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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 24 Mar 2017 13:08:03 GMT reply
THAT.. is deserving of a Pulitzer Prize... I could not have done better myself....
Way To Whip Big Boy...Priceless...That describes this piece of feces to a "T"
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 05:11:51 GMT reply
Take Enbrel for your rheumatoid arthritis. Possible side effects are becoming gay, bones deteriorating, muscles shrinking, uncontrollable weight gain, loss of common sense, depression, addiction, uncontrollable urge to start taking other drugs, brains rotting, fingers and toes falling off, runny nose, extreme headaches, extreme stomach aches, and death. Ask your doctor if Enbrel is right for you.
Hope those side effects start to destroy you, douchebag.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Mar 2017 19:13:42 GMT reply
I recently visited the Golf Hall of Fame in St. Augustine Florida. I had an opportunity to deface the Mickelson memorial. I urinated on the floor below the spot where Phil was immortalized. I hope the urine stain is noticeable after it dries.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Mar 2017 04:31:33 GMT reply
You scumbag. You make me loathe you with your pharmaceutical ads and your ugly look. How dare you support Big Pharma, you sonuvabitch.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 21:01:17 GMT reply
These two douche bags need to be shot by some Alqueda terrorists.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 18 Jan 2017 22:31:50 GMT reply
Amy is authoring a novel about her life with Phil. She's using a pseudonym and it is Jenna Tallia.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 23:58:47 GMT reply
Amy will be conducting on-site classes for the caddies ' on how to give proper Fellacio..
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 29 Oct 2016 18:01:13 GMT reply
During a recent survey by Quinipiac University, they wanted to know what people thought of professional athletes. The listed about a dozen in various sports. Phil was listyed for golf and ninety percent of those responding referred to him as just a Prick, nothing else. Nuff Saif !!!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 23 Oct 2016 18:43:43 GMT reply
Special announcement... Phil and Amy are in the process of writing a series of How To books. The series is titled..."Being A Douche".
They will be covering a whole bunch of things that pertain to everyday8 life and issues. Since being two fukking bags of douche they thought it would be highly beneficial to spread their douche bag expertise and write it down for posterity. Anyone who wants to learn how to be hated by nearly everyone (except Keegan and Rickie) should pick up the first edition. The first series is entitled: "Two Scum Bags on The March"
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 20 Oct 2016 11:41:23 GMT reply
A Douche Bag by another name would be called Phil Mickelson..end of fukking story scum bag...
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 19 Oct 2016 11:44:48 GMT reply
Phil..it's Wolley again. Just heard that you have been thinking about a name change. I have a suggestion that just may be what you're looking for. Why not change your name to Max...Max Douche that is.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 18 Oct 2016 15:03:11 GMT reply
I must echo those comments, especially the one about Arnold Palmer. He thought yopu were the biggest Phoney around. You were such a fukking thorn in his side. He hated your fukking guts so much. That's hard to believe since Arnie liked just about everyone... except you scum bag !
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 05 Oct 2016 20:51:18 GMT reply
Saw you and the A Cup bitch. Sitting next to you was your newest favorite gay guy pal Rickie Fowler..the guy with no date at the Ryder Cup Ceremony. Sitting with you and Bubba. Now there's a threesome if I ever saw one. Three Homosexuals..and a woman with no breasts. What a scene. Arnold Palmer didn't hate many people, but you were the one person he really disliked...because you're such a prick...
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 03 Oct 2016 10:44:04 GMT reply
I totally dislike this piece of shi
ot..BUT.. he is a really good golfer. The one word that says it all about Phil...The one word that wraps up everything this scum bag is about ? That word IS... PRICK..plain and simple. Phil, ...you are a prick.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 01 Oct 2016 17:13:33 GMT reply
Phil is ok in my book , he makes me feel ok to be real pudgy fat like a slobb. Baby pudgy fat on a grown man is still cool and attractive isn't it?? Guys, Isn't It?? Its
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 01 Oct 2016 16:08:31 GMT reply
Enbrel idiot. Drug commercial idiot. Ugliest golfer in the world idiot. You will never stop being an idiot. You do not realize how much this world utterly despises drug commercials you idiot.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 01 Oct 2016 14:59:24 GMT reply
Notice how Phil will coddle up to a young player. In this case it's Rickie Fowler. Last Ryder cup it was Keegan Bradley. Two homosexuals. Phil just likes to get to know gay guys. That's what and who he is. A grown up child molester.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 01 Oct 2016 14:55:27 GMT reply
Nine Out of Ten PGA professional golfers think Phil is a total Phony Baloney. The tenth golfer likes Phil because he Phil will let him suck his cock.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 30 Sep 2016 18:02:37 GMT reply
Hi Everyone. Phil here. Just finished the morning round. Best Ball, and we won. We being me and my newest bestest friend Rickie Fowler. Rickie and I are now very close friends. I mean really close. Like Rickie has a small Penis closeness. Gotta go. Keegan just showed up and the three of us are going to have lunch....spematozoa for lunch that is...Here's a tip-O-The_Hat to you cock breath !!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 30 Sep 2016 14:44:05 GMT reply
A Bigger piece of feces has never ever been seen before. The only real friend this douche bag has on tour is Keegan Bradley. Why? because they like to suck each others cocks. Phil thinks his shiot doesn't stink. He belittles everyone and then apologizes and says he was quoted out of context. FUKK YOU asshole...FUKK YOU !!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 30 Sep 2016 12:02:44 GMT reply
He derided Hal Sutton ??? What The Fukk was that all about?
See..this guy is really a first rate pile of feces.
Thinks his shit doesn't stink...You Fukking Piece of semen swallowing scum.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 29 Sep 2016 10:56:11 GMT reply
Here's hoping you get your gay homosexual ass handed to you in the Ryder Cup..you fukking asshole. You are the worse thing that could happen to organized golf. Go tip your fukking hat to that you scum bag mother fukking semen swallowing, fudge packing cock sucker !!!
And as always Phil, I don't really mean that in a bad way mind you !!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Sep 2016 20:44:33 GMT reply
Davis Love talks about Phil's experience...his wisdom. Bull Fukking Shit. This gay mother Fukker is the worse thing that ever happened to the Ryder Cup ..he's a scum bag, a homosexual cock sucking piece of feces..
And I don't mean anything bad by that...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Sep 2016 13:32:02 GMT reply
Phil. Is Amy going to give all the team members blow jobs, like she did ion 2012 ? Most of the guys were very impressed. Only Bubba watson was not. Since he is a practicing homosexual he'd rather get a blow job form say Rickie Fowler, or Keegan Bradley.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 25 Sep 2016 18:49:59 GMT reply
I'd really like to see one of these fukking terrorist get on this piece of shit and blow his fukking brains out...
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