Jozy Altidore Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 02:25:17 GMT reply
I know five strikers in the Huntsville Alabama men's soccer league that would start ahead of Altidore.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 02:23:39 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 02:22:25 GMT reply
Dom Dwyer should replace him now!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 30 Mar 2017 21:36:02 GMT reply
He is a give-away machine. There is no other #9 that gives the ball away more. Wood or Jordan please.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 29 Mar 2017 03:54:27 GMT reply
He can't control any ball, Can't pass, runs slow, is totally ineffective
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Oct 2016 16:58:20 GMT reply
Jozy aka Out the door already come on
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Oct 2016 00:51:21 GMT reply
Altidork does not run... cannot get a first touch right to save his life and whines every time he is called for foul ... dump the chump
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Sep 2016 17:54:46 GMT reply
i think the captain's armband was meant to signify that Altidore is THE KING of CRAPPY FIRST TOUCH! Sorry Zardes, you've temporarily lost your thrown!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 Aug 2016 21:24:03 GMT reply
So Altidore just got the USMNT captaincy for WCQ's from Klinsmann. I don't know which is worse, that Klinsmann is flush out of ideas or just what a complete shit show that Team USA's depth roster is especially at forward. If you're going to waste the armband, give it to Zardes. He's got an upside and it doesn't look like he just housed a whole pizza.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 29 May 2016 04:18:19 GMT reply
See what happens when spastic Altidore does not play we score goals amd win
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 21 May 2016 22:43:15 GMT reply
Jozy is past his prime!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 17 May 2016 12:48:23 GMT reply
He sucks, misses all his penalties
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 05 May 2016 17:04:42 GMT reply
I just saw he's on the roster ... AGAIN... for copa america... How is this guy still getting work?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Apr 2016 00:20:20 GMT reply
A quick list of people i'd start over Altidore:
-Stephen Hawking (without his chair)
-Christopher Reeve (yes, I know he's dead. I still like him over Jozy)
-my grandmother's exhumed corpse
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 21 Dec 2015 17:25:07 GMT reply
I'd rather gnaw on a pipe clog extracted from a turkish prison shower than endure one more nanosecond of flu-like misery brought on by observing that overlord of soccer anti-matter attempt one more chest trap. When pushed that knock-kneed zombie would struggle to count to two, and insists on putting on his shorts head first.
he is an albatross turd-encrusted moron buoy in a busy yacht harbor, and a lighthouse for the imbecile.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Nov 2015 00:17:18 GMT reply
Watching him play against Trinidad and Tobago man he is fking terrible. Just lazy no skill mf . Horrible
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 18 Nov 2015 00:12:34 GMT reply
Many he is a useless mf
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 15 Nov 2015 01:44:21 GMT reply
Altidore most have dirt on JK. There is no sane reason this bum keeps getting caps. Now that he scored a brace we're going to have to seen this donut munching waste of space all qualifying!......Wood and Morris please
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 14 Nov 2015 00:25:21 GMT reply
He will score a goal tonight against a High School team and JK will consider him an indispensable member of the team!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 14 Nov 2015 00:23:22 GMT reply
Another game and Altidore still sucks!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 Nov 2015 23:54:32 GMT reply
This dude makes fat Ronaldo still look eligible to play. He is fat. I'm convinced he thinks he is on a basketball court at all times. His movement is non existent and shaq could be better up front. Whoever gave this guy a chance should be condemned to hell and be in the electric chair for treason. I swear if I here someone say he is still young I will will kill them. He is the borderline a disappointment and is the reason other countries think USA is terrible. Not saying we are tremendous (like England's dumb frame of mind who are awful too) but he is a rat turd of a player. Please, please, please JK play Aaron, Wood, Morrison, Boyd, Rubin, or Agudelo. Lastly please for gods sake stop picking mls players they're useless.
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