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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 23:30:55 GMT reply
You missed the cut..How Fukking Cool Is That !!! A scum bag will not be playing this weekend.. How Fukking Cool Is That. Nearly every pro golfer is elated that this cock sucking mother fukking semen swallowing asshole will be going home...with his living skeleton Amy.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 21 Jul 2017 12:07:26 GMT reply
As of this morning YOU..mother Fukker..are at a -plus six..which means that your gay cock sucking ass will probably miss the cut. Good news for everyone, including the golfers who made the cut. They won't have to contend with you and all your baggage.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 02:27:27 GMT reply
At the British Open with Little Ms A cup.
Hope you miss the cut you moronic cock sucking, Penis massaging, semen swallowing piece of warm feces.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 09 Jul 2017 21:44:11 GMT reply
Be Careful Phil... If you smile too much your face will reamain in that position..permanently...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 08 Jul 2017 19:54:10 GMT reply
Not many big names playing this week at the Greenbrier Classic. Why? I understand that because YOU are there..THEY wont be... Fukk Off Phil...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 29 Jun 2017 21:42:43 GMT reply
Now that you and Bones are n ot together here's hoping you come down with Aids..You cock sucking, mother fukking piece of human excrement...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 22 Jun 2017 20:17:20 GMT reply
Not one friend on tour..not one. Hated by just about every player..except Keegan of course. Two gay guys walking hand in hand..or is it gland in hand. ??
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 22 Jun 2017 13:21:15 GMT reply
Just heard that Phil and his caddy Bones Mckay are splitting. Good for you Bones...good for you !
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 19 Jun 2017 20:22:08 GMT reply
I think the folks in Mickelson's community should receive a medal. Why? Well I honestly believe the school board scheduled the graduation just so this bag of douche would miss the Open. They are all laughing their asses off about now.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 18 Jun 2017 20:17:39 GMT reply
It was a total pleasure not seeing you at the U.S. Open. Several of the leading players also indicated how enjoyable it is to play without this piece of shit complaining about everything. Fukk You Phil...
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 06 May 2017 12:13:19 GMT reply
Just Look at thopse two dou9che bags..Look at the smile on Phil's face. A smile that makes you want to beat the living shit out of him. Totally hated by everyone..except his fellow homosexual Keegan.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 30 Apr 2017 12:35:49 GMT reply
As we travel down life's road, we all encounter people who leave a lasting impression on us. They have this mannerism and aura about them that makes it hard to forget who and what they are. Phil Mickelson is just that person. He impresses me as to how much of a prick he can be. I have never met anyone who is despised so much by his peers than this cock sucker. Here's hoping that someone from the crowd will step forward with an ASK 47, or its eqivalent, and shoot this scum bag to death.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 26 Apr 2017 20:52:31 GMT reply
Not one friend on the PGA Tour..not one. He is hated and despised by literally every golfer. He will throw you under the bus whenever he can. He is a first rate cock sucker and a true to life piece of shit.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:12:01 GMT reply
He likes to play African Roulette.... He stands in front of a wall that has six holes drilled into it.
He selects one hole and inserts his Penis into the hole.
Behind the wall we have five cock suckers and one cannibal.
This is Phil's Favorite Game...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 14:37:50 GMT reply
So Mr. Mickelson, word has leaked out you're addicted to gambling. Have you ever considered a game of Russian roulette?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 07 Apr 2017 04:24:00 GMT reply
Some Phil Mickelson toilet paper would go well with the Phil Mickelson toilet bowl insert.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 06 Apr 2017 18:44:40 GMT reply
I'm in the process of making a Phil Mickelson Toilet Bowl Insert. It's made of high grade plastic and it fits inside your toilet bowl. When you take a shit or a pea you're dumping right on Phil's Face. Sounds like a winner to me.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 06 Apr 2017 02:17:04 GMT reply
Mr. Mickelson once again seen in the ladies room with his penis and when a girl complained, he said "You bigot, I have all the rights to be in here."
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 05 Apr 2017 21:20:56 GMT reply
How about a Phil Mickelson Mask? It will look just like the picture at the right. I envision about a dozen people wearing these masks at a tournament and following this prick around the course harassing him at every turn. Sounds good to me !!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 04 Apr 2017 18:25:00 GMT reply
The Master's Pairings came out today, and Phil is grouped with two virtual unknowns. He voiced his disapproval to the USDGA and he was told that the two guys he is paired with were the only two who did not object to playing with him. Everyone else literally told Phil to Go Fukk Himself. He has no friends on the PGA Tour. He is such as scum bag that no one wants to play with this Prick!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 04 Apr 2017 17:59:26 GMT reply
My name is Doctor Greg Bayless, and I live in Palm Coast Florida...just north of Daytona Beach.
I am a plastic Surgeon and I have been in private practice for close to twenty years now.
I have volunteered my services to correct the perpetual smile that was imprinted on Mickelson's face.
Just contact me when you want the surgery performed.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 01 Apr 2017 19:52:44 GMT reply
Hi Phil here again. I am not liking all these comments you homophobic bigots, so you better stop or I will report you to my friends Barack and Hillary and trump you. I was using the women's room the other day when a girl yelled at me and I punched her in the face.
I will always be a better golfer than you even if the Enbrel causes me to die earlier, so you shut your mouth because only tolerant people like me are allowed to have freedom of speech.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 01 Apr 2017 00:57:07 GMT reply
Phil has been entertaining the idea of changing his last name. He want to change it from Mickelson to something more appropriate. His new name will be in Phil Lattio. What do you think? Sounds perfect to me !
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 31 Mar 2017 01:20:43 GMT reply
FYI...Phil has just set a record that will be hard for anyone to surpass. While playing on the PGA tour.
Phil has doffed his cap to the crowd close to four million times. He uses a new cap every round because the brim cracks from being lifted so much.
He sells his used caps on E bay and uses the proceeds to support his ever growing habit of buying womens clothes and masturbating while wearing them. He likes to jerk off and release his man juice into a bra cup.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:29:19 GMT reply
Hi... Phil Here. I just had some minor surgery to repair the perpetual smile I had surgically implanted on my face so everyone thought I was smiling specifically at them.It started to crack around the corner of my mouth so my Doctor injected me with a vial of Bull Semen. It works for Amy so why not me.
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