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Jack Johnson Sucks Forum
Discussion forum for Jack Johnson's
anti-fans. Does he suck?
Please tell us why.
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Anonymous
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dudeeeeee....... i like his music. its completely relaxing, filled with beatiful lyrics and beyond amazing rythym. if you get too attached to musicality and musicianship your gonna miss a whole lot in this world. its all about love. |
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lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttlisssssssssssssssssssssssssstinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnITrollubecause im sick of hearin this. |
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Anonymous
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Hi guys, I friend of my is selling a Surfboard used by Jack Johnson at the early 90's when he was riding for Pat Rawson sponsored by Quiksilver. Please contact me at crowdeth@hotmail.com if you are interested. Peace. |
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Anonymous
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Okay, skeptics...listen very closely. Jack Johnson is fuc.king god
awful. It's a fact of life that we, nor mother nature herself can ever
change. If any of his fans had any sense of individuality or even the
smallest appreciation for music of any creative worth, than this
fuc.king douchebag would be back folding shirts at junior gap. To sum
it up...our friend Mr. Johnson is a ruptured, inflamed pustule on the
ragged asshole of the pop music industry. And to anyone who may have
been slightly offended by these indisputable arguments, just get back
to fondling yourself to those sticky jonas brothers dvds in your
sisters room. And if this still isn't getting through to you, your village will be notified to come to your home, drag you out of your little jack johnson creamfest to the middle of the street, and beat you to death with albums from all other artists worth a fu.cking damn. Your friend from denver, -b Have a nice day now! |
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Anonymous
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i agree with pretty much every one on this forum that Jack Johnson sucks balls harder than Monica Lewinski in the oval office. His songs are all the same BS that i could play with my toes and broken legs. |
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Anonymous
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um who cares if its for the hockey player, the singer sucks too sooooooo yeah |
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Anonymous
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personally, i dont think people even actually like his music. they just listen to him because everyone else does. i think he needs some serious help on making his voice expand. i can't even freaking hear him half of the time. i think he sucks. |
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His music is appreciated in a philosophic way, much the same as Bob Dylan. Personally, i think Bob Dylan is a horrible musician, but a genius with words and story. This is why he's a legend, because of what hes saying. That said I think jack johnson is a much better musician, and what he's saying makes sense in today's world. Personally, I also think Hockey blows goats. Slide around on ice slapping a black thing with sticks, and then bitch about how your not getting paid enough. Boy... your really helping us evolve. |
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Anonymous
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you suck cock everyone on here jacks music rocks bitches, im sorry you dont see that |
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Anonymous
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Why the arguments over which Jack Johnson this site is dedicated to? Hockey sucks and shoe-less folk singers blow. The truth hurts. Now get some ice and a life. |
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Anonymous
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i have a ticket to jack johnson for August 21st, in Vancouver at the UBC Thunderbird stadium, I am unable to attend now and would like to sell my ticket. if interested please email sbreen@hotmail.com |
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I cannot even begin to tell you how much I hate Jack Johnson. I mean, if men had periods, this is what they would listen to while mestruating. Boring, square songs that start anywhere and end somewhere else. Often they actually end where they started! How exciting! |
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JMFJ IS GOIN TO BE A GREAT DEFENCEMAN THIS YEAR I WANT TO SEE HIM WIN THE NORRIS TROPHY |
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To tell you the truth, I don't care if this is for the hockey player. I agree with these people, Jack Johnson the musician sucks ass. he is playing in my office right now, and all I can think about is how much I hate his music. |
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I don't know Jack Johnson the hockey player, but I guarantee if he kicked me in the balls and sodomized me with his hockey stick I would like him more than Jack Johnson the tool who convinces chicks he is cool and plays great music even though he is as talented as my neighbor's blind labrador. |
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Sorry for the inappropriate content, I read that afterwards. Oops. Thanks all. |
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Jack Johnson is a shitty musician, he stands on the backs of other folk stars by writing creatively shallow songs (usually just bar chords) and raking in millions while he does it. His music makes everyone fall asleep, even his fans. His head looks like a giant penis. His stupid fans love him, and think he is amazing, even though they have no idea how easy the music is to play, and how little of an effort it takes to write folk music. This guy is sitting pretty in Hawaii, while we suffer everyday. There are amazing musicians out there, literally dying to try to get their music heard, trying to make a living off of their astonishingly good talent, while Jack is sipping Margherita's on the beach laughing at their stupid asses. Every song he plays provides an illusionary sense of romanticism that female's can't resist. After all, there is nothing sexier than an old bald dude with a lot of money, right? His shitty music is forced directly into my ear holes every day, I am ear raped so hard and frequently that it makes me want to disintegrate into thin air. His success is so ironic, that the only equivelant would be to say that President Bush did a fantastic job in his presidency, and maybe we should all send him the cash from our wallets because he doesn't have enough to spend already. WAKE UP AMERICA! I don't know what else to say. I guess I'm going to go eat noodle soup at the shelter with all of my other musician friends, while Jack Mehoff Johnson gets his dick sucked by 7 Hawaiian super-models at the same time, all while burning his money in the fire pit, and writing his next CD that will surely go triple-quadruple platinum, and will be heard on every radio worldwide 99 billion times over. Enjoy. |
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F...CKING MORONS !! THIS BLOG IS FOR JACK JOHNSON THE HOCKEY PLAYER!! NOT THE SINGER YOU FUQQIN HIPPEES!!!! JMFJ THE LA KINGS DEFENSEMAN!!! SHITTTTTTTTT!! |
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Y'all know this forum is for the hockey player, right...? |
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ALL POINTS WEST MUSIC & ARTS FESTIVAL is set for
August 8, 9 and 10, 2008. The three-day, multi-stage music and arts
festival featuring a wide variety of artists including Radiohead and
Jack Johnson will take place at Liberty State Park in New Jersey, a
historic location offering panoramic views of the Statue of Liberty,
Ellis Island and the Manhattan skyline.
The festival’s name is inspired by the area’s rich history, particularly Ellis Island and the NJ Central Railroad terminal located on the festival site, where many arriving immigrants boarded trains for ALL POINTS WEST. A portion of the event’s proceeds will benefit “Friends of Liberty State Park.” ALL POINTS WEST is produced by Goldenvoice/AEG Live and Liberty Events in association with the HighLine Ballroom.
Tickets are still available here - copy and paste - http://www.ticketmaster.com/cgi/outsider.plx?CAMEFROM=AEGAPW_BAPWPNYC081008BZZ001&GOTO=http://www.ticketmaster.com/search?tm_link=tm_header_search&keyword=all%20points%20west
OR for FREE TICKETS - try the Jack Johnson Ticket Giveaway on flickr! http://www.flickr.com/groups/jackatapwfest/See you there!! <script src="http://www.buzztone.com/allpointswest/assets.asp?ori=5&sel=7"></script>
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Anonymous
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Jack (The Whack) Johnson sucks all of his songs are exactly the same All soooo bad and boring I hate banana Pancakes |
