Mathews scored twice the goals Kessel did this past season, at less than 1/10th of Kessels bloated salary. Rookie Guentzel is out-efforting Kessel by a mile. Whenever Kessel is voted a game star, its simply about stats, and NEVER because hes an impactful, game-changing, dynamic difference maker, which he clearly is NOT.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 30 May 2017 06:57:41 GMT reply
Phil Kessel: normal game for him tonight (not playing as only a 3rd line player, and dealing with only lousy defense as he did last year) --
No points, No shots on goal, No hits, and one fake/accidental blocked shot.
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!
kicked off the 1st line of Pens!
Kicked off 2nd line of Pens!
Malkin constantly yelling at him (like tonight!)
Kicked off the 1st PP unit last year!
Kicked off the U.S. World Cup/Olympic Teams!
Traded TWICE!
Got FOUR COACHES FIRED!
HATED BY BRENDEN SHANAHAN!
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 28 May 2017 17:56:33 GMT reply
Who is his girlfriend?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 28 May 2017 15:36:31 GMT reply
living the american dream- bring paid millions of dollars for very little work.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 May 2017 18:58:19 GMT reply
Biggest Pussy on the ice.Never forechecks or goes near the boards.He simply floats and stands at the hash marks hoping someone wins the battles and feeds him the puck.Talented but lazy.On a talented team he can score enough.On a lesser team he's a cancer.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 May 2017 04:23:03 GMT reply
Kessel's bacon grease comes in handy........+,,;-/
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 17:48:57 GMT reply
 kessel is a fat
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 16 May 2017 17:27:29 GMT reply
Thanks for giving us Kessel! Much appreciated. Hope you guys are enjoying your golfing season. We have a series to win. Love, Pitt
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