Phil Kessel Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 Nov 2017 16:18:08 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 Nov 2017 21:32:03 GMT reply
My favourite part of this is when some of the deluded morons on here think Phil actually reads this. Like seriously you a guy making 8 million cares what any of you think? I certainly wouldn't if I were in his shoes.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Nov 2017 11:31:09 GMT reply
I’m EXTREMELY jealous of Kessel. I mean, who WOULDN’T want to look like a bald, pudgy 50 year old long haul truck driver with the vocabulary of a 12 year old. He’s a power play suck who refuses to pay the price required to score 50 goals - by going to the dirty areas of the ice and grinding out dirty goals at even strength - tip ins and banging in rebounds. He might even score 60 if he learned to take slap shots and one timers. Sad that he is content to be just a one trick pony. Such underachieving wasted potential.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:51:53 GMT reply
This page has just become a circle jerk of guys jealous of Phil
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Nov 2017 16:25:30 GMT reply
The stupidity runs high with these Rookies! Check yourselves in the mirror and you'll see an idiot stares back at you.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Nov 2017 18:30:27 GMT reply
Oh but you making fun of a cancer survivor is somehow OKAY?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Nov 2017 15:14:38 GMT reply
Lol what you got scared? You hater
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Nov 2017 02:06:35 GMT reply
Be careful with your words there Rookie, Don't wish ill upon others as ill words can turn against you.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 18:33:39 GMT reply
Shut up all of you! I hope you will have cancer and then we will see how you're gonna get on with your life!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 01:18:46 GMT reply

Who needs a Stanley Cup when I have a huge wiener!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 03:24:13 GMT reply
Phil Kessel, number "Ate One", ranks 387th in the NHL for shooting percentage, at 5.9%. That means he takes about 20 shots ON goal for every goal he scores. VERY inefficient indeed. PLUS, he misses the net about 1/3 of the time, meaning he takes about 30 shots attempts per goal scored. Because he always shoots from an angle,his missed shots create breakouts the other way. And he STILL hasn't registered a hit this season, even though he's built like a fire hydrant at 5' 10" and 235 lbs. And yeah, I know he has 2 cup rings. But the Pens won those cups in spite of Kessel, NOT because of him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Nov 2017 03:18:14 GMT reply
If Phil Kessel was a fifth grader, he'd be the kid sitting at the back of the class, mouthing off at the teacher but never responding when called upon.  He would never do his homework. He'd fail his tests and blame his teachers. He'd never participate in phys. ed. unless it was for floor hockey. He'd have more lunch money than everyone else, but he would only eat junk food. He'd be the least popular kid in the school because he would sneer and grimace at everyone, yet would be a coward when challenged. But at least he would have perfect attendance, raaaaight?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 30 Oct 2017 14:31:38 GMT reply

These HOT DOGS taste GREAT!!!

Better eat them fast before SID the KID starts picking on my weight again. Doesn't matter to me at all, I'll get another Stanley Cup Ring on my fat middle wiener!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 27 Oct 2017 18:48:57 GMT reply
This insults on this page are just a joke
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 27 Oct 2017 12:11:39 GMT reply
back to back Stanley Cup Champion Phil Kessel now has back to back game winning OT goals.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Oct 2017 14:56:26 GMT reply
Must be a mistake
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Oct 2017 14:56:01 GMT reply
Guys I'll be honest I'm having a hard time finding anything stat wise the says Two Time Stanley Cup Champion Phil Kessel wasn't the best player on the Maple Leafs team when he played there. By the stats on NHL.com he lead the team in goals and points every year he played there.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Oct 2017 14:41:22 GMT reply
Two Time Stanley Cup Champion with a sweet game winning goal in OT last night.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 23 Oct 2017 21:08:00 GMT reply
Philippines kessel eats 1000 burgers a month and poops 3 times during every game he reeks of sh!t every game this is why he skates alone and in circles ,creating clouds of stink that burn opponents eyes with its acidic nature, this is when kesseltonin comes blasting down the wing pinching his loaf only to shoot early because he sh!t himself yet again....come playoff time he goes on benders of sushi and jaguar urine, mixed with pure whey protein
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 23 Oct 2017 21:04:41 GMT reply
One bad game dosnt make kessel horrible bud, toronto got walloped other night too...it's called a season...not 8 games long like toronto would make us think
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 15:10:26 GMT reply
Kessel won yall the cup eh, nothing to do with crosby or malkin.. how are u this year? Was it 7-1 for Tampa last night? Toronto fans are glad to give you phil, take the locker room plague that comes with him too, he's highly infectious
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 22 Oct 2017 15:08:37 GMT reply
Rough start of philidAdelphia kessel , maybe they should deal him to Vancouver I hear they need a mascot?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Oct 2017 12:58:56 GMT reply
Phil "fatty fat fat" Kess makes dumb flippy backhands.
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