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He likes to play African Roulette.... He stands in front of a wall that has six holes drilled into it. He selects one hole and inserts his Penis into the hole. Behind the wall we have five cock suckers and one cannibal. This is Phil's Favorite Game...
I'm in the process of making a Phil Mickelson Toilet Bowl Insert. It's made of high grade plastic and it fits inside your toilet bowl. When you take a shit or a pea you're dumping right on Phil's Face. Sounds like a winner to me.
How about a Phil Mickelson Mask? It will look just like the picture at the right. I envision about a dozen people wearing these masks at a tournament and following this prick around the course harassing him at every turn. Sounds good to me !!
The Master's Pairings came out today, and Phil is grouped with two virtual unknowns. He voiced his disapproval to the USDGA and he was told that the two guys he is paired with were the only two who did not object to playing with him. Everyone else literally told Phil to Go Fukk Himself. He has no friends on the PGA Tour. He is such as scum bag that no one wants to play with this Prick!
My name is Doctor Greg Bayless, and I live in Palm Coast Florida...just north of Daytona Beach. I am a plastic Surgeon and I have been in private practice for close to twenty years now. I have volunteered my services to correct the perpetual smile that was imprinted on Mickelson's face. Just contact me when you want the surgery performed.
Hi Phil here again. I am not liking all these comments you homophobic bigots, so you better stop or I will report you to my friends Barack and Hillary and trump you. I was using the women's room the other day when a girl yelled at me and I punched her in the face. I will always be a better golfer than you even if the Enbrel causes me to die earlier, so you shut your mouth because only tolerant people like me are allowed to have freedom of speech.
Phil has been entertaining the idea of changing his last name. He want to change it from Mickelson to something more appropriate. His new name will be Lattio...as in Phil Lattio. What do you think? Sounds perfect to me !
FYI...Phil has just set a record that will be hard for anyone to surpass. While playing on the PGA tour. Phil has doffed his cap to the crowd close to four million times. He uses a new cap every round because the brim cracks from being lifted so much. He sells his used caps on E bay and uses the proceeds to support his ever growing habit of buying womens clothes and masturbating while wearing them. He likes to jerk off and release his man juice into a bra cup.
Hi... Phil Here. I just had some minor surgery to repair the perpetual smile I had surgically implanted on my face so everyone thought I was smiling specifically at them.It started to crack around the corner of my mouth so my Doctor injected me with a vial of Bull Semen. It works for Amy so why not me.
Take Enbrel for your rheumatoid arthritis. Possible side effects are becoming gay, bones deteriorating, muscles shrinking, uncontrollable weight gain, loss of common sense, depression, addiction, uncontrollable urge to start taking other drugs, brains rotting, fingers and toes falling off, runny nose, extreme headaches, extreme stomach aches, and death. Ask your doctor if Enbrel is right for you. Hope those side effects start to destroy you, douchebag.
I recently visited the Golf Hall of Fame in St. Augustine Florida. I had an opportunity to deface the Mickelson memorial. I urinated on the floor below the spot where Phil was immortalized. I hope the urine stain is noticeable after it dries.
During a recent survey by Quinipiac University, they wanted to know what people thought of professional athletes. The listed about a dozen in various sports. Phil was listyed for golf and ninety percent of those responding referred to him as just a Prick, nothing else. Nuff Saif !!!
Special announcement... Phil and Amy are in the process of writing a series of How To books. The series is titled..."Being A Douche". They will be covering a whole bunch of things that pertain to everyday8 life and issues. Since being two fukking bags of douche they thought it would be highly beneficial to spread their douche bag expertise and write it down for posterity. Anyone who wants to learn how to be hated by nearly everyone (except Keegan and Rickie) should pick up the first edition. The first series is entitled: "Two Scum Bags on The March"