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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:27:56 GMT reply
Hey Mark,  this is Tatiana Shitanya... I booked you on the Biggest Looser TV show for mid October...now don't be a scum bag and go loose say 4-500 lbs...O.K.?
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 23 May 2010 20:31:10 GMT reply
Mark "Bag-O-Donuts" Calcavecchia - He of the Ever-growing Ass... Mr. Tub of Shit.... The largesat man on Tour,,, How Fat am I, Really !!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 22 May 2010 19:56:50 GMT reply
Mark... Just to let you know that I ordered you those golf slacks... size 52 waist... just what you wanted.  Also, they're expandable to size 60 waist, which I'm certain you'll make quick use of... See Ya Lard Ass...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 17 May 2010 23:40:08 GMT reply
Mark is starting to look more like Jabba The Hutt every time he waddles out on the course....Way-to-whip "Fat Man"
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 15 May 2010 23:23:51 GMT reply
Mark is growing by the day... He is so F'cking Fat it's hard to believe it's really him, but it is.  Can one person be so big and still walk.  the answer is yes... and the big turd you see on the screen is Mark, Alias Joey Bag-o-donuts, Calcavecchia...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 15 May 2010 01:18:41 GMT reply
Mark can't father a child...He has This huge roll of fat that  hangs over his Cock-A-Dooodle- Doo... 
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:20:44 GMT reply
I think Mark sucks ass and needs to stay out of Michigan period!  No one wants his ass there anyway.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:51:10 GMT reply
I am a good family friend and think you guys need to get your facts straight
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Mark had a baby with his mistress in 1999.
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Mark is married to Brenda and has 2 children 13 and 17 yrs old.
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