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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 30 Apr 2018 00:54:17 GMT reply
This Swedish ass wipe supplied Tiger Woods with his first wife who...just so happened to be Jesper Parnevik's baby sister/ maid. An uneducated white woman who baby sits wealthy people's
kids...and gives the man oral on demand. That is who and what this fukking cunt was...a baby sister/ maid/giver of oral !!!a
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 02 Nov 2017 00:36:14 GMT reply
This Douche Bag is a has been.. He is currently working at a fast food restaurant in his town of Swedish Semen.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 09 Mar 2011 06:45:49 GMT reply
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:16:08 GMT reply
Japser sucks. My name is Tyler and I'm a bartender in West Philly. Anyhow. About 3 years ago Jesper stopped into my bar and asked for a stiff hardon. Well I guess that's a drink in Sweden. Anyways the next thing I know we are doing it. I was the receiver of course. But holy cow. This guy likes a hairy b-hole. Oh yeah. Let's start telling it like it is. Jesper likes them hairy.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:36:45 GMT reply
It sounds like Jesper rubbed a few out thinking about Tiger's wife with the way he is reacting. Dude..she was your Nanny!!  How does that qualify you in anyway to get upset.  You paid her to clean your house and take care of your kids because you are not a good enough parent to do it in a traditional sense and that makes you engulfed in anger??? Sounds like you would rather be nailing Elin than you wife...check yourself bro before you comment about your Nanny and how that entitles you to an opinion.  Hey Jesper, like golf Tiger is better ..he go the girl you wanted (your nanny) and now stop trying to be the knight in shining armor.  Old Dirty Douche Bag.  Hey by the way enjoy your forced retirement since you can't even keep your card. life seems to work out in the end!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:24:39 GMT reply
What an absurdly paranoid thing to do, to feel so duty-bound to make such comments simply because you introduced them. Almost like a parent apologizing for his grown child's behavior. Do you you really think anyone blames Jesper Parnevik for any of this? You should seek psychiatric help if so. I have never been a fan of Tiger Woods. I always root for his opponent if the match is close, for one reason: Everyone kisses his a$$. From fellow golfers to TV commentators. By the same token, these same cowards are now in the opposite camp, Yesper included. This is nobody's business but Tiger Woods and family. If you make it your business, you're an a$$hole. If you go further and pronounce judgement, you're a bigger a$$hole and a hypocrite.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:37:56 GMT reply
Yes Jesper , I guess Tiger siting out & not bothering to play golf ,must make you very happy,.Personally I think you've always been an asshole ( I mean look at your taste in clothes) but to demean someone ,(read JUDGE) is something that I think a piece of shit like you ,should avoid ,afterall whose to know if you ever dinked your Nanny & planned some of this.  Without Tiger in the Fold ,you are just a f^&&(ng piece of shit, You know it & so does your wife....think about it assshole
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:14:16 GMT reply

Jesper, sit your bitch ass down.  As always, everyone wants their 15mins, and since you didn’t get it on the links, here's your chance.  So what you introduced him to her, she was your NANNY.  She was probably a quick "NUT" that got serious.  Now the poor thing has more money then she can spend, two beautiful kids, never has to work again, or worry about finishing school. Yeah I can see how she got a bad break.  Anyway, this is their business and not ours.  Our sports hero's do not ask to be put on a pedestal, we offer it freely. So why not back off and let them handle it!

p.s. Kudos to Tiger for prenup and setting up house in Florida (man friendly divorce laws)!

p.p.s. Jesper, how's that PGA card coming for 2010!?!


Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:56:09 GMT reply
and yes, nicklaus, palmer and a whole bunch of em have done the same thing. but tiger was out of control, too many women. not healthy.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:54:23 GMT reply
jasper, i'm sure elin regrets as well that you introduced her to millions of dollars. now she will never have to work and never have to worry about money. all for going to bed with a jerk, just like the other women did.
she's rich. who can feel sorry for her. our men cheat and we get nothing.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:00:10 GMT reply
Brandel Chamble nailed it. Some guys have made a ton of money on the tour because of Tiger's success and the tournament money pools prove that point. However, his comments seemed to be pointed towards Jesper, who has alsways sucked. But, Jesper evidently gets the "first word" from the golfer contingency because of his "ELIN is like a daughter" position on the holdem table. Jesper is a dick...a poor dick...and ....he just lost his tour card. HMMMM I wonder if Jesper is even relevant at all?  
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:20:20 GMT reply
Thanks to Jesper for having the guts to say what is right- I've always been a fan of his but now he went to the top of the list. Tiger has been classless and it needs to be addressed. Plus this is golf- not the NBA! Can you imagine Nicklaus or Palmer being involved like this?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:47:27 GMT reply
Kudos to you Jesper for speaking out against the behavior of Tiger Woods. I am the newest member of your fan club and hope to see you often on the PGA tour in 2010. God bless you!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:27:35 GMT reply
Loved what you said about Tiger.  Also, saw you some years ago at a Memorial Tournament on practice day.  Witnessed you talking to some teenagers asking for autographs but then saw you walk away without signing any.  You went to the tee box to hit your drive, came back to the same group and signed them all.  I asked the kids what you first said to them and they replied, "let me go hit this drive and I'll be right back."  Jesper, you're a class act.  Thanks for being on the Tour.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:43:47 GMT reply
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Jesper, for having the courage and MORAL strength to speak out against Tiger's disgusting behavior.  You are now one of my heroes.  As a woman whose husband and father has been unfaithful whenever I hear of another man who joins this despicable club my heart aches wondering if there are any honorable, decent men out there who do not end up cheating.  Thank you for being one of these men and for not tolerating his behavior.  Your courageous words meant so much.  Thank you.  
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:33:38 GMT reply
I have no problem with celebrities and athletes going around banging sluts left and right. But if that's what you want to do, don't get married and have 2 kids. Tiger is sick, he was cheating while his wife was pregnant. He's been doing it for years and he would've continued if he hadn't been caught. Tiger is an asshole. Jesper is the MAN.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:25:25 GMT reply

Thank you for speaking out against Tiger's disgusting behavior. You're probably the only pro golfer who is man enough to say anything bad about Tiger, everyone else is scared of him and they don't want to be on his bad side. I'm sick of people saying Tiger made a "mistake." This was no mistake, he would continue to cheat left and right if it weren't for his pathetic ass getting caught. Even when his wife was on to it, he just tried to cover up so he could continue cheating. There's no mistake here. The only thing Tiger is sorry about is getting caught. Now he's going to pay his wife off to stay with him. What a pathetic loser. He may be the most talented golfer ever but he sucks as a person.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:46:53 GMT reply
Jesper you are a dork.  Good luck at Q school.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:42:17 GMT reply
wow Ive been looking for the return of jesus and i guess you are him Jesper.  I'm convinced you have never made ANY mistakes.  Dude you're a man as I am i guess you don't even see other women and your wife is the end all be all of women.  If you say yes you are lying.  I've been married for 17 years and it is a daily fight so mind your tongue Because your skelaton are going to come out as well.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:19:07 GMT reply

Hey Jesper, who appointed you the judge and jury?  Maybe you should stick with what you know best.  Looking like a clown in those ridiculously un-fabulous outfits you wear and not winning tournaments.  "Maybe you should think before you just do it?"  Har har har har hardee har har.  I hope your dad has better material than that.  Tiger is a human being and guilty of making the same mistake so many million of us men have made.  If you were relevant, who knows what kind of dirt an over zealous media could find on you.  I'm not saying what Tiger did is alright, but let's not act like any of us are any better.  The only reason this is an issue is because of who he is.  If he were just some Joe Schmoparnevik we wouldn't even know about it.  It would just be another guy who cheated on his wife, or girlfriend, or friend with benefits.  So keep your mouth closed and your eyes open so I don't have to see those repugnant outfits you see fit to dress yourself in.  Jesper Parnevik:  Best known for his douchebag outfits and introducing the Best Player In Golf History to his future wife.  What a joke.     

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:47:40 GMT reply
There is no 'class' or 'decency' discernible by Parnevik stupidly interfering in someone's else's marriage , is there? The two fell in love, and got married... and so, this is a private, family affair and absolutely none of his business! Stupidity, but not 'decency'!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:30:16 GMT reply

You don't get it Jesper.  This has nothing to do with you introducing Tiger and Elin.  You have no class.  You have lots of jealousy and I think you are not the only one on the tour that has made things difficult for Tiger in that regard due to his race, up bringing etc.  Class is not a word I would use to describe you.  You have added to the tanish of the golfing world by saying anything at all.  Tiger is not the only player that has had affairs which does not make it right.  But now the vultures circle because it it Tiger and Elin did not desrve this.  No, Elin did not deserve this any more than any woman who has been cheated on by their husband no matter who she is.  Any woman who would get involved with a married man has lost credibility from the beginning along with the man in the affair, but even more so because they just don't get it.  They don't give one thought to the man's wife and children knowing how the affair is going to end.  They do not have to put themselves out there like that. 

I can't find the words to say how I feel about your statement to the press.  It sickened me. 

Tiger has a lot of soul searching to do.  He has ruined so many people's lives by what he has done, let so many people down and maybe given away his chance of ever playing the sport he loves again with any kind of integrity.  He has also tarnished the sport of golf for a long time to come.

Please keep your mouth shut.

And anyone that thinks I condone what Tiger has done is TOTALLY incorrect.  And anyone who thinks I still have any respect for Tiger Wood is wrong.  It is a terribly sad situation for especially Elin and his wife.  I don't know how you deal with something like this since there is more and more news coming out every day about what really happened.  My heart aches for Elin and the children.

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