Phil Kessel Sucks Forum

Discussion forum for Phil Kessel's anti-fans (Toronto Maple Leafs, NHL). Does he suck? Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans. If you see inappropriate comments, then please report them by clicking the report abuse link aside the comment. Comments you post may require a paid membership to delete.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Jan 2017 18:20:57 GMT reply
Kessel is da king of burgers and hockey he should be nicknamed King Kessel hands down
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 16 Jan 2017 17:52:33 GMT reply
Kessel fun facts:
Phil kessel lost his virginity at the entry draft to a Un taped stick
Phil plays on the third line matching up with grinders and checkers and ahl call ups, because this is where he belongs, can't have him play top tier guys on 1st line he will just cough up the puck way to much, there are a lot of stats other than point and +- , in fact giveaways and takeaways would be a good one to call phil out on, as well as his checking! I believe his turnovers is in the thousands to be honest,
Phil went to clown college in Toronto with Carlyle and clarkson
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 Jan 2017 15:39:22 GMT reply
Kessel is amazing, he can wolf down dozens of burgers before a game and still be top ten in the NHL. Gretzky used to eat 4 doggers before each game too.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 16 Jan 2017 01:13:41 GMT reply
i wpuld love to eat like a king and still.be the champ.like Kessel
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 15 Jan 2017 17:02:35 GMT reply
Kessel fun facts:
Phil eats a whopping 5,500 calories a day
Phil once ate 17 cheeseburgers,
Phil and ovechkin once split a case of beer ,till phil started trying to shotgun and got a cut,
Phil weighed 300 lbs in grade 11
Phil is married to his cousin
Phil is the worst team player and leader among players with his skill set in the nhl
Phil also has a stage thing for whales and seals , just smiles and stares at them (kinda creepy)
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 14 Jan 2017 18:58:30 GMT reply
nothing cracks me up more than a guy who comes HERE to call us losers lolol
you really must have no life at all lolol you just dont get it mic mac lolol
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 14 Jan 2017 18:51:33 GMT reply
Suck muh king kong shlong mic mac lol
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 14 Jan 2017 00:48:25 GMT reply
Wanna see losets head over to the kadri forum, holy $hit
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Jan 2017 18:57:49 GMT reply
You guys are the losers not Kessel. GET A LIFE
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 Jan 2017 05:19:18 GMT reply
Have you seen my ghost seen my ghost seen my ghost...TML
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 Jan 2017 05:14:45 GMT reply
Kessel is playing on the third line, for a reason too, he's a great one dimensionAL playeR
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 12 Jan 2017 20:23:48 GMT reply
Also incase you try and bring up the argument he is only a power play guy
EV 9G 12A Inclduing 9 First Assists
PP 4G 16A
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 12 Jan 2017 20:22:14 GMT reply
Phil Kessel fun facts
Phil Kessel is in the top ten in points in the NHL despite playing on the Penguins 3rd Line with Bonino and Hagelin who combined have 60% of the points of Kessel,
This points include
13 Goals and 16 First Assists as the set up man on the Penguins power play
Also hey ya know who has a worse Turnover +/- than Kessel? Sidney Crosby!!! Does that make Crosby a terrible player? According to you guys it does.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:16:54 GMT reply
Phil Kessel fun facts:
In his career to date, Kessel is a -64, with nearly twice as many giveaways as takeaways. He averages 1 hit every 6 games. Last season, Kessel registered 9 hits. Ovechkin registered 8 hits in a single playoff game last season. Translation: Kessel hates puck battles, and he is afraid of his own shadow. Sad, raaaight?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 08:09:35 GMT reply
all of you faggots can suck muh foot long shlong
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 08:08:34 GMT reply
muh shlong is thick n fat n .luv to stroke muh king kong shlong
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 04:34:33 GMT reply
You know Toews said he thought he should not have been selected right?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 03:04:30 GMT reply
Chicago has 4 players on... so much for your stupid theory! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
KESSEL IS A LOSER!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 02:52:33 GMT reply
So was Ristolainen, Panarin, Scheifle, Werenski, Talbot, need I go On?
All great players, Kessel is a top ten player but 3rd on his own team and then they are getting too many Penguins.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Jan 2017 01:43:13 GMT reply
Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!!
KESSEL LEFT OFF THE ALL-STAR TEAM--AGAIN!!!
BECAUSE HE SUCKS!!
Only player EVER to not get honoured by his former team of more than six years! WHAT A LOSER!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 10 Jan 2017 11:38:31 GMT reply
i dont need to get laid when i can stroke muh foot long shlong.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 10 Jan 2017 11:08:59 GMT reply
sometimes i flash muh foot long shlong at Subways when i order a 12" salami sub but they dont appreciate muh gift and even call the cops smh...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 10 Jan 2017 10:38:13 GMT reply
Rookie I have no zits nor I like doritos. I have a foot long shlong named "Pony". He is muh besty and we are in love
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 Jan 2017 19:45:51 GMT reply
Reply-to:Forgive me, I didnt mean to make you have to get off your high horse

Do you come on this site every day?  OMG , you have to realize how effed up that is. Are you drinking pop and eating doritos in your mom's basement? Let me guess you are fat , full of zits unemployed and have never been laid!!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 Jan 2017 18:04:05 GMT reply
Forgive me, I didn't mean to make you have to get off your high horse
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