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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:16:18 GMT reply

heskey is my bum buddy

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:15:53 GMT reply

heskey is my boyfriend

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:13:03 GMT reply

Heskey is a great talent. I love the way he scores the occasional sweaty goal from 3 yards out. He was an amazing player at Liverpool, his pace was electric and his strength was frighting, especially when he gets shoulder barged of the ball by Craig Bellamy or Shaun Wright Phillips, only joking hes a farce. He has a face like a rugby ball. He is one ugly guy, Heskey, just retire before i rape you.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:51:18 GMT reply

i'm his girlfriend i know this because he put his black dick in my small hole

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:13:05 GMT reply

F**K THE HATERS

i LOVE YOU HESK

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:58:40 GMT reply

HESKY is a beast. hes fast, strong and a complete monster at skillz thumbs up even u cant if u agree

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:12:45 GMT reply

I will trade my Heskey for messi or ronaldo? Anybody intereste.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:11:00 GMT reply

Heskey is a lord!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 15 Oct 2011 17:23:03 GMT reply

How can you compare Messi and Ronaldo to a player of Emile Heskey's calibre?

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 27 May 2011 09:24:27 GMT reply

most hilarious player ever.

hes big hes black

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:32:08 GMT reply

SRI LANKA

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Sep 2010 08:11:46 GMT reply

Alisdair Longden is shri lankan scum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:29:39 GMT reply

HESKEY

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:29:31 GMT reply

i hate sri lanka

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:28:40 GMT reply

Ben edwards is like heskey

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:55:27 GMT reply

EMILE HESKEY IS A SHITTY ASS PLAYER CANT DO SHIT ALL

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:59:21 GMT reply

heskey thinks he is a pony

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:57:36 GMT reply

why the fcuk is heckey playing on Roonies position, damn he is fcuking bad!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Jun 2010 15:22:23 GMT reply

Emile Heskey cant even score infront the american goal and followed by ROBBISH GREEN f...ing idiot buttered fingerd mistake cant save at all! Janes would do better!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 14 Jun 2010 07:33:59 GMT reply

Emile is god. I love Emile. MMMMMMMMMM EMILE.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 May 2010 11:22:44 GMT reply

Made me last 25 minutes longer last night. Cheers Emile!

P.S. Don't come to South Africa.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 27 May 2010 11:20:46 GMT reply

I always had a problem with unexpected errections, but now I use the Emile Heskey routine.

When the trouble arrises, I think of Heskey and its all gone.

Thanks buddy!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 26 May 2010 12:13:21 GMT reply

OMFG I just banged a chick & lasted 45 minutes without cumming thanks to thinking of Emile Heskey! Thanks /b/ro! You ROCK!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 22 May 2010 15:50:46 GMT reply

heskey is the worst player on the planet and is extremely overrated. He doesnt even start for his club and you think hes good enough for the world cup team? that is total bs. he only scored 3 goals this season for aston villa and darren bent has scored 8 times that amount and you think he is worse than heskey? other players like bobby zamora, carlton cole, and gabriel agbonlahor deserve a chance in south africa while heskey has blown his chance along time ago. HESKEY SUCKS!!!

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