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Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:27:43 GMT
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dudeeeeee....... i like his music. its completely relaxing, filled with beatiful lyrics and beyond amazing rythym. if you get too attached to musicality and musicianship your gonna miss a whole lot in this world. its all about love.
Tue, 12 May 2009 15:26:16 GMT
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Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:35:05 GMT
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Hi guys, I friend of my is selling a Surfboard used by Jack Johnson at the early 90's when he was riding for Pat Rawson sponsored by Quiksilver. Please contact me at crowdeth@hotmail.com if you are interested. Peace.


Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:11:49 GMT
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Veteran

ok

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:55:31 GMT
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Okay, skeptics...listen very closely.  Jack Johnson is fuc.king god awful.  It's a fact of life that we, nor mother nature herself can ever change.  If any of his fans had any sense of individuality or even the smallest appreciation for music of any creative worth, than this fuc.king douchebag would be back folding shirts at junior gap.  To sum it up...our friend Mr. Johnson is a ruptured, inflamed pustule on the ragged asshole of the pop music industry.  And to anyone who may have been slightly offended by these indisputable arguments, just get back to fondling yourself to those sticky jonas brothers dvds in your sisters room. 

And if this still isn't getting through to you, your village will be notified to come to your home, drag you out of your little jack johnson creamfest to the middle of the street, and beat you to death with albums from all other artists worth a fu.cking damn. 

Your friend from denver,
-b

Have a nice day now!
Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:10:28 GMT
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Anonymous
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i agree with pretty much every one on this forum that Jack Johnson sucks balls harder than Monica Lewinski in the oval office. His songs are all the same BS that i could play with my toes and broken legs. 
Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:14:57 GMT
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Anonymous
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um who cares if its for the hockey player, the singer sucks too sooooooo yeah
Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:13:00 GMT
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personally, i dont think people even actually like his music. they just listen to him because everyone else does.

i think he needs some serious help on making his voice expand. i can't even freaking hear him half of the time.

i think he sucks.

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:46:35 GMT
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Anonymous
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His music is appreciated in a philosophic way, much the same as Bob Dylan. Personally, i think Bob Dylan is a horrible musician, but a genius with words and story. This is why he's a legend, because of what hes saying. That said I think jack johnson is a much better musician, and what he's saying makes sense in today's world.

Personally, I also think Hockey blows goats. Slide around on ice slapping a black thing with sticks, and then bitch about how your not getting paid enough. Boy... your really helping us evolve.
Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:38:16 GMT
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you suck cock everyone on here jacks music rocks bitches, im sorry you dont see that
Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:07:19 GMT
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Anonymous
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Why the arguments over which Jack Johnson this site is dedicated to?

Hockey sucks and shoe-less folk singers blow. The truth hurts. Now get some ice and a life.
Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:03:27 GMT
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Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:56:50 GMT
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i have a ticket to jack johnson for August 21st, in Vancouver at the UBC Thunderbird stadium, I am unable to attend now and would like to sell my ticket. if interested please email sbreen@hotmail.com
Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:25:00 GMT
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Anonymous
I cannot even begin to tell you how much I hate Jack Johnson. I mean, if men had periods, this is what they would listen to while mestruating. Boring, square songs that start anywhere and end somewhere else. Often they actually end where they started! How exciting! 
Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:17:40 GMT
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JMFJ IS GOIN TO BE A GREAT DEFENCEMAN THIS YEAR I WANT TO SEE HIM WIN THE NORRIS TROPHY
Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:55:05 GMT
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To tell you the truth, I don't care if this is for the hockey player.

I agree with these people, Jack Johnson the musician sucks ass.   he is playing in my office right now, and all I can think about is how much I hate his music.  

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:43:12 GMT
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I don't know Jack Johnson the hockey player, but I guarantee if he kicked me in the balls and sodomized me with his hockey stick I would like him more than Jack Johnson the tool who convinces chicks he is cool and plays great music even though he is as talented as my neighbor's blind labrador.
Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:50:02 GMT
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Sorry for the inappropriate content, I read that afterwards. Oops. Thanks all.
Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:48:53 GMT
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Jack Johnson is a shitty musician, he stands on the backs of other folk stars by writing creatively shallow songs (usually just bar chords) and raking in millions while he does it. His music makes everyone fall asleep, even his fans. His head looks like a giant penis. His stupid fans love him, and think he is amazing, even though they have no idea how easy the music is to play, and how little of an effort it takes to write folk music.

This guy is sitting pretty in Hawaii, while we suffer everyday. There are amazing musicians out there, literally dying to try to get their music heard, trying to make a living off of their astonishingly good talent, while Jack is sipping Margherita's on the beach laughing at their stupid asses. Every song he plays provides an illusionary sense of romanticism that female's can't resist. After all, there is nothing sexier than an old bald dude with a lot of money, right? His shitty music is forced directly into my ear holes every day, I am ear raped so hard and frequently that it makes me want to disintegrate into thin air. His success is so ironic, that the only equivelant would be to say that President Bush did a fantastic job in his presidency, and maybe we should all send him the cash from our wallets because he doesn't have enough to spend already.

WAKE UP AMERICA!

I don't know what else to say. I guess I'm going to go eat noodle soup at the shelter with all of my other musician friends, while Jack Mehoff Johnson gets his dick sucked by 7 Hawaiian super-models at the same time, all while burning his money in the fire pit, and writing his next CD that will surely go triple-quadruple platinum, and will be heard on every radio worldwide 99 billion times over. Enjoy.
Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:22:15 GMT
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Anonymous
he doesnt have a gf
Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:37:36 GMT
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F...CKING MORONS !! THIS BLOG IS FOR JACK JOHNSON THE HOCKEY PLAYER!!

NOT THE SINGER YOU FUQQIN HIPPEES!!!!

JMFJ THE LA KINGS DEFENSEMAN!!!   SHITTTTTTTTT!!
Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:17:48 GMT
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Anonymous
who is his girlfriend?
Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:43:04 GMT
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Y'all know this forum is for the hockey player, right...?
Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:33:40 GMT
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See you there!!

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Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:44:22 GMT
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Anonymous
Jack (The Whack) Johnson sucks
all of his songs are exactly the same
All soooo bad
and boring
I hate banana Pancakes
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