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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Aug 2019 12:26:10 GMT reply

Jake Gardiner: 100% useless.

One of the great mysteries of our time has to be how this moron stays in the NHL.

I'm certain his hockey stick has a higher IQ than he does and the last thing the other team probably wants to see is Gardiner taking a penalty, he's far more valuable to them when he's on the ice!!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Aug 2019 11:16:53 GMT reply
yeah, I really think the "fantasy" hockey crowd have some growing up to do, especially jake hahn on SeriusXM who co-hosts with a guy named "Boomer". not sure what the draw is on this whole thing. to me, it's kind of like the whole walking dead/zombie business on TV. it's just stupid.
"fantasy" hockey goes hand-in-hand with "analytics" (another false, inexact science) and should be relegated to its rightful place- the broom closet. because that's where weirdos that can't enjoy watching a game belong. jake hahn is a really bad version of a talking head. the guy's a dolt with verbal diarrhea. he says "I think" and "boomer" just about every time he speaks. and he speaks really fast and yammers about a million mph and gives his opinion about players and teams, but actually says NOTHING. VERBAL diarrhea specialist. why not just watch a game and check the standings? that'll help, you gnome-brained cylon dufus.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Aug 2019 04:40:34 GMT reply

Jake Gardiner has the hockey sense of a loaf of bread.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 23:36:25 GMT reply
I've witnessed the Babs phenomena in my own career. leaders/ managers that appear to be so kind and caring and nurturing that everyone talks about how great they are. BUT, they will not allow a rising star (one who is actually better than them but has not been in any way promoted or instructed by the so-called great teacher) to rise if they themselves can't take credit for it. it's shameful behavior, but usually their ego has just grown so massive from the constant praising for the success stories they've created, that they actually resent and inhibit and restrict someone who does not pay dividends to them personally.the great babs seems to be this way to matthews.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 23:19:15 GMT reply
I watched Grecian Formula Burkette on TIM +SYD and he(for once) did not mention Jane or Ms.Philamena Kessel (his two worst first round selections and both associated with the maple leafs). he's usually the talking-head prima-donna with the unholy task of defending the un-defendable dynamic duo of bad draft choices.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 22:16:11 GMT reply
Haven't forgotten that Karlson/Garbs laugher by the stats only fanboys. Son of Karl has a consistent history of roughly 20 goals and 50 assists on average per full/healthy season and that's with the added responsibility of Captaincy on a not very good Sens team. Garbs on the other hand averages at about 5 goals and 25 assists per season while playing with alleged 'superstars' like Marner, Mathews and Nylander et al. Not to mention that K-man isn't a constant liability in the D zone nor an icing machine and playoff meltdown specialist like Jake 'Hungus' Garbs.But in the suspended reality popular among the fantasy hockey crowd that somehow gets put aside and voila, $7,000,000 per is their magic 8 ball number for ice capades Jake!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 21:36:09 GMT reply
As more time goes by and the Garbs fanboys, his agent, and the idiot hisself become more ridiculously at odds with reality watch for even more of the 'Jake-off just really, really wants to stay in Taranna' default dingleberry narrative because it's already become abundantly obvious that no one else wants the laughably over-rated D stiff. Like Blabscrock-a-shit it's quite possible that our Clown Show Garbs believed his own hype and that of his moronic stats fanboys. He's having a wake up call now though, much like the one Blabs is due for soon. They both got away with a boatload of cash though, be content Garbs/Blabs stop torturing Leaf fans. Do the right thing and f@ck off to Buffalo's farm team already.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 21:20:14 GMT reply
Don’t forget that he was the best free agent d-man after karlsion.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 20:55:05 GMT reply
Some Spertsnet cheerleading drivel vid recently with some sperts turd and Corey Hirsch laughably droning on some fantasy 'what if Garbs went back to the Leafs and got 50/60 points, wouldn't that be great' nonsense. The title for the video is something like 'Why a Jake-off rerun with the Leafs makes sense' but they offer no 'why' and make absolutely no sense, it's about as sensible as some idiot Garbs fanboy blogger with even less content. The Buds have already filled their D vacancies with signings and have AHL'ers waiting in the wings ... why would it make any sense to have shit stain D man Garbs return?! Especially after all his moronic, stats only, cheersquad have pumped the idiots tires far beyond his worth. This is another reason no GM wants to chance looking like an idiot by paying big money for a 3rd pairing D man who is a disaster in the D zone and consequently is never trusted on the PK even by a hockey fraud like Blabscrock-a-shit.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:49:44 GMT reply
thanks for reading my posts, I appreciate it. The naps are on you- that's often the sign of a lazy mind.
Oh Yeah "unfounded": day 53, and not a peep from the seven million dollar jane fan club (other NHL teams). Why aren't they knocking the door down with pen in hand to get jane's autograph? let's recap starting in anaheim with brian burkette....blah, blah, blah, then dave nonis in tarrana, blah, blah, trade other good defensemen that go on to win the cup, and keep jane, blah, see jane run, see jane fall, see jane play boston, see jane get booed, blah, blah, see jane play boston again,blah...
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 11:57:01 GMT reply
Long enough post i fell asleep after you made the same points you did at dsy 42, boring
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Aug 2019 03:06:08 GMT reply
Elliot Friedman saying that it is possible that jane just wants to come back to the TMLs, even though he would be a third pairing guy at best, and would not be building his market value by doing so. NO Shit Sherlock! the guy knows he's not as good as everyone(the punditry)wishes he was. he knows that. he also has not got enough courage to just say NO to his agents and all of leaf punditville. he has always been at best a third pairing, part dunce, part dense, part defense (not sure about that one). they all expect him to somehow magically become a bona-fide D man. SORRY, it just cannot happen without courage. his single (ONE time) 52 point season is easily explained, but even playing with superstars for an entire season did not elevate his game to plain-jane average, permanently. the proof is that he fell right back to being a guy who scores 3 goals and gets 20-30 points once matthews demanded that he be rid of jane. To be honest, I think matthews figured that IF he could play with a stronger D man, primarily Reilly, his point production would go up also and he would be primed for the coming contract negotiations. But the ego formerly known as Babs, deprived him of even that, by limiting his ice time- DELIBERATELY- screwing him over, AND the team! IF this is true, Babs is an evil genius, and a very self-centered man and terrible coach.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Aug 2019 16:44:39 GMT reply
I heard when she was born her mom thought she was just a pussy fart. Janes fave song is "smell the Glove" by spinal tap. She is trying to hide her team-mates gloves during games so she can give em a good sniffing.
She also saves her tear drops in her mouth guard so she can re-use them after game 7's.
Man I don't like this chic and they way she twirls around the ice or stands frozen like a statue pissn in her cup cause thers no balls to fill it up.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 21 Aug 2019 16:29:03 GMT reply
Gardenhose is done. If dumbass offers her anything it is proof positive TMLSE Never wants the Cup and is it the farthest goal from they're mandate. And if they miraculously win it they would give it back stating it was not they're intention of pursuing it.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 21 Aug 2019 11:55:46 GMT reply
Jake Gardiner plays with an upper body problem. NO BRAINS!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 21 Aug 2019 11:06:36 GMT reply
"unfounded": shhhhhh. don't tell the punditry but it's DAY 52 and their hero-like seven-million-dollar quotable-quotes D man still doesn't have a single offer for his fragile, slow-witted, untalented services. SHOCKING! not really. anyone that has actually watches this dufus play can see that he IS NOT NOW, nor has he EVER BEEN really an NHL caliber player. a series of blunders by incompetents with power(Nonis, Burkette, Babs)have kept this little disaster zone employed and playing in a once very proud uniform.I still think that jane is quietly the most shocked person in hockey that he's fooled everyone this long. he knows he hasn't got the tools to actually be playing with professionals, but just does not want to admit it. certainly not to his agent.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 21 Aug 2019 03:22:30 GMT reply
finally someone as dumb as jane the garden gnome.
Jane:okay,the next league game counts, but no skating backwards and you get a point for goals, assists and icings!
trump: okay, if they won't sell me Greenland, I'm not going to meet their prime minister!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 20 Aug 2019 23:55:46 GMT reply
Is it not obvious by now to the idiot Leaf punditry that the their favourite idiot was laughably over-rated and ridiculously over-valued by BS merchants like Blabscrock-a-shit and others? If POS Garbs were half the D man they crack him up to be he'd be contractually locked up already! Nobody is seriously interested in a slow D zone meltdown specialist who can't ever be trusted on the PK and is a -10 in the playoffs with game 7's as his f@ckup speciality!! 7,000,000.00 per for a few stretch passes that actually connect .... and a boatload of icings for the many that don't! Yeah ... that's great value ... only in f@cking Taranna!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 20 Aug 2019 23:42:47 GMT reply
Clown Show Jake Garbs continues to torture Leaf fans. If this POS D man had any integrity he'd have already signed a short term deal with some Euro team just to stay on top of his shitty game in the deluded hope of some NHL team ever being interested. But nooooooooo, the dingleberry continues to cling to the nether regions of the TML in hopes of crumbs after Marner feasts on the remaining cap space. That scenario or the 'handshake' deal rumour that hinges on said team ditching a D man to sign the idiot, take your pick or have both. In any case shit stain D man Jake-off, true to form, is making his slow, pathetic departure (or not) from the Leafs as agonizing as his regular D zone meltdowns during his overstayed and overpaid tenure in Taranna!! F@ck off already Garbs!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 20 Aug 2019 02:01:54 GMT reply
I enjoyed re-reading all the articles from the lead-up to, and the aftermath of, the official RFA/UFA date, July 1st. So much bullshit about jane being the best D man since karlson had signed. some did question his back problems, BUT not even one of them mention his inability to play the PK.
for some reason the pundits, collectively, are just ignoring this not-so-minor point: Jane cannot help out in this regard.strange that in this day and age, the pundits act like we'd just forget about his ineptitude, I suppose, like they can. HYPOCRITES! Or do they actually think that he can play the PK but Babs held him in such high regard that he wanted to save his scared, albino ass for his "TOI, TOI, TOI" that we heard sooooo much about all season. regardless if there was a master plan, or it was all just willy-nilly, jane only scored 3 goals all season.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 19 Aug 2019 23:41:32 GMT reply
"unfounded": day 50. No, not Labatts 50. it's day 50 of the gnome brain's UFA and he is still not even close to being on any team except the minnesota monkeys of the ma and pa kettle butt-futt league out of Fargo North Dakota. but not at seven mil. and no one is "elite", not even the owner or his twelve "twin" brothers. they're all "Delete's", because they've been ejected from the higher leagues. and jake's new agent has only three teeth in his tobacco-chewing mouth.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:39:46 GMT reply
I just saw a article sayong toronto ahould trade jake gardiner now before someone signs him...these people writing articules havnt even bothered to learn what a unrestricted free agent means....about shows the intelligence of the toronto media....just repeat what bob mackenzie says and you wont look dumb....until its 8 months later and hes now a ufa....dumbasses
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:37:25 GMT reply
Also saying someone is cool dosnt really mean anything when it comes to hockey skills, david clarkson was a cool guy, so was phaneauf thats how he got his smoking hot wife...but in the end thier hockey skills were just not up to nhl caliber...to see phaneauf with no ride at his age is surprising. He really pussyied up in his old age and that took the edge out of his game that madw him good in his youth,
Jane just never had a edge..or a heart or a brain
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 19 Aug 2019 16:35:00 GMT reply
Maybe he will take tanner and zamboni with him, im so tired of the toronto pundits still pushing jane and thinking he is coming back, lets pay 7 million for a guy who plays on the 3rd pairing and dosnt kill penalties and is -10 in game sevens........yeah if they do that they are the laughing stock of the nhl
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 19 Aug 2019 00:59:18 GMT reply
"but i bet hes 100% cooler and smarter than you!"
That's totally relevant(NOT!). this is the jane gardiner sucks forum. posters generally critique his lack of hockey skills, not whether he can guzzle 24 beers, smokes pot, attends "raves" on Queens Quay, or goes to the gay pride parade as a fan or a participant. personally I couldn't give a rats behind if he does any of these things. the jest of the forum is about his hockey ability (good or bad) and contribution to the success of the Maple Leafs (good or bad), etc. that sort of thing. as for myself, I'm just like most people- anonymous(no one watches me do my job on TV to cheer me on or boo me when I screw up). and I don't get paid nearly as much as jane, but i do have to do a good job in order to keep mine (no 5 year contracts in my profession). I don't have a playing partner who I can blame things on. and I don't contribute in any way to pop culture. so no, I'm not cooler. smarter- that's debatable, but there is no forum to critique me, unfortunately. IF I was "special-needs", I could never get a job in the private sector except as one of the many suggestions we've all made to jane: puck bunny, stick boy, Walmart greeter, etc.
so the statement does seem a tad childish and is absolutely irrelevant to this forum.but please ask someone for help to explain the whole "sucks forum" business, okay (maybe your grade 4 teacher can help). you run along now. thanks.
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