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So Altidore just got the USMNT captaincy for WCQ's from Klinsmann. I don't know which is worse, that Klinsmann is flush out of ideas or just what a complete shit show that Team USA's depth roster is especially at forward. If you're going to waste the armband, give it to Zardes. He's got an upside and it doesn't look like he just housed a whole pizza.
I'd rather gnaw on a pipe clog extracted from a turkish prison shower than endure one more nanosecond of flu-like misery brought on by observing that overlord of soccer anti-matter attempt one more chest trap. When pushed that knock-kneed zombie would struggle to count to two, and insists on putting on his shorts head first. he is an albatross turd-encrusted moron buoy in a busy yacht harbor, and a lighthouse for the imbecile.
Altidore most have dirt on JK. There is no sane reason this bum keeps getting caps. Now that he scored a brace we're going to have to seen this donut munching waste of space all qualifying!......Wood and Morris please
This dude makes fat Ronaldo still look eligible to play. He is fat. I'm convinced he thinks he is on a basketball court at all times. His movement is non existent and shaq could be better up front. Whoever gave this guy a chance should be condemned to hell and be in the electric chair for treason. I swear if I here someone say he is still young I will will kill them. He is the borderline a disappointment and is the reason other countries think USA is terrible. Not saying we are tremendous (like England's dumb frame of mind who are awful too) but he is a rat turd of a player. Please, please, please JK play Aaron, Wood, Morrison, Boyd, Rubin, or Agudelo. Lastly please for gods sake stop picking mls players they're useless.