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John Orsen
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| you had a dermotologist perform surgery on your knee? And even he knows about your absurdly gay tendencies? |
| I heard he likes to play a prank in the locker room where he sticks someone elses shaft straight up his ass then puts it back in their bag. |
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I was taking my little cousin out for pizza and we saw him grinding up on the delivery boy. I asked if we could get an autograph and he whispered that in my ear. Dudes breath smelled like old d!ck |
| One time after scoring a goal i saw John wink at me, im a 6'6" african american with a huge dong, what a perv. |
| His O-ring hangs like a wizards sleeve from being used like an amusement park for the past ten years, sh*t makes me f-ing sick... |
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I saw him at Turtle Bay, he sent me a fuzzy navel. I went to thank him and he just said he wanted to make my cornhole look like a kosher deli after a pipe bombe went off. Good defender though. |
| yea whatevs...if you wanna call a guy diddling another guy wit his dingis, then yea, I guess he's queer. |
| So that's what caused the marks around his neck? Anyone else interested in John Taffin's class? We can learn to shoot faster and more accurately than a Navy SEAL. |
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oh my god this kid is the worst i def saw him at like turtle bay or one of those awful bars god who does he think he is???? |
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John call me if you need help with these jerks, you know the number. I guess I could always call you rather than use this message board as our primary source of communication. -Andy |
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Yo, I just saw Orshem on the street corner buying some JAX... looks like he was having some payment problems, saw him saunter into an alley behind a dude. |
| Hey John did the Lizards pick up any nasty talent this year in the MLL draft???? How much dick did you eat last night? |
| I still have some food left over from last night so I'll probably just finish that up. Might be up for something tomorrow though. |
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Hey John, will you be ready for next season? I can't help but think we could have taken the title if you were healthy! All the best! -Andy |
| thats nothin...one time I set him up with a friend of mine cause I thought he was a good kid. She came home with a mangled beave. Kid is crazy |
| One time I dared him to blow some ajax off my donky dong.....like as a joke or whatever...and he did. Such a sketch that kid |
| I picked him up one time outside a bar one morning. Couple minutes into the ride I grabbed his dong, and he jumped out. I'll get him. some day....BUT NOT YET |
| He actually called me with that quarter on a pay phone. I couldnt make out what he was saying inbetween the sobs and tears. FAG |
