Jozy Altidore Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Jun 2017 08:13:54 GMT reply
Don't the coaches have the performance stats? Seriously, Bradley used to be good but in the last year he's started to suck. Altidore, Bradley and Johnson just give the ball up too damn much with our without any pressure. Jesus, if you can't put the ball in an area where your teammate can beat the defender to it just get off the field.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Jun 2017 08:09:05 GMT reply
The US are a one dimensional team with him on the pitch. He can't hold the ball, and even if he could his pass completion percentage is garbage. One out of five games he scores a good goal but that's not enough to offset the damage he's doing the rest of the time.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Jun 2017 08:01:02 GMT reply
Classic example of a coach picking a player because he looks like he should be good but he has no soccer intelligence, touch, or produces any results.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 19:01:55 GMT reply
Outthedoor cannot jump, has no speed, is afraid to go in hard on a tackle, is afraid to play in the box, has no touch and his head is so big it looks like a giant box on a UPS truck.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 18:58:38 GMT reply
Every time I see Outthedoor on the starting roster I get sick at my stomach.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 11:15:13 GMT reply
I'm so in awe of how he continues to play for the usmnt. I just don't see how he possibly could be considered a better option than wood. He has seemingly lost the will to run and his first touch seems to be akin to a drunk penguin
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 04:12:15 GMT reply
The falling down with pressure at his back and his listless effort in tracking are my main issues with Jozy...for as big a dude as he is, he is soft as tissue paper. Plus he doesn't have a professional touch AT ALL...Give me Dom. Jordan or Wood any day. I can't stand watching Jozy play...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 09 Jun 2017 02:12:03 GMT reply
I have been searching for many years for a site like this. I would like to personally thank the creator for this masterpiece. Altidore is by far the worst footballer I've seen live at a stadium and I am riled by even the sound of his name being brought up in a discussion of premier league football
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 02:25:17 GMT reply
I know five strikers in the Huntsville Alabama men's soccer league that would start ahead of Altidore.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 02:23:39 GMT reply
I LOVE THIS SITE!!! BROTHERS AND SISTERS YOU ARE THE ONLY GROUP THAT FULLY SEES THAT ALTIDORE IS A JOKE. IF I WERE AS BIG AS HIM I WOULD MAKE PEOPLE PAY ME TO LET THEM LIVE ON THE PITCH.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 17 May 2017 02:22:25 GMT reply
Dom Dwyer should replace him now!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 30 Mar 2017 21:36:02 GMT reply
He is a give-away machine. There is no other #9 that gives the ball away more. Wood or Jordan please.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 29 Mar 2017 03:54:27 GMT reply
He can't control any ball, Can't pass, runs slow, is totally ineffective
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Oct 2016 16:58:20 GMT reply
Jozy aka Out the door already come on
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Oct 2016 00:51:21 GMT reply
Altidork does not run... cannot get a first touch right to save his life and whines every time he is called for foul ... dump the chump
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Sep 2016 17:54:46 GMT reply
i think the captain's armband was meant to signify that Altidore is THE KING of CRAPPY FIRST TOUCH! Sorry Zardes, you've temporarily lost your thrown!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 29 Aug 2016 21:24:03 GMT reply
So Altidore just got the USMNT captaincy for WCQ's from Klinsmann. I don't know which is worse, that Klinsmann is flush out of ideas or just what a complete shit show that Team USA's depth roster is especially at forward. If you're going to waste the armband, give it to Zardes. He's got an upside and it doesn't look like he just housed a whole pizza.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 29 May 2016 04:18:19 GMT reply
See what happens when spastic Altidore does not play we score goals amd win
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 21 May 2016 22:43:15 GMT reply
Jozy is past his prime!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 17 May 2016 12:48:23 GMT reply
He sucks, misses all his penalties
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 05 May 2016 17:04:42 GMT reply
I just saw he's on the roster ... AGAIN... for copa america... How is this guy still getting work?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Apr 2016 00:20:20 GMT reply
A quick list of people i'd start over Altidore:
-Stephen Hawking (without his chair)
-Christopher Reeve (yes, I know he's dead. I still like him over Jozy)
-my grandmother's exhumed corpse
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