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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:21:20 GMT
Ricky Sanders, Wolverhampton
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:16:18 GMT

heskey is my bum buddy

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:15:53 GMT
heskey is my boyfriend
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:13:03 GMT
Heskey is a great talent. I love the way he scores the occasional sweaty goal from 3 yards out. He was an amazing player at Liverpool, his pace was electric and his strength was frighting, especially when he gets shoulder barged of the ball by Craig Bellamy or Shaun Wright Phillips, only joking hes a farce. He has a face like a rugby ball. He is one ugly guy, Heskey, just retire before i rape you.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:51:18 GMT
i'm his girlfriend i know this because he put his black dick in my small hole
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:13:05 GMT

F**K THE HATERS

i LOVE YOU HESK

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:58:40 GMT

HESKY is a beast. hes fast, strong and a complete monster at skillz thumbs up even u cant if u agree

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:12:45 GMT

I will trade my Heskey for messi or ronaldo? Anybody intereste.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:11:00 GMT
Heskey is a lord!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 15 Oct 2011 17:23:03 GMT

How can you compare Messi and Ronaldo to a player of Emile Heskey's calibre?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 27 May 2011 09:24:27 GMT

 most hilarious player ever.

hes big hes black

Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 07 Mar 2011 15:02:03 GMT
Emile Heskey
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:10:34 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 07 Mar 2011 10:18:34 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 07 Mar 2011 07:59:44 GMT
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 07 Mar 2011 07:38:45 GMT
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:30:15 GMT
Emile Heskey
Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 07 Mar 2011 03:47:14 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:14:47 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Mar 2011 21:45:02 GMT
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 06 Mar 2011 14:20:58 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:19:10 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Mar 2011 04:28:13 GMT
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 08 Feb 2011 15:34:39 GMT
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Feb 2011 21:02:15 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:30:44 GMT
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 05 Feb 2011 23:07:59 GMT
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:25:23 GMT
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 05 Feb 2011 18:34:58 GMT
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 05 Feb 2011 07:15:22 GMT
Emile Heskey
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 07 Jan 2011 18:58:54 GMT
His fiance is beauitiful i am jealous
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 06 Jan 2011 20:45:47 GMT
i like EMILE HESKEY he is nice
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:32:08 GMT
SRI LANKA
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Sep 2010 18:24:00 GMT
he has a beautiful fiance and 2 kids with her, i see them often when im working as i deliver to them
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Sep 2010 08:11:46 GMT
Alisdair Longden is shri lankan scum
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Sep 2010 08:10:54 GMT
i fancy him
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:29:39 GMT
HESKEY
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:29:31 GMT

i hate sri lanka

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:28:40 GMT
Ben edwards is like heskey
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:55:27 GMT
EMILE HESKEY IS A SHITTY ASS PLAYER CANT DO SHIT ALL
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:59:21 GMT
heskey thinks he is a pony
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:57:36 GMT
why the fcuk is heckey playing on Roonies position, damn he is fcuking bad!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Jun 2010 15:22:23 GMT
Emile Heskey cant even score infront the american goal and followed by ROBBISH GREEN f...ing idiot buttered fingerd mistake cant save at all! Janes would do better!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:42:51 GMT
i want sex with him i the sexist
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 14 Jun 2010 07:33:59 GMT
Emile is god. I love Emile. MMMMMMMMMM EMILE.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 May 2010 11:22:44 GMT

Made me last 25 minutes longer last night. Cheers Emile!

P.S. Don't come to South Africa.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 May 2010 11:20:46 GMT

I always had a problem with unexpected errections, but now I use the Emile Heskey routine.

When the trouble arrises, I think of Heskey and its all gone. 

Thanks buddy!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 May 2010 11:19:50 GMT
Your GF is a mong.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 26 May 2010 12:13:21 GMT
OMFG I just banged a chick & lasted 45 minutes without cumming thanks to thinking of Emile Heskey! Thanks /b/ro! You ROCK!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 May 2010 15:50:46 GMT
heskey is the worst player on the planet and is extremely overrated. He doesnt even start for his club and you think hes good enough for the world cup team? that is total bs. he only scored 3 goals this season for aston villa and darren bent has scored 8 times that amount and you think he is worse than heskey? other players like bobby zamora, carlton cole, and gabriel agbonlahor deserve a chance in south africa while heskey has blown his chance along time ago. HESKEY SUCKS!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 18 May 2010 13:38:10 GMT

Emile Heskey made me last longer last night

Thanks son!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:07:04 GMT

You all suck dick. Heskey is the man. When i grow up, i want to be just like him.

You all better hide, if i find you, your dead! Honkey

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:47:33 GMT
emile heskey cant score a goal to save his life
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:13:43 GMT
shgut up Ivan you tard.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:11:30 GMT
joje your totally        gay
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:11:25 GMT
Emile Heskey Emile Heskey
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:49:20 GMT
babe i am so sexy anyone want to do me
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:47:03 GMT
i want to be his girl friend
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:43:06 GMT
yeah, like obviously dude. Ivan is a fail though
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:42:16 GMT
joje is cool
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:41:28 GMT

HOMOS!!!

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Emile Heskey
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:09:54 GMT

b.m ur a nobed

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:09:28 GMT
ell is a bellend
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:09:24 GMT
hes black
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:45:24 GMT
OO THE BURNING QUESTION ON EVERYONES LIPS! DOESHE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:44:31 GMT
Hi im a pony :)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:31:25 GMT

hi ya there heskey emile

Anonymous wrote on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:52:14 GMT
Will Hillman, london
Anonymous wrote on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:38:28 GMT
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Anonymous wrote on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:47:11 GMT
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