Phil Kessel Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 17 Feb 2017 16:49:43 GMT reply
Kessel is chuuby, pasty and doughy. Im pretty sure he would roast like a pig and would taste like a buffet.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 22:13:48 GMT reply
Philary kessel is the softest guy on the team, pretty sure he is castrated
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 12:50:38 GMT reply
Phil Kessel has a yeast infection from all the beer he drinks. He is also affected by macro constipation, ED and moops.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 16:35:29 GMT reply
Nothing to say anymore it's so cute
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:51:03 GMT reply
Phil kessel is a crash test dummy
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 00:02:49 GMT reply
Once there was this kid who,
Got in a hockey league and wouldn't got school,
When his hockey coach trained hIm,
He used ,1.39 cheeseburgers,
He couldn't quite explain it
The burger made the slapshot harddddďerrrrr,
Mmmmmm,Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm, mmmmmm
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 23:59:34 GMT reply
Oh where oh where can my ,carlyle be , babcock took him away from me,
I've gone to pits burgh and I got to play good, so I can get my burrrgeers tonight...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 07:05:09 GMT reply
Philary sucks and he def going to Las Vegas next year......would u keep him for 7 million??????? Idk...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 20:58:54 GMT reply
Maybe u also have kessel.syndrome
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Feb 2017 16:53:08 GMT reply
I don't get where the trolling is based from here. I went and watched his scrum from the other night and it seems normal
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 17:17:03 GMT reply
He's hostile to the media because he's very insecure, grown man with highschool issues, this is why ovechkin and all them tease him so much, he's a huge target and takes it to heart,....baby kessel
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 Feb 2017 17:14:45 GMT reply
Planet trump? Better than a prison planet, does anyone here know the media is biased agaisnt trump,?and the haters are being manipulated to hate, ? No you don't you just go on about kessel king schlong, www.infowars.com
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 03 Feb 2017 03:08:23 GMT reply
Phil is kinda a loser, he's good and all but a real cappy teammate, if u know what I mean, talent for sure and payed to play hackey, not do interviews, so critize his horrible stats like +/- or his missed net turnovers (43%), Phil also boasts a great 11% shooting % , wow what a all star! !!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 02 Feb 2017 20:39:22 GMT reply
Reply-to: Wow. You are obviously from planetTrump, where, if the truth hurts, you simply deny it or proclaim it as false. The audio and video don't lie. Sorry, but it's brutally obvious.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 02 Feb 2017 19:44:39 GMT reply
again anxiety disorder is no laughing matter. King Kessel has a big heart and thanxto him many meat vendors and liquor stores are making top profits
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 02 Feb 2017 18:56:24 GMT reply
Reply-to:Want a laugh? Go to the Pens website, click on Interviews under the PensTV tab, and watch the last two interviews with Phil. You will discover that Kessels honeymoon with Pitts local media is officially over. He is back to his old default setting of being bristly, agitated, impatient, belligerent, smug, rude and even hostile at times. In other words, hes back to his old form of resenting the media, just like he did in Toronto. Funny how he now has the same disdain and disrespect for the Pittsburgh media. A leopard never changes its spots, and old habits die hard, especially for Phil the one trick pony.

nope. but nice try.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 02 Feb 2017 18:24:23 GMT reply
Want a laugh? Go to the Pens website, click on Interviews under the PensTV tab, and watch the last two interviews with Phil. You will discover that Kessel's honeymoon with Pitt's local media is officially over. He is back to his old default setting of being bristly, agitated, impatient, belligerent, smug, rude and even hostile at times. In other words, he's back to his old form of resenting the media, just like he did in Toronto. Funny how he now has the same disdain and disrespect for the Pittsburgh media. A leopard never changes its spots, and old habits die hard, especially for Phil the one trick pony.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 02 Feb 2017 11:03:16 GMT reply
How can you call a runner up for the connie smythe and stanley cup winner a loser? Smells like you have your head way up your ass bud
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 31 Jan 2017 16:27:22 GMT reply
Old post but still accurate, Phil was a born loser, 3 years and he's retired he dosnt love the game, and is already losing his "fitness" now that he's back on the Carl's Jr and sonic burgers, good ol American fast food!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 31 Jan 2017 12:14:57 GMT reply
If Phil Kessel was a fifth grader, he'd be the kid sitting at the back of the class, mouthing off at the teacher but never responding when called upon.  He would never do his homework. He'd fail his tests and blame his teachers. He'd never participate in phys. ed. unless it was for floor hockey. He'd have more lunch money than everyone else, but he would only eat junk food. He'd be the least popular kid in the school because he would sneer and grimace at everyone, yet would be a coward when challenged. But at least he would have perfect attendance, raaaaight?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 31 Jan 2017 03:06:03 GMT reply
Why no all star game for the da king? He was at world stars of eating competition, he at 7 million dollars worth of the leafs celery
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 31 Jan 2017 03:05:05 GMT reply
Burger King kessel!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 30 Jan 2017 16:01:48 GMT reply
king kessel rules bitches!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 29 Jan 2017 09:36:47 GMT reply
Weak did u see how cross was 3 feet closer than matthews on the accuracy competition I know it's just for fun UT yeah it's rigged people news flash! !!!!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 28 Jan 2017 18:17:27 GMT reply
Crosby sucks forum is better
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