Phil Kessel Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 17 Feb 2019 02:47:34 GMT reply
Wait if u cant out a ' in McDonalds then you dont know hockey? Pretty sure lots of guys that couldnt even read played professionally...most recent david clarkson
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 17 Feb 2019 02:45:57 GMT reply
What do u care how he plays hes payed by the Toronto Maple leafs anyway
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 22:08:54 GMT reply
It's not "whomever" in that case genius!! And it's spelled McDonald's not "McDonalds" moron!
Learn some grammar and spelling before calling people names on this forum, DUMBASS!!! Obviously, you are the uneducated one who (not whom) slings burgers at McDonald's... that's clearly why you don't understand hockey, and therefore, like Kessel. Well, here's some education for you:
PHIL KESSEL IS A LAZY, ONE-DIMENSIONAL, ONE-TRICK-PONY, POWER PLAY SPECIALIST, WHO DOESN'T HIT, BLOCK SHOTS, BACK-CHECK, ENGAGE PHYSICALLY IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER, AND IS A COMPLETE DEFENSIVE LIABILITY!! (MINUS 84)
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 20:43:51 GMT reply
In the last couple of games...
KESSEL HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF THE TOP POWER PLAY UNIT BECAUSE OF HIS POOR PLAY, CONSTANT GIVEAWAYS CAUSING SHORT HANDED GOALS AGAINST, WHICH HAVE COST THE PENS DEARLY... THEY ARE ALMOST OUT OF A PLAYOFF POSITION, AS KESSEL IS ONCE AGAIN LEADING THE TEAM (WITH MALKIN) IN HAVING THE WORST PLUS/MINUS!!
HE HAS ALMOST ZERO 5 ON 5 POINTS IN THE LAST 10 GAMES!!!
HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PATHETIC POWER PLAY SPECIALIST!!
KESSEL THE LOSER IS MINUS 17 FOR THE YEAR!
KESSEL THE LOSER IS MINUS 84 FOR HIS CAREER!
THAT'S PATHETIC!!!
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 05:42:42 GMT reply
Whomever is writing all of this shit is a real dick! You probably sling burgers at McDonalds! Get a life!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 14:27:59 GMT reply
“Some mistakes that we make, we beat ourselves. With some of the decisions we make with the puck and give them some real high-quality opportunities,” said head coach Mike Sullivan.
TRANSLATION: IT WAS KESSEL'S FAULT!
Tampa Bay extended their lead early in the second period by exploiting the Penguins Achilles heel: shorthanded goals. Tampa Bay quickly transitioned from a Phil Kessel turnover and Anthony Cirelli (10) deked DeSmith for a 3-1 lead. It was the Penguins’ league-leading 12th shorthanded goal allowed.
“I don’t think we beat ourselves necessarily, but that shorthanded goal hurts,” Crosby said. “At the end of the night, that was the difference.”
TRANSLATION: KESSEL LOST US THE GAME!!
HA HA HA HA HA AH AHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!!
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!
EVEN HIS OWN TEAMMATES/COACHES ARE SAYING IT!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 14:02:51 GMT reply
Phil Kessel:
Pointless in last 4 games--USELESS WITHOUT GENO!!
KESSEL -- MINUS 15 THIS YEAR!!
WHAT A JOKE!!!
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 13:38:28 GMT reply
ANOTHER KESSEL GIVEAWAY LEADS TO A PENGUINS LOSS!!!! HA HA HAHA HA!!! LOL!!!
HE MADE A STUPID PASS TO CROSBY, WHILE HE WAS COVERED BY 3 PLAYERS, GAVE THE PUCK AWAY, AND TAMPA STREAKED DOWN THE ICE TO SCORE A SHORT-HANDED GOAL -- KESSEL WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND ON THE BACK-CHECK...
WHAT A LOSER!!!
EVEN PENS FANS ARE NOW NOTICING THAT KESSEL HAS DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING 5 ON 5, AND IS NOTHING MORE THAN A POWERPLAY SPECIALIST... BUT HE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT NOW WITH MALKIN OUT...
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!!
NO POINTS IN LAST 3 GAMES -- NO GENO... NO POINTS!!!! HA HA HA AH AH AHAAHAAHHAHAHA!!!
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 06 Feb 2019 13:04:47 GMT reply
Typical PHAT PHIL against Carolina!
MINUS 2
ZERO POINTS
ZERO HITS
ZERO BLOCKED SHOTS
3 GIVEAWAYS -- SCORE SHEET SAYS ONE, BUT THAT'S A LIE!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 10:05:10 GMT reply
Take it easy Phil... YOU ONLY HAVE STANLEY CUPS BECAUSE YOU GOT LUCKY BEING TRADED TO THE PENS, WHO WERE SO PISSED OFF AT TOUR ATTEMPTS TO PLAY ON CROSBY'S LINE, HSD TO PUT TOGETHER A "KESSEL LINE" (3RD LINE) WITH THE BEST DEFESIVE FORWARDS ON THE TEAM TO COVER UP FOR YOUR HORRIBLE ONE-DIMENSIONAL, LAZY, NO DEFENSE, PATHETIC PLAY! PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!
ZERO POINTS AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAM LAST NIGHT AND HE WAS A MINUS ONE, OF COURSE.
YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A CHICKEN LITTLE POEER PLAY SPECIALIST, WHILE YOU RELY ON ALL YOUR TEAMMATES TO FO ALL THE DIRTY WORK OF HITTING, BLOCKING SHOTS, AND BACK CHECKING!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 21 Jan 2019 17:22:31 GMT reply
You bunch of transexuals nonce are F*cking dellusional. Phil Kessel has stanley cups, goals, and money to through at you bunch of pussies standing behind your keyboard. Phil Kessel could bone any girl in the world even with his one testicle he would bone your daughter.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 20 Jan 2019 08:41:33 GMT reply
Oh Phil... Pens LOSE vs Vegas (7-3):
Phil - MINUS 3 (OUCH!!) - PATHETIC!!
FAT, LAZY, SELFISH, ONE-DIMENSIONAL PHIL KESSEL IS NOW MINUS 14 FOR THE SEASON...
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Jan 2019 05:06:34 GMT reply
If Phil Kessel was a fifth grader, he'd be the kid sitting at the back of the class, mouthing off at the teacher but never responding when called upon.  He would never do his homework. He'd fail his tests and blame his teachers. He'd never participate in phys. ed. unless it was for floor hockey. He'd have more lunch money than everyone else, but he would only eat junk food. He'd be the least popular kid in the school because he would sneer and grimace at everyone, yet would be a coward when challenged. But at least he would have perfect attendance, raaaaight?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Jan 2019 08:34:53 GMT reply
ANOTHER BRUTAL GAME FOR KESSEL (SHARKS)!!
HA HA HA!!!
MINUS 3; 0 POINTS; 0 HITS; 0 BLOCKED SHOTS; 1 GIVEAWAY (ON THE SCORE SHEET... MORE LIKE 3 GIVEAWAYS, THOUGH)!!!!
DECREASED ICE TIME AGAIN!!!
HA HA HA HA AH HA!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
KESSEL SUCKS!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 13 Jan 2019 06:34:49 GMT reply
Kessel's ice time has been cut significantly by the coach. Tonight against the Kings he played 6.5 fewer minutes than Crosby and 4.5 fewer minutes than Malkin.
HE REALLY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A POWER PLAY SPECIALIST! WHAT A LOSER!!!!
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!! LOL!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 13 Jan 2019 06:32:17 GMT reply
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Tonight against the Kings, KESSEL WAS MINUS 3, ZERO HITS, ZERO BLOCKED SHOTS, ONLY 1 SHOT ON GOAL, AND GAVE THE PUCK AWAY AT LEAST 4 TIMES!!!
HE GAVE THE PUCK AWAY AND CAUSED THE LAST GOAL AND DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TRY AND SKATE HARD TO STOP THE EMPTY NET GOAL!!! WHAT A LOSER!!!!!
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!!!!
TYPICAL KESSEL GAME!!!!! LOL!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 10 Jan 2019 01:57:56 GMT reply
If Kessel lets go of being a SELFISH, LAZY, ONE-DIMENSIONAL, OVER-RATED PLAYER, I'll let go of my "hate boner" for him... but we all know that this WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
EVERY COACH HE PLAYS FOR HATES HIM!!!
Gee, I wonder why...
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!
Great game yesterday Phil... 4 GIVEAWAYS, NO POINTS, NO HITS, NO BLOCKED SHOTS, AND YOU KNOW PHIL IS WHINING AND COMPLAINING TO THE COACH THAT HE CAN'T GET ALL HIS POINTS IF HE'S NOT PLAYING WITH MALKIN -- CROSBY HATES PLAYING WITH PHIL WHEN IT'S 5v5.
KESSEL IS NOTHING MORE THAT A POWER PLAY SPECIALIST.
FAT, LAZY, SELFISH, ONE-DIMENSIONAL PHIL KESSEL!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Jan 2019 09:43:35 GMT reply
How about in 2019 a resolution is that the 3 guys who are still on this site with their hate boners for Kessel finally let it go
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 19 Dec 2018 23:27:36 GMT reply
For the third time in his career, on his third NHL team, Phil Kessel is at odds with his coach. This sad, predictable recurring theme has confirmed Kessel as a malcontent, a pariah, a dissenter, toxic, disruptive and a problematic person in the dressing room. Typically, his differences with his coaches stem from his being asked to do something, or modify his playing style for the betterment of the team. However, Kessel selfishly doesn't want to sacrifice personal success for team success, the way Sidney Crosby does ALL SEASON LONG, YEAR IN, YEAR OUT, by the way. Kessel has never been a leader, which is okay, except for the fact that he also refuses to be a follower. Grow up, Phil. Put the team first, tune into coach Sullivan's message and cooperate with him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 29 Nov 2018 03:42:50 GMT reply
Hey Hackwizardbrian, this is NOT the "Cheating Partners Suck" forum. It's the Phil Kessel Sucks forum.
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 22 Nov 2018 07:14:20 GMT reply
Great Comment Below!!! Well Said!!
PHIL KESSEL SUCKS!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 19 Nov 2018 13:41:58 GMT reply
Let's review:
Phil Kessel has a contentious, combative, defiant, strained relationship with coach Sullivan.
Phil Kessel always resists participating as one of the first 3 shooters in the shootout. Letang normally shoots third, while "the sniper" sits because he gets stage fright? Gimme a break.
Phil Kessel has great speed, which would make him a threat on the PK, but he has never liked the PK because it saps him of energy, and doesn't give him his "cookies".
Phil Kessel refuses to play physically, and leads the league in "no-hitters" (ganes played with zero hits) in spite of the fact that he is built like a fire hydrant, with a low center of gravity - perfect for body checking. He is also near the worst in the league for giveaway/takeaway ratio and losing a high % of 50/50 puck battles.
Phil Kessel is a PP suck, despite the fact that he can't/won't/is unable to take one-timers on the off wing on the half wall on the PP - a scenario designed for one-timers. His feeble excuse is his ridiculously whippy stick, good ONLY for wrist shots and NOTHING else.
Phil Kessel is a reluctant, bristly interview subject who gives glib, meaningless answers as though he is being inconvenienced by the media he sees as a nuisance. He obviously doesn't understand or respect the symbiotic, mutually beneficial relationship between the press and players.
Phil Kessel won't budge on his contract's no trade clause even though he has served his purpose and worn out his welcome in Pitt.
Such limited value in exchange for a $6.8 million cap hit. It's a safe bet that GM Rutherford is burning the midnight oil trying to come up with a creative workaround solution that would somehow ship Kessel out.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 19 Nov 2018 06:45:24 GMT reply
KESSEL GIVEAWAYS NOW DESTROYING THE PENS...
THE COACH HATES HIM... AGAIN!!!
WHO COULDN'T SEE THIS COMING?
HA HA AH AHA HA!!!! KESSEL SUCKS!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 31 Oct 2018 15:16:30 GMT reply
Phil has been getting fatter and slower. He's got grease oozing from his mouth and ears. He's been gobbling on those greasy hamburgers and giant sausages.
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