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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 Aug 2018 04:25:08 GMT reply
You need to seek help.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Aug 2018 21:58:04 GMT reply
I bet when she cries sperm from the black guys drips out.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Aug 2018 14:52:13 GMT reply
This site has become boring. They don't post anything anymore. I say we leave them alone.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 15 Aug 2018 03:48:34 GMT reply
I love Farts I tell ya, big juicy farts!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 15 Aug 2018 03:47:24 GMT reply
Some men can often be a pain.
When releasing their own methane.
Through the hole in their bum.
The gas continues to come and come.
Until they stink worse than a drain.

No one will ever hold a torch to my dad.
Because the smell from is bum is so bad.
Whilst his emission of foul gasses.
May well be a turn off to the lasses.
It makes him feel like one of the lads.

Farting in bed can be a distraction.
And quickly damage your attraction
So try and do it discretely.
And hope it smells sweetly.
Or you could result in an over-reaction.

A man who thought farting was cool.
Came unstuck while playing at pool.
With just one ball to pot.
The wind from his bot.
Was followed by a big smelly stool.

There was a young man from Berlin.
Who thought that breaking wind was a sin.
When he needed to trump.
He behaved like a chump.
By sticking his arse in a bin.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 15 Aug 2018 03:46:19 GMT reply
Farts are smarter than you think
And there was one who refused to sink
Down into the bowels below
But the stairs going up
Were too far to go

So he hopped into an elevator
Heading towards the throat
Through the stomach and the esophagus
Did that small stink cloud float

Heading north
Not heading south
As a burp he came forth
Out of the mouth

Now normally the rule is
Whoever smelt it dealt it
But not with this fart
And everyone felt it.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Aug 2018 01:47:28 GMT reply
So some of you girls feel disgusting about your own screwing of black guys so much you push the thread away with a poem your brother made about toilet humor? Sad.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Aug 2018 00:21:49 GMT reply
Of course they are. The two of them can't stand being alone. She prefers to talk to her brother more than her husband. Plus her dad pays for everything on these trips.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Aug 2018 22:33:19 GMT reply
Pretty sure shes travelling with her family in Europe. I bet her dad, step mom and brother went with her and Erik... Again.. Its so romantic vacationing with your husband, father and brother Lol Erik most LOVE that... Poor Erik.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Aug 2018 18:22:06 GMT reply
I'm so glad children have access to this site. Your parents must be SO proud of you.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Aug 2018 16:15:41 GMT reply
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.....
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Life is like butt.
you're either covering it,
laughing it off
kicking it
kissing it
busting it
trying to get a piece of it
behaving like one
or you live with one.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Aug 2018 16:12:04 GMT reply
A Fart Is A KIss Your Butt Makes
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Aug 2018 21:13:59 GMT reply
You are clearly a pretty trashy white person then. Lol no one with high self esteem should touch you. You are pretty disgusting
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Aug 2018 12:58:43 GMT reply
Yep. That’s all the black guys want, and only a woman with low self esteem would accept.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Aug 2018 18:43:24 GMT reply
Lol of course she wouldnt cuz she cant get anyone better and who would want to sleep with her shes not hot or appealing she actually looks like the definition of someone whod be like ok ill have sex just pull my shorts down and finish fast
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Aug 2018 18:35:33 GMT reply
Ok Melinda didn’t cheat on Erik because she cares about his money too much to sleep around
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Aug 2018 08:49:04 GMT reply
Go Sens Go! Not like any of you actually care for the sport.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Aug 2018 03:31:16 GMT reply
What a nightmare some of you live!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Aug 2018 00:10:46 GMT reply
I like big farts and I can not lie!! I love the smell of a big fart!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 20:09:34 GMT reply
I can tell you’re soooo jealous and bitter! You must wish you were Melinda. And how does that black sperm taste, sweetie?? Seems like that’s all you’re going to get in your pathetic life!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 16:53:23 GMT reply
Yes everyone is jealous of melinda money lol not um id rather have a faithful husband than tons of money. In terms of utmost confidence LOL i have never seen someone so insecure, morphing her face and body on instagram, buying fake hair and lashes and putting on layers of makeup.. drinking herself to oblivion following the lives of over 1000 people instead of worrying about her own. yup confident girls do that for sure .. oh dors anyone notice whenever something spcific is brought up about his cheating or someone who saw her in person saying how terrible she looks, ppl change the topic and post irrelevant shit to make sure it goes unseen and lower in the feed?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 16:45:22 GMT reply
Women who sleep with black men, especially a lot, do it because they are dealing with self esteem issues. I can assure you that Melinda has the utmost confidence in herself. So get a damn life!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 14:15:08 GMT reply
She didn’t have sex with any guy but Erik, sounds more like YOU had sex with them. Jealous of her money much?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 03:39:00 GMT reply
Beans, beans, the musical fruit:
The more you eat, the more you toot! [or poot]
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal! or So beans, beans for every meal!
I ate my beans and they were loaded,
Went to bed and they exploded!
Beans, beans, are good for your heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart!
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal!
Beans, beans, good for ya heart
The more ya eat the more ya fart
The more ya fart the more ya eat
The more ya sit on the toilet seat!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So lift up your leg and let one squeal!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 03:36:46 GMT reply
Why is Fart
a word we can't say?
Despite the fact we Fart
countless times each day.
"Expel gas"; "have flatus"
The terms O.K. to use
But to avoid the word Fart
doesn't serve to diffuse
The smell and the noise
when one slips out
Whether silent but deadly
or odorless and loud.
Is it all in the word
or is it always pestiferous?
Is flatus benign
while a Fart is odoriferous?
A Fart is indeed gas
better out than in
Noxious and noisy
but certainly no sin.
It's socially frowned upon
to rectally groan
So it's best to enjoy Farting
while sitting alone.
But if one sneaks out
during a meeting or parting
Simply play dumb and say,
"Who the heck's Farting?"
If there are two
so it's obviously you
Say, "Don't be embarassed,
I do that too."
To talk about Farting
or flatus or gas
The words are synonymous
as long as not passed.
If you Fart quite a lot
you need not despair
It means you're quite wealthy:
a self-made million-air!
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