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You know Caroline..If I am sporting a serious amount of rock hard wood, and someone holds up a picture of you in a brassiere and a pair of panties it does not take long for me to go limp. You are sofa King awful... Fukk You..
You Must Read Dory's New Book..."Hey Rory !!" It's primarily about how he almost committed suicide when he was dating this Fukking Bitch. He outlines what a piece of shit she is and how she wants everything done her way. Just like in the tennis world, this cunt is a piece of work, and a piece of shit !!lii
Rory was holding court at a pub in Ireland when He was expounding on the virtues of not having sex with you. He mentioned how awful you smelled. He said the odor that came from your cunt was like something had crawled in their and died. Everyone was laughing their ass off. And finally, he held up a picture of you in the nude..everyone i the room threw up.
Hey Caroline, it's Wolley from Paris. We met at the Chez Noir Hotel. You were giving oral to the local Police and I was fukking you in the ass...do you remember ?? it was a great time had by all. Thanks again for the really super terrific Blow Jobs...
Wozz Happnin..Wozz ??? Sure could use a blow job..Wozz.. Last time you sucked a cock was when?... about an hour ago, right Wozz?? Bitch top the Max is what you are Wozz. I'd love to ram a stick of C-4 explosive up your fat ass and ignite it...
I have invented a new game... It's Called "WHACK-A-WOZ".. basically what it is...you take a baseball bat and in one minute, beat the living shit out of this worthless Kunt... Beat her senseless until she is Fukking dead... I Love Whack-A-Woz...