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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 06 Aug 2017 01:05:12 GMT reply
I sometimes wonder how a woman with large breasts is able to get the golf club completely around. How does Mark do the same with that humongous growth on his stomach ?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 23:56:57 GMT reply
Is that a Budweiser Tumor I see under your shirt ? Or are you just one Fhat Fhuck ???
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 19 Nov 2016 14:00:02 GMT reply
A member of that awesome group of fat fukks affectionately known as the "Tons of Fun"
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Nov 2016 22:51:15 GMT reply
Putting on weight at an alarming rate...
New clothes almost weekly...
His skin isn't growing as fast as the fat beneath it...
The only thing that remains small on this douche is his micro penis...about one inch when flacid, and one and one half inches when fully erect...they do not make condoms that small...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 23 Oct 2016 14:24:16 GMT reply
Mark is unable to sit upright in a normal chair due to the extreme amount of fat tissue built up on his abdomen. The fat presses against his lungs causing difficulty in breathing.
Time for another pepperoni Pizza Mother Fukker !!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 27 Nov 2015 23:27:37 GMT reply
This Phat Phuck wears Two Belts... Fact...Not Fiction...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 24 Nov 2015 21:13:50 GMT reply
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 20 Nov 2015 19:44:13 GMT reply
Unable to swing a golf club due to the Huge Tumor on his stomach, Mark has decided to join the Cole Brothers Circus where he will dress up as a Hippo and work with the Clowns. He'll do some stints in the Freak Show Area. as the "Natural Ball Of Lard".
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 09 Nov 2015 04:25:34 GMT reply
Legit just broke a rib laughing at the below comment. LOL well done man. So true as well. Calcavecchia's mouth has been permanently stained orange from the large number of cheetos he consumes. The only thing balancing out the color is the massive amounts of semen he also takes to his face
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 03 Nov 2015 23:25:55 GMT reply
Phat Phuck...This Rolly Polly Lard-Ass Bag Of Douche belongs in the "Potato Chip Hall Of Fame"... No One person has consumed more snack food than this Fat Ass Cock Sucking Lard Bellied pile of fecal matter...
Not that there's anything wrong with that !!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 14 Oct 2015 23:43:54 GMT reply
The Next Contestant On My 600 Pound Life !!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 31 Jan 2015 21:56:46 GMT reply
what is that growth under your shirt Mark...Looks Like A Budweiser Tumor to me.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 19 Dec 2013 20:11:34 GMT reply

public noitce

my last auto graph went of r$280 grand. thisis for my kid.

he gets his money now. i love you ira.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 19 Dec 2013 20:10:17 GMT reply

public notice

i have no idea who moe is, but press criminal stalking charges against him.

also press breaking and entering aginst irma milhous  and jerry milhous .jackie kennedy went out of her way to send them restrain ing orders on my behalf.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 19 Dec 2013 20:07:58 GMT reply

public noitce iahve no idea who moe is but i hear he is stlking me. put him inpirosn if he is reatled to kathleen dolbow. sheis also inpirosn now for criminally stalking.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 28 Oct 2013 19:22:57 GMT reply

 public notice laurie brand alias valorei sheehan is crimnally tressapssing at reato ave, venice 90291

laurie brand YOU HAVE NO MONEY.

teh rent is $20 grand a month and deposit. ifyou wrenot involedinthe homcide ofthe other valorie sheehan, imay ahve had empathy for you. i have also pressed crimnal stlking chargesgasitn you , for callingyour self valorie sheehan. what  apig

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 24 Jul 2013 00:21:10 GMT reply

recap I should have $2. 2trillion in new york alone.

once agin $100 billion shoud float around for odds and ends. if more is needed please state why.

I dont need a voucher to buy an airline . I have it in my pocket, the money.

val/vjs valorie june stokes hayes

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 24 Jul 2013 00:18:44 GMT reply

ok isnce I assume it is todd oldham who wants to be an asshole to me. he gets $200 billion counts of wire fraud. I hope that was not you on abbot kinney. that means you are on my property. I didnt want to move . I like the nice Korean ladies.

hire sanitation if there is a problem. put a garbage can there.



$100 billion at his point unlessria has problem is used for odds and ends. the  other $100 billion is to play the market. I got mymoney up this year, in spite of you people. I shoud have at least $2 trillin in the state of new York. it can be used in any state by the way.

steve palumbo just does nto learn he does not put my borhter in jail because he is habvign a bad day. he is myemployee. he wats life inprison.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 24 Jul 2013 00:07:45 GMT reply

I am sure by now, officer  battelini understands she got new york bombed by stealing credit. I don't even apply under my gold medal, because I understand how much money is at stake.

I could get a $200 billion dollar line of credit within an hour if signed.

val/vjs valorie june stokes hayes


Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 03 Jun 2013 18:10:14 GMT reply

i understand i own madonna label now. and sammy's .

val/vjs valorie june stokes hayes

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