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Why the arguments over which Jack Johnson this site is dedicated to? Hockey sucks and shoe-less folk singers blow. The truth hurts. Now get some ice and a life. |
| i have a ticket to jack johnson for August 21st, in Vancouver at the UBC Thunderbird stadium, I am unable to attend now and would like to sell my ticket. if interested please email sbreen@hotmail.com |
| I cannot even begin to tell you how much I hate Jack Johnson. I mean, if men had periods, this is what they would listen to while mestruating. Boring, square songs that start anywhere and end somewhere else. Often they actually end where they started! How exciting! |
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JMFJ IS GOIN TO BE A GREAT DEFENCEMAN THIS YEAR I WANT TO SEE HIM WIN THE NORRIS TROPHY |
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To tell you the truth, I don't care if this is for the hockey player. I agree with these people, Jack Johnson the musician sucks ass. he is playing in my office right now, and all I can think about is how much I hate his music. |
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I don't know Jack Johnson the hockey player, but I guarantee if he kicked me in the balls and sodomized me with his hockey stick I would like him more than Jack Johnson the tool who convinces chicks he is cool and plays great music even though he is as talented as my neighbor's blind labrador. |
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Sorry for the inappropriate content, I read that afterwards. Oops. Thanks all. |
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Jack Johnson is a shitty musician, he stands on the backs of other folk stars by writing creatively shallow songs (usually just bar chords) and raking in millions while he does it. His music makes everyone fall asleep, even his fans. His head looks like a giant penis. His stupid fans love him, and think he is amazing, even though they have no idea how easy the music is to play, and how little of an effort it takes to write folk music. This guy is sitting pretty in Hawaii, while we suffer everyday. There are amazing musicians out there, literally dying to try to get their music heard, trying to make a living off of their astonishingly good talent, while Jack is sipping Margherita's on the beach laughing at their stupid asses. Every song he plays provides an illusionary sense of romanticism that female's can't resist. After all, there is nothing sexier than an old bald dude with a lot of money, right? His shitty music is forced directly into my ear holes every day, I am ear raped so hard and frequently that it makes me want to disintegrate into thin air. His success is so ironic, that the only equivelant would be to say that President Bush did a fantastic job in his presidency, and maybe we should all send him the cash from our wallets because he doesn't have enough to spend already. WAKE UP AMERICA! I don't know what else to say. I guess I'm going to go eat noodle soup at the shelter with all of my other musician friends, while Jack Mehoff Johnson gets his dick sucked by 7 Hawaiian super-models at the same time, all while burning his money in the fire pit, and writing his next CD that will surely go triple-quadruple platinum, and will be heard on every radio worldwide 99 billion times over. Enjoy. |
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F...CKING MORONS !! THIS BLOG IS FOR JACK JOHNSON THE HOCKEY PLAYER!! NOT THE SINGER YOU FUQQIN HIPPEES!!!! JMFJ THE LA KINGS DEFENSEMAN!!! SHITTTTTTTTT!! |
| Y'all know this forum is for the hockey player, right...? |
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Jack (The Whack) Johnson sucks all of his songs are exactly the same All soooo bad and boring I hate banana Pancakes |
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Smooth Jazz for surfers. No thanks. |
| Jack johnson is a pussy, he is scared to use profanity and he looks gayer than that old mr. herbert from family guy! |
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Jack Johnson will be appearing in Vancouver, British Columbia Canada in August. Does anybody know if he is coming to Victoria British Columbia Canada? |
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Jack Johnson the hockey player! Not Jack Johnson the singer! ;D |
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Here's a good blog post about Jack's new record, from Rhapsody, where it talks about how all the political stuff was a bit overblown. I kinda have to agree too, even though I love the record. Its an interesting read. http://blog.rhapsody.com/2008/02/protest-songs-f.html#more |
| Jack Johnson's music is very dull and anti-climactic. |
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I love all kinds of music, but I HATE JACK JOHNSON. There, I said it! Hootie & The Blowfish are a close second. Jimmy Buffet is third. Dave Matthews is 4th. The whole white ball cap, drunk frat boy, date rape, hipster poseurs scene makes me GAG! And their fat middle-aged drunk parents wearing Hawaiian shirts and too tight shirts with belly rolls hanging out - disgusting!!! Get real lives you Jack Johnson loving LOSERS! You are all scum and derserve to have your ears bleed from the drivel you call music. My next post will say how I REALLY feel!!! |
