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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 16:38:18 GMT reply
Gardenia is clearly a loser. This directly disputes what the stats goofs try to push every day. TML have taken it upon themselves (probably because they have an interest in Analytics)to make the player match the stats. create a good profile and then put the player on the ice to succeed in those situations that enforce the stats. notice that the pansy does not play in any situations that could discredit the stats crowd in any way.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 16:33:40 GMT reply
again, the player can make the stats. bona-fide, legitimate stats. not-conjured up/ engineered/ doctored/ skewed crap like "EXPECTED" . this is just wishful thinking that the analytics crowd are continuously tinkering with and trying to find a generally winning formula. they realize that their methodology has giant holes in it and that is why they continuously change/tweak their "systems" here and there, and try to make the names of the various systems somewhat digestible, by losers such as the stats goof, so that they'll run around blindly endorsing them.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 15:50:27 GMT reply
thanks to the stats goof for reiterating my point. All those fabricated stats cannot improve the play of Gardenia even one iota. he is still a dunce and a dufus and still cannot be considered a professional hockey player because he plays like a 5 year old girl and no other team would hire him because he is a defensive and offensive liability.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 15:26:08 GMT reply
“Did I miss anything? Old man, did I?” Glad you asked and as a matter of fact you did. A short list of what you missed: Gardiner is first on the Leafs in ice time, Gardiner is first on the Leafs in Expected +/-, Jake has 42 points, Gardiner is second in the League in 5-on-5 assists for D-men, Jake is second on the team (forwards and D-men) in 5-on-5 assists, Jake is third on the Leafs in point share. You know I could go on and on.
Finally, and perhaps most important, you forgot to list your impressive hockey credentials that makes you a credible critic of an NHL hockey player. You know, something like I played house league for 8 years, received 6 participation awards, one most improved player trophy and one spirit award. On top of that I have watched hockey religiously since Harold Ballard ran the Leafs.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 13:22:15 GMT reply

We keep hearing from the Leafs that the play of Jake Gardiner has improved. What a f*#cking joke that is. If anything this clown has gotten worse.

As long as the Leafs continue to put useless twits like this guy in uniform and try to pass them off as NHL players they will win absolutely nothing.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 03:34:50 GMT reply
stats cannot make a player. the player must make the stats for them to have any value. In the case of gardiner, they are trying to create a player out of stats- thus the ice time numbers. does this make Gardenia any better? No,not possible. But in the mind of the stats goon, it somehow does make him great, and all his numerous failures are washed aside. Ice time make a player great! what a concept.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 03:27:08 GMT reply
watch the game and make an evaluation based on what I saw- who needs that kind of work- too time consuming- I'd rather be doing something else. just consult the stats (which are fabricated, but who can argue?).
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 03:24:27 GMT reply
Only a liberal would take the liberty of calling everyone a "hater". conservatives don't even use that word, let alone generalize the way liberals do. Words like "hater" are used to shock us into submission and agreement by putting fear into us (they think we are weak minded like they are). Because that's what leftists do- they are insecure about their own ideas (they just don't know anything for certain), so need reinforcement to feel validated. they despise the confidence of anyone except their own leaders.they would rather let someone else do their thinking- let them read books- "just tell me what to do and say and I will". This the whole stats thing- they are taught what to say based on the stats(which are fictitious and subjective and guess work and "luck"). But it doesn't matter, because it relieves them of actual work.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 02:34:46 GMT reply
Ok than ,getting back to the matter at hand, jerk off gardinina is still a bag of shit,pussy, floater, whimp,undefenseman. Did I miss anything? Old man ,did I?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 17 Mar 2018 00:06:54 GMT reply
It's called the Jake Gardiner Sucks forum (AKA he's a dufus, so post your comments here if you think so). If we said this shit on the Jake Gardiner is a god forum, we would be "out of line" and probably considered non-grata, and the stats goof would be "in line", and MIGHT have a fair argument. But not here. it's not vitriolic if you're just using the site to vent about what we see as a dufus. The site is for people that see gardiner as a dufus. So we are in line and the stats goof is out of line, and thus he is PERSONA NON-GRATA.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 19:13:14 GMT reply
Guys hold on here for one second. I call you haters, not because I am a liberal (I believe the current term is progressive) which I am not (not many 70-year-olds are progressives) and cannot abide anyone who disagrees with my well-formed arguments. I call you haters because you contribute venom / vitriol to a forum named Jake Gardiner Sucks – a hockey player whom you have never met, who made it to the NHL and leads your beloved Maple Leafs in ice time.
Do you not see the irony here – you object strongly to being called haters, yet you contribute to this forum and call somebody who disagrees with your belief everything under the sun – one of you apparently want to get on the ice with me and demonstrate his pugilistic prowess, not a good idea for many, many reasons.
You seem to enjoy dishing it out but complain bitterly when comes right back at you.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 17:39:53 GMT reply
yes, I've seen the cross-checking from behind routine many times. surprising as hell that the refs don't nail his lazy ass for that stuff. He just has no idea how to finesse or strong -arm a puck away from an opponent at any time. Dermott can easily do it. So can all the D men. but not The Lost Gardenian.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 16:34:43 GMT reply
Jakes made his 91st giveaway!!! He's going to hit the century mark for the year!!! Well done shit-show....
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 15:43:32 GMT reply
imagine being against Free Speech! millions of people around the world have been murdered and/or maimed, throughout history, fighting for the right to speak freely- without fear of persecution- free and independent thought and speech- what a concept!Now new-age liberals are fighting its very existence and actively trying to destroy the notion of free-speech/ independent thought- why? because they hate(are haters of)anyone that disagrees with them. They think they are so smart that only they can formulate an opinion and make a decision. "they are smart. we are dumb"? this is why the stats goofball continuously harps on about us being "haters", and tries to belittle our knowledge of hockey. He cannot stand the concept of independent thought. this is the basis of the new-age movement: to stifle any signs of independent thought.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 15:01:56 GMT reply
yeah the stats goof is a liberal for sure. you can tell by the way he drops the word"hater" at the first sign of disagreement. Liberals do that all the time- it's part of their retarded way now- thus ANTI FREE SPEECH RALLIES Kathleen Wynne famously called all Ontarians "HOMOPHOBES" many, many times, because we- Ontarians- disagreed with here many bone-headed decisions and policies. HOMOPHOBES! remember that one. it's okay for liberals to generalize because they invented it. but not for anyone else- you say one word in disagreement and they become all accusatory and condemn you to death- thus his assholish use of the word "haters" , many, many times. it's his/hers/its out card when surrounded. So why come here? It obviously works for the stats people.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 12:50:24 GMT reply
hes very unpredictable it confuses his d partner.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 12:48:53 GMT reply
he doesn't play defence. how did he make it this far in his hockey without it being corrected is simply unbelievable. i did read that he converted to d in high school but there are hybrid forward/d men in the league like buff and burns who dont display the bizarre gaffes jake commits on a routine basis. i think this says more about the leafs organization than anything else
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 11:21:44 GMT reply
actually you are an idiot, but free speech gives you the right to think Gardiner is anything but an over-paid fraud
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 10:00:31 GMT reply
Reply-to:Tell you what, why do you not report me as abusing this Jake Gardiner Sucks forum. You can complain that I am posting too many nice things about Jake Gardiner and its upsetting too many sensitive people. If I become blocked then clearly you are correct and this forum is only for those who take pleasure in trashing Jake Gardiner and I am wrong. If, on the hand, I do not get blocked, well then you are just going to have to suck it up, put your big boy pants on and every now and then read a rational statistical-based argument that Jake Gardiner is actually an elite hockey player.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 09:25:59 GMT reply
And stats grandpa is an elite pansy munched (Gardiner)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 03:14:47 GMT reply
Rookie is also known as helen keller
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 03:14:00 GMT reply
Leafs will be out first round thier defense is bottom tier, most guys wouldn't make another teams line up
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 03:13:26 GMT reply
Jake is a useless gutless piece of sh!t
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:35:26 GMT reply
Jake in overtime nearly cost the leafs the game with one of his elite plays when he skated right into 2 stars players and one leaf player ,lost the puck than lolly gagged around ," duhh where did he go". Typical dipshit51 play.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:35:07 GMT reply
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