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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 26 Apr 2017 20:52:31 GMT reply
Not one friend on the PGA Tour..not one. He is hated and despised by literally every golfer. He will throw you under the bus whenever he can. He is a first rate cock sucker and a true to life piece of shit.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:12:01 GMT reply
He likes to play African Roulette.... He stands in front of a wall that has six holes drilled into it.
He selects one hole and inserts his Penis into the hole.
Behind the wall we have five cock suckers and one cannibal.
This is Phil's Favorite Game...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 14:37:50 GMT reply
So Mr. Mickelson, word has leaked out you're addicted to gambling. Have you ever considered a game of Russian roulette?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 04:24:00 GMT reply
Some Phil Mickelson toilet paper would go well with the Phil Mickelson toilet bowl insert.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 06 Apr 2017 18:44:40 GMT reply
I'm in the process of making a Phil Mickelson Toilet Bowl Insert. It's made of high grade plastic and it fits inside your toilet bowl. When you take a shit or a pea you're dumping right on Phil's Face. Sounds like a winner to me.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 06 Apr 2017 02:17:04 GMT reply
Mr. Mickelson once again seen in the ladies room with his penis and when a girl complained, he said "You bigot, I have all the rights to be in here."
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 05 Apr 2017 21:20:56 GMT reply
How about a Phil Mickelson Mask? It will look just like the picture at the right. I envision about a dozen people wearing these masks at a tournament and following this prick around the course harassing him at every turn. Sounds good to me !!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 04 Apr 2017 18:25:00 GMT reply
The Master's Pairings came out today, and Phil is grouped with two virtual unknowns. He voiced his disapproval to the USDGA and he was told that the two guys he is paired with were the only two who did not object to playing with him. Everyone else literally told Phil to Go Fukk Himself. He has no friends on the PGA Tour. He is such as scum bag that no one wants to play with this Prick!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 04 Apr 2017 17:59:26 GMT reply
My name is Doctor Greg Bayless, and I live in Palm Coast Florida...just north of Daytona Beach.
I am a plastic Surgeon and I have been in private practice for close to twenty years now.
I have volunteered my services to correct the perpetual smile that was imprinted on Mickelson's face.
Just contact me when you want the surgery performed.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 01 Apr 2017 19:52:44 GMT reply
Hi Phil here again. I am not liking all these comments you homophobic bigots, so you better stop or I will report you to my friends Barack and Hillary and trump you. I was using the women's room the other day when a girl yelled at me and I punched her in the face.
I will always be a better golfer than you even if the Enbrel causes me to die earlier, so you shut your mouth because only tolerant people like me are allowed to have freedom of speech.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 01 Apr 2017 00:57:07 GMT reply
Phil has been entertaining the idea of changing his last name. He want to change it from Mickelson to something more appropriate. His new name will be in Phil Lattio. What do you think? Sounds perfect to me !
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 31 Mar 2017 01:20:43 GMT reply
FYI...Phil has just set a record that will be hard for anyone to surpass. While playing on the PGA tour.
Phil has doffed his cap to the crowd close to four million times. He uses a new cap every round because the brim cracks from being lifted so much.
He sells his used caps on E bay and uses the proceeds to support his ever growing habit of buying womens clothes and masturbating while wearing them. He likes to jerk off and release his man juice into a bra cup.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:29:19 GMT reply
Hi... Phil Here. I just had some minor surgery to repair the perpetual smile I had surgically implanted on my face so everyone thought I was smiling specifically at them.It started to crack around the corner of my mouth so my Doctor injected me with a vial of Bull Semen. It works for Amy so why not me.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 13:26:30 GMT reply
I was Sofa King thrilled to see your sorry homosexual ass loose.
Now you can go home to that skinny A cup bitch and get a hand job. That's really all she is good for.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 Mar 2017 23:01:35 GMT reply
What Happened Phil at the Match lay Championship ?
Did your Soreatic Arthritis kick in asshole ?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 24 Mar 2017 13:08:03 GMT reply
THAT.. is deserving of a Pulitzer Prize... I could not have done better myself....
Way To Whip Big Boy...Priceless...That describes this piece of feces to a "T"
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 05:11:51 GMT reply
Take Enbrel for your rheumatoid arthritis. Possible side effects are becoming gay, bones deteriorating, muscles shrinking, uncontrollable weight gain, loss of common sense, depression, addiction, uncontrollable urge to start taking other drugs, brains rotting, fingers and toes falling off, runny nose, extreme headaches, extreme stomach aches, and death. Ask your doctor if Enbrel is right for you.
Hope those side effects start to destroy you, douchebag.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Mar 2017 19:13:42 GMT reply
I recently visited the Golf Hall of Fame in St. Augustine Florida. I had an opportunity to deface the Mickelson memorial. I urinated on the floor below the spot where Phil was immortalized. I hope the urine stain is noticeable after it dries.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Mar 2017 04:31:33 GMT reply
You scumbag. You make me loathe you with your pharmaceutical ads and your ugly look. How dare you support Big Pharma, you sonuvabitch.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 21:01:17 GMT reply
These two douche bags need to be shot by some Alqueda terrorists.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 18 Jan 2017 22:31:50 GMT reply
Amy is authoring a novel about her life with Phil. She's using a pseudonym and it is Jenna Tallia.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 23:58:47 GMT reply
Amy will be conducting on-site classes for the caddies ' on how to give proper Fellacio..
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 29 Oct 2016 18:01:13 GMT reply
During a recent survey by Quinipiac University, they wanted to know what people thought of professional athletes. The listed about a dozen in various sports. Phil was listyed for golf and ninety percent of those responding referred to him as just a Prick, nothing else. Nuff Saif !!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 23 Oct 2016 18:43:43 GMT reply
Special announcement... Phil and Amy are in the process of writing a series of How To books. The series is titled..."Being A Douche".
They will be covering a whole bunch of things that pertain to everyday8 life and issues. Since being two fukking bags of douche they thought it would be highly beneficial to spread their douche bag expertise and write it down for posterity. Anyone who wants to learn how to be hated by nearly everyone (except Keegan and Rickie) should pick up the first edition. The first series is entitled: "Two Scum Bags on The March"
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Oct 2016 11:41:23 GMT reply
A Douche Bag by another name would be called Phil Mickelson..end of fukking story scum bag...
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