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Putting on weight at an alarming rate... New clothes almost weekly... His skin isn't growing as fast as the fat beneath it... The only thing that remains small on this douche is his micro penis...about one inch when flacid, and one and one half inches when fully erect...they do not make condoms that small...
Mark is unable to sit upright in a normal chair due to the extreme amount of fat tissue built up on his abdomen. The fat presses against his lungs causing difficulty in breathing. Time for another pepperoni Pizza Mother Fukker !!!
Unable to swing a golf club due to the Huge Tumor on his stomach, Mark has decided to join the Cole Brothers Circus where he will dress up as a Hippo and work with the Clowns. He'll do some stints in the Freak Show Area. as the "Natural Ball Of Lard".
Legit just broke a rib laughing at the below comment. LOL well done man. So true as well. Calcavecchia's mouth has been permanently stained orange from the large number of cheetos he consumes. The only thing balancing out the color is the massive amounts of semen he also takes to his face
Phat Phuck...This Rolly Polly Lard-Ass Bag Of Douche belongs in the "Potato Chip Hall Of Fame"... No One person has consumed more snack food than this Fat Ass Cock Sucking Lard Bellied pile of fecal matter... Not that there's anything wrong with that !!
public notice laurie brand alias valorei sheehan is crimnally tressapssing at reato ave, venice 90291
laurie brand YOU HAVE NO MONEY.
teh rent is $20 grand a month and deposit. ifyou wrenot involedinthe homcide ofthe other valorie sheehan, imay ahve had empathy for you. i have also pressed crimnal stlking chargesgasitn you , for callingyour self valorie sheehan. what apig
ok isnce I assume it is todd oldham who wants to be an asshole to me. he gets $200 billion counts of wire fraud. I hope that was not you on abbot kinney. that means you are on my property. I didnt want to move . I like the nice Korean ladies.
hire sanitation if there is a problem. put a garbage can there.
$100 billion at his point unlessria has problem is used for odds and ends. the other $100 billion is to play the market. I got mymoney up this year, in spite of you people. I shoud have at least $2 trillin in the state of new York. it can be used in any state by the way.
steve palumbo just does nto learn he does not put my borhter in jail because he is habvign a bad day. he is myemployee. he wats life inprison.