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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 16:02:57 GMT reply
watching the americans play germany. no sign of jane.the announce said that no one in the arena crowd is wearing a #51 leaf jersey, and he couldn't understand. strange? not really.(I wonder if they sold even one #51 sweater this year or last? betting it was just his family that bought them)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 05:01:12 GMT reply
Willy nylander for Tyson Barrie,
That is a 5.5 aav 1 year left for a 6.7 aav 5 years left,
I think its a good trade
Rhd , can be physical and help on the pk, and pp, might be the top pairing guy for reilly, lets see it dubas
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 04:28:33 GMT reply
Now janes gone and tanner has started talking about how we need josh manson and pk subban...does he even know that we will have trouble dressing a 3rd pairig 4 line that isnt comprised of even one current nhl player?..like russians playing for 80,000 a year i hear...not good..handshake deals with khl guys...Shanaplan going off without a hitch...CTE scan needed there...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 04:26:01 GMT reply
Tanner only had jane to get views on his terrible articules(use that term if we must!)
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 15:55:42 GMT reply
I searched and searched the IIHF american world championship team roster, but could not find jane. no jane. what happened? i'm shocked. analytics/his stats/james tanner/ the zambutthead/and now chris faria (whoever that is), suggest jane is the best player in the NHL. he's elite ya know! surely the americans would have wanted him on the team., wouldn't they? oh right, he's injured. a bulged disk or something (that conveniently correlated with the booing at his home arena).that has to be why he's not playing in the tournament. he's always played, hasn't he?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 13:09:01 GMT reply
Oh, and just in case I hadn't mentioned it previously, analytics is JUNK SCIENCE! statistics are MEANINGLESS DRIBBLE! jane is the WORST D man and player in general,in hockey, ANYWHERE! "hockey writers" HAVE NO IDEA what they're endorsing! chris faria is really MISSING THE WHOLE CONCEPT of who or what constitutes a good hockey player! and james tanner is just a FLUNKY. GO HOME JANE,BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on you jane- that's right- you're still being booed here in Toronto, you DUFUS!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 00:19:33 GMT reply
Hello out there
we are on the air
Its hockey night tonight!
Tension grows, the whistle blows
The leafs they blow
You know theyll lose thats right
Gardiners on his game the fans go insane
As he just passed the puck
And so once more matthews roars
"Aw comon what the fouk"
Good old jake gardiner
Hes the worst leaf you can play, and the goal that anderson cant save is from good old jake gardine!
Where players dash making tons of cash youd think they know what their doin?
The leafs sign this guy
oh why oh why he'll put the team in ruin!
You wonder why hes on ice
Hell screw up you can bet
ive seen him slide the put inside
his own friggin net!
Its overtime the games on the line
Dont let him play a shift!
What it does
It kills the buzz
Gives the other team a lift
And the final flick of his hockey stick
And puts one between the pipes, he drops it back for a bruins goal its another leaf loss tonight
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 23:38:31 GMT reply
another NEWSFLASH: the guy, if he is one, is a DUNCE. he can't keep up mentally with what is happening on the ice. and he's panic-stricken when he is forced to keep up- like when he's on the point and he gets the puck- "DAH, what do i do now! just try to shoot it, and then get turned around because the other guys are going to take the puck back towards my net. oh shit, here they go..." he just can't think fast enough. sorry "hockey writers"/ chris faria, you are dead wrong about jane.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 17:32:59 GMT reply
another obvious observation about the recent chris faria/hockey writers article that declares that jane is the leafs "best defense man": he conveniently fails to mention why jane does not play the penalty kill-EVER. it is astonishing to think that this guy (chris faria) gets paid to write. even if you remove ALL defensive duties from a defense man and only consider offensive contributions (which is a ridiculous way to asses a defense man), jane only got 3 goals this year. And as far as his not-so-astronomical 27 other points go, they were by far a majority just second assists. I can't recall him setting up even one goal.
yet another point in jane's anti-resume, is that he is never given the duty of defending against the other teams best forwards (because he just can't defend).
NEWSFLASH to Hockey Writers: 30 points is NOT by any means a great showing for a guy that gets only quality and easy minutes to play , EVERY GAME!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 12:04:00 GMT reply
Yes it's percentages hockey now, the triumph of passionless corporate automatons and 'systems' they teach these guys from a young age ... for those who can, and want to, afford it of course. The sports hacks are largely an extension of this hollow, corporate, magic 8 ball numbers game boring hockey where most time and energy is spent playing cautiously not to lose while waiting for most of the game for a few opportunities to exploit some slim, number crunched, advantage with some alleged 'special teams' nonsense. Why anyone would pay to watch this paint by numbers corporate shit and it's monstrous lumbering poster boy Jake-n-Stein Gardenia is a wonder of the weak minded modern age!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 06:16:35 GMT reply
to The Hockey Writers Chris Faria: you haven't actually watched a maple leaf game in more than 10 years have you? certainly not one with jane gardiner playing. you've actually stated that jane gardiner is the leafs best defenceman. You are INSANE and the outfit you write for is INSANE to employ you.
Jane Gardiner is the worst D man in the league. Not according to your stats. no doubt he's elite "new-math" wise. "reality-wise", he's a total dud. fortunately, they have never awarded the stanley cup using statistics as the only criteria.they do award it to the team that wins 16 games in the play-offs.and they individual player awards based on real results- not multiple layer, contorted and manipulated stats that don't amount to a hill of beans.jane is a DUD. his actual abilities prove how worthless those very stats are. we'll see how long he lasts in the NHL once he leaves the leafs or they leave him.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 03:10:07 GMT reply
This just in, the turd D man, Jake-n-Stein has been scooped up by the Bulgarian Womens Hockey Team to play on the third pairing alongside Yordanka Donkova!! Jake-off Gardinova accepted a signing bonus of 3 goats, a yak, a classic 1981 Lada Niva and $20,000 Leva a year!!! Tanner and I told you guys they were lined up to sign this guy for big money!!!! Way to go Gardinova!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 18:09:40 GMT reply
just plain bad
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 18:09:23 GMT reply
hes bad
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 May 2019 11:42:53 GMT reply
Nylander made 20.3 million in 2018/2019
He had 7 goals and 22 assists in 60 games
Ill be surprised if they dont find him on a coke bender in a bathhouse in sweden, way to much money...his agent must be Les Grossmen
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 May 2019 11:41:05 GMT reply
Thr bruins win the cup and the haters panic will dial down considerably....boston is a great team structured salary cap! Makes all the difference they deserve the cup, matthews makes twice as much as Bergeron!!!!!!tavares makes 5 mill more than marchand! Reilly makes more than chara!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 15 May 2019 02:10:57 GMT reply
"I counted the math cups the leafs have won in the last 52 years..."
WHAT A GREAT ENTRY- well written, especially the finale:"Might as well get Gardiner back for all I care any fu*king more." BRILLIANT. "55 math cups"! about as valuable as bra cups, but not quite as provocative.Hey, maybe the bra talk will appeal to jane?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 May 2019 00:41:00 GMT reply
I counted the math cups the leafs have won in the last 52 years. Amazingly we won 52 according to stats ass. But real cups? Zero.
And if Babcock and Dubas continue their stupidity it will be 55 math cups and zero Stanley Cups. Perfect. Might s well get Gardiner back for all I care any fu*king more.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 May 2019 13:55:48 GMT reply
He sucks
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 21:20:06 GMT reply
just for fun, let's try to name even one quality or skill that jane actually has, that he can be considered elite at/in (at least in that category or a particular hockey skill). now weigh that against all his defects,inabilities, liabilities, etc. in this purely hypothetical scenario, there is not even a way to fudge the numbers to make it even close. nothing can level the ratio of positives to negatives. is there even one category where jane would be considered a mid-grade/ average player?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 00:19:37 GMT reply
So we need very serious help on defense if we are ever to succeed in the playoffs. this talk about a three year cup run is pure folly. we'll be lucky to get close, even once without a legitimate defense corp. 4 big, and talented D men, and then at least 2 other reasonably responsible D men. NOT converted forwards. REAL D MEN! and if necessary, trade the entire forward corp except marner and matthews and maybe kappanen. spend remaining money on the required D men.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 20:54:42 GMT reply
good defense beats good offense. it's just common sense! the dufus dumb-asses that have run the leafs for the last 50 years have missed this fundamental. you can't win a cup by loading up on offensive weapons and ignoring your defense. jane gardiner is an example of the neglected defense. how long has he been around? and they expected things to improve with this guy? he's seen how many coaches come and go? Ron Wilson, Randy Carlyle, Peter Horachek, and then goofball badcock. the only one of them that "liked" the dunce, was badcock. yet he never played him on the PK. very strange, and there has also been a truckload of players that have come and gone in the same time (from 2011 to 2019, NINE SEASONS!), and yet the DUNCE survived. It sure does make you wonder how!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 19:54:20 GMT reply
he sucks
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 01:45:33 GMT reply
You got a very good website, Gladiola I noticed it through yahoo.Then: “The words of a prophet are written on a subway wall.” Now: The words of a savant are written on a haters forum.
Go figure.Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 23 Mar 2019 15:56:55 GMT
If you guys dont want phil anymore you have to start throwing his jerseys on thebuse   delete
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Apr 2019 15:24:43 GMT
has anyone read the article by dave feschuk in todays star. it's excellent, and clarifies a lot. babs and dubas are on the same page as far as the analytics go. they've bought into the EXPECTED horse shit and wonder what all the fuss is about. it seems that everything turns out rosy when you apply their magical formulas. for example: 3:1 loss to TBAY last week equates to only a slight loss of only 3.09 to 3.02. In the 4:2 loss to ottawa, the leafs actually won the game 3.54 to 1.59! I love this new math. isn't it wonderful.and believe it or not, the last spring game 7 against boston where we lost 7:4, we actually won that game 3.08 to 2.35! so we moved on to the second round but forgot to send the team! and we won the mathematical cup, just forgot the parade! no wonder the zambutthead is frustrated with this site. jane really is a superstar according to this newfangled abstract hockey. now it all makes sense. we actually have the most math cups in the history of the nhl. damn it, why didn't anyone tell me?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 01:40:00 GMT reply
What happened haters? The big bad mean Bruins did not score a single goal while Jake was on the ice. How many times did one one of you haters predict that the Bruins would target and make mince meat of Jake. Did not happen. What do you say now? 
Crickets all I can hear is crickets
BTW not too shabby a job of coaching, wouldn’t you say?John Tavares…………....15.8
Jake Gardiner……………14.2
Mitch Marner…………..11.9
Zach Hyman…………… 10.8Leafs leaders in Expected +/-
John Tavares…………....15.8
Jake Gardiner……………14.2
Mitch Marner…………..11.9
Zach Hyman…………… 10.8
Looking at the numbers, one could argue the boost that Jake Gardiner’s return should give the Leafs will be as if the Leafs added a player with the effectiveness of Marner/Tavares – not too shabby!
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