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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 16:45:12 GMT reply
oh calm down zamboni! give your vagina a rub n a tug, take a midol, and call your gynecologist in the morning. Theatrical? Dramatic? Shakespearean?-write the play for Broadway would ya. you really are overstating yourself. Okay, we understand you have some sort of man-crush or other undisclosed reason for protecting, supporting, and elevating your hero (our anti-hero). regardless of your motivation, some would consider it honorable (or whatever), others just hype and nonsense (please admit that those stats are just junk science). but none-the-less, both sides of the jane gardiner argument are spared any shame or embarrassment by the way he has exited the stage: a permanent injury that will finish his career (save us the possibility of him being resigned, and save the zamboni the possibility of jane being set free and not even one team wanting to sign him, or worse he's offered an entry level contract for a year or something). Both sides know that #51 GARDINER sweater sales have dried up (but so have the BOOs). Yours was the last one sold, and we see you at the rink wearing it proudly- go ahead. Okay, consider yourself fortunate to have known him, if you did, or just admired him from afar or whatever the case may be. don't be ashamed- just open the door and come out of that closet... please, it's brighter out here...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 14:38:23 GMT reply
Haters, you uber criticized someone you never met about something you do not understand!
It is absolutely preposterous to state that Jake Gardiner is not an NHL defencemen – he has been a top 4 D-man for 7 years. He has been awarded the most 5-on-5 ice-time by a coach that has won an Olympic Gold Medal. Over his career he has averaged more than 21 minutes per game and played 40 minutes in the Capitals overtime play-off game. He has played on two US world championship teams.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 12:36:31 GMT reply
You got a very good website, Gladiola I noticed it through yahoo search
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 12:35:48 GMT reply
James tanner/zamboni is sad......someone get him a tissue hes having a jake post game 7 moment , hahahhahhha
na na na na
Nah nah nah nah
Hey hey hey
Goodbye.....Goodbye
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 12:33:41 GMT reply
Excellent post my friend glad i saw it
Learning so much from your blogs, will be bookmarking this site!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 05:09:22 GMT reply

Who's more brain dead than Jake Gardiner? That's easy, Maple Leaf GM Dave Nonis. He's the genius that signed this useless twit for  $4,050,00 a year for five years. Brilliant. Really makes me wonder how he keeps his job. The Leafs might as well have a chimpanzee as GM.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 01:14:21 GMT reply
a strange premise- "if you knew him you wouldn't criticize him." what difference could it possibly make? he's a sub-par player. leaf fans, like any other, want their team to win, not lose. they want the strongest team out there every night. there is no room for charity cases in pro sports. in the liberal world, every "team" (no matter what the activity- sport or politics or whatever) has one of everything and everyone, including special needs types. this is not one of those liberal, feel-good causes. it's a professional hockey team. the highest level of the sport. there is NO ROOM for hangers-on or make-believers or any mary-poppins or wizard of oz type character. what is so mysterious about that?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 00:53:17 GMT reply
yeah, the zambonehead is obsessed with his idea that somehow being critical of a hockey player is tied to knowing him somehow. as if having met him would make everything okay and there'd be no more criticism. it's almost as if jane's admirer has an unhealthy and sickly man-crush on jane. Or worse, he actually has some sort of messiah complex thing happening and he really believes all those junk-science stats, or is desperately trying to wish it all to be true.
sadly, this is just not happening. jane is not an NHL level hockey player and never was.just the wishful thinking of several very bad hockey people, led by the grecian formula, out of work GM bryanna burkette, who gave away the entire farm and town and county to get none other than the one dimensional philamena kessel, and who also drafted jane # 17 for the ducks, when he was ruining that team.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Mar 2019 00:19:10 GMT reply
I am sure none of us here actually wished him really ill luck. We just didn't want him playing as a leaf. Turn 180 degrees and you are no better.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 22:06:30 GMT reply
“… what makes u think none of us have met him …” I do not know, just assuming that if you had met Jake Gardiner in person you would have not attacked every aspect of his character with such glee.
But thinking about, there probably are a few pathetic low-lifers on this forum that would do so after meeting Jake Gardiner.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:43:18 GMT reply
You got a very good website, Gladiola I noticed it through yahoo.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:42:54 GMT reply
Hahaha james tanner/zamboni is bitter hahhah what makes u think none of us have met him...hmm?
Calm down and have some hatorade,
Welcome to the jake gardiner SUCKS forum, not sure what u expected here you dunce...go troll somewhere else...this forum is dead
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 20:39:11 GMT reply
Ok haters, it is your time to rejoice, ring out the bells, and sing from your double-wide roof-top:
Ding Dong the wicked Jake is dead.
I have heard from some one in the business that Jake’s back will keep him out for the rest of the season and the playoffs. Additionally, there is a good chance his back may have ended his playing career.
Every dog will have its day and today is your day. Whoop it up guys, you have continually and un-merciful slagged someone you never met, and who by all accounts is a decent person, and now all your prayers have been answered.
Your only remaining problem is tomorrow morning when you wake-up in your double-wide and make you way to your bathroom you have to look yourself in the face. You should feel real proud.
What a group of middle-aged losers!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 19:57:36 GMT reply
Zamboni is hiding he is crushed his male fantasy jake gardiner is retired and he has no one to root for now, try these other dumps on ice
1. Phil kessel
2. Troy stetcher
3. Zac Ronaldo
4. Dion phaneauf
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 19:54:17 GMT reply
He wont even get a ride next year, no one wants to add a blunder filled imbocile who managed to get his own teams fans to boo him , yeah where do i sign to get that guy....he what now? Minus 5 in a game seven...thats qorth 7 million for sure!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 19:52:26 GMT reply
He officially is gone, they said he wont return this season. Thier is 9 games left and he hasnt skated in 4 weeks, already ur looking a at least two weeks skating to be game ready, april 9th is game 1 vs bruins,
He wont be ready untill late may early june at best, right in time for july 1st, he wont be getting 9 million now Zambrano
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 16:47:19 GMT reply
I remember when phaneuf was traded. His bad karma lingered for a year and then took over Gardiner completely. Maybe they need an exorcism of sorts like burning a #51 sweater. Toss #3 in their LSO and give Holl a new number.
I will be glad when Gardiner is officially gone.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 12:39:08 GMT reply
Zamboni can hire jake as a male escourt now tho, hahha
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 12:38:24 GMT reply
Hes played his last nhl game, not one team inquired about jakes services...no one...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 12:10:48 GMT reply

See Jake Gardiner is still playing with that upper body ailment, NO HOCKEY BRAINS.

How in the hell does this moron stay in the NHL, oh wait a minute he plays for the Leafs doesn't he, that explains everything.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 02:35:10 GMT reply
mocking his stupid comments shuts him up.at least diverts him, somewhat. he changes direction when confronted with logic. but don't aim it directly at him. that's more respect than he deserves. that is engaging which is what he craves. it validates his antagonizing comments. he likes to taunt. he likes to raise the level of frustration in others. he probably enjoys seeing and actively incites road rage and probably worse- any means of humiliating and antagonizing and unleashing acrimonious acts by others. this platform is probably mild compared to his other endeavors, especially on the internet, which provides isolation and protection for perpetrators.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 02:28:00 GMT reply
a sociopath cannot change being a sociopath. firstly, they don't recognize it,and certainly not as a flaw. and secondly, they would have to recognize something that they have no actual experience with or understanding of: empathy. it is alien to their psyche and very being, and an actual physical limitation- they have a stunted amygdala gland in their brain. it is the center of empathy. the zambonehead doesn't mind being insulted multiple times a day, and insulting others, ad-nauseum, because he is lacking any real emotional connection to the human race. read "the sociopath next door" and/or "the psychopath test". interesting, and you will find the zamboni is a medical specimen,not an actual pillar of the community and/or protector of special needs hockey players as he appears to be. he is annoying and harassing for a reason: his own amusement. you will note that he tries to address each of us directly while we can make general statements. he likes to lure and engage in combat one on one, and it is a game. in real life he is/was probably a bully to small guys and probably women. here he has anonymity so can bully with impunity but can't take on everyone at once. when he does call you out and directs comments directly at you return fire by generalizing or indirectly at him. it enrages his massive ego.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 01:50:45 GMT reply
Yep. Nylander is a pretty boy. And hainsy has been totally possessed by gardiner ghost. Hits Mathews in the face. In the leaf zone. His physical play in front of the net is only slightly better than gardiners. More contact but not really effective. Sabres getting heavy and leafs have no one to answer for that. Am watching this game late on FF so my comments are late.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 01:37:04 GMT reply
Nylander , little boy playing a mans game
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Mar 2019 01:34:00 GMT reply
Hainsey doing a pretty good job of filling in for Gardiner as well. Buffalo's second goal was all on the defense. Reilly and Hainsey.
I wouldnt mind seeing kadri on instead of nylander. Has a way better work ethic. Should have kept McElhaney. Sparks does not inspire confidence.
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