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Anonymous
Rookie
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Instead of asking girls for there number Orshem asks girls for a stool sample to check there fiber count. |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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I was on my way to work this morning and saw Orsen getting drilled in the caboose by a group of homeless guys. I was like Jesus, Johnny you need to cool it. The kid was so strung out he didn't even respond to me. I just shook my head and told him he was killing himself. He just smiled as he was getting nailed and said "It is not tragic to die doing what you love" I looked at him and said "Point Break?" He nodded and then took on another hobo. |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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Oh cool picture John...come on are you kidding me. You set up this lame fan page and get called out on it and now you try to look all tough like Lattimer from The Program??? Come on kid get a life. But seriously, are you going to play for the Titans in FLA next year? -A.O. |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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Oh Jesus I don't even know what to say. Seriously you are a disgusting human being. I just don't understand how you could do this to the game of Lacrosse. You took the purest thing in your life and corrupted it, for what? For what? |
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Anonymous
Rookie
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Yea he was the only Dizoc who was willing to bob on my knob instead of give an anesthetic |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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you had a dermotologist perform surgery on your knee? And even he knows about your absurdly gay tendencies? |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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I am pleased to announce to John's fans that his knee is healing very well and right on schedule. I just wish he'd stop plunging so much horse cock in his arse. -Dr. Zizmor http://www.drzizmor.com/Page5.html |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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Orshem, maybe we should talk... -Andy |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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I heard he has a trophy wall full of skid marked underwear that he steals from the dry cleaners. |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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I heard he likes to play a prank in the locker room where he sticks someone elses shaft straight up his ass then puts it back in their bag. |
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Anonymous
Rookie
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i heard he went on a bear cruise to the caribbean recently... |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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I heard that he likes to give blumkins in porto potties |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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man this kid sucks dick like a machine!!!! |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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I was taking my little cousin out for pizza and we saw him grinding up on the delivery boy. I asked if we could get an autograph and he whispered that in my ear. Dudes breath smelled like old d!ck |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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How did that conversation even start? |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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he told me the inside of his leather cheerio looks and smells like a rotten mayonaise factory |
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Anonymous
Rookie
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One time after scoring a goal i saw John wink at me, im a 6'6" african american with a huge dong, what a perv. |
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Anonymous
Rookie
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His O-ring hangs like a wizards sleeve from being used like an amusement park for the past ten years, sh*t makes me f-ing sick... |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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I saw him giving some dude a blowjob at some seedy joint in Time Square |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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I saw him at Turtle Bay, he sent me a fuzzy navel. I went to thank him and he just said he wanted to make my cornhole look like a kosher deli after a pipe bombe went off. Good defender though. |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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Saw him carrying a dead goat out of his room in a clear plastic bag... |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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yea whatevs...if you wanna call a guy diddling another guy wit his dingis, then yea, I guess he's queer. |
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Anonymous
Rookie
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Used to watch you on the Lizards. Sounds like you hit a rough spot after leaving... :/ |
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Anonymous
Sophomore
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Just saw John walking around with 4 collars popped HAHAHAHA |
