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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Aug 2018 10:32:51 GMT reply

Jake Gardiner, 100% useless. No hockey smarts at all.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Aug 2018 19:15:50 GMT reply

I keep hearing people say that Jake Gardiner should be sent to the minors to learn the game. In my view, this clown isn't even an AHL caliber player. The fact that this guy is even playing in the NHL says a lot about how low the skill level in the league has fallen.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 12 Aug 2018 02:39:29 GMT reply
whether it's 46 assists or 146. it doesn't matter. he's just benefiting from being on the ice when Matthews and the rest of the superstars are. second assists get the same point as first. Gardiner couldn't engineer a goal or play if his life depended on it. he has no smarts, no skills, no talent, no ability. he just benefits from playing with great players, of which he is NOT one. Just a hanger on. put him on the ice to survive by his own and he will show you his total ineptitude and incompetence. A real pundit should know this. Ian Tulloch, whoever you are, you're a Dumb-ASS just like The Goofinator!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Aug 2018 17:08:49 GMT reply
I just watched a video with Ian Tuloch, whoever that is. Somebody is giving their ideas about the leafs defense while the two"hosts" just sit and listen and yawn. This guy is going on and on as if he is the world authority on NHL defensemen. He's talking about the leafs top 4 as if Gardiner is a rock solid D man and there's no question about his value to the team or is abilities. He says he would like to see babcock give some PK time to gardiner! Great world authority buddy. You don't realize that he does not play the goofball on the PK because he cannot play defense. he can't defend, and Freddy would probably resign if he's left out there with the dunderheaded Goofinator shorthanded. These so-called pundits and know-it-alls don't know SQUAT if they can't figure out the NON TALENT level of the Dumbass formerly know as a hockey player! PLEASE watch his play and note his many, many inabilities before you go spreading your insane ideas around.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Aug 2018 13:11:31 GMT reply
My seven year old third cousin who's just learning to skate, has more hockey sense than the AREA 51 will ever have.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Aug 2018 02:09:48 GMT reply
da guys a bum! daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Aug 2018 01:37:45 GMT reply
My fourteen year old second cousin who plays Bantam AA hockey has more hockey sense than that stiff Jake Gardiner will ever have!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Aug 2018 02:43:17 GMT reply
50 points? 4 goals and 46 second assists in 82 games. I give the puck to anyone and hope they can orchestrate something that results in a goal, AND, that no one else touches the puck before it goes in the net so I can get an easy point, then I, Super Dumb-ass, Retardo-Man, I'm never going to block a puck or a player,AND I'm never going to protect my goalie or my D-partner so don't expect it, that's right, I Jake The Fake Goofinator Gardiner will act like I planned the goal Matthews scored and dumb-ass pundit will write it just that way, and I'll be the hero I always wanted to be! I love Canadians cause they love stats.! I love the PC movement cause it protects me from criticism. I love playing with super-stars cause they do my job for me. How can I milk this out another 6 years? Can I feign injury every trading deadline and no one will catch on? That's worked for 6 years already. Why not another 6? Maybe Matthews has already complained to Babs about me. I'll maneuver my way on to the Tavares line and start the whole business again. Any defensive blunders, I'll just blame them on Zaitsev. Oh this Leaf business is fun.$4million a year to just bullshit and avoid and collect points. Damn I'm good for a guy that can't even skate backwards and barely forwards!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Aug 2018 02:00:06 GMT reply
I think these halfwit wannabe hockey pundits are largely fantasy noobs who see hockey through their pretend GM analytics lens and scornfully refer to objective reality as 'the eye test' I think some of this over reliance on interpretive stats also applies to the 'wankers that count' among the Leafs admin. It's possible that Clown Show Jake has/had a delusional cheerleader among management and perhaps Babscrock was giving F@cknuts 51 enough rope to expose his idiocy and finally get the POS traded. Oooorrr .... Babscrock is way overrated coach who has largely been handed teams that were gonna win at some point anyway and is unable to understand that Fardiner is never gonna be an NHL D man, big minutes or not, and a terrible judge of ability and character.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 23:44:00 GMT reply
I agree with everything posted on this site -completely and absolutely, but how come we can see it but all the wankers that count cannot?
Is it true that The Gardenian Gumball told Dermott he was doing too much? Dufus McDooDoo shouldn't be telling the ushers or washroom attendants what to do, should he? He is the dumbest excuse for a hockey player since...I don't know when. In fact, I cannot recall a worse example in 50 years of watching hockey. Or, a worse example of any player in any sport who can so adversely affect his own team, as this dunderhead does. It's unimaginable what he does on a nightly basis, to screw the team up. And yet the so-called experts somehow don't see it!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 12:00:11 GMT reply
Holl looked really good when he came up and actually set a Leafs record by scoring in both games playing effective D. Holl, Borgman and either Myers or Parayko while deep sixing the idiot Gardenia would be a vast improvement.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 11:50:44 GMT reply
Dermott looked great when he first came up, fast, hitting, smart with the puck, the ability and motivation to recover and then ... Shit Show Jake told him he was doing too much hence he faded to mediocrity. Gardenia is a disease that spreads throughout this team sapping their will to win and undermining the perceived wisdom of the coaches with his obviously laughable defensive sideshow. The veterans, and Freddy, should let the coaches know Jake-off is holding this team back from going deeper in the playoffs.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Aug 2018 11:39:09 GMT reply
Dump the defensive turd Gardiner for someone big like Parayko or Myers. If it requires some Leafs forward prospect and incentives, a bag of pucks, so be it. Jake-off is the weakest link, defensively useless, cowardly and stupid. The Leafs go nowhere in the playoffs with this idiot on the backend and he demoralizes the entire team.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Aug 2018 01:43:37 GMT reply
I think this whole thing is about the so called "new norm": analytics are considered part of the equation now, in the decision making process. All because of one retarded movie- Moneyball. Why is it that liberals can't just stick to the tried and true methods of old?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 04 Aug 2018 13:35:20 GMT reply
There's no doubt that they (St. Louis) will ask Bozak about The Goofinators inabilities and he will tell them- don't do it, under any circumstances!No team will take him. And TML will have no choice but to play his sorry ass, because they can't just write off four million dollars. Again, the whole team is ruined for yet another season, because of this useless tit! And if they re-sign him with the intention of trading his sorry ass- we'll be stuck with him AGAIN!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Aug 2018 20:13:52 GMT reply

When Jake Gardiner is on the ice it's like the Leafs are playing a man short!

I have been watching hockey for close to fifty years and in all that time I don't that I have ever seen any player as totally useless as this guy.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 02 Aug 2018 02:47:35 GMT reply
realistically, what could we get for the Clown Show- one or two Pucks? He's a major liability. Only Babcock is too stubborn to accept that. He's a Donald Trump disciple: Young, stupid, and untalented. A fake hockey player better than most in only one thing: avoiding getting traded- that's mostly because n other team wants his sorry ass. They all know he's a dufus that pretends to play hockey. He's a parasite, sucking the blood of maple leafs fans everywhere.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:31:09 GMT reply
The revisionist history has already begun on sites with rabidly idiotic Leafs fanboys pretending that laughable turd on ice demo game 7 vs Boston wasn't Clown Show Jake Gardiners finest hour. Or, that he AREA 51 doesn't play D like shit that all the time. Delusional, just like Jake-off.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:24:10 GMT reply
Rumour that Scooby Dubas is testing a deal with St Louis that would send 6 ft 6 D man Colton Parayko to Toronto in exchange for Andreas Johnson and Shit Show Jake, oh please let it come to pass. Finally to be rid of that turd Gardiner and acquiring a real D man to boot! It's also rumoured that the useless tit Jake is trying to negotiate an extension with the Leafs, they'd have to be f@cking idiots to extend that Piece Of Shit Gardenia.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 01 Aug 2018 01:55:25 GMT reply
the land of fake news and fake hockey players- what a country! tweet, tweet!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 31 Jul 2018 10:21:46 GMT reply
With the Maple Leafs having finally crashed and burned for another year I think I'll actually miss not being able to watch the moronic things that Jake Gardiner does on the ice while he impersonates a hockey player.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 29 Jul 2018 03:24:59 GMT reply
Tweet, Tweet (from The Donald, acting as The President, in the game show ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN CALL THE KETTLE BLACK: "my lawyer is a pathological liar", what a goofball! Is he from Minnesota, like Jake? There's a lot of Fakes in the U.S. Mr. President, You're fired. Please take Jake with you, he is also FIRED!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 28 Jul 2018 20:28:07 GMT reply
Fake news direct from Donald Trump: The not-so Constant Gardiner is an NHL caliber player.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 28 Jul 2018 20:26:12 GMT reply
Q. Which NHL defense men are NOT good enough to play on the penalty kill-ever, besides AREA 51? A. Anyone that's retired.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 27 Jul 2018 22:08:16 GMT reply
Dump that POS fake D man Jake-off Gardiner. Scooby Dubas tried to unload the douchebag on Vancouver but they said no thanks.
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