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Ryane Clowe's Girlfriend

Discussion forum for Ryane Clowe's girlfriend. Does Ryane Clowe have a girlfriend? Is he dating someone? Is he married? Would you date him? Did you date him? Please leave a comment. Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans. If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link below the comment. Get a widget of this forum. Share on Facebook. Tell-a-friend about this blog.

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Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:14:09 GMT
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her cousin is "crazy" (according to Jen of course,) because she was with Clowe before Jennifer. Heather is a "puck slut" because Clowe dumped Jen last winter for her. Anyone notice something here?
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Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:21:50 GMT
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is that the "crazy" cousin though? wasn't jennifer in her wedding?
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Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:21:41 GMT
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Jen's "crazy" cousin has a university degree (and did it with a new baby) and a pretty nice sized rock on her finger from a man who I'd bet a few paychecks never has and never will cheat on her. Plus, she's featured in a Canadian magazine right now. Jen has none of these things. She doesn't care about this site - Jen obviously does. So who is the crazy one now? 

P.S. all you IP-searching gumshoes, go ahead. Look me up. I'm not posting from Newfoundland, Canada, OR California. I'm posting from NY. Good sleuthing. He needs to get rid of this "jen" character.

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Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:21:03 GMT
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Who is Heather?
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Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:58:13 GMT
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why would anyone be jealous? he is 'accessible' to any decent looking girl that wants him. plus, she's nuts. nice try.
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Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:49:26 GMT
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Clowe's main facebook pic is of him and his gf Jennifer so I guess they are back together. His arms are wrapped around her and they look really cute. They are an extremely attractive couple. I think you other girls are jealous and desperate.
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Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:37:17 GMT
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No one is related to the d*mn nutcase!!! Clowe can have her!
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Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:39:52 GMT
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this page is a soap-opera!!!!!
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Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:15:40 GMT
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wow Jen it sees like your crazy cousin is so jelious of you. lol.
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Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:17:09 GMT
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who cares!!!
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Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:57:07 GMT
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geez it must kill jen that these other bitches have an education lol
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Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:35:45 GMT
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none of these posts are from Newfoundland aside from Jennifer, the rest are from the US?? Is she related to anyone in the US?
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Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:15:27 GMT
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You want to know who is posting from San Jose area? Let me introduce you girls. There are 3 bitches posting here:
Meet Heather (the Mexican girl in San Jose Clowie screwed while on a break from long time girlfriend Jen). This was on the voy site: "There is a brown haired girl that has hooked up with some of the sharks in the past and she has been hanging around (and on) Clowe. It has been said that she even does the guys laundry! SO PATHETIC! She has been in his car a few times and it was reported that she was in the car with him when he got his DUI. She is tan, has long brown hair and is not cute. Total Puck Slut!"

The crazy Cousin from Newfoundland who got screwed (literally) by not only Clowie but also Mike Comrie; see Mike Comrie page for hate comments aswell.

Lastly we have Jen the current gf/ delusional supermodel who doesnt do shit but live off her rich parents and spends her life in Uni while Clowe continues to boink an endless stream of 6's. We are all aware of that.

Clowe has great taste in women. You girls need to get a life and stop playing on your computers so much.  Everyone is laughing at you!!
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Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:10:19 GMT
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I just think shes nuts. some of the shit she posted here was ridiculous
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Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:46:18 GMT
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To the person 3rd post below mine: I notieed that you are posting from California VERY close to San Jose. What is your connection to Ryane exactly? And yes, we all are aware by now that his girlfriend posts here talking about herself. Read it a million times, you don't need to keep saying that.
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Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:55:20 GMT
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LMFAO!

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Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:50:39 GMT
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her dad has money but her mom is just as crazy as her

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Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:20:07 GMT
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Yeah. believe it. she's posted incesantly here for over a year making weird comments about herself that she's hot, smoking, a supermodel, a super rich master's student, etc. and hating on everyone on the board until she was banned for a while. From previous posts, it seems like she doesn't do anything - she has wealthy parents and is now looking to latch on to Clowie to further her career (if she even HAS one) and milk the money. So sad. I like Clowe, but I think he needs to date someone mentally stable.
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Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:04:02 GMT
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I never really believed people posted about themselves here, but this quote is just so obviously posted by Clowe's supposed girlfriend that is sounds ridiculous!-
 
"she is a HUGE supermodel! and clowe doesnt cheat on her. she is too hot for him to ever want anyone else!!!!"
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Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:55:58 GMT
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A "HUGE supermodel"..??
And her name was?

You couldn't possibly link to all these top magazines she's in?
Just one, would do too.
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Sun, 24 Aug 2008 05:55:39 GMT
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you people are just jealous. she is in all the top magazines! haven't you seen her? she doesn't work or do anything, but she has all this money because she is a HUGE supermodel! and clowe doesnt cheat on her. she is too hot for him to ever want anyone else!!!!
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Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:32:23 GMT
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Yeah seriously Clowe: I've read enough of what his gf has written on here for the last year or so. She is one mixed up, nasty, delusional whacko.

You can do much better Ryane!!!

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Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:01:28 GMT
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Ok enough with the hate. He's NOT engaged. He'll be back on the prowl when he hits SJ :)
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Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:02:06 GMT
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 216.127.72.7

I have read ALOT of your posts to know that you are fu*kin craaaazy.

Yeah I bet you have Jennifer. You know whats "craaaazy"? The fact that you post here telling ppl that don't give a sh* t that you look like a movie star. I'm not hiding my ass either. It ain't slander if its true, dear.

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Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:15:27 GMT
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Poor guy. Well maybe with all that extra money he can raise the bar.
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