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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 19 Aug 2017 00:00:55 GMT reply
Not even the Enbrel can save this drug promoting a-hole now. Hope you have to retire very soon, ugly scambag Phil.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Aug 2017 17:45:59 GMT reply
Reply-to:Haha,this is awesome. I worked at a golf course in 1991 with guys who played or went to school with/against him and heard about this jackass before he even turned pro. Ive been telling people this guy is Eddie Haskell since before most even knew who he was. Its made me sick to listen to announcers gargle his sack all the time and how the general public just laps it up.LOVE THAT ITS NOT JUST ME WHO CAN SEE THIS.

That reference to Eddie Haskel ??? Priceless..here's a HUGE thumbs up to you my man...

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 11 Aug 2017 17:44:37 GMT reply
Just turned the T.V. to watch the PGA. and I was in total awe that the human bag of douche was at eleven over par. I am in seventh heaven that this cock sucker is so far back..he is on his way home. Fan tastic. Getting rid of Jim KcKay sure did wonders for your game you scum bag...took it to another level. Now you can go home and have sex with the "Bag-O-Bones"...She of the diminutive breasts..."Lil Miss A Cup !!!.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 11 Aug 2017 13:01:02 GMT reply
Haha,this is awesome. I worked at a golf course in 1991 with guys who played or went to school with/against him and heard about this jackass before he even turned pro. I've been telling people this guy is Eddie Haskell since before most even knew who he was. It's made me sick to listen to announcers gargle his sack all the time and how the general public just laps it up.
LOVE THAT IT'S NOT JUST ME WHO CAN SEE THIS.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 28 Jul 2017 17:36:52 GMT reply
Amy is sofa king skinny that when Phil The Phuck gets an erection, Amy can sit on his cock .
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 23:30:55 GMT reply
You missed the cut..How Fukking Cool Is That !!! A scum bag will not be playing this weekend.. How Fukking Cool Is That. Nearly every pro golfer is elated that this cock sucking mother fukking semen swallowing asshole will be going home...with his living skeleton Amy.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 12:07:26 GMT reply
As of this morning YOU..mother Fukker..are at a -plus six..which means that your gay cock sucking ass will probably miss the cut. Good news for everyone, including the golfers who made the cut. They won't have to contend with you and all your baggage.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 02:27:27 GMT reply
At the British Open with Little Ms A cup.
Hope you miss the cut you moronic cock sucking, Penis massaging, semen swallowing piece of warm feces.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 09 Jul 2017 21:44:11 GMT reply
Be Careful Phil... If you smile too much your face will reamain in that position..permanently...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 08 Jul 2017 19:54:10 GMT reply
Not many big names playing this week at the Greenbrier Classic. Why? I understand that because YOU are there..THEY wont be... Fukk Off Phil...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 29 Jun 2017 21:42:43 GMT reply
Now that you and Bones are n ot together here's hoping you come down with Aids..You cock sucking, mother fukking piece of human excrement...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 22 Jun 2017 20:17:20 GMT reply
Not one friend on tour..not one. Hated by just about every player..except Keegan of course. Two gay guys walking hand in hand..or is it gland in hand. ??
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 22 Jun 2017 13:21:15 GMT reply
Just heard that Phil and his caddy Bones Mckay are splitting. Good for you Bones...good for you !
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 19 Jun 2017 20:22:08 GMT reply
I think the folks in Mickelson's community should receive a medal. Why? Well I honestly believe the school board scheduled the graduation just so this bag of douche would miss the Open. They are all laughing their asses off about now.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 18 Jun 2017 20:17:39 GMT reply
It was a total pleasure not seeing you at the U.S. Open. Several of the leading players also indicated how enjoyable it is to play without this piece of shit complaining about everything. Fukk You Phil...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 06 May 2017 12:13:19 GMT reply
Just Look at thopse two dou9che bags..Look at the smile on Phil's face. A smile that makes you want to beat the living shit out of him. Totally hated by everyone..except his fellow homosexual Keegan.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 30 Apr 2017 12:35:49 GMT reply
As we travel down life's road, we all encounter people who leave a lasting impression on us. They have this mannerism and aura about them that makes it hard to forget who and what they are. Phil Mickelson is just that person. He impresses me as to how much of a prick he can be. I have never met anyone who is despised so much by his peers than this cock sucker. Here's hoping that someone from the crowd will step forward with an ASK 47, or its eqivalent, and shoot this scum bag to death.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 26 Apr 2017 20:52:31 GMT reply
Not one friend on the PGA Tour..not one. He is hated and despised by literally every golfer. He will throw you under the bus whenever he can. He is a first rate cock sucker and a true to life piece of shit.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:12:01 GMT reply
He likes to play African Roulette.... He stands in front of a wall that has six holes drilled into it.
He selects one hole and inserts his Penis into the hole.
Behind the wall we have five cock suckers and one cannibal.
This is Phil's Favorite Game...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 14:37:50 GMT reply
So Mr. Mickelson, word has leaked out you're addicted to gambling. Have you ever considered a game of Russian roulette?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 04:24:00 GMT reply
Some Phil Mickelson toilet paper would go well with the Phil Mickelson toilet bowl insert.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 06 Apr 2017 18:44:40 GMT reply
I'm in the process of making a Phil Mickelson Toilet Bowl Insert. It's made of high grade plastic and it fits inside your toilet bowl. When you take a shit or a pea you're dumping right on Phil's Face. Sounds like a winner to me.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 06 Apr 2017 02:17:04 GMT reply
Mr. Mickelson once again seen in the ladies room with his penis and when a girl complained, he said "You bigot, I have all the rights to be in here."
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 05 Apr 2017 21:20:56 GMT reply
How about a Phil Mickelson Mask? It will look just like the picture at the right. I envision about a dozen people wearing these masks at a tournament and following this prick around the course harassing him at every turn. Sounds good to me !!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 04 Apr 2017 18:25:00 GMT reply
The Master's Pairings came out today, and Phil is grouped with two virtual unknowns. He voiced his disapproval to the USDGA and he was told that the two guys he is paired with were the only two who did not object to playing with him. Everyone else literally told Phil to Go Fukk Himself. He has no friends on the PGA Tour. He is such as scum bag that no one wants to play with this Prick!
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