Jozy Altidore Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 12 Aug 2018 21:05:40 GMT reply
The gorilla just kicked a guy and then was shocked when he got a red card. He has no impulse control AND no talent. Just a thug and goal hanger.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Dec 2017 22:19:31 GMT reply
Diver, complainer, LAZY. Acts like he is a Derek Jeter type veteran leader. King of the tap in. Let’s his team mates do all the work then grabs the ball for PKs. USMNT goals against CONCACAF minnows. Overpaid disgrace and everyone knows. Commentators don’t criticize US players directly for fear of losing their jobs. Absolute joke if he tries to get involved in coaching.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2017 00:11:37 GMT reply
The worst, no class.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 01:40:21 GMT reply
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Nov 2017 00:59:02 GMT reply
Once again showed that he is a low-class talentless thug who dives all the time and tried to bully other players. Ought to be in jail.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 28 Oct 2017 05:22:29 GMT reply
Altidore is garbage and I’m convinced that I might be a better soccer player than him. During his time in the premier league he managed to only score 2 goals in 70 a striker. He brings a bad name to U.S. exports and a bad name to the MLS since he has managed to be successful in the U.S. league and absolute garbage damn near everywhere else
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 28 Oct 2017 02:54:34 GMT reply
Did jozy play in the preimeire League? Must have missed that goal....NOY
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 16:13:39 GMT reply
Thanks to the creator of this page.  I have been frustrated for years that this fraud is even in professional soccer.  No touch, no creativity, or Soccer IQ to play in the USL let alone WC.  He is the shining example of what is wrong with USMNT.  He should be shamed at all stadiums for the rest of his career.  The T&T game is his legacy.  
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Oct 2017 05:41:46 GMT reply
Shot high in the seventh minute. Made weak effort in air battle for 40th minute corner kick, headed high in the 54th minute, and in the 84th minute hit the ball weakly twice during a goalmouth scramble.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Oct 2017 21:01:46 GMT reply
he's the worst. slow mind. slow feet. ugggggh
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:52:14 GMT reply
And yes we noticed Altidore and Yedlin protest. Maybe they should have been concentrating on the game and not their social agenda
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:50:55 GMT reply
Every one of the players (even Wood) except Pulisic needs to be let loose never allowed to wear jersey again. They blew 2 Olympicbids and a WC bid. Sorry performers sorry attitudes. This is what you get when you select players not by skill and performance but by politics.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Oct 2017 03:33:27 GMT reply
Well after tonight's embarrassment, maybe it's the last we see of this bum (& Arena for that matter as he chose Altidore over Morris & Dwyer)
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 Oct 2017 03:19:24 GMT reply
The fact that Altidore is still starting reveals tremendous incompetence at a higher level
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 07 Oct 2017 18:03:03 GMT reply
He spends more time on the ground or crying to a ref than he does making productive runs out on goal shots. He scores one real goal and one pk lady night and he's all they talk about. Pulisic and Wood should be who they talk about!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Sep 2017 18:05:27 GMT reply
Worst forward ever.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 02 Sep 2017 02:01:35 GMT reply
He must have pictures or dirt on the coaches. I am so happy he can't play next game because of yellow cards.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Jun 2017 08:13:54 GMT reply
Don't the coaches have the performance stats? Seriously, Bradley used to be good but in the last year he's started to suck. Altidore, Bradley and Johnson just give the ball up too damn much with our without any pressure. Jesus, if you can't put the ball in an area where your teammate can beat the defender to it just get off the field.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Jun 2017 08:09:05 GMT reply
The US are a one dimensional team with him on the pitch. He can't hold the ball, and even if he could his pass completion percentage is garbage. One out of five games he scores a good goal but that's not enough to offset the damage he's doing the rest of the time.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Jun 2017 08:01:02 GMT reply
Classic example of a coach picking a player because he looks like he should be good but he has no soccer intelligence, touch, or produces any results.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 19:01:55 GMT reply
Outthedoor cannot jump, has no speed, is afraid to go in hard on a tackle, is afraid to play in the box, has no touch and his head is so big it looks like a giant box on a UPS truck.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 18:58:38 GMT reply
Every time I see Outthedoor on the starting roster I get sick at my stomach.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 11:15:13 GMT reply
I'm so in awe of how he continues to play for the usmnt. I just don't see how he possibly could be considered a better option than wood. He has seemingly lost the will to run and his first touch seems to be akin to a drunk penguin
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 04:12:15 GMT reply
The falling down with pressure at his back and his listless effort in tracking are my main issues with Jozy...for as big a dude as he is, he is soft as tissue paper. Plus he doesn't have a professional touch AT ALL...Give me Dom. Jordan or Wood any day. I can't stand watching Jozy play...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 02:12:03 GMT reply
I have been searching for many years for a site like this. I would like to personally thank the creator for this masterpiece. Altidore is by far the worst footballer I've seen live at a stadium and I am riled by even the sound of his name being brought up in a discussion of premier league football
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