John Orsen

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:51:01 GMT

Happy Birthday John

GO TITANS

-Andy

John Orsen

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:46:10 GMT

john orsen you suck

and so does your dog ben

John Orsen

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:45:04 GMT

I was at The Eldridge the other night and I saw John licking the owner's can. I was like jesus that is disgusting. He just smiled and said "I only lick the finest of keysters...and Eldridge has the best...GO TITANS"

John Orsen

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:30:06 GMT

"I can physically dismantle you!" Jon Orsen 11/24/2009

John Orsen

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:45:31 GMT

Instead of asking girls for there number Orshem asks girls for a stool sample to check there fiber count.

John Orsen

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:17:18 GMT

I was on my way to work this morning and saw Orsen getting drilled in the caboose by a group of homeless guys. I was like Jesus, Johnny you need to cool it. The kid was so strung out he didn't even respond to me. I just shook my head and told him he was killing himself. He just smiled as he was getting nailed and said "It is not tragic to die doing what you love" I looked at him and said "Point Break?" He nodded and then took on another hobo.

John Orsen

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:29:14 GMT

Oh cool picture John...come on are you kidding me. You set up this lame fan page and get called out on it and now you try to look all tough like Lattimer from The Program??? Come on kid get a life.

But seriously, are you going to play for the Titans in FLA next year?

-A.O.

John Orsen

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:25:27 GMT

Oh Jesus I don't even know what to say. Seriously you are a disgusting human being. I just don't understand how you could do this to the game of Lacrosse. You took the purest thing in your life and corrupted it, for what? For what?

John Orsen

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:16:44 GMT

Yea he was the only Dizoc who was willing to bob on my knob instead of give an anesthetic

John Orsen

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:58:11 GMT

you had a dermotologist perform surgery on your knee? And even he knows about your absurdly gay tendencies?

John Orsen

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:53:01 GMT

I am pleased to announce to John's fans that his knee is healing very well and right on schedule. I just wish he'd stop plunging so much horse cock in his arse.

-Dr. Zizmor

http://www.drzizmor.com/Page5.html

John Orsen

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:49:29 GMT

Orshem, maybe we should talk...

-Andy

John Orsen

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:48:54 GMT

I heard he has a trophy wall full of skid marked underwear that he steals from the dry cleaners.

John Orsen

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:50:17 GMT

I heard he likes to play a prank in the locker room where he sticks someone elses shaft straight up his ass then puts it back in their bag.

John Orsen

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:37:03 GMT

i heard he went on a bear cruise to the caribbean recently...

John Orsen

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:26:55 GMT

I heard that he likes to give blumkins in porto potties

John Orsen

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:52:15 GMT

man this kid sucks dick like a machine!!!!

John Orsen

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:18:33 GMT

I was taking my little cousin out for pizza and we saw him grinding up on the delivery boy. I asked if we could get an autograph and he whispered that in my ear. Dudes breath smelled like old d!ck

John Orsen

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:05:14 GMT

How did that conversation even start?

John Orsen

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:01:54 GMT

he told me the inside of his leather cheerio looks and smells like a rotten mayonaise factory

John Orsen

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:55:09 GMT

One time after scoring a goal i saw John wink at me, im a 6'6" african american with a huge dong, what a perv.

John Orsen

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:46:55 GMT

His O-ring hangs like a wizards sleeve from being used like an amusement park for the past ten years, sh*t makes me f-ing sick...

John Orsen

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:00:34 GMT

I saw him giving some dude a blowjob at some seedy joint in Time Square

John Orsen

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:56:40 GMT

I saw him at Turtle Bay, he sent me a fuzzy navel. I went to thank him and he just said he wanted to make my cornhole look like a kosher deli after a pipe bombe went off.

Good defender though.

John Orsen

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:15:18 GMT

Saw him carrying a dead goat out of his room in a clear plastic bag...